A "great idea"

[actionwebgamer]

Even though it doesn't look like it, this forum is empty. The Banjo-Kazooie forum is filled with the lost hope that is Stop N' Swop, the mystery that has kept BK moving for seven long years. But what does it mean? When I came here two years ago, it was the same way. So what if Stop N' Swop is never found? So what if Banjo-Threeie is never released? RWP is a place for Banjo fans, and if there are any Banjo fans left, we can keep Banjo going without Rare's game-making knowledge. You think I'm a lunatic, and I am. Anyway, we should start a new Banjo RP. Yup, that was my "great idea". So, anybody with me?
*watches as everyone walks away*
Well, if anyone wants to start, I'm going to need at least 5 people who are going to be active during the RP. Post here if you want to join.

...Wow, that was one doozy of a post.

[R Hunter]

Another RPG eh? Well...(looks at the other two he's currently in) Ah what the heck, i'm in.

[RareBK]

I'm in, even if I'm just a mini hero.

[actionwebgamer]

Trust me, this one will be worth it (as long as everyone keeps it that way).

If more than 5 people want to join, that's good. I'm hoping to have more than 5, but after the 5th post of the RP, the doors close.

[RareBK]

Tell me my part....

[actionwebgamer]

Your part? You decide.

[RareBK]

Your part? You decide.
to know who i am, read my first post in th RWPRPG

[R Hunter]

A Jinjo with Attitude!:D Also very good at making weaponry, as for me I already have a role planned...;)

[actionwebgamer]

We're gonna need more than 2 people. Everybody join!

[Banjzooie]

I'm in. In fact, I wanna be the villain for a change! So is this RPG gonna take place after the current one or is it on a different plotline?

[actionwebgamer]

Different plotline.

[RareBK]

Can my guy be doing this during the current RPG? Like a side quest?

[actionwebgamer]

Sure.

[Ratabulous]

I wanna join!

edit: Woah, woah, woah, how does this work? :confused: We just play different characters as you make up the story? :mazza Kind of like Dungeons and Dragons? :eek: I'm SO in! :D cuold I be Yumblie? :p

[R Hunter]

I believe it's in the same format as the other two RPG's.

[actionwebgamer]

It wouldn't be an RP without Yumblie.

Oh wait... Yes it would. A bad one, though. So yeah, be Yumblie.

[actionwebgamer]

Um... Bump.

We need 1 more person to start the RP.

[Ratabulous]

Actually, we already have five. I was just waiting for you to start the adventure, seeing as you started the RPG. :)

5 Members:

ActionWebGamer :eek:
R. Hunter :rolleyes:
Banjoozie :confused:
RareBK :cool:
and...ME! :D

[Ratabulous]

First off, let's pick character names. I don't know about you, but using your RWP Username seems a bit tacky. So, to start us off, I choose Yumblie.

Yumblie
Age: 7
Gender: Not quite sure...
Description: A bee similar to the one that Mumbo changes you into in BK
Likes: Honey, duh!
Dislikes: Honey-eating bears, carnies, and most types of Sushi
Locale: Anywhere there's no carnies (definately NOT Witchyworld...)
Relatives: Don't even go there! (40,000+ siblings! :o )
Video Gaming: 16KB games are all right by me!
Test Score: 4 prongs short of a galaxy

[actionwebgamer]

Blackjack
Age: 20-something
Gender: Male
Description: A black grizzly bear (cartoony style, like BK)
Likes: Honey, The Beatles, Adventuring, all that good stuff
Dislikes: Anything that flies (mainly bees) and cooking
Weapons: What?
Location: Ice Mountain (sounds colder than it really is)
Relatives: Banjo
Video Gaming: Average
Test Score: A-

[Banjzooie]

Banjoozie :confused:
It's spelled "Banjzooie". Combination of Banjo and Kazooie. But I usually just go by "BZ".

Okay, time to enter into the RPG. Wait... You want us to use different character names? Um... I'm too lazy to think up another name.

Banjzooie

Age: Uh... 20 I guess (not my real age).
Gender: Male.
Description: A clone of Banjo and Kazooie created by Klungo in a freakish accident, the result being a freakish hybrid of a bear and a bird. Head and torso are the same as Banjo's, but his legs are Kazooie's, and instead of arms he has Kazooie's wings.
Likes: Videogames ('specially Star Fox), and fantasy novels.
Dislikes: Mortally afraid of bees. Dislikes slurpies, which causes many to stare at him in disbelief.
Weapons: The Master Sword.
Location: The Pikmin planet.
Relatives: He's a clone of Banjo and Kazooie, so any relatives of theirs are his, if they even have any.

If its really that important I'll try and think up another name.

[RareBK]

RareBK

Age: 16 (Not really).
Gender: Male.
Description: A jinjo with the colours of Banjo and Kazooie, and a robotic right arm.
Likes: Videogames, books, anything electronic.
Dislikes: Spiders!
Weapon: Egg-Launcher, EL-Swords, kantanas!
Location: In an infirmary somewhere.
Relatives:His parents, his sister Aura , and if you count this, his girlfriend Myst.

[actionwebgamer]

Just a quick note: Don't you think It'd be a bit odd that someone would be named RareBK or Banjzooie? Just saying.

So, R Hunter posts his stuff, then we start. (unless he takes too long, then he can post it later)

[R Hunter]

"R Hunter" Is good enough.;)

Age: 19
Gender: Male
Description: Wears a black cloak with a silver R on the back. Hunts for rare objects and knowledge. Except for a grin he always seems to have his face can't be seen.
Likes: Any and all things technical, Reading.
Dislikes: Spiders, SPAM (wink, wink ;))
Weapons: A sword, plus can use elemental magic in various ways
Location: Wherever he decides to fall asleep.
Relatives: None.

[Banjzooie]

Just a quick note: Don't you think It'd be a bit odd that someone would be named RareBK or Banjzooie? Just saying.

It worked fine with the other two RPGs. But enough about the names, let's just get this thing started all ready! I can't wait to start (I love RPGs)!

[RareBK]

*Uses force persuade on actionwebgamer* " You will shut up about my name!"

[DevilBottles]

ill play! what do i have to do? (this is my first RP, so i am totally clueless)

I have to be a character?

[R Hunter]

Yep. State your attributes and name. Go wild.:)

[actionwebgamer]

Until 5 posts are done, anyone is free to join. And now, time for the RP...
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Banjo,
As you may know, we haven't seen each other for a while. I suppose you've been busy on your "adventures". Anyway, I've been thinking we need to meet up again. I suppose such an "adventurer" as yourself would be interested. Come and find me, If you're up for it...
Blackjack
Blackjack shoves the letter into the mailbox.

BJ: What now? I suppose this will take a while...

Meanwhile, Banjo and Kazooie are down at Bottles' House.

Kazooie: Hurry up! We're starving!

Banjo: Kazooie!

Bottles: Hey Banjo, here's a letter for you!

He rips open the letter and read the message. Kazooie reads over his shoulder.

Banjo: Well, Kazooie, looks like it's time for another adventure!

Kazooie: Good thing, I couldn't stand another second in this dump.

Banjo: KAZOOIE!!

[Banjzooie]

I know I said I'd be the villain, but I changed my mind.
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On the Pikmin planet, in Banjzooie's house...

Banjzooie: *sigh* I'm bored...bored...bored...bored....

Ten minutes later...

Banjzooie: ...Bored...Bored...Bored...Bored....

Half an hour later...

BZ: I wish something would happen.

At that moment, BZ's house collapses.

BZ: *crawling out from under the rubble* Well, I guess I asked for it.

BZ looks around, but doesn't see the culprit anywhere.

BZ: This sucks... I'll have to room with someone else for a while. Of course, the only remotely intelligent life here is the Pikmin, and I doubt I'll fit in one of their onions. I know! I'll room with Banjo for a while. How long has it been since I've seen him? I'll just use the gray egg to teleport...

Sorry, you can't do that. This plotline is parallel to the one in the other two RPGs. You may have memories and weapons from the other RPGs, but you can't use SNS Eggs or Zodiac Powers.

BZ: Then how am I supposed to get off this planet?

At that moment, the Dolphin lands.

BZ: Of course! Hey, Olimar! How 'bout giving me a lift?

Olimar: Sure.

Olimar takes BZ to BK's planet, in front of Banjo's house.

BZ: Thanks, Olimar.

Olimar: Anytime. Bye now!

The Dolphin blasts off into space, back to Hocotate. BZ goes into Banjo's house.

BZ: Hmm... Banjo's not home. Maybe he went to Bottles' house?

BZ starts making his way to Bottles' house.
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Since this is parallel to the other RPGs, like I said, none of the powers from the others will work.

[DevilBottles]

Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
Description: I am Devil Bottles. Enough said.
Likes: Video Games, possessing things.
Dislikes: Pop-ups!
Ability: Possession
Location: ... ... ... In your brain! Get it? Never mind.
Relatives: I once had relatives....

That should be good.

[R Hunter]

In Grunty's Lair a cloaked figure is reading though all of her spellbooks.

R Hunter: Hmm interesting...

Suddenly R has an uneasy feeling

R Hunter: Odd, meh it's probably nothing.

Going back to reading R doesn't notice someone sneaking up behind him...

???: Die!

R Hunter: Hm?

The assassin leaps toward R Hunter but is frozen solid by ice magic. Only his head is unfrozen.

R Hunter: Frost.

R approaches the attacker

R Hunter: Who sent you after me?

???: It won't matter. I didn't come alone.

Suddenly chanting is heard outside

???: Inferno!

R Hunter: Great...

Grabbing all the books he can R warps outside just as a massive fireball hits the Lair, melting it instantly. R looks around but can find no trace of the spellcaster...

R Hunter: Hmm...

R walks away headed for Jiggywiggy's Temple

[actionwebgamer]

Banjo and Kazooie are on an exciting adventure.

Banjo: This sure is an exciting adventure, huh, Kazooie?

Kazooie: We've been walking for 3 hours. How is that exciting?

Banjo: It's a long way to Ice Mountain, Kazooie.

Kazooie: I wish this was like in our normal adventures where we go into a tree and suddenly we're somewhere else.

Banjo: Sorry, we don't have enough jiggies for that.

Kazooie: That settles it! We're seeing Jiggywiggy!

Banjo: But, Kazooie...

Kazooie: But, Kazooie what?

Banjo: *sigh*

Meanwhile, Blackjack is waiting for them.

BJ: Heha, here they come... Boy, I have a lot of spare time on my hands!

Jinjo: Weeeh, Jinjo!

BJ: No, Moops, I don't see any jinjos with them...

Moops: Help!

[R Hunter]

Reaching Jiggywiggy's temple R enters and talks with him.

R Hunter: (reaching into a satchel) I believe this is the book you requested...

Jiggywiggy: Ah yes the "Tome of the Jiggy" this was stolen by the witches long ago. You have my thanks.

R Hunter: No problem.

Jiggywiggy: Here is the other half of your payment, as we agreed. (hands R a bag with gold coins)

R Hunter: Pleasure doing business with you.

Leaving the temple R has a grin on his face, a very common sight.

R Hunter: Not only did I earn some cash but as an added bonus I have all of Grunty's books. Well excluding Cheato...maybe he's at Cauldron Keep? Teleportra!

R warps over to Cauldron Keep.

R Hunter: This place's been abandonded for a while now so I should be in the clear...

No such luck because as soon as he enters he encounters a mob of monsters. They were also left behind just like the keep so they're none too pleased see a visitor.

R Hunter: Uh hi guys. I'm just here to check out the library and...

Monsters: RAAAAAAGH!!

R Hunter: *sighs* Well i've been in worse...

The mob rushes him

[Banjzooie]

BZ arrives at Bottle's house.

BZ: Bottles, is Banjo here with you?

Bottles: Afraid not, BZ. He just left for some place called Ice Mountain or something...

BZ: Is it far away?

Bottles: Miles. You'd better hustle if you want to catch up with them; they've been gone for three hours now.

BZ: Miles?! Three hours? *sigh* Well, even if I can't use my powers from the other RPGs, I can still catch up with them in a matter of seconds. Take a look at this technique I've been perfecting, Bottles.

Bottles: What is it?

BZ: You'll see...*unsheaths the Master Sword* Plot Hole!

The Master Sword glows, and BZ slashes the air, literally cuting a hole in reality. Through the plot hole, him and Bottles see Banjo and Kazooie heading for Ice Mountain.

BZ: See ya Bottles. *jumps through the plot hole*

Bottles: Bye, BZ.

Back on the path to Ice Mountain...

Banjo: No, we are not going to go see Jiggywiggy! It'd take us another three hours to get back! We've come to far to just turn around!

Kazooie: What I say, GOES. No questions asked.

A hole in reality then opens in front of them, and BZ jumps out.

Kazooie: AAAAHHH!!! It's a monster, a hybrid, a freak! I don't wanna die!

Banjo: That's not a monster... Well, okay, maybe it is...(BZ: Hey!) But its not a monster you need to be afraid of, its just BZ.

Kazooie: BZ...? Oh, it's you! That freak who's joined us on the last two RPGs! I wasn't scared, I was just...um...pretending.

BZ: Right... So how ya been, Banjo? Haven't seen ya in a while.

Banjo: Oh, can't complain. Same ol', same ol'... Same ol' Bottles, same ol' Spiral Mountain, same ol' loud mouth Kazooie...

Kazooie: Same ol' lazy Banjo sleeping for days at a time...

Banjo: Yeah, that too-Hey! I am not lazy!

Kazooie: If the shoe fits...

Banjo: I don't wear any shoes, so HA! Anyway, how've you been, BZ? How are the Pikmin doing?

BZ: The Pikmin are doing great, there must be millions of them now. They're not usually a problem, though they do rack up my satellite and internet bills... As for me... Well, I'm okay, but my house collapsed on itself! While I was in it!

Banjo: Ouch! That bites!

Kazooie: *laughing hysterically* That is effing hilarious! How often does that happen?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Banjo: KAZOOIE!!!

BZ: Forget her. I'll get another house... Somehow. In the meantime, I'd like to room with you.

Kazooie: Sorry, our house barely has room for me, Banjo and Tooty. We don't have enough room for freaks.

Banjo: KAZOOIE!!! *punches Kazooie in the face* Today is a red-letter day for her foul beak... Sure, you can room with me. But we're kinda on an adventure right now, we're going to Ice Mountain. Kazooie here wanted to go to Jiggywiggy's another three hour-trip back...

BZ: Not if I can help it. I've recently learned to cut Plot Holes in reality using the Master Sword. That's how I got here, and I could just as easily use it to take us to Jiggywiggy's.

Banjo: But I thought that you needed the Gray Egg or the Squall Armor in order to use the sword, and those are both unusable in this plotline. What are you powering it with?

BZ: *pulls out a tiny, ruby-colored sphere* This. I found it buried in the Pikmin planet's soil, with the help of the Pikmin themselves. Can't say I know what it is, but its powerful enough to fuel the Master Sword. I just have to hope no one will steal this jem, because the Master Sword will become useless if they do. So, do you guys want to go back to Jiggywiggy's?

Kazooie: No way! Why don't you use that Plot Hole skill thing to take us to the top of Ice Mountain?

BZ: Sure thing! Plot Hole!

BZ slashes a Plot Hole in reality, and him and BK jump through, immediately at the summit of Ice Mountain. They find Blackjack, who's been waiting for them.

Blackjack: Hey there, Banjo, how'd you get here so fast? And who's that-...

Blackjack and Moops stare at BZ, and the color drains from their faces.

Blackjack and Moops: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *they hide behind a rock*

Kazooie: ...I think you scared them away, BZ.

BZ: The curse of being a hybrid... Who was that guy, anyway?

Banjo: That's Blackjack, a friend of mine. And that Jinjo with him is Moops. It's okay, Blackjack, you can come on out!

Blackjack: *peering from behind the rock* B-b-but...Freaky...Bear...Bird...hybrid-thing....

Banjo: It's okay, he's with us. This is Banjzooie. He's a clone of me and Kazooie created by Klungo in a freak accident.

Blackjack: Well then, nice to meet you, BZ! *comes out from behind the rock and extends his hand*

BZ: Nice to meet you too! *shakes Blackjack's hand with his wing*

Banjo: So... What is it you wanted to meet us here for, Blackjack?
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I'll leave BK and Blackjack's meeting up to you, A-Web (Easier to type then Actionwebgamer), because it seems like you have something planned for them. Yeah, creating Plot Holes is my new power.

[R Hunter]

Continuing where we left off...

R Hunter: Wrath!

A massive energy explosion rocks through the Keep wiping out every living thing inside except R Hunter.

R Hunter: *sighs* I hated to do that.

R walks through the Keep and finds Cheato.

Cheato: Oh thank you! Those monsters were keeping me trapped here!

R Hunter: No problem. I was wondering if you'd mind travelling with me? I enjoy reading rare books.

Cheato: Ah a book lover eh? Ok i'll travel with you.

R Hunter: Cool.

Cheato: Where're we headed?

R Hunter: Not so fast I want to check out the library...

Cheato: Destroyed in the battle between Banjo and the Hag 1 sadly.

R Hunter: Aw...oh well I guess we'll head over to my home in Gaia's Woods.
Teleportra!

R Hunter and Cheato warp from the keep to R's home. as you can expect it's full of books, neatly shelved and organized.

R Hunter: Let's add these...(takes out books taken from Grunty's Lair)

Cheato: There must be 1.000 years of knowledge here!

R Hunter: I love reading anicent books and texts.

Cheato: What's that small shack outside?

R Hunter: My lab. I'm also pretty good at inventing things. But my passion is learning magic.

Cheato: You're in luck, I contain some really powerful things.

R Hunter: Didn't you already give up everything to Banjo and Kazooie?

Cheato: Nope. I've saved the really good stuff in case of an emergency.

R Hunter: Hmm. Good to know.
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Ok here's the magic rules of the RPG.
There are 6 elements: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Light and Darkness.
Each has it's own special abilites.
Ice magic is contained within Water, Thunder within Air.
"Teleportra" is a combo of Light and Air magic
Up to you what you want to learn. :)

[actionwebgamer]

Back at Ice Mountain...

Blackjack: Listen, Banjo, I didn't write this in the letter, but... I need your help.

Banjo: For why?

Blackjack: Banjo, you know I've been on my own adventures before...

Banjo: Yeah, I loved your games! I don't care what Kazooie thinks,
"Black-Moops" was one of the classics!

Kazooie: Face it, Banjo, giants just don't make good final bosses.

Banjzooie: I liked that game...

Blackjack: Well, some, er - "things" have been attacking my house recently...

Kazooie: What kind of things, Blackface?

Blackjack: I dunno... They were wearing cloaks. But I think they're beyond what any moles can teach us, Banjo. They were strong. We're going to need more if we're going to defeat them...

Banjzooie: Hold on, Jack. How strong?

Blackjack: Do you know about the 6 elements, Banjo?

Banjo: I think so...

Blackjack: They were able to use all 6 elements... As you know, I have that Cyan egg...

Kazooie: That spinny thing with the question mark?

Blackjack: Yes. That gives me ice specialty.

Banjzooie: So we need all the eggs if we're going to beat them?

Blackjack: It's more complex than that...

[Ratabulous]

Yumblie, the Lord of Supreme Darkness (LSD,) is sitting on his throne of solid wax in the Zubba’s Hive. A dark figure approaches him.

Yumblie (Y): So, my apprentice, wht news have you of Banjo and Kazooie. Our "Party Crashers" have already tried destoying BZ, BlackJack, and R. Hunter.

Devil Bottels (DB): I was able to take possession of that idiot BlackJack. He tried to resist by blasting me with his Ice Specialty but my Darkness Magic was stronger. Writing a letter to Banjo and Kazooie, I was able to persuade them to go to Ice Mountain, just near Hammerhead Beach. Unfortunately, that freakish hybrid BZ interfered. In the hilt of his Master Sword lay a very powerful gem, stronger than my Darkness Magic. I was forced to leave BlackJack’s body and come back to you, Master.

Y: Damn it all! If only we were able to get close enough to them to see what they’re up to!

DB: Do not fret, Master. I have laid an informant in their ranks. It is one of our Minjos, impersonating a Jinjo friend of BlackJack’s named “Moops.”

Y: Is this spy capable? Will he blow our cover?

DB: I have upmost confidence in him. He is my best soldier.

Y: And what of the real Moops? What have you done with him?

DB: I have put him in this bag. DB tosses Y a bag that is squirming. Do what you will with it. If you don’t mind, Master, I must leave now. May the Darkness be with you.

Y: Muttering to himself. If they ever find out that the answer to SnS lies within Cheato, we’re ruined! Feeling a bit puckish. Where’s my lunch? And it had better not be Sushi…or Sushimi!

[R Hunter]

Back in Gaia's Woods...

R Hunter: Hm...

Cheato: What is it?

R Hunter: We've got visitors. Lots of visitors...

Walking outside...R is outnumbered 10 to 1. Yumblie's black wizards surround the small house.

R Hunter: Well...dang.

Wiz 1: Wrath! (Wrath is a combo of Fire and Darkness. It uses a fraction of the caster's lifeforce to explode the air around thier foes.)

R Hunter is seemingly blown up. However...

R Hunter: Shield.

A barrier surrounds R Hunter which absorbed the brunt of the blast.

R Hunter: Ok i'm bored. Extinction.

Using all of the Dark Energy he holds inside R Hunter lets loose a massive wave of energy, turning the wizards into powder but draining himself almost to the brink of death

R Hunter: Gotta...save that....for a crisis.

Cheato: They seemed to be after you. Did they look familiar?

R Hunter: I can't say I remember them. I make 95% of the people I meet angry.

Cheato: Perhaps we should do some reasearch?

R Hunter: Ok.

The two head inside to find out who the wizards were working for.

[actionwebgamer]

Meanwhile, back at Ice Mountain...

Kazooie: Complex what?

BZ: Did this guy die or something?

BJ: Self-Destruct!

Blackjack's body explodes in a icy rush, and dark magic pours out of him, leaving fog around the area.

Banjo: Question mark?

Moops: Oh, um, that's normal. He forgot to take his medicine today...

Moops presses a button on his watch and it turns into a walkie-talkie.

Moops (into the walkie-talkie): We've got a problem...

[Ratabulous]

I know this isn't RPG related, but, at the same time, it is. My family is going to Indiana for a week or so. Keep going on without me. (Of course, don't get TOO far ahead! :-)

ps: Remember, I don't like honey-eating bears/hybrids, (BZ, Banjo, or BlackJack, maybe even RareBK,) sushi, or carnies.

[R Hunter]

Returning to Gaia's Woods...

R Hunter: Seems that those guys were working for Yumblie.

Cheato: He hunts for the secret to SnS right?

R Hunter: So i've heard.

Cheato: Why's he after you?

R Hunter: Oddly enough I don't think I was the main reason they were here...

Cheato: Me then. I do hold lots of anicent knowledge.

R Hunter: Well then i'd better keep you safe.

Cheato: Travelling with me will cause you to be in constant danger...

R Hunter: (grinning) Nothing new. Now then...

R shrinks Cheato to the size of a normal book and places him into his satchel, along with a few other books.

R Hunter: Ok?

Cheato: (in a somewhat tiny voice) Ok.

R Hunter: First stop is Ice Mountain, i've heard someone there has the Cyan Egg, It is the legendary amplifier of all Water Magic. Ice is boosted slighty higher though.
Teleportra!

R warps to Ice Mountain, in a stroke of luck right behind Moops so he can hear everything he's saying

Moops: (hushed) The Blackjack double has exploded, what do I do now?

R Hunter: (to himself) Hmm...that's no Jinjo..

Voice: Lead them to the fool's house we'll ambush them there.

Moops: (hushed) Roger.

R Hunter: None of my concern.

R sees Banjo, Kazooie and BZ all about to fall into an ambush.

R Hunter: *sighs* I'm too soft.

Moving to BJ's house R finds thirty Zubba's lying in wait for the others. He takes refuge behind a large snow bank

R Hunter: (whispers) I'll even the odds. Tundra!

Calling up a massive blizzard R freezes 15 of the 30 Zubbas

R Hunter: They should be able to handle that many.

R continues to hide, intending to watch this play out.

[actionwebgamer]

We can't RP with just 2 people... Where is everybody?

[RareBK]

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Outside the Infimary

Eclipse" Sir, an E-mail from your sister!"

RBK "Really? Okay!"

Aura " Hi bro, I need you to meet me on my command ship soon!"

RBK " Eclpse, take care of Myst"
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Read what R Hunter wrote after my arm got cut off in the other RPG, youll find out what happened before

[Banjzooie]

You're doing this RPG as a side quest to the current one, right RBK? Just keep in mind that this RPG is on a different plotline, so you can't use your Zodiac powers in this RPG like you can in the other one.

EDIT: We'll say that you have the ability to travel between the two plotlines, unlike the me and R, who are simply living both at once. Make sure to mention in the story when you're traveling between the two so people don't get confused.

[Ratabulous]

As it turns out, I still have time to make one more post!!!
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Yumblie the Lord of Supreme Darkness (LSD,) is pacing around his throne room, interrogating Moops the Jinjo.

Y: So, Moops, if that IS your real name, what can you tell me about your friend BlackJack?

Moops (Moo): Go to hell, you stupid insect!

Y: How dare you speak to me that way! Suddenly the room turns icy cold. Frigideath! (Frigideath is a combination of Ice and Darkness magic, which renders its victim near death from cold.) Several seconds pass, then the room becomes normal again.

Moo: You can’t perform magic can you, Yumblie? Yumblie starts to sweat.

Y: Umm…of course I can perform magic!!! What do you take me for, a Lord of Regular Darkness (LRD)?

Moo: Well, I thought I was supposed to freeze to death…

Y: Umm…you were. I…just decided not to freeze you, that’s all!

Moo: In his knowing way. Mm-hmm. So, mister LRD, you have no magic powers at all?

Y: Of course I have…

Moo: I also noticed that you only have three toes on your left foot.

Y: Umm, actually bees don’t have any toes.

Moo: Aha! I knew it all along! Your not really a bee! You’re a Wasp!

Y: Alright, I admit it. I just…wait a second, what does it matter?

Moo: Because, if your not a bee, you cannot possibly be Yumblie, the Bee-Lord of Supreme Darkness!

Y: Err…I don’t see what you mean. Sweating.

Moo: You’re not Yumblie, your Grumblie the Wasp-Lord of Regular Darkness!

Y: Sobbing. Alright, I admit it! I had my men kill Yumblie so that I could take the title. I’m sorry, I’m…wait a second, what does any of this matter?

Moo: Not listening. If you have no magic powers at all, that means that I am more powerful than you!

Y: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! How could you POSSIBLY be stronger than me? You’re a Jinjo!

Moo: I may just be a Jinjo, but like all Jinjos I have very strong Air and Light Magic. Prepare to be destroyed, Grumblie! Eluminarious! (Eluminarious is a powerful Light Magic spell used to Exorcize Dark Magic users.) A blingding bolt of cytoplasmic energy bursts forth from the Jinjos eyes. It explodes throughout Grumblies system. Suddenly, the spell disappears, as if sucked up.

Y: Evilly grinning. You fool! I possess the Ancient Black Mysterey Egg! Grumblie pulls out a small Black-coloured egg with a question mark on it. It has the power to absorb and reverse all magic it comes in contact with! Eluminarious Reversio! A purple thumderbolt snakes from the egg with blinding speed and before Moops has time to react, the Reversed Light Spell hits him. All is now quiet, save for Moops’ sizzling body lying on the ground. Now, arise my faithful warrior, and meet your daddy! Slowly Moops rises from the ground, His body black, his eyes made of Onyx.

Moo: What would you have me do, Master?

Y: Tell me everything you know…

TO BE CONTINUED…NEXT WEEK!

[Ratabulous]

OK, I got bored, and we haven't left yet, because my dad got called in late. Enjoy!

[R Hunter]

I got nothing until the group heads to BJ's house. Ah well...(filps on GBA and plays Megaman & Bass)

[actionwebgamer]

I can't think of anything... RareBK, DevilBottles, anyone....

[Banjzooie]

BZ, Banjo, Kazooie and the Moops doppleganger are heading to Blackjack's house. A wasp flies out of a nearby hive.

BZ: AAAAAHHHH!!! A BEE!!! *hides behind a rock*

Kazooie: That's not a bee, it's a wasp, stupid!

BZ: Bees, wasps, yellow jackets, it doesn't matter to me, I'm mortally afraid of them! *cowering*

Wasp: *holding a miniature walky-talky* Master Grumblie sir!

Back in Grumblie's lair...

Moops: Master, the first thing you should know is...

Grumblie: Hold on, I'm getting a message from one of my spies!

Wasp: Master Grumblie sir! You need not fear the hybrid, despite the power of the gem in his sword! He is afraid of bees, afraid of us!

Grumblie: This will work out well. If what you say is true, then the ambush ahead will make quick work of him.

Back on the path to Blackjack's house...

Kazooie: I can't believe this. You've beat LeGeNdArY bAnjO eGgS, Nanoshape, MPATT, Dark Bregull, and all their little minions, but you're afraid of a tiny wasp... You're pathetic. *shoots an egg at the wasp*

Wasp: Yes, master, they're nearing the ambush right-Agh! *hit by the egg and squished, leaving the tiny walky-talky to fall to the ground*

Grumblie: Spy? Do you copy? Probably wasn't watching where he was flying and crashed into a tree... Oh well. So, Moops, you were about to tell me everything you know...

Banjo: The wasp's gone now, BZ.

BZ: ...Good. Let's keep moving.

The group arrives at Blackjack's house, and are attacked by a swarm of fifteen Zubba bees.

BZ: *white-faced* Fif-....Fifteen...bees...*faints*

Kazooie: Wimp. Now let's crash this party!

Banjo and Kazooie face off against the zubbas...

[mrfleshcadge]

Hey! Can I join in?

[actionwebgamer]

Sure, we need all the help we can get.

[mrfleshcadge]

Please let there be more than 1 bad guy

Banjoid

Age: N/A
Gender: N/A
Description: A disguised robot version of Banjo(Like Mingy Jongo)powered by a ghost from Mad Monster Mansion.
Likes: Killing people
Dislikes: Banjo and Kazooie
Weaponry: Lazer Eyes, Blender, Almighty Fist.
Location: The dark depths of Mad Monster Mansion.
Relatives: None

[R Hunter]

Right since BZ's...indisposed right now...
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R Hunter: He doesn't seem to like bees...
*sighs* Looks as if I have no choice.

R Hunter leaps up from his hiding spot.

R Hunter: Insects hate smoke. Growva!

Growva is a spell of earth. It makes any and all plant life within 50 yrds of the spellcaster grow huge in an instant. And that's exactly what happens despite all the snow and ice. the plants surround the Zubbas

Banjo: (turning around) What?

Kazooie: Who is that?

R Hunter: Now for the fire. Blaze!

Blaze is a low level fire spell which burns a small area in front of the caster. But with the abundant plant life around them the fire spreads quickly creating a large amount of smoke. The Zubbas don't take this well...

Zubba 2: Ahhh! My eyes!

Zubba 5: It's no good my senses are blocked!

Zubba 14: Retreat!

The Zubbas all fly off leaving our heros staring in shock at R.

Banjo: Who're you?

R Hunter: Hm?

Kazooie: Answer us!

R Hunter: I'm someone who will give you a tip. That's not Moops.

BK look at Moops who's backing away slowly.

Moops: I have no idea what you're talking about...

R Hunter: Honestirio.

This spell of light makes the victim completely unable to lie, unless they want to feel mind numbing pain that is...

R Hunter: Feel free to ask him whatever you please the spell will last for half an hour.

R turns to leave

Banjo: Wait!

Kazooie: You never told us your name!

R Hunter: Teleportra.

R warps away leaving our heros somewhat shaken...

[mrfleshcadge]

right my character starts

Somewhere in the depths of Mad Monster Mansion...

Klungo: Me finisssh new project! Fake Banjo isss done, lotsss of fun to be had with fake!klungo laughs.

Klungo: Hope thisss worksss unlinke earlier. Never ssseen sssuch ssscary thing! Klungo still can't sssleep!

He walks over to a perfect copy of Banjo, motionless on a table...

Klungo: Yesss thisss will work.

klungo presses a switch that makes the Banjo come alive...

Klungo: Yay! Klungo not faliure! Fake Banjo...

Banjoid: LIVES! Finally I have a body again, thanks to you Klungo!

Klungo: Yay! Letsss go fool people!

Banjoid: Do you really think I am so happy to have a body again so I can go playing jokes? No. You are stupid Klungo, a was a ghost, an Evil ghost in matter of fact. I want revenge, revenge on whoever stole the SnS egg from the cellar! That power was mine once, I want it back! Now you have made that possible!

Klungo: SssnSss egg? What do you mean?

Banjoid: You know nothing stupid minion!

Banjoid picks up Klungo and throws him against a wall...

Banjoid: For this job I need weapons. Powerful weapons, anything you can come up with!

Klungo: Yesss sssir.

Klungo starts to get to work making ajustments to Banjoid...

[RareBK]

At least I know now that it isnt just me and Myst who can use spells!
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On the Command ship..

RBK" Why did you bring me here Aura?"

A" Brother, a new foe has arrived!'

RBK " but but...!"

Aura" I know your still fighting another enemy, but you have to do this okay!"

RBK" But but my arm hurts real bad!

Aura" RARE...!"

Aura pushes RBK into a ship and sets course for BJ's house.
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[actionwebgamer]

Ah'm back!
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The questioning begins...

Banjo: On the night of Jan. 15, 2000, were you in fact wearing a hoopskirt?

Moops?: Yes- I, uh, mean, N-Yes... Rrrgh...

Banjo&Kazooie: HAHAHHAHAH!!!!

Kazooie: Ask him something else! Ask him something else!

Suddenly, an eship crashes into BJ's house.

Banjo: An eship?

The Spac is silent.

Aura: Where's the evil?

Kazooie: Sorry, he just left.

RBK: OK! Well, I guess we'd better leave then, bye!

Aura: Not so fast...

A weird portal opens, and someone steps out.

Banjoid: I feel better than ever!

*cue generic shocked sequence*

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You can make this out however you want.

[mrfleshcadge]

After klungo had finished Banjoids upgrades...

Banjoid: Hmm, what have you exactly given me to use?

Klungo: Well Sssir, your fissstsss now have the ssstrength of ten.

Banjoid: Good. Carry on.

Klungo: If you ssstare at thingsss reeaal hard, you can fire lazersss from your eyesss!

Banjoid: You mean like this...

Banjoid stares at an old pipe, then suddenly two beams shoot out of his eyes. The beams hit the pipe causing it to explode.

Banjoid: I'm impressed! Why could you have not come up with stuff like this for Gruntlida?

Klungo: Erm....Dunno. But there isss alssso a ssspinning blade from your wrissst sssir.

Banjoid: Exelent! Banjoid Laughs menacingly.

Banjoid: Right Klungo is there anything I need to know about my body? What it runs off? Weaknesses?

Klungo: Welll sssir, your ghossst ssself is powering your body and I don't actually think there are any weaknessssesss. The more powerfull your ghossst sssself isss, the more powerfull your body isss.

Banjoid: I bid you farewell dear Klungo! Thank you for giving me a body. I have a job to do!

Klungo: Before you go. I have heard a Bear named Blackjack hasss the Cyan egg you are looking for.

Banjoid: Really?

Klungo: Yesss. I have made thisss device that enablesss you to travel anywhere you wisssh sssir, it will help you to find him.

Klungo picks up a spherical object, presses a button on it and a time wormhole appears.

Klungo: Ssstep into thisss sssir and you will be on your way.

Banjoid: I will be taking that as well then.

Banjoid gets the sphere opens a panel on him and and puts it inside.

Banjoid: Farewell.

Banjoid jumps through the wormhole taking him to Blackjacks house...

[R Hunter]

In another area of Banjo's world, known as Jiggy City...

Cheato: What are we doing here?

R Hunter: It seems that the Cyan egg and the one carrying it wern't there. So I'm looking for the egg of Fire. I heard that a local musem is showing off a rare red egg today.

Cheato: You mean the Red "?" Egg?

R Hunter: My guess.

Cheato: Um how are we going to get it?

R Hunter: I plan on borrowing it.

Cheato: (in hushed voice) YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL IT!?

R Hunter: For now yes. But I do plan on returning it at some point. It would be safer with us right?

Cheato: You're right. But the guard must be intense around it!

R Hunter: Leave that to me...
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Will I succeed in my plan to steal the Red Egg? Find out later! ;)

[RareBK]

Umm Banjoid is at Bk house
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RBK" .... Banjoid...."

Aura" What?'

RBK's eyes glow, he charges at BJ and chokes him with his metal arm. RBK throws him against the house.

RBK " Finally, I have redeemed myself!"

RBK falls to the ground and passes out.
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Split personalitities?

[mrfleshcadge]

Right im confused. Ah im so confused i don't feel like doing this anymore! :mad:

[Banjzooie]

Ditto. Was BJ Banjoid or Blackjack?

[mrfleshcadge]

Yeh thats the what i want to know! RareBK said that Banjoid was supposed to be at BKs house. probly this was meant to be BJs Black jacks house? BJ has been the abriviation for blackjack since this started. hey anyway didn't blackjack blow up or somthing?

[R Hunter]

No that was a fake. as for nameing issues how's about BJ (Blackjack) and BD (Banjoid)?

[mrfleshcadge]

kk winge over. lets get back

[R Hunter]

The blackjack that blew up. BJ was kidnapped by Yumblie and a fake was sent in his place. But aparently he's back now. Rejoice!

[actionwebgamer]

Yeeah... I'm kinda confused. Is Banjoid Grunty or something? What the what is he talking about?

[mrfleshcadge]

Banjoid is just an angry ghost form MMM put into a robot fake banjo like minjy jongo. He is angry coz the cyan egg has been stolen. he is now on his way to get the Cyan egg from blackjack. By force...

[R Hunter]

Banjoid is an evil banjo robot. Kind of like Mingy Jongo. We'd better sort this out or this RPG ain't going nowhere. :\ And that would be a shame.

[actionwebgamer]

I'm making the next part of the RP a comic strip for... Reasons, so while I'm doing it, we're going to sort out the RP. Everybody post what their character is doing at the moment.

Blackjack:
Status: Recently returned from the dead, don't ask, It'll all make sense soon
Location: Blackjack's House
Inventory: Cyan Egg
Extra Notes: Apparently, Banjoid and Blackjack are both back at the house now, correct?

[mrfleshcadge]

Right then lets just carry off from when the ship has crashed at BJs house.

[actionwebgamer]

Hey, RBK, who and what is Aura?

[R Hunter]

R Hunter
Status: Planning the theft of the Red "?" Egg.
Location: Jiggy City
Inventory: Cheato, some books and a sword.

[mrfleshcadge]

Banjoid
Status: Going through a time wormhole to BJs house
Lacation: time Wormhole
Inventory: Jump Sphere( This is an object that creates time wormholes to get to other places quickly. Like BZs master sword)

[actionwebgamer]

Here is a comic of RBK's post, yeah it sucks but I whipped it up fast.
http://neko.dyndns.org/~kevin/images/great%20idea%20comic%20edition.GIF

[mrfleshcadge]

RBK" .... Banjoid...."

Aura" What?'

RBK's eyes glow, he charges at BJ and chokes him with his metal arm. RBK throws him against the house.

RBK " Finally, I have redeemed myself!"

RBK falls to the ground and passes out.
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Split personalitities?

Kazooie: What the hell was that all about?

Aura: I..don't..know?

Banjo: Why did he go unconsious? I think we should take him to see a doctor.

Aura: Yes good idea. Banjoid? What the heck? Never seen him before. Odd very odd.

Banjo: Hey lets go get Mumbo. He's helped us out many times, hes bound to know what is wrong with him.

Aura: Il stay with Rare while you are away.

Banjo: Ok.

Banjo and kazooie go head out to find Mumbo.

There is movement from where Banjoid was thrown into the house.

Banjoid: (in a metalic voice) I won't go down that easily!!

Aura; Oh no...

[RareBK]

.... Auras my sister in the BK world, you know I'm a jinjo, she is pale blue...
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In Mumbo's hut...

RBK *Wakes up* what in the fricken Stop n' swop happened"

Aura" ..... Rare, you flipped out and smashed Banjoid into the wall!"

Mumbo" Jinjo freak out, mind change."

RBK jumps up and leaves.

RBK gets a sudden voice in his head.

???" Destroy Banjoid now young one..."

RBK " GET OUT OF MY HEAD FREAK!"

Suddenly a spirit forms in front of him

RBK" NO! IT CANT BE!..........."
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It has to be something related to my past, like an old enemy, make it up if you wish!

[actionwebgamer]

http://neko.dyndns.org/~kevin/images/gice.GIF

Rare: No! It can't be... YUMBLIE!

Mumbo: Mumbo use magic to help stop ugly bee!

Mumbo's wand is zapped by a bolt of green lightning, and Blackjack magically appears in its place.

Kazooie: Hey look, It's that blackface guy!

Yumblie: Just another fool to wipe out...

In Blackjack's hand appears the Cyan Egg and the Ice Key. He jams the key into the egg, causing a powerful beam to fire at Yumblie.

---PFFOOOM---

Yumblie: aagggg...

He falls over, unconcious.

To bee continued...

[mrfleshcadge]

Back at Blackjack's house...

There is movement from where Banjoid was thrown at the wall...

Banjoid: (Banjoid's voice is now metalic) That stupid Jinjo thinks he can defeat me eh? He is badly mistaken!!!

Banjoid brings his arm up to the hole in the wall to get himself up

Banjoid: I shall hunt him down!

Suddenly there is static like a radio being tuned coming from banjoids wrist

Klungo: (very disrupted speach) Sssir? Sssir?

Banjoid; What?

Klungo: Good your ok ssir!

Banjoid: Klungo? What? How are you doing this?

Klungo: Klungo forgot to tell , put radio in ssir ssso i could contact if in trouble.

Banjoid: Right ok. Do you know where that Jinjo went?

Klungo: Yesss sssir I do. He has gone to sssee Mumbo.

Banjoid: Mumbo eh? Right send me the co-ordinates.

Klungo: Yesss sssir.

A few bleeps are heard from the radio then suddenly a time wormhole appears

Banjoid: I will not let him get away with this!

Banjoid gets up out of the house revealing his robotic form, his fake banjo disguise ruind from the attack. Banjoid then jumps into the time wormhole...

[RareBK]

http://neko.dyndns.org/~kevin/images/gice.GIF

Rare: No! It can't be... YUMBLIE!

Mumbo: Mumbo use magic to help stop ugly bee!

Mumbo's wand is zapped by a bolt of green lightning, and Blackjack magically appears in its place.

Kazooie: Hey look, It's that blackface guy!

Yumblie: Just another fool to wipe out...

In Blackjack's hand appears the Cyan Egg and the Ice Key. He jams the key into the egg, causing a powerful beam to fire at Yumblie.

---PFFOOOM---

Yumblie: aagggg...




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He falls over, unconcious.

To bee continued...
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Not really thinking it being yumblie, anywas it was a SPIRIT :confused: Yumblys not a spirit, nor can he posses

[mrfleshcadge]

why dont you continue then?

[Banjzooie]

Banjzooie:

Status: Currently unconsious in front of Blackjack's house.
Inventory: Master Sword, powered by a strange jem in the hilt, that, if stolen, will make the sword useless.
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BZ wakes up, after the zubba battle and the Banjoid battle.

BZ: Oooog... Banjo? Kazooie? They're gone! But at least the bees are gone too... Hm, I'm sensing that a wormhole was recently opened here. I'll open it back up with the Master Sword.

BZ sticks the Master Sword where Banjoid's wormhole was a second ago, and re-opens it. He jumps inside and catches up with Banjoid, still on his way to Mumbo's.

Banjoid: Huh?! How did you get into my wormhole?

BZ: Easy. I opened it up with the Master Sword.

Banjoid: Get out of here. I'm on my way to Mumbo's to destroy RBK, and it would be nice if you wouldn't interfere.

BZ: RBK's my friend. You're not killing him! *unsheathes his Master Sword*

Banjoid and BK start fighting. Then the wormhole opens up in Mumbo's Skull, and the two of them fall out, still fighting.

Mumbo: Huh? What going on here?

RBK: Is that BZ? And isn't that the thing I fought earlier?

[mrfleshcadge]

The fight continues...

Banjoid: Its you! The one who thinks he can destroy me!

BZ: I would watch what you are doing if I were you!

BZ swings the master sword at Banjoid's head. When the sword hits it just bounces off.

BZ: What?

Banjoid: It is going to take more than that to beat me!

Banjoid punches BZ in the stomach causing him to hit the wall and get knocked out

Banjoid: Mwahaha! Resistance is futile!

BJ: NEVER!!!

BJ does his ice key and egg thing again but at Banjoid. The beam hits but something else happens...
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He does not die! Make up what happens. But it has to be related to him wanting the Cyan egg!

[R Hunter]

Back with me...
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Inside Jiggy City's Historical Museum...a large tour group are viewing all the different exibits it holds.

Guide: And this is one of the pages of the legendary book Cheato!

Group: Ohhhhh Ahhhhhhh...

Cheato: (hushed) If it's not too much trouble can you pick that up too?

R Hunter: No problem. But I thought BK had returned all your pages in BT and Banjo-Pilot?

Cheato: Nope. I have more pages then it'd seem.

Guide: And here's a mural of an anicent evil dragon fighting a armored warrior...

Little kid: What an idiot! I hope the dragon ate him whole!

R Hunter:...

Cheato: I saw where his mother parked, get him there.

Mother: Hush dear.

Guide: And here's our prize exhibit: The Legendary Red "?" Egg!

As you could expect many picture are taken along with many ooooooo's and ahhh's

Elderly man: Do you know what it does?

Guide: Unfortunetly we have yet to discover it's true purpose. However we have discovered that many anicent people believed that this egg could produce flames and heat.

R Hunter: Showtime.

Cheato: How exactly do you intend to do this?

R Hunter: Stopraha!

This spell of light and earth makes time stop for a brief period.

R Hunter: Like that.

Cheato: Still they'll get suspicious when they find it gone.

R Hunter: Not if they think it's still here.

Reaching into his satchel R removes a spellbook and reads an incantation, as he finishes a copy of the Red egg appears next to him.

R Hunter: This fake holds no power but it looks exactly like the Red egg. This should
suffice until I can return it.

Switching the two eggs R unfreezes time and returns to the tour group.

Guide: I'm sorry did you say something sir?

R Hunter: Yes where did you discover the egg?

Guide: In the area known as Mystery Ruins.

R Hunter: Keep that in mind on our way out. while we're leaving i'll also pick up your page.

Cheato: Right.
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Mystery Ruins should be everyone's next goal. Keep in mind that there are things there that aren't happy the Red Egg was taken.

[mrfleshcadge]

right don't bother finishing my bit

Back at Mumbos skull, something weird is about to happen...

The beam from blackjacks egg hits Banjoid. But....

BJ: What? Nothing happened?

Banjoid: Mwahaha! the egg you posses contains MY power! You stole it from the mansion, didn't you!!! GRRRAAAAA-A-A-A-A!

Banjoid leaps at blackjack causing him to fall over and dropping the Cyan Egg with the Ice Key still in it..

Banjoid: It was foolish to take it! Now you shall die!

Banjoid picks up the Egg with the key in it. This causes time wormhole to appear...

BJ: What?

Banjoid: Same here! But anyway.. So long suckers!!!

Banjoid goes in to the time wormhole..
In the wormhole...

Banjoid: What the hell where is this taking me? Klungo?

The time wormhole appears at a strange ruin, chuking Banjoid out...

[mrfleshcadge]

is anyone else going to add to this???

[R Hunter]

*places electro paddles to the chest of the RPG.* Clear! I'll post later today.

[mrfleshcadge]

LOL! This rpg has been dead for ages.

[R Hunter]

Then let it live.
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R walks away from the museum which is now a pile of rubble. People are running around freaked out of thier minds.

Cheato: Why did you do that?

R: I put up with that kid as long as I could. Not anymore.

Cheato: But BLOWING up the museum!?

R: Remember the Red Egg amplifiys all fire magic. To be honest I didn't put that much power into my Blaze. 2% at the most.

Cheato: So the egg turned 2 into 20?

R: Yep. And I think that's just the tip of what it can do. But anyways here's your page. *places the page into his satchel where cheato places it back where it belongs.* And none of the artifacts were destroyed, I got them and everyone inside out in time.

Cheato: Thank heavens for that...

Earlier...

Guide: And here's a shard of the alloy from the giant robot that nearly destroyed the planet. Thankfully we were all saved by the Astral Knights.

Kid: They got lucky. Besides thier most powerful guy's pushing up daises right now. Heh heh heh...

R: (restraining from setting the kid ablaze) Can I get him NOW!?

Cheato: (muffled) NO! Keep calm.

Kid: (laughing) He's worm food by now!

R: Think happy thoughts...think happy thoughts...

Guide: And here's a picture of all the knights standing together...

Kid: What's with the freak in the yellow armor? (BZ)

R: Aw that did it.

Cheato: No no!

R: Nah insulting me's one thing but insulting my friends marks you for death. BLAZE!!

R torches the entire museum thanks to the Red Egg. However by using Temprala (light/dark, slows or completely stops time.) he moved everything out of the building before anything was lost. With the museum toasted R warps away to Mystery Ruins.
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Hey this RPG has potential. I won't abandon it while it's in a coma.

[RareBK]

At Mumbo's

The ground starts to shake

RBK:Whats happening.. ?

Mumbo: Me not know!

Suddenly, a Giant Dragon thingy comes out of the ground....

RBK : Aw crap...

[mrfleshcadge]

At Mystery Ruins...

Banjoid gets up from the ground

Banjoid: What the hell? Where am I?

Banjoid looks around.

Banjoid: Into his radio Klungo? Klung? Damn it!

Banjoid walks up to the once great temple. All of a sudden some statues come alive...

Statue 1: There is another intruder!

Staue 2: Yes, probly here to steal the last relic.

Banjoid: Confused What? I did not steal any relic!

Statue 3: Don't lie! DESTROY HIM!

The three statues surround Banjoid, outnumbering him

Banjoid: Lets fight.

The statues reveal swords and charge at Banjoid, as they are about to hit, Banjoid reveals his wrist blade and shreds the swords.

Statue 1: Hmm, this is going to be harder than I expected.

The fight rages on...

[Banjzooie]

BZ wakes up...

BZ: Whuh... Where's that robot guy? And what's this dragon thing doing here?

Mumbo: Me stop dragon. Turn it into harmless lizard.

Mumbo charges up the spell, but is knocked aside by the black dragon's tail, causing him to shoot BJ with the spell instead. BJ the lizard glares at Mumbo angrily.

BJ: Way to go, Mumbo! Mind changing me back?

Mumbo: Um... Mumbo no remember spell for changing back.

BJ: What?!

Mumbo: Maybe it... This one? *uses a random spell*

BJ: *turns into a seal* Definitely not.

Mumbo: How about... This one? *uses another spell, which turns BJ into a fly*

Meanwhile, BZ tries to attack the dragon, using his wings to fly up to the dragon, trying to slice him with the Master Sword. Apparently the dragon's scales are too thick for the sword to cut through. The dragon lunges at BZ and grabs the mysterious ruby out of the hilt of his sword, and swallows it.

BZ: No! The Master Sword's dull and useless now!

Mumbo: This one? *BJ is turned into a mouse* No, not this one...

The dragon glows a bright red, its power enhanced by the ruby. It grows two times in size, destroying Mumbo's hut. It's fire breath, all ready deadly, becomes even worse, as it shows BZ by showering him in its fire.

BZ: *cough cough* *flat on the ground* Apparently... That ruby is associated with the element of... fire. It has to be, even though the ruby enhances all the user's powers it couldn't possibly increase his firepower as much as it did if fire wasn't its element.

Mumbo: ...This? *BJ turns into an elephant* Guess not.

RBK: Take this! *punches the dragon with his robotic arm, with no effect*... Ow... Okay, try this on for size! *his robotic arm turns into a plasma gun, but when he shoots the dragon the plasma ricochets off the scales, right back at RBK* Gah!

Mumbo: ...This one? *BJ turns into a zombie* No.

Kazooie: Hope you like grenade eggs! *shoots a grenade egg at the dragon, but the small explosion doesn't even phase it*

Mumbo: ...Maybe this one... *BJ turns into a giraffe* Definitely not...

The dragon stops glowing red and glows yellow instead. It somehow creates a tornado, which BZ, RBK, Aura, Banjo, and Kazooie get caught in. It then strikes them all with lightning. The tornado ceases and drops the three of them to the ground.

RBK: How is it creating tornadoes and lightning?!

Mumbo: It must be this one!

The spell hits BJ and he turns into a... Dragon!

BJ: This transformation might actually help. Hey! You! Dragon! Why don't you pick on something your own size?

The dragon, apparently accepting the challenge, rushes forward and bites BJ on the leg. BJ bites the dragon in the ribs, causing it to let go of his leg as it howls in pain. BJ then scratches its neck, but the dragon retaliates with a lightning bolt. He creates a gust of wind as well, but while it blows BZ, Aura, Banjo, Kazooie, RBK and Mumbo away, it is not strong enough to shift BJ's weight. Once the wind stops, BJ breathes fire in the dragon's face. The dragon turns red and retaliates with it's own fire, which is far stronger than BJ's with the ruby's help. BJ breathes his fire as hard as he can, and manages to keep the dragon's fire from overcoming him.

BJ (to himself): Can't... Keep this up... Much... Longer...

BJ stops breathing fire, ducks out of the way of the dragon's fire, and then kicks the dragon, hard, right in the stomach. The dragon stops breathing fire at this, and starts coughing. It coughs up tiny topaz gem. It tries to pick it up, but BJ grabs it and swallows it instead. He starts glowing yellow.

BJ: Woah! I feel like I have control over air and lightning all of a sudden!

[/b]BJ creates a gust of wind, with which he manages to knock the dragon off it's feet. Before it can get up, BJ strikes it with lightning, frying it. The dragon gets up wearily, glares at BJ, grabs the unconsious Yumblie, and flies off.[/b]

BZ: Yeah! You did it!

RBK: But how'd you manipulate the wind and lightning?

BJ: It has to have something to do with this topaz gem I swallowed. It's kinda like BZ's ruby gave the dragon enhanced fire abilties.

BZ: He got away with the ruby though...

Mumbo: Mumbo remember spell now. Me change BJ back into bear. Oo-ba-la-ka!

This time Mumbo's spell changes BJ back into his normal self.

BJ: Took you long enough.

Banjo: Cut him a little slack. If he hadn't accidentally turned you into a dragon, we never would've won.

BJ: I guess... *cough!*

Kazooie: Something wrong with you?

BJ coughs up the topaz.

Kazooie: Well we needed to see that... Gross.

BZ: Lemme see that thing!

BJ: I don't think you want it now that it's covered in...

BZ: *swipes the topaz* Doesn't matter!

BZ puts the topaz in the hilt of the Master Sword where the ruby used to be, and the blade sharpens again.

BZ: This gem is just as powerful as the ruby, but if I'm right...

The blade of the sword glows yellow. BZ slashes the air and a gust of wind blows in the direction he slashed. Making a downward stab, a bolt of lightning strikes the ground.

BZ: Now my sword can manipulate air and lightning. I wish I'd known that the ruby had fire powers, then I could've manipulated fire with the sword... But fire's not my element anyway. Air is.

BJ: Well, Banjo, Kazooie, how about you come back to my house?

Banjo: Sure.

Kazooie: I guess I'll come.

BJ: You guys are welcome to come too, if you want.

RBK: Sure, I'll come.

Aura: I go wherever you go, RBK.

Mumbo: Mumbo stay and fix hut.

BJ: What about you BZ? You coming?

BZ: No... I think I'm going to visit an old friend... Plot hole!

BZ creates a plot hole with the Master Sword and jumps through, to the ruins of the museum where R Hunter is, to ask him what he knows about the mysterious gems. Meanwhile, the dragon flies back to Yumblie's lair, just as Yumblie wakes up...

Yumblie: ...Ugh...Why am I back in the lair?

The dragon speaks in an incomprehensible language. Yumblie, however, seems to understand it.

Yumblie: ...WHAT?! The fools defeated you?!...

The dragon speaks some more...

Yumblie: And they got the topaz too? That was such a good weapon...

The dragon continues...

Yumblie: You got the ruby from the one who is afraid of us? Good. So all is not lost. But next time, Dragon Gem Hunter, do not fail your master! Continue your search for the rest of the gems, DGH!

DGH nods and sets off.

Yumblie: I can't believe they beat him... DGH is an ancient dragon, and a powerful one. When I found him, sleeping in those ancient ruins, was I surprised! He woke up when I approached him, but strangely enough he did not attack, but instead conversed with me. I told him about how I wanted to become the Lord of Supreme Darkness, and he told me it would be easy to do so if only I had the legendary gems. He said he could sense them, and would find them for me. I agreed. I noticed that there was another dragon beside him, a white one, that I could not wake. He said that dragon was dead. I also saw some ancient runes above where he and the other dragon were, but could not read them. DGH said they were meaningless... Then the black dragon flew me to the lair of the real Yumblie. I was still just Grumblie, the Lord of Regular Darkness at the time, but combining the power of DGH and the black egg, we were able to kill Yumblie very easy. I took the title, and then DGH set out to find the gems... I hope he finds onyx, the gem of darkness, soon. Combining it with the black egg my dark powers will expand beyond belief! Muahahahahaha...
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There are six gems, one for each element (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Light and Darkness in case you forgot). Combine a gem with it's corresponding egg and the elemental powers of the one holding them will extend. We all ready know the red egg is fire, so the Ruby is its corresponding gem. Onyx is darkness, and a blindingly white Pearl is the one of light. The Sapphire is water, so the Blue egg is it's corresponding egg, as well as the Cyan egg, since it is ice and the water element contains ice. The Pink egg is air, the Yellow lightning, the two together matching the Topaz. The Green egg is earth, as well as the Emerald. All of them, except for the Ruby and Topaz, are hidden, as well as all the eggs besides the Black and Cyan ones. And DGH has a mystery behind him.

[R Hunter]

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BZ warps right next to R.

R: It's been a while...you look well BZ.

BZ: Yeah you left as soon as Malice was defeated without so much as a word to anyone...but you haven't changed much either R.

R: I had to go into meditation to ensure that something like that would never happen again. But I digress, you must have a good reason to see me old friend.

BZ: (showing R the topaz) You have any idea what this is?

R: I thought this had been destroyed long ago. You see after we gave up our eggs to stop Malice (hint on the final battle) I sensed the presence of the gems but thought I was simply worng.

BZ: But what are they?

R: Our eggs hold many powers. Only I know of all of them, and it seems as if SnS is calling out to be solved.

BZ: SnS!?

R: Yeah some guys at a place called "Rare Witch Project" have been working on it for years and they finally found out the truth of it. The story goes that Stop N Swop can be used for any purpose it's user could want, teleport half-way across the universe? Done. Beat a whole battlefield of enemies? Easy. Whatever you desire, SnS can grant it. Now seeing as this could be dangerous the power was broken into many pieces and scattered throughout this world.

BZ: Yeah I know the 13 eggs...

R: Not just our eggs the Ice Key and it's kin, the Light, Fire, Earth, Shadow, and Soul Keys were also hidden. The gemstones were carefully placed in areas that were so heavily guarded our Astral powers would be useless. And there is a evil presense that's beginning to awaken.

BZ: I heard that Banjo and Kazooie didn't recognize you, what's up with that?

R: So many bad things happened because of me that I thought it best if I just ceased to exist altogether...

(BZ slaps R hard across the face)

BZ: I'm tired of you always trying to do things on your own! So what if Malice was once you!? You stopped him and saved all worlds with us. We wouldn't have cared what had happened. You never give up on your friends and we do the same.

R:...You're absolutely right. Ok I'll restore BK's memory but first I have something I need to check, you coming?

BZ: I'd better, before you wander off again for another time.

R: Teleportra!

R along with BZ warp to a very old portion of Mystery Ruins.
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I've already thought up the legends and stories that go along with SnS. :D And BZ we're en route to see that other dragon, R will want to check the inscriptions...

[Banjzooie]

This could be interesting... I like how you tied this RPG into the other two. So, do the SNS eggs still have their original powers from the Banjo RPG, R? Or were their original powers wiped out after we defeated Malice? And how is it that the eggs have gained their elemental powers? Do the eggs other than the main six and black and white (gray, rainbow, tan, silver, gold, platinum) still exist?

EDIT: I thought we all ready found the mystery of SNS in the Banjo RPG, the Big Whoop? Or was that just one of many SNS mysteries?
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Here's my story segment.
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BZ and R arrive in the Mystery Ruins. One wall shows a circle of thirteen eggs, in which is a circle of six keys, in which is a circle of six stones. On the opposite wall is some inscriptions describing the diagram and what it portrays. And in front of them...

BZ: A dragon! ...Oh. It's dead... *whew*

R Hunter: It probably isn't dead, BZ.

BZ: It...isn't? Well at least it's sleeping. Look at the wall to our right! A carving of the eggs, keys and gems! The one on our left has some inscriptions, and the one in front of us has an inscription right above that sleeping white dragon. And right next to that dragon's inscription is another one.

R Hunter: There were once two dragons here.

BZ: Two?!

R Hunter: Yes. The two are brothers. The old legend goes that in ancient times, people could travel to different planets, solar systems, and universes, freely.

BZ: Yeah, you told me that in the last RPG. You said at that time all most everyone had Zodiac powers, and they held competitions to see who was best with these powers.

R Hunter: Yes, but at that same time, there were six gems. Each one would float around the universes, trying to find a candidate worthy enough to hold it. These gems controlled the very elements that make up all existence. The first ones to hold them were good. Sometimes the holders would gather together to make whole planets or solar systems using the powers of the gems. When the holders died, the gems would find new owners, and they would continue the work of their ancestors. It seemed like nothing could go wrong...

BZ: Until...?

R Hunter: Until the stones started trying to declare boundaries. Each element wanted to rule over the others. Water tried to put out Fire, Earth tried to absorb water, Air would rip up peaces of earth in tornadoes in hurricanes or else fry it with lightning, and Light and Darkness, once the best of friends, turned on each other and fought. You all ready know this of course, as you fought Great Light and True Evil with me and the others, trying to get them to stop fighting.

BZ: ...Do you mean to tell me that Great Light and True Evil were powered by tiny gems?!

R Hunter: Yup. Those two were the spirits of their elements. The other elements have spirits as well.

BZ: Wow... But... What do you mean, Light and Darkness were best friends? They're exact opposites!

R Hunter: Back then, all Light and Dark meant were the Light of Day and the Dark of Night. They didn't mean good and evil back then. When they fought though, Light and Darkness tempted the other elements to join them as they did planets and systems. The elements destroyed each other for ages... I'll read this inscripition describing the diagram on the wall, as well as the two above the dragon...

BZ: But wait. First, I have some questions. *points to the questions above the RPG dialogue*

R Hunter: BZ, you're notorious for breaking down the fourth wall. But as for your questions...

[R Hunter]

The Big Whoop was something that was locked away by using the eggs powers, it had
nothing to do with SNS.

As for thier original powers they are sleeping right now since they were used in the final battle with Malice, they're still in them but unuseable in this RPG so no super powers this time.

As far as the elemental powers are concerned when one set of powers went to sleep, another set awoke to replace them, the eggs hold more power then we know. We could use them for all sorts of RPG's and I'd think of a new set of powers for em in each. :D

Finally about the missing 6 eggs they are hidden in mystery ruins. For you see although there are six elements in this RPG those 6 eggs run on another power source. As to what that is...well look to one of the Keys for the answer. Those eggs will come into play at some point but until then all we need concern ourselves with are the 8 that we know hold elemental power. The rest will fall into place...;) Sorry if this confuses anyone.

*looks at BZ* Ok then let's continue.

[Banjzooie]

BZ: Okay... Let's start with those inscriptions...

R Hunter: The inscription on the opposite wall says...

Six elements. Each equal in power. They make up our very existence. For a time, they worked in harmony, creating worlds and systems. One day, however, a quarrel broke out between light and dark, once best of friends. They had different opinions of what was right and what was wrong. Then Water noted how Fire could torch worlds if it was not careful, and Fire retaliated by saying how Water could flood worlds. Earth told Air it should not be one of the main elements anymore because it could create wind storms to tear a planet apart or else lightning to fry it, but Air insisted that Earth was to be blamed for destruction because of the earthquakes it created. Fire, Water, Earth and Air prayed on each other's weaknesses, while Light and Dark fought evermore.

BZ: You all ready told me about this.

R Hunter: Hang on, there's more.

The Elemental War tore apart planets and systems, so much that the Elements were encased in small gems, their power concealed. Only by seeking out beings worthy to hold them could the elements release their power, which the holders would wield. The gems' holders worked together to bring peace and create more planets, more systems, and more dimensions. But then the elements started consuming their holders and acting through them, using them to wage war again. The Second Elemental War. Particularly noteworthy are two dragon gem holders, one black, one white, both brothers. The black one held Onyx, gem of darkness. The other held Pearl, gem of Light. The elements possessed the dragons, and made them fight each other. The dragons took worlds to their side, to fight with them. Eventually, the white dragon broke free of Light, and denounced his connection to the element. He decided to guard peace. He used a spell to banish the gems to hiding places. Unfortunately, Darkness had poured so much of his soul into the black dragon that even though Onyx was gone, Darkness remained inside the dragon. So, the white dragon created with the help of many others who wished to guard peace the 13 ?eggs. The eggs have many powers, some elemental, some non-elemental. The eggs are symbols of peace. Even the black and white eggs, whose elements are the battlers dark and light, can be used for peace, just as they can be used for wrongdoing when in the wrong hands. The eggs created this very temple where you stand and read, and put the dragons to sleep so no harm can be done. If, for some reason the dark dragon, now called Dragon Gem Hunter, wakes, rouse his brother, Dragon of Peace. The inscriptions above the two dragons describe in more detail what is needed for them to wake. Gather the gems, but not without the eggs. If you take only the gems, then they will consume you as they did others and start a Third Elemental War. The eggs, when gathered with their matching elements, can keep them under control, and the one who holds matching egg(s) and gem will maintain himself. The powers and weapons of the elements are locked away as well, and one may need the six keys to find them.

BZ: ...Wow. And all this time I thought Rare created the eggs and keys.

R Hunter: They did, to an extent. The Dragon of Peace couldn't create the eggs on his own, so he sent a message to the future, to the time when Rare was making BK. The message simply was in the form of an idea, the idea create the 13 eggs, and 6 keys, and the Big Whoop. They simply thought they were going to use them in their games. They did not know their true nature. After the dragon used the eggs to seal himself and his brother and the gems away, he discontinued sending them the idea. They dropped all thought on SNS... But it's still in their somewhere. Evidence to this is Mogo. Remember, he was the Beta Big Whoop, originally intended to be used in BT, when you got all the eggs. And then we found the Final Big Whoop, still as Rare had intended it to be used! If the Big Whoop was still in there, I bet SNS is. And it is, like I said the Rare Witch Project found it!

BZ: I'm still trying to understand all this... What's this about matching eggs and gems?

R Hunter: According to the inscription, if you find an egg and a stone with the same element, then your elemental power will increase and the elements will not be able to control you. For example, the Ruby and the Red Egg are both Fire. In your case, the Topaz is air and thunder, and the Yellow Egg is thunder while the Pink Egg is air. So you have to get two eggs.

BZ: Aw man... But hey... If Dark and Light couldn't be released until someone held them, then how did True Evil and Great Light escape?

R Hunter: *reads some more of the inscription* Apparently the second elemental war left much residue of the spirits of Darkness and Light. The remnants gathered together to form True Evil and Great Light, and started taking worlds between them to grow as strong as they did. We destroyed every last shred of them though, so unless someone takes Onyx and Pearl again, True Evil and Great Light can never come back to life. Now, let's read these inscriptions above the dragons, so we can find out how DGH woke up, and how we can wake up DoP.
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I'll leave the dragons' inscriptions up to you R.

[R Hunter]

Right. I thnk you'll be suprised by who wrote them.

Both move over to the dragon and read above it.

R: Ok let's see...

"Know the power this dragon holds. Rumor Hunter The Chaos and Banjzooie The Lightning. I will tell you of what will be and hope that you can carry on my mission, ~Lanjzooie."

BZ: You mean...

R: Banjo's ancestor was named Lanja and Kazooie's was named Zatzooie. During a battle with the anicent form of LBE he hit them with an energy that would slowly draw them together until when they completely fused they would cancel each other out and vanish from this world.

BZ: And then you came along...

R: My anicent self managed to break the spell when they had almost fused and split them apart again. But when he did something amazing happened, where they once stood fused there was a light. It took a shape that was neither bear nor bird. It was your ancestor who had the courage of a bear and the cunning of a bird, Lanjzooie.

BZ: (amazed) No way.....

R: See nothing happens randomly, everything has a greater reasoning behind it. We had need of another hybrid but that level of magic was lost.

BZ: So in place of magic, technology was used...

R: And just like your ancestor you hold both Banjo's and Kazooie's hearts in your own.

"This dragon is named Stratos and he waits for the day when he will be called into battle again. His brother whom you've met my children is nicknamed Dragon Gem Hunter but his actual name is Vira. He emboides night whereas his brother represents day. Do not confuse this with the Evil and the Light of which you've fought. Although Vira's heart is easily swayed, Stratos's is not he fights only to keep peace."

BZ: Aha then we need to wake him up.

R: We need the proper tools to do that.

"You will need to awaken Stratos in order to complete what has been set before you. To do this and to keep him safe from his brother we set him to sleep with the Soul Key and White Egg and it's Gemstone to protect him. You see his body sleeps thanks to his soul having been sealed. Bring them here and have he who holds the spirit of my old friend revive Stratos. He will then only obey my bloodline as it is our line that has formed a bond with the Light Dragon Tribe. Vira is of the Dark Dragon Tribe."

BZ: How can that be?

R: Let's read on...

BZ: You don't remember?

R: My spirit only can remember so much. All I can recall is what my old friends were like and most of the old legends. Though I probably hold more in here *points at his head* then even I can remember.

BZ: I'm sorry.

R: (Jokingly) Don't mind it sonny.

BZ: Ok smart guy get back to reading...

"You see a dragon from the dark tribe fell in love with a dragon of light. And when she gave birth she did so to twins. However these twins were special, one of each element and both held great power. They were raised together but Vira's heart was swayed to battle by Darkness. Stratos wished only for peace and fought with the others against both light and dark once he broke free from light. And although I know you must be wondering who the others were I will let Stratos tell you that himself. Walk carefully and remember: We always walk with you. The other bearers have also left knowledge that will aid you."

BZ: So we need the White Egg, it's gemstone and the Soul Key. Can you locate them?

R: My senses are weaker then what they were last time we were looking for the things but I should be able to do it. Meanwhile let's go round up the group and fill them in. We're already behind on this one.

BZ: Aren't we always? One thing though, how did my ancestor know?

R: Ah but that would be telling. Besides I thnk she left an inscription in here somewhere but that's for later. Teleportra!

BZ: (seconds before teleporting) She???

BZ and R Hunter warp over to Blackjack's house to tell the others everything they've learned
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When you post have me return BK's memory. Of course they'll be angry with me but I have that coming. :)

[Banjzooie]

In Blackjack's house, BK, RBK, Aura and BJ are discussing the previous fight while they have a drink.

RBK: So... How are we gonna beat that Banjoid guy? It seems like not much will cut through his metal armor. Not to mention now he's out to get me since Yumblie had me try to beat him...

Kazooie: If that bucket of bolts comes back, well, we'll see how he likes a couple grenade eggs down his metallic throat.

Banjo: But who was that cloaked guy who helped us during the zubba battle?

Kazooie: Beats me. Strange though... I almost feel like I know him from somewhere....

BZ and R teleport into the house.

Banjo: Oh hey BZ. Who's this cloaked guy you brought with you?

R Hunter: I am R Hunter. After we defeated Malice I thought it best if I was erased from existance...

Kazooie: Whaddaya mean? I remember fighting Malice, but I don't recall you being there.

Banjo: Still, I feel like I... know you.

R Hunter: You do. Remember.

R Hunter uses his psychic powers to release the memory block from Banjo and Kazooie's minds. They stand there for a couple minutes, eyes blank, as the concealed memories start to flow through their brains again. They blink and now there eyes are angry. Banjo slaps R hard across the face.

Banjo: Why'd you go and do that?!

Kazooie: *slaps R as well* We don't care that you were once Malice! We're your friends!

R Hunter: (Ouch!) Well, I didn't think you'd want to be friends with me since I was Malice, but clearly I was wrong.

RBK: What are you guys talking about?

BZ: ...You erased RBK's memory too?!

R Hunter: I erased the memory of me from everyone who'd been in the RWPF and Banjo RPGs, except you. I didn't want to exist anymore... *BZ gets ready to slap R again* But don't worry, I'll restore their memories! *BZ lowers his wing*

The memories of everyone who was in the RWPF and Banjo RPGs are restored. RBK gets up and slaps R Hunter with his metal arm.

RBK: Don't do something like that again!

R Hunter: *Now has a very large bruise on his face* Okay, okay, I get the picture. Can't say I didn't have that coming. But the point... I'm going to tell you about the six elements...

R Hunter and BZ tell everyone about what they found out at the Mystery Ruins...

[R Hunter]

Several minutes later

Kazooie: Whoa.

Banjo: We always seem to find the worst trouble don't we?

R: No suprise there. But getting on topic we need the White Egg, it's gemstone and the Soul Key.

BJ: I have the Cyan Egg. (holds up)

BZ: Remember the gems will consume us without the eggs.

Aura: But we did gain Air's power.

RBK: That should come in handy.

BJ: Ok but what happens when we really need them?

R: We could use them in a fight but that would in effect speed the possession. We need to be careful.

BZ: Ok what's the plan?

R: Heh it's been far too long since I heard that. Ok first we find the Gemstone of light. With that we can use light with our weapons. Next comes the Key as that holds power like you'd never believe.

Kazooie: I've seen so many things I believe anything nowadays.

R: Good point. Anyway last is the Egg. Now I know where all the gems are hidden except for the Ruby. That one was placed somewhere after my anicent self was...put to rest. The others should be still in thier areas.

Banjo: What can we expect?

R: If I remember right each gem has a maze before it, to test intelligence, A massive horde of guards, to test strength, and a "Keeper" Now Vira was able to get the Topaz so that means he defeated the Keeper of it. Right I'll send you guys to the temple where you can find the gemstone. I need to check the Keeper and see if he's ok.

BZ: And the one we're facing?

R: A girl. Don't underestimate her though, her apperance masks her abilties.

Aura: Woot! Kick butt girl!

RBK: (puts hand out) Right let's go save the world a third time.

Everyone places thier hands and raises them up.

R: Ok I'll be right behind you. About 4-5 mins at the most.

BZ: If you vanish again...

R: You'll get everyone together and track me down, then beat the crap out of me. I got it.

BZ: (Smilling) Keep that in mind.

R: Oh yeah before I forget...(pulls Cheato out of the satchel)

All: Cheato!

Cheato: Hello everyone.

R: Yumblie's wizards were after him. I've yet to find out why.

BZ: He'll be a big help.

R: Speaking of which if you find anything noteworthy in the temple pick it up. I'm going to be in a rush and thus won't be paying attention. (points hand at the group) Teleportra!

BZ and the group head off for the temple of light while R prepares to visit the temple of air.

R: Shoot I forgot to tell them that the Keepers aren't good or bad they simply guard thier gem...

Cheato: So they don't destroy her?

R: I'd better speed this up so I can catch them. Teleportra!

R and Cheato head to the air temple and seek out it's keeper...
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Right now we move the plot along. I gotta say this could set up to be a cool RPG. :)

[mrfleshcadge]

Back at mystery Ruins, Banjoid has only one more staue to defeat...

Banjoid: Your on your own now! I shall be the victor!

Statue: I will not let you pass!

The statue charges at Banjoid

Banjoid: Not so fast...

Banjoid stares at the statue shooting beams from his eyes. The beams hit the Statue blowing it up

Banjoid: No one shall deafeat me!

The statues head lands next to Banjoid...

Statue: It...was..for..your...own...good. There..is power..in...this place...that should be..used...wisely.

At that moment the staue looses its life and goes back to its normal self

Banjoid: What did that mean?

Klungo: (through banjoids radio) Sssir, the place you are in isss Myssstery Ruinsss.

Banjoid: No. Mystery Ruin the place where....no it can't be!

Klungo: Yesss it isss! Klungo read book, know loadsss of thingsss.

Banjoid: I hope your right. My whole life I have been looking for the Earth Gemstone and here it is!

Klungo: No it isss not. Jump into wormhole to go to place.

A time wormhole appears in front of Banjoid...

Banjoid: I do hope your right.

Banjoid jumps into the wormhole taking him to the maze that hold the Earth Gemstone.....

[Banjzooie]

BZ: Remember without the proper gems you will eventually be consumed by Water's spirit.

Uh, R? Ya got it reversed. The gems hold the element's spirits, not the eggs. The eggs are unbiased, made for peace. It's actually the eggs that stops the gem from consuming their holders, I said that in my last post. For example, unless I get the Yellow Egg (lightning) and the Pink Egg (wind) then the Topaz (air, including both lightning and wind) will consume me.

[R Hunter]

Dang I did it again. *smacks self.* Ok i'll fix that. Sorry again BZ.

[Banjzooie]

Eh, it's okay R. We all make mistakes.
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The heroes arrive in the Light temple...

RBK: Woah, it's really bright in here! *shields eyes*

Kazooie: Well it is the Light temple, what did you expect?

Banjo: It's too bright to keep our eyes open... How can we get through this maze if we can't see?

BZ: Hmmm...

A cloud of thin smoke covers them, blocking out just enough light so they can open there eyes again.

BZ: Just as I thought... The Topaz allows me to pull specific atoms out of the air and arrange them for making things like smoke.

BJ: Be careful, remember what R said, the spirit of Air lying inside your gem will slowly consume you, and it will consume more of you the more you use it.

BZ: Don't worry, I'll try not to use it. It's too bad we don't have Water with us, though, combining Water and Air we could make a real cloud rather than this feeble smoke, which makes the light only just bearable. Ah, if only R could've come with us. Using his Red Egg's fire we could've melted the Cyan Egg's Ice into water, to combine with Air...

Kazooie: You talk to much, shut your mouth and get moving!

Banjo: Hopefully it'll be darker in the maze...

The group enters the maze, but it is no darker than there area of entry, and they can still only barely see with the smoke cloud to cover them. Once they get to center of the maze, the walls are to narrow for the six of them to continue along the same path, so they split up. BZ gives each of them a small smoke cloud, and takes the path in front. RBK and Aura take the path to the right, while Banjo and Kazooie take the path to the left. BZ goes along the central path, on what is a seemingly uneventful path, and after five minutes reaches a... dead end. He finds that he is unable to go back, because a wall has slammed down behind him. He tries to slash a plot hole using the Master Sword to get out from behind the wall, but for some reason it won't work. He uses an X-Ray egg on the wall in front of him, and beyond the wall is a door to the next trial. Next to the door is a switch.

BZ (through a walky-talky to the others): Uh, guys? I'm stuck.

Kazooie: Aren't we all?

BZ: No, literally, I'm stuck. A wall came down behind me. The door's in front of me, but a wall's blocking that too. And my plot holes won't work for some reason.

Banjo: Hang on, we've come to something.

Kazooie: Ah, great.

BZ: Dead end?

Kazooie: No, but as good as. There's like millions of deadly lasers in this path straight ahead of us.

Banjo: There's a switch at the end of the path.

Kazooie: Yeah... And we'll get zapped by the lasers before we ever get there.

BZ: Hmm... Got any gold feathers?

Kazooie: ...Why? Oh yeah! The Wonderwing! That'd get us through those lasers all right!

Banjo: But I didn't pack any gold feathers...

Kazooie: Way to go! Man, that stupid spell book needs to get his butt over here so we can use the NESTKING cheat.

BZ: But Cheato's with R right now... Guess we'll have to wait, but if I'm right that switch might open this wall in front of me... On closer inspection there are two lights on the wall, probably to indicate the switch. Since there's two there's gotta be another switch, probably on RBK's side of the maze. RBK! How are you and Aura doing on your side of the maze?
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RBK, you can post what's happening on your side of the maze if you like. For now, we have to wait for you and Cheato to get back R, so BK can use the Nestking cheat. Once both switches are pressed, my wall will open, leading me to the door, and I'll press the switch that'll open up the walls on the other sides of the maze, letting BK and RBK out of the maze.

[Ratabulous]

I'm SOOOOO sorry!!! We got a horrible, horrible virus on our computer so I couldn't do anything on the internet! Just forget me...I'll leave the RPG (or course, you guys probably gave up on me a long time ago, anyway... :-).)

[actionwebgamer]

This RP is dead. I just got tired of it and stopped posting... Well, see ya next RP!

[R Hunter]

Nah. Stay in, we do need our bad guy after all.
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In the Air temple...

R: I thought the maze was around here?

Looking around the entire temple has been destroyed, rubble of walls is all that remains...

Cheato: How horrible.

R: Vira had to have done this...crap the Keeper!

R runs to the central room where he finds a warrior laying on the ground

R: Are you ok great Keeper?

Keeper:...(slowly coming to) You are R Hunter correct?

R: (nodding) Yes.

Keeper: You need to awaken Stratos soon before Vira obtains all the gems. He took mine during our fight.

R: We took it back but he has the ruby now.

Keeper: *sighs* It's a relief to know my gem is safe.

R: You rest here, I need to head to the light temple, my friends need to know what happened...

Keeper: Hold. One final word of caution. Stratos and Vira had one more sibling. A sister She will join which ever side has more power. You must obtain more gems then Yumblie, lest she join him. Even Vira fears her might.

R: Right. Thanks.

Leaving the Keeper to get some rest R warps over to the light temple, looking for his friends
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Ok BZ have me meet up with bK in your next post so we can continue.

[Banjzooie]

I just realized I forgot about BJ! Let's say he's with RBK and Aura.
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R Hunter and Cheato teleport into the maze of the Light temple.

R Hunter: We need to find BZ. I think I can sense him via the power of the Topaz...

R and Cheato keep going straight ahead, until they reach a dead end.

R Hunter: A dead end? But he should be right in front of us... *knocks on the wall* BZ! You in there?

BZ: R Hunter? Is that you?

R Hunter: Yeah. Come out here.

BZ: Can't. That wall came down behind me and there's another one in front of me. I'm trapped... Couldn't you use fire to burn it down?

R Hunter: Unfortunately no. The walls in these mazes are enchanted, so no one can destroy them... Unless they're someone as powerful as Vira.

BZ: Please tell me he didn't destroy the Air Temple!

R Hunter: Its in ruins. The keeper's okay though... But I need to tell you, the keepers aren't evil. They simply guard the gems that lie in there temples.

BZ: Good to know, otherwise we would've finished the one in this temple off.

R Hunter: Also... Vira and Stratos have a sister. The keeper says she will join the side that holds the most power.

BZ: Don't tell me. We have to gather all the gems, eggs and keys before Yumblie.

R Hunter: Bingo.

BZ: But before we can do that we have to find a way out of this maze. The door's in front of me, beyond this wall, and a switch is next to it. There's two lights on here, so I think there's two switches. The red lights should turn green when the switches are pressed...

R Hunter: Then the wall in front of you will open, you'll press the last switch to open up the wall that's behind you and we'll get out of here.

BZ: Yeah. (through walky-talky) Banjo, Kazooie?

Banjo: We were listening the whole time.

Kazooie: R, you and that moldy old book get your butts over here now!

R Hunter: *sweatdrop* Yes, ma'm.

R and Cheato hurry over to BK's side of the maze.

Kazooie: See these lasers over here?!

Banjo: We can't touch the switch with them in the way. We could use the Wonderwing, but we're out of feathers.

Kazooie: Cheato!

Cheato: Yes?

Kazooie: CHEAT A GOLDEN GLOW TO PROTECT BANJO!

Cheato: Unfortunately, that code will not work.

Kazooie: WHAT?!

Cheato: In order to activate that cheat I would need to send a spell to the Sandcastle in Treasure Trove Cove...

Kazooie: Then do it!!!

R Hunter: He can't not now that Grunty's Lair has been destroyed...

All: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

RBK (through walky-talky): Grunty's Lair was destroyed?

R Hunter: Yup.

BJ: You didn't tell us that...

Aura: How...?

R Hunter: When I was looting books from Grunty's Lair (including Cheato here) an assassin attacked me. I used Frost on him, but then his buddy used Inferno to melt the whole lair.

BZ: Funny, something similar happened to me. My whole house collapsed on itself while I was in it. Did you find out who melted the lair and attacked you?

R Hunter: No, the one who attacked me wouldn't say who he was or where he was from, and I didn't see the Inferno Caster. But I don't think our two incidents are unrelated.

Kazooie: Whatever. Cheato! CHEATO GNIKTSEN!

Cheato: Correct...

Back in Mayahem Temple, in the code room, a spell shoots out of nowhere and strikes the letters on the wall to form the word "Cheato", and then spelling "Nestking" backwards.

Cheato: The Nestking Cheat-

Kazooie: Will give you unlimited eggs and feathers, yeah yeah I know. C'mon Banjo!

Banjo: Right!

Kazooie shields Banjo with her wings, which are glowing, and the Wonderwing music starts playing. Banjo starts running through the lasers.

BZ: How is it that music is playing when there isn't a band around here? In the games its one thing but outside it...

R Hunter: Some things are better left unsolved.

BK reaches the end of their path and pushes the switch. The lasers turn off.

BZ: One of the lights has turned green.

A wall falls out of the air and lands behind BK, blocking them from proceeding.

Banjo: Oh no...

Kazooie: Great...

BZ: Don't worry, once I press the switch next to the door you guys should be unlocked. Now we're just waiting for RBK, Aura and BJ to push the switch on their side of the maze. How are you three doing?
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Gonna wait to see if RBK wants to post what happens in his side of the maze. Once he presses his switch he'll be trapped too, but when I press mine him and BK will be freed.
EDIT: Let me add a bit here...
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Meanwhile, Vira alias Dragon Gem Hunter flies through the skies, searching for the gems. He's laughing an evil laugh...

Vira: Oh, Yumblie that fool! He thinks I'm gathering the stones to help him? Oh sure, I'm getting them to help make the next Lord of Supreme Darkness... But that won't be him. I will be the Lord of Supreme Darkness! And Yumblie, he will be nothing more than a pawn in my plan. Hahahahahaha...

[Zippop]

How come ALL of the RP's around here are at an awesome place, yet no one posts? A banjo RPG is near the end, The RWPF RPG is midway, and then there's this one! I love this forum! Now if the people would post...

[RareBK]

What does BJ stand for?
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In the maze

Aura: Well were lost... hey what does this button do?

RBK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aura pushes the button

They get trapped

RBK: No wonder Im the smart one in the family.

Aura: Sorry

RBK: We'll get out...

BJ: *Twich* You IDIOT....

RBK: Shut up fool.

RBK pulls out a DS and starts playing Banjo-Threeie.

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[Banjzooie]

BJ stands for Blackjack.
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RBK: We're trapped....

BZ: Don't worry RBK. That was the button you were supposed to press!

The wall in front of BZ descends to the floor, leaving a path. BZ goes to the door.

R Hunter: Push the switch, BZ!

BZ: ...Strange. I all most have a desire to not push the switch... I don't know why.

Aura: What's the matter with you BZ?!

R Hunter: Oh know... Its starting all ready. I knew it would happen eventually, but who would've thought it would start so soon? We have to find the yellow and pink eggs soon, or else BZ will get worse...

BZ: I don't know what that desire was, but its gone. I don't know why I should have it, I mean you're all my friends.

BZ presses the switch next to the door, and the walls blocking BK, and RBK's group open. Then the wall that was behind BZ opens, and BK, R and RBK's group walk through the opening, meeting up with BZ.

BZ: Let's go.

They all walk through the door into the next room of the temple...

[R Hunter]

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Where they see a girl wearing a t-shirt and shorts sleeping

BZ:...You've got to be kidding me.

R: Remember her appearance masks her ability, and her age.

At the word age the girl wakes up and looks over at the group.

L.Keeper: It's rude to tell a girl's age Rumor Hunter.

She raises a hand and R is hit with a huge blast of light energy that sends him all the way back to the beginning of the maze.

Kazooie: Ooooooh

Banjo: I felt that...

BZ: Uh is my friend ok?

L.Keeper: He'll be fine though he'll most likely be walking funny for a while. Now I assume you came here for the pearl? The gemstone of light?

RBK: Yep.

Aura: Can we have it? Please?

L.Keeper: Sadly no. I know that no one here would fight for evil but seeing as I can see the foul presense of evil stir in him *points at BZ* I must test you first.

BZ: You want to fight us?

L.Keeper: Indeed. (outstreches hand and a staff appears) Be warned I can move as fast as light itself.

BJ: Well this should be fun...
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Short post I know but i'm thinking up something important for later on. So with that said, later! ;)

[Banjzooie]

R? Myst isn't in this RPG, remember?

[mrfleshcadge]

Back at the Earth Gemstone Temple...

A time wormhole appears, Banjoid jumps out...

Banjoid: (into his radio) Klungo what is this place?

?????: Your contact to the outside wont work here mortal!

Banjoid: What? Who is talking?

?????: You do not need to know who I am, yet.

Banjoid: Whoever you are, leave me alone. I am on an important quest.

?????: I shall not let you procede! The power in here is too great for you!

Thorns suddenly grow out of the floor round Banjoid. A grate opens at his feet causing him to fall into a room below...

?????: I would like to see you get out of here.

The room Banjoid is in is completly empty(well it looks like it). The only exit is where he came in.

Banjoid: Right. I have to think about this....

[R Hunter]

That's odd, I could've sworn she came with RBK and Aura...meh whatever she's edited out.

[mrfleshcadge]

I honestly think this RPG is officialy dead.

[Banjzooie]

That's what I'm beginning to think too, but if R still wants to keep it going then I'm right with him, I mean its a shame to let an RPG with such a good storyline go to waste.

[R Hunter]

Hmm didn't know we had so many fans BZ. Allright guys I can take a hint. ;)
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The fight begins as the girl uses telekinesis and throws BZ into BK. RBK slams the ground creating a shockwave that throws the girl into the altar where the pearl is held. She absorbs some power as she is near it and hits RBK with a beam that sends HIM flying.

BZ: Oh yeah this is going well...

L.Keeper: You stand no chance of winning. Just leave.

R: (rushing back into the room with RBK) I think not!

Suddenly R glows purple as he awakens what's left of his Serpentarius energy.

R: (pouring the energy into his sword) Eat this! Judgement!

R proceeds to cut and slash the keeper 12 times and then plants his sword into the ground causing a crack to open under the keeper and a massive energy flow to hit her. She drops to the ground as does R.

All: Whoa.

L.Keeper: What was that?

R: I've been working on an "ultimate" technique for a while now. That was it.

L.Keeper:...If you put that much effort into fighting me you will do fine keeping the pearl safe. Is the keeper of the White egg here?

Banjo: Yes I'm the keeper.

L.Keeper: Then I give the pearl to you.

The pearl floats over to Banjo and as he touches it a healing light washes over the room. All injuries and damage done are healed and everyone gets up and walks over to Banjo.

BJ: It's so bright!

R: And yet it will drive Banjo into madness soon. I have an idea we're heading back to my place. *turns to the Keeper* We will do our very best to guard the pearl.

L.Keeper: I know. Banjo should be able to locate his egg with it. Do so as soon as possible.

All: Right.

The group warps out and head to R's home in Gaia's Woods. Meanwhile as the keeper walks back to the altar Vira busts into the room.

Vira: I have come for the gemstone of light. If you give it to me I may just refrain from devouring you.

L.Keeper: You have come too late i'm afraid. The same ones that took the topaz from you have also taken the pearl.

Vira:!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!!!

In a show of great power and rage, Vira's dark energy completely destroys the temple. The Keeper falls into a hole where Vira assumes she is dead. In a fit of rage Vira flies off having picked up the topaz's aura.

Vira: I will drag them all into a pit of agony!

Meanwhile R has taken everyone into his workshop and proceeds to take both gems and the Master Sword from BZ. He then reads from a scroll and as he does the Topaz fuses with the Master Sword transforimg it into the Razor Sword Link used in Majora's Mask. A small cyclone swirls around the blade.

R: This is "Hurricane" BZ. This sword is meant to be used only by you.

As BZ touches the blade he glows in a yellow hue as he forms a bond with his sword.

R: With the topaz contained in the Master Sword it should take longer to corrupt you. However it still can so use your air powers with caution.

BZ: Ok.

The pearl shifts and morphs and turns into a crossbow.It appears to be made out of ivory and it gives off a pale but warming light.

R: And this is "Purity" Obviously this is Banjo's.

Banjo also glows as he forms a bond with his weapon.

R: It fires out bolts of light, weak bolts. So unless you increase thier power it shouldn't corrupt you as quickly.

Banjo: Can we learn attacks like the one you used?

R: From what I've heard those weapons each hold one. "Areo Slicer" for Hurricane, "Soul Saver" for Purity. Those however will take a long time to learn as they are very powerful, so you will need to train with your weapons for a while. Until you learn those however you may learn others, so keep at it.

BZ: Right.
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There. Since I now know there're actually people reading them i'll make an effort to post in all the RPG's more. ;) As for techniques they will take time to learn, just like in any RPG. However with the exception of the weapon's ultimate tech, you have complete freedom to make up any others. Just make it rely on you element.

[Banjzooie]

BZ examines his Hurricane Sword closely. He lies it flat in the palm of his hand-er...wing and as he does it begins spinning rapidly.

BZ: Huh?

R Hunter: What's up BZ?

BZ: Hurricane...

Hurricane stops spinning and points due south, and the tip glows a bright yellow.

BZ: What's up with this thing?

R Hunter: All the gemstones have a magnetic connection to their corresponding eggs. The raw stone will not reveal this connection because the spirits within the stones don't want you to find the eggs. These weapons that I've made, however, tend to suppress the spirits more and release the elements from their control somewhat. Just as I suspected, the spirits have a harder time hiding their connection to the eggs as well, and apparently Hurricane has become like a compass, pointing in the direction of your matching egg.

BZ: The Topaz has two eggs, though, yellow and pink. Which one is it pointing too?

R Hunter: It could be either. All we know right now is that one of them is south of us. Its important that we get one of them soon because...

BZ: I know. I felt the spirit of Air awaken inside me back at the temple. Not really worried though.

R Hunter: You're taking this rather well, I thought you'd be more worried than that.

BZ: Well, frankly, in all the time I could spend worrying about it, I could all ready have the problem solved.

R Hunter: You're right about that.

BZ: I'm actually more worried about you. What happens when we find your Ruby? You were pretty scary after Serpentarius ate 90% of your soul, couldn't let that happen again with the Ruby.

R Hunter: Don't forget, I have the Red Egg. As long as I have it, I can't be consumed.

BZ: Yeah, but Vira's eventually going to go after the eggs as well, don't forget. He'll want to destroy them as they're the only thing standing in his way. What do we do then?

R Hunter: Don't play "what if" BZ. Now how about we start searching for that egg.

BZ, R, BK, and the rest of the group steps outside. They start walking south through Gaia's woods.

Banjo: So will Purity eventually point me in the direction of the White egg?

R Hunter: Once you come within a certain distance of the egg, say fifty miles, Purity will react. The weapon will also point you in the direction of your egg if you come across an area with that egg's aura surrounding it, some place where it has been used. Of course, in that case the egg could be much farther away, any where from a hundred miles to a thousand.

Banjo: Woah... My feet are hurting all ready.

R Hunter: They will be by the end of this quest. Oh, BZ, keep a close watch on Hurricane. The spirit of Air may take control of your weapon and point it in the wrong direction to lead you off course.

BZ: I'll keep that in mind.

They continue walking south through Gaia's woods...

[mrfleshcadge]

what is the gemstone for earth?

[R Hunter]

An emerald.

[RareBK]

Well... whats happening to me?

[R Hunter]

You are with the group. If you want to go off to a temple have me send you to one.

[Banjzooie]

The group is walking through Gaea's woods looking for the yellow egg...

R Hunter: I have to tell you, BZ, that you're the only one who can get the egg. We can help you get there, but you alone will have to face a trial to obtain the egg. It'll work the same way for Banjo, he'll have to go through a trial for the white egg, and it'll pretty much work the same for the others.

BZ: Trials eh? Reminds me of the good 'ole days when we were fighting LBE.

R Hunter: Yeah.

BZ: Hang on, though, the Red and Cyan eggs weren't contained in trials!

BJ: Yes, actually, the Cyan egg was. Did you think I'd found it in the middle of nowhere? I actually had to take a trial to get this egg, and it wasn't easy. Yours won't be either.

R Hunter: It'll be hard all right. I don't know why the Red Egg wasn't in a trial, but its probably linked to the reason the Ruby wasn't in its temple. We never checked that temple to see if the keeper was all right... I'll have to go check eventually.

BZ: Yeah, maybe he/she can tell us why the Ruby was buried underground on the Pikmin planet rather than in its temple.

RBK: Hey... Do you guys have any idea where that Banjoid guy came from?

BZ: Well, he looks to me like a Klungo creation. I would know, since I am one.

RBK: But Banjoid seemed evil... I thought Klungo was on our side? Why would he make something evil?

BZ: ...Good question. Ouch, what's this thing embedded in my side?

BZ pulls a metal shard out of his side.

BZ: This is a shard of Banjoid. You must've broken it off him during your fight RBK. I bet I can use it to track Klungo, Banjoid will have left a trail back to him with his aura of power.

BZ sticks the shard into the hilt of Hurricane. Using it he slashes a plothole in the air that leads back across Banjoid's trail back to Mad Monster Mansion.

BZ: See ya in a few, gotta see what's up with Klungo.

BZ jumps into the plothole, landing in Mad Monster Mansion. Klungo is standing with his back to him, working on something.

BZ: Hey! Klungo!

Klungo: That sssoundsss like... But pleassse let it not be...*turns around*...Well well. If it issssn't my failed creation.

BZ: What's up Klungo?

Klungo: ...Why you sssspeak to Klungo like we're friendssss.

BZ: We are friends, remember?

Klungo: No...

BZ: ...Don't you remember? We put aside our differences in the last RPG.

Klungo: What RPG are you talking about?

BZ: The RWPF RPG! You were an Astral Knight, remember?

Klungo: ...What'sss an Assstral Knight? You confuse Klungo, me remember nothing about any RWPF RPG.

BZ: Something's wrong here... Why did you create Banjoid? He's evil!

Klungo: As am I.

BZ: No, you're good, remember??? At the end of BT you switched to the good side!

Klungo: No, at end of BT I began plotting how to build Banjoid.

BZ: ...Er... Bye.

BZ jumps back through the plothole into Gaea's woods.

BZ: R Hunter!!! You said you'd restored everyone's memory!!!

R Hunter: ...I did.

BZ: But Klungo doesn't remember being an Astral Knight or anything! He doesn't even remember becoming good at the end of BT!

R Hunter: All I can tell you for sure is that I didn't do it. I don't know why he can't remember. Some outside force must be blocking his memory.

BZ: We have to find a way to get it back for him!

R Hunter: We will, but not now. Right now we have to find the yellow egg.

BZ: ...You're right. Let's go, but we can't forget about Klungo.

R Hunter: We won't.

They continue to walk south through Gaea's Woods.

[mrfleshcadge]

Back at the Earth Gemstone temple, Banjoid is still trapped in the maze...

Banjoid: GGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAA! What is the meaning of this place? Why is it so confusing?

?????: This place is a stronghold for the earth Gemstone.

Banjoid: Why does it need to be protected? WHY?

?????: The Earth Gemstone is a power that should be only used wisley, I am the one who guards it.

Banjoid: GRR! This isn't going to be so easy.

In his anger, Banjoid goes crazy and punches a wall. The wall collapses reavealing the keeper of the gemstone in another room...

Banjoid: HAHA! There you are! You are going to pay for confusing me like that!

E.Keeper: Is that so?

E.keeper draws out a giant flail and starts spinning it round his head...

E.Keeper: Did you know, that no one has ever beaten me berfore?

Banjoid: Well, I'm going to be the first.

Banjoid and E.Keeper engage in battle...

[Zippop]

bump!

[mrfleshcadge]

Banjoid and E.keeper are in a fierce battle...

E.Keeper: You shal not get passed! The gemstone is not safe in your hands!

Banjoid: Do I care?

Banjoid leaps at E.Keeper, only to be thrown across the room by E.keeper's giant flail...

Banjoid: Blargh! I do not feel pain, I will not stop untill the end!

E.Keeper: Well that is going to be very soon.

E.Keeper aproches the worn out Banjoid, lifts up his flail and prepares to strike one final blow but Banjoid jumps forward, flooring E.Keeper...

E.Keeper: I'm fighting you for your own good! you don't know what power the gemstone contains!

Banjoid jumps onto E.Keeper and pins him to the floor...

Banjoid: I have had enough of you.

Banjoid flicks out his wristblade...

E.Keeper: No! Wait! There is something you must know! If you do not have the corre....(Banjoid slices his throught begor he can finish)

Banjoid: Finaly, the gemstone is mine!

Banjoid aproaches a podium with the earth gemstone on top...

Banjoid: For so long I have searched, and here it is, the Earth Gemstone! who cares if I have lost my cyan egg, this Emerald is much more powerfull.

[I]Banjoid picks up the Stone and places it inside a panel with his time sphere. as he does this he is teleported out of the temple, back to mystery ruins...[I]

Banjoid: (into his radio) Klungo? Can you hear me?

Klungo: Yess ssir, what is it?

Banjoid: I have otained the Earth Gemstone. I will come back to the lab to find out what it can do.

Klungo: Well done sssir! Klungo congratulatesss!

Banjoid: Yeh whatever.

Banjoid creates a time wormhole to go back to Mad Monster Mansion
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Now Banjoid has the Earth Gemstone but no egg, it will begin to take him over. I don't want him to get the egg though as i have somthing planned. please continue with stuff that includes banjid though.

[Banjzooie]

The heroes continue to walk south through Gaea's woods...

Kazooie: We've been walking for hours!

Banjo: Be patient, Kazooie.

RBK: Wait, I've seen that fallen tree before...

BJ: Idiots! We're going around in circles!

BZ: I'm just going the way Hurricane's pointing me in...

R Hunter: I told you this would happen. The spirit of Air is controlling the sword, leading us in circles so we won't find the egg's temple.

BZ: How do I release it from Air's control?
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Leave that part up to you R.

[R Hunter]

R: You'll have to fight off the spirit of air. Now to do that you'll need to go INSIDE Hurricane.

All: Say what!?

R: It sounds absurd I know but it's the fastest way. Unless you feel like undergoing 20 year meditation...

BZ: Uh no. We'll go with the fast way. Uh how am I-

R chants a spell and BZ turns into a beam of light and hits Hurricane, entering a temple made from topaz gems. On a throne in the center sits a air elemental.

W.E: So you've finally come then Banjzooie.

BZ: You're the spirit of air?

A.E: Expecting something bigger and more gandiose were we? My power's been sealed for aeons little one, I didn't have the luck of being released like Light and Dark.

BZ: Stop messing around with my sword and leave!

A.E:Your sword? *laughs* And just who's powering it? Hm?

BZ: Just because your power flows through it doesn't mean it's yours. *takes a fighting stance* I'll fight you if I have to.

A.E: Your friends can't help you now.

Suddenly BZ glows yellow for a brief milisecond

A.E: And now i've sealed away what little remained of your Astral power.

BZ:!

A.E: Relax. I perfer to fight my opponets with my mind not with my fists.

BZ: *returning to a normal posture* So what do I have to do?

A.E: *holding up the topaz* I will make you a deal. I will hide this gem somewhere in here and you will have to find it. I will give you three clues as to where it's hidden if you so ask. If you cannot find it after I have given out my final hint I will take complete and total control of your body.

BZ: And if I do find it?

A.E: I'll release the hold I have on hurricane and cease bothering you. For a while at least. What do you say?

BZ: Like I have a choice?

A.E: Good to see you know that you don't. BEGIN!

The topaz glows and vanishes as the temple shifts and moves.

A.E: You'll find a lot of doors in this place. Some contain nothing, others contain traps, but if your luck is strong today you'll find the few that contain extra hints. *An hourglass appears* After I have given out my third hint you will have half an hour to bring me the gem. Otherwise you have two hours.

BZ: What if i'm past my last half an hour when I ask for the hint?

A.E: I'll give you the half an hour. I hold the advantage here so I figure I can be kind.

BZ: Whatever...

BZ heads off to explore the temple and find the topaz, before his body and mind can be taken over.
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Ok BZ you have the floor. All I ask is that the elemental's hints be as vague and cryptic as possible. Other then that you have complete freedom ;)

[Zippop]

Is it too late for me to join? I'll go ahead and post how my character meets up with you guys. If it is, then tell me and I'll delete this post.
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In CCL, the zubbas had complete control over the land, err, clouds, and a small group of zubbas were rebeling to restore peace and make CCL a free place. However, it wasn't going too well, as the dicator zubba, Zoto, had the grey egg! The leader of the group, Zippop, thought that the egg was just for show.

Zippop: Alright, guys, let's go lay a suprise attack on Zoto! He doesn't know about us yet, so we could probably get in to his throne room if we said we have a gift for him.

Zipita: Zzzippop, there izzz a flaw in your plan! Only one zzzubba would be neede to prezzzent a gift!

Zippop: Oh, yeah, that's right. Thanks for reminding me, Zirita. I'll go myself, then.

Fanz: Pleazzze be careful, Zzzippop! bring a wrapped thing zzzo that you can trick the guardzzz into believing that you actually do have a gift!

Zippop:Ah, yes, that is also needed! Thank you, Fanz.

Zippop's brother: We must think this plan over very well. Any more flaws would cost us!

Zippop: Well, yes, but I know that the plan is foolproof! I'll go now.

With that, Zippop left the base of the peacekeeper zubbas that hangs below the main building in the middle of CCL. As he spirals up around the building, we see that much has changed since BT. The jelly castle is now a sculpture of a zubba stading on it's back legs. Mingy Jongo's skull is now a hive tht is twice as big as at actual skull, as is Mumbo's skull. The place where Canary Mary once raced BK is now an actual road. The road is there for zubbas to generate electricity , as at the end of the road is a factory built over the spikes. (I'd list more changes, but my N64 broke down a while ago and I can't remember much else). When Zippop reaches the main hive, roughly 10 times the size of the others that were made over Mumbo's and Mingy's huts, he goes up to the entrance and goes in. Flying is strictly prohibited in the main hive. The zubbas use elevators and escalators to move about. Zippop reaches the entrance to Zoto's throne room, and the Guards immediatly ask what his buisness is.

Zippop: I have a gift for his majesty Zoto.

Zippop holds out a wrapped up box, saying that it's a generator that can make more electricity in and hour that the work force could make in a day.

Guard 1: You may prezzzent this wonderful gift to Zoto himzzzelf.

Guard 2: Please make sure to bow.

Both: And don't zzztay long.

The guards look at each other and start argueing.

Guard 1: That'zzz my line!

Guard 2: You alwayzzz get to zzzay more, zzzo I decided that I should get a fair share!

Guard 1: We get paid the zzzame, so why should it matter?

The guards continue to argue as Zippop enters the throne room. Zoto looks at the box Zippop is holding and asks what it is.

Zippop: Your majesty Zoto, this is a generator that can produce more electricity in an hour than the entire work force could produce in a day! I, your humble servant, give this to you as a gift.

Zoto: Zzomething'zzz fishy... Ah, well, thizzz gift is very good.

Zippop walks up and hands the box to Zoto, who eagerly opens it. When he's about halfway through Zippop starts stinging him over and over again.

Zoto: Fool. Thizzz trick will not work. I knew that you were a traitor, knew that this box was empty, and definently knew that you can't beat me.

Zippop: Why aren't you even flinching?!?

Zoto: I thought that I made that clear. Why would I celebrate something useless like I do this egg?

Zippop: That! The question mark! But... there is no grey SnS egg. You must have a shield of some sort.

Zoto: Yes I have a shield... It's right here.

With that, Zoto starts using magic on Zippop in quick succesion. After blasting Zippop with about 7 spells, he banished him from CCL. Using Telepotra, he sends Zippop out of CCL. However, he unkowingly planted him right next to the others.
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Ok, now, make sure to tell me if I can't join, and I'll delete this post.

[R Hunter]

I have no problems with you joining. However BZ, RBK and mrfleshcadge are also participants and have to give thier votes. ;)

[Zippop]

Ok. Yay!

[mrfleshcadge]

I don't mind. Not many people post in this RPG very often anway.
Well im going to post a new bit now so...

Back at MMM a time worhole opens up in Klungo's lab...

Klungo: Pleasssed to sssee you sssir.

Banjoid jumps out of the wormhole...

Banjoid: I am glad to see you to Klungo, I thought I was never going to get out of that maze.

Klungo: You sssay you have the Emerald?

Banjoid: Yes I do, it was not easy to come by.

Klungo: Right then, can I have a look at it ssso I can tell you what it can do?

Banjoid: Ok then.

Banjoid opens up a panel reavealing the Emerald...

Klungo: Ooooo! Ssssooo bright!

Banjoid: What? I wasn't like that when I got it.

Klugo: Me get it out to have a look.

Klungo reaches into Banjoid's compartment to get the Emerald, only to be shocked by it...

klungo: Oww! That hurtsss!

Banjoid: WTF?!

Klungo: Sssomething not right about you little gemssstone.

Banjoid: I think I just noticed that. Anyway, when I picked it up for the first time, I did feel kind of odd, a good kind of odd though, like something was starting to bless me with extreme power.

At that moment, Banjoid starts glowing green...

Klungo: Ahhh what the hell iss goin on?

Banjoid: I...don't...know...but...I...feel...better than ever!

Then all of a sudden, Banjoid short circuits and collapses...

Klungo: Sssir? Hello? Hellooo?

Klungo gets Banjoid onto a table and gets to work to see what has gone wrong...
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To be continued....

[mrfleshcadge]

Thats it! I am quitting the RPG! No one is posting anymore! Farewell. It was fun while it lasted.

PS: I might change my mind if people decide to post frequently.

[R Hunter]

To be honest I was hoping to hold off until BZ came back (remember he's gone for the week.) But if you want me to advance the plot ok. ;) No need to leave, though you're right we need some more people. (RBK's been gone for a little while now. :()
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In Gaia's Woods...Z-Pop lands in front of our heros.

All: Uh...

Kazooie: Oooh that must've stung.

Banjo: KAZOOIE!

RBK: Who's he?

Aura: And how'd he get here?

Kazooie: How much longer is BZ going to be in there?

R: No clue. Give him time.

Banjo: He'll be ok.

Kazooie: Meanwhile i'm bored!

Suddenly a horde of giant spiders appear from the tree branches

Aura: You HAD to say something didn't you?

BJ: Meh this won't take long. Right R?

R: S-spiders!

Spiders: Hissss...........

Remember we each listed a fear, mine was spiders. So you can guess what's about to happen :D[/b}

R: Ugh....

Banjo: R!

[b]Everyone runs over to R, who has passed out.

BJ: Uh yeah but he's still standing.

Kazooie: Passed out while standing...man he must be freaked. Wussy.

Banjo: Nevermind that we need to fight off these spiders before we're all eaten!

Spiders: Hiss!



Aura: Leave it to me!

[b]Aura pulls out what appears to be a rifle and takes aim.

Aura: Beam Arrow!

Aura fires out several small energy arrows that turn the spiders into swiss cheese. As soon as they're gone however a little girl comes running out of the forest.

Girl: You've saved us all! Oh thank you, thank you!

Kazooie: Whoa kid. Slow down and say this again?

Girl: Those spiders have been terrorizing our village for weeks now! And you've destroyed them so...

Banjo: Ah. It's no problem kiddo.

Girl: You must come to our village so that you can meet our elder, he's been around for a very long time.

RBK: Hmmm...

BJ: Exactly , long enough to know of the gems.

Kazooie: What about BZ and R?

Banjo: We can carry Hurricane with us. As for R someone slap him.

Kazooie: I'll do it!

*thwap!*

R: OW!

Kazooie: Heh heh...

R: Why'd you do that Kazooie!?

R is filled in about the spiders.

R: *shivers* Man I hate spiders. Anyway you guys are right this sounds like a good lead. *picks up hurricane* Ok let's get going.
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That's about all I can do on my own here. Once BZ gets back this and the other three (Banjo, RWPF and TQ2:MC) will be jumping again.

[Zippop]

I kinda forgot to mention that Zippop was unconcious and bably beaten up by the time he got teleported to the group. And Zippop's fear is water in larger amounts than he could drink quickly, i.e. he won't get near a lake. Or a river for that matter.

[Banjzooie]

BZ reappears after a week of absence.

BZ: Hey guys. AAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!

RBK: What's up with you?

BZ: B-b-b-BEE!!! *points at Zippop*

Kazooie: You and your stupid fear of bees. This guy's on our side.

Zippop: Name's Zippop.

BZ: Um...Okay. Just... Keep a distance from me okay Zippop? No offense, just I'm really afraid of bees.
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I can't think of a good story segment right now, sorry.

[R Hunter]

:D Read the previous page and you'll see what's going on with you.
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R and the others walk into the village where they are greeted by the elder.

Elder: I'll get to the point. I know of your mission and of your previous achivements.

Banjo: Wow...

Elder: In addition to the 6 elements that the 6 eggs you search for now hold, the remaining 7 hold 1 facet of the soul. 3 of good, 3 of evil and one that can be used for both. These eggs will augment the 6 elements and allow you to do great things, or allow Yumblie and Vira to do horrifiying things. These 7 attributes are: Courage, Envy, Kindness, Rage, Determination and Greed.

Kazooie: You missed one there old guy.

All: Kazooie!

Elder: The final attribute is Power. All souls have inner strength within them, this is evident when someone is in a rage and can do superhuman feats. This attribute is key as it can immensely power up either side. I leave it to you to guess which egg is which attribute.

R: I see. Thank you elder.

Elder: I invite you to rest here and regain your strength.

All: Sure!
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Short but that'll change. Oh and Z-Pop I ammended my previous post. ;)

[Zippop]

Just call me (and my char) Zip. And I already figured two out: Envy, green. Rage, red. Is that right?

[R Hunter]

There are six gems, one for each element (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Light and Darkness in case you forgot). Combine a gem with it's corresponding egg and the elemental powers of the one holding them will extend. We all ready know the red egg is fire, so the Ruby is its corresponding gem. Onyx is darkness, and a blindingly white Pearl is the one of light. The Sapphire is water, so the Blue egg is it's corresponding egg, as well as the Cyan egg, since it is ice and the water element contains ice. The Pink egg is air, the Yellow lightning, the two together matching the Topaz. The Green egg is earth, as well as the Emerald. All of them, except for the Ruby and Topaz, are hidden, as well as all the eggs besides the Black and Cyan ones.
Now the missing 7 eggs are:
Gray
Golden
Platinum
Midnight Blue
Tan
White
Rainbow

I'll give you two.
Gray-Determination
Golden
Platinum
Midnight Blue
Tan
White
Rainbow-Power

Whoo! I have posted in every RPG active. I am back! :)

[MewChan]

Would it be too late to join? No ones posting in the Conker Banjo crossover...

[R Hunter]

Not at all. c'mon in. :)

[MewChan]

Yeh YEA!
Name. Umarto
Age. 3 (14 in panther years)
[A panther with grey fur.]
Location. A snowy region of Click Clock Wood.
Likes. Snow, fighting, roses.
Dislikes. Bees/whasps (Thats why shes in the Winter region.), annoying people.

I'll start a side quest when someone else posts.

[Zippop]

That can't be good. My character's a bee. :eek: So, do you plan to kill me?

[MewChan]

Maybee...
Umarto looks up into the winter sky...
Umarto. Ah. I love the winter. No bees, no Eyrie, everythings quiet.
Sudenly, strange snowmen appear and throw snowballs at Umarto.
Umarto. What the-*Thwomp* OW! *Slash swpe destroy* ...Stupid Snowmen.
Just then, Nabnut runs up to Umarto.
Nabnut. Umarto! Someone stole my egg!
Umarto. Squirrels don't lay eggs.
Nabnut. No, my yellow sns egg! It's what keeps baddies from comming here! I just woke up and it was gone!
Umarto. Well, you should just go back to hybernating, i'll go find it.
Nabnut. But what about those baddies, they'l respwan and try to kill me!
Umarto. I got just the thing. *Claps hands* Hey Fargo!
A giant eagle flies down from nowhere
Umarto. Fargo here will gaurd your house!
Nabnut. Thanks Umarto. *Yawn* Good luck finding the egg!
Umarto. See you next Spring!
Umarto goes out of Click Clock Wood and searches for the Yellow sns egg.

Whoever has the Yellow (?) egg at the moment, please post so. I must find you. EDIT.//*Looks at above posts, randomly puts the Yellow egg in the list*

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Can I join, or is this thread dead?

P.S.-PM me for your answer.

:mazza

[MewChan]

Yes, you can probley join, no the thread isnt dead, i'm too lazy to PM you. XD

[Dragon_Kazooie]

what does XD mean?

[MewChan]

If you look at a certain angle, it's a person laughing. XD

[Dragon_Kazooie]

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Name:Bolt
Description:Kazooie's lightning fast brother
Age:4 years older than Kazooie
Location:unexplored side of Isle o' Hags......
likes:to play around, help people, (unlike Kazooie) and run (by far)
Dislikes:Wormholes, killing innocent people, and people picking on him
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[MewChan]

Umarto had just walked out of Click Clock Wood...
Umarto.In all the time i've been here, I never knew there was an exit out. *Walks aimlessly*
Just then, Umarto notices a Breegull out of the corner of her eye, a fast one.
Umarto. Hey! Wait up! Where am I? *Sigh* Well looks like i'll have to follow them...
Umarto dashed afer the bregull but isnt as fast, therefor making it hard to keep up.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:looks behind himself and sees Umarto and stops Hello. Do you need me for something?

[MewChan]

Umarto.*Tries to catch breath* Yeah, where am I?
Bolt.Grunty's lair, it's sorta destroied though. *Points to a hole in the side of a wall* Thats how I got in.
Umarto.Have you seen a Yellow egg? It spins around and has a question mark on it?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:I've only been told about the (?) eggs, but I've never seen any of them.
Umarto:do you have an ice key?
Bolt:No, but I have this egg!shows Umarto a big yellow egg

[MewChan]

Umarto.*Looks at egg* Hey, this kinda looks like the one Nabnut had, he said someone took it.
Bolt.No, Kazooie gave this to me, shes my sister.
Umarto.Well I think Nabnut would want it back. Lets go see if this is the one!
Umarto and Bolt head into Click Clock Wood's winter season.
5 Minutes Later.....
Umarto.Well, this is it.
Bolt.*Horified* Umarto...
On the ground of the Winter season lies a dead eygle....Fargo
Umarto.Oh my god.... Wait, if nobodys gaurding Nabnut's house... Oh god!
Bolt.*Gets hit with a snowball* Ow!
Umarto.Quick, follow me!
Umarto dashes up to Nabnut's house, Bolt follows.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

(letters around the asterisks, these ** are actions)

Bolt:*goes into Nabnut's house and see baddies*Take this!*shoots grenade eggs at baddies and all the baddies were killed*

Nabnut:thank god you two came along! I almost died back there! thanks for saving me......I am sorry, I don't know your name. who are you?

Bolt:I am Bolt. Umarto lead me here and thought this was yours.*hands Nabnut the Yellow egg*

Nabnut:Well, what's this?*Nabnut examines the egg and washes it under hot water, yellow paint falls off, and question maks appear*It is! It the one and only yellow ? egg! with this, I have lightning powers, so I should be safe without you guys.

Umarto:THATS why you have that on your table in the winter....

Nabnut:Yes, so now I can protect myself, so it doesn't look like I need your help any more! Here, take these!*Nabnut gives Bolt and Umarto turbo trainers*

Umarto:Thanks Nabnut! I'll see you in spring!

Nabnut:see ya!

Bolt:*as they're walking out*I don't need these, so take 'em! now you can catch to me when I run, which means...........

Umarto:Now you can run with out me having to slow down!

Bolt:YES!!!

[MewChan]

Umarto.Finaly! *Puts on Turbo Trainers* Hmm...They'd look better in blue, what do you think?
Bolt.*allredy started running without her*
Umarto.Hey! *Runs after Blot, shoes start to slow and eventulay slow down alltoghther*
Bolt.And THIS is why I don't trust squirrels.
Umarto.Oh well, at least were farther than we were, right?
Umarto and Bolt are in Caldron Keep, BT.
Bolt.Woah...
Umarto.Holy crap! We just switched games! Werent we in BK?
Bolt.Yeah, we were.
Klungo (Not the member.).Hey! What are cat and Kazooie looking bird doing here?
Umarto.I'm....a....PANTHER! *Slashes Klungo but fails to do anything too bad*
Bolt.I'm not Kazooie... I think you can stop beating this hag man looking thing now.
Umarto.*Grr* Never call me cat.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Hey look!*looks at top of tower and sees B.O.B.*what's that still doing up there? I thought Banjo and Kazooie took care of that thing. looks like it's back.......

Klungo:HELLLLLLOOOOO! big freak over here!!!!

Bolt:*shoots a grenade egg at klungo*SHUT UP!!!...ahem.....sorry, he just interrupted my thinking, I HATE when people do that!

Umarto:I think we should hurry, that thing could fire the island any minute!

Bolt:Oh goodness! Does that mean Mingy and Blobelda are still alive, or..............

Umarto:What?

Bolt:We could've traveled back in time.

Umarto:*has a surprised look on her face* you mean.......

Bolt:Yes, my running can sometimes make a rip in the space time continuium!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
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Mew, take it from here.

[MewChan]

Umarto.Well, thats not good. Well no time for that! Lets save the past. Or whatever.
Umarto and Bolt run up to the B.O.B, but it's still being made.
Bolt.Well at least it isnt working yet. *Shoots grenade egg at it anyway*
Grunty.Whats going on?
Umarto and Bolt.Oh noes!
Will Bolt and Umarto get their asses kicked? Will Grunty do something stupid? And- Klungo.Hello? "Shadup!" Find out next time!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:What have you done with my sister?!

Grunty:You mean Kazooie?

Bolt:Yes, you evil hag! Now tell me where they are!

Grunty:They're at the roof, about to be killed by the Hag 1!

Umarto:Wait, so then what happened to the B.O.B. before Bolt hurled a grenade egg at it?

Grunty:Banjo blew the energy back at the Jinjo King and Bottles, so after they left to go to the roof, it started to short cicuit. Now, I must be heading to the roof now. I will stop Banjo and Kazooie, then with the B.O.B., their life will swop back to me! HAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[MewChan]

Umarto.Not exactly. *Runs up onto the roof, tripping Grunty* Come on Bolt!
Bolt.*Runs up too*
Grunty.Klungo! Stop them! Use the wepon!
Klungo.What wepon?
Grunty. The secret wepon you idiot!
Umarto and Blot just sit there for about 5 minutes...
Klungo.Ohh.... That one! *Pulls out giant armor tank with losts of wepons* Time to die kitty and birdy!
Umarto.Don't.....ever......call.......me....KITTY! !!!!
Bolt.Oh dear...

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Umarto:*pounces on Klungo, starts slashing like crazy, and shoots a beam of death out of her mouth, then throws Klungo off the top of the tower and falls into the purple acid stuff*

Sorry misssssssstresssssssssssss, I have.....

Umarto:SHAAAADDDUP!!!!*shoots Klungo another time*

Klungo:*get's out, but tank armor melts and is sacrificed, and klungo runs* ssssscary ki.......panther!!!*trips and falls off cliff*MISSSSSTRESSSSSSS!!!!!!

Grunty:I'll put you two to my prison!*puts Bolt in bird cage, shoots a KO dart at Umarto, and locks her up in a kennel*

Umarto:*wakesup and looks around*this sucks, they're probably going to put us in a zoo or somethin'.

Bolt:I gotta feeling that Kazooies not gonna put up too well.......

[MewChan]

Grunty.Well what are you going to do now Kitty?
Umarto.Don't call me kitty.
Grunty.Kitty kitty kitty.
Umarto.Grrr..
Grunty:........KITTY
Umarto.*Shoots another death beam blasting the bars off the kennel, shooting Grunty and slicing her arm off* MUhahahaahhaahahhaha! *Has gone insane*
???.Woah. Umarto calm down, take your meds, eat soem peanuts, go to sleep.
Bolt.Uhh...Who are you?
???.I'm Namu, Umarto's brother.
[Insert aniclimax here.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:I Tid! I Tid Tee a putty cat!

Namu:..........why'd you do that?

Bolt:I wanted to humor my self...........anyway, can you get me outta here?

Namu:Sure, DARKNESS!!*uses dark magic to break the door*

Bolt:how'd you do that?!

Namu:With this!*shows Bolt and Umarto black ? egg*

Bolt and Umarto:Holy crap!

to be continued......

[MewChan]

Namu.Now where the hell did Umarto go? ...Oh crap
Umarto has gone on a psysopath spree
Namu.This happens every time she dosnt take her meds. Come here. *Tranquils Umaro*
Bolt.Okay lets save my sister and pal and get out of here.
Grunty.Not so fast! *Pulls out knife* It's not over yet.
Namu.*Shoots Grunty with lazer eye beam* Give it up hag.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Grunty, prepare to get schooled!*uses the wing whack so friggin' fast he slices her up into pieces, and throws them off a cliff*TAKE THIS!!!!*shoots tons of grenade eggs at the pieces*

Grunty's Soul:*as she floats up*I will get you next time!

Namu:No you won't!

Grunty's Soul:*stops floating*Oh crap!*rushes down to the pits of hell, just then our heroes hear evil hell-like laughing*

Bolt and Namu:That stupid hag won't bother me now!

[mrfleshcadge]

what the hell? do you actaully read any of this? klungo was at mad manster mansion not caldron keep. ah who cares.
Back at mad monster mansion, klungo is still fixing Banjoid.....

Klungo: Musst repair banjoid.

he reaches to a table ful of odd looking tools and picks up a really big drill....

Klungo: Thiss ssshould do it!

he drills a few things into Banjoid then Banjoid suddenly comes alive again....

Klungo: YAY!

Banjoid: Shut up stupid minion!

Banjoid picks up klungo and throws him across the room....

Klungo: arg! What wass that for sssir?

Banjoid: I have no need for your stupidity anymore!

Klungo: What?

Banjoid: The mechanisms in this body were too weak to contain the power of the Emerald. Now you have made me stronger by repairing them, so now I can use the power! Another stupid move there my fellow Klungo! Now I bid you farewell.

Banjoid summons a cage of vines round Klungo imprisoning him...

Banjoid: It is impossible to resist m power!

At that moment, Banjoid's eyes glow green. Then Banjoid makes a time wormhole and jumps in.....

[MewChan]

Yeah were kinda just, Destroying this one. *Deletes all her posts from RP and makes a new one*

[actionwebgamer]

Vote if you want me to tear down this RP.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

We Still Want It!!!!!

[MewChan]

No, we'll just make our own, Right Bolt? Besides, you guys have gotten WAY too far in this one to kill it.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

sure, but I wanted to see R Hunter. oh well! He might just join ours!

P.S.-Mew, I replied to the 100 annoying things to do thread!

[MewChan]

OT.I noticed! I replied too.
Yes, people might join the Super Awsome RP of Doom!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

shweet!

[Banjzooie]

Well, R Hunter and I have decided to tear down this RPG. Sorry Mrfleshcadge, you were a great contributor to the RPG but it just sorta died...

[R Hunter]

Yes indeed. However i'll make a log of all of the story so that we can continue this one day. After all the plot is a solid one and i'd hate to waste it. My thanks to everyone that's contributed to this. :)

[MewChan]

Is this my fault for reviving it and RP spamming? Oh god, I'm realy sorry about that.

[R Hunter]

Nah. It's just that everyone that began posting in this just kinda stopped. No worries i've made a log of the main body of the story so that it can be revived at some point. Now if you want to join an RP why not join us in the Journey Quest? We'd be happy to have you. ;)

[MewChan]

I'm okay for now, thanks though. The story's kinda moving quick. *Randomly makes a cameo in the JQ RP*

[Zippop]

hehe, I left for Gaia Online. That's where I've been. Sorry.