Tell me your seeeecrets!

[DekuScrubby]

Ok. Here, you have to post a made-up secret you have, and rate the one above you. OK? Oh wait, wait, wait, there's some...

Rules

1) No dodgy secrets. You know what I mean.
2) You have to make your secret up. OK, so there's no way of us knowing whether you made it up or not, but please make it up.
3) Nothing personal. We don't want anybody offended by bad ratings.
4) Ratings are from one to ten.
5) You have to post something that you actually would keep secret, so nothing like "I ate jam" or anything dumb.

I'll start. (Who else is gonna?)

I am an expert ballet dancer.

[Mandolin]

Funny, but not funny enough. 7/10

I have a "little thing" for suckling kittens.

[Peanut]

9/10

I'm a girl.Oh wait thats no secret.;)

[=donkey-banjo=]

8/10 pretty much.

So wait...it has to be a secret? A real one? I'm confused...

[P.o.t.O]

Yeah, it's a made-up one that others get to rate.

Such as mine:

I kill people and eat their brains.

[repobanjo]

1/10. Not a secret.

I'm planning on killing everyone on the forums by using my next Puzzle creation.

[Duker]

8/10. How... biadolical.

I'm pinkbull's alt, and I'm a mod.

[ConkerKing]

7/10 The first part definatly wins, but the mod thing's a bit over done, don't you think :rolleyes: ;).

I'm Duker. Duker is me. We're one in the same.

[Pez]

5/10 unoriginality for the win? I always knew you where Duker.

I like to touch myself (in the most non-sexual way possible)

[=donkey-banjo=]

7/10 Scary (in a good way ;))

I am fond of masturbation :)

[DekuScrubby]

-10000 out of 10 for hideous rule-breaking. NO DODGY SECRETS.

I have a bomb in my room.

[Articerile]

5/10, you should throw it out the window.

The reason i´m in Spain is because I killed my next door neighbour, and i´m running from the police.

[DeLMrcs]

7/10 Never could trust the Ganados ;)

I have a 20 mm gun under my bed

[Madous]

7/10 Never could trust the Ganados ;)

I have a 20 mm gun under my bed

6/10 Could have been better...

My uncle is my father, and my brother is my mother.

[DekuScrubby]

6/10 That's just.... weird.

My dog is invisible.

[Mandolin]

1/10 for being a liar. He's right there!

Chuck Norris asked me for my phone number once.

[=donkey-banjo=]

1/10 for being a hypocrite! You can't call someone else a liar if you are one yourself!

I cuss ALL THE *****ING time.

[Pez]

6/10 for boringness.

I'm fond of Swedish Pornography.

[Tanjo]

6/10

I like to smell my fingernails after I scratch my head.

[P.o.t.O]

10/10. Keep it a secret. :p

I killed Kenny.

[ConkerKing]

9/10 YOU /B/TARD! /obligatory

I took control of the forums, caused mass chaos, and banned Hakey Wake.

[wkw427]

5/10 ya right..

i was once banned perhaps

[Mandolin]

5/10 for not being funny enough.

I blew up a beached whale with a coke bottle and some pop rox once.

[firealpha]

7/10 I was there. It... was... AWESOME!

I watch the Golden Girls, nude edition.

[P.o.t.O]

10/10. That was the best secret yet. (Oh, my eyes...)

I'm wearing a sequin thong.

[Atomic Breegull]

6/10 I don't find that surprising. Really, I don't.

I made out with a cardboard cutout of one of DigiPhantom's original characters. (:p)

[gscodeseeker]

10/10 funny

i poop my pants lol

[Mandolin]

That's just terrible behavior! 1/10

I actually wrote the Harry Potter books. JK Rowling stole them from me when I wasn't looking.

[=donkey-banjo=]

-5/10 for terrible lies.

I eat fingernails.

[Articerile]

Who doesn't?
3/10

My second cousin three time removed or something is Price William.

[DekuScrubby]

9/10 You should inherit the throne, now.

I, DekuScrubby, have been in bed for the majority of the summer holidays.

[Mandolin]

Finally, a secret worth sharing. 42/23

As I write this, the evil monkey in my closet is pointing menacingly at me.

[wkw427]

4/10, you won't get preginant..


I am wearing a Gstring and a training bra... on my head

[Mandolin]

Sounds hot. So, what are you doing tonight? :D 10/10

(to anyone) are you wearing my underpants? 'Cause I'm wearing yours! [/HHGG reference]

[Madous]

Sounds hot. So, what are you doing tonight? :D 10/10

(to anyone) are you wearing my underpants? 'Cause I'm wearing yours! [/HHGG reference]

1/10 for un-origionality.

I neverwear underware!

[DekuScrubby]

6/10 because it rhymed.

As I posted before, I have spent the majority of the summer holidays in bed... on my laptop. As a matter of fact, it's 10:50 AM here and I'm still not up.

[firealpha]

2/10, true for almost everyone here

I watch the Golden Girls: Nude Edition, and enjoy it!

[=donkey-banjo=]

8/10 ;)

I watch that show with him ;)

[NeoGC]

At Midnight if i'm not asleep i get corruppted by darkness and go evil until 3:00

[Mandolin]

5/10 due to okay-ness but not special-ness.

I have discovered that Weird Al, Carrot Top, and Howard Stern are all incarnations of the same deity.

[NeoGC]

7/10 to the wow-ness.

i have weird and unpredictble dreams ( acually this one is sorta true. )

[billthemaxster]

4/10 we all have that neoGC

the government want me for treason against the crown

[stalker pizza]

5/10 meh...I've seen that on TV too many times....

I steal Airplanes and drive them on the road to run over the little childrens

[bextah.girl]

10/10 cause it's funny

As I type, I have the world computer connection window on minimized. I can see your braaaaiiiinnnnsss...

[Mandolin]

9/10 because I lolled, for some reason. Braaaaiiiiinnnnsss... HA HA HA!

I know where Jimmy Hoffa is.

[billthemaxster]

8/10 for ending a conspiracy but I don't like endings they're usually sad

I'm a Drug dealer on the moon

[bextah.girl]

3/10 Cause You'de Never Have Time To Do that. You're Practically Here 24/7.

I'm A Pixie... Wait, That Isn't Secret... Lemme try Again...

I'm About To Launch A Rocket At Your happy Home. It Shoots Flowers! :)

[Mandolin]

10/10 for being so nice and making my home so happy! [/hugs bextah.girl]

Ryan Seacrest is a robot, invented and controlled by me!

[stalker pizza]

10/10 for randomnessssssssssssssssss

I cook my cannibal meat medium-well

[billthemaxster]

9/10 i prefere mine medium-rare.

My House happens to be a CIA surveillance house.

[actionwebgamer]

7/10. At first I was like -_- but then... I lol'd.

I actually hate Banjo-Kazooie, I just come here for the RWPunch.

[bextah.girl]

4/10 cause You Are Unhappy.

I'm That Voice In Your Head Which Tells You To NOT Burn Things....

Heh Heh Heh.... [/Shifty Eyes]

[DekuScrubby]

8/10 scary.

I totally did not just bump this thread for no apparent reason.

[ParadoxAuthor]

5/10 You're lying and we all know it!

Homeland security was outside my house last night.

[BanjoRockz300]

4/10 It was boring. Sorry.

I'll wipe out that duo in a cinch! I, BanjoRockz300, am Grunty the Witch!


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! (lol jk) :p

[mafefe]

1/10
I am wearing nothing but a bra and a thong... and im a guy

[Pez]

10/10, we all know you're not a guy :p.

Its 2008 in England.

[actionwebgamer]

10/10 because it's true, we all know about the time zones and whatn*t.

I am NOT after your secrets.

[Madous]

7/10. (Why is "*******" censored? XD)

I have a shiny red button that will make the world split in two, if I press it.

EDIT: Okay, seriously. What's up with the censors? XD