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Gold Jinjo
11th February 2005, 03:37 AM
(I think the old topic back in the day was 5 words at a time, but I'd like to reduce the spammish tendencies)

Right, now this can be about anything and it can go anywhere. Just make sure whatever you post is coherent ;)

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The story begins with Gold Jinjo, desperately thinking of a way to bring more activity to Anything Goes, when suddenly...
P.o.t.O
11th February 2005, 04:11 AM
Phantom walked on without any pants, which compelled Gold to take off his pants as well, which, of course, caused...
Andre
11th February 2005, 11:14 AM
Andre to come in and, in his very professional way took out the famous RWP Mod stick and stuck it...
Gold Jinjo
11th February 2005, 06:07 PM
...right up the arse of some newbie, which, somehow, disrupted the space-time continuum. Then suddenly, Phantom gained an extra...
R Hunter
11th February 2005, 06:58 PM
SPAM Reaver which drove him insane causing him to attack other members of the forums, but was suddenly stopped by...
Banjo's Banjo
11th February 2005, 07:13 PM
...a falling piano. This resulted in a serious concussion, so PotO went to the hospital, but on the way there…
Gold Jinjo
11th February 2005, 11:00 PM
...the ambulance was intercepted by a flock of geese. The geese pecked out the tires, and the ambulance proceeded to...
R Hunter
11th February 2005, 11:30 PM
crash into a wall causing Phantom to fly out of the ambulance and into the air. But just as all hope seemed lost...
Icy Guy
11th February 2005, 11:33 PM
...I showed up and added a very, very weird nineteen and a half words to this story of ou-...



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Gold Jinjo
13th February 2005, 02:56 PM
^ours... which seemed to have killed the topic for a few days. So Gold stuffed Icy in a tupperware container, which...

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Klungo
13th February 2005, 03:05 PM
was filled with mutant wasps that sucked his brain out, and it landed in a mouses body, and the mouse...
R Hunter
14th February 2005, 03:13 AM
ate Icy's brain making him as smart as Icy. The mouse then walked over to Gold and...
Grey Jinjo
14th February 2005, 04:40 AM
Humbly apologized for devouring his friend while offering him a colorful basket of green pears and richard simmon's brand new....
P.o.t.O
16th February 2005, 03:07 AM
Dance Tape. Gold Stepped on the mouse and went about his business. Anyways, PotO finally got to the hospital, which...
R Hunter
16th February 2005, 08:15 PM
Was filled with drunken zombies who tired to eat PotO's brain but I showed up and...
Meow Mixer
16th February 2005, 08:33 PM
Got drunk and ate PotO's brain with the zombies so then...
banjosrevenge
16th February 2005, 10:59 PM
I came and shot the zombies and r hunter in the headwith my boomstick and said "shop smart shop S-Mart..
Meow Mixer
16th February 2005, 11:08 PM
Then Bush came and shoved you up his butt and turned into a giant man eating monster who shits on buildings until...
Major Tom
16th February 2005, 11:32 PM
Kerryzilla appeared on the horizon, and used his radioactive eye beams to fry away Bush's intelligence, creating a wormhole that...
banjosrevenge
17th February 2005, 02:45 PM
I came out of and destroyed the world wich caused
LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs
17th February 2005, 03:27 PM
voters to vote for niether of them in the next election. When the world reformed due to twilight zonish principles....
Gold Jinjo
17th February 2005, 05:00 PM
*I'd just like to reiterate the idea that each post must be 20 words, no more, no less. Yes, I'm talking to those cheaters ;) ;)*

...pudding came out of the polar ice caps, making this story more bizarre. So then the P.A.N.T.S squad showed up...
Andre
17th February 2005, 07:48 PM
And, P.o.t.O, Gold, and Andre molded together to make the almighty waffle spawner which then went of to go destroy..
Meow Mixer
17th February 2005, 09:15 PM
A retarded penut who shot out 50000000000000 tons of fat at their face and it fused to their skin wich...
P.o.t.O
17th February 2005, 10:21 PM
Forced Andre to Devour a n00b named Meow Mixer; There was much rejoicing in the happy land of RWPF. Alas...
Major Tom
17th February 2005, 11:13 PM
A giant meteor crashed into the Earth, due to the its reformation by Twilight Zone-ish principles, opening a portal to...
R Hunter
17th February 2005, 11:33 PM
Chrono Trigger and all the members of the RWPF joined Crono's group and fought Lavos when it suddenly casted a...
Banjo's Banjo
18th February 2005, 12:30 AM
Grand Stone spell, flattening most of the RWP group in the process. Then I ran out of post ideas so....
R Hunter
18th February 2005, 01:58 AM
Sub stepped in and smacked Lavos with the admin stick making Lavos cry and run away. Another portal opened up....
Major Tom
18th February 2005, 02:19 AM
And suddenly they were transported to the developer's ending. The Developer's Ending was a happy place, filled with lots of...
Kaz da Breegull
18th February 2005, 02:42 AM
...cheese and sporks. However, soon afterwards a massive badger came along armed with a spatula and a bunch of insane...
Gold Jinjo
18th February 2005, 03:19 AM
...hillbillies who smacked each RWP member with an out of tune banjo. After this major beating, The Developer's Ending crashed...
P.o.t.O
18th February 2005, 03:21 AM
gramatical errors. PotO put his head down when he read the stupidity of this topic. So he started over with...
R Hunter
18th February 2005, 03:29 AM
A cup of coffee to refresh himself, however a n00b ran up and stole it so P.A.N.T.S ran after him...
Andre
18th February 2005, 10:57 AM
...and shot bloodthirsty waffles out of our bare bottoms. Then, at the
P.A.N.T.S. Headquarters, the silly noobie named Meow Mixer...
Meow Mixer
18th February 2005, 09:31 PM
bit Andres leg off and replaced it with a vomit flavord cany cane and he went into thebathroom onley to see...
Gold Jinjo
18th February 2005, 10:07 PM
...that the toilets had no water in them. Somewhat startled by this realization, Andre called fellow P.A.N.T.S members to investigate...
Meow Mixer
18th February 2005, 10:10 PM
the inside of a birds butt and they found a...
Banjo's Banjo
18th February 2005, 10:22 PM
...post by Meow Mixer with less than twenty words. He was on my ignore list though so I had to...
Kaz da Breegull
18th February 2005, 10:47 PM
...dig out the newbie's brain with a huge shovel. Afterwards, he returned from the dead and beat the oldbies with...
R Hunter
18th February 2005, 10:48 PM
Ice and Sub who hit a red button letting loose gallons of Rare Witch Punch upon the forums which...
Meow Mixer
19th February 2005, 12:45 AM
caused god to get a massive white and red greasy pimple, it exploded all over the earths surface which caused.....
Major Tom
19th February 2005, 06:36 AM
The Appocylipse. The gates to Hell suddenly opened; demons flew from the abyss, and Satan himself could be heard shouting "....
Gold Jinjo
19th February 2005, 04:23 PM
..."Shoe store? How late are you open til? (http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/souls.php)". The sky turned black, trees turned into lamp posts, and donkeys went...
P.o.t.O
19th February 2005, 04:28 PM
"Moo." The Earth was obviously on its last leg. Thankfully, a Vogon construction ship came by and nuked it. However...
Gold Jinjo
20th February 2005, 10:19 PM
...this event was followed by Douglas Adams commending Phantom's reference. Adams swiftly dissolved into a fine powder, leaving behind a...
Major Tom
20th February 2005, 11:26 PM
...finely written note which was finely written on finely made parchment. Finely written words on this finely written note said....
Banjo's Banjo
20th February 2005, 11:41 PM
forty-two, thus ending the Adams' references. Suddenly everyone was transported to a field, where the Amish were raising a...
P.o.t.O
25th February 2005, 08:52 PM
golden cow. Banjo Tried to steal it, thinking he would get an extra life. Suddenly, Magical Trevor (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/) disappeared the cow...
Banjo's Banjo
25th February 2005, 09:22 PM
where is the cow, hidden right now. This led to a fight between Banjo and Trevor, which in turn caused...
Gold Jinjo
28th February 2005, 03:03 AM
...a whole flood of Weebl flash cartoons, spawning a cult following that consumed the entire RWP crowd, which in turn...
Meow Mixer
28th February 2005, 03:24 AM
...eye balls grew on everyones fingers makeing it hard to type so every one cut them off with their bare...
Some Banjo Guy
28th February 2005, 03:27 AM
...hands, and a giant fish came and said "I'm a fish and I'll do as I wish!" and then he...
P.o.t.O
28th February 2005, 09:41 PM
Did as he wished, much to everyone's suprise. He resembled Lord Woo Fak Fak, minus the fancy light. He began...
R Hunter
1st March 2005, 01:15 AM
singing "Whoops there it is" and break dancing with many of the RWPF such as Gold and Icy Guy...
P.o.t.O
1st March 2005, 01:44 AM
Grey Jinjo, R Hunter, P.o.t.O, cyberen, Hakey Wakey, SubDrag, Gaming Master2k, BlueBreegull, Jason, Ice Mario, Mystery Man, and Andre. They all...
P.o.t.O
3rd March 2005, 01:42 AM
Beat P.o.t.O for posting 40 words, even though he was just trying to bring up this great game. Of course...
R Hunter
3rd March 2005, 01:46 AM
Double posting was also a big no-no so P.o.t.O was given a time out when suddenly a enraged...
Gold Jinjo
9th April 2005, 03:30 AM
...hippopotamus in a pink bikini came out and informed all the Rare Witchians of Phantom's insolence. The hippo became very...
P.o.t.O
9th April 2005, 11:20 PM
enraged with P.o.t.O, who was trampled for the 40 word post. He was then hung up by his bludgened neck.
R Hunter
10th April 2005, 02:18 AM
Until I helped him down and started to beat the hippo until he called for his friends so then we...
qqwref
10th April 2005, 03:33 PM
...all climbed into a small shack and played a marathon of Rare games for 24 hours straight, although our eyes...