Ok I need a master

[Citizen]

I just realized I need a master that can teach me everything I need to know about RWP. Etiquettes, user customs, who I shouldn't mess with, etc.

I will choose only 5 candidates and then only 1 will win through a poll.

[bobbynicjr]

i would but yeh, im prolly not the best person so yeh :p GL with finding someone though.

[dmoss]

I'm up for the challenge, young one. You have much to learn, but we can mold you into the perfect RWP Member...

*walks away, ala Cranky, Donkey Kong Series*

[P.o.t.O]

You are the child, and I, your tutor...
Learn in my ways of triumph...

Student of mine, you shall know me...
See why in shadow, I hide...
Look at your face in the mirror,
I am there inside!

[Avarice]

Are you going to teach him how to derail threads, Poto? :p

[DeLMrcs]

Are you going to teach him how to derail threads, Poto? :p
No he'll find that out by himself :p

[Kablamooie]

*grabs Citizen by neck* I AM CANDIDATE.

No, seriously, I'd love the job.

[Jinjonator]

Are you going to teach him how to derail threads, Poto? :p
Derailing threads is bad. So, who here is ticked off that school starts soon? :p

[DeLMrcs]

BTW I volunteer, I'll let you know everything there is you should know, though really it's not that hard.

[pinkbull]

Dude I can teach you everything right now.

There are taboos, no one to avoid, and no etiquite or however it is you crazy commie grammar nazies call it.

The only thing you can't do is discuss religion for, "the potential to hurt peoples feelings."

[Fox McBanjo]

I'd love to help, Citizen! :D

[DekuScrubby]

Yar, I'll be helpin'. I know much stuff.

[trevor]

Well, when you choose, make sure you choose someone with experiance...

I however (As it seems to be a recruting thread now) will decline. :no:

Few tips:
* Dont B.U.M.P. Threads unlese nessesary and the old thread has relavent posts. :no:
* Dont post silly or unrelavent messages (AKA SPAM) :no:
* Dont critisise, complain, malisiously speak about someone all the time (AKA Flame). :no: Obviously if someone has done something wrong you can point them in the right direction. :D
* To generaly chat to someone, use chat (in top menu...Well as far as Iv read it will be again soon)
* PM's (Privite Messages) are up to you.
* Use Proper Language (I was away to say use English, but someone might be a different proper language), i.e. correct/as near as possible spelling, no short (although some is accepted as many users use things like lol(Laph out loud) etc.)

Well I think thats it, however if you have a quick glance at http://www.rarewitchproject.com/forums/faq.php then you wont need a master, this IS your master.

Trev

[Jinjonator]

Laph
lol @ you spelling laugh wrong








:p

[Articerile]

Basically you don't need a master.
The term master implies control.

And it also makes Gold pull out his Sonic Screwdriver and prod the screen with it.

Just try not to purposely annoy people, post relevant things to the thread you are in (although it's kind of OK to have an Off Topic Section at the end) be considerate to everyone, stay away from the fried chicken, wait for chat to return to chat to people and make sure you post threads in the relevant areas.

Off topic: When is chat coming back?

[Atomic Breegull]

Off topic: When is chat coming back?
I don't know, but we can always use the old one (http://www.sorcery.net/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=416). Channel: #rwpchat.

Oh right, there's that derailing thing again. Well, just use correct punctuation and proper spelling/grammar, don't flame, and people will like you. You can't get away with derailing threads and spamming until you're an oldbie. ^_^

[firealpha]

You can't get away with derailing threads and spamming until you're an oldbie. ^_^
Or if P.o.t.O approves. Though you may still end up with some neg rep.

[Atomic Breegull]

True.... o-O

[wkw427]

I nominate myself.

*get on my good side or else :p
*when potato of the poto posts, your thread is derailed.
use the rep system
*no avatars that look like hitler as a ginger bread man
*dont make alt accounts
*dont try to be an arotic "woman" who thinks everyone here are young boys
*dont get mod powers and destory the forums
*dont joke around with the rules.
*do follow the rules!

Have a nice day!

[P.o.t.O]

My trick isn't that I derail threads...

I actually hijack them. Make them my own by making the slightest shift in topic.

Example, you talk about x, I also talk about x and make an offhand remark about y. Another member starts mentioning y and I further talk about y, leaving x behind until every member is talking about my subject.

[ConkerKing]

Something you must know:

If you hear an "I love you." or an "Will you marry me?" in a welcome topic, then it's probably from Me or Pinkbull. Possibly PotO. He's more of a pants man, though.

[wkw427]

potato man likes to get in pants, ck and pb like to get married with pixles.. i like to start wars.. WARS! YUM!

eventually you'll find that we are a wacky lot. One day we'll turn this into this..

Before (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/963/beforebr2.png)
After (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9043/afterdz8.png)



That is what Rare did after they finished VP. Yes, they are waskyer then us.

[P.o.t.O]

My insanity takes a while to understand, is all.

The older members have adapted already. You'll do so too, I'm sure.

[Citizen]

Candidates are:

P.o.t.O
dmoss
Kablamooie
DeLMrcs
Fox McBanjo

Is there any way to make this thread a poll?

[Atomic Breegull]

What, you want us to vote for one? o-O

[P.o.t.O]

I'm willing to share. ;)

[ConkerKing]

We're all masters in our own little way. <3 ;) :p

[Atomic Breegull]

...o-O

[Citizen]

Yeah but I want an official master...

[Fox McBanjo]

Ooh! Me! MEMEMEMEMEEEEEE. ect.

I'm sure GM2k or Gold would add a poll for you. Just ask nicely. ;)

[Atomic Breegull]

Yeah but I want an official master...
P.o.t.O it is, then!

[Fox McBanjo]

P.o.t.O it is, then!

Y U B LIEK DAT. :p

Will I make a new thread for this?

[DeLMrcs]

P.o.t.O it is, then!
Or you can choose me :p

Seriously though, you'll get used to all the crazy members on this site ;)

[ConkerKing]

I am your new master. Come forth and give heed.

[dmoss]

...:approve:

[Fox McBanjo]

...:approve:

You can say that again!

[dmoss]

I better not or the ":approve:" police will be here in an instant!

[Citizen]

Or you can choose me :p

Seriously though, you'll get used to all the crazy members on this site ;)

I've dealt with the craziest people in the world on other forums. Girls who post sexual innuendo 24/7...:rolleyes:

[Citizen]

Actually, I think I'm gonna go with Fox McBanjo. Sorry P.o.t.O :o

Well master, I expect a PM with starters info.

[dmoss]

No poll...? :(
===
EDIT: Good game, gentlemen...although I think we've been played. o-O

[Fox McBanjo]

What? Really?! Over P.o.t.O & dee? I'm...well, I'm flatterd, but also confused. Why me?

[ConkerKing]

I've dealt with the craziest people in the world on other forums. Girls who post sexual innuendo 24/7...:rolleyes:
I love lamp. <3

[runehero123]

I would, but I just have too little time on my hands.

[Fox McBanjo]

Uh, rune, it was already chosen. Guess who's da master NOW?! :approve:

[ConkerKing]

He obviously never saw any of my posts.

<__< >__>

[DekuScrubby]

Ha. I got my own Padawan anyway. Mine's better than yours, Fox. :p

[Fox McBanjo]

We shal soon see, my worthy adversairy.

Citizen, do you know the ways of the force? :p

[ConkerKing]

For a quick reference, here's the rules of RWP:

1: The first rule of "RWP" is that you do not talk about "RWP".

2: The second rule of "RWP" is that you do not talk about "RWP"

:approve:

[Citizen]

Actually I think I'm gonna read ConkerKing's posts before I make my final decision.

[ConkerKing]

Actually I think I'm gonna read ConkerKing's posts before I make my final decision.
If you do, don't read through my extremely old posts. The one's with "-CK-" at the end :p ;). Actually, i'd recomend you'd just pick Fox, if you want. He's not half bad a member, if you ask me.

[Platinum Jinjo]

Never help anyone do anything, thats what works. Who needs a master? Just use common sense. Dee would of been your best chance at a great master, But fox is cool and will whip you into shape. Never mind me , I'm in one of those, what the hell moods today.

[Fox McBanjo]

Wow. Thanks guys. :o

[P.o.t.O]

Only one problem...with Fox as your master, you must accept me as your god. ;)

[Fox McBanjo]

Yeah, uh, that too. P.o.t.O isn't just a god, though; he's his own religion. [/KissAss]

[P.o.t.O]

<3s at you, Fox.

In a non-homo way, as we've gotten to saying lately.

[Citizen]

Fox it is, then.

[ConkerKing]

Potism. Where PotO's your god. KICK @$$, no?

[P.o.t.O]

Now the age old question, is it pronounced "Poe-tism" or "Pot-ism"?

[Citizen]

Depends how you pronounce P.o.t.O for short. Do you say Poe-to or Pot-to?

[Fox McBanjo]

I love feeding your ego, P.o.t.O. XD

Pot-ism sounds about right.

[P.o.t.O]

I love when my ego is fed, Fox.

The controversy over this pronunciation will probably cause many religious wars.

Fun! :)

[Citizen]

I love when my ego is fed, Fox.

The controversy over this pronunciation will probably cause many religious wars.

Fun! :)

One of which will be adapted into a film?:confused:

[P.o.t.O]

We'll come to know the movie as...

Ghostbusters!

[Fox McBanjo]

Why is it that every topic here turns out religious? Lets talk about....ooh, Gears of War for once. What an awesome game.

[Citizen]

I think you meant to say "over-rated". Don't worry, you can edit your own posts. ;)

[Fox McBanjo]

I think you'll fit in here just fine.... ;)

Just PM me with any questions. [/ThatDidNotFitInWellDidIt?]

[Jinjonator]

My super post!

The term master implies control.

That reminds me of the following quote.

Danny: Why can't we say accident again?
Nicolas: Because accident implies there's no one to blame.

That quote was absolutely necessary.

*dont try to be an arotic "woman" who thinks everyone here are young boys

I remember that. That was weird.

Example, you talk about x, I also talk about x and make an offhand remark about y. Another member starts mentioning y and I further talk about y, leaving x behind until every member is talking about my subject.
Have you heard about z? Pretty cool, huh? And even cooler: V. :cool:

Something you must know:

If you hear an "I love you." or an "Will you marry me?" in a welcome topic, then it's probably from Me or Pinkbull. Possibly PotO. He's more of a pants man, though.

I love you.

Before (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/963/beforebr2.png)
After (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9043/afterdz8.png)
The Wicker Pináta!

I better not or the ":approve:" police will be here in an instant!

:approve:

I've dealt with the craziest people in the world on other forums.

The craziest people in the world aren't in other forums. They're right here.

Ha. I got my own Padawan anyway. Mine's better than yours, Fox.

My padowan brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like "Mine's better than yours."

For a quick reference, here's the rules of RWP:

1: The first rule of "RWP" is that you do not talk about "RWP".

2: The second rule of "RWP" is that you do not talk about "RWP"

The first rule of Fight Club...... OH WAI-

Only one problem...with Fox as your master, you must accept me as your god.

Sorry Potato, but Larry is already God. (http://www.freewebs.com/larryism/)

Pot-ism sounds about right.

We're worshiping drugs, now?

I officially declare this the most pointless post in the history of RWP. But before I go......Who ya gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

[Madous]

Who ya gonna call?

Dominoes Pizza?

[Jinjonator]

Dominoes Pizza?
You have learned well. Let me take you under my [buffalo] wing, and I shall teach you the ways of the Farce.

[ConkerKing]

Who ya gonna call?
HOME REPAIR-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-man-man...

[P.o.t.O]

Look at the damage I've wrought on this topic. :D

[ElectricKaz]

I shall teach the young padawan the ways of the force haha jk

You'll catch on rather fast. It's pretty simple. GRAMMAR MISTAKES + Spelling mistakes = BAD (I should know F7 is my best friend)

Yes no religion unless you make up your own religion that relates to our beloved bear and bird :) then i am sure people will embrace your ideals ha

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY JINJONATOR

(not you jinjonator you don't have cool sun glasses your just a snowman)




(one last word of advice: Watch out for a user named Atomic Breegull, she might try to bite you. just ask poor Doob) HAHAHAHA jk shes a nice girl

[ConkerKing]

You don't need a master, young one. Fly free like the wind, and let the sun be your guide.

*WHOOOOOOOSH*

[Atomic Breegull]

Look at the damage I've wrought on this topic. :D
You can always be my master. ;) But I already know everything there is to know.

[P.o.t.O]

You can always be my master. ;) But I already know everything there is to know.

My angel of music. :poto

[ConkerKing]

You can always be my master. ;) But I already know everything there is to know.
Do you know how to kill without fear?

Well, do you?

DO YOU?!

[Jinjonator]

(not you jinjonator you don't have cool sun glasses your just a snowman)
A sad panda is me. :(

[ConkerKing]

A sad panda is me. :(
It's okay, there, there, it'll all be better in the morning.

Also see: Your old avatar. But that snowmans is kick a**.

[Jinjonator]

Do you know how to kill without fear?
There's room at the top, they're telling you, still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you wanna be like all the folks on the hill.

[Atomic Breegull]

I kill for a living. Or as a hobby. So yes, I know how to kill without fear. I think.



o-O

[DeLMrcs]

I kill for a living. Or as a hobby. So yes, I know how to kill without fear. I think.



o-O
Then I have a favor to ask of you... I need a certain Jinjonator to get rid of, do it and I'll reward you.... something... yeah... something whata ya say stranguh o-O?

[P.o.t.O]

I kill for a living. Or as a hobby. So yes, I know how to kill without fear. I think.

Oh dear, I've rubbed off on you.

I never should've given you that Reaver.

[Atomic Breegull]

Then I have a favor to ask of you... I need a certain Jinjonator to get rid of, do it and I'll reward you.... something... yeah... something whata ya say stranguh o-O?
Hail Sithis. *runs off to kill*

[DeLMrcs]

Hail Sithis. *runs off to kill*
Excellent Muhahahahahaha-*chokes, then collapses*

[Atomic Breegull]

Excellent Muhahahahahaha-*chokes, then collapses*
Done.

[ConkerKing]

Remember, Remember
The fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

{I've seriously forgotten the point of this topic}

[DeLMrcs]

Done.
Excellent here be your reward, a wish to whatever you want *Disappears cliche style*

[Atomic Breegull]

Excellent here be your reward, a wish to whatever you want *Disappears cliche style*
o-O Imagine the horrible things I could do with this....

[P.o.t.O]

o-O Imagine the horrible things I could do with this....

*Grips his pants tightly, in fear of losing them* o-O

[DeLMrcs]

*Grips his pants tightly, in fear of losing them* o-O
Phantom, those aren't your pants thei-*SHOT*

[Atomic Breegull]

*Grips his pants tightly, in fear of losing them* o-O
lol. No, I'm not quite as insanely evil as you.....

^_^

[ConkerKing]

*Grips his pants tightly, in fear of losing them* o-O
You and your pants, PotO; you and your pants...o-O ;)

[P.o.t.O]

Lies, you're just saying that to take them.

[ConkerKing]

PotO, you should seriously put a pair of your pants on Ebay. I want to see how high they would go before it hit..like...$1,000.

[DeLMrcs]

Poor thread, it's been de-railed to no end, it's fun o-O

[Atomic Breegull]

PotO, you should seriously put a pair of your pants on Ebay. I want to see how high they would go before it hit..like...$1,000.
Stranger things have happened.... o-O

[P.o.t.O]

I'd just like to see who'd buy them...

[Jinjonator]

As soon as you're born, they make you feel small
By giving you no time, instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so ****ing crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and classless and free
But you're still ****ing peasants as far as I can see
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

There's room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like all the folks on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

If you want to be a hero well just follow me
If you want to be a hero well just follow me



(Yeah, this thread has lost whatever meaning it once had)

[DeLMrcs]

Stranger things have happened.... o-O
Such as?

[Atomic Breegull]

Such as?
Nothing. o-O

[DeLMrcs]

Nothing. o-O
Are you sure you didn't mean

hm... good point

that? :p

[Atomic Breegull]

Aw, you saw me edit my post? :p Damn you.

[DeLMrcs]

:p

Anyway we should let this topic rest, I think it's been spammed enough ;)

[Atomic Breegull]

:p

Anyway we should let this topic rest, I think it's been spammed enough ;)
Has it?

[P.o.t.O]

Before we do, I have two last things to add...

1. Bid on my pants in the Forum Fun section!

2. I know what happened with Atbree...She was drunk, I got lucky... :)

[Jinjonator]

[insert spam here]

There, now it's been spammed enough.

[DeLMrcs]

Has it?
<Insert spam here 2>

Now it has.

[Atomic Breegull]

...o-O

[Jinjonator]

:approve:

[P.o.t.O]

This has, alas, gotten too Spammy for even me...

[ConkerKing]

How do I pee?

;) :p

[Jinjonator]

Everyone. Stop. Now. [serious_face]

[ConkerKing]

I'm just going to go ahead and lock this topic; it's gotten far too spammy. I would move it to the FF, but that would be rather pointless as this topic really has no barring and PotO's pants need as many bids as they can get. Sorry guys, but *LOCK'D*

OH WAI--

[P.o.t.O]

That's my line.

*click*

...*click click*

*Cries on Atomic Breegull*

[DeLMrcs]

*Clicks.... clicks again... clicks for the third time.... clicks again.... gives up*

*cries on self*... wait that ain't helping me... *Takes out teddy bear* much better *cries again*

[Jinjonator]

*finds hawt girl*
*cries*
*uses bewbs for pillows*
;)

[ConkerKing]

*finds hawt girl*
*cries*
*uses bewbs for pillows*
;)
*applauds*
*kills Jinjo*
*cries due to loss of Jinjo*
*uses possibly widow's bewbs for pillows*

;) :p

[pinkbull]

........_______
......./...........\
Win /___===>_\ Epic
......|Fail Meter|

[Atomic Breegull]

That's my line.

*click*

...*click click*

*Cries on Atomic Breegull*
....Um.....

[Krazy Hero]

You two are pretty friendly, aren't you? It's almost creepy...

[Fox McBanjo]

You two are pretty friendly, aren't you? It's almost creepy...

Almost? o-O

[Citizen]

Wow. I didn't expect this topic to get over 100 posts. Just wow.

[Atomic Breegull]

Yeah, too bad none of them actually count....

[P.o.t.O]

Atbree prolly wants to stab me.

Then again, she did just outbid everybody for my pants.

[DeLMrcs]

Wow. I didn't expect this topic to get over 100 posts. Just wow.
Thank that to the Phantom :poto

[P.o.t.O]

*bows*

[Citizen]

I just saw I gained some rep for this topic. Reason: For starting one of the awesomest topics of all time.

I'm really flattered you guys :banjo

[ConkerKing]

YOU DON'T NEED A MASTER!

YOU NEED HOTPOCKETS!

[Citizen]

Hotpockets are wisdom. Hotpockets represent all that is life, the universe and everything that has to do with microwaveable pepperoni at 2 a.m.

[ConkerKing]

You two are pretty friendly, aren't you? It's almost creepy...
Lovely. Beer and other alchoholic beverages all around! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN...

PHANTOM LAND! :D

[jarrett155]

Just a small note
Jarrett155=/=theguyoverthere
Jarrett155=Theguyoverhere (at times)
theguyoverthere=theguyoverhere(at times)

[ConkerKing]

Just a small note
Jarrett155=/=theguyoverthere
Jarrett155=Theguyoverhere (at times)
theguyoverthere=theguyoverhere(at times)
ConkerKing=/=Confused (by this)

[Jinjonator]

life, the universe and everything

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN...

The restaurant at the end of the universe.

[Madous]

The restaurant at the end of the universe.

You mean the meaning of life is 42. Don't believe me? Look it up on google! I'll show you in a second...

EDIT: PROOF! (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1T4GGLF_enUS217US217&q=the+answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything)

[Fox McBanjo]

YOU DON'T NEED A MASTER!

YOU NEED HOTPOCKETS!

What did you get that from? YouTube video...?

[jarrett155]

=/= means does not equal

and that was kinda aimed at dmoss, (he seems to think me and TGOT are the same person)

[Theguyoverthere]

Just a small note
Jarrett155=/=theguyoverthere
Jarrett155=Theguyoverhere (at times)
theguyoverthere=theguyoverhere(at times)

Couldn't have said it better myself. Actually, I could have.

Just a small note
Jarrett155 is not Theguyoverthere
Jarrett155 is at times Theguyoverhere
Theguyoverthere is at times Theguyoverhere

[P.o.t.O]

sweet and sour Jesus, why is this thread still alive?

[DeLMrcs]

sweet and sour Jesus, why is this thread still alive?
Well I can assure you I have nothing whatsoever in anyway possible in the slightest of slight to do with it eh?

[Jinjonator]

sweet and sour Jesus, why is this thread still alive?
Sweet and sour Jesus, eh? Kinda like the Sourpatch, or whatever the hell that candy is. First those little bastards cut your hair, then they suck up. Bastards.