"Rare Witch Awards" Game

[Mandolin]

Here's a new game that's all the rage with today's hip and happening youth. You have to nominate the member above you for any Rare Witch Award you make up. It can be as serious, nice, funny, outrageous, or random as you wish. Ready, kids? Let's begin. ;)

[Articerile]

Rare Witch Pirate Award.

[Porky]

Best Actor
Best R'n'B RWP group
worst S'n'S Theory

[Pez]

Award for user 'who's username has nothing to do with avatar'

[repobanjo]

Best sig in the field of drama.

[Mandolin]

Location Award: Most Easily Spotted Member.

[ConkerKing]

Best instrument in a Username award.

...:p

[Articerile]

Award for most awards.
Award for receiving 'Award for most awards' award.
Award for receiving 'Award for receiving 'Award for most awards' award'.

And so on.

[firealpha]

Award for disliking firealpha712 the most.

[DekuScrubby]

Award for quoting himself.

[ConkerKing]

Award for thinking the image tags work.

(I think; judging by your signature, I mean) :p

[Porky]

award for who can eat the most cakes in 10 minutes whislt bike riding and quoting Gruntilda's rhymes

[Kablamooie]

Giving Children Nightmares Award.

[firealpha]

Award for username that best mimics an explosion

[Pez]

Award for Avatar with largest eating disorder

[Porky]

Award for user name that best uses the harsh power of ICEEEEE

btw in case you hadn't guessed my two previous post weren't really aimed at the people above they were just pretty random

[repobanjo]

Most bent Wookie of '07.

[Mandolin]

Best Borat Impression.

[Pez]

Biggest Chin.

[Articerile]

Worst Signature Speller.

[firealpha]

Best Articerile

[Porky]

best username to incorparate the harsh power of FIIIRRREEE

[Duker]

"Best person who I really dont know, like, at all. Except for in the <Super smash bros thread. But thats it." award.

[repobanjo]

Best Grey Jinjo impresonation.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for most gratuitous use of the word "impersonation" in a post above mine.

[firealpha]

Award for best something, though we aren't quite sure what that something is yet

[Pez]

Award for loving IbanezerIceman

[Mandolin]

Award for stuffing the most watermelons up his behind :D

[repobanjo]

Most Pleasant Member.

[stalker pizza]

Best hippie avatar award

[Pez]

Biggest Wazzock

[Porky]

best impression of a policeman

[Monkey Boy 64]

Best Troll/Clown hybrid who bends Wookies.

[Mandolin]

Most Resembling Doctor Zoidberg.

[firealpha]

Best user with the username Mandolin

[repobanjo]

Record for most Foot-longers eaten in a minute.

[Porky]

award for putting pennies in his ears

[Duker]

Award for not answering some questions, such as how in the world hes in a parallel universe where everything is medieval. Dont ask how.

[stalker pizza]

award for emoness.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for stalking pizza.

[NeoConker]

Most 64 bit monkey

[Duker]

Best cartoonie like charecter to enter the matrix award.

[Articerile]

User who uses colours least.
(if you don't get it i'm sorry, i've switched off the funny to stay awake)

[Doob]

Best Oblivion Cheeta tiger thing

[stalker pizza]

Award for stalking pizza.

OFF TOPIC: I am STALKER pizza/ a STALKING pizza/ a pizza that STALKS, NOT a pizza stalker.

ON TOPIC: Award for stuff

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for getting mad at me for thinking you stalked pizza.

[NeoConker]

Award for being the messenger ghost.

[dmoss]

Award for Neg-Repping me, then getting it deleted. o-O

[Mandolin]

Award for the Ethical Treatment of Ludicolos.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for being a goldfish.

[DekuScrubby]

Award for managing to get into my backyard.

[NeoConker]

Award for not being online when I give him the award.

[P.o.t.O]

The New Conker award.

[NeoConker]

The best user I've seen to date award.

[Porky]

best use of both conker and matrix in once

[NeoConker]

Best symbol of a future Troll-Clown relationship.

[DekuScrubby]

Award for giving out the most awards.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for eating HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES!

[Mandolin]

Best Lay :D

[NeoConker]

Award for managing to live in an area in the sims 2.

[ConkerKing]

Award for WORST conker. Ever.

(seriously, man. You needs to chill out.)

[Jinjonator]

New Member of the Year Award


OH WAI-

[Articerile]

Award for not receiving the Sir-not-appearing-in-this-film award.

[NeoConker]

Award for being one of the two users blocking me from giving conkerking the worst insult ever imagined.

[DekuScrubby]

award for blocking ME from saying something Monty Python-like in my award in response to Articerile. (I fart in your general direction!)

[NeoConker]

Award for not living after he farts and I beat em up.

[Mandolin]

Award for the Ethical Treatment of the "O RLY?" Owl.

[Fox McBanjo]

Award for being a Pleasantville-originating Pirate.

[NeoConker]

Award for being te most dangerous metroid.

[wkw427]

Metal given because you saved the galaxy, yet again from a threat of greater technology, power, and numbers! Whoopty-de-do O'Neil! Have a metal! [/Stargate reference]

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for being able to count to 3 after your username.

[NeoConker]

Award for eating the most bananas while blowing up the death star on a old pregnant donkey.

[BKSonic1234]

Award For Being One Of Several Members With Conker In Their Name. :D

[Jinjonator]

Award for being a bear, a bird, a hedgehog, a plumber, and 4 numbers all at once.

[Duker]

Award for killing Grunty, like, really awsomely. And what not.

[Porky]

Award for mummifying grey jinjo

[P.o.t.O]

Funniest Troll on the RWPF.

[Articerile]

The Epic Win Award

[glitchman]

the nuetral award

[DekuScrubby]

Award for sending Missingno. into our games.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for best guy with a sword in their avatar.

[glitchman]

award for a guy without an avatar

[Fallen]

Award for Most Zoomed in Avatar

[glitchman]

award for being in my computer, hehe im prodding you with my mouse :p

[NeoConker]

Award for causing a glitch in the system (damn you! Metal Arms cost lots of $!)

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for having a sig that's gonna take over your post.

[NeoConker]

Award for most daydreaming sig.

[Pez]

Award for the best Avatar.

[NeoConker]

Award for the lamest jokes about avatars.

[firealpha]

Award for posting above firealpha712 when firealpha712 decided to give said award.

[Mandolin]

Award for wanting to get really close to Chuck Norris.

[Duker]

Award for eating 13 bannas upside down in the rain... WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED.

[Atomic Breegull]

Award for having an avatar that somebody said looked like "the Blockbox Fox with rabies".

[NeoConker]

Award for having a breegul that you could use for nuclear power or a nuclear missile.

[Porky]

award for living at exactly 666N 6666W

[ElectricKaz]

The Award for "not letting a bear steal your dream".

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for being electric and Kaz at the same time.

[stalker pizza]

Award for being a abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[firealpha]

Award for posting the 98th post in the "Rare Witch Awards" Game.

[Duker]

Award for the 99th!

(I know whats comin'...)

[firealpha]

Award for the sake of not being awarded on the 100th post in a particular topic that shall not be named to avoid product placement.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for being firey and alpha-ey. And for eating BOLOGNA!

[Fox McBanjo]

Award for Making an Award for Someone by Playing on Their Name.

[Mandolin]

Award for Quoting Culex in their Signature

(but missing some parts of his awesome dialogue)

[firealpha]

Award for awarding the Award known as the "Award for quoting Culex in their Signature" Award

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for acting like an idiot and quoting themself.

[Porky]

award for singing about cheese in my back yard (currently waving frantically to say hi)

[stalker pizza]

Award for causing havoc in china town.

[Mandolin]

Award for having a black monster (or something) in his avatar.

[Theguyoverthere]

Most Registered User award. Congrats! You know get a custom user title that states this!

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for being over there.

[firealpha]

The coveted
Potato Award

[DekuScrubby]

Award for eating burgers.

[Mandolin]

Award for interviewing Wario at RD.

[P.o.t.O]

Award for thinking. That's a bloody first.

[Atomic Breegull]

Award for being awesome, but kinda scary at the same time. :x

[firealpha]

Award for knowing how to post and happening to be a randomly picked member of this site.

[Pez]

Award for the Undisputed Heavyweight IbanezerIceman Lover of the World.

[firealpha]

Award for taking things a bit too far
(Sorry bout not waiting for 2 more people...)

[P.o.t.O]

The Defiance of Rules Award.

I shall proceed to beat you about the head with it, but in all, it's a pretty cool award.

[Pez]

Award for beating Chuck Norris..


now that is a prize worthy of any mantel piece....

[DekuScrubby]

Award for having a mantle piece.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for giving out the award for having a mantlepiece.

[firealpha]

The Defiance of Rules Award.

I shall proceed to beat you about the head with it, but in all, it's a pretty cool award.
Sweet.

Award for giving out the award for giving out the award for having a mantlepiece.

[Articerile]

Award containing homing beacon for missiles.

[Porky]

award for breaking the mantelpiece loop

[Pez]

Award for re-starting mantle piece loop.

[firealpha]

Award for using a hyphen.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for not using a hyphen.

[Mandolin]

Award for using 23 Hyphens.

(23!? It's everywhere!!)

[Porky]

award for refusing medicene

[DekuScrubby]

Award for bending Ralph's wookie.

[bextah.girl]

Teh Award For The Most Annoying Swordfighting Avatar On RWP.
*TehTehTeh*

[DekuScrubby]

Award for using the word 'Teh' too much.

[Pez]

Award for using the word 'Teh' at all.

[Mandolin]

Award for having smutty fantasies about Ann Coulter and Wilma Flintstone.

[P.o.t.O]

Award for having Pre-MS.

[Theguyoverthere]

Award for Most Unreliable Mod/Member
Award for Bes Mod/Member

See, your so special, you get TWO awards!

[ElectricKaz]

Award for "Smiley cruelty"
Award for "Not being over here"
Award for "Having exploding Poo"

your SUPER SPECIAL :)

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for giving out three awards to someone who was super special.

[Articerile]

Award for not having any consideration for possible spaces in signature.

[Porky]

award for forseeing the destruction of god

[P.o.t.O]

Award for an irrelevent sig.

[stalker pizza]

Award for defeating the Alliance by showing up.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for being yune. (Whatever that is).

[DekuScrubby]

Award for being a monkey.

[Pez]

Award for having a sister.

[Mandolin]

Award for exposing perverse sexual desires in your signature.

[firealpha]

Award for being an easy target for bombs disguised as awards

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for eating a burger over and over again,

[P.o.t.O]

The 150th post in the award topic award.

[runehero123]

victim of negasaurus rex award.

[stalker pizza]

award for staring at people through his avatar

[DekuScrubby]

Award for being multiple things.

[P.o.t.O]

Best Director of a movie about the RWPF.

[Pez]

Most popular non-mod user with Negasaurus Rex reputation.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for misconstruing what I said as sexual innuendo.

[Porky]

award for predicting the future

[Kablamooie]

Award For Saving Hyrule Too Many Times To Count.

[Fox McBanjo]

Award for having an unfortunatly large left eye.

[DekuScrubby]

Award for having no left eye.

[stalker pizza]

Award for.........something

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for pizzaness.

[Pez]

award for being unoriginal avatar-wise.

[DekuScrubby]

Award for living in Ello-ello-ello. England :D

[Mandolin]

Award for having a sister. I think.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for being a horstachio.

[firealpha]

Award for the monumental 167th post.

[DekuScrubby]

Award for awarding several awards.

[Porky]

award for ruining a pokemon sprite

[DekuScrubby]

Award for commenting on something done using Microsoft GIF animator and Microsoft Paint. ;)

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for dhyrbjoftjbdHJYHVed32ihvzvk'`=:-ur=e3A6O ZW5FZZbfaa580aevgoevv [hr npu7eat`

[stalker pizza]

award for...........*snore*

[firealpha]

Award for having the same birthday as Bill Cosby

[stalker pizza]

^is bill cosby

[repobanjo]

Awards for best stalking inanimate object.

[DekuScrubby]

Award for putting pennies in your ears.

[Articerile]

Award for getting stabbed in the neck

DekuScrubby: I didn't get stabbed in the...OH GOD *dies*

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for stabbing Dekuscrubby.

[DekuScrubby]

Award for saying the very words that raise DekuScrubby from the dead.

[P.o.t.O]

Zombie Award.

[dmoss]

Phantom Award.

[DekuScrubby]

Dmoss award.


Now THAT'S original!

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for best supporting actor.

[Porky]

award for being my backyard

[firealpha]

Dmoss award.


Now THAT'S original!

I'll beat that originality with this.

Dmoss award of dmossity

[Pez]

Award of Academic Penial Correctitude of Originality, Subverted Subdragonally, Dmossallly, Fireallphally.

[Mandolin]

Horny Storm Trooper Appreciation Award.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for supporting Dr. Who and Chewbacca 2008.

[Porky]

award for hypnotizing me with.....i feel sleepy

[DekuScrubby]

Award for sleeping.

[Fox McBanjo]

Award for going mental with a sword '07.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for attempting to destroy RWP.

[Porky]

award for not having a chuck norris avatar

[firealpha]

Award for awarding an award that isn't very rewarding when awarded as the award awarded is a terrible award to be awarded

[BloodXP]

Award for being a 'Registered User'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN11!!! 1

- - Blood

[Fox McBanjo]

Award for copying CK's earlier posts.

~Fox McBanjo~

[lainlives]

An award for <-- insert cool ass award here -->

[Mandolin]

Award for being on Catwoman's panties. ("Robot Chicken" joke)

[lainlives]

I LOVE ROBOT CHIKEN

Award for being a cool member :)

[repobanjo]

Award for most Hello Kitty references per post.

[Porky]

award for searching for the zora sapphire in jabu jabu's belly

[Mandolin]

Award for searching for the Zora Sapphire in P.o.T.O.'s pants.

[P.o.t.O]

The PotO award.

[ConkerKing]

The PWNing Chuck Norris award.

[Atomic Breegull]

The Making Fun Of Atomic's Signature award. :-/

[Jinjonator]

The Only Other Person Who Still Goes To Jinjo Realm Award.

[repobanjo]

PotO lookalike award.

[Mandolin]

The Fish-O-Phile Award.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for best chicken wing.

[DekuScrubby]

Best Koopa avatar.

[Mandolin]

Most crooked lightsaber.

[DekuScrubby]

I... lightsaber?

Anyway, best idea for a forum game.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for living online.

[actionwebgamer]

Best liar. I was just in my backyard and you SO weren't there. In fact, I'm about to go check again OH SHI-

[Mr/Sir Norris]

Most blatant advertising in avatar

[firealpha]

Most Chuck related username.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for......... tortillas.

[bextah.girl]

Award for being a monkey boy.

[Mandolin]

Award for discovering teh W00t Land.

[bextah.girl]

W00t!

Award For Being So Close To Quahog.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for eating hot dogs.

[Porky]

award for walking

[Madous]

Award for being a clown. Even though they scare me. :x

[Theguyoverthere]

Award for being a great man.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for liking cake.

[runehero123]

Award for being half evolved

[Porky]

award for being behind me

[firealpha]

Award for having an avatar. Approx. worth= -$1

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for nominating yourself for member.

[NeoConker]

Award for making the post that made this topic go to page 2.

[Porky]

award for being the best moment in Conkers Bad Fur Day

[Mandolin]

Award for the most gratuitous use of the word "Belgium" in a screenplay.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for being a stringed instrument.

[NeoConker]

Award for getting lot and lots of awards.

[AndyNPC]

Award for nominating someone for the award of getting lots of awards.

[runehero123]

Award for most scary avatar.

[Mandolin]

Award for copying MySpace and using little faces for your "mood."

[firealpha]

Award for sqrt(95).

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for muskrats.

[Articerile]

Award for posting the second post after Mandolin who used a hitchhikers reference.

The CLEAN version anyway, not the book version.

[AndyNPC]

Award for having the ability to spot hitchhikers references.

[idiot cow]

Award for coming up with terrible awards

I WIN!

[NeoConker]

Award for being an asshole.

[Mandolin]

Award for giving out questionable awards.

Award for posting the second post after Mandolin who used a hitchhikers reference.

The CLEAN version anyway, not the book version.

Actually, here in America the clean version is the book version.

...which means there's a bunch of text added so that it can make sense. :-/

...but I do know how the other one goes. It'll probably become a real award soon enough. :D

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for thinking garbage trucks are really cool.

[Articerile]

Award for the most gratuitous use of the word 'f***' in a serious screenplay.

[AndyNPC]

Award for most undiscriptive text in an avatar.

[NeoConker]

Award for being even more of an asshole (seriously, stop dissing everybody.)

[Monkey Boy 64]

Award for calling people assholes without probable cause.