Spy Kids

[Mandolin]

Hold still.




















I said HOLD STILL, dammit!
















...identity confirmed. :)

Attention, you! Yes, you! This is an URGENT MESSAGE from the Mandolinian Espionage Division. (M.E.D.) Mandolin's evil twin Wandolin (he wears an eye-patch, has a small mustache, and speaks with an Eastern European accent) and his gang of W-worshipping ne'er-do-well cronies have captured Mr. Chuck Norris and are keeping him hostage in Wandolin's evil lair at the center of the earth. They intend to use him in a plot to help restore the capital letter W's former power and conquer the globe. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to acquire all the skills and gizmos necessary to travel to Wandolin's hideout and rescue the world's greatest superhombre and ensure the security of our planet forevermore. Godspeed, valiant soldier! The world is depending on you.

Begin RPGing in T-minus 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

[Pez]

I transform in Red Ranger! Power Rangers! It's MORPHIN' TIME!

[runehero123]

I let Wandolin know that everything is going according to plan. I also inform him of the red rangers presence.

[Pez]

*kicks runehero123's ass with giant Chuck Norris Mega-zord*

That'll teach you for being on the bad guys side.

[Kablamooie]

AHMA' CHARGIN' MAH' WTF LOG......

.....IMMA' USIN' MAH' WTF LOG!

*waves WTF Log in the air, and a land bridge that leads to Chuck Norris's cell appears*

[killamanjaro]

OMG Wandolin's at the center of the Earth!!!! Theres no Gamestop there! Hang on...... ok ok hes got a gamestop now... He can get Halo 3 and an Xbox 360...

[runehero123]

*Goes to gamestop to try new games while waiting for Wandolin to conquer the world with his army of W's.*

[Madous]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

-declines-



-world asplodes 5 minutes later-




:p

[runehero123]

Yay, I win :)!

[ConkerKing]

*destroys universe*

... Now what?

[Articerile]

Everyone to the copter!

Dude can you drive this thing?

Sure! I know how, you push t to make it elevate and g to decent, u to go forward j to go backwards, h and k to steer and f to fire rockets!

But I don't see a keyboard...

SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

Ok. Let's just go then.

Erm, ok...erm...ah...*pushes button*

ASPLOSION

[Porky]

*looks at Wandolins vast army and craps his pants*

[Pez]

*Rick Roll's Wandolin*

Lawl. I win.

[actionwebgamer]

*Rick Roll's Wandolin*

Lawl. I win.
Okay, that's it. I've had it. The last 3 posts I've seen by you were ALL /b/ REFERENCES. Three in a row. Ibanezer, it looks like you have a problem. You're going to need some serious interventioning. Anyone interested?

Also, for your information, I'm pro-Wandolin. I've got a W in my name, I don't need your censorship.

[Pez]

Okay, that's it. I've had it. The last 3 posts I've seen by you were ALL /b/ REFERENCES. Three in a row. Ibanezer, it looks like you have a problem. You're going to need some serious interventioning. Anyone interested?

Also, for your information, I'm pro-Wandolin. I've got a W in my name, I don't need your censorship.

lolwut.

I don't even go on 4-fecking-chan.

And also, a reference to Power Rangers means it is something to do with 4chan?

No.

It has to do with Power Rangers!


Wandolin dies of shame of your phailure to understand.

:p

[Articerile]

I'll go on a suicide run, i'll tell Wandolin the joke that was used in World War II.

[Pez]

I'll go on a suicide run, i'll tell Wandolin the joke that was used in World War II.

But...you can't.

The mere thought of the joke will have you dead!

[Articerile]

I'll have the joke in a sealed envelope, and not open it until I reach my target.

Then i'll find the intercom system for the entire base and read the joke.

Chuck Norris will be the only surviver, then again I doubt if even HE can survive it.

[Mandolin]

Oh, you simple fools. Wandolin invented the Funniest Joke in the World!

He was actually the veterinarian that Hitler went to because his dog had no nose.

[Pez]

^^^^ Well at least we'll kill his evil henchmen, free Chuck Norris, and together we'll kick his ass.


Then we'll bury Articerile, who so self-lessly gave his life for Chuck Norris.

[Articerile]

Hitler's joke wasn't funnier.
SRSLY England FTW.
Also Hitler wore glasses, but didn't wear them in public because it made him look silly.
SRSLY

[repobanjo]

I got it. I'll drill a hol with my teeth, then spit all the dirt in my mouth at Wandolin.

Pwnt.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Wandolin is cool. You'll never defeat Wandolin, fools.

[repobanjo]

Was your name always spaces out like that, monkey boy? Or was it monkeyboy before? I don't remember....

[Monkey Boy 64]

There was always a space.

[repobanjo]

....Really?

[Mandolin]

Yes, I remember.

And if you don't get to some more RPGing, Wandolin will burn down everything you hold dear.

[Madous]

We must stop Wandolin!

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

[Fox McBanjo]

*jumps out from behind chopper holding stolen Reaver toy*

SUPPLIES.

[Mandolin]

Should this be hauled to that new "Dreamland" place?

EVERYBODY TO THE WARP STAR!