The Origins of n00bish words

[billthemaxster]

This thread is meant to take the Micheal out of n00bs and everything they say and stand for!!!!1!1!1!!!

The aim of the game is to give the origin of a n00bish word but it must not be the actual origin of the word but a false one.

For example my origin of the "word" ZOMG is some one was talking about zits on a forum and the next member of the forum said: ZOMG standing for: Zits Oh My God.

You must leave the word for the next member to give the origin to at the end of your message

Word: LOLZ

Rules:
1. No making up words on the spot
2. They have to be actual n00b words
3. Give an actual origin please not someone sat on the keyboard or had a spasm etc.
4. The word cannot be more than 10 characters long

[Articerile]

LOLZ also originated from the same forum was the responce someone gave when the thread originator said (s)he had zits, mocking them about their minor deformity.

Laugh Out Loud, Zits!


Word: pwn

[Fox McBanjo]

Pwn used to be Pown, which meant Piddle on Wallys Nipples. It now means Power with Nostrils.

Word: ROFLMAO

[firealpha]

A guy had a spasm while typing. This was the result. His friend found the fact that he had a spasm funny and began to use this to laugh.

Word: ftw

[Whirlm]

Word: ftw

This word originated when somebody in the desert was ordered to "find the water"

Word: 7331

[DekuScrubby]

Somebody sat on their keyboard.

Word: OMFG

[repobanjo]

A word used by someone playing as a Thwomp in an obscure Mario MMO. The player hovering over Mario, just waiting for him to come. At last, he came, and it was Thwomps turn to strike.

Being the roleplayer he was, he had to type all sound effects. When he fell, he types, "OMFG!" because that's what Thwomps sounded like when they hit the ground. Obviously, someone else thought he was pissed off. And he was.

ROFLCOPTER

[P.o.t.O]

In 1962, Captain Bob Gates modified the blades of his LOLerskates into a type of blade, which he attached to a rotating vehicle. Unlike the LOL noise before, it created a ROFL-ish noise, which Bobby named his new copter after. Hence, ROFLCOPTER

word: w00t

[actionwebgamer]

"lulz" originated from a corruption of "lol" which stands for Laugh Out Loud.


Sorry, couldn't resist.

[bextah.girl]

w00t - this word came from the south amarican mountains, when a brave person wanted to include numbers in a word. this word , which was orriginaly Wally onan orange telly, became Wally, Double 0 Telly. So everyone says it (including me) because wally is a national hero. Yay.

word: z0mgarolaz

[billthemaxster]

Errm this is a hard one.

z0mgarolaz-bextah.girl had a spazzy keyboard and when she tried to write zelda and her computer spelt out that monster of a word [-no offence bextah.girl]

word-rolf

[Kola]

rolf - named after the guy in the sound of music

next word: lolzors

[ConkerKing]

lolzorz - A word used to emply that one has laughed so hard that they are firing lasorz out of their mouths (otherwise known as "SHOOPIN' SOME WOOP").

next word: roflwaffle

(also: HOLY CRAP KOLA POSTED!)

[billthemaxster]

Rolfwaffle-the word Rolfwaffle means to eat waffles at the same time as sating the word Rolf

Word- n00b

[DekuScrubby]

n00b - Another Word For Martin

Word - Teh

[Fox McBanjo]

'Teh' used to be a brand of tea, but someone on a forum posted 'Teh tea is nice.' and got confuzzled.

Word: OMGWTFBBQ

[actionwebgamer]

OMGWTFBBQ implies that the amount of shock the speaker is currently experiencing is powerful enough to barbacue a small dog.

NEXT: rofls my waffles

[bextah.girl]

Well, Once, Jimminy O Riley (Your Average Hero) Came Across Some Waffles. He Decided That They Were Boring, And Unhappy. :(. So, To Add Some Spark To Them, He Brought Abong SPiiZZL33 MC00V44L33ii33 (You're OTT N00b) To Make Them Nice.

Hence Rofls My Waffles

Chtspkn no0by txts z00mg!!!!!!!!111oneelevensixtytwoandaquarter!!!546 54!¬!£"$!1

[billthemaxster]

That bextah.girl is not a n00bish word. It was made up on the spot. Anyone have a ideas for rules PM me please.

Word- Lol

[Theguyoverthere]

Lol originated when members of the rarewitchproject attempted to make a post consisting of only capital letters, but was then shot-down by the FPA (Forum Protection Agency) leaving only the first letter capitalized. In example:

LOL!1! soon became Lol!1!

word: ZOMGBBQ

[repobanjo]

Someone decided to have a barbeque where they would grill nothing but ane.

Zits on my Grill Barbeque!

LMAOnade

[billthemaxster]

A man walked into a bar, he sat down a the bar and and asked the bartender for some lemonade. The bartender replied,"Laugh my ass of lemonade in a Bar you are joking me this is for men not wimps so get out or ask for a proper manly drink".
"Okay I will have a LMAOnade please seems nice," replied the Man.

And that was the beginning of LMAONade brewed in the Isle of Man since 30 seconds ago.

EDIT: who ever heard of the noobish word Lolland?

Word: OMG