Ask Dr. Rabbit!

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Hellooooo there! I'm Dr. Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist!

I've been around the world, working for Colegate, telling everyone about flossing daily...

So, ask me a question! Squadilah!

[DarkJinjo]

...what?

Rabbit dentist?

...Is that from something?

:p


Edit: that's my question. ^^

[RiderOnTheStorm]

...what?

Rabbit dentist?

...Is that from something?

:p


Edit: that's my question. ^^

I'm the world's only rabbit dentist!!!!


(EDIT: Watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyWe1T86nq0)

[mafefe]

Dr. Rabbit, will Colgate decide to delete this topic due to copyrite

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Dr. Rabbit, will Colgate decide to delete this topic due to copyrite

...I own Colgate, so yes

[DarkJinjo]

How are you still alive? I just saw your rocket blow up.

[RiderOnTheStorm]

I went to South America, by using the children as a protective shield. The blood and guts spewed everywhere, but I was unharmed. I used intestines to tie some ship pieces together, making a raft. I used an arm and brought some other body parts for food, and after a week, I was cold, bloody, and a canibal. Once I reached South Amereica, I went to North America, found the nearest bar, drunk myself under the table for, oh I don't know, twelve hours or more? I tried to drive, hitting many, killing a few in the process. I am writing this from Alkatraz as we speak, as I am a murderer, I have multiple DUI's, and I'm just sick in the head.




Or did I, I might be completely innocent!

[IronCrue34]

Am I allowed to use aim instead of colgate?
http://bradley.chattablogs.com/aimtoothpaste.jpg
Please?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Oh, sure, sure you can....

*gets out pistol*


...you can use whatever toothpaste you want...

[mafefe]

Dr. Rabbit, how did you survive this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEyKiQUDEfk)?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Dr. Rabbit, how did you survive this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEyKiQUDEfk)?

Silly fool, those chips aren't doing anything for your teeth.

[mafefe]

Dr Rabbit, I am eating many potato chips.

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Dr Rabbit, I am eating many potato chips.

*shoots mafefe's bag of chips*

Remember, chips won't help your teeth...now, you should floss, muther f***er

*flosses mafefe's teeth with barbed wire*

[mafefe]

*shoots mafefe's bag of chips*

Remember, chips won't help your teeth...now, you should floss, muther f***er

*flosses mafefe's teeth with barbed wire*

That isn't me. That is Meanjo. Dr. Rabbit, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!

[RiderOnTheStorm]

That isn't me. That is Meanjo. Dr. Rabbit, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!

*stops*

*Dr Rabbit stares down at the bloody mess in Minjo's mouth. Teeth no longer white, but a dark crimson. The wire in his hands is dripping with blood, both from Minjo's mouth and Rabbit's own hand, as he was too careless to think. He droppes the barbbed wire to the ground, and steps back, letting Minjo fall back on his head, unconcious*


I...I...I meant to get you mafefe...







*shoots mafefe in the teeth*

[mafefe]

*stops*

*Dr Rabbit stares down at the bloody mess in Minjo's mouth. Teeth no longer white, but a dark crimson. The wire in his hands is dripping with blood, both from Minjo's mouth and Rabbit's own hand, as he was too careless to think. He droppes the barbbed wire to the ground, and steps back, letting Minjo fall back on his head, unconcious*


I...I...I meant to get you mafefe...







*shoots mafefe in the teeth*

You just shot Rideronthestorm D:

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Sir Rider is wearing bulletproof armor, and helmet. He was not harmed.


*throws a Colegate toothpaste bottle at mafefe*

[curious]

Curious enters the room and has no idea what is going on, but feels left out, so this heroin grabs the closest thing she can lay her hands on and pegs it at the closest person.

Heroin=Hero woman
NOT ice

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Curious enters the room and has no idea what is going on, but feels left out, so this heroin grabs the closest thing she can lay her hands on and pegs it at the closest person.

Heroin=Hero woman
NOT ice

That's NOT A QUESTION

*throws two syringes filled with numbing stuff it it at curious, hitting both her legs, causing her to collapse*

[Crystal Mech]

Did you say what what, in the butt?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Did you say what what, in the butt?

*cough*


...I don't like to talk about that era of my life...

[Tommy Walker]

How many licks of a toad does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?

[DarkJinjo]

*slaps Dr. Rabbit*

Now what, playa?!?1?1!

....

....

'N WUT!

[RiderOnTheStorm]

*slaps Dr. Rabbit*

Now what, playa?!?1?1!

....

....

'N WUT!

*pistol whipps DarkJinjo*


That's what, mutha ****aaaaaaaa

[RiderOnTheStorm]

How many licks of a toad does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?

Enough to not remeber what happened between the licking and jail.

[Crystal Mech]

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

But what do they not have? :thinking:

[DarkJinjo]

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

But what do they not have? :thinking:

Did BananaFoam REALLY make that up? :thinking::smug::p

[RiderOnTheStorm]

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

But what do they not have? :thinking:

Well, it's the Hardware Store, they have EVERYTHING.

[KEWB]

Toki: Dr. Rabbits. I've got to asks...... did you votes for your favorite Dethklok member on our threads? You voted for me, rights??????

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Toki: Dr. Rabbits. I've got to asks...... did you votes for your favorite Dethklok member on our threads? You voted for me, rights??????

...Toki, I have to agree with my asistaint rider, you suck.

I'd say Pickles, or Nathan.

[DarkJinjo]

If you had to pick, a block of cheese or A GLOCK TO THE 4HEAD madude??

[RiderOnTheStorm]

If you had to pick, a block of cheese or A GLOCK TO THE 4HEAD madude??

A block of cheese...that's better for your teeth! (See, I'm a dentist, remeber?)

[KEWB]

...Toki, I have to agree with my asistaint rider, you suck.

I'd say Pickles, or Nathan.

Toki: Well f*** you then! Brushing your teeths is stupid anyways! :mad:

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Toki: Well f*** you then! Brushing your teeths is stupid anyways! :mad:

*stabs Toki in the mouth, and cuts out all his teeth, and his tounge*

How stupid are they now, eh?

[DarkJinjo]

*stabs Toki in the mouth, and cuts out all his teeth, and his tounge*

How stupid are they now, eh?

Uhumm... Doc. He said BRUSHING teeth is stupid, not HAVING teeth.

*Dr Rabbit chuckles at the misunderstanding*

TOKI! NOW!

*toki leaps out with a chainsaw*




What happens next?

[Tommy Walker]

Dr. Rabbit, can I take a hammer to my kneecap and smash it?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Uhumm... Doc. He said BRUSHING teeth is stupid, not HAVING teeth.

*Dr Rabbit chuckles at the misunderstanding*

TOKI! NOW!

*toki leaps out with a chainsaw*




What happens next?

*Dr Rabbit moves out of the way, letting Toki to fall on his chainsaw*


I told you, you f***ers, you don't f**k with Dr. Rabbit.

[KEWB]

*Dr Rabbit moves out of the way, letting Toki to fall on his chainsaw*


I told you, you f***ers, you don't f**k with Dr. Rabbit.

Nathan: ........that's f***ing metal.

*Toki walks in*

Toki: Hey ev- WHAT THE F***??????? WHAT HAPPENNEDS TO MY DOUBLE???? I can'ts believes ANOTHER one died. We were goings to go pal around. :(

[Crystal Mech]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT??? !??!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?

[KEWB]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT??? !??!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?

Okay, just in case anyone didn't get that reference, click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_Metalocalypse#Dethklok.27s_doubles). And watch that episode, damnit! :p

[Crystal Mech]

Okay, just in case anyone didn't get that reference, click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_Metalocalypse#Dethklok.27s_doubles). And watch that episode, damnit! :p

No, I was asking Dr. Rabbit, stupid. :P

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Okay, just in case anyone didn't get that reference, click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_Metalocalypse#Dethklok.27s_doubles). And watch that episode, damnit! :p

Stupid, your doubles tried to kill you too!


As for Banana, my answer is I'm not only a rabbit dentist, but I'm a murderous physopath

[Tommy Walker]

Can you take me back where I came from, can you take me back?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Can you take me back where I came from, can you take me back?

Okay Mr. McCartney (Or Lennon, I think it was about Pauls "death" anywho), I'll take you back to Liverpool


*takes Paul to Liverpool in the Colgate baloon*

[KEWB]

Stupid, your doubles tried to kill you too!


As for Banana, my answer is I'm not only a rabbit dentist, but I'm a murderous physopath

Toki: No ways! Our doubles woulds nevers try to kills us! And how woulds you evens knows that? You weren't there!!

PtD: Well, he probably just watched that epi-*bang*

*Pickles falls to the ground. He = ded*

*Pickles walks in, holding a pistol*

PtD: Sucks for my double, but we can't go around breaking the 4th wa-*bang*

*The other Pickles falls to the ground. Now he = ded too.

*ANOTHER Pickles walks in, holding a pistol*

PtD: Oh no, what happenned to my double? And his double?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Toki: No ways! Our doubles woulds nevers try to kills us! And how woulds you evens knows that? You weren't there!!

PtD: Well, he probably just watched that epi-*bang*

*Pickles falls to the ground. He = ded*

*Pickles walks in, holding a pistol*

PtD: Sucks for my double, but we can't go around breaking the 4th wa-*bang*

*The other Pickles falls to the ground. Now he = ded too.

*ANOTHER Pickles walks in, holding a pistol*

PtD: Oh no, what happenned to my double? And his double?



*shoots PtD*

Well, I just watched the eppisode of your, as you say, doccumentery? That government group trying to stop the world from ending because of the "Metalocolypse" sent them to kill yous guys.


Also, I'm a dentist

[Crystal Mech]

You are a stupid *** bunny who takes children to planet Mars and rapes them, then you throws their dead bodies into the sun like the murderous bastard that you are. However, King Harkinian finds out that you did that, and chainsaws you in half, but then Mama Luigi throws a grenade into his mouth. Then, George the Cake man accidentaly blows up the internet.

So how in the hell do you get a rocket like that? I want one, so cool...

[RiderOnTheStorm]

You are a stupid *** bunny who takes children to planet Mars and rapes them, then you throws their dead bodies into the sun like the murderous bastard that you are. However, King Harkinian finds out that you did that, and chainsaws you in half, but then Mama Luigi throws a grenade into his mouth. Then, George the Cake man accidentaly blows up the internet.

So how in the hell do you get a rocket like that? I want one, so cool...

Well, he didn't chainsaw me in half, since I took him to Ratatoing....


But look on eBay

[KEWB]

Well, he didn't chainsaw me in half, since I took him to Ratatoing....


But look on eBay

PtD: My question for you is this. WHY THE F*** DID YOU JUST SHOOT MY DOUBLE YA DOUCHEBAG????

EDIT: PtD: Oh, that's right, I forgot. You're a dentist. Sorry 'bout that.

[Tommy Walker]

Dr. Rabbit, can I smash my teeth out with a hammer?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Dr. Rabbit, can I smash my teeth out with a hammer?

Go ahead. It won't be good for your teeth though, causing plaque monsters

[Tommy Walker]

How does removing all your teeth give you plaque?

[DarkJinjo]

*cuts Dr. Rabbit's ear off*

Where did you ear go?

[Crystal Mech]

Go ahead. It won't be good for your teeth though, causing plaque monsters

What's this about plaque molesters?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

*cuts Dr. Rabbit's ear off*

Where did you ear go?

WHAT?! I can't HEAR YOU!

[RiderOnTheStorm]

How does removing all your teeth give you plaque?

What's this about plaque molesters?

Plaque monsters are EVERYWHERE...they get inside your mind, maaaan....

[KEWB]

Plaque monsters are EVERYWHERE...they get inside your mind, maaaan....

PtD: Okay, I got a new question for you. Ya wanna do some totally awesome sweet alabama liquid snake?

[RiderOnTheStorm]

PtD: Okay, I got a new question for you. Ya wanna do some totally awesome sweet alabama liquid snake?

No, sir, only sweet sweet crystal for me

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Oh Noes!

This thread is 'bout to be locked, I recon

[Crystal Mech]

Plaque monsters are EVERYWHERE...they get inside your mind, maaaan....

Dude, it's a f'ing plaque molester not a monster.

P.S. This is gonna be locked in 5.... 4... 3... 2... 1...

[RiderOnTheStorm]

Dude, it's a f'ing plaque molester not a monster.

P.S. This is gonna be locked in 5.... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Well, the Plaque Molesters only come out on Tuesdays and Fridays, so...

[KEWB]

Just fyi, Toki's threatening to throw a basket of hot towels in your face. So, y'know.... just a little heads up.