The Epic Game

[yamibakuragod]

This is it, you're a character, you're gonna die, there's no loophole, no way out of it. Because of this you decide you're going to die in a way people will never forget, so let us begin. Let's make it epic.

[AndyNPC]

I blow up china and myself along with it.

[Doob]

You discover a planet with life on it. Human life.
BUT, they think I'm a bomb and 'deactivate' me.

[Peanut]

2 words "Exploding Scrotum".

[yamibakuragod]

2 words "Exploding Scrotum".

Aw dang man, that just hurts hearing that...ow...

[DeLMrcs]

I rescue a baby from danger and am now being chased by blood-thirsty soldiers, I fight them off and manage to get the baby to safety but at the cost of my left arm and part of my right leg, once someone else get's the baby I fight off the remaining soldiers one by one, until I lose my strength and am surrounded, I say to them "Go on, take my head as your trophy".

[Mandolin]

I get eaten by a great white shark in the parking lot of a 7-11.

[Madous]

I wait untill New Years Eve, and just as the ball drops to "One", I jump from a near-by building onto it, getting skewered on the large tower that ball is dropping on.

:D

[Kaz da Breegull]

This one isn't mine, but it's too hilarious to pass up. XD A friend told me this last year.

So, you go up to the roof of a tall building, go to the edge, and tie up some piano wire near neck-level. Next, you super glue your hands to the sides of your head. Finally, you step forward so your body is caught in the wires and your neck is hacked clean apart, but because of the glue it appears that your body is just standing there with the head as your blood pours all over the people below!

...It's really bad, I know, but it's epic!

[yamibakuragod]

This one isn't mine, but it's too hilarious to pass up. XD A friend told me this last year.

So, you go up to the roof of a tall building, go to the edge, and tie up some piano wire near neck-level. Next, you super glue your hands to the sides of your head. Finally, you step forward so your body is caught in the wires and your neck is hacked clean apart, but because of the glue it appears that your body is just standing there with the head as your blood pours all over the people below!

...It's really bad, I know, but it's epic!

IMO, that's not epic, that's disgusting

[Articerile]

I find a button.

Ooooh...shiny button.
Button button button.
Shall I press the button?
Shall I poke the button?
Shall I slap my palm on the button?

Finally I come to the conclusion that I should pH proof it and eat it whole.

Then I go to the White House and say 'Bush smells'. Security comes over and punches me in the stomach. This activates the button, and the White House explodes, taking me with it.

[AndyNPC]

Any of these. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cA4NREzWipI)