What's Going On?

[Dylan Yoshi]

I was a little skepticle about posting this one after last night's A Puzzle incident, however, I've decided this isn't nearly as hard. Also, if you already know the answer, don't say anything. I doubt anyone here knows the answer, but I'm just making sure.

Okay, so here's the deal. A man releases an animal, discovers riches beyond his wildest dreams, and gets chased away by a native with a good sense of smell.

What the hell is going on here? Start guessing.

Edit: Oh yes. Feel free to ask Yes or No questions.

[repobanjo]

The the animal crap out the riches?

This one is gonna be really hard.....

[Dylan Yoshi]

Nope.

[P.o.t.O]

Are these riches monetary?

[Jinjonator]

Did he steal a rare animal, sell it, and now a native is hunting him down to kill him?

[firealpha]

Releases a pig, finds a boatload of truffles, gets chased away by a native pig?

[Atomic Breegull]

For the life of me, I cannot figure it out.... But I have an odd feeling it has to do with hallucinogenic drugs.... o-O

[Dylan Yoshi]

No, no, no, and no.

Remember, you can ask yes or no questions to make this easier at all.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

...35?

[firealpha]

Is the native an animal of some sort?

[ConkerKing]

Spanish Inquisition?

(Note that I will not seriously be participating in this beause..the last one like this gave me a serious migrane..:-/)

[Dylan Yoshi]

BKSNS: Uh... No?

Firealpha: No.

Conkerking: Naw.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Firealpha: No.
So they aren't human?

[repobanjo]

I think you know what he means.

Is the animal a farm animal?

[firealpha]

So they aren't human?
Haha, I thought that, too.
So that means the native is a plant, fungus, bacteria or that other classification.

Are the riches derived from a food?

[Atomic Breegull]

I know what's going on: A bad reality show.

Amiright? ;)

[Dylan Yoshi]

Um, the native is a human. :p

Yes, the animal is a farm animal.

No, not a reality show.

[Atomic Breegull]

No, not a reality show.
!@*#!!?%

[repobanjo]

Is it a pig?

[Dylan Yoshi]

Nope.

[BanjoKazooieSNS]

Um, the native is a human. :p
Well you said that the natives were not animals and (as much as I hate to admit it) humans are animals... ok I'll shut up now.

Ummm, Mr. Bean let go of a cow at the end of his skit, then he got his pay check and got a lot of money, and the natives to the show (camera people etc) were pissed off, because they were being payed minimum wage so they started to attack Mr. Bean.

PWNAGE?

[repobanjo]

Does this take place in the USA?

[Dylan Yoshi]

BKSNS: Nope. Keep in mind there's only one native.

Repo: It doesn't take place in any particular place.

[P.o.t.O]

Are aforementioned riches Manure?

[repobanjo]

Would this not have happened if the native didn't have a good sense of smell?

This is way too ****ing hard.

[P.o.t.O]

This is way too ****ing hard. Now I know what it feels like to be on the other end.

Quiet, Mr. Start.

[Dylan Yoshi]

P.o.t.O: No.

Repo: It probably wouldn't have happened, no.

Edit: I'm gonna go ahead and drop a clue here. By "releasing the animal", it didn't involve releasing him into the wild but rather something much, much, different.

[Atomic Breegull]

He won a bet on a dog in some dogfight, but was then chased away by... someone... because dogfights are illegal.

....That is so not the answer, I'm sure, but it's the best I could come up with. :-/ You said this would be easier.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Yeah, it's not the answer.

I'm gonna drop a big clue tomorrow unless this starts going somewhere by then.

[repobanjo]

Is "Releasing the animal" some sort of sexual term?

[Dylan Yoshi]

No. It's not sexually related in any way, shape, or form.

[firealpha]

Are the riches derived from a food?

[Dylan Yoshi]

No.

Okay, hint. The animal is a cow. This should speed things up a bit.

[Atomic Breegull]

.....

I got nothing.

[firealpha]

.....

I got nothing.
Ditto.

[repobanjo]

Did the man "release the animal" of it's milk?

[ConkerKing]

Animal is inside of mansion. Man breaks into mansion, releases the animal while he's stealing stuff (riches), and the owner finds him doing it..and chases him away. Because he smelt bad.

:teach:

[Dylan Yoshi]

No and no.

By release the animal, I mean he no longer owns it.

[repobanjo]

OK, well you just revealed the whole first part of the story. He disowns a cow...

Does the person find the riches immediatly after releasing the cow?

[Dylan Yoshi]

Not immediatly, no.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Okay, I'm gonna have to drop EXACTLY how the animal was "released", as you guys aren't getting it.

The man sold the cow.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Stop making me multipost. :p

Okay, I'm gonna drop a few new hints. The man was seemingly ripped off after selling the cow. The man also has a specific name. The man was also quite poor.

[Atomic Breegull]

No idea. D:

[Dylan Yoshi]

Okay, lemme get you started.

Did the man's name start with A? No.
Did the man's name start with K? No.

Continue.

[Jinjonator]

THIZ IZ 2 HARD! IMMA KILL j00! :p

[Platinum Jinjo]

The mans name is poopy pants and the riches are the poop dropings and that stinks.:p

seriously I have know idea, my head hurts.:eek:

[Dylan Yoshi]

Okay, the guy's name starts with J.

[Atomic Breegull]

.....I give up.

[Dylan Yoshi]

The name ends with a k.

Come on, it should be getting obvious by now. :p

[Gaming Master2k]

I've only read the last few posts but the guy is Jack from 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and he gets rid of his cow, gets the money from the giant and is chased by him.

[Atomic Breegull]

OH SH--

Dang. So close.

[Dylan Yoshi]

YES. FINALLY.

You win, GM2K.

[Atomic Breegull]

Aw, I almost had it.

Actually, I was no where near having it. But oh well. XD

[repobanjo]

At the end, it became really obvious. I wouldn't have gotten it, most surely, but it looked obvious.

I guess I'm tired from all my Guitar Hero playing.

Also, expect a new A Puzzle sometime soon.

[Atomic Breegull]

Also, expect a new A Puzzle sometime soon.
ohnoes. D:

[P.o.t.O]

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[ConkerKing]

Of course, PotO :p.

This was actually a pretty good one, too bad I stayed out of it :(.