ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[crosseyes]

1. I'm not sure if this belongs here, but oh well.

this is a simple yet, fun game.

how to play:
simple. ask a stupid question that just came to your mind about anything B-K related. then answer with a stupid answer.

i.e.:

person1:

Q: stupid question.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
person2:

A: stupid answer

Q: stupid question
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
person3:

A: stupid answer
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and so on.

I'll start:

Q. wouldn't shooting fire eggs out of kazooie's crap-hole catch it on fire?

[Kablamooie]

A: I guess not.

Q: How did Banjo get his necklace?

[PaintGamma]

A: E-Bay!

Q: Where's the black egg?

[Kablamooie]

A: A black box.

Q: How can Kazooie hold Banjo up in the air?

[Klungo]

We must have posted at the same time. Ignore this post.

[RareBK]

A: Magic weightlessness boots!

Q: How do you become a polar bear?

[crosseyes]

bottles gave it to him

how did grunty come back to life, but still be dead in B-T?

[ronhasnopantson]

A reply to: How to do you become a polar bear?

A: Shove the ice key up Banjo's _____, and find out.

Q: How does Kazooie stay inside Banjo's backpack without flying away?

[Klungo]

Crosseyes. Can you edit your post as well. After all you answered to my post which was done at the same time as kabloomie's.

[crosseyes]

hahahaha, already everybodies posts are coming in late or early. it took three days before this happened last time I made a similar thread :P.

fresh Q: will my B-T download ever finish? it's 41% started midnight last night.

[ronhasnopantson]

A: That's why you shouldn't emu. lol

Q: How can you jump into a cauldron and it send you somewhere? physics?!... ururururrr....

[crosseyes]

secret passages underneath them?

will I come up with a good B-K related question? (having mental block here...)

[ronhasnopantson]

A: Will I come up with a stupid answer?

Q: Why do jiggies talk?

[Ultima Manic]

Cos everything talks!

[crosseyes]

A: they talk? wtf!?!?

Q: could they make the speed shoes look more...speedy?

[ronhasnopantson]

A: Yeah, they made them look that way just too make you ask questions.

Q: Will Rareware ever release a debug rom and all of it's BK alpha and beta materials?

[R Hunter]

A.They did but yours was lost in the mail.

Q.Will Mumbo ever learn proper English?

[Mumbo Dumbo]

A.Mumbo no know what you talking about.

Q.Why do veggies attack in spiral mountain?

[actionwebgamer]

A. 1000 years ago a mad scientist accidently gave the vegetables eyes, but they were mad he didn't give them brains so now they hop around killing things, and once they get strong enough, they will get their revenge!

Q. What is wrong with me?

[R Hunter]

A.How big do you want the list? j/k

Q.Will SnS ever be solved?

[RareBK]

A: It will be in 2222!

Q: How many molecules is banjo made up of?

[Klungo]

A: the same ammount as how many Mumbos it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

Q: Why is Mumbo called Mumbo?

[Banjzooie]

A: Somewhere between 1 and 6-million.

Q: In BK, why don't the Jinjos leave after you rescue them?
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I think this topic needs to be moved to the Creative Cavern, that's where forum games go.

[crosseyes]

A: the jinjos try to leave, but hit the ceiling and fall back down.

Q: why can't you have fire, ice, and gernade eggs in banjo-kazooie?

[Mumbo Dumbo]

A. .....and Rare strikes again...

Q. How many words rhyme with Mumbo?

[Andre]

Answer: One, Gumbo.

Question: If Steve Jobs and Bill Gates had a baby, what operating system would it use and why?

[qqwref]

A: Linux, because it's the only one that will still be around in ten years.

Q: Why does Banjo's nose sometimes go through walls?

[ronhasnopantson]

A: Because Banjo likes to get 'stoned'.

Q: Why did this thread change forums?

[Andre]

Answer: Because this game belongs in the game forum. :)

Question: What is my last name?

[P.o.t.O]

A: Andre Noobeatus.

Q: Why does this game seem oddly familiar to my "What Would You Do If?" topic?

[R Hunter]

A: Same format. (DUH!!!) :D

Q: Other then me who is Phantom's greatest rival?

[crosseyes]

A: goast

Q: who is goast and what does any of this have to do with BK?

[actionwebgamer]

A: He is actually Tiptup, but you spelled his name wrong.

Q: What is the best Genesis game ever?

[R Hunter]

A. Super Mario Bros. :D

Q: Who's a better spellcaster? Humba or Mumbo?

[Kyoshiro1217]

mumbo!!!! :D

Does Banjo ever get tired of carrying Kazooie?

[Kyoshiro1217]

A.mumbo!!!! :D

Q.Does Banjo ever get tired of carrying Kazooie?

[Mumbo Dumbo]

A. No

Q.Why does Kyoshiro1217 double post instead of editing?

[R Hunter]

A. it unlocks SnS.

Q: Should we get back to BK only questions now?

[Kyoshiro1217]

A. No

Q.Why does Kyoshiro1217 double post instead of editing?

woops...i'll make sure not to do that again...

A.yes

Q.Why is banjo a bear and kazooie a bird?

[crosseyes]

A: better than a dog and a fox...no wait....that was STH's original design.

Q: will mumbo and wumba ever 'get together'?

[actionwebgamer]

A: Yes. A rumor has started going around that if you get Mumbo to talk to Humba enough times, they 'get together' and it unlocks STOP N' SWOP!!!!

Q: What has Mumbo under his mask?

BONUS Q FOR YOU AMERICANS: What has Double D under his hat?

[R Hunter]

A: The microsoft symbol. (oh wait that's P.o.t.O...:D)

Q: What happened to Tooty?

BOUNUS A: No idea. Whenever the thing comes off he always finds something to cover it. Like the time he used pantyhose.

[actionwebgamer]

A: She died in a car accident.

Q: Why didn't I think people watched that show?
OR
Q: Why is Banjo an anthropomorphic bear?

[qqwref]

A: Because it only exists when a thermonucleonic transfermium reactor is coupled with the 7th Koczwalzian dimension.

A: He isn't. Your TV must be screwed up.

Q: Who is my middle name?

[platinum jiggy]

A. wr

Q. why am I cooler than JiggyWiggy!?!

[crosseyes]

A. because you killed him.

Q. will jiggywiggy also come back as a zombie to try and kill us?

[actionwebgamer]

A. No, he will be too busy starring in "Resident Evil DS"

Q. What's a "Banjo-Kazooie"?

[crosseyes]

A. what happens when you shove a kazooie through the hole in a banjo and play it as one intrument.

Q. why did they name her Tootie, instead of just flutie?

[platinum jiggy]

A. because she's from the makers of Tootsi Rolls!

Q. why is it that when a jiggy and a platinum jinjo have a kid, the kid is a platinum jiggy? ;)

[crosseyes]

A. some crazy genetic mutation

Q. was his mom or dad the jiggy?

[platinum jiggy]

A. Dad=Jinjo

Q. Why should it matter if their dead?

[nax16]

it doesnt

why is grunty called grunty wen all she does is screach?

[RareBK]

A: Because If they changed her name to screechey they would have made her the main chararcter

Q: Why does bottles turn evil?

[platinum jiggy]

A. Because he can!

Q. How do you make bottles evil?

[crosseyes]

I'm not sure, but I did it by flying into the waterfall cave at the beggining of the game (spiral mountain)

why didn't the stupid mole listen to mumbo? he's a shaman!

[platinum jiggy]

A.Because when your a mole shaman, you don't have to listen to anyone!

Q.why do people spam about milk?

[crosseyes]

A. because you did (J/K!) and it comes from cows.

Q. is there a charecter on BK that gives milk?

[actionwebgamer]

A. Kazooie. No, I'm just messing with you.

Q. Does DK have any donkey heritage?

(Woo, half of 666!)

[crosseyes]

A. yip. in 500 B.C. china, king kong )^&)&'d a donkey. (J/K again)

Q. what else did KK do?

[banjordan]

A. Try to get into the BK cartridge.

Q. What is Banjo's fix?

[MewChan]

A.42!
Q.Why is it that Tooty makes you go all the way back to Grunty's lair after you rescured her?

[Mumbo Dumbo]

A. She's mean that way.
Q. How old is Banjo?

[MewChan]

A.He has no age, he's a spirit that lives forever...
Q.Can Bottles fly?

[R Hunter]

A.Yeah but he'll be hopsitlized afterward.

Q. Can Bees think?

[Mumbo Dumbo]

A. Yes, they are very intelligent creatures that are planning our destruction this very instant.

Q. How many bees does it take to kill you?

[MewChan]

A.Depends if your a bear or not.
Q.Wich BK caricter needs mental help?

[crosseyes]

A. I think I'll start with mumbo.

Q. who's the strangest BK charecter?

[Some Banjo Guy]

A. That one torch guy from Grunty Industries.

Q. Why Banjo? Why not Gutar or Trumpet?

[actionwebgamer]

A. Because no one likes the banjo.

Q. Why thou kicketh ass?

[auhin]

Because thou donkey bit me.

Why is the Wasteland in IOH caled a Wasteland when there is a weird blue platform thing with a bubble in that area?

[actionwebgamer]

A. Thou donkey put it there. Don't you listen?!

Q. Why does "Q" stand for question?

[auhin]

Because he can't sit for question, as he has no chair. Poor guy.

Why does Quagmire sound so funny?

[crosseyes]

A. 'cause Quagmire likes to go "Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy' real fast (I know what your really talking about).

Q. how come the 'have most of the game finished' code on BT finishes the whole game?

[auhin]

Because they didn't want to excite you that much. :/ (I meant Quagmire from BT lol)

Why is it that Gruntilda makes so many statues of her face?

[crosseyes]

so everyone could see how ugly she 'was after she sucked the beauty out of tooty'.

what happens when you use the walk-through walls code on the door on the other side of the beauty room?

[mrfleshcadge]

BLA!

Why does the game "jiggy out" if you use the moonjump code to go out of level boudaries?

[MewChan]

A.[Insert answer here.]
Q.How come I cant find the first water riser button in BK?

[actionwebgamer]

A. ...Seriously? Just turn into the pumpkin, leave MMM, go into the hole in the 2nd house, turn back into BK, smash the coffin, and press the button.

Q. Why am I horrible at explaining things?

[auhin]

Becuase you didn't take Explaining Things as a class in school.

[MewChan]

A.No question.

Q.Where did auhin's qestion go?

[RareBK]

A: Down my pants, wait, I'm not wearing pants..

Q: Why is MewChan in a Mental Hospital?

[R Hunter]

A: We've been over this, the official name is Rare Witch Project. And it's not a hospital it's an asylum.

Q: Why is the sky? (answer THIS!!!:p)

[MewChan]

A.Blue? Because it is.

Q.Can Banjo travel through time?

[crosseyes]

A. tiptup stole it.

Q. (time to get you) how do you solve SNS?

[R Hunter]

A: I could tell you but then i'd have to kill ya. ;)

Q: What DOES Subdrag look like?

[Zippop]

A: A Dragon from Subrosia(tLoZ:Oracle of Seasons reference;))

Q: How does R Hunter come up with such good bits in the RPGs?

[MewChan]

A.He's smarter than us.

Q.Where is the end? What is the end?

[R Hunter]

A.He's smarter than us.
*Laughs so hard he wets himself* That's nice to say but THAT ain't it. ;) Me? Smart? Yeah and the punch is a healty, vitamin carrying drink.

A: The end is just an illusion. You can keep going until you run out of gas.

Q: (Moving back to banjo related questions) Why doesn't grunty just make a potion to make her pretty?

[mrfleshcadge]

A: She isn't THAT smart!

B: Why is GBTG so short?

[crosseyes]

A. cause banjo and kazooie came in and destroyed about half the game.

Q. why do they do that?

[actionwebgamer]

A. Who? What? When? Where?

Q. Why is it so many people are online, yet none of them post?

[Zippop]

A: They're looking at worthwhile things in the GC board

Q: Why do I like this board more than GG? I mean, they have a shoutbox, tons of smilies, pre-made avatars....

[auhin]

Because Ice Mario and SubDrag used their skillz to hypnotize you into liking this board more.

What happens if you punch in "TINAYOUFATLARDCOMEGETSOMEDINNER" into the sandcastle floor?

[Zippop]

A: A roasted turkey appears in your hands and an obese lady waddles in and eats you

Q: How do I come up with these?

[auhin]

(lol that was hilarious! thanks for the laugh)
You use common sense.

What happens when you punch in "BANJOISAHAPPYDUDEBuTNOTWHENHEISINTHENUDE"?

[MewChan]

A.Banjo becomes a nudest and the games rating goes to M.

Q.What would happen if there were a BK .hack crossover?

[actionwebgamer]

A. Foamy would cry.

Q. Can somebody get me out of here?

[MewChan]

A.Sure! *Sends AWG to a firey pit*

Q.Why does AWG not like Foamy? Just because his rants are kinda vulgar, there funny as hell.

[actionwebgamer]

A. He does not like his opinions disturbed.

Q. Why won't Spiderman get out of my room?

[MewChan]

A.Because you didnt say anything about Banjo Kazooie.
Q.Where have I seen this game before?

[actionwebgamer]

A.Sure! *Sends AWG to a firey pit*

Q.Why does AWG not like Foamy? Just because his rants are kinda vulgar, there funny as hell.
Well, neither did you.

A. It was glued to your face.

Q. Why is Foamy, the loveable, joyous squirrel we've all come to love?

[auhin]

A. I would know if I knew who Foamy was. (Foamy sounds retarted lol)

Q. What does Mumbo turn you into while in Potty World?

[MewChan]

A.I don't know and I don't care.

Q.Why does Banjo have a big head?

[auhin]

A. He ate to much cheeze wiz!

Q. Where does Nipper go after you defeat him? His shell's empty.

[R Hunter]

A: Club Med. Rare owed him a vacation.

Q: Where is Banjo-Threeie?

[MewChan]

A.In the nearest Max and Erma's restruant of corse!

Q.Why hasnt Rare told us what Sns Realy IS?

[auhin]

A. Because then they'd have to kill us.

Q. Why is Tiptup overlooked?

[MewChan]

A.Because he's made of cheese.

Q.Why wont those stupid [Bleep] snowmen die allredy?!?