I've got a secret...

[Jason]

... and you'll have to guess what it is. Shouldn't be a hard task, really. But perhaps some of you would be surprised to know this secret. ;)

And that was my pointless thread for today. Please put on your thinking gaps and guess away!

[Dylan Yoshi]

You killed Abraham Lincoln.

Prize plz.

[Atomic Breegull]

You slept with a RWP staff member?

[Avarice]

You owe me a dollar?

[Doob]

Not sure?
HINT?

[Grey Jinjo]

Virginity--;

[Jinjonator]

Homosexual?

[Mr. Pokeylope]

Owe me $100?

[Dylan Yoshi]

You're pregnant?

[Grey Jinjo]

You got another girl pregnant?

[P.o.t.O]

omg, you're Grey Jinjo also! Not again!

[Andre]

You have no anus?

[Dylan Yoshi]

You're actually Hitler?

[Bottles98]

Yes, you have no bananas?

[Theguyoverthere]

You're hiding hundreds of pages of Banjo Kazooie and Tooie Sheet Music from us?

[Jinjonator]

Is your secret that you really have no secret?

[Dylan Yoshi]

Stop N Swop?

[Mystery Man]

You have a nubbin?

[Mr 3vil]

...

This is ridiculous. It would take forever to guess it.

*walks out*

[Bottles98]

Ignorance is bliss?

[ConkerKing]

Hylian1 is the REAL Batman?!

[Ice Lightning]

You left but secretly came back even though it's not much of a secret that you're back?

[firealpha]

You are your own brother.

[Tankdude]

You have a butt for a face?

Prize now!

[Dylan Yoshi]

We're wasting our time guessing?

[Porky]

your secret is that you have a secret

[Pez]

Your secret is that you're leaving?

[Madous]

Your secret is...


...


...


...


...


That you just wanted to see the ridiculous things that people post here.

Amirite or amirite?

[repobanjo]

You just suddenly and inexpicably gained a fetish for Russian Nesting Dolls?

[Theguyoverthere]

We're wasting our time guessing?

Oh please, that's no secret :rolleyes:

[Pez]

You just suddenly and inexpicably gained a fetish for Russian Nesting Dolls?

Uh...is that bad??

[P_L]

Just a random guess:

"Ee-ee-ah-ahh gurra-EARGH! Eh-eh urraguragh-EAAUUURGH!!!"

Is that it?

Now to try to translate that ...

"The mine would fill until the privacy, of which he who it it totality does not have!"

Well, that didn't work ...

[Mandolin]

You discovered Stop & Swop?
You know where Elvis is hiding?
A race of lizard-people govern the earth?
You stole the Declaration of Independence?

...I know it's one of those four. Gimme my prize now.

[Jason]

Every single one of you is correct! Wasn't that fun? I never expected to go for 3 pages, heh.

EDIT: I seriously had a secret... one that was almost mentioned in this thread... but after seeing this moved to Forum Fun, I can't take it seriously anymore. Hehehe.

[Madous]

^
Just tell us what it is then?


Please?

[DekuScrubby]

You are leaving, still posting, changing your usertitle to retired, changing your mind, changing your usertitle back and returning?

[Tankdude]

Your secret is that you want everyone on this forums to try guess your secret!!!

[Pez]

You are leaving, still posting, changing your usertitle to retired, changing your mind, changing your usertitle back and returning?

Hey shut up Deku!!! I know that was aimed at me!!!

Edit: Also whoever neg repped me for that:

Grow Up.