NeoConker
24th June 2007, 11:45 PM
Alright. I did this on newgrounds then I got banned for it because the mods there are assholes and make rule changes without telling anybody about them. So here is the idea. You make a story without doing any second thoughts. So whatever comes to mind goes in the story. But if you, by natural reaction. Have to stop and think. After you are done with the story. Put how many times you stopped. Including the stop for spell check. This will reveal what goes on in users minds. Just be honest with this one okay?
Well here is mine:
Once upon a time in a world far far away the world was ending. Aliens with nukes where sending it at other planets with other aliens and those aliens where sending it back. Until a lone warrior tried to stop it. His name was Warioreles. The parents where from New Zealand and a judge wanted to stop them from naming him that because it would provoke insults and teasing. He was sent from earth to this world by the survivors form the nuclear war on earth because they didn't want the planets unlivable from nuclear radiation so they could go live there. So they sent him with a minigun over there to beat the living **** out of the Empire of evil aliens which started the nuclear war. So he went over there in a ship shaped like a choclate ship cookie with frosting on it that says "Just married" because he stole it from the cookie monsters wedding. So he arrived on the planet which looked like a gilatinous **** and landed there. But he was met by 5000 **** troops which had blaster guns which where weak at times and strong at times. Warioreled had a minigun and he jumped in the air as it loaded and then he shot like a mad monkey who just got a banana shoved up his dick. He finished all of them except for one which was actually a assassin in disguise. He had a sniper and aimed it at Warioreles but missed and shot his dog who had just arrived on the planet. So that got Warioreles pssed and he ***** smacked the assassin until he bled and died. So he went to tghe president which was named George W. Splorktan and he told him "Mr. President, Its time for you to go sleeping with the fishes so he shot his minigun and he missed and hit the button which blows up the whole w0orld and it blew up.
I stopped about 3 times to think and 1 time to spell check.
Well here is mine:
Once upon a time in a world far far away the world was ending. Aliens with nukes where sending it at other planets with other aliens and those aliens where sending it back. Until a lone warrior tried to stop it. His name was Warioreles. The parents where from New Zealand and a judge wanted to stop them from naming him that because it would provoke insults and teasing. He was sent from earth to this world by the survivors form the nuclear war on earth because they didn't want the planets unlivable from nuclear radiation so they could go live there. So they sent him with a minigun over there to beat the living **** out of the Empire of evil aliens which started the nuclear war. So he went over there in a ship shaped like a choclate ship cookie with frosting on it that says "Just married" because he stole it from the cookie monsters wedding. So he arrived on the planet which looked like a gilatinous **** and landed there. But he was met by 5000 **** troops which had blaster guns which where weak at times and strong at times. Warioreled had a minigun and he jumped in the air as it loaded and then he shot like a mad monkey who just got a banana shoved up his dick. He finished all of them except for one which was actually a assassin in disguise. He had a sniper and aimed it at Warioreles but missed and shot his dog who had just arrived on the planet. So that got Warioreles pssed and he ***** smacked the assassin until he bled and died. So he went to tghe president which was named George W. Splorktan and he told him "Mr. President, Its time for you to go sleeping with the fishes so he shot his minigun and he missed and hit the button which blows up the whole w0orld and it blew up.
I stopped about 3 times to think and 1 time to spell check.