The Lamest Chat Ever

[Banjo64]

Read on.

Welcome! You have entered [Anything Goes] at 12:18 pm
[Anything Goes]: Banjo64 has entered at 12:18 pm
[Banjo64] 12:19 pm: halp i cnats find mah gramarr
[ParadoxAuthor] 12:19 pm: Hey everybody!
[ParadoxAuthor] 12:19 pm: Hey!
[Banjo64] 12:19 pm: yaaaaaaah?
[ParadoxAuthor] 12:19 pm: THAT BEE MAH JOKES D00DZORS!
[Banjo64] 12:20 pm: THEN WE WILL FIGHT FOR IT!
[ParadoxAuthor] 12:20 pm: YOO N0 OWNZ 17 D00DZ
[Banjo64] 12:20 pm: *Punch*
[Banjo64] 12:21 pm: *crotch shot*
[Banjo64] 12:21 pm: *noogie*
[ParadoxAuthor] 12:21 pm: 1 K33L J00
[ParadoxAuthor] 12:21 pm: *erases Banjo64 from existence*
[Banjo64] 12:21 pm: ONOZ HE CAN HAS K33L
[ParadoxAuthor] 12:22 pm: I win!
[Banjo64] 12:22 pm: BUT IZ A ZOMBIE NOW!
[Banjo64] 12:22 pm: WAAARGH!
[ParadoxAuthor] 12:22 pm:...
[Banjo64] 12:23 pm: *bites ParadoxAuthor*
[Banjo64] 12:23 pm: NOW U A ZOMBIE 2
[Anything Goes]: ParadoxAuthor has left at 12:24 pm
[Banjo64] 12:24 pm: SO NOW WEZ MUST DANCE DA THRILLER!
[Banjo64] 12:25 pm: DO DE DO DE DO!


Sigh... I can't belive I wrote that...

[ConkerTribe]

lol...

Thrillaaaaahhh, Thrillah night, dun, dun, dun dun dund ... dun... Yeah, I don't know the words to that song AT ALL.

[Mister Mxyzptlk]

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark. Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart. You try to scream, but terror takes the sund before you make it. You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes - you're paralyzed, 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night, and no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike! You know, it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!

You hear a door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run. You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun. You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, but all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind - you're out of time, 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller tonight!

Night creaures call. The dead start to walk in their masquerade. There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)! This is the end of your life.

They're out to get you! There's demons closing in on every side. They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial. Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together. All through the night, I'll save you from the terrors on the screen. I'll make you see that it's a thriller, thriller night,
'cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try! Girl, this is thriller, thriller night, so let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller,
thriller here tonight!

Thriller, thriller night, so let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, OW!

Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood to terrorize y'awl's neighborhood. And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down must stand and face the hounds of hell and rot inside a corpse's shell! The foulest stench is in the air - the funk of forty thousand years. And grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom! And though you fight to stay alive your body starts to shiver for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller!!!

Bwahaahahaahahahahaahahahaha!! Muaahahaahahhahahahaahah!!!

[enjoi7ca]

This reminds me of once I was watching the World Series of Poker and this guy said, "If I win this hand I'm gonna pull of the Thriller dance." Then after he wins he pulls of a horrible impression lol. Pretty random I know.

[ConkerKing]

This reminds me of that one time where I

[dmoss]

I laughed. I laughed.

[Mag]

I have a snippet of a very old Gabbly chat saved onto my laptop.
I found it last Sunday. :P