Ask A Stupid Question About BK/BT

[Keegan]

inspired by the icekazooie at the ign boards....

ask a stupid question about Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie!!

remember, ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

(e.g. Q. why is Banjo's nose so big?)

(e.g. A. He got stung by a bee as a baby.)


when u answer someone elses question, you ask a quetion.

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Q.) How does Grunty's broom support her fatness?

[LoMoNoCrAt]

kazooie shoved the ice key in Tooty instead of herself, thats why Tooty sounds cold!

Q.) Why does that dragonfly at the start of Banjo Kazooie hit the Rare logo?

[DekuScrubby]

A.) It's the guy that spawned Ping Pals.

Q.) Where do I find the Ice Egg?

[DavidNel]

A.) In the frozen food section of Kroger

Q.) Why did Rare make the evil crab in TTC black?

[mafefe]

A.) Because rare is racist

Q.) Why does mumbo make you pay for his help?

[Thrust]

A.) How else do you think he affords all those huts?

Q.) If Banjo where a beaver what would Kazooie be?

[Monkey Boy 64]

A.) A corndog

Q.) Why does Roysten have such bad luck?

[Silent Warrior]

A) He swam under a ladder.
Q) Why is Gruntilda's Lair inaccessible in BT?

[runehero123]

A) Because it doesn't exist.

Q)Why hasn't anyone asked a question about Stop N Swop yet?

[Monkey Boy 64]

A.) His ear

Q.) Is Blackeye a captain?

[ConkerKing]

A.) Yes, that's how they make the eggs.

Q.) Stop and Swop?!

[firealpha]

It's somewhere... Oh, look, there it is. On April 1st!

Q) Why is there a hyphen in between "Banjo" and "Kazooie"? Wouldn't "And" be better?

[IceKeyMaster]

Yes.

Can Banjo cool food and drinks in his new head?

[Trogladyte]

um..... no:confused:

why is mumbo REALLY not allowed in wumbas wigwam

[Jinjonator]

She filed a restraining order from when he raped her.

liek wut iz teh anser 2 teh stup n swupz??!?11/?!!?!?/1?!?lololololoolololol

[Keegan]

It was meant to promote cigarettes.


Q.) Do Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo, and Tooty always burst into song at random? (as seen in opening sequence in B-K) and why?

Q2.) Who would win in a Sumo fight? Boggy or Fat Albert?

Q3.) Which one of them ate pinnochio??

[Monkey Boy 64]

Yes cause it's part of their disease.

Fat Albert

Boggy

Q.) How does I get to Fungus Forest?

[mafefe]

Take the bus

Q) Why does Tooty live with Banjo and not their parents?

[mafefe]

A ) because kazooie owes banjo money

Q ) How did the inside of grunty's lair collapse and cause us to not be able to explore it in tooie

[mafefe]

A ) Its their fetish

Q ) Why cant you buy the grunty doll in Pawno's?

[Keegan]

it's too ugly it'll burn banjo's eyes

Q.) IF BANJO AND KAZOOIE MIXED WHAT'D THEIR NAME BE??

[mafefe]

nothing, spiralmountain.co.uk is too cool to care

Q) Why are there only 11 colors of Jinjo?

[Keegan]

I'LL ANSWER TEH QUESTION!!!

A.) because the others went off to war and failed miserably.

Q.) If Banjo went to teh mario world, what would his reaction be???

[LoMoNoCrAt]

More times than Chuck Norris can count.

Q) Why did Banjo order a restraining order on your mum?

EDIT: LoL order a restraining order

[Gaming Master2k]

----Game Paused----

I just deleted inappropriate posts. If you read over it some answers and questios don't make sense.

Keep the questions and answers clean otherwise this will get locked.


----Resume Game----

[IceKeyMaster]

Because she molested him

Why am i posting a five in the morning, and I havent slept yet?

[torrentstorm]

becouse you cant say that it has nothing to do with b-k b-t and sns

what happend when grunty got sexy and met mumbo at the skull

[mafefe]

A ) Banjo was born

Q ) How does Kazooie fit into Banjo's backpack?

[Fox McBanjo]

Becasue birds are small and backpacks are bigger than birds.

If Kazooie was never born, where would Banjo be?

[Porky]

A.) working in McDonalds

Q.) What's the deal with mumbo tokens?

[mafefe]

A ) Each one is the skull of someone that mumbo killed.

Q ) How can banjo fit over 200 eggs, 60 feathers, kazooie, 3 empty honeycombs, 90 jiggies, and 2 dubloons into his backpack?

[Monkey Boy 64]

It's maaaaaaaaaaaaaaagic!!!

What happens when you enter the code CHEATILIKECHICKENWINGS?

[firealpha]

Er... Nothing. I'm sorry.

What do you get if you cross Gruntilda?

[mafefe]

A ) over $900

Q ) what kind of bird lays fire eggs?

[ParadoxAuthor]

A) A roasted bird.

Q)Why is roysten barbequed/crushed bya rock/eaten/trapped in VP's pet shop?

[Fox McBanjo]

Question = invisible?

What happens if I type CHEATANALSMEXING into the Sandcastle floor?

[torrentstorm]

nothing, nothing at all

where is the ice key (not wozzaz cave ok

[IceKeyMaster]

Yes, it really is in Wozzaz cave.

What would happen in candlejack and Banjo made l

[torrentstorm]

Yes, it really is in Wozzaz cave.l

No its not, its in a scene in TTC:mad::mad::mad:

[Keegan]

???

Why does Kazooie eat the jiggies???????

[mafefe]

A ) she is hungry

Q ) How can mumbo be in Grunty's revenge if most gameplay takes place 100 years before BK, and why doesn't mumbo recognize Banjo and Kazooie in BK, since mumbo would have already known them

[IceKeyMaster]

Well, that's because he introduces himseld in B-k, but it just means they havn't met in awhile. He uses magic to keep himself alive, and no one has the memory of 100 years.

Wait, give a stupid awnser, right...

He has Anti-Aids.


Why didn't anyone awnser my question about candlejack and banj

[mafefe]

A ) Because there is no answer

Q ) Why does Banjo have to find a jinjo before it can fly back to jinjo village?

[torrentstorm]

how shoud i know maybe banjo is a (GSUT) GruntildaStinkyUnionTeleport

where is the paprika its in b-k but do you know where

[mafefe]

A ) Its next to the garlic

Q ) How did mumbo's tokens get so far away from his hut?

[Keegan]

It involved Wario, and a chili dog eating contest.

Q.) If Banjo saw a 18+ Anime movie, what'd he do?

Q2.) What'd KAZOOIE do?

Q3.) What'd ROYSTEN DO???

Q4.) WHERE'S THE GARLIC???

[mafefe]

A ) Become an anime fanboy
A1 ) Become emo
A2 ) Roysten would be seriously hurt somehow by the DVD that the anime is on
A3 ) Next to the paprika

Q ) How does CCL stay in the sky?

[Keegan]

it has microscopic men on the bottom of it, making it able to float in water

Q.) If Banjo saw hentai what'd he do

Q2.) What'd KAZOOIE do?

Q3.) What'd MUMBO DO???

Q4.) WHERE'S THE PAPRIKA OTHER THAN BESIDE THE GARLIC???

[mafefe]

A ) He'd die because he is only E rated
A2 ) see A
A3 ) see A2
A4 ) Beside the Basil.

Q) Why is it so easy to get through Grunty's lair?

[Silent Warrior]

A. Because it's a big circle.

Q. Why does everything have eyes?

[Keegan]

so they can watch your every move...

Q)What if Banjo was as fat as Boggy?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Then he'd be as fat as Boggy.

What if Boggy was as slim as Banjo?

[mafefe]

A ) He would be in his "bear babes" DVD

Q ) why is grunty green?

[Silent Warrior]

A) Because her sisters pulled a prank on her, spilling green paint on her when she walked into a room. (inspired by somewhere else)

Q) Why is there no night in Spiral Mountain?

[mafefe]

A ) because it has 10 suns

Q ) Why did grunty hide the jinjos in such obvious places?

[Keegan]

she was drunk

Q.) why was she drunk?

[mafefe]

A ) she was at a party

Q ) Whose party was it?

[Silent Warrior]

A) Simon Cowell's.

Q) What color is the house of the purple witch's hat?

[Keegan]

.
..
...

blllllllll-green?


Q.) did anyone understand his question? (no offense)

[Silent Warrior]

.
..
...

blllllllll-green?


Q.) did anyone understand his question? (no offense)None taken. I was bored and just made up some gibberish.

[Keegan]

lol, kay

Q.) Banjo-Threeie Plush 4 pre-ordering???

[mafefe]

A ) No, you get a Banjo threeie action figure with removable kazooie and lazr eyes

Q ) why is kazooie the only bird who can hatch teh yellow egg of SNS? (OMG SNS!1!!)

[L-Button]

A) Because it's the only bird in both SNS game.

Q)How can Grunty's Lair fit in Grunty's Lair? (AKA it's bigger inside)

[mafefe]

A ) Its not bigger on the inside, it's an illusion

Q ) Why do the workers at Grunty's Industries ever go home?

[L-Button]

A) They go to home when you turn off the N64
Q) How can Boggy's fatter son fit in Banjo's bag?

[mafefe]

A ) they have to take him apart first.

Q ) Why are there no shells on the beaches of Treasure Trove Cove?

[Monkey Boy 64]

Cause Big Al uses them to make burgers.

Where is Mumbo's family?

[mafefe]

A) he killed them. where did you think he was getting all those skulls? (don't answer)

Q) How do honeycombs make banjo stronger?

[L-Button]

A) Bears loves honey.
Q) How do honeycombs make Kazooie stronger?

[DarthConker]

They don't.

Q): Why is Kazooie nude, yet Banjo semi-nude?

[mafefe]

A) Kazooie is poor

Q ) why is Kazooie poor?

[Monkey Boy 64]

She has no money.

Why does Snacker think Banjo and Kazooie are cheese and crackers?

[Silent Warrior]

Because he's colorblind.

What does King Jingaling do besides just sit there in his Throne Room?

[mafefe]

A ) he becomes a zombie

Q ) why do the pyramids in Gobi's Desert have pictures of Banjo and Kazooie everywhere?

[Keegan]

(serious answer) i think that that's where their ancestor's lived. e.g. the banjo like sphinx, the banjo like paintings, almost everything is banjo!

Q.) Banjo compared to Halo... which wins?

[runehero123]

Banjo Kanewie

Which world doesn't contain any notes or jigsaw pieces?

[L-Button]

A)Cauldron Keep

Q)How to get Banjo-needsanamie NOW?

[Keegan]

fly to wisconsin where you will meet up with a zoo keeper named bob, except he's actually his wife in disguise so he doesn't know where the wife is so you tell him she's on summer vacation but he becomes suspicious because it's february and than he finds her and they get into a big argument, then a divorce, and tiny tim has to choose to live with his mommy or daddy. then he does a cartwheel and and sings we are the champions!

Q.) did eveyone get that?

[mafefe]

A) YES

Q) who got it?

[Keegan]

me

Q.) BREAKING NEWS!!!! Banjo-Threeie delayed and moved to Xbox 3

[Monkey Boy 64]

NoooOOOooooooooOOOOOooo! :eek:

How did Grunty make the mountain be shaped like her face?

[L-Button]

She buyed her lair on ebay

Q) Who selled it?

[mafefe]

A ) Jolly

Q ) Why can't jinjos fly?

[L-Button]

A) They fly when you collect them

Q) Why jinjos don't fly to them house instead of waiting for being collected?
Q2) Where the Jinjos live in B-K?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Answer 1: They're too lazy to fly.

Answer 2: They're hobos.

Will Chilli Willi and Chilly Billy ever get their pizza?

[Monkey Boy 64]

NO!

Why doesn't Kazooie wear pants?

[ConkerTribe]

Because Kazooie's a girl bird... and girl birds wear... skirts?

Where do minjos come from?

[Keegan]

minges!!! JK that's inapropriate...


Q.) Banjo has Hame in his ears!!! what should he do?

[killamanjaro]

Nothing it will go away

Q: Will Jack Sparrow find atlantis in POTC4?

[L-Button]

A) No
Q) Is Pirates of the Caribbean connected to BK?

[Keegan]

yes, it's connection is used to get SNS!!!!

why is Kazooie naked? everyone will see her private.

[ConkerTribe]

Because Kazooie likes to show off her red creasts.

Why does Mumbo wear that hula skirt thing?

[Keegan]

i'm guessing you haven't wore one before


Q.) IS MY AVATAR BETTER OR WORSE THAN THE BLUE BANJO??

[L-Button]

ITZ BETTA

Why does Banjo plays a banjo in BK intro?

[Keegan]

cuz mumbo played the xylophone, violin, and tuba thing.


why do those rabbits expose themselves to strangers at Grunty's Industries?

[kfred]

The little bunny foo-foo's wanna bop the strangers on the head!

Q.)What would Conker do if he met Banjo?

[ConkerTribe]

Uh, he did. "Who's this guy? What the heck's he talking about? I can't understand a word! Yep, that's it. Okay, Pants Boy, 'outta the way!" ---Rare moves to Microsoft promotional vid.

Actually, they met before in Diddy Kong Racing... though, I'm not sure we ever saw them officially meet, but they must have. They were racing beside each other.

Was that not stupid enough?

Q.:)\] What do you get when you cross a Jinjo with a Jiggy?

[L-Button]

A Jinggy :)

What does 'Jinggy' mean?

[Some_wierdGuy]

it means the new BK game is Grunty Kong 64!

[mafefe]

A) thanks for not asking a question

Q) where are kazooie's parents?

[Some_wierdGuy]

oh crap, sorry

question for mafefe
Whats inside banjo's bag besides kazooie?

[Tommy Walker]

His porn and his rock records.

What does Led Zeppelin have to do with Banjo Kazooie?

[mafefe]

A) he is SNS

Q) why is rare so hard to find?

[Tommy Walker]

A) he is SNS

Q) why is rare so hard to find?

LOL at anyone referring to Led Zeppelin as "he", as in one, since Led Zeppelin had more than one member.

Okay.

Because they hate the sunlight, and are vampires.

Why is Click Clock Wood so hard?

[ConkerTribe]

Because you got the SHAKY HANDSSZZZZ!!! :p

What egg is an ice key wannabe?

[Tommy Walker]

The turd brown one.

Why is Cloud Cuckooland a real level? Is it supposed to be a pyschadelic level that you have to smoke some hallucinogenic substances to get, or what?

[Some_wierdGuy]

yes and no, you dont have to smoke the 'hallucinogenic substances' to get there, but it enhances the experience

why did bottles cross the road?

[mafefe]

A) to get killed by grunty

Q) Where was Tooty during BT?

[Some_wierdGuy]

stuck in the milk carton with her picture on it


what much wood could banjo chuck if he was transformed in a wood chuck, who could chuck wood??

[ConkerTribe]

A) Infinite number of chucks per wood. That's how the transformations work.

Q) What do Banjo and Kazooie want for Christmas?

[Keegan]

2 front teeth


guh huh?

[Some_wierdGuy]

oh no you didnt!

what colour was the blue barrel?

[ConkerTribe]

A) RED.

Q) Who killed Canary Mary?

[Keegan]

laurence fishburn,


brrrreeeeeeee?

[Some_wierdGuy]

Kazooie! *punch*

rag, rig rag rer?

[ConkerTribe]

A) Isn't that the Styracosaurus? It sounds like Kazooie's voice at an extremely low-pitch.

Q) What goes upside down and around?

[ParadoxAuthor]

Klungo no like question. Klungo eats ssssstoopid question asker.

"Burp Burp Burp Burp Burp?" Who speaks like this?

[Plasmie]

A) Me!

Q) Why doesn't Conga ever leave his tree?

[pgpm10]

Because he's too fat and his legs can't support him.

Why is spiral mountain spiral?

[Some_wierdGuy]

(err, it was suppose to be grunty in my last question, lol)
because the name mumbo's mountain was already taken, so they cut a spiral into it with bill drill

hey bee hive, why are there no bees around you in tooie?

[Keegan]

cuz i ate them

why is blubber so damn fat?

[ConkerTribe]

Because title dictates behavior.

Random Jinjo: What is the meaning of Jinjo life?

[Some_wierdGuy]

to get lost every freaking banjo game, yet somehow be able to find your own way home when banjo walks into you :P

hey BK/BT characters, how can you understand yourselves when you don't have captions?

[Tommy Walker]

Because they can. DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME.

Why do Jinjos get scared so easily, yet have the power to defeat Grunty?

[Keegan]

they're retards


how does banjo see through his nose???

[Some_wierdGuy]

its a magic noes, it acts like a one way mirror

banjo and kazooie

why did you leave grunty's sister in the lair to die, and why didnt you rescue her in tooie, didnt you know she was missing!?

[Keegan]

yo! this isn't ask a banjo-kazooie character!!!

Q.) why doesn't Banjo make an album of songs made by him?

[Smurfs]

becuase he does flips at night when he is sleeping.

I slapped a jinjo and he screamed HELP! why is that?

[mafefe]

Because jinjos suck

Who built the giant snowman?

[Keegan]

the giant snowman maker

Q.) WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG???