Uh, yeah, hi.

[Ze_Professor]

Hi. I'm Ze_Professor (obviously) and yeah, I'm new. I'm also looking for an avatar of Ze Professor I could use here. Cause like, I can't find on on zat thing you call Google. Well I did, but it's too big, and I can't resize it without loseing a huge chunk of ze picture. So, yeah, does anyone here have one? Any help vould be appricated.

[YellowYoshi]

Welcome to the Rare Witch Project! Have fun! Oh, and heres a big giant cookie.

[Ultima Manic]

Don't drink the punch. You don't want to know what's in it. It's highly flammable, watch *ignites punch*. See?

[Ze_Professor]

Oh, thanks. *eats cookie* Now, do you have ze picture? Vell, right now I'm assumeing zat ze awnser is no... anyways... does anyone have an avator of Ze Professor I could use? Or a picture I could of him I could use as ze avator?

[Ze_Professor]

Don't drink the punch. You don't want to know what's in it. It's highly flammable, watch *ignites punch*. See?

Ah yes, ze punch, ze punch is flammable. Hmmm.... *takes some to study* I vonder what makes this explode... hmmmmm.... very interesting. Oh, by ze way, do YOU have a picture of ze professor zat I could use as an avator?

[Ultima Manic]

I don't even know what Ze Professor is other than you. Stop asking.

[Gruntling]

Um, velcome to zee forums! :D Look out for stray members and don't drink the punch!

[Ze_Professor]

I don't even know what Ze Professor is other than you. Stop asking.

Oh, sorry about zat. In that case, I assume zat you have not played ze Conkers Bad Fur Day, or Live and Reloaded for that matter, Hmm? Anyvays, never mind that now, I'll just have to keep searching for ze avator. Oh, and Gruntling, thank you for ze welcomeing.

[RareBK]

Welcome... And why doesnt P.o.t.O rip peoples pants off anymore?

[R Hunter]

Sub asked him not to. And when an admin speaks ya better listen. :) That aside welcome Prof. You'll find a lot of research subejcts...I mean friendly members here so feel free to enjoy yourself. ;)

[Icy Guy]

Velcome to ze forums. Since I have ze Xbox hooked up to ze capture card, I might be able to get a gut picture of Ze Professor (or Professor Von Kriplespac, according to multiplayer). Vill zis vurk?

[Ze_Professor]

Velcome to ze forums. Since I have ze Xbox hooked up to ze capture card, I might be able to get a gut picture of Ze Professor (or Professor Von Kriplespac, according to multiplayer). Vill zis vurk?

Ah yes. Zat vould work very very vell. Please, try your best at getting ze avator, please. Thanks in advance.
Edit: Thank you for ze welcomeing Wily and R Hunter.

[Wily]

Welcome to rarewaitchproject Ze Professor and a lot of Fun.

[P.o.t.O]

*In a giant quake with hellfire bellowing out of the giant crack in the lobby, the infamous Phantom rises out of hell and closes the crack with the his mind*

Hello Professor. *Extends the Reaver to Ze Professor's throat,* Read the forum rules, and remember, A smart poster is a live poster.

[BlueBreegull]

Well, I've never seen anyone type with an accent before. That's just silly!

Pulls ze lever

Ze anvil vith ze words 'Velcome to ze RWP' falls on Ze_Professor

Munches on ze weiner

[MewChan]

All right. A fellow Conker's Bad fur Day fan. I'm MewChan (Neo_Conker, Maw116 you get the point.) Well, i'm a noob too! Fear my noobness...

[Grey Jinjo]

Velcome... but... oh dear god you got me doing it.

[MewChan]

Quick! Get some RWPunch in you system! Watch some Geico comercails!

[golden jiggy]

Well, I've never seen anyone type with an accent before. That's just silly!

For all you know I'm typing in an english accent and you can't tell. ;)

[trevor]

Oy P.o.t.o. I still want my pants back from when I first joined.
Please give me them back or I'll...I'll... :mad:
Oh why dose nobody reply to my poasts about GoldenEye (http://www.rarewitchproject.com/forums/showthread.php?p=30484#post30484) anymore... :confused:

[MewChan]

Now you know how I feel, no one replies to my random messeges...

[trevor]

What random messages. I've searched the forum for it and it is knowhere to be seen...

Wheres Subdrag now-a-days??? Not even Sub's replyed to GoldenEye (http://www.rarewitchproject.com/forums/showthread.php?p=30484#post30484).

Trev

[Klungo]

I found an avatar for you. I hope that you like it.

[Ultima Manic]

Would that fit?