Make a Duker-like sentence!

[Duker]

Yeah, I can play at it, too. So, since you all have been saying recently that all my posts sound like "Make me a mod make me a mod", lets send it backwards through the translator. So. Make a post as if I said it. Be as brutal as you want, I started the thread, Im takeing the risk, I can take it. So, lets hear: What would I say to suck-up to the big guy*?



*Not god.

[Articerile]

There seems to be chocolate on you in an area you cannot reach, please may I attach myself to you so I can devour it.

[P.o.t.O]

I'm Grey Jinjo.

[Duker]

I'm Grey Jinjo.

... I truely think this one cant be beaten.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

HAHAHA Duker hahahahahahahahapiehahahahahahahaha you smellz funyyyzz and and and PONYBOY DEH RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!

[Duker]

HAHAHA Duker hahahahahahahahapiehahahahahahahaha you smellz funyyyzz and and and PONYBOY DEH RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!

... This isnt a spam thread. Did you even read my first post? Thats just... just no.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

... This isnt a spam thread. Did you even read my first post? Thats just... just no.
Why would I insult you?

[glitchman]

I'm Grey Jinjo.

[ConkerKing]

I'm Grey Jinjo [/P.o.t.O][/Duker][/Glitchman][/IceMario]

[pinkbull]

HEY GUYS I CAN'T SPELL FREAKING ALLIENCE.

A-l-l-i-a-n-c-e.

[Bottles98]

"I am evil and manipulative."

Close enough anyway.

[Shadow Angel]

"I am evil and manipulative."

Close enough anyway.
Moar like:

"im evil, manipulitive, cant spell allience rite, and im not sorry for being basicly rude and backstabin and stufff. also c: gray jingo."

:p

[NeoConker]

My name is DuKers and I have no manliness!

[Duker]

Yeah... I cant belive I cant spell allience, really.

EDIT:... I did it again. A-l-l-i-a-n-c-e. No E.

[Jinjonator]

Hello, my name is Duker. Would you like me to kiss your ass today?

[Articerile]

The hell?
GREY!!
I'm not a mod!
I just want to help the forums...
The difference between me and a mod is locking and moving.

[Theguyoverthere]

Make me a mod.

[Mr.Patch]

"I'm just a kid from Hungary" or "I'm going across the world again"

[Pez]

"Hey, I'm Duker, and everyone who has replied to this thread so far has been way too harsh".

[Duker]

Oh, I got a doozy...

"Alright, you wanna hear the truth? Okay, Im not sorry. Im sorry that this is the after effect, but for what Ive done, Im not. Go ahead, ban me. But I just want you all to know, I posted those things not to get a mod position or something. Note: I posted alt accounts were being used to see the forums when you had to login to see the forums, bam, next day its gone. I post about the Allience, bringing it to the publics attention, bam, RWEP staff knows. I disdnt do this for a mod position, I did it for the Allience to end, and Im not sorry. There."

OH WAI-

[glitchman]

Hello, my name is Duker. Would you like me to kiss your ass today?


sig'd. i laughed so much i choked on my pizza!

[stalker pizza]

Is this the lets flame duker topic?

And did you/how did you lock my thread because Stalker pizza no saw anyone post anything related to "I'm going to lock this" except you you.

[Duker]

Is this the lets flame duker topic?

And did you/how did you lock my thread because Stalker pizza no saw anyone post anything related to "I'm going to lock this" except you you.

That was a joke on a mods part. Note how Grey said "Duker, Neza Kaz, and Articerile are too despite not being on that list.", then he locked it, (deleting one or two of my` posts, I think) thus adding to that ol' joke.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Oh, I got a doozy...

"Alright, you wanna hear the truth? Okay, Im not sorry. Im sorry that this is the after effect, but for what Ive done, Im not. Go ahead, ban me. But I just want you all to know, I posted those things not to get a mod position or something. Note: I posted alt accounts were being used to see the forums when you had to login to see the forums, bam, next day its gone. I post about the Allience, bringing it to the publics attention, bam, RWEP staff knows. I disdnt do this for a mod position, I did it for the Allience to end, and Im not sorry. There."

OH WAI-
*pulls out dagger!!!* "GLADIATOR!!!!":p

Seriously: Wow, why did you want to do that? Just wondering.

[Duker]

*pulls out dagger!!!* "GLADIATOR!!!!":p

Wow, why did you want to do that? Just wondering.

On RealDiscussion, to get it over and done with. (Which got me banned on RD, unfortunatly), on RWP, to make a joke of it.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

On RealDiscussion, to get it over and done with. (Which got me banned on RD, unfortunatly), on RWP, to make a joke of it.
Whats in the past, is in the past. I'm not going to hold any of that against you. It may damage some of the respect I used to have for you though:-/. Even if I disagreed with something I'd never rat them out.

[Soulreaper41392]

"I think I'm an authority and big high person that really matters and you really need to listen to me because I matter a lot I mean what could you do without me?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm taking a break now to repent"

"An Egyptian guy hit on me cause he thought I was girl...and I LIKED it!"

"I'm Grey"

"I'm not sorry anymore"

And the classic....

"I WANT MODS, MODS, MODS, MODS, MODS, MODS, MODS, MODS, MODS, MODS, MODS!"

Sorry, I was really bored and I had a lot of fodder from the forums that I found to use. ;)

No hard feelings, these are just all examples of weird, dumb, and/or annoying things you've said.

[Duker]

I swear I went to rep you when I saw that. But then I saw the black block, so...

But these all rock. I mean it.

[Soulreaper41392]

You can still rep members that have black blocks.

[Peanut]

It just does'nt tell you his rep.

[Soulreaper41392]

It just does'nt tell you his rep.

Also, I can't rep anyone.

[Fox McBanjo]

"I am not Grey. I am obviously Purple, and for your mistake, you must perish."

I probably will make a thread like this.

[stalker pizza]

That was a joke on a mods part. Note how Grey said "Duker, Neza Kaz, and Articerile are too despite not being on that list.", then he locked it, (deleting one or two of my` posts, I think) thus adding to that ol' joke.

So they edited one of your posts and locked the thread?

[Peanut]

Duker cant hear you he has passed on to th world of Gruntys rejects.See (http://www.rarewitchproject.com/forums/member.php?u=1842).

[Bottles98]

Seeing as he's no longer here, I'm going to go ahead and lock this.