Ye Ol' Fishin' Tales

[Professor X]

Tell your best stories right here. About anything you want, but it has to have happened to you, and it had to have really happened. Don't make anything up. Nothing like you flying away with Banjo on a picknic...I'm wondering if I should start it off, but then again, best not to embarass my self yet. I have some good stories, but I'm sure someone else has better.

[Kirbys Warpstar]

I went on the moon once

*dodges bullet*

Lets see. Well one time on of my older relatives said something like the following:

I'm so glad that at my old age I can still see, I can still hear, I can still touch *knocks on table*

Erm hello whos there?



You see she thought someone knocked on the door.:p

[Gaming Master2k]

Well this didn't happen to me but I saw it all:

I have 3 friends (we'll call them A,B and C)

well A had headphones attached to his computer at school and listening to music. B and C both wanted them. A got up and then all 3 dived at the head phones. C knocked over his chair in the dive. He had just missed out on the headphones (B had them) and he went to sit down but he had knocked over his seat. He fell down and on the way down he grabbed something to try and stop himself. He grabbed a keyboard. So he went down as well as a keyboard.

It was REALLY funny but you may have to have been there (because there were certainly a lot of funny sarcastic remarks made then)

[Kola]

This is a very odd topic/poll combo.

[Professor X]

Sorry for the inconvinence, I'm just not into the "Zone" yet. You know it's that feeling that once you starting posting, nothing can stop you, and all your post are really good. I'm just not there yet.

Warpstar: Nor will you ever be!

PX: Fires bullet. (hits this time)

So much for you!

[breegull_master]

prof. x, after 2 years, i'm still trying to get into that darn "zone"! anyways...

once, in school music class, one of the guys in there had to go to the bathroom. but see, the men's room (which was built in the 50's, mind) was nasty, cruddy, and the smell would peel the paint off the walls. (if there had been paint...) so what did he do? he went to the clean, painted girls room. note that these bathrooms are the old locker rooms, and never get used by anyone but us. but while the men's room doesn't have a door (all of our bathrooms are out of shape...) the girl's room does. so we all held the door shut and locked him in! then someone went to get the principal, and we all were busting out laughing! the principal thought that was just a scream.

ooh, was this friend mad! :D :D :D

[Grey Jinjo]

I have HUNDREDS of these. Ironically, I also have a mind block, and can't think of ANY. So uh, I'll give you a sucky one instead.

Well the other day, I convinced my 6 year old little cousin that she was a clone. I made it convincing. I said she was from Taiwan and she was genetically made from cells and changes in DNA strings, and she was merely a test to see if fake artificially made humans could fit in with society, and if she ever did anything real bad they could turn her off...since they had her on radar with the chips they put beneathe her skin...

Luckily she knew was cells and DNA were, and saw Star Wars Episode 2, so she knew what I was talking about. She was good from that point on for fear of being turned off by remote control.

[banjordan]

When our youth group was at summer retreat a couple of years ago, 50 people in all went, for some strange reason I thought it would be funny to take a bucket full of water and dunk it onto the youth pastor's head. But when I was heading over to him, one of the leaders grabbed the bucket, a few others grabbed me and pinned me to the ground, they then dumped the bucket on me.

Not much of a story now, but it was funny at the time.

EDIT: Grey Jinjo, that was so crule it's funny.

EDIT: This isn't my best but it's all I could think up at the moment.

[Professor X]

I have a story to share myself, although it's more on the serious side.

I was playing b-ball at this place where I play, and all the popular kids from school were there who I hate. I was doing really good, I made a shot or two, (I was playing on the older kids team who were in high school, and they were trying to show up the littler kids.) but mostly I was doing good defensively. I blocked a bunch of there shots, I "technically" stuffed them. I got basically all the rebounds. So they got ticked off and started cussing at me. Then I got ticked off and walked over to this one kid and held the ball up at him and made it look like I was gonna throw it at him. Then his bigger friend came up to me and started saying he'd beat me up, so I spiked him in the face with the basketball.

Next thing you know, this guy starts charging at me and I back-peddle trying to dodge the blows. I think he hit me 4 times, but I'm not sure cause I had an adrenaline rush. Next thing you know, he has me pinned on the ground and is smother me with his shoulder, so I bite him really really hard. The kid screams and rolls over, and I jump on him and I pounded him on the head several times. Next thing you know, his friends are on me and start tackling me and stuff. I struggle out of their grasp. They jumped on me again, and I fell down. So this one kid bends down and starts laughing, I hit him so hard, and he walks away clutching his face and crying. And then this older highschooler walks in and breaks it up. That's really the best I have to tell.

It's good to get this off my mind. Even though I beat up two of them. Yep, 2 out of 10. Not bad considering they had me outnumbered so bad and I was all alone. But still I had to get this off me. It's been bothering me awhile. I have to play school sports with these guys too. It'll be hard to do.