100 annoying things to do!

[MewChan]

No not all at once, just one per post. Well keep on posting annoying things to do till we get to 100. I'll go first. 1.Dress up as a hobo and go into fancy places.

[Mumbo Dumbo]

2. Push all the buttons in an elevator before you leave.

[R Hunter]

3. If someone asks you if you have the time say "Yep" and walk away.

[MewChan]

4.Pretend to be a vegitable.

[RareBK]

5. Phone somebody and act like they called you.

[MewChan]

6.Go around you nebhorhood selling toliet paper door to door.

[Mumbo Dumbo]

7. Play Pong on the most powerful computer in the computer lab.

[R Hunter]

Make a recording of you grunting, moaning and saying things like: Oh jeez! and place it in a public bathroom stall turned on full blast. :D

[Grey Jinjo]

9. Glue quarters to the floor. Works every time.

[Mumbo Dumbo]

10. Tear up money in public.

[MewChan]

11.If your on the second floor of a hotell, stomp around as long as you can.

[P.o.t.O]

12. get a Universal Remote (http://www.tvgoremote.com/4436/index.html) and become a Public TV Terrorist.

[R Hunter]

13. Swap a friends Memory cards with blank ones and watch the fun.

[Gaming Master2k]

5. Phone somebody and act like they called you.
I have a friend who used to do that (not to me but to others).

9. Glue quarters to the floor. Works every time.
My brother has a friend who did that just about 2-3 weeks ago.

14. Keep saying "What?" after someone talks as though you didn't hear what they said (I did this to my cousin. I said What 11 times before he realised what was going on...heheheheHAHAHAHAHA)

[R Hunter]

15. Switch a family member's or friend's things around. See if you can confuse them.

[Mumbo Dumbo]

16. Sell tickets to ride the escalator.

[Zippop]

17. Put Farting cat on full blast with your laptop and wear earmuffs, walking around a mall

(Here's the link:http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fartingcat.html)

[R Hunter]

^ (Note to self: Do that one as soon and often as possible)
18: Walk up to someone and ask them this question: Can a homeless person be put under house arrest? Enjoy watching them think it over. ;)

[Bottles98]

19. Eat a bunch of melty candy bars while standing too close to people in line.

[golden jiggy]

20. Stand next to someone then suddenly turn to them, look shocked and say "Oh god, did I say that out loud?!"

[MewChan]

^My step sister does that alot...
21.Call someone and tell them their pig is in your garden.

[Mumbo Dumbo]

22. Spam!

[MewChan]

23.Give people non working gameing systems.

[Mumbo Dumbo]

23.Give people non working gameing systems.

I think selling would be more annoying...

[MewChan]

Oh okay. 24.Ask people the same question over and over again.

[actionwebgamer]

25. Post a topic about annoying things to do.

[MewChan]

What do you think this is?
26.Talk like a wearwolf for 23 hours.

[R Hunter]

27. Run around naked in a public place screaming: The end is nigh suckas!

[Gold Jinjo]

28. Talking like ze professor, und acting like zis ist natural, ja.

[crosseyes]

tis natural where he comes from maybe, but "where I come from, it's corn bread and chicken-" lol. which reminds me....

29. switch to country stations during road trips.

[Zippop]

30:Run around a mall with an empty cage labeled 'Tarantula' crying "Has anyone seen Bobo?" as you show them the cage

[crosseyes]

31. go to wal-mart and play game demos for 5 hours straight taking only bathroom breaks and somehow reserving the game.

31b. ask an employee for a second controller to play multi-player with your friend.

[mrfleshcadge]

3. If someone asks you if you have the time say "Yep" and walk away.

some people ask me what the time is to annoy me(long story)that would be very helpfull for me.

32: If someone is angry with and you says "cut the crap!" say yes the go to the toilet...

[Ultima Manic]

33. When riding in a car, say are we there yet every five seconds.

[crosseyes]

34. repeat the oldest tricks in the book many, many times

[Some Banjo Guy]

35. (1) Hide friend's Banjo-Kazooie game.
(2)Tell them you found out how Stop n' Swop works.

[auhin]

36. Get a bunch of different items at HEB, then leave the cart there.

[MewChan]

37.Go into a drag race and drive like an old person.

[RareBK]

38.Run down a streetwith a lotof people with your friends screaming Godzilla!

[MewChan]

39.Dress up like a prep and go into a gothic store, wait to be mauled by the fat goth nearby.

[Meow Mixer]

40. Sell Canadian flags on Independants Day.

[auhin]

On Cinco De Mayo, serve spaghetti at some public place.

[actionwebgamer]

41. On Cinco De Mayo, serve spaghetti at some public place.
Ahem. Fixed.

42. Quote "Bonus Stage" in public. *inside joke'd*

[Mumbo Dumbo]

43. Fart in an elevator with one other person and blame it on him.

[R Hunter]

44. Fart while driving in a car with some of your friends. Lock the windows beforehand. Enjoy the ensueing fun.

[Kratos_Aurion]

45. Put sunglasses on a globe night light (you can use other things, but globe shaped objects work the best) and walk around showing people your new 'friend' (I got the most weird stares when I introduced it as Larry).

[auhin]

Umm..why did my post get edited? Did I mispell something?

46. Buy a bag of M&M's, get in a car with your friends, throw one on the floor, yell "Whoops! My rare gray-colored M&m!" When someone bends down to pick it up, push their head down into the floor really fast with your hand.

[Zippop]

47. Try to jump while in a car.

[auhin]

48. Push your friend in a swimming pool/lake/other body of water .

[Zippop]

Eat gummi worms with food coloring to make them look real while in a fancy restaurant.

[auhin]

50. Knock over your glass of water 5+ times while at a restaurant and get the waiters annoyed.

[crosseyes]

51. this ones kinds complex.

1. you need to go to a restaurant.
2. bring some lemon juice and just a dash of baking powder with.
3. take one of the opaque salt/pepper shakers into the bathroom along with the juice and powder, and a napkin.
4. heres the hard part. empty the salt/pepper. now, fill it half full with lemon juice. put the napking on and put just a little bit of baking soda on the napkin. close the cap and trim off the napkin around the edge. go back to the table you got it off of and put it down.
5. sit down at a nearby table and wait for someone to sit down and use it.

[MewChan]

52.Put a freshly fed baby on someones lap, tell them the kid likes it when you bounce them on your knee, proceed to stand well back. (Copyright Sorrow, PSnet.)

[auhin]

53. Say "if your hand is bigger than your head, you have cancer!" When they put their hand up to their face, slam their hand into their face.

[crosseyes]

54. everyone should know this one. glue down the sliverware, cups, bowls, and plates with superglue.

[auhin]

55. Tuck the table sheet into somebody's pants, then watch them walk away from the table. Make sure your finished with your food, though.

[MewChan]

56.Flame people on shout out boxes. When they flame you back, change your name, say your their older sibling, and flame them.

[crosseyes]

hehe, I got one of those and know that one all to well. speaking of which...

57. if you own a shoutbox, ban someone from it and blame it on another admin.

[MewChan]

58.Stand up in the middle of a busy restruant, point to your sister and say she's your stepmom and that it's her birthday. See how many people will sing along with you.

[Some Banjo Guy]

Fifty-Nine (59). When in an elevator, try to crush people by pressing the close door button over and over while they walk in.

[DevilBottles]

60. Purposely take up three parking spaces. That is always a good waste of a parking ticket. :P

Btw, lol at number 58! lol

[auhin]

61. When some annoying kid whispers to you a bunch during class, make sure the teacher and all the students are looking. Then, when he whispers to you again,yell: "No you pervert! I'm not gonna make out with you!"

[Some Banjo Guy]

.emit eht lla sdrowkcab klaT .26

[MewChan]

Btw, lol at number 58! lol
My cousin actualy did this in the restruant on Saturday, I feel bad for my sister though, everyone stared at her...63.Melt M&Ms by putting them under pretzels, lick the choclate off the bottom.

[Zippop]

64. Throw a rock at someone...in a mall.

[actionwebgamer]

65. Steal a finger and put it in your chili.

[MewChan]

66.Cut up some kid's parents you hate, put them in a chili, feed it too the kid. When they ask whats inside, say "YOUR MOFO PARENTS!!!" And watch therm cry....

[Banjo-Fella]

67. Giggle childishly at the number associated with the next annoying thing to do after this one.

[MewChan]

*Giggle* 68.Speak to people acting like a BK caricter.

[Kablamooie]

BUMP!!!!!!!
*Giggle* 68.Speak to people acting like a BK caricter. Me: Uh, uah, uh, uh, uah. Friend: Guh-huh!

69. At Pizza Hut or some other place like that, say that you need a refill. Make sure that your glass is full.

[MewChan]

70.Go to a restruant 3 times in one day, each time, leave before they can take your order.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

71.In the middle of summer, go into a summer like celebration, then shout the songs "we wish you a merry christmas" and "joy to the world" and "jolly old saint nicholas"

[MewChan]

72.Speak difrent langueges in school, when they get an inturprter, speak english. XD

[crosseyes]

72.Speak difrent langueges in school, when they get an inturprter, speak english. XD

I like to do that with japanese lol.

73. every time someone asks you a question, take about 5 minuets and answer with another question.

[MewChan]

You knowe Japanese? All I know is Konichiwa (Hello), Baka (Idiot), Bakimono (Monster), and Saionora (Good Bye).

74.Act like a Care Bear.