Give a stupid answer, get a stupid question

[Articerile]

You must give a question to the above persons answer, and a silly one at that, but the question and the answer have to make sense together.

I'll start.

On Thursdays

[AndyNPC]

When do I plot to assassinate Mr. Peanut?

52

[Monkey Boy 64]

How many hours do I spend on internet a day?

Chocolate

[Mandolin]

what do I like to fondle myself with?

Jolly Roger's "Cabin Boy Sausage"

[Yiffgurl]

What implies some sort of innuendo?

Cherry Limeade

[repobanjo]

What compliments coffee the best?

Mr Giggles really didn't want to be pissed off.

[Mandolin]

why is that guy's head missing?

He was off by three.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Why couldn't Walter find Mexico.

Because I rule.

[Articerile]

Why is Sardinia under a cruel dictatorship.

My backyard.

[repobanjo]

Where can I locate YOUR MOM?

Paper plates!

[AndyNPC]

What goes good with boiled cheesecake?

Because it was true.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Why didn't I belief in the Taco Bunny?

Yo face!

[xherosonic]

Why is monkey boy hated?

xherosonic did it!

[Mandolin]

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Because she used a tooth-tunes electric toothbrush for indecent pleasure.

[repobanjo]

Why was sound coming out of Donna's ass?

Because there's ducks in there!

[Grabythejiggies]

Why won't Stop N Swop work when I swap my carts?

I want it that way!

[Articerile]

Name song by the Backstreet boys.

Because Articerile fails.

[AndyNPC]

Why did you manage to beat me by a few secondeds?

Because then i'd have to kill you.

[Mandolin]

why won't you tell me the secret of Captain Keelhaul's hidden gold?

Three teaspoons of sacred water from the Himalayan springs each day.

[Jinjonator]

What's the cure for sadness?

Your mother.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Who gave birth to your father?

Cheese

[Mandolin]

In Robert L. Stevenson's Treasure Island, what did Ben Gunn ask Jim Hawkins to fetch for him?

Besides Wario, which other WarioWare character will be in SSBB?

[AndyNPC]

What is an excellent trivia question to hold the wait for SSBB?

Banna phone.

[Porky]

what got me fired from the CIA?

Honest, guv, it ain't my wife

[Mandolin]

Is that sexually violated barnyard animal married to you?

It came out his mouth.

[Theguyoverthere]

What happened to the PSP?

1,235,533,265,656,113.4265.

[repobanjo]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Roll Pop?

Banjo is playable in Brawl.

[Glaber]

What's the sillest thing you ever heard?

42

[Mandolin]

At what age will I reach my midlife crisis?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!

[Monkey Boy 64]

What're we going to do tommorrow night, Brain?

Oklahoma

[Theguyoverthere]

What state begins with the letter Q?

I'm terribly sorry, but the answer is no.

[xherosonic]

can i have a cookie?

ask your mother

[Porky]

Daddy, where do babies come from?


i spontaneously combusted

[AndyNPC]

How did the governors get past your super secret spy force shield pants?

Because if it didn't, it would have exploded.

[Monkey Boy 64]

Why did you eat ice cream?

Slippy Toad.

[Porky]

and the award for annoying generic amphibian goes to......



that's why mum's go to iceland

[Mandolin]

MUM! THERE'S NO MORE ICE IN DA FREEZAH!!!!!!11!!!eleven!!!oneone!!!!

Because you touch yourself at night.