The official, "What would you do?" thread

[Silent Warrior]

Based off my old thread with lack of responses, I felt that posting here would get more of a response. This time though, there is more time to respond to scenarios, and they are more complicated.

So here we go!

Scenario # 1

You and your friends are on the Ferris wheel are your local fair, all of a sudden, the handle bar that keeps you in busts off and one of your friends attempts to push you off.

You: What are you doing?
Friend: I'm going to push you off man!



What are you going to do now?

[Jinjonator]

Golly gee. What a swell friend. It's like this wise old man once said, "He who doth attempt murder on thy friend is a friend indeed." :p
And I'd sock him in the nose, and throw him off.

Officer: So what happened?

Me: The thing broke. It....*sniffle*....it was so....so tragic. I hardly had time to react. I....I'm gonna miss him.

Officer: Here, lemme buy you some ice cream.

Me: Ooh! Ice cream!

[WolvyDaPope]

I'd grab the back of the seat, punch myself for getting on a Ferris Wheel, then karate chop my friend's throat, saying "If you ever try pull a stunt like that again (I'd in all actuality I'd curse), the Ferris Wheel won't be the only thing that stops functioning."

[firealpha]

I would get off, because we're convieniently at the bottom at that moment.

[pinkbull]

I'd just float to the bottom.

[IceKeyMaster]

I grab onto pinks legs as he floats down.

[BanjoTooie]

I'd kick him in the gut hard enough so he'll let go of me and then grab him and say close to what WolvyDaPope said.

[RareCareBear]

I'd push him out the ferris wheel. Then I would lie to his parents about what happened. :P

[ConkerTribe]

Well, since my friend is a midget, I'd laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it all.

[Lakesky]

I would pull myself back on to the seat, and punch him in the kidney hard, and grab his neck and choke him half to death, after that, never speak to him again.o-O

[Silent Warrior]

And now let's begin with the second scenario!

Your parents/guardians are gone out for the night. So you and your siblings/friends are playing video games. All of a sudden, you hear a window smash, and two people coming in to your house. You can't call 911 because the telephone is in where the burglars broke in.

What are you going to do now?

[WolvyDaPope]

Knowing I have good aim chucking wiimotes and a crow bar under my couch, I would lead my friends to the intruders, and check if they have any guns. No, still stay cautious, try and get behind them, and launch a surprise attack. If they have guns, I would grab my Masamune. Luckily friend would be in the opposite direction of me, so the guns will not be pointed at me when I strike. "One Winged Angel" is optional.

[Articerile]

Puke in his face, and then watch as he slips on it and falls to his death.
Then shrug my shoulders and fly into the sunset.

Or seriously...

If the Ferris Wheel breaks, the semi-immediate thing that would happen would be for the ride operator to stop the ride, i'd then scream a high-pitched scream into my friends ear, and using that time, climb out of the seat and onto the strut connecting it to the center, i'd then move along the strut using the emegency ladder for foot holds to get to the center. I'd then climb down from there and alert the ride operator that my friend had attempted to kill me.

However if the ride operator had been hit over the head by the falling bar, i'd just fend off my friend as best I could until we got to a low enough point for me to jump off and run into the sunset.

[Doob]

My two dogs won't let that happen.
If my dogs are away, rgrrl WILL tackle them,
If not and I really hate to do this, there's a dagger on the dining room :D

[tim57282]

I would just jump in the air and pull some incredible karate moves to beat those burglars senseless. Then i would take their wallets and call the police.

[ConkerTribe]

And now let's begin with the second scenario!

Your parents/guardians are gone out for the night. So you and your siblings/friends are playing video games. All of a sudden, you hear a window smash, and two people coming in to your house. You can't call 911 because the telephone is in where the burglars broke in.

What are you going to do now?
You know, eventually one of these scenarios is going to touch upon a nerve for someone... This happens in real life.

...And I have a cell phone. I can call the police from it.

If I'm not allowed the stuff I have now, then I suppose I would get out of the house out of my room window (if that is indeed where I am at at the time) with my friends in tow, go to a neighbor's house and ask them to call 911. It's really my only option.

Jokey Answer: I'll start an army with my friends where we'll clad ourselves in household items for armor. Then we'll battle them with our swords (read: brooms, mops, etc.) and ask them politely to vacate the premises.

How old am I in this scenario? 12? I'm like the opposite of that right now +1.

[Silent Warrior]

[QUOTE=ConkerTribe;268635]You know, eventually one of these scenarios is going to touch upon a nerve for someone... This happens in real life.QUOTE]Actually, I think you're right, I should probably stop doing this...

Could a moderator lock this thread please?

[Silent Warrior]

You know, eventually one of these scenarios is going to touch upon a nerve for someone... This happens in real life.

...And I have a cell phone. I can call the police from it.

If I'm not allowed the stuff I have now, then I suppose I would get out of the house out of my room window (if that is indeed where I am at at the time) with my friends in tow, go to a neighbor's house and ask them to call 911. It's really my only option.

Jokey Answer: I'll start an army with my friends where we'll clad ourselves in household items for armor. Then we'll battle them with our swords (read: brooms, mops, etc.) and ask them politely to vacate the premises.

How old am I in this scenario? 12? I'm like the opposite of that right now +1.I think you're right, I should probably stop doing this...

Could a moderator lock this thread please?

[ConkerTribe]

Or you could just come up with more ridiculous scenarios. :p

Example: Like what if Banjo and Kazooie came to life? What would you do with them if you only had 24 hours before they turned back into a game?

[Silent Warrior]

Or you could just come up with more ridiculous scenarios. :p

Example: Like what if Banjo and Kazooie came to life? What would you do with them if you only had 24 hours before they turned back into a game?You know what, excellent idea ConkerTribe! I will do that! If I hurt anybody's feelings while doing these scenarios, you have my deepest apology.

Anyways, Scenario # 3!

You are opening Christmas presents. Four of them are the entrances to Hyrule (Ocarina of Time), Termina, Gruntilda's Lair and the Mushroom Kingdom (Paper Mario). Where will you put these entrances, and what will you make them look like?

[IceKeyMaster]

One dose not simplyu open presents into mordor!

[Jinjonator]

You know what, excellent idea ConkerTribe! I will do that! If I hurt anybody's feelings while doing these scenarios, you have my deepest apology.

Anyways, Scenario # 3!

You are opening Christmas presents. Four of them are the entrances to Hyrule (Ocarina of Time), Termina, Gruntilda's Lair and the Mushroom Kingdom (Paper Mario). Where will you put these entrances, and what will you make them look like?

That's not even cool my best friend died that way.

[Silent Warrior]

That's not even cool my best friend died that way.As I said earlier, this is all in fun, and it was never meant to offend anyone. Sorry about your best friend. I think you would have to know that my scenarios were meant to be silly but especially harmless.

[firealpha]

That's not even cool my best friend died that way.

OMG! HE WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND TOO! THAT LYING BASTARD! HE SAID THAT YOU WERE JUST REGULAR FRIENDS!