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19th October 2007, 04:24 AM
Post a random quote and rate the user's above you on a scale out of 35FDD38.
Or 10, or whatever you feel like.
When nature's calling, don't be stalling, use your common sense! Before you let it flow, find a place to go... But DON'T WHIZZ ON... the electric fence!
19th October 2007, 04:26 PM
10/10 Ren and stimpy=Awesomeness
I may be an idiot sir, but there is one thing i am not and that sir, is an idiot
19th October 2007, 07:35 PM
8/10 Family Guy is cool.
Dude with this kind of money you can buy 5 lap dances a day for the rest of your life and still have enough for more lap dances. I did the math.
19th October 2007, 09:35 PM
Sexual references FTW.
I reject your reality, and subsitute my own!
19th October 2007, 09:38 PM
"A little pain never hurt anyone"
19th October 2007, 10:00 PM
(Quote from some random hated SPAMMER member)
(Actual posted thread)
"How long do you think Banjo's pee-pee is?"
19th October 2007, 11:23 PM
10000000/10 I remember that thread :p:p:p:p
It looks like you're trying to eat me. Need some help?
20th October 2007, 04:08 AM
I used to play French Horn.
The other players in the French Horn section actually conspired against me! Those f****** ***** ***** ******** **** *** who eat **** and **** ******!!!!! Grr.... :mad:...
I swear, if the human race dies out becuase the whole world would rather eat ice cream then have sex, I'm going to be EXTREMELY p!ssed.
Hello. If you leave again I will devour your soul.
What? Am I not good enough to be around you when you talk?
It takes A WHOLE F****** DAY, SOMETIMES F****** MORE, TO DOWNLOAD ONE F****** HALF-HOUR SHOW! **** that! Damn program! Sometimes I think I could make the f****** show faster than those piece of **** torrents take to download them! I don't get why everybody likes this Hell-spawned torturous program of pure evil and agony! Torrents fail at life!
My life's pretty good. I'm on vacation on Florida. Although, I'm tired right now. I'm so tired the colors are talking to me. Stupid colors... STFU AQUA-BLUE!!!!!:mad: YOU TOO CYAN!!!!!:mad:
Stay active... or else...
My damn english teacher said I plagarized the internet on my 1200 word essay! Now I have to redo the whole damn thing! 1200 ****ing words to be redone! Did I plagarize the damn thing in the first place? Of course not!
:mad: :mad: :mad: ARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
"Omg, the screen is blue!" Whoop dee f***ing doo.
The person who made fun of me no longer lives.
Bye. Bring me back a gift... or I will eat your soul like it was a Chocolate Chip Cookie. Fear me foolish mortal.
If believe the world will end on some absurd date, like 2012, then you probably will want to check yourself into the nearest mental hospital and get help.
I voted for Sanjaya because there was no "I don't give a sh*t" option.
Dear Dr. Kab
You owe me your soul. Where is your soul?
You don't have a soul? You heartless bastard! You probably punch kittens!!!!:mad:
Teacher: ZOMFG!!! DNA IS TEH DOUBL3 H3LIX???? WTF!!!! NO WAI!!!!!!
Avarice: STFU!!! THIS CLASS SUXORZ!!!!!!
Basically anything I said here. (http://www.rarewitchproject.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8523)
I hope you die of AIDS.
I was like "Wtf. I'm not an ignorant, vulgar, ugly (though not exactly incredibly handsome), inane, and thoroughly worthless guy." Then I had to go eat and I no longer cared about the situation.
20th October 2007, 07:15 AM
thread over, Avarice wins
I Know, we can be called the mongooses, that's an excellent teamname, the Fighting Mongooses
20th October 2007, 09:07 AM
I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
20th October 2007, 05:59 PM
22nd October 2007, 11:42 PM
I don't know what to say.
Too bad you missed your party. I invited all your friends and we all had cake. I even invited your good friend, the Weighted Companion Cube. But he didn't show up, because you murdered him. Neither did any of your other friends, because you don't have any. Nobody likes you. I know because it says it here in your personality profile. Unlikeable, impossibily unlikeable. It says you were adopted too, which is also funny because your foster parents never told you.
30th November 2007, 06:17 AM
choose all are futurama!
Zoidberg: Oh no my house burnt down!
Hermes: That just raises questions!
Bender: So thats where i left my cigar.
Hermes: That just raises further questions!
If you'll excuse me i'm off for a scuttle.
*enters riding on sperm*
Yipee-kay-i-ay you'll never guess where i've been!
Yay i'm a teenage hearthob!
Zoidberg and Fry:
Fry: Umm are you sure your a doctor?
Zoidy: Yes i'm certififed human doctor now young lady open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain!
*fry opens mouth*
Zoidy: Not that mouth!
Fry: I only have one!
Zoidy: Really....? Well just choose one mouth open it and say Blargghhhh!
Zoidy: How dare you my mother was a saint get out!
Prof: I warn you the doctor, he's a bit strange *whispers* He wears sandals
I can quote many more
30th November 2007, 01:04 PM
If I got a pound for every time I got asked that, i'd have a sore arm
(POST LENGTH FILLER)
30th November 2007, 07:19 PM
Bite my shiny metal A*s!
30th November 2007, 08:02 PM
7/10 That was a funny episode.
I am the milk man. My milk is delicious.
1st December 2007, 01:48 AM
Lol 10/10 because it's about milk
Bender is getting killed by the magentic crusher thing because he looks like santa
Fry: He's not santa im santa!
Amy: No i'm santa!
Prof.F: No i am!
Zoidberg: And i'm there good friend Jesus!
Mayor: Your people ain't santa! How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
30th December 2007, 11:34 PM
9/10 very funny
"As long as there is trust, there is betrayal." -Anonymous
30th December 2007, 11:52 PM
8/10 - True
Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. You can't do both.
31st December 2007, 10:45 PM
9/10 The quote itself isn't that good, but I imagined House's voice and it became 9 times better.
Me: Happy Mr. Schott Day, Mr. Schott!
Mr. Schott: I think I deserve a whole month, don't you?
Me: Oh, well, we're still working on that. We're trying to get Mr. Schott Year, too!
31st December 2007, 10:50 PM
8/10 I lol'd.
You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
1st January 2008, 08:07 PM
7/10 It only works if you want a girl. (Stupid Shogunists!)
Me when I found out Brawl would be delayed (again)
WHY! WHY! REPENT FOR THE END HAS COME! WE SHALL ALL DIE IN A BIG EXSPLOSION FROM WITHIN THE EARTH ITSELF!(repeat for about five minutes...) (passes out)
4th January 2008, 09:40 AM
3/10 - a bit stupid
How about some RVB Quotes?
Church: So how are you doing Caboose, are you following any of this what so ever?
Caboose: I think so…
That guy Tex is really a robot, and you’re his boyfriend.
So that makes you…
A gay robot!
Church: Yeh, that’s right, I’m a gay robot.
Sarge: Oh I feel the worst about Grif, I always made fun of him, I never even told him he was my son.
Church: No way! The orange guy is your son?
Sarge: Nah, I just wanted to screw with him one last time. But now I’ll never get that chance.
Caboose: Time line? Eh, time isn’t made out of lines. It is made out of circles, that is why clocks are round!
If you haven't heard of Red vs Blue, check it out here: http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php
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