Journey Quest Adventure RP

[BlueBreegull]

You read correctly, R. I am picking up the RP'ing biz again! I'll make this a bit freeform for now, but the plot will become obvious soon enough. All are welcome... just post intelligently. Also, for this 'un, my characters are off limits for other people to control unless I say otherwise. I assume this goes for other people's characters, too, so I won't speak for anyone else.

Don't even ask to join in, just make a post introducing your character / showing where they are. Oldbies are encouraged to join, though anyone may.

Now, let's get this party started!!!

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It was dark. Oh, so dark. The blue-crested breegull had no recollection of his immediate past, and did not have a clue where he was.

A bright light flashed on, blaring into his watery eyes. This didn't help simplify things for his already fractured thought process. Before he could gather any more observations, a loud voice echoed across the infinite black expanse surrounding Blue's 2-foot circle of light. It sounded irritated, yet had a business-like tone to it at the same time.

(Voice): Blue Breegull! I have caught you at last!
Blue: Ehhh...wassat? Whosayinwat?
(Voice): You thought you could escape, but no one, let alone a pathetic bird like you, could evade the (xxx) forever!
Blue: What? What? What?
(Voice): No, I said -
Blue: What?
(Voice): I mean, you tried to escape me, but now I caught you.

Blue looked around... he had one very, very bad headache. Oddly, the blackness started transforming into random shapes and colors, yet it was still indistinguishable. Blue glanced upward, where he suspected the voice was coming from.

Blue: I'm sorry, *hic*, I don't seem to be entirely sober right now... doyamin dexpl aining thingsab it?

There was a silent pause from the voice. It seemed to be thinking to itself. Probably commenting on Blue's stupid behavior. The random shapes and colors came into clearer focus... Blue seemed to be in a dark alleyway, and a figure before him was shining a flashlight two inches from his head. As Blue realized this, he angrily made to shove the flashlight away, but missed by three feet, and tumbled onto the concrete in a heap.

(Voice): *Irritable Sigh* Look, it took me a long time to hunt you down, worm, so listen up. You owe me the $10,000,000,000,000 for that incident last month. Are you willing to pay, or shall I just kill you now?

Blue took rightful offense at the statement, and by his third attempt, managed to stand up, for the most part, straight. The drunken breegull angrily pointed his forefeather at the figure, who was becoming increasingly clearer, and more familiar.

Blue: Look, man, nobody around here kills me, but me! *Hic!* So you better go home with your... 1$0,0000,$,00, summat dollars before I get ANGRY!

At this last word, Blue fell forward toward the figure, who appropriately stepped backward, allowing Blue to fall flat on his beak. Blue laughed in pain. The figure exasperatedly rubbed his forehead.

(Voice): You moron! You're too drunk to even talk to! It's people like you who make my job harder... More enjoyably, yes, but harder overall. Prepare to die, scum!

Blue lifted his head up from the concrete to offer a word of advice.

Blue: No.

The figure snapped his fingers, and two other equally indistinguishable figures swooped by from the shadows and scooped up Blue, each holding one wing. Blue was ushered toward a strange van, lead by the first figure.

(Voice): We're going to make this one special, boys. We'll give him one last chance to talk... and believe me, he'll sober up fast, once he fully realizes the consequences of disobedience!

All three laughed as Blue was unceremoniously chucked into the black van. Blue heard the figures climb into the van, and looked around to get a better view, but one of the thugs soon pulled a bag over his head and whacked him with a bat, increasing his headache tenfold. Blue slipped into unconsciousness, knowing no more.

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If you join, don't meet up with Blue yet, just start your own story. Blue will get to everyone else in time.

[R Hunter]

Very nice. :D Right i'm in, with the Banjo RPG closing I could do to be in another one.
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After four or so RPG's R Hunter had decided to just take it easy for a while. Nothing interesting had happened for months and he could not sense any dark forces so that left him plenty of time to keep up his training and to visit his friends every so often. However one day...

R: Hiyaaa!

R is practicing his swordfighting on 8 boulders. After a few minutes all are now rubble, so as he's walking back to the Temple of Secrets he suddenly stops. Standing before him is a cloaked figure seemingly waiting for him.

R:...Dang and there goes the peace.

???: I had heard your senses were good, looks as if that's true.

R:*sighs* And you are?

???: Here to test something.

With amazing speed the unknown fighter dives at R and unsheathing a katana begins slashing at him! The fighter is moving so quickly R's having some difficulty keeping up.

R: Not bad, it's rare to find a skilled fighter in these times.

???: If you wish for peace why do you constantly train?

R: In the back of my mind I always hear: "It won't last, you know that."

???: I see.

With that the warrior kicks it into 2nd gear and is moving at incredibly fast speeds, and in seconds has R pinned down. With a flash the warrior's katana is pressed against his neck, prepared for the final strike.

R: (laughing) I must say you're good.

???:...Hm?

R: But that was just round 1, we have one more!

In a dramatic action hero-like move, R uses his hands to first push the katana up and away from his neck and second to kick the mystery fighter in the gut to earn himself some breathing room.

???: Ooof!

R: If you're as skilled as I think you are that shouldn't be a problem.

???: Tch. I was supposed to hide my skills for now, but I don't think they'll be too mad with me if I show off a little.

Both continue battling for what seems like hours but is only minutes. The fighter is giving R a tough time as his foe is very agile, every attempt at an attack is dodged with ease. Granted he's doing the same thing to the fighter's strikes but he knows one of them will tire out soon...

???: Dodge this!

R: Wha-?

The fighter moves like lightning and strikes R 100 times with extreme speed. As R falls to the ground the warrior stands above him.

R: So I take it you're going to finish me off?

???: Not really, my only job was to inform you of this: Don't interfere in the coming events, otherwise we will be forced to kill you.

R:...I see.

???: My job's done. Goodbye Rumor Hunter.

R: Wait. Your name, if you please.

???: You can call me "Gale" for now.

The warrior walks away leaving R in a somewhat confused state.

R:..."The coming events"...?
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[RareBK]

*Looks around* I might not post on any fourms for a while for I have found www.gaiaonline.com.

[Kamikaze]

Question, is this before, after, or somewhere between the RWPF RPG?

[MewChan]

*Looks around* I might not post on any fourms for a while for I have found www.gaiaonline.com.
How ironic, my cousin gave me a link to that site. XD

[Banjo's Banjo]

Banjo's Banjo, who after several years of resting up from the RWPRPG in CCW, began to grow a little restless with the stale surroundings. Sure, the small sandwich business he opened there turned out to be quite lucrative, but things were just...boring.

BB: Hey Gnawty. I assume you want the usual?

Gnawty: Gnawty would definitely like the usual sandwich to take back home.

BB: Yeah...ok. I'll go whip it up for you now. *sigh*

And so the days go on, with the same old, same old. Until one day...

BB's business sign: Sorry, but the Skip Sandwich Stand is closed. I've gone on vacation for a bit and don't know when I'll be back. I'd recommend visiting McJiggies or any other BB Skip Sandwich Stands in our local area. Once again, sorry for the inconvience.

Outside in the lair, the small BB jinjo sits and waits. Suddenly, a huge rip in time and space opens up...and a guy walks out.

Wanderer: Oh hey BB. You called?

BB: Yeah, I've got to get away from this place. How are things with your world anyways?

W: Fine, fine. I've got my share of problems there, so I'll be heading back there once I drop you off...where did you want to go again?

BB: The cities of Vista. I just need to do something before I die of boredom.

W: Sure. Just call me whenever you want to head back.

Wanderer disappears through a portal, heading back to his own world, but leaves BB his own portal. The jinjo of course heads through it. He wakes up on the edge of an expansive city ready for whatever adventures lie ahead.

[Kamikaze]

It was quite some time since Kamikaze had visited his friends from RWP. He decided to fly on over in his new Bomba-Flya plane, to see what the heck they were doing. Also, he had brought their old friend Conker.

Kamikaze: Doo do do do, flying along, fly-flying along, flying in my brand as new plane! You okay back there Conker?

Conker: Yeah, pretty much. It'll be great to see 'em again. Yep...*falls asleep*

Kamikaze: ...meh, i'll let him sleep and...*plane starts to sputter*. Uh-oh. That can't be good. *Plane starts to lose altitude* That neither. *Plane starts to steeply fall* AAH! I'M GONNA DIE! We'RE GONNA DIE! YAAAAAAAAAH!

Conker: *wakes up* Meh? What happened? *sees that they're falling* HOLY *%&#! FIX IT! FIX IT OR SOMETHING!

Kamikaze: *presses random buttons* IT'S NOT WORKING! AUUUUUUUUUUGH! *Plane crashes on a beach, and they're both knocked out and throw out bu the explosion*

An hour later...

Kamikaze: *wakes up* Oooongh, my head...Conker? *looks around* Conker? *Sees a pelican in a raggety old sailor's suit, next to a Context Sensitive Pad* Hey! You, Pelican guy have you seen my friend, He's about this tall, is orange, and swears a lot.

Pelican: Hello there sailor, I think i've seen yer firend...*hiccups five times* But, can ya come on here? And press B?

Kamikaze: Errr...okaaaaaaaay..., *walks over to pad, and somehow presses B, which causes him to take out a map, and a glass of that RWP punch stuff* Hmm, I don't remember having that map or punch. Ah well.

Pelican: *Hiccups and swipes punch* Yesee? Just *hic* press B when yer on one of those *hic* pads, and you'll *hic* have what you need. *Guzzles down punch* Oh and *hic* here. *Gives Kamikaze a hammer with a flashlight taped to it* Here, use this to get through the *hic* cave. *falls over and dies from RWPunch*

Kamikaze: *takes hammer* ...that was weird. *Gets through beach cave using flashlight-hammer to create light and fight off bats, and finds Conker on the other side*

Kamikaze: Conker! Yo Conker! *Shakes Conker and he wakes up*

Conker: Erngh, what happened? Are we at the bar again?

Kamikaze: Err, no, anyways, we better get going...*Sees a door in the middle of the beach* We'll use that door! *Kamikaze drags the half awaken Conker through*
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Woot KU's back.

[BlueBreegull]

Well, I see that a number of people have joined so far... (although I don't like those few random posts near the beginning...). I'll move the story along.
Note that I'm getting a new computer hooked up, so I might be absent from here every now and then. I'll try to post as much as I can.

This story takes place after every RP started before it. In a way, it's kind of on its own timeline - and by that, I mean that there will be very little mention of other RP's, even from Blue.
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Blue Breegull felt electricity pulse through his body, and awoke with a jump. Well, he would have jumped, except he was bound tightly with chains. As the bird worriedly looked around, he felt his blood flow sickeningly into his head; he was upside down, and dangling maybe 20 feet above many turning gears, grinders, and crushers, suspended by a mere thread of a rope! Blue was used to heights, but he knew perfectly well that his wings would serve no purpose tied up as they were, if his hosts were to let him fall. Blue held his breath, with his narrow rope creaking quietly in the wind.

Blue: Gah! Where am I?
(Voice): Where are you? You are hanging just above the Neo-Jiggy factory! And if you don't cooperate, you'll be getting a close-up tour with the manufacturing wing!
Blue: Neo...neo-jiggy? You mean they make jiggies?
(Voice): No, no, not jiggies, Blue! Neo-jiggies! These are far better than those old, out-dated hunks of glowing 64-bit trash! This, Blue, is the peoples' future! Neo-jiggies outperform ordinary jiggies by one million percent, in every test, simulation and contest there is! They are more powerful, adaptable, and... well...

He trailed off with a dark chuckle. Blue swung confusedly below the building top that his foe stood on.

Blue: You seem rather knowledgeable about these Neo-Jiggies. What gives?
(Voice): Why do I know so much about them? I, Blue, am the creator of Neo-Jiggies. President Richard K. Ching, and I own this factory!

As Richard mentioned his name, he stepped into full view for the first time. He was a tall, humanoid weasel, similar to Salty Joe in a way, but with much more class. His tuft of hair was straightly combed, and he wore a solid dark blue suit with gray lines going vertically across it. Blue gazed at the factory below him. It was huge, and stretched out into the horizon in every direction he could see.

K. Ching: ...And I'll own the world, once my products ship.
Blue: That's what every corporation wants, but you don't mean that -
K. Ching: I DO mean that! Neo-Jiggies are more than just better, more affordable counterparts to jiggies, they're -
Blue: - ?
K. Ching: Well, why would I ruin the surprise, if you're going to be the first to ...test my product? That is, unless you pay me what you owe.

Blue was an experienced hero, and he knew a bad guy when he saw one. This guy was a villain. Even if he could remember why he owed this man so much money, he wouldn't have helped him in any way.

Blue: I'm not paying you a thing! ...Seriously, do I owe you that much?
K. Ching: Have you no memory of our previous encounter?

As Blue thought hard, a faint thought bubble appeared above his head... grunting painfully, Blue racked his brain... but drew blanks. It was strange, he just had this big, empty space in his brain from anything that happened since he was on that one adventure with Mogo.

Blue: No, sorry, I don't remember you, mac. I guess you'll just have to do your worst to me! I will not aid you in your cause for evil!

K. Ching blinked.

K. Ching: Well, if you put it that way, I guess you're right. So long, Blue! Millions of Neo-Jiggies will be shipped worldwide in a week. I ought to thank you in a way, I suppose.

Blue hadn't expected K. Ching to make up his mind about killing him so fast. Honestly, Blue was only bluffing. He didn't want to get torn to pieces by the machinery below him! K. Ching pulled a gun from his suit, and took aim at the narrow rope keeping Blue from a painful doom.

Blue: Hey, Rich, wait! I didn't mean it! Look, I'll get you the money, just -

Crack

K. Ching: Whoops, sorry. I already fired!

Blue's rope broke, and he fell down to the menacing machinery! K. Ching crouched over the edge of the roof top, and shouted down to Blue as he fell, screaming comically.

K. Ching: Look, if you make it out alive, I'll cut you a deal, kid!

Blue fell right into the chaos of twirling gadgets and steaming crushers, disappearing from sight. The last thing he was thinking about before he reached his doom was what the mysterious Neo-Jiggies would do, once they shipped, and why Ching had thanked him...

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Again, don't touch Blue. Continue your own stories, or meet with other characters.

[Banjo's Banjo]

BB: Ahh, the big city. It's just so...big. And lit up. And...dirty looking. The brochures look nothing like this! Sigh. Well I'm here. I better make the best of my time, even if the place does look slightly cruddy.

Banjo's Banjo walks down from the green hillside that the portal opened on and onto the grey, dirty streets of the city. He soon finds himself swept up in a fast moving herd of people, going to and from their jobs.

BB: Hey! Watch it! Woah! Hey, could somebody-Stop pushing me!- tell me how to get to Hotel Fiveright?

After being pushed around some more and getting no replies-well at least kind replies-BB makes his way out of the crowd and down a side road...well it was more of a dark alleyway really.

BB: Well out of that crowd. Hrm. Maybe I should find a map or something...I have no idea where I am right now.

???: Psst...hey buddy. You lookin' for somethin'?

A rough looking grifter pops up from out of the shadows, wearing the stereotypical trenchcoat.

BB: Yeah, actually I am. Could you tell me where-

Grifter: I've got everything you need. Rolexs, Folexs, keys, cell phones, golden notes, golden rings, materia, even a couple other things.

BB: Uhh, but-

Grifter: You ever seen one of these things? It's a Neo-Jiggy. It took a lot to get this if you get my drift heh heh heh. Anyways, they ain't even on the market yet and I've got a couple at a real deal. You interested?

BB: No tha-

Grifter: Eh, suit yourself. These things are like crazy. Better than regular Jiggies I've heard. Gonna be huge someday.

BB: Listen, I really don't care.

Grifter: You need anythin' else then? I've got plenty.

BB: Not really, I just needed a map.

Grifter: I got your maps right here! Maps of the celebrities houses, star maps, treasure maps, maze maps-

BB: Nevermind. I just need to know where the Hotel Fiveright is.

Grifter: You ain't gonna buy anything? Eh, get lost you bum...Unless you want to buy that information off of me.

BB: I'll find my own way then, thanks.

Grifter: Heh. Fine buddy. But this city is definitely unforgiving. If you think I'm bad, you ain't seen nothin yet.

BB: Right. Have a good day.

BB walks back into the crowd as the Grifter, wearing a crooked smile, disappears into the shadows again.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Can I join? I just love RPs.........:p

[RareBK]

Can I join?

[R Hunter]

No asking. If ya want to join, place in a story segment.
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After resting and some thought R Hunter steps into Vista as well. He immeadietly finds a poster detailing Neo Jiggies.

R: "...Neo-jiggies outperform ordinary jiggies by one million percent, there is no comparison between the two! Buy Neo Jiggies today!" Huh...

Suddenly a figure steps out from an alley.

???: Psst. Hey fella!

R:?

???: Interested in them Neo Jiggies are ya? Well it's your lucky day, cause I've got some before they've even been released! Going like hot cakes my man.

R: (to himself) Ok not only does this guy look shady, those Neo Jiggies sound fishy to me...

???: Well?

R: *sighs* How much?

???: Oh I got a great deal for ya. Step into my office and we'll iron out the terms...

R: Uh-huh.

As R gets close to the Grifter he can sense BB's presence, as such he can now tell BB's somewhere in the city.

*whispering*

R: HOW MUCH!?

Grifter: Shhhhhhh! Keep it down! You're not a cop right?

R: I wish I was, cause this is highway robbery!

Grifter: Hey hey hey! I'm doing this as a service to you! If you don't want the latest thing well then...

R:...Fine whatever.

R pays an INSANE amount of money to the grifter. Looking around carefully he gives R a shiny Neo Jiggy before running away laughing.

Grifter: Nice doin buisness with ya! No refunds if your not satisfied!

R: Yep expected that. Now...*looks down at the Neo Jiggy* I have a felling this thing will be important later. I'd better hang on to it. *puts away* Now then I should probably hit the streets and see if I can dig up any info on "Gale" I can feel his presence somewhere around here...

And with that, R begins his search for the mysterious "Gale" Not knowing the true purpose of the Neo Jiggies...
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I don't mind you guys using my characters, just:
A) Don't make them say anything stupid.
B) Or anything blatantly obvious. ;)

[BlueBreegull]

Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Blue fell into the mess of gizmos, and with extraordinary luck, managed to avoid getting cut by fan, steamrolled, crushed, pressed, steamed, covered in molten steel, or smashed. Blue landed safely on a conveyer belt.

Blue: Phew, what luck. I am completely unharmed!

Blue turned around, and saw that the conveyer belt was taking him straight into a burning furnace!

Blue: Yipe!

The breegull hopped wildly, hindered by the chains he was tied in. Yet, as hard as he tried, he wasn't able to match the belt's speed! Soon, he found himself being pulled along ever closer to the furnace, panting tiredly.

Blue: *Pant* Oh, I give. One roast breegull, coming up!

Just as Blue was about to reach the mouth of the furnace and become engulfed in flames, a mechanical arm flew by, and happened to catch his chains with its hook! The arm pulled Blue to another section of the factory and slammed him against a wall, successfully breaking the chains. Blue fell down on another conveyer belt, which appeared to start just past the furnace. Blue was so glad to be alive, he didn't even notice the jigsaw-shaped objects on the belt with him.

Blue: What's this? Alive? Ahaha-HAH! You can't beat ME! I'm INVINCIBLE!!!

Another robotic arm appeared and stamped Blue's head violently against the ground. Blue emerged, groaning, with a large label pasted across his beak. But before he could inspect it, the conveyer belt came to a sudden end, and Blue fell into a pit with the many other objects on the belt!

Finally, things seemed quiet, and Blue dug himself out of the pile of items that had covered him.

Blue: Hm? What are these things? Jiggies?

Blue picked up one of the jiggies... no, not jiggies; Neo-Jiggies! It was just like a normal jiggy, perhaps a bit larger, but it was an extremely shiny chrome. Also, each one had one or two tiny lightbulbs set randomly on it, glowing red. Blue scratched his head, tossed the Neo-Jiggy aside, and picked up another one. Blue stared at it for another few quiet minutes.

Blue: I don't get it. What's so great about Neo-Jiggies?

As if on cue, the lightbulbs on the Neo-Jiggy he held turned green, and it started vibrating!

Blue: Oh, I see! It shakes! BRILLIANT!!! Wait - no, this isn't brilliance. This is a scam!

The Neo-Jiggy flashed silver as Blue stared at it angrily. Suddenly, Blue's expression turned from anger to outright joy!

Blue: No, this is brilliance! I... love... Neo-Jiggy!

The Neo-Jiggy flashed silver again, and Blue became even happier.

Blue: Neo-Jiggies are the best! I - MUST - BUY - Neo-Jiggy!!!

The Neo-Jiggy was hypnotising Blue into loving it! As yet more power started flowing through it, wind blew through the Neo-Jiggy pit. It wasn't finished yet...

But before the Neo-Jiggy could enter its final phase, the wind it made blew the label on Blue's beak into eyes, and his concentration was broken. The Neo-Jiggy turned itself off.

Blue confusedly ripped the sticky label off of his eyes.

Blue: OUCH! ...Hey, this Neo-Jiggy was hypnotising me into liking it, wasn't it? It is entirely useless, but I was brainwashed into wanting to buy more... hundreds more... if the entire world's population were exposed to these, they'd go into a mad spending craze, making K. Ching billions of dollars!

Blue looked at the label he held in his wings. On it, in big red letters, was the logo 'OmniCorp', with a decorative cog behind the name.

Blue: So, OmniCorp brainwashes the world into making K. Ching even richer... rich enough to buy the world? He said he wanted to take over, or something.

Blue's speculating was cut off by a slow clapping noise. He turned around, and saw K. Ching, applauding silently at the top of the pit.

Blue: It's you!
K. Ching: Very nice, Blue. I thought that you might have been able to resist the effects the Neo-Jiggy. I'll need to fix their small glitch - looks like you need to concentrate on them through the whole process for the hypnosis to remain permanent.
Blue: You won't get away with this, Ching! I'll stop you!
K. Ching: You? Stop me, and an entire corporation? You may have defeated evil overlords, witches, or robots in the past, but this is entirely different!
Blue: Oh, yeah? How so?
K. Ching: Numerical superiority, Blue. You are one... against a billion!

K. Ching put on a pair of special sunglasses, and shouted:

K. Ching: Neo-Jiggies, ACTIVATE!

All of the Neo-Jiggies in the pit with Blue started shaking!

K. Ching: You know, one Neo-Jiggy at a time might successfully hypnotise a person, but I think about 50 is enough to make your brain explode. If not, you'll at least pay me back what you owe by buying enough Neo-Jiggies. You'll be my number-one consumer! Enjoy!

Blue clutched his head in agony... the Neo-Jiggies were just warming up, but already he felt so happy, he could blow up!

Blue: ARGH! The... euphoria... it hurts! Wait a second -

Blue remembered that he always kept a spare warp pad with him! Quickly, he pulled out a large, swirly pad from behind his back, and set it on the ground.

K. Ching: Hey, what are you doing? Get back here!

Blue stumbled onto the pad, held his breath, and let it take him to the nearest world!

K. Ching: No!!!

The Neo-Jiggies, the factory, and K. Ching all spun into darkness and silence.


But just as fast as they had disappeared, new scenery reappeared. Blue found himself on a lone warp pad, clutching his own portable one, in the middle of a desert. It was still night, so it was freezing cold.

Blue: Wha - ? Aw, terrific. What'll I do now?

Blue stuffed his warp pad away, and resentfully plopped down next to a cactus.

Blue: Another bad guy trying to take over the world, but I'm stuck in a desert, and I think I have amnesia or something. Just great.

Blue muttered angrily, but fell asleep, leaning on the cactus like it was a pillow.

[Banjo's Banjo]

Bb: Well, I'm definitely still lost.

Yup, it's true. After leaving the dark alleyway and heading back onto the crowded streets, BB still finds himself lost among a sea of people, looking for his hotel.

BB: Wait, there it is.

The Hotel Fiveright stood out like a beacon of light among the other gray buildings of Vista. With a sigh of relief, BB walks inside.

Deskclerk: Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely pla...wait, sorry, that was my old job. Welcome to the Hotel Fiveright. Do you have a reservation Mr...uhh...what the heck are you?

BB: I'm a Jinjo. I guess you don't see many of us here in the cities. Anyways, yeah, I have a reservation. It should be under Banjo.

D: Yes sir, I have you in suite 508.

BB: Suite? I didn't ask for a suite...just a normal room.

D: Says here you reserved one, though it has you booked at normal rate. I'd say enjoy it. The rooms are excellent.

BB: (shrugs) Whatever I suppose.

BB walks up stairs to his room...unaware he is being watched.

???: ZOOM! POP! HE IS RIGHT GUY, KAY-O?

???#2: Yeah, that's him alright. We'll have to warn him soon.

Our mysterious watchers are also unaware that BB is being watched by someone else as well...

Tempest: He seems to be unaware that anything is going on at all. Still, it'd probably be for the best to "warn him," right brother?

Gale: Right now, he seems to be fine. We have other matters to deal with.

Tempest: Fine by me. Our little "welcome" should be enough as is. Let's go.

[Banjzooie]

I like the looks of this RPG!
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Far, far away from Vista, on another planet populated by tiny, plant-like creatures, resides Banjzooie. The bear/bird hybrid is on a stepladder, putting wood siding on a house. He hammers away at a nail on a board.

Banjzooie: *whistling* Finally, only one more wall left. To think its taken me half a year to rebuild my house. After me, R and the gang beat Vira I came back to this planet in hopes of relaxation, then remembered: My house had collapsed on itself (with me in it!) and caught up in the events of last RPG I'd never gotten around to fixing it! Still, at least I do-*hammers his wing instead of the nail by mistake* OW! *Drops the hammer on his foot* YEOUCH!!! *falls off the step ladder and lands on his back* ...Ow... *gets up, massaging his back* Yo, Pikmin!

Instantly several red, yellow, blue, white, and purple creatures come to Banjzooie's side.

Banjzooie: Make yourselves useful and finish putting the siding on that wall, will ya? *points to the wall*

Without uttering a reply the Pikmin instantly obey, picking up boards and hammering the nails in. Within a matter of five minutes they're done, and the red, blue and yellow ones head back to their onions, while the white and purples enter the house since they have no onions of their own. BZ enters as well and flops down on the couch.

BZ: *whew!* No more bunking on the ground outside for me. Won't forget that time I woke up to find a bulborb about to eat me, I nearly crapped my pants...

BZ glances over at the brand new TV and a rather battered-looking Gamecube.

BZ: I never really tested...

BZ turns on the new TV and walks over to the Gamecube, and presses the power button. The light blips on and the Gamecube logo covers the screen. Smiling, BZ presses the power button again and the logo vanishes.

BZ: The whole house collapsed on top of it and it still works! Aside from a couple case crackings its fine. And I've been worried about dropping it... Some day I've gotta find out what Nintendo puts in their products that makes them so durable... But for now, I've gotta get some sleep.

BZ goes into his bedroom and flops onto the bed, asleep immediately. Next thing he knows a bright light's shining through his closed eyes...

BZ: Morning all ready?

BZ sits on the couch, munching on some toast, and turns on the TV.

Reporter: ...And in today's news, Captain Olimar was almost fined 500 pokos for speeding. Intergalactic police spotted the Dolphin roaring through space at mach 20, well beyond the speed limit of mach 5. The ship nearly crashed into a space-school bus going on its daily routine. Police caught up with Olimar and as it turned out it was an engine malfunction. Olimar was released this morning, but warned to keep his ship under better repair so this incident would not happen again...

???: *bzt* We interupt your regularly scheduled program for a special announcement!

A weasel appears on the TV screen.

K. Ching: Richard K. Ching of Omnicorp here! Are you tired of those old, 64-bit golden-glowing hunks of junk called Jiggies? Do they just not satisfy anymore? Have no fear, we will replace your obselete trash with these new Neo-Jiggies! *holds up Neo-Jiggy* Neo-jiggies outperform ordinary jiggies by one million percent, in every test, simulation and contest there is! You'll have to wait just a bit longer until we release these babies, but the wait is well worth it! Come on over to Vista and buy one! Buy two! Buy ten! Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla...

BZ stares at the Neo Jiggy onscreen, and has an insane urge to buy one.

BZ: Wow... Its brilliant...

K. Ching: ...Remember, if a Jiggy can do it, then a Neo-Jiggy can do it one-million times better! *commercial ends*

K. Ching and the Neo Jiggy disappear from the screen and are replaced by the news reporter. BZ snaps out of the hypnosis... Mostly. Some small urges remain.

BZ: ...What was that all about? It didn't look that much better than a normal Jiggy... Bit larger, chrome colored, and those little light bulbs. But still... Hmm...

BZ goes into the closet, and pulls out a sword with a rusty blade.

BZ: Ever since we had to give up our elemental gems and SNS eggs to defeat Vira, the Master Sword has been powerless. It always needs a very powerful thing to sustain it. If only all worlds had a Triforce like Hyrule, then I wouldn't have to worry about this. But most worlds are devoid of something as powerful as the Triforce. But if these Neo-Jiggies truly are one-million times as powerful as normal Jiggies, then I bet one of them could power the Master Sword easily. And what about... This? Has it hatched yet?

BZ pulls a golden egg out of his backpack.

BZ: At first I thought this was the Gold SNS Egg, but there's no ? marks on it, so it can't be. I found it in the sewers of Sonic World's Station Square, someone had abandoned it. I put up "found" signs all around Station Square, but after several weeks no one claimed it. I think I know what it is, but I can't be sure until it hatches. I'll take it with me... *stashes the egg in his pack* Looks like I'm going to Vista.

BZ pulls out the Master Sword and slices a Plot Hole in the air... Or at least that's what he meant to do. Nothing happens.

BZ: D'oh! With nothing to power it, of course I can't create a Plot Hole to Vista with it. I sent my Arwing into the shop for repairs and it won't be out for a week, so there's another form of transportation gone...I don't have teleportation powers... Looks like I'll have to find another way there...?

BZ sets up a hologram projecter in front of his house. It beams a hologram message above the Pikmin planet that reads: "Looking for transport to Vista." He also broadcasts a radio signal with the same message, with the addition of "Contact me on the Pikmin planet.", hoping some nearby spacecraft (or non-nearby, the signal broadcasts very far out into space) will recieve the message and give him a lift.
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Edit: I'm honestly trying to figure out how my character is supposed to reach Vista with no available transportation. Meh, I'll come up with something eventually.

[RareBK]

A Jinjo walks out of a fog carrying another jinjo..

Jinjo: Myst, my wife, are you okay?

Stands in front of a house and places the jinjo down...

Jinjo: Ill be back soon..

Myst: Rare..

RareBK: I have to go..
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Just a short intro :)

[Banjzooie]

After waiting for hours without response...

BZ: Y'know what? Screw this hitchhiking crap. *takes down the projector and stops broadcasting the signal* I'm calling the repair shop. *dials the repair shop on his cell phone*

Repair man: Hello? This is the Intergalactic Space Repair, Hocotate branch.

BZ: My name's Banjzooie. I'm calling about...

Repair man: Ah, you're the one who sent us an Arwing for repairs. It'll be done in a week.

BZ: Well too bad, 'cause I need it back now!

Repair man: This is delicate work. You can't rush it. Whatever you need it for can't be that important.

BZ: Well, it is important!

Repair man: Really? What do you require it for?

BZ: Plot advancement!

Long silence.

Repair man: Well, I can't argue with that now can I? All right, I'll get my men to fix your ship at top speed and you should have it within ten minutes. It'll cost you extra though...

BZ: Grrr...

Repair man: Hey, take it or leave it.

BZ: I'll take it...

Repair man: Right, stay right there. *hangs up*

Ten minutes later, BZ's Arwing enters the atmosphere of the Pikmin planet, piloted by a repair man. He lands in the Awakening Wood, next to BZ's house.

Repair man: Another successful repair by Intergalactic Space Repair! That'll be 5000 Pokos!

BZ: What?! That's nearly a year's salary on Hocotate!

Repair man: Well that's what happens when you order a rush repair.

BZ: *sigh* Okay, here's your money. *hands the repair man a check for 5000 pokos*

Repair man: Right then, take care of your ship. *uses a portable teleporter to return to the repair shop*

BZ gives his Arwing the look-over, and its been repaired well. This particular Arwing was all ready modified once in BZ's second adventure by TEC, to include features most Arwings just don't have, like a hyper-drive for instance. The shop's given it a fresh coat of paint, of BZ's preferred color scheme of black-and-yellow rather that the typical grey-and-blue most Arwings have. He hops into the ship and closes the cockpit, and starts up the engine. Using the hovering thrusters he gets the fighter off the ground, then begins to leave the atmosphere.

BZ: All right... Destination: Dimension-BK World. Planet-Earth. *enters the coordinates into the hyper-drive computer*

The hyper-drive roars to life and for a brief moment the Arwing can be seen speeding away from the Pikmin planet like a comet before it disappears. Over a couple dimensions, the Arwing appears out of nowhere in the atmosphere above BK World's Earth. It enters the atmosphere and comes upon the city of Vista.

BZ: This is Vista? *stares at the sooty, broken-down buildings* I'll have to watch my step here.

BZ lands the Arwing just outside an alleyway, and gets out, looking around warily. He's only two steps away from his ship when he hears a voice coming from the alleyway.

???: Hey, buddy. C'mere.

BZ cautiously enters the alleyway. Its the same Grifter that tempted BB, and got R to buy a Neo-Jiggy.

Grifter: How would you like to buy a brand new Neo-Jiggy, buddy? They ain't even out yet!

BZ: Would I! But... How do I know you actually have one?

Grifter: Well, I'll show you, how 'bout that? Heheheh... *holds up a Neo-Jiggy* Here it is. Beautiful ain't it?

BZ: I still don't think it looks much better than an ordinary Jiggy, but... What've I got to lose? How much does that thing cost?

Grifter: Well, I'll give you a discount, 'cause this is my last one and the cops are gettin' suspicious... Tell ya what, I'll only ask you for 1,000,000 dollars!

BZ: You've got to be kidding me!

Grifter: Not so loud! Do ya want to alert the cops to my position or somethin'? Really, you should feel lucky. I charged the last guy a lot more.

BZ: Well... Do you take Hocotatian Pokos? Only I don't have any U.S. currency on me.

Grifter: Well, if Pokos are all ya got... I'd say, 1,000,000 dollars is equal to about 10,000 Pokos.

BZ: Well okay then... *digs into his backpack for money...* Wait... Aw, crud. I just used my last 5000 Pokos to get my ship fixed! There's gotta be some money in here...

BZ turns his backpack upside-down and shakes it. No money falls out, but the golden egg does.

Grifter: Ooooo! I would trade ya for that rare golden egg there!

BZ: What?! No! That thing's rare, but... but... *stares at the Neo-Jiggy, which flashes silver* ...but a Neo-Jiggy's worth it. Gimme that!

BZ shoves the golden egg into the Grifter's arms and takes the Neo-Jiggy. He holds it up to the Master Sword, but it does not absorb it into the hilt as it usually does with objects of power.

BZ: Hey, what's the deal?! This thing doesn't have any power at all! Hey! You! You ripped me off!

Grifter: Too bad, pal! No refunds! Hahahahahaha... You sap!

BZ: Great, now I don't have that egg and instead I'm stuck with a useless piece of junk... but it doesn't matter. I must buy MORE Neo-Jiggies! You! Give me more! I'll give you this rare sword and my house for ten more Neo-Jiggies!

Grifter: Ya bought my last one, stupid.

BZ: No! Must have MORE!

BZ draws the Master Sword, apparently forgetting it is useless right now.

Grifter: You wanna fight, eh? Okay, bub, you asked for it!

BZ tries to behead the grifter, but since the sword has no power source the blade is too dull and rusty to cut so much as a piece of paper. The grifter socks BZ in the nose, but BZ is so crazed right now he doesn't notice. He throws the grifter against a wall and kicks him in the stomach. The grifter's left hook nearly cracks BZ's cheekbone, but he doesn't care. He gets ready to shoot the grifter with a grenade egg... Just then, the grifter drops the golden egg, and it glows very brightly. It illuminates the area in a blinding flash, and as the light dies down the grifter is seen lying unconsious, BZ slumped up against the wall, dazed.

BZ: Ugh... What just happened...? Woah...! *remembers* This Neo-Jiggy thing is dangerous! But... How'd the grifter get beaten? And what snapped me out of hypnosis? I remember a bright golden flash... Eh? What's happening to the golden egg?

The golden egg is jerking around, slowly cracking in the middle... The top is thrown off, and a gold chao emerges from the egg.

BZ: A chao? I guess I should've realized that, seeing as how the egg came from Sonic World...

The chao looks around for a moment, then gets on all fours and crawls towards BZ.

BZ: Hey... That flash... Was that you? Did you do that?

Chao: Chao-chao!

BZ: You're no ordinary chao are you? Oh wait... I have to give you a name, don't I? I'm really bad at coming up with names. Ummm... I'll just call you Bob. Its the best I can come up with.

Bob: Chao! Chao!

BZ: You like that name do you?

A grumbling sound is heard coming from Bob.

Bob: Chao...

BZ: Ah... You're hungry aren't you? I don't know where we'll find any good food in this dump... But I'll find you something to eat, don't worry. Right now I want to find that weasel I saw on the commercial and stop him from making any more Neo-Jiggies. You can't walk yet can you? I'll carry you.

BZ puts Bob in his backpack. The chao sticks his head out of the pack and watches as BZ walks down the dirty street.

BZ: Don't have any idea where that weasel is... Hmm... Hey, how am I gonna raise your stats, Bob? I doubt whether there are any chaos drives in this wreck of a city... I'll figure something out.

BZ turns a corner and sees a dark figure that's shaped like Zero from the Mega Man series.

BZ (to himself): Should've known that R Hunter would be here. I think I'll give him a little scare...

BZ sneaks up behind R Hunter, intent on shouting when he's right behind him to see just how high he'll jump...

[R Hunter]

R: *sighs* No one has seen a cloaked guy carrying a katana. Why? Because even the kids are carrying weapons in this place.

BZ: BOOO!

R: GALE!! You're mine!

BZ: No wait!

*R goes to slice the person behind him but just as his sword swings down he sees it's BZ. He stops the sword inches form BZ's head.*

BZ: Jeez! Nice to see you too R!

R: *sweatdrop* Sorry bout that, I got jumped earlier and the guy's somewhere in this city. *sees Bob* Huh a Chao.

BZ: Yeah I found a golden egg in Sonic's world. his name's Bob.

Bob: Chao!

R: Lively little dude isn't he?

BZ: Yeah but there's no food for him here. Plus no chaos drives to increase his power.

R: If I had brought my GBA with me I could have beamed him into the tiny Chao Garden. he'll be ok for now but first things first, BB's somewhere in here also.

BZ: Anyone else?

R: Besides him is the guy that fought me earlier. I couldn't even see his last attack coming.

BZ: Whoa, not good. That's not our only problem, *pulls out Neo Jiggy* These fakes hypnotize people into buying more!

R: Let me guess, guy in a trenchcoat?

BZ: So you were the guy he charged a lot! How much?

R: *whispers*

BZ: Ouch. He only charged me 1,000,000 dollars.

R: *shakes head* I knew it was highway robbery...We need to find out how these things work. *looks at the Neo Jiggy* That way we'll be able to prove how wonderful they really are...

BZ: R! Snap out of it!

R: *jerks up* oooh. Whoever makes these things, makes them well if we're affected.

BZ: *Puts neo jiggy away* Ok what's our first move?

R: Well we really should find BB and see if he needs anything. Afterward we should find out as much as we can about the Neo Jiggies. Oh but first...
*pulls out an apple* Here you go Bob.

Bob: Chao chao!

*Bob takes the apple and within seconds has eaten it completely. With that he falls asleep.*

R: *sweatdrop* Has healthy eating habits I see...

BZ: *sweatdrop* Must have a "Big Eater" personallity...

R: There's only one spot where BB could be resting, The hotel Fiveright.

BZ: Right then, let's go.

And with that BZ and R head for the hotel Fiveright, unknowingly walking toward Gale and Tempest.
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This should be a interesting encounter. :cool:

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Kazooie:You got my super turbo trainers, right?

Banjo:Kazooie!

Bolt:I understand, Banjo. Yes, I do have them.*Bolt hands Kazooie the turbo turbo trainers*

Kazooie:Yeah, You did them the way I like it!*sees the 2 kazooie heads on each side on each pair*

Bolt:Yeah, I did. I can never resist a request!*notices a hole in Grunty's Lair*Hey, look at that!*points to hole*

Banjo:Looks like me and Kazooie are gonna.......*Bolt interrupts*

Bolt:Let me go this time. I want to explore the Lair.

Banjo:Okay, then. Good-bye!

Kazooie:Yeah, goodbye Turbo-Turok!

Banjo and Bolt:KAZOOIE!!!!!!

Bolt:*flies to hole, and goes inside the Lair*Whoa,this place is huge!*looks at everything, but then goes to tick tock wood, the outside entrance to it*Hmmmmmmmm.......This place looks good! I'll go inside now!*notices 4 doors*Hmmmmmmmm........I'll go into the one with the snowflake on top!*enters winter season of Click Clock wood*
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[Banjo's Banjo]

BB: Nice room. I think I'll get comfortable...Hey, it even has those little mint chocolates that nobody really ever eats on the pillows!

Knock, Knock, ???: Roomservice.

BB: Uhh...I didn't order anything.

Attendant: It's a gift from...it doesn't say here.

BB: What is it?

A: Don't know. Listen, will you just open the door so I give you the package?

BB: Right. Whatever.

BB opens the door to find...just that, an attendant, with a box in his hands. BB takes the package, tips the guy, and walks back into the room.

BB: Hmm...let's see here...*rips open the package* What's this? It's...a jiggy?

BB holds in his hand a wierd, metallic looking jiggy, with glowing lights on the sides. A piece of paper sits on top of the jiggy, with the label of "Neo-Jiggy."

BB: Wait, wasn't this the thing that Grifter tried to sell me? It looks boring.

The lights begin to glow on the jiggy...

BB: Uh..huh. This is boring. I'm going to watch some TV.

The Jiggy begins to glow even brighter, almost as if it were angry at BB.

BB: Yeah. This thing is useless.

BB walks away from the Jiggy and sits down on his bed, ready to watch a bit of TV before he does anything else during the day. A commercial pops up though...

K. Ching: Richard K. Ching of Omnicorp here! Are you tired of those old, 64-bit golden-glowing hunks of chunk called Jiggies? Do they just not satisfy anymore? Have no fear, we will replace your obselete trash with these new Neo-Jiggies! *holds up Neo-Jiggy* Neo-jiggies outperform ordinary jiggies by one million percent, in every test, simulation and contest there is! You'll have to wait just a bit longer until we release these babies, but the wait is well worth it! Come on over to Vista and buy one! Buy two! Buy ten! Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla...

BB: I must be missing something here. What is so great about these things? Ugh, there has to be something else on TV...

Meanwhile...

Tempest: That didn't go as planned, did it brother?

Gale: I suppose not. He should be a mindless Jiggy slave by now. How did he avoid it's effects?

Tempest: Shall we go to plan B then?

Gale: Sounds like...fun. Plan B is always better anyways....

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:*knocks on BB's door*Hello? A ton of Squrriels kicked me outta TTW...........so, I wanna know somethin', could I room with you?
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BB, You gotta tell me your answer.

[Banjzooie]

BZ and R Hunter enter Hotel Fiveright, and approach the front desk. The desk clerk is checking reservations in a book.

BZ: Hello there, we're looking for a Mr. Banjo.

Desk clerk: *looks up from his book* A Mr. Banjo? Yes, I believe someone... *stares at BZ, face goes chalk white* AAAAAHHHH!!! FREAK! FREAK!

The desk clerk starts beating BZ over the head with his heavy reservation book!

BZ: Ouch! Stop! Ouch! StopstopSTOP!!!

R Hunter: Take it easy, my hybrid friend here will not harm you.

Desk clerk: *drops book* Sorry... *gasp, gasp* Just, we don't get many bear/bird hybrids here. Kinda caught me off guard. My apologies.

BZ: *rubs head* Its okay... I'm used to it by now.

Desk clerk: You were looking for a Mr. Banjo, right? He's staying in Suite 508 on the fifth floor.

BZ: *low whistle* How'd BB manage to afford a suite?

Desk clerk: Frankly I'm not sure if he knows, he seemed quite surprised that he was staying in a suite at all, almost as though he wasn't the one who made the reservation.

R Hunter: Very suspicious... BZ, we'd better get to BB before something bad happens to him.

BZ: Yeah, something's definitely up.

BZ and R Hunter get in the elevator, and push the "5" button. The elevator slowly moves upwards, then stops.

BZ: Let's get going.

R Hunter: Wait a minute BZ, we're only on floor 4. We're obviously picking someone else up.

The doors slide open, and two cloaked figures sidle in. R Hunter stares at one of them for a moment...

R Hunter: You! *points at a figure*

???: Why R Hunter, fancy meeting you here!

R Hunter: I didn't think finding you would be this easy Gale!

Tempest: You know this guy Gale?

Gale: Yeah, Tempest. His name's Rumor Hunter, or R Hunter for short. I kicked his butt in battle. And I'm ready to kick it again!

The doors shut and the elevator begins moving again... R Hunter draws his sword and Gale his katana, and the two begin a fight in the elevator car, dragging BZ and Tempest into it in the process. Tempest lands a punch in the elevator wall, barely missing BZ's head, and BZ kicks him hard in the stomach, causing him to fall on R Hunter, who's sword flies out of his hand and lands where BZ's foot was a second before. Gale pushes Tempest aside and pins R Hunter against the wall, ready to stab him in the head...

BZ: R Hunter!!!

All of a sudden Bob wakes up. His eyes snap open, nothing but whiteness seen in them. The golden chao glows and radiates with power, and emits a blinding flash. As the light recedes, Gale is seen with his katana a mere inch from R's head.

BZ: He... He's frozen! Bob froze him in place!

R Hunter gets out from behind the katana.

Tempest: What'd you do to him?! That little chao's a menace! He's got to go!

Tempest picks R Hunter's sword up before R can retrieve it, and rushes towards BZ and Bob, sword raised. BZ by instinct pulls out the Master Sword and slices the blade off of R Hunter's sword before Tempest can use it.

BZ: Waitaminute... The Master Sword... It works!

Sure enough, the Master Sword's blade is sharp and gleaming in the light radiating from Bob. The Triforce symbol on the hilt glows a golden glow. Tempest, distracted by the slicing of the sword he was using, didn't notice R Hunter behind him. A well-placed punch on the back of the head knocks Tempest out, and he lands on the ground with a thud.

BZ: Nice shot R!

R Hunter: Thanks... You do know that's my sword you just sliced, right?

BZ: Oops... Sorry...

Bob hops out of the backpack and crawls towards the sword's hilt and blade, picks them up, and mends them. He holds the repaired sword out to R Hunter.

R Hunter: *takes the sword* You... You fixed it. You froze Gale in place, and if I'm not mistaken you gave power to BZ's Master Sword.

BZ: Not to mention he knocked out the Grifter with just a flash of light just before he hatched.

R Hunter: Bob, you're no ordinary chao, that's for sure.

Bob: Chao!

At that moment Bob stops glowing and, apparently exhausted, falls asleep instantly. The Master Sword becomes dull again since Bob has powered down, and BZ puts it away. He returns Bob to his backpack.

BZ: I don't know where he gets all that power, but it looks as though it comes into play when people are in danger. I don't think he can really activate and control it at will... Yet. I'm sure with a little training he can learn to harness it. But we've gotta teach him how to walk first, and we can't do that until his running stat is at level five.

R Hunter: We'll get to that. But first we gotta get to BB before something happens to him, we've all ready wasted enough time. And let's do something about Gale and Tempest here, Gale won't stay frozen for long and Tempest'll wake up soon.

The elevator doors slide open. BZ presses the "4" button, and him and R get out just before the doors close. The car goes down a floor, but BZ holds the outer doors open, and as the car stops R takes out his sword and slices the cable. The elevator car falls down a loooonnng way...

R Hunter: That oughta hold 'em.

BZ and R Hunter go to the door of 508, and meet Bolt at the door.

Bolt: Oh, hello. You here to see BB too?

BZ: Yep.

Bolt: I'm here to room with him, I got kicked out of CCW.

R Hunter: *knocks on the door* Hello, BB?

Meanwhile, some 6 floors down into the basement levels of the hotel...

Tempest: Ugh... What happened...? Why's it so dark?

Gale: *unfreezing* Those sneaks cut the elevator's cable. We're in the basement.

Tempest: So where are those guys anyway?

Gale: Though I was frozen my hearing was unimpaired, I heard every word they said. They're going to meet BB.

Tempest: Yow! We've gotta get up there and perform "Plan B" before those two can interfere!

Gale: Yeah, and hopefully we can do something about that chao while we're at it.

Tempest and Gale hurry get out of the now-broken elevator and rush up the stairs at top speed to reach BB's suite and perform "Plan B".
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Edit:
Bolt:*flies to hole, and goes inside the Lair*Whoa,this place is huge!*looks at everything, but then goes to tick tock wood, the outside entrance to it*Hmmmmmmmm.......This place looks good! I'll go inside now!*notices 4 doors*Hmmmmmmmm........I'll go into the one with the snowflake on top!*enters winter season of tick tock wood*
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Tick Tock Wood? Don't You mean Click Clock Wood?

[Kamikaze]

Okay, time for Conker and Kamikaze once again.
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Conker and KU exit the door, to find that they're in...

Kamikaze: *Reads a sign that says* BIG APE CITY? WHAT THE HECK?

Conker: Look, i'm as confused as you are, so maybe we should just go back through that door and...

Conker looks behind him to see that the door has strangely disappeared.

Conker: Okay...guess we'll need to find another way outta here.

Kamikaze: Alright then, i'll just track 'em! Remember the overdrivers?

Conker: Those little watchy things? *Takes out his* Got mine right here.

Kamikaze: Good, I can use yours as a tracking device to find the others! *Takes Conker's overdriver, and they both start walking through the city while Kamikaze tweaks the overdriver to a tracker*

Conker: Wait, why do you need mine?

Kamikaze: Because I left mine in my other jumpsuit. Anyways, I just need, some kind good metal, that'll allow me to piece these transfusers to...

Conker: Alright, ALRIGHT! Just stop with all that techno-geek talk, you're giving me a head-ache! *Accidently bumps into an a wall with a poster on it* OW! WHO PUT THIS WALL HERE!?

As Conker yells in anger, a strange type of Kremling wearing a trenchcoat steps out of the shadows.

Kremling: I caaan heeeelp yoooou...I haaaave meeeeetaaaaal.

Kamikaze: Really? Well, give it here then!

Kremling: Fiiiiiiine. I'll giiiive you thiiiis niiiiice metally Neo-Jiiiggy...*Holds out a Neo-Jiggy, when suddenly*

???: HYAAAAAAAH! *Swoops in and jumps on the Kremling, knocking it out*

Conker: HEY! Whaddaya think your doing!? We almost got some metal! And...whoa.

The strange unknown swooper reveals himself to be...

BK: Bumpkin Kong at yer seervice!

Kamikaze: ...erm, oookaaaay. So, er, could you mind telling us WHY you jumped on that generous croc-thing?

BK: Hee's a Kremling! A soldieer sent by Kang K. Rool!

Conker: I don't get it either.

BK: Don't you peeples play Donkey Kong Cantry?

Kamikaze: Not really, no.

BK: Ernyways, that Neeoo-Jeegy was just a ploy! To heepnotize yous!

Kamikaze: THE FIEND! ...wait, you mean to tell me that a large group of Crocs are using metallic jiggies to hypnotize people and eventually control the world?

BK: Werll, yes. But that guy was reeally a croony orf...what exactly dors it say on that theere Neeoo-Jeegy?

Conker: *Picks up Neo-Jiggy* OmniCorp.

BK: ORF CORSE! ORMNICORP!

Kamikaze: Um, alright...so do you know where we can find some metal or not?

BK: What? Oh, *hands Kamikaze a metal Kremcoin dropped by the KO'd Kremling* Heere.

Kamikaze: FANTABULOUS! *Puts in a piece of the Kremcoin into the overdriver, and it starts beeping, and shows that the person nearest to them is...* Banjzooie! It's Banjzooie! Aaaand...oh boy.

Conker: What? What's wrong?

Kamikaze: It says, he's in another dimension. This world, but different dimension. So, that door musta brought us from the B-K dimension to the DK Dimension.

Conker: Well just great. Hmm, yo, Bumpkin.

BK: Yes?

Conker: You know somewhere where we can travel through dimensions?

BK: Well, there's something in the ruins of Krockodile Kore that cousin DK told me about but...

Kamikaze: Great let's go! *Grabs BK and COnker's hands, and they scoot off*
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I have a thing for using obscure characters. Or removed ones.

[RareBK]

RBK walks down a path and gets a call on his cellphone..

RBK: Yeah..

???: I need you to come to Vista right away..

RBK : Who is this?

???: Its me Vash..

RBK: My best friend, your dead.. MALICE KILLED YOU !

Vash: I find you lack of faith disturbing...

RBK: We were shot down, then Malice found our ship when I ran, he destroyed you...

Vash: I know but just come anyways.

RBK : Fine..

At RBK Garage...

RBK: wheres my ship?

Looks around..

RBK: There you are, we have been through alot together..

RBK Climbs into the modified Carrington Institute Dropship

RBK: Lets GO!

Numa Numa guy appears on screen..

NN: Vrais aplesh dar numa numai numa numai numa numai. Keeple Telshi Dragosta Din tei Momentesh d'okite.

RBK: Okay... main screen turn off..

Main screen turns off..


RBK: that was weird.

Drias wakes up

Drias: Where am I Rare.?

RBK: how did you get here? And why does you breath smell like rotten tangerines?

Drias: I don't know.....

They Land on Vista.

Well here goes everything!
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You can use me but as R hunter said, dont make me do stupid things..

[Banjzooie]

Bolt:Fine then! I don't need you! Hey, BZ!!!!!!*runs to BZ, but somehow senses he's in another dimension*Aren't I in the BK dimension? Oh, no I am in the urban dimension. sigh..........gotta do this again............*runs around in circles and makes a worm hole leading to BZ*
BZ:Hey, who are you?
Bolt:I am Kazooie's brother, and I was wondering if we could partner up..........*holds up a red backpack*
BZ:I've always wanted to know how it feels! Sure!*puts on back pack, and Bolt jumps into it*
Bolt:I am now good to go!
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BZ, take it from here!

Dragon Kazooie, you were all ready in BK dimension with me. That's where Vista is. And I actually can't wear that backpack you gave me, 'cause I'm already wearing one. And no one can wear two backpacks at once. And the one I'm wearing has a chao in it, so its a bit too crammed for another person. I'm gonna have to rewrite that segment of the story, sorry...
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Bolt: Fine then BB, I don't need you! Hey BZ! R Hunter! *runs to BZ and R Hunter* Can I join you guys?

BZ: Sure.

R Hunter: Who are you anyway?

Bolt: I'm Kazooie's brother... So, what are you guys doing now anyway?

R Hunter: Trying to get BB to open his door so we can talk to him.

BZ: *slams his wing on the door* BB! Come to the door already!

Bolt: Is he sleeping or something?

R Hunter: He'll come eventually...

Bolt sticks close to BZ and R Hunter, while Tempest and Gale have tripped and fallen down the stairs all the way back to the basement. They start rushing up again, hoping to get BZ, R Hunter and Bolt out of the way before they can interfere, and then they'll perform "Plan B" on BB.
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Make sure to read all of the other story segments before you post, Dragon Kazooie. If you'd read all of mine you'd know I was all ready wearing a backpack. In the future read all of the posts, don't just skim them, that way you don't miss crucial details.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I just read everything. I now know about Bob. ;) (of course, Bolt doesn't yet)
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Bolt:BB, I am gonna blast down this door if you don't answer!!!
???:Me have big surprise for all of you!
Bolt:Mumbo?
Mumbo?:Yes, and it's about time you have learned!*blasts R Hunter, BZ, and bolt*
Mumbo?:HA HA HAAA! You fools actually beleived I was that stupid shamon, For I am Mingy Jongo! Now, give me all your neo-jiggies!
Bolt:Neo-jiggies, what are those?
BZ:They are jiggies made to hypnotise people into buying more.
Bolt:That's horrible! They're expensive, right?
R:Yes, and Richard K. Ching is the creator of these neo-jiggies, with the help of Omnicorp, a corporation.
Mingy Jongo:I will have to fight you for it!
BZ:Errr.........I don't have one?
MJ:Nonsense! I see it in your pocket!
BZ:Crap! Oh well........Banjo beat you before, so I can beat you! Oh wait.........Bob's still sleeping! I can't fight!
Bolt:Bring it, Mingy!
MJ:*blasts Bolt many times, but misses because he is too fast*
Bolt:Eat eggs!*shoots All of his grenade eggs at MJ, and the head, arms, and rod armor fall off*
R:*unsheathes his katana*Begone!*R impales his katana into MJ, and pulls it out*
MJ:UHHHHHHHH! My chances of getting your neo-jiggy is now minamal according to......*MJ's head spins out of control and shoots into the air, and his body explodes, revealing his neo-jiggy*
Bolt:I must see this jiggy of wonders!*runs up too neo-jiggy*
R:Wait you'll be......
BZ:Too late!
Bolt:Must....have.......NEO-JIGGY!!!!*Bolt grows and becomes a gigantic dragon and shoots bolts of lightning out of his mouth at R Hunter and BZ*
BZ:Now what do we do? If we kill him, we'll never see him again! But if we don't do something quick, we're going to die!

[Banjzooie]

Edit: Story segment here...
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Bolt the dragon shoots lightning bolts at BZ and R Hunter, who bolt out of the way (no pun intended). BZ trips and Bob flies out of the backpack and smacks his head into the wall.

BZ: Oh no! Bob!

Bolt turns to Bob, and begins charging a huge lightning blast. Bob shakes his head trying to clear it, then sees Bolt. He stares at Bolt, and his eyes glow a golden glow. Bolt suddenly stops charging! He stares into Bob's eyes, and as he does he begins to shrink. Before long he's reverted to his normal form. Bob's eyes stop glowing and he pants heavily.

R Hunter: Wow... He counteracted the hypnosis!

BZ: Well, it makes sense now.

Bolt: Uuuggghh, my head... *drops the Neo-Jiggy* What makes sense?

BZ: Bob's egg wasn't in the sewer by accident.

R Hunter and Bolt: You found him in a sewer?!

BZ: Yeah, in the Station Square sewers. I thought he'd just been dropped down there, but when nobody responded to my "found" posters... Someone deliberately tossed him down there...

R Hunter: ...Someone who knew about his powers, including his power to break hypnosis. They wanted him out of the way.

Bolt: It was probably someone from Omnicorp!

BZ: Yeah. But... We can't keep relying on Bob like this, look at him.

Bob has shadows under his eyes now.

BZ: His stamina is only level 0! He can't keep using his powers this often, he'll exhaust himself. If we at least had a source of food we could get his stamina up... With that one apple R fed him he probably only needs one more piece of food to get his stamina to level 1.

Meanwhile, lurking in the shadows...

???: This is not good. That chao is a threat to Omnicorp's plans for world domination! I must inform master K. Ching of this at once!

And with that the spy sneaks off to the Omnicorp building...

BZ: *returns Bob to the backpack* Geez, you think the noise of all that fighting would bring BB to the door!

Bolt: *pecks his beak on the door loudly* Yo, BB! Are you in there or not?!
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Blue is the only one who can speak for K. Ching (not counting TV commercials or magazine ads and such like the one I had him do) so I'll have him decide how K. Ching reacts to the news.

[mrfleshcadge]

Somewhere in the universe, in some random dimension something random is happening...

Fleshcadge wakes up in a dark room lying on a table, trying to get into his mind that he had just been blown up....

FG: Whoa...what?...should..I..be dead?

???: You have been resurrected.

FG: Why? Why do I have to live again?

???: Something bad is going to happen in another dimension, you must go there. You will find some people who will need your help

FG: Ow, I feel funny. What exactly have you done?

???: Well we got your remains and had a go at putting them together again.

FG: What do you mean by "had a go"

???: We gathered most of the remains of your body and put them together again.

FG: That dosn't explain anything!

???: Maybe this will.

A huge screen turns on at one end of the room displaying footage of the repaired Flecadge

FG: AAAAAAAHHHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

???: We got your remaining body parts and put them together with with a metal frame.

FG: Remaining body parts? Its just skin!

???: Well yes but thats not the point. The point is that your alive and you have a job to do. Now go I have prepared the wormhole.

FG: Who are you?

???: You do not need to know that. Now go!

Fleshcadge gets up off the table and walks over to the wormhole and walks in not knowing what the hell is going on

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:That's it.........*Bolt gets grabbed by a green hand*Hey let me go! Lay off!
???:Jussssst assss I viewed on Klungo'ssssss video!
BZ:Hey, were are you going with that breegull?
Klungo:I know you are powerlesssss, ssssssso you will not defeat me! You didn't sssssee nothin'!*throws tear-gas bomb on the floor*
R Hunter and BZ cough as they watch the shadowy figure of Klungo run away.
BZ:Okay, what is going on here?
Meanwhile, at Mad Monster Mansion....
Klungo:*throws Bolt on his experiment area*Let'sssssss ssssssssssssee if thisssssss workssssssssss...........*places a neo-jiggy into his console, and then presses a series of buttons, Bolt floats and is inside a yellow orb*Yessss! It worksssssss!!
Bolt:Whats.........happening..........to.......... MEEEE?????*all of a sudden, Bolt gets big and becomes a dragon again*
Klungo:Let's see if I can hypnotissssssssssse him.........You will follow my every command!
Dragon Bolt:GAWWWWW!!!*I will obey your every command master Klungo.*
Klungo:Exxxxxxelent..........

[Banjzooie]

BZ: What the?! Why was Klungo bein' a bad guy? He became a good guy at the end of Banjo-Tooie!

R Hunter: Not to mention he helped us beat Malice, he was an Astral Knight! Something must be controlling him...

BZ: Maybe a Neo-Jiggy?

R Hunter: One Neo-Jiggy couldn't make him do evil, only make him want more... Ten could do that though. I bet he thinks if he does evil that he'll get more Neo-Jiggies. Still, we don't know for sure.

BZ: After being an Astral Knight Klungo wouldn't turn to evil of his own volition. Remember in our last adventure, the one where we defeated Vira, he had been hypnotized to do evil then as well. In fact, then he didn't even remember being an Astral Knight, because his hypnotizer didn't want him to remember it. I don't see why he couldn't be hypnotized again. But anyone with any sense would make him forget the good stuff he's done, and somehow I don't think he's forgotten this time.

R Hunter: Neo-Jiggies can't remove anyone's memory, at least I don't think it can, so it would make sense. But we can't worry about Klungo now. What about BB?

BZ: *slams the door* BB! Are you coming to the door or not?!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Klungo:Now that the Astral Knightsssssssss have been overrun and tooken over by an evil forcccccce, I am once again evil!.........No, fight it............
Dragon Bolt:ROUEEEHHH?(what's wrong master Klungo?)
Klungo:Nothing. Now we must return to Vista!
Dragon Bolt:YEHHHHHHEHEHEHEHEHHHHHHHEH!
Klungo:To Vista!*Bolt and Klungo get teleported to Vista, the same town R and BZ are in*
Woman:AHHHHHHHHHH! FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Klungo:ATTACK!!!!
Dragon Bolt:*charges up a bolt of lightning and shoots it at a nearby building*
BZ:*feels a quake*Why is the ground shaking rapidly?
R:Well, whatever it was, it was at the town square!
Dragon Bolt:*roars triumphantly*
Klungo:Yesssss, my plan issssss working!

[Banjzooie]

BZ spreads his wings and flies out a window to town square. He sees Klungo is now riding on Bolt the Dragon, and shooting buildings with Bolt's lightning. He flies in front of the next building Bolt's lightning is heading for.

BZ: Klungo! STOP!!!

Klungo: ......Oh no, BZ! Sssstop Bolt!

Bolt: *stops shooting* Rooorah? (why?)

Klungo: A-almost...hurt...BZ...Friend...

BZ: Klungo! Do you remember the Astral Knights?

Klungo: Yuh-...Yesssss... Me used to be an Asssstral Knight... But they taken over by evil forccce... So Klungo is evil!

BZ: No! The Astral Knights weren't taken over! When we defeated Malice we used up our Astral Knight powers, remember? We aren't knights anymore, but we're still good!

Klungo: Yuh-yes...Wait...You lie! Klungo see Astral Knights get taken over!

BZ:Then why am I good? I was an Astral Knight once too, remember? The Astral Knight of Thunder?

Klungo: S-so...You...Good?

BZ: Yes!

Klungo: B-but...but...But no matter! Other Astral Knights still evil! I must obey my massssters, the Neo-Jiggiesssss!!! Bolt, my ssssservant! Attack my failed creation!

When Klungo talks of his failed creation he is referring to BZ, since he created him back in Mecha-Grunty's time. Bolt shoots a massive lightning bolt at BZ, who flies out of the way. The bolt demolishes the building, and BZ returns to the fifth floor of the hotel.

Klungo: And now, we return to dessstruction of city!

R Hunter: Any luck BZ?

BZ: No... Apparently the Neo-Jiggies have altered his memory after all. He thinks the Astral Knights were taken over by an evil force, so that is why he's evil. And he's turned Bolt into a dragon again! They're destroying the city!

R Hunter: BB could probably help us. You'd think that with all the massive destruction going on he'd get out of his room.

Will BZ and R Hunter be able to stop, and maybe save, Klungo and Bolt? Will BB help them, or will Gale and Treble intercept him and perform "Plan B"? We won't know until BB decides to exit his room!
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Klungo:To planet Vista!

Vista's not a planet, its a city in BK world. I really hope BB posts soon, the plot can't advance without him.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I see...............In that case, I'll edit my post.
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Meanwhile in the town square..........

Dragon Bolt:MWAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!(Let me attack that big building!)

Klungo:No.............BZ.....isssss.......in...... ...there..............I would let you desssstroy it, but Gale and Tempest are still in there. That big buissssssnesssssss building might be a good target!(Note:this is NOT Omnicorp)

Dragon Bolt:WAHHHHHHHAEHHHHH!!(Hooray!)*shoots down buisness building known as Iguana Inc.*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!(Another building down!)

Klungo:Exxxxxxelent!!*get's off Bolt*Keep on wrecking the ccccccity, I have to finissssssshhhhhh my missssssion!

Dragon Bolt:FAAAAAROOOOOOE!!(Yes, master Klungo!)*Bolt continues to wreak havoc*

Klungo:*goes to the 5th floor of the hotel, drinks the ivisibility potion and sneaks up on
BZ and steals his backpack, and runs to the exit*

BZ:My backpack! Bob!

Klungo:*escapes and goes on top of Bolt, still invisible*HEHEHEHE!!!!!!

BZ:No, without Bob, I can't power up the sword, I can't reverse the hypnosis.........wait, Klungo may turn back to normal! Either way, we have to save him! Who knows? Maybe Klungo knows about Bob's powers and is prepared.........

[Banjzooie]

At this point in the story, we really can't post more story segments unless BB exits his room, if he ever does at this point. I'll wait a couple more days, but after that maybe one of us should PM him.

[RareBK]

They leave the shuttle..

RBK: I wonder where "Vash" is.

Drias:Vash? Your best friend?

RBK:Yes, well you should know, you are my cousin...

Suddenly a figure in a cloak appears riding an orange motorcycle

???: Rare....

Rare pulls out his twin kantanas ( His egg launchers were destroyed)

???: Woah you could hurt someone with those!

RBK: WHO ARE YOU?

The figure pulls down his hood.

RBK walks back
RBK: Vash your dead!

Vash: I can explain! When Malice " Killed me" He ressurected me right before he died. Which was odd..

RBK: Vash, why didn't you contact me before?

Vash: I have no Idea...

RBK: Well lets go..

Looks at a poster...

RBK:Neo Jiggys More powerful than normal jiggys.. RIIIGGGHHHTTT

Drias: Okay there is a hotel up ahead..

Vash: I made reservations for tonight.

RBK: Okay lets go to the hotel.

At the hotel..

Vash: well I got the most expensive room. Room 509!

Rare gets handed a metal coated jiggy with lights

RBK: Is this a neo jiggy?

It starts to glow

Drias and Vash: Need more Neo Jiggys!

Rares robotic eye starts to glow...

Rare: DISRUPTOR!

The neo jiggy stops glowing

Drias: Woah that was weird..

Vash: Im dizzy..

RBK breaks the jiggy in half...

RBK : The jiggy trys to make you buy more....

Vash: Well lets get our room key..

Desk person: Your room is uneder what?

Vash: Wyrm.

DP: Okay heres your key..

A bit later.

RBK: I wonder why the elevator was out..

Vash: well heres our room..
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[BlueBreegull]

Yipe! So many posts! Can you guys slow down, maybe a little bit if I don't reply for a bit? I have to manage this RP, after all.

Remember, Neo-Jiggies haven't shipped yet. There should only be a very small number of them around town. Also, no one knows K. Chings true plan yet...
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In the deep darkness of space, a ship flew quickly toward an insignificant green-blue planet. The inhabitants, Alph, Betty, and Gammo, had recieved word that a powerful upgraded jiggy called a Neo-Jiggy had been invented on this planet, and they wanted to check it out.

Alph: Approaching BK world. Engage plot shields.

The flying saucer glowed blue with energy as it pierced through an interdimensional barrier, plunging it into the BK universe. The ship zoomed over the new desert terrain.

A few miles away, Blue snapped out of his sleep. He thought he had heard something... after looking around, he noticed the flying saucer quickly approaching him!

Blue: Whoa, what great luck! I might be able to hitch a ride with these guys, and get out of this stinking dry desert.

As the saucer got closer, Blue pulled a towel from behind his back, which he waved vigorously through the air - the universal symbol for interplanetary hitchhiking. The saucer came to a slow stop just above Blue. Its flashy lights blinded Blue for a few quiet minutes, and Blue thought he should forget about hitchhiking... but then, he was suddenly beamed up!

Blue shook his head when he arrived inside. It was dark, blue and black. Four ice crystals were placed along the round walls.

Blue: Er... hello?

An alien in a cape appeared from behind a computer, and walked toward Blue.

Alph: Greetings, Blue. We will allow you to hitchhike with us today.
Blue: Really? Thanks! But, uh... how do you know my name? I don't think we've met.

Two other aliens appeared and stood next to Alph. The three muttered quietly for a few seconds.

Alph: Would this be an instance of your earth sarcasm?
Blue: No, not really.

The three whispered more.

Alph: But you do not remember our last meeting, just a few months ago?
Blue: No, I don't! Actually, I don't remember anything from the past few months. My last memory was a from an old adventure I was on. It's not important now.
Alph: I see. Would you like us to enlighten you? Or perhaps we could perform tests on your brain to see what is the matter. Anything for our good friend Blue Breegull!
Blue: Tests?! No thank you! And why am I your friend?

The three aliens lumbered toward Blue, arms outstretched.

Betty: But surely, we must help you, Blue! Because of your help for us, we will now be kings!
Gammo: Let us see what is wrong with your memory! We can fix it!
Blue: Nooo!

The aliens happily clobbered Blue, and joyously carried him off to their medical chamber, much against his worried cries!

Blue: Don't probe me! I'm to young! Are you going to switch my head with a cow's? Aaaahh!!!

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Blue awoke lying down in a big glass case. The case was inside a shining white room. Blue tried to move, but he was tied down, and some sort of device was strapped onto his beak, giving him air. Blue screamed incoherently, and one of the aliens crouched next to him. The alien grinned stupidly at him and gave him a thumbs up.

Gammo: We know what is wrong with you, friend Blue!
Blue: Aaaaah! Letmeoutletmeout! I'm not your friend! You guys are mad! Don't perform tests on me! I just wanted to get a ride out of this desert! Aaaah!

Gammo hardly noticed Blue's desperate cries, and happily continued with his diagnosis.

Gammo: Blue, you have sold your memory! Brain analysis shows that all of your memories from January of 2005 to July 2005 have been crudely extracted!

Blue immediately stopped his screaming.

Blue: My memories? Extracted? Sold?
Gammo: Yes, and you must have consented it. This was not done against your will.
Blue: How do you know?
Gammo: Because of this!

Gammo grabbed a computer monitor, and cheerfully pulled it down to Blue's tank so he could see it. Gammo took a metal pointer and motioned toward the odd design on the monitor.

Gammo: This is a photograph of your brain! It's awfully small isn't it?
Blue: Hey!
Gammo: Look carefully at the patterns. Do you see anything?

Gammo smiled pleasantly as Blue studied the monitor. It seemed that words were imprinted onto his brain tissue! Right where his memories would have been, there were the words '~Been dropping anvils on the forums since 8/4/01.~' carved crudely into Blue's brain!

Gammo: Do you see it, Blue Breegull?
Blue: Yeah, it's my signature! What's it doing there?
Gammo: As I said, you must have agreed to sell you memories, and you probably put your signature there incase you realized it.
Blue: But why would I sell my memories?
Gammo: Oh, there could be many reasons! Maybe you had an unpleasant one that you wanted to get rid of, or you wanted to clear some space on your brain for something more complex. Maybe you were very low on money, or you had ideas that couldn't be expressed in words and you sold your ideas to someone.
Blue: Yes... quite a mystery. How can I get my memories back?
Gammo: Well, the only way would be to find out who has them, or where you hid them - that is, supposing you didn't sell them. I think, however, you left yourself some clues...
Blue: Like what?

Gammo tapped the monitor, and the picture of Blue's brain spun around, showing its other side. There, another image was carved into it.

Gammo: Does this look familiar to you?
Blue: Why... yes it does. It's a jiggy!
Gammo: A jiggy, Blue?

Gammo grinned sickeningly as Blue realized that it was not a jiggy carved into his brain, but a Neo-Jiggy!

Blue: Gah! What's that doing on my brain!? And why do you guys think I'm your friend? Why are there so many mysteries?!?!
Gammo: We can help you find out, friend Blue! Just allow us to do some drilling!

Gammo pulled a gigantic, electric drill into view, and laughed histerically as he revved it!

Blue: Screw this! I'm getting out of here!

Blue slammed his head against the glass. It cracked a little bit, but Blue was more harmed than the glass was.

Gammo: Why are you doing that? This will be fun, Blue!

As Gammo got closer to Blue, the other aliens came into view.

Betty: So much fun, Blue! We must help our friend!
Alph: We must drill holes in our friend!
Gammo: Our friend would rather have holes than find his memory! Those nasty memories!
Blue: You guys know what's in my memory?!

But the aliens were beyond reasoning at this point! They all came closer, each brandishing a dangerous operating tool!

Blue: YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Blue continued to slam his head against the strong glass, until it finally broke! The aliens moaned sadly and tried to grab him, but Blue had already cut his binds and dashed out of the room. Desperately, Blue ran around the complex, and finally entered the main circular room again. He looked at viewing screen, and saw that the ship was zooming idly over a city!

Blue: Eh? Is this Vista we're flying over?

Blue looked back as he heard running noises behind him. Three alien shadows were stretched menacingly along the wall - Alph, Betty, and Gammo were getting closer!

Blue: Crap! The only way off of this ship is to land it! But how?

Blue dashed over to the controls, and randomly pressed buttons. A stereo turned on, playing horrible alien music, a cup holder came out of the wall and slammed Blue in the gut, and the lights turned off.

Blue: That's no good.

Suddenly, Blue remembered that Banjo and Kazooie had once been on this ship... and, they had made it run! If they could make it run, surely they could have made it stop! How did they do it?

Blue: Of course, the ice crystals! This ship is powered on ice... so fire must make it stop!

Quickly, before the aliens could get him, Blue expertly fired four fire eggs into the ice crystals. The city on the view screen stopped scrolling... the ship was coming to a stop!

Alph: Blue, don't leave us!
Betty: You don't want to find your memories! They'll only hurt you more!
Blue: Get away from, you fiends!

The ship made strange groaning sounds, and all four figures stopped. Then, they were all pulled against the far wall as the ship fell down to the ground!

Down in Vista, people shouted and pointed at the sky as the gigantic alien flying saucer rocketed toward their city!

Alph: Approaching town square at 14 ZPH! We're going to crash!!!
Blue: What? Town square?!

Yes, the saucer was just above town square! Everyone on board held their breath as the ship violently crashed directly into the rampaging Dragon Bolt! Klungo flew a far distance, and crashed into a building, knocked out. Bolt himself was so harmed, he couldn't fight any longer. The ship took a full minute to skid to a complete stop, the whole time destroying everything in its path in a giant ball of fire. Finally, it stopped it moving, and was covered in a thick cloud of dust.

Civilian 1: What is that thing?
Civilian 2: Something's coming from it!

The town square was deathfully silent, save for some rattling noises coming from the ship. Slowly, a hatch opened, and a figure came out of the dust cloud!

Blue: ...Da Blue Breegull has arrived!

Town gasp

Blue: ...Is there a doctor in the house?

And Blue fell over just in front of the hotel entrance, completely unconscious!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Sorry for continuing the story, but I just need Bolt(Right now, he's a dragon! :eek: read the previous posts to learn more, Blue!)To learn about you!
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Klungo:Why hasssss the ssssscreaming sssssstopped?

Dragon Bolt:*roars*EAHHHHHHHHHHAHHH!!!!(That bird looks like a good target)

Klungo:We want him to sssssssssssee the death, remember?

Dragon Bolt:AAAAHHHHHHRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!(yes master Klungo!)

Klungo:Now, continue the chaossssssss!!!

Dragon Bolt:WWAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!*shoots many thunder bolts to the ground, hurting many people*

Klungo:Pity that my failed creation had to leave so soon!

Dragon Bolt:BBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!(Yes, that BZ looked like he was about to die!)

Klungo:Yessssss, and without hissssss precioussssss chao, he is helplessssss!!HEHHHHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHH!!!!

Dragon Bolt:YEHHHHHHHHEHEHEHHHHHHEHHHH!

Civilian:We're all going to die!

Many civilians scream, surprisingly not making BB get out of his room.

[R Hunter]

R: Did you hear that odd sound?

BZ: You mean the explosion?

R: Not to mention what sounded like half the city being destroyed. Let's check it out.

Rushing outside R and BZ find Blue KO'ed next to the wrecked UFO.

BZ: Blue!

R: (looking over the ship) *whistles* This must've been a sight to see.

BZ: Uh...R?

Looking around R and BZ see everyone staring at them.

R: Um...nothing to see here folks, uh...we're just filming a movie!

BZ: Uh yeah...."Revenge of the Evil Space Breegulls Part 2: Coming of the Interstellar Evil"!

Civilian 1: Wow you guys sure do great special effects!

Civilan 2: I know! The entire crash looked so real!

Civilan 3: I HAVE to see part 1!

Civilan 4: Yeah and blah, blah...

The crowd disperses still buzzing about the "filming". R and BZ breath a sigh of relief.

R:...whew.

BZ: A movie!?

R: Like "Revenge of the Evil Space Breegulls" was any better?

BZ: We'll worry about that later, right now how did Blue get here?

R: Well as far as I can tell he probably came on the spaceship. Now how it crashed is what i'm trying to figure out.

BZ: Wait. I've seen that UFO before...

R:...If i'm not mistaken it belongs to Alph, Betty and Gammo, the aliens that Banjo and Kazooie met in Hailfire Peaks.

BZ: I thought so! Wait why was Blue...?

Suddenly Bolt and Klungo begin thier rampagin again

R: You bring him to BB's room, meanwhile i'm going to shut them up and have a look inside the ship.

While BZ drags Blue inside the hotel Fiveright, R Hunter enters the wreckage of the UFO and finds the three aliens, out cold from the crash.

R: Hmm...Let me see if the ship's computer is still active...

Amazingly it still is. R views all the activitys that occured before the crash. This includes Blue meeting with the aliens, the discovery of his sold memories and his escape attempt. With that the computer putters out having used up the last power the ship held.

R: Hmm....Bob is thrown down a sewer to prevent him from stopping the Neo-Jiggies hypnosis, Blue's memories are sold, I'm attacked by some guy named Gale and told not to interfere and Klungo is evil again. What have we gotten into this time? Ah well, now I have some trouble to stop.

With some questions answered but even more gained R walks out of the wreckage and looks up at Bolt and Klungo, who have leveled most of the city's skyline

R: It's not Bolt's fault but...

R leaps into the air and delivers a kick to Bolt's head, bringing him down along with Klungo. As Bolt falls to the ground R grabs Klungo and questions him.

R: Who gave you the Neo-Jiggy?

Klungo: Meeeeee no tellllllll youuuuuuu!

R: You don't need to.

In a bright flash R enters Klungo's mind. However he finds that many of the passages leading to memories are blocked by a jiggy shaped object. However this object glows as black as the night sky. R can't pass through them.

R: Whoever did this did a good job, even Klungo couldn't remember who gave him the jiggy if he wanted to.

Leaving Klungo's head R heads over to the hotel and finds BZ still wating outside of BB's door.

BZ: So learn anything new?

R: Lots. And before I forget...

Using some egg energy R brings his GBA along with Sonic Advance 2 and a wireless adapter to the hotel.

R: Aren't Chao artficial lifeforms?

BZ: Good thinking, I can use the adapter to beam Bob into the Tiny Chao Garden.

BZ does so, and Bob pops onscreen. Opening the shop BZ sees that he has the max amount of rings to buy whatever he needs, he looks up at R.

BZ: Been playing a lot have we?

R: I enjoy playing STH games, so sue me.

BZ: You don't mind?

R: Meh we'll need Bob's help later on, so you can keep the GBA. I've got like three more at home.

BZ: Thanks R.

R: What's up with BB?

Meanwhile...

Tempest: Geez I thought they'd forgotten about us!

Gale: We'll be at BB's floor soon, and then we'll use Plan B...
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What is Plan B? Will Blue find out what has become of his memories? Who threw Bob's egg into the sewer? Find out next time. ;)

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Klungo:Now, to take care of the chao.............*opens BZ's backpack to find nothing*WHAT?????????? The chao wasssss in here when I stole the backpack........TIME TO TEACH MY FAILED CREATION SSSSOME MANNERSSSSS!!!!*Klungo drinks a purple potion and becomes a big, green dragon, like Bolt*

Dragon Klungo:(in a somewhat big like voice) MY CREATION, BANJZZZZOOIE, SSSSSSHHHHALL PAY!!!! BOLT, MY SSSSSSERVANT, COME WITH ME.

Dragon Bolt:NRRAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Yes master Klungo!!)

Dragon Klungo:FAILED CREATTTTTTTTION, I AM THE ONE HOW THREW YOUR SSSSO CALLED BOB DOWN THE SEWER!!!!!!! NOW, GIVE HIM BACK OR I WILL BE FORCED TO KILL YOU ALL!!!

BZ:Oh no! Now Klungo's a dragon! And he said he threw Bob down the sewer!

Dragon Klungo:YESSSSSS, AND IT ISSSS TIME TO DIE!!!!!!! BOLT, ATTACK!!

Dragon Bolt:GRAWWWWWWW!!!!

[Kamikaze]

KU, Conker, and Bumpkin arrive at Krocodile Kore's suken ruins witht he help of Engaurde. They step inside, to find that...there's no water in there.

BK: Now this is streenge. There's water out there, but none in here...

Kamikaze: Who cares, let's find that dimension thingy!

Conker: You mean this? *Points to a machine that looks like somethong outta Star Trek*

Kamikaze: Hmmm, you think DK woulda noticed that...anyways, let's get going! *Steps toward a control panel* All I need to do is put in the coordinates and...done! Quick, everyone get in!

Bumpkin, Conker, and KU step in, and are transported to Vista, in the BK Dimension. Right in front of Dragon Klungo!*

Kamikaze: WHOALEY ZEN!!!

Conker: OH !$#*, this ain't good!

BL: I DORN'T WARNNA DIE! I HAVEN'T EVERN GOT A MAJEER VIDEO GAME ROLE!

[Banjzooie]

At this point should I just PM BB?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

yes, you should.
EDIT:Screw it. I feel like posting the story segment.
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Dragon Klungo:NOW, FOR PHASSSSSE TWO!!!!!!*Klungo fuses with Bolt, which makes a freakish hybrid*

Klungo head:THIS HYBRID ISSSSSS NOT OBSSSSOLETE!!

Bolt head:RRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!

Klungo and Bolt head:NOW YOU SHALL ALL PAY!!!!!!!*shoots Bolts and fire at KU, BK, and Conker*

BZ:*flies in and saves them*

Klungo head: you will die, failure!!
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BZ, you should continue from here. BB, we really need you to post!

[Banjo's Banjo]

As I said to BZ, I've been at work the last two days (opening and closing both days) so I haven't had time to get on the RWP, much less the computer (and sleep as well). This is my first free opportunity, so I'll go ahead and give ya all something to work with.
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Still relaxing in his hotel room, BB decides to get some sleep, due to the fact nothing is on tv, and there's not much he can do on his first day of vacation. He doses off for a bit, when suddenly loud noices from both outside his door and outside the building itself, wake him up.

BB: Ugh, don't people realize I'm trying to sleep? I guess you really can't get much rest in the city...

BB walks, slightly groggy-feeling, over to the window and opens the blinds. Outside he sees that there is definitely a rampaging dragon wrecking the city.

BB: The weather report said that there was no chance of rampaging dragon today. They never get this kind of stuff right, do they? Oh well, I guess I'll have to go take care of this...ho hum...

BB grabs his trusty pike and walks outside the door...where R Hunter and BZ are waiting.

BB: Woah, R! BZ! I haven't seen you all in a long time, what are you all doing here?

BZ: Waiting for you. We've got a problem right no-

BB: Dragon?

R_H: Yeah. There's more though, as something called a Neo-Jiggy is involved with this. I'm just not sure how yet.

BB: Wait, Neo-Jiggies? Those things are useless. I have a few sitting in my room right now. Somebody sent them to me.

BZ: Wait, you looked at them? I'm surprised you aren't hypnotized by it like Bolt was!

BB: Who?

BZ: The dragon outside right now. How did you avoid the hypnosis though? It took Bob a lot of effort just to counteract it's effects...

BB: I'm not sure. It probably has something to do with the remnants of my old SnS powers...the ability to reflect things and all. Wait, did you say that those things [i]hypnotize[/] people? So that's what those Neo-Jiggies do...

R: Yeah. I don't think it stops there though. Though that's not our problem right now...we need to take care of that dragon and fast!

BB: Ok, but that should be easy.

R: You can't be serious.

BB: R, we brought balance to good and evil, destroyed a gigantic LBE, and I know that you've been on countless other adventures since then I'm sure. One dragon is nothing in comparison. Plus, he can't exactly hurt me with his bolt attacks anyways, since I'd just reflect it back. Come on, let's go slay a dragon.

BZ: You do realize that we need to save him, not destroy him right? He's good inside, just controlled by...something.

BB: That makes things a bit harder then.

R: Alright, enough talk, let's just go and see what we can do.

The three run off to the elevator and go downstairs. Just as their elevator door closes, another one opens up...

Gale: Finally. Those are some seriously slow elevators. The owners should probably call and get it fixed. Alright, time for some plan B action...

Tempest: Yeah, let's do this!

The two bust down the door to BB's room and find nobody inside.

Gale: Stupid...slow...elevators.....GRAH!

[Banjzooie]

Just before BB woke up, BZ had saved Kamikaze, Bumpkin Kong, and Conker. As BZ, R and BB leave to fight, and hopefully save, the Klungo/Bolt hybrid dragon, the three who were just rescued rush into BB's room. Kamikaze and BK stare at the dragon out of the window, looking anxious. Conker, however, does not appear to have any concerns about the massive destruction. He flops down on the hotel bed and turns on the TV.

Conker: Now what's on? Oooo, this should be good, heheheh! *evil grin*

Meanwhile outside, BZ, R and BB begin fighting Klungo/Bolt. BB pulls out his good 'ol SNS axe, and swings it at KB's leg, but it appears to have no effect as he's so large and his body so dense. Same thing happens when R Hunter tries to slice his tail off with his sword.

Klungo head: Sssssuch annoyances!

KB shoots lightning bolts at both BB and R, but BB reflects one of them back, and R Hunter hits the other one with his sword at such a speed that he ends up batting it right towards the dragon. KB is far too large and slow to move out of the way in time, and recieves quite an electrocution.

Bolt head: RRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWRRR!!!

Klungo head: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

The lightning temporarily paralyzes KB, giving the trio an oppurtunity to attack. R Hunter and BB slice KB with their weapons while BZ shoots grenade eggs at him, though they hold back slightly, only trying to do enough damage to knock him out.

Kamikaze: Maybe I should help...?

Kamikaze starts tossing bombs at KB from the window. The dragon's sustaining heavy damage but still manages to get up.

BK: I'll help too!

BK eats a banana and tosses the peel onto the pavement below, right in front of KB, who trips over it and falls on his back, giving R, BB and BZ more oppurtunity to attack.

Klungo head: Gah... A banana peel... The oldesssst trick in the book... Now, away with you two!

KB throws off BB and R, who crash into buildings.

Klungo head: Don't you throw bombssss at me, monkey boy!

KB catches one of Kamikaze's bombs and tosses it back at him. Luckily his aim was off and it only hits the wall, exploding and taking out most of it, but Kamikaze ceases throwing bombs after this.

Klungo: BZ is the only one I want to deal with, the otherssss don't matter...Now, BZ, as I am your creator, it issss my decision as to what happenssss to you... And I choose to desssstroy you!

KB begins charging up his most powerful lightning bolt yet, combining Klungo and Bolt's powers. BB shakes his head clear after being smashed into the building, and sees this.

BB: No! BZ! Get out of the way! He's not even trying to dodge, I've got to help him! *begins running towards BZ*

R Hunter grabs BB and holds him back.

BB: What are you doing??? We've got to save him!

R Hunter: He'll be all right.

BB: He's gonna get hit by a lightning bolt powerful enough to blow up all the power grids all over the world at once, he's not gonna be alright, lemme go!

R Hunter: Trust me.

BZ isn't making any effort to move, in fact he's actually smiling. The massive lightning bolt leaves KB's mouth and heads towards BZ at a tremendous speed, and hits dead on, and BZ falls to his knees.

BB: BZ! NOOOOO!!!

R Hunter: He's okay. Look at him.

BZ's fur is standing up as though from static electricity, and electricity is seen radiating from him, sparks flying around his body.

Bolt head: RRRRAAAAWRAAAAAYYYYY!!! (Hooray! Victory!)

Klungo: And ssssso my only misssstake ever has been dessstroyed!

BZ: Not quite...

Bolt: RRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH?!?!?! (He's alive?!?!?!)

Klungo: Impossible!

BZ stands up.

BZ: You will remember, Klungo, that I was once the Astral Knight of Thunder.

BZ begins floating without moving his wings at all, almost as though the magnetic energy of the electricity is pulling him off the ground.

BZ: Though I am no longer an Astral Knight and can't wield lightning at will, I'm still in tune with electricity. Lightning can't hurt me. In fact... By shooting me with such a powerful lightning bolt, you've given me back my most powerful weapon!

BZ's fur spikes and turns yellow, his feathers following suit, and he glows yellow.

BB: What's this? Is he turning into a Super Saiyan or something?

R Hunter: No. Didn't you listen to what he said? He's still in tune with lightning, just as you can still reflect things with your last remnants of your SNS powers.

BB: You mean...

R Hunter: Yes. He absorbed KB's lightning and turned it into power!

BZ: BB! R! C'mere, quick!

R Hunter and BB run to BZ's side. He creates an electrical force-field over each of them.

BZ: These shields I've created for you are magnetically arranged so that any lightning Bolt shoots at you will simply be repelled, right back at him! Plus if he tries to physically touch you he'll get a shock. And if you try and shoot me, KB... *floats up to KB's heads*...You'll only add to my power. I can't stay in this form for long... But with mine, R Hunter's and BB's powers combined we should be able to defeat you long before that power runs out.

R Hunter: We don't want to do have to do this, KB.

BZ: No, we don't. If you can just remember, Klungo, who you really are, and join us again, be good again, we'll stop.

BB: What do you say? Are ya gonna be a good boy, or do we have to spank ya?

What will KB decide? Will R, BZ, and BB save him, or will they have to take him out? Find out next time on Dragonball Z... Er, I mean, Journey Quest RPG!
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R Hunter, I'm leaving the rest of this battle up to you. Make it a good battle, but make sure we save Klungo and Bolt in the end.

[RareBK]

Meanwhile in the hotel...

RBK: Guys, wanna get a pizza?

Vash: okay!

Drias: Guys... look out side.

They run to the window and see a huge two headed dragon that strangley looked like klungo...

RBK: Lets get the pizza first..

Vash: Hey whatever happened to Myst ,Rare?

RBK: My wife died.. I'm going to find a way to ressurect her..

Vash: A lot has happened since I "Died".

He sees that the dragon is about to pound the hotel room in..

RBK: I think we should leave now, you guys go on ahead, I have to get my DS.

Vash: Okay...

The KB bashes in the window and Rare jumps onto the arm..

RBK: Well, well ,well, what do we have here?

Klungo head: MUSSST SSSSMASSSH

RBK: KLUNGO!

Bolt head: GRAAAWWWSS( I don't reconize this one!)

Rare Unsheaths his kantanas

RBK: Well, Syanara sucka!

Rare pulls back his Kantans in a striking position!

RBK: Hahahahah ....
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[Zippop]

shuper-duper-shweetness!!! lol

I might decide to join later. I have an active account at Gaia Online, so I can't come here as often as I want to.

[R Hunter]

*cracks knuckles* Let's go.
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KB: Ssstooopp ussss? Tryyyy ittt!

The two try raking our heros with thier claws, however BZ floats out of the way and R and BB are standing on the dragon's arms, along with RBK.

R: I got Bolt.

BB: Fine then, i've got Klungo.

RBK: I'll just stand over with BZ then...

Both begin running up KB's arms as RBK hops off, and as they do Klungo and Bolt begin shooting lightning at them. However both are much too quick and leap from arm to arm, evading the bolts and getting nearer to the heads.

R/BB: Nighty night!

R hits Bolt's head with an uppercut at the same time that BB hits Klungo with one. As such the dragon falls over from being KO'ed twice, as it hits the ground R and BB jump off as BZ flies down.

BZ: Ok now what?

BB: If I still have remnants of my SnS power...

R: Yeah I may be able to purify them.

???: I think not!

Suddenly a chain comes from out of nowhere and wraps around R's neck, as everyone turns around to see who's attacking we see that Gale and Tempest are standing above the now wrecked hotel. Tempest is somehow creating a chain out of midair.

Tempest: So sorry but we can't allow that.

Gale: I warned you not to interfere R Hunter, now i'll teach you why.

With that Gale runs down the chain and delivers a knee to the side of R's head. This sends him flying into two buildings as Gale follows. Flashes can be seen where R and Gale are fighting, meanwhile Tempest is standing on top of KB.

Tempest: Let's see you beat him again.

BZ: You can't be serious.

Tempest: Oh but I am.

Laughing Tempest kicks KB in one head so hard it knocks into the other one. Both slowly come to as BZ and the others watch

BB: Well so much for making it easy.

RBK: When is it ever?

BZ: I wonder how R is doing?

How indeed? Well...

R: I've got some tricks also Gale.

Gale: Really? Like what?

R places both of his hands out and as he does a building behind Gale suffers a small but powerful explosion, this completely comprimises the foundation and so the entire thing falls right on top of Gale.

R: My powers of destruction are weak but still useful. After all something is destroyed every day right?

Gale: (muffled) So your powers are readily more available then BZ's, is that correct?

R: Bingo genius.

But with a mighty cyclone Gale leaps out from under the building and flies in the air.

Gale: I'm not called "Gale" for nothing.

R: So I see.

Gale: Try THIS! Aero Wyvern!

Gale begins calling in large amounts of wind and begins spinning with the more he gathers. When he's obtained enough he turns into a Wyvern made from air. It roars and bites down on R carrying him off.

R: Put me down you giant snake!

Meanwhile back with the others...

BZ: Guys we need to hurry this up, I can't maintain this for much longer.

RBK: If only we knew where the Neo-Jiggy is!

BB: Wait you said Bolt was hypnotized right?

BZ: He must have it. Good thinking. But how do we get it out?

Conker: (shouting) How about making him puke it up?

BB: That'll work.

BZ: Ok then let's go!

BZ flies around KB hitting him with small jolts of electrical energy. KB resorts to breathing fire as lightning would be ineffective, however BB manages to block most of the flames. RBK with this distraction proceeds to nail Bolt's half in the gut with his robotic arm. This causes Bolt to gag and breath deeply, while Klungo shoots RBK with a fireball that sends him through two buildings and into a third, He then grabs a streetlight and bats BB and BZ to the ground like they were flies.

BZ: Ow.....

BB: Now what? For a big guy he's pretty quick.

[b]Suddenly a massive explosion rocks the sky above the battle. R and Gale are both falling with great speed

Tempest: Gale!

BZ: On no, R!

BB: Wake up!

At near the last second both R and Gale snap awake and fix thier landing on the ground. Both retreat to thier side of the battlefield

Gale: Huff...huff...huff.

R: You...are much...more...clever than I thought...

Tempest: Gale we can defeat them!

Gale:...No.

Tempest: What!?

Gale: Right now they want to save thier friends. Because of this they're fighting with more spirit then us.

Gale then walks over to KB. He kicks KB in the gut, making Bolt cough up the Neo Jiggy that hypnotized him. Thanks to this Bolt seperates from Klungo and returns to his normal form as does Klungo.

Gale: One thing though...

Gale actually REACHES inside Klungo's head and removes a white ball. This shocks our heros of course.

R: How'd-

Gale: That's our little secret, just tell Blue that his are safe for now. Oh and gentlemen, next time Tempest and I will be with OUR friends.

Tempest: Until then ciao boys.

Both vanish in a mini cyclone. R and BB rush over to Klungo while BZ and RBK look after Bolt

BZ: Bolt's ok he's just KO'ed.

R: I wish I could say the same for Klungo. He's ok but every useful memory he had about the Neo Jiggies are gone.

BB: *shocked* You mean that ball was...

RBK: His memories!?

R: *nodding* Guys we need a plan.
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How is it that Gale can remove a person's memories? Who are his and Tempest's "friends"? And where do they draw thier powers from? Find out...later :p

[Kamikaze]

They bring Klungo up to the room where Conker Kamikaze and Bumpkin are to plan.
R: Okay guys, we need a plan.

BK: Err, shouldn't we like maybe, find a place to hide, so we won't be bothered while we plan?

BB: That actually sounds like a good idea.

Conker: Yeah, how do you know so much if your a hillbilly?

BK: Well, i'm not really from the country, I was just raised there.

BZ: Well anyway, anyone know where a good HQ might be?

Kamikaze: How about Krocodile Kore?

RBK: But that's all the way in the DK Dimension. And we're in the B-K Dimension.

Kamikaze: Well see, there was this teleporter thing there, and I was thinking that I could use the Overdrivers to allow us to go back and forth without any problems.

BZ: Overdrivers? You still have those things?

Kamikaze: Sure, why wouldn't I? Gotta be prepared, like I always say. Well, somebody said but that's not the point.

R: Well using Krocodile Kore sounds like a good idea, but it sunk into the ocean. And i'm pretty sure none of us can breathe underwater.

BK: Oh no, the water inside drained out somehow.

Kamikaze: And to allow the overdrivers to let us hop through the dimensions, we'll need something powerful. Like maybe one of those Neo-Jiggies.

BZ: Well, we have this one. *Hands Kamikaze Klungo's Neo Jiggy*

Kamikaze: Right then. Just need to connect them and...*the overdrivers flash and they appear in Krocodile Kore* ...done.

[Banjzooie]

Oops, Bolt, Kamikaze, you guys posted within a minute of each other, so now you've got two seperate stories. No problem, I'll rectify it:
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They bring Klungo up to the room where Conker, Kamikaze and Bumpkin are, BB's mutilated hotel room, to plan.

R: Okay guys, we need a plan.

BK: Err, shouldn't we like maybe, find a place to hide, so we won't be bothered while we plan?

BB: That actually sounds like a good idea.

Conker: Yeah, how do you know so much if your a hillbilly?

BK: Well, i'm not really from the country, I was just raised there.

BZ: Well anyway, anyone know where a good HQ might be?

Kamikaze: How about Krocodile Kore?

RBK: But that's all the way in the DK Dimension. And we're in the B-K Dimension.

Kamikaze: Well see, there was this teleporter thing there, and I was thinking that I could use the Overdrivers to allow us to go back and forth without any problems.

BZ: Overdrivers? You still have those things?

Kamikaze: Sure, why wouldn't I? Gotta be prepared, like I always say. Well, somebody said but that's not the point.

R: Well using Krocodile Kore sounds like a good idea, but it sunk into the ocean. And i'm pretty sure none of us can breathe underwater.

BK: Oh no, the water inside drained out somehow.

Kamikaze: And to allow the overdrivers to let us hop through the dimensions, we'll need something powerful. Like maybe one of those Neo-Jiggies.

BZ: Well, we have this one. *Hands Kamikaze Klungo's Neo Jiggy*

R Hunter: Hang on a second, those Neo-Jiggies aren't really that powerful, don't forget. Omnicorp just wants you to think they are. If you attach one to your Overdriver, the Neo-Jiggy could damage it.

Kamikaze: So... What do we do?

BZ: I suggest we go retrieve Bolt, as we just left him out there in the ruins of town square.

BB: Good idea.

They all go back down town square, and Bolt wakes up as they approach.

Bolt:*realizes that he destroyed many buildings and killed many people*There's only one way to help..................strutcura recovora!!!!!!!

All the buildings that were destroyed have now went back to their original state.

Bolt: Resurectura!!!!!

All the civilians have been resurected, like Bolt never even rampaged. Everyone stares at Bolt.

Bolt: It runs down the royal family.

All: Royal Family???????

Bolt: Oh, I forgot to mention, I am the king of breegulls.

All: The king???

Bolt: Yes, in fact, they have good professers at The Breegull Kingdom that might be able to track down Gale and Tempest and their "friends" and get Klugo's memory back!

BZ: Seriously?! Well in that case, I think we should all go there.

Bolt: Okay, then!

Everybody goes to The Breegull Kingdom, which they also bring Blue to the hospital there for recovery.
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There. Now let's get moving.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

At the Breegull Kingdom......

Bolt:Guards! These guys are with me.

Breegull Guard 1:Yes your majesty!

The guards open the gates to the big castle, and our heroes go inside.

Bolt:Is the weapon ready?

RBK:Weapon?

Breegull Knight 1:Yes.

Other Breegull Knights bring a barrel full of...........red cola.

Conker:You can't be serious?!

Bolt:I can, and this is a powerful weapon!

Conker:What, do they drink it and die?

Bolt:No.

All of a sudden, the barrel busts open, revealing a weird cola monster named the Chuckolator.

Bolt:This is the Chukola Cola Reserve, and in it's current state it is called the Chuckolator.

Chuckolator:RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR!!

Bolt:Okay, you can return to normal now.

The Chuckolator goes back into it's barrel form.

R:THAT is one weird soda!

???:Tell me about it.

Bolt:After all, YOU were the one who told it jokes, Kazooie.

BB:Told it jokes???????

Kazooie:It's the only way to brew Chuckola Cola.
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The Chuckolator has a sword and a wooden sheild. (from it's barrel) The sword is made out of it's Chuckola Cola.

[RareBK]

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The Chuckolator has a sword and a wooden sheild. (from it's barrel) The sword is made out of it's Chuckola Cola.

Dont hve to eplain it to me, i own the game too :D

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Hey, Billy!

Billy:Hello, I see you've got new friends. Billy the Breegull-bot. And I see you are Banjzooie, Banjo's Banjo, RareBK, R Hunter, Kamikaze, Conker, and Bumpin Kong!

Bolt:Hey, Smith!

Just then a black breegull comes down from the ceiling

Smith:I am Smith. Leader of the castle knights.

Billy:Hey their names are.......*Billy tells Smith all their names*

Smith:I see......

[BlueBreegull]

You all can use Blue now. Just don't make him do or say anything out of his character.
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Blue: Grarg... my head... it's feeling all explodey!

Blue snapped awake, and found himself in the hospital wing of the Breegull Kingdom. Several nurses came to his side when they saw him wake up.

Nurse: Blue! How are you feeling?
Blue: Fine, except I have a slight headache. Uh... where am I?
Nurse: Your friends brought you here, to the Breegull Kingdom, after your accident with the UFO and King Bolt.
Blue: UFO? King Bolt?

Blue remembered his previous misadventure

Blue: Uh, right. But what do you mean, my friends? Like R hunter and Banjzooie?
Nurse: Yes.
Blue: Really!? They're here?!
Nurse: Please, settle down, you're not well!
Blue: I'll be fine, I've gotten many worse injuries before. Once I was impaled, and killed, by a giant ice scorpion. This is nothing. I want to see everyone right now!

Blue bolted out of the bed, and left the room in a hurry! A few minutes later, he arrived in the main chamber where Bolt was briefing everyone about his weapon. Blue leaned against a pillar on a balcony above everyone else, out of sight.

Bolt: After all, YOU were the one who told it jokes, Kazooie.
Banjo's Banjo: Told it jokes?
Kazooie: It's the only way to brew Chuckola Cola.

Blue looked at the barrel, and immediately knew what is was. Blue laughed aloud, so everyone could be aware of his presence.

Blue: Chuckola Cola, eh? Hah! That wont help us at all, if you plan on using it against K. Ching and his Neo-Jiggies.

Everyone turned and glanced upward, as Blue expected. He then glided down from the balcony gracefully, barrel rolled, and landed just next to the group with perfect style.

Blue: I've seen the inside of OmniCorp. I've met Richard K. Ching. And I've felt the torturous, albiet fun, effect of fifty plus Neo-Jiggies resonating at once. One Chuckolator will stand no chance.
Bolt: Oh, yeah? Have you seen this one yet? It could level this very castle in minutes! And who're you?
Blue: Oh, sorry, I'm Blue. Super Breegull Extraordinare. Nice to meet you, kingsy, Kazooie, Billy, R, Banjzooie, Banjo's Banjo, Bumpkin, Conker, Kamikaze, Vash, Drias. And anyone else who hasn't spoke in the immidiate three posts.

Blue cleared his throught cooly and began pacing around the room.

Blue: No, we cannot stop K. Ching by physical means, or at least without a lot of trouble. His devices can provoke the minds of the smartest geniuses. If we are to stop him, before he turns the world in his mindless consumers, I think that we'd have to use his devices against him!
Kazooie: Against him? Sounds easy enough. But I'm sure it isn't. The Neo-Jiggies are going worldwide in less than a week!
Blue: Yes, I know. We all know. We 12 (did I count right?) are the only ones who know what the Neo-Jiggies do, because we've all been exposed, but we all have been able to escape their devastating effects by either chance or skill.
Conker: Quit wasting your breath! What do we do then, big talker?
Blue: What do we do? I don't know.
Conker: Tut!
Blue: Well, I guess we could sneak into OmniCorp and sabotage all of the Neo-Jiggies. Sounds good, eh? Blow the place up and give K. Ching a taste of his own medicine. Make this adventure quick and clean! It'll be easy as pie! What do you all think - are you ready to infiltrate OmniCorp?

Blue waited for everyone to answer.

[Banjo's Banjo]

BB: You know, I never understood the phrase easy as pie. I mean, is pie easy in any shape or form? I mean I'm sure it's got to be hard to make one of those things. It consumes a lot of time and looks to be a hard task most of the time. Unless it's like one of those pre-made...

RH: You've gone insane since we last met haven't you?

BB: *shrugs* Probably.

B_B: So, you in BB?

BB: Yeah, but as I was about to say, I just don't think things will be as easy as we hope. Still, let's give it a go. I came looking for an adventure and this definitely fits that description. I'm in. I need to go do one thing though...

BB walks off from the group meeting as the others continue to talk. He goes to an open area and throws a little metal device onto the ground. A blue light flickers up from it, projecting a screen into the air. Wanderer appears.

BB: Hey, Wanderer, you there?

W: buh...wut...what time is...it.......why are you calling....at 1 am....I'm not sending you back...to CCW right now...I'll do it in the morning......

BB: Oh yeah, stupid interdimentional time zones. Anyways, I was wondering if you'd like to help out with a mission here.

W: Not really...sleep now....

BB: Seriously, we could use your help and the like.

W: No more adventures for me...I've got my own problems on my home world...but that's besides the point...sleep....

BB: Sigh. Well that doesn't help. Later I guess.

W: I'll send you a sword in the morning or...Yawn...something....

BB: Well that works I guess. Later.

The screen with Wanderer projected on it flickers off, thus ending the brief cameo appearance.

[Banjzooie]

BZ: I'm ready! Yo, Bob! *whips out the GBA and goes to the tiny chao garden* Are you ready?

Bob: Chao!

BZ: Hey, your hunger meter is full, and suddenly all your stats have raised... Wah...! R, c'mere quick?

R Hunter: What is it? ...Woah! He's made a dent in my ring count, that's for sure.

BZ: There's still plenty left... That's kinda funny, he bought food all on his own while we weren't monitoring the GBA.

R Hunter: Yeah... So let's see here... His swim, fly, power, run, and stamina stats have all been raised to level 5. I'd say he's pretty fit for battle.

Blue: ...Who's this Bob you keep talking about?

BZ: Let me introduce you to him.

The GBA's link port glows, and Bob the golden chao exits the GBA and returns to his normal form.

Blue: ...Bwah-hahahahahah! Oh please, I doubt a chao could deal with Omnicorp, even if all his stats were level 100. That's a good one, R, BZ, a real good one.

BZ: Bob is no ordinary chao. He has mysterious powers. I'm not sure where they come from, but he can knock out or freeze enemies in a flash of light, mend anything broken, serve as a power source for my Master Sword, and do much more I'm sure. Unfortunately he can't activate his fighting powers on his own, but he automatically powers up when people are in danger.

R Hunter: But that's just some of his powers. What's more, he can break the hypnosis induced by Neo-Jiggies.

Blue: No way!

Bolt: Its all true. When I transformed into a dragon because of the hypnosis, he locked eye contact with me and somehow counteracted it, returning me to normal.

Blue: Well, if that's true then he could be a good adversary. Bob, you wanna join us in the fight against Omnicorp?

Bob: Chao!

BZ: Since his stamina is level 5 he should be able to sustain his powers for one battle, but he'll probably lose it that much quicker for each person he has to de-hypnotize. But enough about Bob. I'm ready. You guys ready for this?

R Hunter: I'm always ready.

BB: As I said before, yes.

Bolt: Of course.

Billy: I will join you.

RareBK: Go on another adventure with R, Kamikaze and BZ? How could I resist?

Vash and Drias: We go where Rare goes.

Kazooie: Ohhh yeah!!!

Kamikaze: I'll blow Omnicorp away!

Bumpkin: Count me in!

Long silence.

All: CONKER!!!

Conker: Uh... Well is there the slightest chance of harm to my person.

Blue: Yeah, there always is in a battle.

Bolt: Isn't it worth it to save the world?

Conker: Well, ya see, I'm like Wario. I don't care about good or evil, just myself.

Kamikaze: You were so nice in Conker's Pocket Tales. What happened to you that made you change?

Conker: Alternate reality, remember? CPT came first, but then Rare decided to make me a nasty guy, so they totally scrapped CPT's storyline. The Conker from CPT is a completely different squirrel, living in the Dimension of Forgotten Timelines, along with the SNES Star Fox and Sonic Xtreme. Unlike my counterpart I'm no goody two shoes, and I'd rather just go home!

BZ: Well, Conker, how do I break this to ya? You don't have anyway back to your own dimension without our help.

Blue: If you help us stop Omnicorp, we'll send you back home. Otherwise, you're stuck here.

Conker: Touche. All right, I'll come with you idiots on your little quest, but only this once. I all ready risked my skin enough for you guys in the RWPF RPG.

The group returns to Vista and sets out to infiltrate OmniCorp... Meanwhile, the spy that witnessed Bob breaking Bolt's Neo-Jiggy hypnosis has returned to Omnicorp...

Spy: *speaking into a mic next to the door* Master K. Ching, sir. I have to tell you something important...

K. Ching: Come in, come in.

The spy enters K. Ching's room...
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I can't really speak for K. Ching, I'll leave that up to you Blue...

Edit: I just now noticed BB's post, and it occured to me that you guys might like to all have your own say about whether you're in or not, so feel free to add on, I just assumed everyone would be in.

[Banjo's Banjo]

Edit: I just now noticed BB's post, and it occured to me that you guys might like to all have your own say about whether you're in or not, so feel free to add on, I just assumed everyone would be in.

For plot advancement reasons, I'd say that everyone will come along. I mean there's not much else they can do this early in the story anyways.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Our heroes are outside Omnicorp, near the entrance.

Bolt:Okay, here's the plan.............First, I will release the chuckolator to take out the guards. Once the guards have been silenced, me and Kazooie will go into our dragon forms and take out the guards in the lobby.

BZ:Wait, don't you have to be hypnotazed to turn into a dragon?

Bolt:Actually, no. If I harness enough strength, I can go into my dragon form.

Kazooie:Yeah, I do the same thing.

Bolt:Anyway, back to the plan. Once the lobby is secure, all of us will fight our way through the building, find good devices, and stop K. Ching once and for all! Once he is done in, our little friend will seek the neo-jiggy motherload and destroy them. Any questions?

Blue:Are you sure this'll work?

Bolt:Very positive.

Smith:Yes, he does know what he is doing.

Bolt:Okay, now it's time for phase 1!

Bolt pulls the barrel out of his red backpack, which like Banjo's is very vast inside. He removes the lid frome the barrel and the Chuckolator comes out.

Bolt:I want you to attack the guards!

Chuckolator:RRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!

The Chuckolator attacks the guards, and makes them suffer the pain.

Bolt:Good, now stay here. Now, for phase 2. Kazooie, get ready!

Kazooie:Good.......

They both power up and become dragons. Of course, Kazooie is surprised by the size of her brother.

Dragon Bolt and Kazooie:Let's get this party started!

[Banjzooie]

Dragon Kazooie goes through the front door into the lobby. Bolt of course is so large he has to make a door if you know what I mean. The five lobby guards look rather formidable, but nevertheless have a tough time with the two dragons.

BZ: Phase three! Move up to the first floor! The dragons can handle things down here.

The group rushes up the stairs.

R Hunter: You guys know that this won't be as simple as Bolt seems to think, right?

BB: Of course. There'll be tons of guards to get through, and even if we get through, K. Ching may have all ready left by then!

BZ: He'll definitely have a back-up plan, I doubt the Neo-Jiggies will be that easy to find, he may even have some hidden outside the building.

Blue: We don't know what this guy's plan is. Be careful everyone.

The group reaches the first floor landing, and hundreds of guards poor out of the numerous doors.

Kamikaze: CHAAAARRRRGGGEEE!!!

The heroes scatter and start bringing down the guards. They're not very strong, but more and more keep coming in to fight. BB is having no trouble at all, the guards can't stand up to his SNS axe. Kamikaze is blowing up dozens at a time with bombs. A group grabs Bumpkin and throws him into one of the numerous rooms... One that has barrels in it!

Bumpkin: Time to make like my cousin and go bowling with barrels!

Bumpkin grabs a barrel and rolls it out of the door and across the main room, taking out twenty or so guards. As more and more come in he throws more and more barrels. Meanwhile Conker goes completely beserk and starts attacking the guards like a maniac. RBK and his two buddies knock out guards with... uh... er... What weapons do they use again? Anyway, blue showers a group of the guards in water eggs, then shoots a single electric egg, electrifying that whole group.

BZ: Bob! Time to power-up!

Bob: Chao?

BZ: D'oh! You don't know how to use your powers at will! Ah... I'll take care of these guys...

BZ wing-whacks all his foes. He notices R's gotten tackled by a squad of the guards.

BZ: Oh no! R!

BZ runs to save R, but just as he does R does a spin attack with his sword, throwing off all the guards.

R: No worries, BZ. Look out behind you!

BZ looks just in time to see a guard jump at him; he kicks it in the gut, sending it into the wall. Within about five minutes the guards stop flowing into the room and all of the ones inside are KO'ed.

BZ: Funny... You'd think there'd be a siren or something now that we're here...

R: Well, since we've taken care of all the guards that've come in here, none of them have been able to report back to K. Ching, so he hasn't been able to sound the alarm.

BB: This was the easy part. It'll get a lot harder from here on in.

Kamikaze: Which door do we take though? There's five of 'em!

Bumpkin: How about we split up?

R Hunter: Good idea. BZ, you come with me and we'll take the door opposite the entrance.

RBK: Me, Vash and Drias will take the first door on the right wall.

Kamikaze: Me, Bumpkin and Conker will take the first door on the left wall.

Blue: BB and I'll cover the second door on the left.

Conker: Hang on, what about the second door on the right?

R Hunter: Kazooie, R Hunter and the Chuckolator can take that one when they get back. Hopefully they do go down that one and not one of ours, we need to explore this building thoroughly.

BZ: One or all of the paths we take will eventually lead to a staircase to the second floor.

RBK: How many floors are in this place?

Blue: A lot, I know that much.

R Hunter: Guys, watch out for guards, and, more importantly, motion sensors. If one of you trips a motion sensor, then we're all toast.

Blue: We'll be careful. All right, guys, let's move!

Each of the groups enters a door. BZ and R Hunter enter the door opposite the entrance, Bob being toted in BZ's backpack, which like Banjo's and Bolt's is also very expansive.

BZ: Bob, I know you can't activate any of your powers beside the de-hypnotizer by yourself yet, but... I'm gonna need your help. I can only go so far in hand-to-hand (or rather, wing-to hand) combat. I'll need the Master Sword, and you're the only one with enough power to sustain it.

Bob: Chao...

R Hunter: Once our infiltration is over, I'll help you teach him how to harness his powers. But that's not the most important thing right now. Let's get going.

BZ: Right...

R Hunter: Woah, put on the brakes!

BZ: What?

R Hunter points to a motion sensor on the wall an inch from where BZ is standing. He carefully and quietly unsheathes his sword, sneaks up to the sensor... And nimbly slashes it to pieces.

R Hunter: BZ, be more careful!

BZ: Says the guy who's always recklessly risking his own skin.

R Hunter: I know, I do that a lot, but its only to save my friends.

BZ: Yeah, but you've gotta remember to watch out for yourself too, you're just as important as any of us.

BZ and R Hunter travel down the corridor...
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I'll leave each of you guys to post your own story of what happens on your path.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt, Kazooie, and the Chuckolator get finished with the guards. Bolt and Kazooie go back to their original state. They keep on walking up the path (noticing the KO'ed guards) and stop at the five doors.

Bolt:They must've split up here. Hold on, I'll do a li'l ol' trick.

Kazooie:A spell from the royal family?

Bolt:Yes, indeed. Sensivita!!!!

Bolt is now sensing the others, and notices which door they're all in after about five minutes.

Bolt:We must take the second door on the right!

Kazooie, the Chuckolator, and Bolt enter the second door on the right.

Bolt:Be careful. I also sensed motion sensors. Chuckolator, to avoid detection, I suggest you go back in your barrel.

Chuckolator:GRRRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!*goes back into barrel form, which then Bolt stuffs into his backpack*

Our heroes continue on for 30 minutes, then they meet up with guards, which are guarding a big vault.

Bolt:Okay! Time for action!*Bolt reaches into his backpack and pulls out the barrel and removes the lid, and out comes ol' Chuckolator*

Chuckolator:GGRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWRR!!!!!

Guards:Oh my god it's possesed cola!

The guards pass put, then Kazooie and Bolt threw them off a nearby ledge.

Bolt:Okay...........

Bolt sees the sign above the vault that reads "Neo-jiggy stock." Bolt contacts everybody with their over drivers.

Bolt:We've found the mother load........

Meanwhile at the Breegull Kingdom, Klungo is eating at a McJiggy's in the Castle Town square.

Klungo:Now Klungo issssssss full..........but how doesssss Klungo pay?

Employee:Don't worry, King Bolt said it was on the house!

Klungo:King Bolt.............*get's a little flashback of when he was stealing Bolt, but got cut off right after he threw down the tear-gas bomb*Musssst.......ssssssave.......Bolt........... BZ..........

[RareBK]

Just one mistake Banjzooie made, cranky kong is the one in the original donkey kong..

[Banjzooie]

Meh, whatever.
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R Hunter: BZ... Listen.

BZ and R Hunter stop to listen, and hear what sounds like very loud foot-steps. They hide in a convieniently placed closet, peering out of the crack. A robot is walking down the hall, gun raised, eyes acting as flashlights and surveying the path ahead.

BZ: That looks like an E-100 robot!

R Hunter: You mean E-1000.

BZ: No, that's an E-100.

R Hunter: Take it from the guy who plays Sonic all the time, that looks more like an E-1000 robot.

BZ: What's the difference?

R Hunter: An E-100 is one of the ones from Sonic Adventure, and has AI with which it can think for itself. An E-1000 is one of the ones from Sonic Adventure 2. Its weapons are more advanced, but its shields are low and it doesn't have as much AI. All it knows is to shoot what moves or makes a sound. It only does what its programmed.

BZ: That robot keeps walking down this hallway, then turning around, walking back and turning the corner down the hallway... Like on a set path. You're right, it must be an E-1000.

The robot passes the closet and, painted on his silver body is the model number "E-3000".

R Hunter: Apparently K. Ching improved on Robotnik's design when he made these robots, that's what the model number suggests anyway.

BZ: *over his over-driver* Hey everyone! Be on the look-out for E-3000 robots! Omnicorp's using them as guards. While they may not be that smart, their blasters hurt, so don't let yourselves get spotted!

Kamikaze: Thanks for the heads up!

BZ: No problem. BZ over and out.

R Hunter: The E-3000's just passed our door. Let's make a break for it!

BZ, BB and R Hunter sneak out of the closet, going the opposite direction of the E-3000. At the end of this hall is another door. They go around the corner and hide inside another closet as the robot comes back and turns the corner.

BZ: Kinda convenient that there's a closet wherever we need a place to hide, huh?

R Hunter: Probably placed there for plot reasons.

[b]The E-3000 hears the noise and stops at the closet.

BZ: Shhh! Quiet!

E-3000: Noise detected. Location: Nearby closet. Source: Unknown. Possible intruder. Approaching closet...

The E-3000 reaches out for the closet door handle...

BZ: Squeak!

E-3000: New noise. Location: Same. Source: Unknown. Analysing sound.

BZ: Squeak-squeak! Squeak-squeak!

E-3000: Sound analyasis complete. Closest match: Mouse. Probable sound source: Mouse. Threat: Zero. Resuming patrol duties.

The E-3000 turns away from the closet. It goes to the end of the hallway, then turns around, walks back, and turns the corner. The duo bolts out of the closet and into the door.

R Hunter: That was genius, BZ!

BZ: Quiet down!

They look around the room, and they're in a relatively simple, albeit large, maze. Only problem is there's at least five E-3000s and five normal guards patroling the area. One of the guards was next to the door and spots them...

Guard: ...Intruder! I need an E-3000 over here!

One of the E-3000s comes over.

E-3000: Intruder! Intruder! Attention all E-...*squark!*

R Hunter stabs his sword precisely where the E-3000's voice processing unit is. Unfortunately the rest of the robot is unharmed, and shoots R Hunter with his blaster.

R Hunter: Gah...!

BZ wing whacks the robot, but all he gets out of that is a bent wing. R Hunter covers BZ's mouth as he shouts.

BZ: Youch... I think I sprained my wing... I thought you said these guys had week shielding!

R Hunter: The E-1000s do! But like I said, K. Ching's improved some things with the 3000 model!

R Hunter slices the robot's head off. Luckily, the other robots and guards didn't take much notice to the late E-3000's cut-off calls for back-up.

R Hunter: So... How do we get through this thing?

BZ: Using my X-ray eggs...

BZ shoots some X-ray eggs at the walls, allowing them to see through them.

BZ: The next door's in the upper-right corner of the maze, diagonally across from us.

BZ quickly deactivates the X-Ray eggs so that the guards and robots won't see him and R through the walls.

R Hunter: Guess we better get moving...

Meanwhile, in the room at the end of BZ and R's path is a staircase to the next floor. An Omnicorp scientist carries a robot into the room with the model number "E-303". He activates it...

Scientist: Attention, robot. You are the creation of master mind Richard K. Ching. I am one of your co-creators. You have a file on him in your memory banks. You are the third of his E-300 robots, a super-powerful series of robots that are based on, but much better than, the E-100 robots built by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik. Your designation is E-303, codename, "S-Delta".

E-303: So... Looking into my files, I am based on E-103, "Delta", correct?

Scientist: Yes, but as I said before you are much greater than your predecessor. The "S" prefix before your codename stands for "Super". You are "Super Delta".

E-303: What is my assignment?

Scientist: Your job is to guard this staircase leading to the upper-floors, where Neo-Jiggies reside.

E-303: Neo-Jiggy? I have a file on "Jiggies"... A powerful golden jigsaw piece used by Banjo and Kazooie.

Scientist: Neo-Jiggies are much more powerful than jiggies, 1,000,000 times more powerful. There hypnosis powers allow us to make people buy more, and even obey us. We can control the world with them. In fact, a Neo-Jiggie is your power core!

E-303: So I must guard the path to the Neo-Jiggies so thieves can't steal them?

Scientist: Yes. If the vault is raided, our chances for world domination are that much slimmer. You must guard this one path.

E-303: There are more paths?

Scientist: Yes, many, many more. All of them are being guarded, some of them guarded by robots like yourself. The top floor has a giant vault containing the Neo-Jiggies. All pathways eventually lead to the top floor, and several pathways are being guarded by your brothers, members of the E-300 series. They have also just been activated, and are being briefed right now, just as you are. They are "E-301 'S-Beta'", "E-302 'S-Gamma'", "E-304 'S-Epsilon'", "E-305 'S-Zeta'", and last but not least, "E-323 'S-Omega'". You six are the most powerful robots ever built. Do not let us down!

E-303: I will serve Omnicorp.

Scientist: Now, E-303, assume guarding duty. Fight anyone who tries to intrude.

E-303: Affirmative.
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So yeah, there's six E-300s scattered around the building gaurding the pathways.
Edit: Why did I post with BB in my group? I forgot he was in Blue's group. Oops!

[BlueBreegull]

Edit: Ah, hell, it looks like I started typing just before Banjzooie finished. Now there's two entirely different stories!

So yeah, there's six E-300s scattered around the building gaurding the "Master" vaults, but as I am not in charge of this RPG, and can't control everything Omnicorp does, I left the other six Master vaults to be guarded by whoever Blue wants them to be guarded by. I think maybe I went a little too far all ready... If Blue wants that whole thing about the E-300s edited out so he can come up with who guards all the vaults himself, I'll edit it out. I don't actually know how many floors there are, I'm not saying there's twelve floors, I just sorta guessed. How ever many floors there are depends on Blue. But yeah, everyone, take out as many vaults as you can, even the minor vaults. I know its not very straight-forward, but in my opinion what fun is an RPG if it isn't complex?

Well... actually, there always was just one giant vault, and all paths lead to it, but it was booby-trapped, as you'll see below. You can keep the robots as guards, but remember to keep this as Banjo-related as possible. The factory only has about three floors at the most (except for K. Ching's tower, which is very tall... as described in my second post.), but the factory is big because it is wide.

I'm kind of trying to turn OmniCorp into the 'overworld', if you will... so the factory will have to be overtaken one step at a time, with breaks in between. Again, read below. You might just want to edit out the parts about all of the safes, since there's only one. :( Sorry.
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As the five groups made their way down the hollow, rich halls of OmniCorp, they may or may not have noticed several mysterious paintings along the way - two in each hall, actually. What's more, all of the pictures seemed to be made up of Neo-Jiggies! Blue and Banjo's Banjo made thier journey, and stopped in front of one of the mysterious pictures.

Banjo's Banjo: Hey, Blue, take a look at this!

Blue: It reminds of BK in a way... you know, how you fill up the pictures with jiggies and enter the levels.

BB: What do you think the picture is? It's hard to make out, with so many peices missing.

Blue: I'm not sure... but it looks kind of like a... tropical island.

As Blue studied the hole-filled picture, Banjo's Banjo found another picture, this one with only one peice missing!

BB: Here's another one, and it's practically complete! This one looks like an old medieval castle. It even has a name under it - it's called 'Magic Hills'

The background music for OmniCorp changed as both Blue and Banjo's Banjo stood in front of the picture. Both eyed each other at this.

Blue: You don't think, for any reason, that we're going to be heading to these places depicted in the pictures? This is supposed to be a quick adventure!

BB: I think we just might, Blue. We need to keep going.

Along with those two pictures that BB and Blue noticed, there was one of the inside of a computer, outer space, an old western desert, a cavern, an Australian outback, a foggy 1800's London setting, an Antarctic ice shelf, and the Netherworld. What were they for?

Blue: Hey, look, a vault!

Blue motioned toward the end of the hall, after an uneventful 30 minutes of wandering.

BB: This must be where all of the Neo-Jiggies are kept!

Blue: Cool, we found the mother load! Let's pop it upon and blow the stash!

Blue bombarded the safe with his load of grenade and nuclear eggs. Eventually, the safe was worn out enough for BB to simply bust it off. But, as they opened the door, they didn't find Neo-Jiggies. They found -

BB & Blue: Bolt?!

The safe, for some reason, had two doors on each side of it, and Bolt had opened the opposite door just as BB and Blue did!

Bolt: What are you doing here?

Blue: I guess both of these halls link up, with this safe in the center.

BB: Looks like five halls lead here. That mean's everyone's going to be here in a few minutes!

Bumpkin: But da shafe's emptry! We've come here for northing!

Kazooie: No it's not. There's a note.

Blue: Oh, woopie. I'll read it.

Blue snatched the note that was taped to the inside of the safe, and was alarmed to see that K. Ching wrote it!

Dear Customer,
I know what you're up to, so I've taken the Neo-Jiggies to a safer place that you'll never find! Let's see you get Neo-Jiggies when you need them to open the puzzle piece worlds! Oops, I shouldn't have written that. Doesn't this pencil have an eraser? And why did I write that too?

Blue: What a fool.

Anyways, I've already given my Neo-Jiggies to ten worlds (as a free sample), so they may cause havoc! Ten in each world, that's all it'll take for the people to come mewing to me like under-fed kittens! My scheme is brilliant, and there's nothing you can do!

Blue: Guys, he says he has ten Neo-Jiggies in ten separate worlds, and we need to complete a puzzle piece to enter each one. Apparently, he only needs to distribute ten to hypnotise each world!

BB: Guess we'll be using those pictures after all!

Oh, and you might have noticed a gigantic, empty picture frame when you entered this factory. Don't even think about trying to open it with Neo-Jiggies so you can confront me! You'll need one hundred Neo-Jiggies to open it! And by then, they should have enslaved your puny minds anyway.

Kazooie: Bah, it's all the same now. Get 100 jiggies... uh, Neo-Jiggies from ten worlds, and then open the final picture to fight the boss.

BB: Hey, we already have a few Neo-Jiggies. We should find everyone else, and then open the picture of the medieval castle. You know, Magic Hills? That way we can take the ten Neo-Jiggies in that world, save it from being hypnotised, and use it along with the rest to enter K. Ching's room! Keep reading, Blue.

Though I've already released one hundred Neo-Jiggies, I'll be raking in the big dough in a week, when they debut in Vista! Can you and your group save the world? I don't think so. By taking this note off of the safe's wall, you activated a booby trap! So long, heroes!

~ Richard K. Ching

Blue: Yah! Guys, this place is booby trapped!

Kazooie: No kidding? Let's get out of here before it activates!

Too late! Two more metal doors replaced the ones that were busted down, locking the group inside of the safe! After this, the metal chamber began slowly filling up with water!

BB: Aw, man, this is not my idea of seeing the sights of Vista!

Bumpkin: If we's dorn't get outta here soon, we's seaweed!

[RareBK]

Meanwhile...

Vash: Its soo cold.

RBK: Figures, were in a freezer!

Suddenly a large robot with E-302 printed pn its metal shoulder!

E-302: I am S-Gamma and you are an intruder!

RBK: NO DUH! Wait.... GAMMA!

The robot shoots Rare!

RBK: Ooff..

Vash: Oh no!

Drias: We know what to do!

Vash: Yep

Vash becomes fire and Drias be comes Ice!

Vash: Lets get him.

Drias: Yeah, Never mess with elemental jinjos!

RBK: Guys..no

Rare gets up and his robotic eye starts to glow!

RBK:DEACTIVATE

The bot shuts down and the "Matrix" pops out.

RBK: I am going to replace the S-Gamma data with the Gamma data.. But now I need a new body for It!

Vash: Wait.. its getting warmer!All the ice dissapears.

Drias: Hey theres a door!

They go through a door and fall , when they land, they go through another door

RBK: hey theres the vault!
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[Banjzooie]

Y'know what I just realized? I screwed up and posted my story segment as though BB was with us. I forgot he was with you Blue, sorry 'bout that. My story segment has been heavily edited, so make sure to read it as I changed some things. To get it straight, R Hunter and me are in a group, BB is with Blue not me. The E-300 robots are still there, but they are simply guarding some of the doors that lead further into the building, as there is only one vault, not many like I originally posted. If its all right with Blue maybe one or two of the robots can be guarding the giant vault along with whatever else he wants. Keep in mind that an E-300 isn't easy to beat. There's also the E-3000's patroling the halls with the normal guards, but they're a lot weaker so you should be able to beat them easy. At the end of mine and R's path is E-303 S-Delta blocking our way, so no one else can battle him. Each of the six E-300 robots is one-of-a-kind. To recap their names: E-301 S-Beta, E-302 S-Gamma, E-304 S-Epsilon, E-305 S-Zeta, and E-323 S-Omega. Now I'll read Blue's and RareBK's post to see what I've missed. Sorry for the mistake I made about the number of vaults and floors, Blue.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

When the water is rising, they notice the Chuckolator is not being affected at all.

Bolt:I've got an idea! Chuckolator!

Chuckolator:RRRRRRRRROOOEEEEEHHH?

Bolt:Destroy that vault over there!

Chuckolator:GGRRRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!

After Bolt points to a vault, he hopes that the Chuckolator wiil be able to destroy it. Soon, the room is full, but the Chuckolator still isn't finished! But when all hope is lost, the Chuckolator finally breaks the door open! As the water drains out, our heroes see S-GAMMA and Drias, RareBK, and Vash.

Vash:Oh..........my gooodness!

S-GAMMA:Calculations indicate H2O! Activate escape mode!

S-GAMMA runs, but the water falls on him, making him short-circuit and malfuntion.

S-GAMMA:MALFUNCTION! OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD!

S-GAMMA explodes and his parts go flying everywhere, including a neo-jiggy.

Bolt:*caughs*Oh thank you! for once, cola saved my life........

BB:We've got another neo-jiggy!

Kazooie:*runs up and takes it*I wonder how this works.........

The neo-jiggy starts to vibrate, but does nothing to Kazooie.

BB:Hey, she resisted the hypnosis!

Blue:Now we've got two people who can resist neo-jiggys!

Kazooie:Than I guess I'll do this like I did in Grunty's lair.......

Kazooie swallows the neo-jiggy, and is prepared to spit it out soon.

Kazooie:I have a feeling this is going to be a long infaltration..........

[RareBK]

Technicully i deactivated him not destroyed him..

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Actually, the water destroyed him right before you deactivated him. You know, when it rushed out......

[Banjzooie]

Blue: *using the overdriver* BZ, get over here!

BZ: Where?

Blue: These halls are all connected. Just keep going until you find me!

Blue over the overdriver explains to BZ what they all have to do.

BZ: So these things have a use after all huh?

Blue: Yup, we have to use them to get into the worlds.

Bolt: Wait, so there's only one-hundred? But... What do we do with this extra one we got from E-302?

BZ: And what about the Neo-Jiggies we all ready have?

Blue: Well, the more Neo-Jiggies we all ready have, the less we have to collect from these worlds, the sooner we get to face K. Ching.

BB: We should collect all of them anyway to make sure that K. Ching can't hypnotize anyone.

BZ: Yeah. I'll be right-*bzt*

Blue: What? His transmission was cut off!

At that moment, R and BZ have sneaked past the E-3000s and gone through the door... They see a staircase in front of them, and a door to there right, and... A robot. E-303 S-Delta stands before them, distinguished from his brothers by his model number and his electric blue-colored body.

BZ: It's E-103!

R Hunter: No, its E-303!

E-303: Intruder! Scanning... Identified as Banjzooie the bear and breegull hybrid, and Rumor Hunter, the famed seeker of all secrets. Destruction of targets: Priority 1!

E-303 shoots a couple blaster rounds at BZ and R Hunter, though they easily duck under them. R Hunter draws his sword and tries to slice the robot, but he can't even cut through the metal plating.

R Hunter: Woah. He's definitely upgraded this guy a lot.

BZ tires some grenade eggs, but the explosions don't even phase the robot. The robot sprouts jets from his feet and flies into the air, making aerial shots at BZ and R Hunter. Since their attacks have no effect all they can do is run away from his shots. Eventually they end up crashing into each other...

BZ: Ouch! Uh... Sorry R...

R Hunter: Don't be, you just gave me a great idea!

E-303: Charging shot... Locking on... Targets set. Fire!

E-303 lands and fires his most powerful homing shots. BZ runs from the shot, but it trails right behind him. R Hunter runs too, also followed by a homing shot, but he appears to be running at S-Delta, not away from him. BZ catches on, and starts running at S-Delta as well.

BZ: If we can't beat you...

R Hunter: ...Then we'll let you do it yourself!

BZ and R Hunter jump over E-303 just before crashing into him, but the homing shots can't change direction that quick, and smash through the casing of their owner. E-303 is still standing, but barely, and sparks are flying from the two big holes in his side. BZ lands and shoots a grenade egg into one of the holes, then him and R run away from the 'bot as fast as they can.

E-303: System... Malfunction... *Kaaablaaaammm!*

As the smoke clears, a glowing Neo-Jiggy floats where E-303 once was.

BZ: Good thing we got rid of that guy... He wasn't that great a guard at all. He should have taken more care to guard the sacred Neo-Jiggy inside him.

R Hunter: Wake up, BZ.

BZ: Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, let's get back to Blue.

BZ and R don't go up the staircase to the next floor, but go through the door and make their way back to Blue, the Neo-Jiggy they just got from S-Delta in hand.

BZ: Okay, I'm ready to storm those worlds. Where do we start?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Kazooie:We first need to bust down this door..........

Bolt, Blue, and Kazooie get in formation and use all their grenade eggs on the door leading to the paintings. When it is almost broken, the breegulls run out of grenade eggs! But Blue shoots a nucular egg at the door, and it busts down, revealing E-301 S-BETA.

E-301:INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! ACTIVATE SECOND BOOBY TRAP!

All of a sudden, a circular shutter opens up from the ground of the vault, revealing-

Kazooie:WELDAR?!

Weldar:Yes, I have been repaired, and I have had eye surgery! I can see you, menacing breegulls!

Kazooie:Crap! His aim will be better then ever!

Weldar:Yes, and it is time you all get fixed!

The door that was just busted down and the one BZ just opened has been replaced with another door, but these ones will probably open again after they defeat Weldar.

[BlueBreegull]

Blue cracked his wings like a person would crack their knuckles, and stretched lazily.

Blue: Oh, neat, a battle. Haven't had one of these in a looooong time. For the sake of helping everyone out, I think I'll list my abilities.

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Blue Breegull
Attack: A
Defense: C
Speed: A
Agility: B
Intelligence: B
Stamina: B

Attacks
- Egg - Low damage
- Fire Egg (50% chance of burn status) - Med
- Grenade Egg - High
- Ice Egg (99% chance of frozen status) - Low
- Clockwork Kabluey - High
- Nuclear Egg (50% chance of radiation status) - High
- Water Egg (99% chance of wet status) - Low
- Electric Egg (50% chance of stun status) - Med (High if wet)
- Mega Egg (One turn charge) - Very High

- Wing Whack - Low
- Beak Bomb - High
- Force Beak Bomb - Very High
- Wonder Wing - High
- Tornado Spin (Combo) - Low damage for each strike, High damage total

- Invoke Green Egg - Temporarily increases speed
- Anvil Spell (Summons an anvil above opponent, 50% confused status) - Very High
- RWP Punch - Blue's status goes to 'Insane'; Power, Defense, Speed, Agility up, Intelligence and Stamina down
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Blue: All right then, now that that's out of the way, EAT THIS METAL MOUTH!!!

Blue fired an egg at Weldar! The egg shattered upon contact with his tough armor.

Blue: Anyone else care to move now?

[Banjzooie]

BZ: Hey, S-Beta! Bet you can't shoot me you useless hunk of metal!

E-301: I can and I will.

S-Beta locks onto BZ, who runs in front of Weldar. Just as he shoots, BZ steps aside and the shot blows a hole in Weldar's armor.

Blue: Alright then, this makes things easier.

Blue fires a grenade egg into the hole, blowing a much larger hole in the armor.

Blue: Now that there's a hole in the armor he should be much easier to take care of.

BZ: Uh, Bob, what are you doing?

Bob appears to be concentrating very hard, and all of a sudden powers up!

BZ: You activated your powers yourself!

Bob rips off S-Beta's chest plating and takes out the Neo-Jiggy that powered him, tossing it aside. He gets inside the robot and mends the chest plating back on to E-301, making it into a door so he can get in and out. Bob now controls S-Beta from the inside, and starts charging up a shot to use on Weldar. Since Bob's powered up the Master Sword is sharp again and BZ begins slashing up Weldar...

BZ: Hey, even with the Master Sword I can't take this guy alone! C'mon guys, join in!
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I don't really know what Weldar's attacks are...

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Chuckolator:GGGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!

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~Chuckolator's list of moves~

Cola Crush:The Chuckolator slams down his sword and a little cola wave goes to the enemy, to wide to jump over, so you have to figure out another way to dodge this one. has a 50% chance of making the foe immobilized until he/she is hit, or until their next turn.

Nozzle of Doom:(NOTE! The Chuckolator must have swapped from the sword or must have his sheild broken before using this move, and vice-versa.) Shoots a weird ball made out of cola at the foe. You must jump to dodge this move.

Swap weapons:(The Chuckolator can only do this between the foes' turns or between the foe's and the Chuckolator's.) Change hands to reveal the Nozzle of Doom or the Chuckolator's sword to perform different moves. This move is no longer valid once the Chuckolator's sheild has been broken.

Spinning Slash:The Chuckolator spins around and hurts the foe multiple times. His sword must be out in order to perform this move.

Block:The Chuckolator will automatically block moves used on him unless they jump onto his head, which will not do much.

The Chuckolator's amount of moves he can use in one turn depends on if his sheild is broken or not. If it is, 3. If not, 2.
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The Chuckolator attacks Weldar, but is sucked up. But then he uses Spinning Slash inside Weldar and get's spit out.

Weldar:UGGH! Please refrain from doing that. I have a new generator placed inside me.

EDIT:Weldar shoot blue fire balls, sucks up people and spits them out, hops after you very fast, and, lastly, jumps very high and attempts to smash you. He can also activate an emergency switch which in this, E-1000s come out to "play."

[Kamikaze]

Alrighty then, my moves.

A Guide To Kamikaze Toon Ukiki

Stats
Health: B
Attack: B
Intelligence: A
Defense: C

Abilities
Bomb - Kamikaze's signature attack. Throws a bomb.
Bomb Flurry - Throws a group of small bombs.
Kami-Walker - Jumps into special machine (Like Chao's machine from SA2:B, but with Kamikaze's face)
Toon On - Goes Toon Form. (Takes off Jumpsuit)

Kami-Walker Abilities
Rocket Punch - Fist flies off and ounches enemy.
Jet - Uses jets on machine's legs to fly. Others can grab to fly also.

Toon Abilities.
Toon-Up - Does something hilarious to heal friends.
Heavy Pie - Tosses Pie with an anvil in it.
Hypno Glasses - Lures in enemies for the attack.
Doodle Stampede - Calls in a large group of Doodles (http://img66.exs.cx/img66/710/doodle9.jpg) to run the enemy over.
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Kamikaze: Eat Ukiki powered explosions Weldy...thing! *Tosses a Bomb Flurry at Weldar's mouth, and it explodes in his belly, since he basically creates fire inside himself.

Weldar: Moaaaan, stop doing that, and my name is WELDAR! NOT WELDYTHING!

[R Hunter]

R Hunter
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Attack: B
Defense: B
Speed: S
Agility: A
Intelligence: A
Stamina: B

Weapons
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Main-Katana
Side- Halbred

Attacks
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Phoenix Crossbow- Med (75% chance of striking)
Crystal Slash- Low (100% chance of striking, may cause sleepiness in foes.)
Dragon Slayer (Requires Halberd)- Med (50% chance of a one-hit-KO)
Chaos Gate (can damage allies also)- High (Requires R to be in Zodiac form) (50% chance of striking)
Judgement (combo)- Ultima (Useable once per world or battle in the overworld. Unavoidable)

Spells
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Invoke Rainbow Egg-Allows R to use boost to strengthen himself or his allies. Can use the other SnS abilties only if another egg bearer is with him.

Awaken Zodiac Power-R taps into Sepentarius's power. Changes his katana into a scythe, plus up's his physical power. Limited use.

Give in to Darkness-R will become enveloped in a dark aura. Attack, Defense up by 1. Speed, Agility, Intelligence, Stamina down by 2. Requires Zodiac Form.
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Reaching into a satchel he's carrying R pulls out a miniature halberd about the size of a letter opener. This of course makes Weldar laugh.

Weldar: Oh i'm so scared! Please don't hit me wih that mighty blade! Ah ha ha ha...

R: *smiling*

Suddenly the halberd glows as R uses Boost to fill it with energy. It grows larger and larger until it reaches normal size. Which is quite big if you've seen one before.

Weldar: Ha ha....uh oh...

BZ: Whoa.

Conker: But can you use it?

R: I haven't been lazing around in my downtime you guys.

R begins spinning the halberd around quite rapidly and takes a fighting stance while continuing to spin the weapon.

Weldar: I'm not impressed! Take this!

Weldar lets loose with a burst of flame that hits R dead-on. A large blue fireball surrounds him, almost certainly burning him alive.

Kamikaze: R!

Blue: Wait...I can still hear R's halberd spinning...

Suddenly the flames are swallowed up by R's halberd. As it sucks up the fires it begins glowing a deep red color.

R: Thanks Weldar, usually it takes me a while to charge this up, but with your flames I got it in 3/4's of the time. Now...

R rushes Weldar headed for his body and more importantly the generator inside. Weldar, panicked summons a small group of E-3000's.

BZ: Give R some cover!

BZ, Blue, Bolt and Kazooie lay down some gernade egg fire to the E-3000's as R passes through them. Soon all that's left are a large pile of scrap and Weldar.
Weldar tries to leap upwards but is stopped by an energy beam.

Bob: Chao chao!

All: Nice shot Bob!

R: Nice knowing you Weldar! Dragon Slayer!

R grips the halbred with both hands and swings it at Weldar. As soon as the blade makes contact both Weldar and R are caught in a huge explosion, that rocks the room and knocks everyone off thier feet. However when the smoke clears Weldar is gone and R is standing holding a Neo-Jiggy.

BZ: What was that?

R: Dragon Slayer. An attack that gathers an immense amount of power and then concentrates it into the blade. You see the result of that.

BB: Something's not right...

Blue: Yeah I don't see any of Weldar's remains...

Suddenly a voice is heard through the building's intercom

E-323: I am E-323, otherwise known as "S Omega". I have taken Weldar's remains along with my brothers to be repaired. Do not think you have seen the last of us...

Click!

BB: Great...

BK: What now?

R: To Magic Hills.

Heading back to the paintings R places in the jiggy he got from Weldar and completes the picture. It glows briefly and the world's music can be heard louder now.

Bolt: Let's go!

Vash: Right!

Conker: Oi.......

Everyone jumps into the picture and we see ten shadowy figures observe this.

Gale: Quake you're up.

Quake: Let's see them break though MY powers...
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We have two wind themed bad guys so think up other elements to use.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Just to tell everyone, you CAN use the Chuckolator. Just follow his moves.
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We see one of Tempest and Gales' "friends" staring at the picture of magic hills. His name is Pyro.

Pyro:Their attempt to collect neo-jiggys is going to fail. We've already got five from another world.

Our hreoes arrive at magic hills, which the Chuckolator get's in from falling out of the sky, Banjo style.

Bolt:Well, at least it hasn't been raided yet.

All of a sudden the Chuckolator falls on R Hunter.

R:OW!! The man made out of cola actually hurts!

Chuckolator:RRROOUURRRY!!

BB:Did he just said sorry?

Bolt:Yes he did. But we really need to find the neo-jiggys fast. And I know they won't all be in one place.

Kazooie:We should split up.

Bolt:Alright, but the Chuckolator's with me. He can't go by himself, you know!

Kazooie:Then I'll be alone.
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Everyone should post who they're with and continue the story.

[Banjo's Banjo]

A guide to Banjo's Banjo (the jinjo):

Attack: B+
Defense: B (All non-physical damage is reflected back onto it's user though. So a fireball, lightning blast does nothing except hurt it's controller.)
Speed: B
Agility: A
Intelligence: A
Stamina: S

Main Weapons:
Main- SnS Axe
Others- Long pike (Honestly, I don't think this has ever been really used)
Silver Crescent Gunblade (Not available for use yet)

Attacks:
(Physical): Nothing really named. Most of it's improvised on the spot.
Special:
Most of these will come soon hopefully. (I need to introduce those first two ??? characters from an earlier post that'll give BB powers)

Not much to go on yet. I didn't develop BB much in the last RPG so his powers are limited to those he gained there (such as the SnS axe).

An actual storyline development later.

(A note: Due to the effects of the implanted chip in the RWPF RPG and the various other plot devices, after being defeated, BB doesn't remember much about being under Malice's control/being evil (He is aware of these events though once R and the gang clue him in). The timeline is as follows:

BB joins LBE in the Banjo RPG --> defects and joins the cause to collect the eggs and restore peace by defeating LBE --> gets the SnS axe and Red Egg --> "Defeats" LBE with the help of the others (I have a feeling he'll pop up in some future RPG again)--> Negates Pure Good/Evil --> disbands from the group to go to CCW and live there --> The events of the RWPF RPG occur. BB and several others fall under the control of Malice. Although that RPG is still going on, I assume that BB's chip is destroyed and Malice is defeated --> BB returns to CCW and opens a sandwich stand. He also begins to do a bit of training in order to prevent getting caught off guard again like when Malice chipped him. --> Present day in the Journey Quest RPG.)

Edit #2: Yeah, I do sort of keep up with the RWPF RPG even though I'm not part of it. Pretty cool story overall and ties a lot of the other RPGs here together.

[RareBK]

RareBK

Attack: B
Defense: B
Speed: A
Agility: A
Intelligence: A+
Stamina: S

Main Weapon:
Twin Kantans

Side:
Robotic Eye +Arm

Attacks:

Pysical: Basic attacks

Flurry always hits

Jab 50% ( Basicully every attack's %)

Special: Mind Powers( Explain later) and eye powers..

N-PLOSION(Explain later)

Demon's Fury ( Demon Form only) Alas, Will be explained later!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

The ten worlds bosses are Gale and his friends. The boss of Magic Hills is Orre.

[R Hunter]

Just to let everyone know, Quake uses Earth to battle. And if he doesn't mind I'll stick with BZ. I'm planning on finding something special in Magic Hills. ;)

[Banjo's Banjo]

Gale- Wind
Tempest- Weather (well it's a bit of a stretch, but it keeps him somewhat unique when compared to Gale)
Pyro- Fire
Quake (aka the elemental formerly known as Orre)- Earth
Dredge- Decay, death related stuff I guess.
???#6- Water/Ice I'd assume
Verdant- Growth, nature related stuff.
???#8 through ???#10- No clue. Anyone else have ideas?

Edit: Adjusted Orre's name as R_hunter requested.

[Kamikaze]

Maybe 10, could be maybe...Darkness? As in EVIL?

[R Hunter]

I'm slipping everyone. Orre is the name of Phantom's armor in the RWPF RPG. Geez How could I forget that!? :eek: :confused: Nevermind just call the character Quake. Sorry. *walks away still mumbling to himself*

[Dragon_Kazooie]

One of them should be darkness, #10 should be about chaos!! You know, explosions and stuff.........he will be called Destructo.........yeah, Destructo..........

[Banjzooie]

E-123: I am E-123, otherwise known as "S Omega". I have taken Weldar's remains along with my brothers to be repaired. Do not think you have seen the last of us...


That's E-323, just to clarify. E-123 is the original Omega's (from Sonic Heroes, but you know that) number. Just like his counterpart, S-Omega is the strongest of his brothers, boasting the ability to fight hand-to-hand as well as use extremely advanced weapons. He is the leader of them, and the smartest as well. It does fit that you had him take Weldar and the others for repair, I wouldn't have thought of that, makes for a nice twist.
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In a secret lab somewhere in Omnicorp, the leader of the E-300 robots is rebuilding his three fallen brothers...

E-323: Those fools cannot stop us... I will make sure that the shields of both Weldar and my brothers are impenetrable.

S-Omega is repairing his brothers, changing them from the standard walker-type robots to the flying-type robot that E-101 was turned into in Sonic Adventure.

E-323: E-304 S-Epsilion and E-305 S-Zeta were not encountered by the intruders. But they will be much more challenging then the first three were. If they ever meet them.

E-323 presses a button on the wall, and the hallway just outside the Magic Hills is suddenly filled with E-3000s.

E-323: They will have an unpleasant surprise awaiting them.
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Guess its time for me to post my character stats huh?

Banjzooie

Stats:

Attack: C
Defense: C
Speed: A
Intelligence: A- (usually very smart but occasionally has lapses in common sense)
Stamina: C

Moves:

Dive bomb (like Beak Bomb)
Ground pound (like Beak Buster)
Wing whack (low power)
All of Kazooie's egg attacks, but has trouble producing Ice Eggs.
Glue Egg-Glues an enemy to the floor/wall/ceiling.
X-Ray Egg-See through walls.
Solar Egg-Temporarily blinds enemies with a flash of light, best not used at close range.
Stinkbomb Egg-My most powerful move. After I lay it I have ten seconds to throw it before it detonates. It explodes with a sound remarkably like a fart, and knocks out anyone within a mile of it because of the horrible smell. Probably wanna plug your nose when I use this.
Fake out-Can make a fake clone of any object.

Weapons:
The Master Sword-Yes, Link's Master Sword. More details on how it was obtained in the backstory. He's pretty good at wielding it, but it always needs a power source. Right now that power source is Bob, when is powers are active. This sword is extremely good at fighting evil, and can be used to slice plot holes in the air that lead to other dimensions (I know technically they're called "worm holes", but since there's not much explanation as to how the sword creates them, I prefer to call them "plot holes"), again only when it has power.

Backstory:
Back in the time when Mecha-Grunty reigned supreme, Klungo thought he would please his mistress by creating a clone of Kazooie. One that he could use to lure Banjo away from the real Kazooie and then kill him. Unfortunately the DNA sample of Kazooie's that Klungo was using had some of Banjo's DNA littered on it, thus the clone turned out as a hybrid of Banjo and Kazooie. Mecha-Grunty told Klungo to get rid of this freak at once, but this made him angry. Using the power Klungo had given him with the DNA of ASKTRE (famed fake-secret creator), the hybrid banished Klungo and Mecha-Grunty from the lair, and he proclaimed his name: "Banjzooie". He went to try and live among bears and birds (as Klungo and Mecha-Grunty returned to the lair), but neither would except him. When Klungo and Mecha-Grunty were defeated by Banjo and Kazooie, they abandoned BZ as they returned to their own time, leaving him at least 20 years in the past. A younger version of Grunty and her sisters, the ones from the past, tormented BZ (though Brentilda told them to lay off) and he got fed up and holed himself up in an unlockable room in the incomplete lair, the room that would become one of the doors in the Beauty chamber, the right one. BZ had been designed not to age until two decades passed, so he had that much more time to stay holed up and grow hateful of everyone. He left his room once after Grunty was defeated in BK to steal the Light key and the fake Cyan Egg from Blackeye, then returned to his room. He finally left when Banjo, Kazooie, B98, P.o.t.O, BB, Blue, R and so many more entered the lair to find the secrets in the "Banjo RPG". He tried to get them all for himself in the beginning. He eventually entered Nanoshape to face his core... It wasn't until the Time Rip happened and he relived his own creation that he realized how hateful he'd been and turned himself around. After defeating Nanoshape's core, he met up with R and the gang, who told him he shouldn't be ashamed of being a hybrid, and became friends with him. He went to find the eggs with them, and quickly R became his best friend. BZ obtained the grey egg, and in his trial at the End of Time unlocked its true powers and got the Master Sword (though he had to retrieve both from the mysterious chameleon "Shade"). He helped BB, R and the others defeat LBE, and helped stop the battle between Darkness and Light, as well as lending a hand in the battle with Dark Breegull, though DB was not actually killed and to this day is still plotting his revenge. He moved to the Pikmin planet, that being his wish to the Big Whoop, to be able to live somewhere in peace, but still have adventures. He went on to become the Astral Knight of the Thunder in the "RWPF RPG" and helped defeat Malice, as well as confronting his own dark side. During this RPG he made up with Klungo, putting aside a grudge he'd had for twenty years. After his house collapsed on top of him he participated in the "Great Idea RPG", which was scrapped, though he did learn of his ancestor, "Lanjzooie", before it was canned.

Sorry I had such a looooong backstory, I just started typing and then it all came out.

Edit: For the eighth elemental, how about someone with really elite psychic powers? Oh wait, you need a name don't you? Uh... how about... Psyguy? Oh wait, that's already taken by someone isn't it? (yeah, for anyone who doesn't know there's actually a sprite comic maker who goes by the name of "Psyguy", but his latest comics aren't that great, its the old ones you want to read) Uh... How about "Brainwave"? I'm absolutely horrible at thinking up names.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

You should've included me in it! When Bolt went on a rampage.........
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Bolt and the Chuckolator continue on, and then they notice the E-300s.......

Bolt:Bloody hell!

They stop, surprised to see the E's in their mega forms.

E-303:Scanning.......Affirmative! Lifeform:Chuckola Cola. Birth date:Uknown. Threat:Zero. Continue to raid Magic Hills.

The E-300s leave them, not even hurting them.

Bolt:What.......the...........heck.......happened?

Chuckolator:RRROOUUURRREEEEHHH!!!!

Bolt:Well, we should continue anyway.

They walk until they see a knight in black armor.

Black Knight:I say, you look like a good knight!

Chuckolator:RRRREEEEEHHHHH?????

BK:Yes, with that sword and sheild, you would make a perfect knight! You might just need some training, though......

Bolt:We'll take it!

BK:Okay then! Follow me to the castle!

And so, they follow the Black Knight to the castle.

[R Hunter]

A psychic eh?... How about Vision? And as for Darkness...Wrath. As for an actual story segment i'm drawing a blank here, so i'll hold off on one for now.

[Banjzooie]

Edit: Crud! Wrong thread!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Here are my stats...........

Bolt:
Attack:B
Defense:B
Speed:S
Intellegence:A (When in a pinch, Bolt is usually a good guy to turn to.)
Stamina:B-

Dragon Bolt:
Attack:S
Defense:A
Speed:D+
Intelligence:B+ when he can control himself, C- when he can't.
Stamina:S

Chuckolator:
Attack:A-
Defense:A+
Speed:C+
Intelligence:C (is usually commanded)
Stamina:A-

[RareBK]

You know you play videogames too much when:
-You start a new game of Super Mario RPG, and instead of invading Bowser's castle, Smithy the sword crashes into YOUR house.
-You try to hunt ducks with your NES Zapper gun.(Duck Hunt)
-You start kicking helpless turtles into each other.
-The mushrooms in your yard mutate into Goombas.
-Geno possesses your little sister's dolls.
-Everytime you cry, it rains. (Mallow from Super Mario RPG)
-Your tongue is now 7 feet long. (referring to Yoshi of course)
-Everything you eat turns into an egg.
-After playing Super Smash Bros. Melee for a total of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000 hours, you earn the rare 294th trophy, the "Sign of no life" trophy. When you view it, it shows a sign that says "Get a friggin' life!"

You know you play Banjo games too much when:
-You go skydiving, but rather than wearing a parachute, you wear a backpack, expecting the bird you've stuffed inside it will flap its wings to slow your fall.
-YOU SUCCEED.
-On Halloween you dress up as Banjo, and beat up anyone who's dressed up as a witch.
-You actually find Tooty in Banjo-Tooie, and she tells you to get a life.

wrong thread..

[Banjo's Banjo]

This'll have to be short, as I have to head off to work here soon:
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Inside the Black Knight's castle...

R: (Whispering to BB): I don't like this place. Something seems...off.

BB: Yeah, I've got a bad feeling about this.

Black Knight: Welcome good squires to my humble home. I hope you stay and train with me.

Bolt: Sure, we will. Won't we guys?

Cola: RWOOOOAAAAAAARRHH.

BK: Good...good.

The ancient hallway they are standing in seems to dim. A chill fills the air.

BK: Make yourselves comfortable then. You'll be here forever!

The knight's legs fade away and his whole form becomes that of a ghost.

Black Specter (Black Knight): You'll never leave now much less get the neo-jiggy I have!

The Specter pulls out a sword and readies it for battle.

BB: Somehow this doesn't surprise me. Seems almost a bit cliched.

R: Let's just get rid of this guy and get out of here.

Bolt: And I wanted to get trained too...

Everyone present readies for a fight with the ghostly Black Knight...

[BlueBreegull]

I feel like summarizing the plot, so we can all be on the same page here.

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K. Ching invented Neo-Jiggies, which he plans to use to hypnotize the world into making him rich, and probably more. They ship in one week. Blue seems to somehow tie into this, but he doesn't know how, as his memory has been removed.

There are ten elemental bad guys running around, and their motives are not yet clear.

K. Ching released the Neo-Jiggies early in ten worlds, ten Neo-Jiggies per world.

The first world, Magic Hills, is a medieval themed level. There is a large castle in the middle, with a moat around it, and random grassy hills and trees outside of it. Behind the castle is a dark, smokey cave on a mountain. Typical video-game level layout.
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As for the elemental villains, I can think of 19 elements off of the top of my head ;). Hey, I was making a video game at one time where the character changed his element constantly. They are: Fire, Ice, Earth, Light, Shadow, Wind, Electricity, Water, Arcane, Radio-Active, Nature, Cosmic, Sonic, Force, Time, Cybernetic, Atomic, Energy, and Spirit. Try picking any of those.

Lastly, please try to refrain from making OOC statements without advancing the story... it gets annoying. :(
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The whole party, although not at all suprised by the Black Knight, moved quickly into battle position. The Black Knight grunted confusedly.

Knight: Hunh? Why are you all doing that?

Kazooie: You're about to fight us, numbskull!

The knight looked into his hand, where he held his ethereal sword.

Knight: Oh, sorry. It's habit - I get excited, I pull out my sword. Think nothing of it!

He tossed his sword off into the distance, and a cat yowled in pain.

Knight: But still! No one shall leave, until they defeat me at CHESS! It's boring, you know, being a ghostly knight. I've played against myself for centuries... and I still can't seem to win! I need someone to face off against!

Blue: If we play against you and win, can we have your Neo-Jiggy?

The knight clutched his Neo-Jiggy at Blue's word, but then slowly glanced up.

Knight: Well, if you can win. Hah! I am the greatest chess player in all the world! ...But if you fail, I get to keep your soul! How about that for a bargain? Now, who's ready to play?

Everyone mumbled to each other worriedly. No one liked the idea of losing their soul over a game of chess. But then, the Chuckolator roared loudly! He was willing to play!

Chuckolator: IIRRRR RRIIIWWW PWAAAARRR CHEEERRRSSS GAAARRRMM!!!

Bolt: What? You're no good at chess! You're good for fighting!

But the Chuckolator didn't listen! He courageously stomped over to the knight, and sat down in the chair by the chess table, shattering it to peices.

Blue: This can't turn out well...

Knight: Uhh... well, if you insist, soda knight! To battle!

The knight sat down and moved his rightmost pawn two spaces forward. It was immediately clear that he was no good at the game.

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Someone else continue the game. You don't even have to go into detail, just say how things turn out if you want.

[Banjzooie]

The Chuckolator moved his own pawn forward two spaces, and the knight's pawn took it. This time the Chuckolator only moved his next pawn forward one space, while the knight moved his next pawn two spaces, essentially locking the two in position as neither can move without risking defeat by the other. The chuckolator moves out his knight, which is taken by a bishop. The game goes on until all that is left of the Chuckolator's army is the king, the queen and one pawn. The Black Knight's army is mostly full, but he's left a wide space open where the Chuckolator could get in and checkmate the king. The Black Knight's bishop takes out this last pawn...

Chuckolator: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

The Chuckolator has a tantrum and throws the chess board into the air! It lands back on the table, and, remarkably, all the pieces land back where they were, except... The Chuckolator's queen lands on top of the Black Knight's king and pushes it off the board.

Black Knight: Wait... But... But...

Blue: Your king was still directly in front of his queen! Even without his tantrum you'd left him a wide open path right to you!

Chuckolator: CCCHHHRAAAARRRRRK-MRAAAAAARRRRRTE!

Black Knight: NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Black Knight drops his Neo-Jiggy. The Chuckolator grabs it and BK immediately stops screaming.

Black Knight: *blink* I... uh... Think I was... hypnotized or something...

Chuckolator: Neeeeeeoooo-Jiiiiiggyyyyy....

Bolt: Snap out of it Chuckolator! *takes the Neo-Jiggy away from the Chuckolator* These things must be pretty strong if they can hypnotize ghosts and sodas... They're brilliant...

BZ: *snatches it out of Bolt's wing* Don't you touch those things Bolt, we don't want you turning into an evil dragon again... I'll stash it in my backpack before it hypnotizes me, I can already feel it starting...

BZ stashes the Neo-Jiggy in his backpack.

BB: Hey knight guy! Feel like letting us out anytime soon?

BK: What? Oh, sure, sure...

The doors open and the group leaves the Black Knight's castle.

[R Hunter]

Geez I never expected it to be so quiet in the cavern during my absense. Come on you guys i'm not THAT crucial to continue am I? :rolleyes:
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Blue: So what next?

R: Well we need to think this over. Is it just me or is this playing out almost exactly to Banjo-Kazooie?

BB: Yeah. So we need to search all over for either:
A) People to help
B) Puzzles to solve
C) Some boss to fight

BZ: Then we'd better spilt up.

R: Hold on. *points to the mountain* See that cave? I'm thinking that there's either a dragon in there or the first boss. Quite possibly both.

Kamikaze: Then we'll hold off on that until we all meet up again.

Bumpkin Kong: Ok so who goes with who?

BB: I'll go with Blue.

Blue: Ok with me.

BK: I'll stick with Conker.

Conker: Fine...fine...

Kamikaze: I'll go with Kazooie.

Bolt: Then I'll go with the Chuckolator.

BZ: That leaves you and me R.

R: Ok then, keep your eyes out for anything odd or out of place.

Blue: As in like the SnS items?

R: Or any passages that don't seem accessible normally.

All: Let's go!

The party each go in a different direction each looking for a Neo-Jiggy. After some time walking BZ and R come to a tower where they can hear someone talking from the top.

???: Oh dear I don't have the items I need to complete my spell. The king will have my head!

R: *looking at BZ* Bingo!

BZ: I agree. Let's check this out.

R and BZ walk up the winding staircase and enter the room of a very distressed wizard.

R: Pardon me, but could you use some help?

Merlo: Yes actually! My name is Merlo the wizard. I'm currently working on a spell to wake the Princess Liza who is under a witches curse.

BZ: How'd that happen?

Merlo: Well the princess was attending a fair held in the local village every year. During the event she accidently bumped into Zolia the witch.

R: Let me guess...she didn't think it was an accident?

Merlo: Indeed. She cursed the princess to act as a stone would.

BZ/R:?

Merlo: Although she is not petrified, she is unable to move or speak.

BZ: Just like a stone...

R: We heard you say something about not having the items you need?

Merlo: Ah yes...I need


A Phoenix Feather. It will heal her body.
A Soul Droplet. It will heal her mind
A Blood Ruby. It will heal her heart.


Merlo: Bring me those things and i'll give you this oddly-shaped stone I found.

Merlo unveils one of two covered podiums. A Neo-Jiggy rests in a glass case atop one of them.

BZ: A Neo Jiggy!

Merlo: Neo Jiggy you say?

R: We're questing for those.

Merlo: I see. Then I will help you if you can help the princess. Agreed?

BZ/R: Deal.

Merlo: I will also give you another strange artifact if you can bring me one more item. It's not required for the spell but with it, the spell will be assured to work!

BZ: And what would that be?


Gaia's Tear. This ensures the success of any magic by boosting said spell's power.


R: Right then let's go BZ.

BZ: Wait R! We don't even know what the stuff we're looking for looks like!

R: A Phoenix Feather is bright orange in color and gives off heat and light. A Soul Droplet looks like a giant tear, you can guess what a Blood Ruby looks like and Gaia's Tear looks like a giant rain droplet but it glows in a bright green.

Merlo: Goodness lad you must be a great wizard to know such things!

R: Meh not really. I just study all knowledge available.

BZ: He likes to learn.

Merlo: Same as any true wizard.

R: Let's roll BZ.

BZ: Ok.

Suddenly BZ's backpack begins rumbling and in a flash out pops Bob.

Bob: Chao!

R: Whoa!

BZ: Bob?

Merlo: My what an interesting little fellow.

Bob walks over to the second podium and tries to take off the garment covering it but is much too short to do so.

Bob: *in a sad tone* Chao....

BZ: Bob be polite.

R: Hmm. Merlo, you said we could have that second object if we found a Gaia's Tear am I right?

Merlo: Yes.

R: Would you mind if we took a look at what it is we're trying to earn?

Merlo: Not at all.

Removing the second cover we see a egg inside a glass case. It appears to be made out of amethyst.

BZ: You don't think...

Bob: *much happier now* Chao! Chao!

R: Bob is a golden chao, which is part of the jewel group. I wonder, how did this one find it's way here?

Merlo: Well to be honest a person gave it to me and told me to take great care of it. She wore a white cloak and seemed to be carrying many other eggs with her.

R: Somehow Klungo must have gotten Bob's egg from her. I'm thinking that Bob is related to the other Chao.

Bob: Chao!

BZ: So that's one of Bob's brothers then?

R: *shruging* My guess anyway.

Merlo: Well if you can find a Gaia's Tear I'd be happy to give you this egg since you seem to be taking very good care of this little fellow.

BZ: *placing Bob in his backpack* You got a deal Merlo. Let's get searching R.

BZ and R leave the tower and head into town to see if they can find any of the items needed to save the princess...
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NOTE: Although BZ and I are the ones looking for them, if anyone else wants to find one or two go ahead. The Gaia's Tear however is exclusive to us, as I have an elaborate idea on how we get it. (A trading sequence, just like in most Zelda games. A LONG one at that. ;)) And Blue I hope you don't mind me adding the other jewel chao but I figure since Bob has amazing powers we could have more.

[Kamikaze]

Well then, let's see what shall Kazooie and I do, hm?
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Kazooie and Kamikaze are standing in front of a brick wall.

Kazooie: Well, this just stopped our adventure short.

Kamikaze And there deosn't seem to be anyway around it either. Who'd put a brick wall in the middle of nowheres?

???: I know whoooo.

Kazooie: *Readies eggs* Who said that? Come out and show yourself!

???: *steps out to reveal himself as a taller, Geno, with dark blue clothes, that have Ztars on them* It is none other than me...Xeno!

Kamikaze and kazooie just stare blankly at him.

Xeno: Y'know, evil doll from the future? ...major of the Ztar Army? ...geez, being a fan character sucks. Anyways, i'm the one who built this wall, to stop anyone except me from digging up the special treasure buried here, that'll help the Ztar Army RULE THE DREAM DEPOT AND ALL OF IT'S DREAMS!

Kamikaze: Does it happen to be in the shape of a jigsaw and give off weird vibes?

Xeno: That's what the sensors said, yes, what are you trying to say?

Kamikaze: It's just a Neo-Jiggy, it's not all tha powerful really.

Xeno: WHAAAAAAT!? *Kazooie and Kamikaze are knocked back a bit, from his now large bomming voice* You mean i've been stuck here, monitoring the digging 3 years JUST TO FOR NOTHING!?

Kazooie: Yes. Yes you have, woodenboy.

Xeno: Grrr, i'll show you!

BATTLE TIME!

Xeno: Honestly, 3 years wasted! Well, I can take out my anger on you two! *Palms of hands open to reveal ztar gatling guns*

Kamikaze: Oh shiz.

Kazooie: Meh, we can take him!

Xeno's chest opens to reveal a Ztar bazooka.

Kazooie: ...I hope.

[Banjzooie]

BZ and R walk into town and begin to question villagers about the missing items. They don't seem to know much...

BZ: None of these villagers seem to know very much about the items...

R: Well, the knowledge of these items isn't exactly common; only wizards, witches , or people who do a lot of research would really know about Phoenix feathers and that kind of thing.

???: A phoenix feather, did you say?

An old woman with a kind face walks out of a nearby house.

Woman: If you are looking for that, then you also want a Soul Droplet and a Blood Ruby, yes?

BZ: Yeah... How did you know?

Woman: One seldom looks for a Phoenix feather by itself. It is a powerful ingredient in potion-making. You seek the cure for the Princess, do you not?

R Hunter: Yes.

Woman: I knew it. Merlo has been looking for these items for quite a while now...

BZ: You... know where they are? Hang on... How do you know Merlo?

Bolia: I am Bolia, the good witch sister of the evil witch Volia, who cast the curse upon the princess. Merlo and I have together been discussing how to obtain the items...

BZ: Grunty and Brentilda, Volia and Bolia... There's always a good witch for every bad one huh?

R Hunter: Yeah, that's usually how it works.

Bolia: Anyway, yes, I do know where some of the items are. The Phoenix Feather of which you spoke can of course only be obtained from a phoenix. One lives at the summit of the mountain, but no one has yet seen it. No one knows how to summon it. It has been seen there on a rare occasion, but any time it has been approached, it has burst into flames and vanished. Its presence there has earned the mountain its name, "Phoenix Mountain."

BZ: You don't have any idea how to get the Phoenix to come out?

Bolia: None, I'm afraid. As for the Soul Droplet, that I may be able to help you with. At the foot Phoenix Mountain is a vast lake, Phoenix lake, and legend has it that deep in the lake resides the Soul Droplet. Merlo knows about this legend as well, and also knows of the Phoenix at the top of the mountain, but he is too old to dive into a lake or scale a mountain. In his panic about his plight he may have forgotten to tell you what he knew about them; he may know a way to summon the phoenix.

R Hunter: And what of the third item, the Blood Ruby?

Bolia: Neither I nor Merlo knows the location of that one, unfortunately. However, once you retrieve the other two, I will be able to help you. The spell I will use involves explaining to the two items the spell that they need to be used for, and creates between them the kind of bond that will normally only happen when they are used for the spell. They will also bond with the third item, no matter how far away it is. It is not strong enough a bond to activate the spell, but a strong enough bond to track the Blood Ruby. We will know where it is. So go, collect the Phoenix Feather and the Soul Droplet, and then return to me.

R Hunter: Okay. Thank you very much, m'am.

Bolia: You are very welcome.

R Hunter: So which item d'you want to go for first, BZ?

BZ: Let's go for the Soul Droplet, its been a while since I've had a good swim...

R Hunter and BZ head for Phoenix mountain. Some distance to the right of the cave where a dragon or the first boss resides is a large, crystal-clear lake. Just as they're about to jump into the lake...

BZ: Ouch!

R Hunter: What happened?

BZ: Stepped on something...

BZ picks up what he stepped on... Its a small stone shaped like a human skull.

R Hunter: That looks familiar somehow...

BZ: I know what you mean. I'll stash this in my pack...

BZ stores the strange stone in his backpack, and just as he does so Bob hops out.

BZ: You wanna go for a swim too Bob?

Bob: Chao!

BZ, Bob and R Hunter dive into the lake. They swim deeper, deeper, deeper... It gets darker as they get farther from the surface... Eventually it gets pitch black...

BZ (telepathically): Bob, give us some light, will ya?

Bob: Chao!

Bob glows a golden glow and the area around them is now lit as bright as daylight. Only half a minute after this happens, BZ gets a tight feeling in his chest...

BZ: D'oh! What were we thinking?! We can't hold our breath for this long! Getting... Dizzy...

R Hunter: Oops... This is bad... Losing... air...

BZ: Oh no... Bob!

The chao's gold face is now tinted with blue, he stops trying to swim and sinks to the sea floor, his light dimming... BZ and R can't swim anymore either and also sink...

R Hunter: To late to go back to the surface... This is it... Nice knowing ya BZ...

BZ: Was a pleasure...

Just as the two of them are about to drown a shadowy figure approaches, emitting large bubbles... BZ thinks this is a shark and is shocked out of his wits, literally jumping off the sea floor with fright and shouting a surprised shout, consequentially exhaling his last bit of air and inhaling more water and some of the creature's large bubbles... BZ closes his mouth when he realizes what he's done, but its to late... Or is it? Rather than everything going black, BZ's vision appears to come back into focus. He feels his chest loosen a little. The creature comes closer, and is illuminated by the dim light of Bob, revealed to be not a shark at all, just a fish.

Gloop: Hi! I'm Gloop! Running low on air?

Gloop gives R Hunter an air-bubble, and gives another to Bob, who's light then becomes brighter. The fish releases nine more bubbles and the trio quickly inhales them, oxygen returning to their brains.

Gloop: If you keep going that direction you won't last at all. Follow me, I'll show you a place where there's plenty of oxygen.

The group follows Gloop through the water, Bob lighting the way as they go and Gloop making sure to release air-bubbles at regular intervals. Eventually they come upon a large skull with three red feathers on it.

BZ: Mumbo's skull? Here?

R Hunter: Well these worlds are based on Banjo games, so of course Mumbo's got to be in them.

The three swim inside the skull.

BZ: ...Its filled with water! You think he'd empty it... Waitaminute, we can talk out loud here?! Then that means we can breath normally here!

R Hunter: Mumbo probably oxygenated it, he's not (that) stupid after all.

Tired of swimming, BZ, R Hunter and Bob land on the floor of Mumbo's Skull and walk up the ramp to the second floor. There they find the shaman, sitting in his chair.

Mumbo-Jumbo: Hello, BZ, R Hunter. Me Mumbo Jumbo, best shaman in RPG. Help you defeat K. Ching with powerful Mumbo magic.

R Hunter: Transformations, right?

Mumbo: Correct. One Mumbo skull for each world. Everyone has chance at transformation, everyone in RPG transform at least once. Each world has one base transformation, but it vary with different people. This world base transformation "Fish".

BZ: Well, let's get to it then!

Mumbo: First, pay toll in Mumbo tokens. This world you only pay one token.

R Hunter: BZ! What about that thing you found earlier?

BZ: What...? Oh yeah!

BZ pulls the skull-shaped stone out of his pack.

Mumbo: That Mumbo token. Give to Mumbo if want help.

BZ: Sure.

BZ hands Mumbo the token.

Mumbo: You get big discount this world, but next world Mumbo expect 10 tokens.
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This post was so big I had to seperate it into two!

[Banjzooie]

Mumbo: Now, transformations... Who go first?

Bob: Chao!

Mumbo: Chao step on Mumbo switch.

Bob steps on the switch, and Mumbo stands on his chair and pulls out his wand. He waves it and Bob levitates, surrounded by yellow and blue sparks.

Mumbo: Oo-ba-la-ka!

And with a pow, Bob turns into a baby whale with gold skin.

Mumbo: Mumbo call this "baby whale". Can swim into small caverns to small for BZ and R Hunter, and whale very good at holding breath, take long time before run out of air, can go at least an hour without heading for surface.

Bob (In a musical, whale-like voice): Chao-chao!

BZ: I'm next.

BZ steps onto Mumbo's switch.

Mumbo: Oo-ba-la-ka!

BZ transforms into a shark! He's so big now that he can hardly fit in the skull.

Mumbo: Mumbo call this "Great White Shark". Can scare most enemies away easily, and have sharp teeth for taking care of those too stupid too flee. No worry about air at all.

BZ: Nice...

R Hunter: Guess I'm up.

R Hunter steps onto Mumbo's switch, and Mumbo cracks his knuckles.

Mumbo: This tough one... *begins spell* Eekum-bookum-eekum-eookum-oobala, oobala, eekum-bookum-eekum-bookum-eko-hah, eekum-bookum...

As Mumbo chants, R Hunter grows in size... He's now twice his normal size... Four times... Eight times... He grows until the hut simply can't hold him anymore, and walls of the second floor and the ceiling burst apart, and a colossal R Hunter can be seen standing on the remains of the skull from a mile away.

R Hunter (In a very deep voice): Uh... Mumbo...? I sure hope you know what you're doing!

Mumbo: ...Eekum-Bookum-Eekum-Bookum... Oo-Ba-La-Ka!

In an explosion loud enough to have come from a ship, R Hunter transforms into a whale!

Mumbo: Mumbo call this "Killer Whale". Wow, look at how much weight R Hunter has put on, hur hur!

R Hunter: Ha, ha, very funny. So what can I do in this transformation?

Mumbo: Can press large switches with weight. Like baby whale you hardly ever worry about air.

BZ: Thanks for your help Mumbo.

The three swim out of the remains of the skull, behind where the second floor of the skull used to be is a metal door set in the wall that won't open.

BZ: What's with this door?

R Hunter: Look closely, it has a picture of a tropical island on it. Its probably an enterance to another world, but we can't access it yet. We'll have to complete the picture of the Tropical Island in the Omnicorp building and enter the world that way.

???: Hey, can you help me?

Another baby whale is in front of the door.

BZ: What's wrong kid?

Whale: I was back in the tropical island world... My mommy told me not to swim through the tunnel with the picture of a medieval world above it, but I did anyway and the door closed behind me, and I'm stuck!

R Hunter: We'll help you eventually. Once we get into the main enterance of the tropical island world, we'll find a way to open the door from that end.

BZ: This is kind of like BT, with all the inter-world connectitivity. I guess the tropical island world has its own share of underwater Neo-Jiggies, so of course it'd be connected to this lake.

R Hunter: And, that world will have a different transformation, so in order to get its underwater Neo-Jiggies we'll have to find out how to open that door so we can get back here and transform into underwater creatures again. Once we've found the Soul Droplet...

BZ: And the Neo-Jiggy, there's got to be at least one down here...

R Hunter: Right, once we've got the Neo-Jiggy and the Soul Droplet, we've got to inform the others of Mumbo being in each world, and that we've gotta help this little whale somehow once we reach the tropical island world. But first, let's find that Soul Droplet.

BZ, R Hunter and Bob begin searching for the Soul Droplet in the depths of the lake...
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I decided to make the RPG a little bit more Banjo-like by adding Mumbo. He's in each world, like in the Banjo games.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Hmmmmmm.......... let's show it off! (over a transmitter of some kind) Bring it in.

Breegull:Order acknowledged.

All of a sudden, a red beam shoots out of the sky and a wolfen appears.

Bolt:It was a good thing that the aparoid queen was killed, because Wolf and his team fled to the Breegull Kingdom, and then I became a member of Star Wolf. Though they're still residing there because they need a brake from the thrill.

Chuckolator:RYYY RRRRRAWWWRRR RRROOOO RRRAAAAALLLKKIINGGG TTTOOOO VWWWAASSEEEELFFFF?

Bolt:Strangely, yes. Let's go!

They both hop in something. Bolt hops into the wolfen. Chuck goes into the red backpack and they both blast off. They land at Pheonix Mountain.

Bolt:What an interesting mountain!

Bolt takes out the Chuckolator from his pack.

Bolt:Let's search this mountain!

Our heroes see the pond BZ and R are in.

Bolt:I can't swim, and Chuck can't go by himself.

All of a sudden ANOTHER wolfen lands near them, and somebody comes out of it.

???:You need help swimming?

Bolt:Wolf?

Wolf:Yes, we've got a prototype, though it is unamed, it's good for moving through the water.

Bolt:Let's call it.......the marinemaster.

Wolf:Adequate name, but it'll do. (speaking over a transmitter) Send in the prototype!

Yet another red beam goes into the water and a marine vehicle appears on the top of the pond.

Bolt:See you later Wolf!

And with that, our heroes hop into the marinemaster and dive.

[RareBK]

Okay Im lost

[Kamikaze]

Kazooie and Kamikaze are having difficulty dodging Xeno's attacks, but the shots just almost miss them.

Xeno: PERISH I SAY! PERISH!

Kamikaze: Well, this is a troubling predicament. *Tosses a few bombs at Xeno, but, they seem to do nothing to him*

Kazooie: You're telling me! *A shot from his Ztar Gatling Guns, just grazes her wing* Can you try using those, what do you call 'em? Overdrivers?

Kamikaze: But I only have one on me right now! I left all the others at Pixeltendo!

Kazooie: *sigh* Fine, guess we'll have to take him out the old way. *Fires an Ice Egg at Xeno, and suprisngly, it freezes him* Well, that helped.

Xeno: N-n-n-not, y-y-yet...*The ice starts cracking*

Kamikaze: Erm, uh, let's see, um, AH! IDEA! Time to call another old friend of mine! *takes out Overdriver, and uses it to call* Hello? Yes, i'd like you to connect me to World GLOV-9918-0181...yes i'll hold. Kazooie! Keep him frozen! Just need to keep holding. Ooh, ctachy music! *dances*

Kazooie: I'll try! *Keeps tossing Ice Eggs at Xeno*

[Banjzooie]

All of a sudden, a red beam shoots out of the sky and a wolfen appears.


Dragon Kazooie, remember that Blue wants this RPG to be as Banjo-like as possible. We've all ready added enough elements from other games as it is, so try and keep from adding any more. Not to mention, Blue isn't actually with you and the Chuckolator, he's with BB. He and BB are going someplace else in Magic Hills to look for Neo-Jiggies
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Bolt and the Chuckolator dive farther and farther down into Phoenix Lake in the Marine Master... They turn on the headlights to see...

Bolt: What's that? There's a bright golden glow coming from the northeast...

The Marine Master pursues the moving light, and comes across a group of three marine creatures. A baby whale, a killer whale, and...

Bolt: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SHARK!!!

BZ: Huh?!

BZ, R and Bob turn around to face the Marine Master.

BZ: Bolt! What are you doing here?

Bolt: ...Oh no, its gonna eat us! Chuck! Man the weapons!

Chuck: GGGRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!

Chuck starts firing torpedoes at BZ the shark.

BZ: Bolt... OW!... Have you...Ow...! Lost your mind?!

Bolt: Keep shooting!!! Huh, what's that? I've never seen a golden whale before...

Bob: Chao!!! Chao!!!

Bolt: ...Holy crap, that's Bob! And that means... These two must be R Hunter and BZ! Chuck, cease fire, cease fire!

Chuck stops firing...

Bolt: ...BZ? Is that you...?

BZ: Yeah... Ow... I oughta eat you for that...

Bolt: Sorry, I thought you were a real shark. But... How'd you guys get like this?

R Hunter: Mumbo. *points to the remains of Mumbo's Skull* He's in every world, just like in the Banjo games. Be on the lookout for Mumbo tokens, next world we'll need 10 to transform.

Bolt: ... How's he not drowning?

R Hunter: He oxygenated the water in and around his hut. But that's not important right now. Listen, there's probably at least one Neo-Jiggy down here. You guys go and look for it, BZ and I are looking for something else.

Bolt: I'll get right on it.

Bolt and Chuck, in the Marine Master, begin searching for the Neo-Jiggy.

BZ: So... Let's get searching for that soul droplet.

BZ, Bob and R Hunter swim the opposite direction of the Marine Master, and come upon two signs. One points left, to the right... The paths look identical, but of course only one is the right one... A two-headed shark is in front of the signs.

Left shark head: Not lost are you?

BZ: Uhhh... Can you help us?

Right shark head: We can, or we can hurt you as well.

Left: One path leads to the sunken remains of the phoenix shrine, where the Soul Droplet resides. The other leads to a dead end, a false shrine filled with poisonous water. You must...

BZ: Yeah, yeah, we know, one of you tells the truth, the other tells a lie.

Right: Yes, and you can only ask one of us, not both.

BZ: I'm not too great with riddles like this... Didn't GJ and Mogo have to do something like this in the end of time?

R Hunter: Yup. But they got to ask both of the spider's heads, not just one.

BZ: That makes it harder...

R Hunter: Not really. The question to ask either one of these shark heads is the same question that GJ asked both of the spider's heads, we can still find the answer.

BZ: Uhhh... I can't remember what they had to ask.

R Hunter: I do.
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Remember that riddle from the Banjo RPG R Hunter? Hope you remember the answer! Make sure to PM me with your answer before posting it in a story segment so I can make sure its right.

[Kamikaze]

Alright, the final section of the battle with Xeno. I'll just be calling in a friend, who'll breifly help, and go back home. Y'know, to not add any more unneeded elements.
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Kamikaze: Finally! Hello? Yeah, it's me, Kamikaze. Say, do you think you could help us here? What? You're already here? Where? *looks behind self, to see a small glove holding a yellow ball*

Kazooie: Eh? Who's this guy? *Keeps firing Ice Eggs at Xeno, but they don't have as much effect as before*

Glover: The name's Glover. I like in yonder tower, with the wizard Merlo, and my brother, Cross-Stitch. You needed help? *sees Xeno* Oh. No porblem! Ala-kaloo! *Points his hand at Xeno, and he is turned into an ice statue, and is sent back to his time*

Kazooie: You mean you just needed to do that?! All my eggs, used for nothing!?

Glover: Errrm, uuuh, anyways, I gotta go, bye! *Rushes back to the tower, away from the irritated Kazooie*

Kamikaze: Well, we've taken care of him. Kazooie, mind using one of your Grenade Eggs?

Kazooie: What? Oh right. *Launches a grenade eggs at the wall, which demolishes it. On the other side there's a large hole surrounded by digging equipment. And in the middle of the hole is...* The Neo-Jiggy!

Kamikaze: Good show breegull! Good show!

Kazooie swallows the Neo-Jiggy, storing it for later.

Kamikaze: Neo-Jiggy Get!

Kazooie: What?

Kamikaze: Er, never mind! Let's go. *He and Kazooie walk in the general direction of...somewhere in Magic Hills.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Well I am sorry, I'll refrain from adding Star Fox or any other non-Banjo things any more. Well, in any case, I am leaving to my grandparents tonight and won't be back until Monday, which is when I expect to pick up a copy of a DS game I reserved. So I won't be here for a while.
EDIT:Sorry, but I don't have time to post a story segment. Don't go to far, but make sure this thread won't be dead! I am sorry, but I gotta go.
EDIT2:Make sure you don't make a major change on my side of the story and don't go too far in magic hills! Bye!!!!
EDIT3:I am back a day early! Sort of. Anyway, here's my story segment and I might add an extra bump.
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Bolt and the Chuckolator continue in the lake until they see a big angler fish.

Bolt:Hey, that's Lord Woo Fak Fak!

LWFF wakes up and shouts at them.

LWFF:How dare you wake up the great--

Bolt:Yeah yeah, whatever. Lord Fak, what are you up two?

LWFF:How do you know my name? Well, since you asked, I have found a new power source, another jiggy!

LWFF reveals a neo-jiggy inside his light bulb, which to Bolt's surprise, isn't hypnotised.

Bolt:That's-- Well.....what can I do to help you?

LWFF:For what? My precious jiggy? I'm not giving it away as easily as last time!

LWFF shoots a light blast at the marine master, but Bolt dodges and begins to flee so he can ask the others for help.

LWFF:Wait! I'm not finished kicking you feeble little butt!

[Banjzooie]

I overreacted a little, Dragon Kazooie. I'm sorry. Its up to Blue who gets to add extra characters and what game they come from, not me, I just forget that sometimes. You can include as many Star Fox/other characters as you want until Blue says no more. I mean, I added Bob and the E-300s/3000s and they're certainly not from a Banjo game, so who's to say you can't add someone else? Same thing to you Kamikaze about that Glover guy, you probably kept him for longer than a cameo if you wanted. Sorry guys, I have a tendency to overreact sometimes.
Okay Im lost.
A quick recap for ya, I'm not going to start from the beginning of the story, I'll simply recap the most recent events:
-There are ten worlds inside Omnicorp, which must be unlocked by collecting Neo-Jiggies, kinda like the Banjo games. You put the Neo-Jiggies in the pictures of the worlds, and once you complete a picture, to enter the world you jump into the painting ala Mario 64.
-There are 100 Neo-Jiggies inside the ten worlds. In addition to using them to unlock other worlds, at the top of the building we'll put all 100 of them in a huge painting for... I can't remember why.
-As for the extra Neo-Jiggies that we all ready have: The three R, BB and me were sold by the grifter, and the 4 we got from E-301, E-302, E-303 and Weldar after beating them... No one knows what those 7 extras (and any others I may have forgotten) are for. E-304 "S-Epsilon", E-305 "S-Zeta", and their leader E-323 "S-Omega" have not been defeated, but each has a Neo-Jiggy as its power core, so once they're defeated we'll have 10 extras... Don't know whether we'll use them or not.
-E-323 repaired his three defeated brothers (E-301, E-302, E-303) and enhanced them so they're all hovering robots like E-101MkII, they're all raiding the worlds searching for Neo-Jiggies, but for some reason won't fight us. Neo-Jiggies aren't their power cores this time, so no real reward for beating them.
-Right now we've entered the first world, "Magic Hills". Its a medieval world.
-We got the first Neo-Jiggy from this world when the Chuckolator beat the Black Knight (who was a ghost) in a game of chess. The second was obtained when Kamikaze beat Xeno (evil version of Geno from the future) and sent him back to the future. Right now R and I are trying to obtain three special items to give to the wizard Merlo so he can heal the cursed princess. These items are: A Phoenix Feather, a Soul Droplet, and a Blood Ruby. The Phoenix feather can only be gotten from a phoenix, who's hiding at the top of the world's mountain, "Phoenix Mountain". The Soul Droplet is in Phoenix Lake, which is at the foot of the mountain. R and I are going after that one right now. No one knows where the Blood Ruby is, but once both the Soul Droplet and the Phoenix feather are obtained the old, good witch Bolia will be able to use them to find the Blood Ruby. While R and I are down in the lake you're free to seek out the Phoenix at the top of the mountain if you want. Once we find all three items we'll take them back to the wizard, who will give us a Neo-Jiggy. If we find a special fourth item, "Gaia's Tear", Merlo will give us an Amethyst chao egg, which holds a sibling of Bob. The Gaia's Tear is exclusive to R and I. But anyway, yeah, R and I are down in the lake and found Mumbo, who's in every world like in the Banjo games and requires Mumbo Tokens for his services. Since R and I have all ready paid Mumbo for this world, anyone can use his transformation services now. Bolt and the Chuckolator have joined R and I underwater in the "Marine Master", a submarine version of the Wolfen ship. They're looking for a Neo-Jiggy in the lake. One last thing, R and I found a baby whale that got trapped in Magic Hills' lake when traveling from the tropical island world. Once we get to the tropical island world someone'll have to find a way to open the door preventing him from returning, when he's back safe and sound he'll give us one of the tropical island world's Neo-Jiggies.
-That's about all that's happened, but... Let's see, for Magic Hills we've found two Neo-Jiggies, and currently two more are all ready being sought out, one is being guarded by a boss in Phoenix Mountain's cave, but there's still five more free ones. Make up on your own how you find them, just make sure it follows the Banjo formula to an extent (puzzles, helping people, boss fights, etc.).

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I think I'll give this a little BUMP!!!!!!!

[Kamikaze]

Here's a puzzler.
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Bumpkin and Conker are walking through Magic Hills, trying to find the next Neo-Jiggy.

Conker: Sooo, how about we check that hole over there? *Points to a small hole with a sign* Might have a Neo Jiggy. Or something similar. Whichever gets this adventure finished and me home. *runs towards hole*

BK: Woah, Hold on, Indiana Squirrel. *Holds back Conker* Try reading the SIGN first?

Conker: Wha? Oh, alright then.*Reads sign* "Welcome To The Puzzler's Pit. Where you test your brain and win, or you" Hmm, there seems to be some kinda smudge. Well, anyway, "Our prizes include. Some kinda Red Ruby and a shivering gray thing. That's shaped like a puzzle piece."

BK: Sheevering? Sounds like a Neeoo Jeeggy ter me.

Conker: And I could keep the ruby to uh, sell maybe.

Bumpkin and Conker jump down the hole.
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There, begining of BK and Conker's section.

[BlueBreegull]

Banzooie summarized it well. The 100 Neo-Jiggies will be used to gain access to K. Ching's room, as he is cowardly like all bosses, and waits for the heroes to come to him... the extra 10 Neo-Jiggies may be used for extra puzzles, like for red honeycombs or whatever...

You're all doing pretty well, just remember not to advance the story too far in one post, and to stay in the Banjo theme as much as you can.

For each level, there will be common ways to get Neo-Jiggies. Remember these!

1) Boss fight
2) (One or more) With Mumbo transformations
3) Jinjos

Also remember to get notes.
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Blue yawned as he leaned against a wall in the castle courtyard.

BB: Hey, when do we start looking for Neo-Jiggies, Blue?

Blue: What? Neo-Jiggies? Oh, right, right. I guess we could have a look around now. But, this world isn't very big, so it shouldn't be too hard.

BB and Blue took a step, and then they heard a familiar cry for help.

BB: Hey, did you hear that?

Blue: Yeah, there's a jinjo right behind that suit of armor!

Blue walked over to the jinjo and touched it.

Jinjo: Hey, thanks for releasing me! 4 more of my brothers and sisters are under the spell of the Neo-Jiggy, and are trapped! If you can help us all, we'll give you a jiggy!

Blue: Ah, cool. But, could we get the Neo-Jiggy instead? We're looking for those now.

Jinjo: Whatever you say, mac. Ta!

The orange jinjo flew away into the sky. BB ran up to Blue once the sparkling colors faded away.

BB: I know how we can find another Neo-Jiggy! In the next room, there's a jousting competition being held. And, the prize is, well...

Blue: Perfect. Let's check that out.

The jinjo and breegull team made their way to the next stone chamber of the courtyard, where a long line was drawn out. Just as they entered, they saw the jousting competitors about to go at it!

BB: Ugh... that first guy looks tough.

The first man was gigantic, dressed in golden armor, and riding on a huge, muscular horse. His jousting pole was also golden, and about twice as long as necessary. The second person, however, was short and scrawny, and rode on a donkey. It was obvious who was going to win, as they both charged at each other...

Blue: Ew! That's sick!

BB: Think the medicine in this world will help him get over that?

Horns played, and a fat guy in silver armor walked by the golden knight.

Fat Knight: We have a winner! Sir Tigerheart!

Tigerheart: Whoohoo! Yeah! Go me!

Fat Knight: Now, as there are no more competitors, it seems that Sir Tigerheart will win the Magic Trophy!

A tower on the far wall was unveiled, and the Neo-Jiggy was revealed, spinning in place and vibrating slightly.

Fat Knight: Yes... he will win the... wonderful... magic... trophy...

The Fat Knight drooled, lost his balance, and fell over into a random haystack. BB whispered to Blue.

BB: I guess we're too late. We'll just have to snatch the Neo-Jiggy from Leapordheart while he's not looking.

Blue: Maybe... or I can get us entered.

Blue walked over to the fat knight, drew out his own Neo-Jiggy, and spoke in a hypnotic voice.

Blue: You will allow us to enter the competition.

Fat Knight: I will... allow you... to enter... the...

Blue: All right, thanks.

Just before Tigerheart grabbed the Neo-Jiggy prize, the sheet magically covered it once more.

Tigerheart: Hey, what's the deal?

BB: You'll have to do one more round, first! Against us!

Tigerheart laughed aloud, and fell off of the ladder he was climbing on. After straightening his helmet, he lumbered over to BB and Blue. He was easily three times as tall, and as wide, as them.

Tigerheart: You cannot beat me! Look at you two! You're puny!

The Fat Knight sat up from the haystack for a moment.

Fat Knight: Now, now, Tigerheart, give them a chance!

Tigerheart grumbled, and walked over to his gigantic horse. BB and Blue shared a rental horse, BB in front, as Blue couldn't hold a jousting stick very well with wings.

Fat Knight: Now, charge on my count! 3!....2!...uh, what comes after 2?

Tigerheart scratched his golden helmet.

Tigerheart: Deh... 4?

Fat Knight: Ah, right. 4!...3!...2!....4!...3!...2!...

BB: Guess counting's a new thing to these guys... we could be here a while.

Fat Knight: 1! Charge!

Tigerheart charged with incredible speed, as BB kicked his horse... and it didn't do anything!

Blue: Aw, this is going to hurt!

[Banjo's Banjo]

BB: Oh well crap.

Tigerheart continues his charge at the two, the lance fully extended.

B_B: Gotta think, gotta think. B_B pulls out a sack at starts digging for solutions. Eggs? No, that would be cheating. Neo-Jiggies? They're so pretty and helpful...NO! Wait, those won't really help us either right now. BB! You have any ideas?

BB: Running might be an option. Or a good shield. A very large shield.

B_B: I don't exactly carry around shields for fun! I mean where are we going to find a shield at this time...of...wait!

B_B throws down the lance, which wasn't balancing well in his feathers anyways, and picks up BB, placing him in front of him.

BB: I'M NOT A MEAT SHIELD BLUE! WAAAGHH!

Tigerheart lunges forward, making contact with BB. The lance shatters and the recoil sends Tigerheart flying off his steed.

Tigerheart lands on the ground, knocked out.

B_B: Whew. That reflection power BB has really comes in handy. I figured the lance had to be magic and such, considering the name of this world, so it just bounced right off of BB. Isn't that right BB. Uhh, BB?

BB: (dazed from the impact): HELLO WIDDLE BIRDIES AND STARS. WHY DID YOU COME OUT AND PLAY. MY HEAD HURTS TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW. SEE A BEAR RIDE A UNICYCLE? SURE.

B_B: Ok, so he didn't exactly walk away from that unharmed.

Fat Knight: The new champions, the scrawny jinjo and the bird!

The crowd cheers.

FK: I present to you all this amazing prize...it's so awesome isn't it...I should just keep it...

B_B grabs the Neo-Jiggy from the Knight and packs it away.

FK: Whew, sorry 'bout that. I don't know what came over me for a second there.

BB: POTATOES. BOIL THEM MASH THEM STICK THEM IN A STEW.

B_B grabs a bucket of water and dumps it on BB.

BB: Ugh...what happened? I feel like I've been hit in the head by a 2x4....

B_B: Nothing. Nothing happened. We just won the Neo-jiggy, that's all.

BB: Oh..ok. We didn't happen to win any asprin with that, did we? Ugh...

[Kamikaze]

Conker and Bumpkin after two or three minutes, land on hard rocky ground.

Conker: *Hits the ground* OOF! Oow, if I wasn't stuck here why i'd-*looks up to see Bumpkin about to fall on him* Ahhh Sh-*Is squashed by Bumpkin*

BK: Wow, thes here pillow brorke my fall. Gurd thing, eh Conker? Conker? Conker? OHR NO! THEY TORK CONKER!

Conker: *muffled* Gerroffamee!

BK: Wha? Oh. Soory 'bort that. *Gets up, leaving a slightly dazed Conker*

Conker: Ugggh...come on, let's get going.

Conker and Bumpkin continue walking through the underground cave, and they end up in front of a large double with flashing lights and another sign.

Conker: Eh? What's this then?

BK: *Reads sign* "If you weesh for prizes gahlure, theen come in heere, and solve the purzzle of the Deertdeggers." Deertdeggers?

Conker; Probably some gang name or something. Come on.

Conker and Bumpkin enter the door, towards the hangout of the Dirtdiggers and the location of their puzzle.

[R Hunter]

Right-o Blue.
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R: Right, what would your brother say if asked which passage was correct?

Right: He'd say the right.

R: Left we go.

R, BZ and Bob swim through the left passage while the sharks mumble to one another.

Left: We always fall for that one.

Right: That does it from now on we'll play rock paper scissors!

BZ: Oh yeah. I remember now. But which one was the right? Truth teller or liar?

R: No clue. See the truth teller would obviously tell us the truth, whereas his brother would do the same because it would be a lie.

BZ: How so?

R: The liar in most cases is the one guarding the false passage, so saying that he guards the right side...

BZ: Would be a lie. Clever.

Bob:...Chao!

BZ/R: Hm?

Spread out before the three is a massive temple that glows in a deep blue. Floating in front of the structure are two angler fish

Guard 1: You seek the Soul Droplet?

BZ: Uh yes.

Guard 2: The waterways have brought us the knowledge of what has happened up above. You wish to save the princess.

R: Yep.

Guard 1: Inside are three puzzles, one for each of you. You must work in tandem to solve them lest you never even glimpsing the droplet.

Guard 2: Think carefully about who should lead in which moments.

Bob: Chao.

BZ: Ok.

R: Let's go guys.

So the three fish enter the temple and seek out the droplet, while Conker and Bumpkin Kong are on the trail of the Blood Ruby.
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What i'm thinking is that there are some baddies that need to be beaten (BZ) three switches to remove the water from the temple, thus raising it to the surface. (Me) and once both objecttives are done a tiny maze wherein lies the droplet. (Bob) Sound cool to you BZ?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

R, are you on invisible mode? If so, please get off it. Sometimes I expect you to reply to me fast, but then you are not there....

[Kamikaze]

Okay next section, meet the DirtDiggers!
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The next section of the cave is a large elegant circular room, with a pool in the middle surrounded by molehills.

BK: Lurks like there's noo one here. *Sees the Neo-Jiggy and the Blood Ruby on a pedestal in the middle of the pool* The Neeoo-Jeeggy!

Conker: And, that obviously high-in-price jewel! *Runs towards ruby, talking about cash prizes and jetpacks, but a gruff looking mole jumps out of a molehill near the edge of the pool and stops him*

Gruffgrift: Ey ey ey! You ain't thinking of stealing our prize without solving the puzzle, are ya?

Conker: *sigh* Fine, what's this stupid puzzle about anyway?

Gruffgrift: Err, just a mo'. EXKA! TUNO! QUERRAL! BURRA! Get up here you dolts!

4 other moles pop out of the ground. Two being male, and the other two female.

Exka: *Walks towards Gruffgrift* Ya need something hon?

Gruffgrift: Yea, these two, *point towards Conker and Bumpkin*, wanna try our puzzle.

Tuno: Ugh, like they'll make it. Already 3 guys in that place that I had ter drag out. Like the The Godmole or something.

Gruffgrifta: AH SHADDUP YA NINCOMPOOP! I DIDN'T LET YA INTA THIS GROUP FA NUTTIN' YA KNOW! *Faces Conker* Anyways, the name of the game's find the Notes.

BK: Well that thar dursen't sound too hard.

Gruffgrifta: You just need to find the red Note basket, *a large door behind him opens to reveal a room with a pile of single musical notes* in this giant pile here. Also, there's a green note, and if ya touch it, well, let's just say, your dead.

BK: ...maybeh I spoke toor surn.

Conker: What? With stakes like that? *thinks of whether to just go and leave the ruby, or just do the puzzle* ...i'll do it. *Faces Bumpkin* Hillbilly, you stay here.

BK: Well, if you say sor.


Conker enter the double doors and they close behind him.

[Banjzooie]

What i'm thinking is that there are some baddies that need to be beaten (BZ) three switches to remove the water from the temple, thus raising it to the surface. (Me) and once both objecttives are done a tiny maze wherein lies the droplet. (Bob) Sound cool to you BZ?

Sounds cool, but if the water's emptied from the temple then how are we supposed to move? We're all sea creatures right now, so obviously we can't walk. We'll have it empty enough to raise the temple to the surface, but leave just enough water so we can swim. I'll edit in a story segment later.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt and chuck are fleeing not knowing where they are going. All of a sudden, there's a dead! Bolt slams the brakes and barely hits the wall.

LWFF:I've got yo--

Bolt dodges him and LWFF slams right into the wall.

Bolt:It looks like you have a serious case of stupidity. I thought you said you can see!

LWFF:I can.

All of a sudden, a big boulder falls, and it's heading for the marine master! Bolt tries to dodge, but he fails and it hits the side of the marine master, leaving a crack in it, and water starts to rush in! But, the good part is that it bounced off of it and landed on LWFF.

Bolt:Yes take that!

It hits him, but it breaks into tiny pebbles and LWFF just turns his head and looks at them, undamaged!

LWFF:Fools! My new jiggy gives me invincibility, and with it, I will kill you, take over this lake, and evetually take over the seas and flood the world, making this a marine planet, and all of you pesky humans will suffer a non-oxygenated painful death! Bwahhhhhhhhahahahahaaaaaaa!! COUGH!! HURF-HARF!!!

Chuckolator:RRRRRRREEEEEEEERRRRRRR RRRROOOOOTTTT RRRUUUUMMMAAANNNNNNS, GGRRRRRUUMMMBBBBBYYY!!!!!!!

Bolt:thinking: (He is hypnotised! The only way we could stop him is if this pond dried up!!)

A small breegull pops up from one of the pockets of Bolts backpack.He sees the chuckolator and squeals.

Bolt:Oh no! Stupid neo jiggys made me forget abou--

Bolt is interuppted by a fanfare. Bolt looks up through the window. The water is draining rapidly!

Bolt:Yes! Speak of the devil!

LWFF:Noooooooooo!!! The water, it is draining away......

The water finally is done draining, which turns LWFF on his backside. Our heroes get out of the marine master. Bolt speaks over the transmitter and tells star wolf to beam the marine master back to the B.K. After this, Bolt whispers into a pocket of his backpack.

Bolt:You are going to be alright, Lightning.

Lightning:BBBUUURRRRRR--

Bolt:Just move to the main pocket.

The baby breegull, named Lightning, moves to the main pocket. (Where Kazooie usually is.)
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Sorry I haven't been here, but school's in for me, and I didn't have the time. Also, I am bumping this to make sure it doesn't die.

[Kamikaze]

Conker: *In the Note Room* Well let's see, if anything, the green note is probably where anyone would touch it easily. *Looks down, to se the green note at his feet* Wow, that was easy. *steps over green note, over to the large pile of notes* Well, btter get diggin'! *Jumps into he pile of notes, and searches, like a game of Find the Needle in The Haystack. And soon enough...*

Conker see a large red note basket in front of him.

Conker: Well, that was also easy. I wonder why all those other people died because of this. *Grabs the red note basket, and hears a door opening* Eh? *Jumps out of notestack, and see the double doors open, with everyone happily looking at him*

BK: YEAHR! YOU DIRD IT!

Gruffgrift: Well, good job squirrel, good job.

Exka: Ohh, that was brilliant.

Querral: Yeeeah! Wooot! Or, some other netspeak!

Burra: Well, that's irresistable.

Tuno: Hmph. well at least I don't have to drag out another body.

Conker: Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here 'til Monday! *Walks toward door, not seeing where he's going* And...unh? Why do I feel, so...*looks down to see he's stepping on the green note* Ungh, no... *faints*

Exka: *Gasp* No! Squirrel!

Tuno: I knew it. Now I have to drag out another body.

BK: Lil' burddy! No! *Runs to Conker's side* No...you were doing so

Conker: Nngh...Bumpkin...

BK: Yes? yes? Wert is it? Wert?

Conker: Tell the others...that...i'm sorry I wasn't really helpful...at least now...i'll see Berri again...*goes silent, and closes eyes*

Gruffgrift: *walks over holding the Blood Ruby, and Neo Jiggy with tweezers* So...i'm sorry. Yeah, we probably shouldn't have used the red note thing. Though tht's what we say to everyone. But...here's your prizes. *Gives BK the Blood Ruby, and Neo Jiggy, and Bumpkin stores the Neo Jiggy in Conker's pocket*

BK: Thanks. Werl, we neerd to gor. *Heads towards exit*

Gruffgrift: One last thing...well, you showed a lotta care for that guy. More than all the other couples cared for each other...if you need help, just call my name. We'll come to help.

BK: Thanks. *Climbs up a ladder leading to surface*
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Sad. I know. But we got the next Neo Jiggy and the Ruby. Plus some 50 notes, due to the red notes...being worth that.

[Banjzooie]

BZ, R and Bob enter the water temple.

BZ: Wow... The inside of this temple is enormous!

R Hunter: Well, it'd have to be in order to hold a whale like me.

There's a door way at the other end of the room, but as they approach it, it closes.

BZ: Huh?

Out of some smaller doors come at least 100 fish, many red, some green, and a few, blue. The reds are the largest, blue smallest, greens in the middle. They hear K. Ching's voice in the temple.

K. Ching: Heh-heh, wow. I didn't think you'd make it this far!

BZ: Who're you...? Hang on, I recognize your voice from that commercial... You're K. Ching, head of Omnicorp! Show yourself!

K. Ching: Oh, I'm not really here. Haven't you played BK and BT? Don't you remember how Grunty's voice could be heard in mini-games and other areas, even if she wasn't really there?

BZ: Yeah...

K. Ching: Same premise here. I have to explain the rules of this mini-game to you, though I'd rather leave you in the dark. All right dummies, I'm only going to explain this once so keep your ears open! The one here with the sharpest teeth...

BZ: That'd be me.

K. Ching: Right, shark man here has to eat as many fish as he can in 30 seconds. 60 fish in fact. By color, the fish are...

R Hunter: Wait, wait, don't tell us. The red fish are worth 1 fish, the greens 2 fish, the blue ones 3 fish. Just like in BT.

K. Ching: Correct. Not that knowing that will help you, I doubt you can eat 20 fish in 30 seconds.

BZ: You just watch, I'll eat'em all, weasel boy!

K. Ching: Going to show me up, are you? All right then, start now!

R Hunter: Go, BZ! You can do it!

BZ: I won't let you down!

K. Ching: 30, 29...

BZ the shark chomps on five red fish, then swerves around and nabs two green ones. 9 points. BZ manages to spot a rare blue fish and rushes toward it, gulping down two more greens and a red (14 points) along the way, then snacking on the tiny blue before it can escape (17 points).

K. Ching: ...25, 24, 23...

[b]BZ manages to seek out two more blues, 23 points, then swallows 7 reds in one gulp, 30 points.

K. Ching: ...20, 19, 18....

BZ slurps up five greens, 40 points. He eats eleven more reds and two more greens, 57 points.

K. Ching: ...10, 9, 8...

R Hunter: Hurry BZ, only ten seconds!

Bob: Chao!

Almost all the fish have left out of fear and there's only one left, a blue. It swims away at BZ's approach, and he chases it around the room.

K. Ching: ...5...

Every turn BZ makes, the fish dodges.

K. Ching: ...4, 3, 2...

BZ gets an idea. He makes as though he's going to turn right, but actually turns left, tricking the fish into swimming right into his open mouth.

BZ: There, 60 points!

K. Ching: ...1, 0! I can't believe it, you actually managed to get 60 points!

BZ: You bet I did!

K. Ching: *grumbling* I suppose I have to open this door for you... *door opens* But that was the easiest mini-game! The others in my fortress will be much harder!

The three of them swim through the door way, and come upon a much larger room. There are two doorways on the left and right walls, the left a door large enough for a normal person, and one just as small as Bob. Both doors are closed, but neither BZ nor R could enter either one anyway. There are also three switches.

BZ: Hmm... Maybe pressing these switches will open the doors! But we're too large to enter them anyway.

R Hunter: We are, but Bob isn't! Once we get the doors open, we'll have Bob take the tiny door, and later, once we've been turned back to our normal selves, we'll take the normal-sized door.

BZ: Okay then. Looks like only your weight can press down those switches, though. *tries to push on a switch but nothing happens*

R Hunter: I'll take care of it.

R Hunter the whale legs himself fall onto the first switch, pushing it down. The "correct" sound from BK and BT is heard as he does this. He pushes down the second one, and they hear another "correct" sound. He presses the third one, and the "success" tune rings through the temple. The water starts to empty from the temple, causing the temple to rise out of the lake as this happens.

R Hunter: Uh oh... This could be a problem.

BZ: Yeah! The water's going out of the temple! We'll be beached!

Eventually almost all the water empties from the temple and it breaks the surface of Phoenix Lake, leaving BZ and R Hunter beached. A bridge forms between the temple and the shore of the lake. There is just enough water left for Bob to swim in.

R Hunter: Well... *shoot some water out of his spout* I was running short on air anyway.

Bob: Chao! *shoots water from his spout*

BZ: You guys are lucky... Sharks need water to breathe!

Mumbo's voice magically sounds in the temple.

Mumbo: Mumbo help you. Turn shark and killer wear back to normal.

BZ and R Hunter are surrounded by Mumbo's magic, and transform back to normal. Bob, however, stays in whale form.

BZ: *whew*... You're a lifesaver Mumbo.

R Hunter: Bob's still a baby whale...

The closed doors open.

R Hunter: Bob, now's your chance! Take that tiny door!

Bob: Chao!

Bob swims through the tiny door, and comes upon a maze. He swims straight, but after five minutes comes upon a dead end.

Bob: Er...Chao?

BZ: This is taking too long... I've gotta see what's going on in there!

BZ shoots an X-ray egg onto the wall, and it becomes see-through. They see part of the maze, but can't see Bob.

R Hunter: He's trapped in that maze. The Soul Droplet must be at the end of it.

Five more minutes pass, and Bob comes to another dead end. This time, however, there's someone in the dead end. A small blue creature.

Jinjo: *whistles* Over here whale!

Bob (confused): Chao?

Jinjo: ...You've never seen a Jinjo before, have you?

Bob: Jinjo? Chao?

Jinjo: Guess not. We Jinjos, you see, are creatures with magic powers, powerful enough to stop villains like Grunty and K. Ching when united. Because of this, K. Ching has captured and seperated us so we can't stop him. He's also placed a Neo-Jiggy curse on us that prevents us from teleporting out of this place or even from walking! We're stranded! But if you touch one of us, it breaks the curse and we're free! Do you understand?

Bob: Chao!

Jinjo: I'll take that as a yes.

Bob touches the Jinjo, which glows, freed from the Neo-Jiggy curse.

Jinjo: I'm free! Thank you for saving me. Your friends, BB and Blue, have all ready found my orange brother. But three more of us are still trapped in this world. If you guys can rescue all 5 of us, we'll give you a Neo-Jiggy! Same in each coming world! So keep an eye out for us, okay?

Bob: Chao-kay!

Jinjo: All right then.

The jinjo flies into the air and begins teleporting out of the temple.

Jinjo: Jinjo! Wheee!

R Hunter: Did you hear that, BZ?

BZ: Yup. So there's Jinjos here, too!

The Jinjo leaves and Bob remembers that he's looking for a way out of the maze. It takes ten more minutes, but the baby whale eventually finds a way out, and discovers the soul droplet on a pedestal. He grabs it, and as he does the maze walls sink into the ground, giving Bob a clear path back to the exit. He leaves the room and presents the Soul Droplet to BZ and R.

BZ: Good job, Bob!

R Hunter: *takes the droplet* Couldn't have done it without you Bob.

The rest of the water drains from the temple, and Mumbo turns Bob back into his normal, chao self.

BZ: Now that that's done with, let's check out the other door.

They enter the door, and find a seemingly empty room, however, looking at the ceiling, they see tiles with letters on them.

BZ: What's this all about?

R Hunter: Don't you see, BZ? This is Omnicorp's cheat room! You know, like the sandcastle in TTC and the code room in Mayahem temple.

K. Ching: Correct. Unfortunately for you, though, there are no cheats for opening up other levels, so don't even try!

BZ: Wonder what the cheats are for then...?

R Hunter: We'll find out later. Right now we have more important things to do!

BZ, R Hunter and Bob (Bob being stowed in BZ's pack) leave the temple, and begin to climb Phoenix Mountain, seeking the Phoenix to get his feather.

[RareBK]

Ok Im going up the mountain eventually

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Where the hell have you guys been? Sorry for the volgar, but look at my post above Kamikaze's last post.

[Banjo's Banjo]

Where the hell have you guys been?

Work, class, hanging out, too lazy, etc. Plus I'm still waiting for a post from Blue to help foward the story along, as he is the story creator.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It must suck to work and go to school in the same week.

[Banjo's Banjo]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It must suck to work and go to school in the same week.

Yeah, on a lot of levels. Literally today is the first time I've had a chance to even look at the site (this wasn't actually because of work/college, but actually just because I've been hanging out with friends the last few days.) Still, I can't complain overall, as the combination of work and school is actually more enjoyable (and actually easier going) than going to high school. Overall I really can't complain too much. ;)

[R Hunter]

Uh while the cavern is in...hibernation, i'll add what may be the last story post here for a while. Until Blue returns at least...
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Having climbed halfway up Phoenix Mountain, BZ and R are resting on a cliff while Bob is happily chasing a butterfly.

Bob: *happy* Chao chao!

BZ: *winded* Careful Bob.

R: *also winded* I'd like to say that was my excersise for this adventure but knowing that we've nine more worlds to hit, i'll just keep quiet. You holding up ok?

BZ: Yeah. I have a feeling we'll be in for worse so as of now, yeah. How far up are we?

R: Halfway i'd say. Going up is rough work but what about coming back down?

BZ: Can't you make a path?

R: I may continue my training but like the rest of you my powers have also subsided. Sorry.

BZ: Eh, thought i'd ask. Want to continue?

R: May as well, we need to move on.

BZ: Bob, cmon. We're going up again.

Bob: Chao!

Bob, hopping in BZ's backpack seems much happier. Perhaps it is because of BZ's warmth and care, and also due to the fact that he has found one of his brothers. In any event he is humming as BZ and R continue to climb toward the summit. This makes BZ and R smile and gives them the energy needed to climb the rest of the way. After a few hours they finally reach the top and find the nest of the phoenix but it is missing. And no feathers can be found...

R:...Terrific.

BZ: No...

Bob: *sad tone* Chao...

R: Wait...Anyone else feel that?

BZ/Bob:?

Suddenly the entire sky glows in a bright orange that all our heros can see, no matter where they are. As for R and BZ they watch in awe as the sacred bird lands in front of them right in it's nest. Not only that, but there are three chicks flying behind the bird. each glowing in a soft light.

R:...

BZ:...wow.

Phoenix: Cawooo?

R: She wants to know why we're here.

BZ: We need a feather from you, um miss.

Phoenix: Cawoo cawkooo. Cawkooo cawoooo?

BZ: Uh was that a yes?

R: Phoenixes are highly intelligent birds, they can speak telepathicly with those sensitive to such things.

BZ: So she's been talking with you then?

R: Yeah, she just said:
"My feathers are powerful items. Why should I give you one?*

BZ: A witch has placed a curse on the princess. We need your feather for a cure.

Phoenix:...Cawooo cawkoo, caweee.

R:???

BZ: R?

R: She said:
"You have no idea what has happened, to your friend."

BZ: Which friend?

Phoenix: Cawooo.

R:?!
"Conker!?"

BZ: What!?

R: There's no way he'd...

Phoenix: Cawooo, cawkooo.

R:...*falls to his knees*

BZ: He's not...

R: Gone.

BZ:...no.

Phoenix: Cawoo, cawkoo, cukaw!

R: That's right!

BZ: What'd she say?

R:
"Remember, Phoenix tears can be used to revive souls!"

BZ: Would you...?

The Phoenix cries one single tear, andin a burst of flame removes a feather from her tail. Both glow with a soothing light.

R: There's nothing we can say to fully thank you...

Phoenix: Cawoo, Cawkoo. Cawee.

BZ: *looks over at R*

R:
"Just maintain balance. Travel safely."

BZ: Thank you miss, we will.

Placing the two sacred objects in BZ's pack, R and BZ head down the mountain, headed to the village.
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And there ya go.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

*Applauds* Great story thing. But it's too bad Conker had to die (I am saying this WAY too late).

[Banjzooie]

I'll make a short story segment, a very short one that is; I don't feel like writing much today for some reason.
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BZ and R climb slowly down the mountain, .

BZ: ...So where do you think Gaia's tear will be?

R Hunter: Well...

???: You will never find out!

BZ/R: Huh?!

In a puff of smoke, the evil witch Zolia appears.

Zolia: Hand me the Phoenix Feather and the Soul Droplet... Now!

BZ: No way. We need these to cure the princess who you cursed!

Zolia: Don't talk that way to me, the Princess deserved what she got! No one bumps into Zolia!

R Hunter: It was an accident!

Zolia: If you won't hand it over to me willingly, then I'll take it by force! I'll use the same spell on you I used on the princess, only worse. You will not simply act like a stone... You'll be stone!

Before either of them or Bob can react, Zolia zaps them with black lightning, and the three of them quickly begin turning into stone.

BZ: Gah... No... you.. evi-...-v...

R Hunter: You won't... get away with... the others...

Zolia: Will be dealt with as well. I'll turn them all to stone!

BZ and R are nothing but statues, and Bob is almost to that point too...

Bob: Ch... Ch...

Bob is glowing a bright gold even as his body hardens, struggling to try and attack Zolia.

Zolia: Aw, is the widdle baby chao gonna cwy?

Bob is infuriated, focuses all his energy into one last ear-splitting cry just as the stone transformation completes, releasing a jet of golden light from his mouth.

Bob: CHAO!!!

Zolia: Ow... That little pest nearly made my eardrums burst! Oh well, time to take those retched healing items from the freak's backpack and destroy them... Huh? The sky!

The golden light that Bob released grows brighter and brighter, outshining the sun itself, so that everyone in Magic Hills can see it. Bumpkin and Kamikaze have just exited the Dirt Digger trials, carrying Conker's body...

Bumpkin: *sniff* My little burddy... Eh, why's the sky golden?

Kamikaze: That's a kind of light only Bob can emit! Must be a major battle or something!

Meanwhile, in Merlo's tower...

Merlo: This is an interesting turn of events...

All of a sudden, Merlo's amethyst chao egg begins glowing a bright purple.

Merlo: What in the name of...?

The egg shoots a jet of purple light, which heads straight for the larger golden one in the sky. Blue and BB, just getting ready to leave the Jousting competition, watch the purple light streak towards and collide with the gold. The sky changes from gold to purple, then flashes between the two.

BB: These some sort of fireworks or something?

Blue: I don't think any fireworks could change the color of the whole sky.

BB: Then what's going on?!

Blue: Well... The golden light obviously came from Bob. And the purple light... Well... Bob is just one jewel chao. Its logical to assume there are more. Maybe they're combining their powers for a battle or something.

BB: That may be true, but... Well, how can chao have that much power?

Blue: Your guess is as good as mine.

9 more jets of light come from all directions, colored Silver, ruby, sapphire, emerald, garnet, aquamarine, peridot, onyx, and topazbeach adding their own colors to the sky as they merge with the gold-and-amethyst light. A blinding flash lights the sky, and as quick as the flash came, all light is drained from the sky, except for the light from the stars, and especially the moon. The huge mass of light from the merging powers condenses itself to the size of a chao, and takes the form of one. Now standing in front of Volia is the legendary Moon Chao, its skin an odd yet beautiful mix of silvery white, purple, and blue. It opens its eyes, which are much larger than those of a normal chao, and glares at Volia.

Volia: ...What?

The moon chao blasts Volia with a multi-colored light, sending her off the mountain, where she plummets in the direction of the lake. The witch manages to call in her broom to save her from otherwise-certain demise, and flies off, alive but drained by the mystery chao's powers. The chao turns to the statues of BZ, R and Bob, and raises its tiny arms, surrounding them in a ruby-colored light. The statues grow hot and the stone melts away to reveal the trio as healthy as ever.

BZ: ...Uuugh... Anyone get the license plate number of that witch?

R Hunter: Wait... What's that chao?

Bob (overjoyed): Chao! Chao!

Moon chao: Chao...

The moon chao vanishes and the sky returns to its normal lighting.

BZ: What was that?

R Hunter: It was a moon chao... But they're incredibly rare!

BZ: I bet it has something to do with the jewel chao. Bob... You called it, didn't you?

Bob: Chao!

R Hunter: I doubt that whatever you called can be summoned again so quickly, Bob.

BZ: Still, it saved us!

The three head back down the mountain...
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I guess that ended up not being a short post after all huh? Yeah, Bob can call on his brothers and sisters and combine all their powers to create a super-powered Moon Chao, but he won't be able to do it again for a while, since none of his siblings have hatched yet.
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EDIT: Another story segment.

BZ, R and Bob finish climbing the mountain and stop for a breather.

BZ: *breathing deeply* Whew... Bob, what the heck are you made of? You don't even look tired!

Bob: Chao-chao!

The trio enters the village and spots Kamikaze and Bumpkin, holding Conker's body.

BK: *snirff-snirff* My little burddy...

R Hunter:: H...How'd he die?

BK: *snirff-snirff* He sterpped on the green note, and in the challenge we were in that leards to dearth!

BZ: Don't worry about Conker... He'll be fine once we give him... *pulls out the phoenix tear* This!

Kamikaze: ...H-Holy... Isn't that a...?

R Hunter: Yes, a phoenix tear! Conker's gonna be good as new!

BZ drops the tear on Conker, and it makes a small splash. After a couple of seconds, the squirrel begins glowing crimson.

BK: It's working! His heart's bearting!

Conker floats out of BK's arms and hovers in the air for a moment... And then a bright crimson beam comes out of the sky and hits him. A small, orange spark, the soul of Conker, descends down the beam and into the body. The beam and glowing subside, and Conker falls out of the air and lands on his head.

Conker: Yeeeowwch!!! Aw, mom, I don't wanna go to school today!

Kamikaze: It... It worked!

Conker: W...Huh? What worked... Waitaminute, how can you be here...?! Who killed you?

BK: We're nort deard, little burddy.

Conker: But if I'm not... Then that means... I'm...

R Hunter: Yep, you're alive.

Conker: ...YAHOO!!!

BZ: So... How hot was it down there?

Conker: Hey! I didn't end up down there!

BZ: But... Well, I thought since you ran around most of CBFD drunk and did a lot of nasty things...

Conker: Meh, they decided I redeemed myself when I helped you guys back when you were Astral Knights.

BZ: Oh...

R Hunter: Great to have ya back, Conker, but we can't wait around; we have to look for Gaia's Tear.
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I'll leave the Gaia's Tear up to you R, since you have that big trading sequence in mind.

[R Hunter]

Right-o. :)
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Bumpkin: Oh I reckin I should give you guys this...*shows blood ruby*

R: You got it in the challenge?

Conker: Yeah, and a few notes.

BZ: Great, let's all go see Bolia then.

Travelling to the good witch's house, our heros find the witch preparing a magical brew.

Bolia: Ah good. Right on time.

Conker: *whispers* She sounds as if she was expecting us.

Bolia: Ah but I was lad.

All:!

Bolia: Ho, ho ho, my youth may have faded but my hearing hasn't. Now you have the first three artifacts?

Kamikaze: Yes, here they are...

Bolia takes the three objects and tosses them into the brew one at a time. The brew, originally colored clear turns red when mixed with the feather, indigo when the droplet's added and finally a light yellow when the ruby is placed in.

Bolia: There. It could work now but to be safe i'd still like to add the Gaia's Tear.

R: Hmm, but where would we locate one?

Bolia: I've heard tales that one will appear before those that do good for others. Next door to me is a woman that needs medicine for her son. If the boy does not get some in time...well fate can be cruel sometimes.

BZ: We'll do what we can.

Bolia: *smiling* I know you will my boy. Good luck.

With that the group heads next door and speaks with the boy's mother, as the boy is lying in bed, breathing deeply.

Woman:...yes Bolia believes that my boy caught his sickness from a vile air coming from Phoenix Mountain.

Conker: Can't be the phoenix can it?

R: *shaking his head* No chance. If anything the boy would get stronger.

Bumpkin: Now that ya'll talk about it...I feel a mite queasy...

R:...Yep he's right, whatever made this kid sick is growing stronger.

Kamikaze: And it is coming from the mountain.

BZ: That'd explain why the phoenix was missing from the mountain when we first arrived. She probably came back just to speak with us.

Woman: So even the phoenix is not immune to the vile wind...

R: We'll worry about that as soon as all of us are together again, right now we hear you need medicine?

Woman: Yes, Bolia has said that a friend of hers that lives in a small cottage outside the village could cure my boy. But due to the king forbidding anyone that resides in the village to leave, well...

Kamikaze: Why'd he enforce that?

Woman: He does not wish for anyone else to fall prey to Zolia...

Conker: Alright, which direction?

Woman: Towards the east. You'll know it instantly, her house always smells of fresh flowers.

R: Right then, let's go guys.

Boy: Good...luck...

BZ: We'll be back before you know it.

Leaving the mother and child, the group leaves the village and treks eastward for a bit...

Conker: Are we there yet?

All: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!!!

Bumpkin: Hoowee! I sure hope we didn't miss it.

BZ: Has anyone smelled flowers?

All: Nope.

R: Then we haven't hit it y...

Kamikaze: NOW we're here.

The group can all smell an overpowering aroma of flowers, soothing and inviting. They follow the scent until the reach the home of Liza the scholar.

Liza:...yes yes I see. I sense that the wind is from a powerful and evil being...

All: *whispered to one another* The boss no doubt.

Liza: Hmm?

R: Er, nothing. So Liza can you make a cure?

Liza: Yes i'm sure I can.

Conker: Great, so we don't have see anyone...

Liza: However...

Kamikaze: Spoke too soon.

Liza: I'll need a Sun Lily to complete the boy's medicine.

BZ: Ok, where do we need to go?

Liza: Funeral Swamp.

R: Lovely.

Conker: Let's just go...

Liza: There is a hermit that hold the lily. He lives in the center of the swamp.

Bumpkin: But no one's been lucky enuf to come home right?

Liza: Correct.

BZ: *whispering to R* Hey without the oversized glasses, she's kinda cute. Maybe we found you a girl-

R: *telepathicly* Finish that thought and i'll reset your brain's speech center to pig latin.

BZ: Heh heh...

Kamikaze: Ok then, let's go guys...

The group leaves toward Funeral Swamp (well except for Conker who's being moved by R mentally...)

Conker: I said I DON"T WANNA GO!!!

Sigh...Anyway once they entered the swamp things took a turn for the worse...

50 ft high Swamp monster: RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Conker: *extremely mad* AND THIS IS WHY I DIDN"T WANT TO COME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO WILLINGLY GO TO A PLACE CALLED "FUNERAL SWAMP"!?!?

R: Eh I've fought worse...

Suddenly the monster lurches forward and swallows R in one gulp.

Monster: *Gulp*

All: Well crap.

Monster: RAGGGGGGGHH!!!

Kamikaze: Uh plan anyone?

Bumpkin: Sorry fellas but i'm too scared...

BZ: I have one.

All: What?

BZ: RUN!!!

Everyone runs away as the monster gives chase.

BZ: Luckily it's too slow so if we can just keep ahead of it we'll be ok.

Kamikaze: Well at least it can't get any worse.

Suddenly five more swamp monsters appear out of the brush and also begin to chase our group!

Conker: If I live, remind me to hate you!

But in a odd moment the first monster stops running and clutches his gut. The other five monsters gather around him to see what's bothering him.

Bumpkin: What in tarnation?

BZ: Find cover!

Everyone hides behind a tree with the exception of Conker who remains out in the open.

Conker: *pointing* Hey why's his gut glowing like th-

*BOOOM!*

R: And that is why no one eats me and lives to tell the tale.

BZ: R! You're ok!

R: Meh he should've chewed first. Eating something whole is a bad idea. Hey where's Conker?

They soon find him lying on the ground, covered in green slime and in a foul mood.

All: Ewwww.

Conker: *Very calm* R. I will give you till the count of five to run from me as fast as possible. Then I will hunt you down and...

???: Hey there young fellers!

All: Uh hi?

R: Oh yeah, look who I met inside that monster's belly.

Tucker: Name's Tucker. Folks just call me the "Swamp Hermit" though.

BZ: Fantastic! We've been...

Tucker: Yeah, your cloaked friend here filled me in. Sure I have the lily...

Conker: But?

Tucker: It's on the verge of dying.

Conker: Nope, i'm not moving another $*(#&* step! No way in h-

BZ: *placing his hand over Conker's mouth* So what do we need?

Tucker: Water from an undine spring.

Bumpkin: Undine?

R: Like a mermaid. Ok and where...

Tucker: The infinite plains on the other side of the village. Thier spring is supposed to be in it somewhere.

Conker: Just friggin great...

Kamikaze: *sighs* The boy needs us to be quick, let's go.

R warps everyone to the Infinite Plains and with thier arrival the group begins to look for the Srping of the Undines...

BZ: Nothing over here. You see any spring Bob?

Bob: Chao...

BZ: Mm, You guys have any luck?

Conker: Nope!

Bumpkin: Nothin over here!

Kamikaze: And I haven't found anything either. What about you R?

.....

BZ: R?

.....

All: Oh no...

Conker: R! Where are you?

*muffled* I..yah! found ha! it!

Bumpkin: Sounded tif he was fightin..

BZ: *smacking his forehead* He always manages to somehow find a battle...

Conker: $20 on R.

Kamikaze: You're on.

The group heads for the point where R was searching and find a small, almost invisilbe passage leading into the ground. The tall grasses easily cover the spot.

Bob: Chao!

Conker: No wonder the spring's so well hidden.

Entering the hole the group find a pool with three undines grouped in a corner and R fighting a giant black seasnake.

BZ: What've you done now!?

R: Well...

*flashback*

Undines: Please don't eat us! We've done nothing to you!

Snake: Eh i'm just hungry. And you three look tasty!

R: Hold up there Slick.

Sanke: Eh? Who're you?

R: My name's Rumor Hunter, better known simply as "R". Now i'm sure you can find your next meal elsewhere so if we can just settle this peacefully...

Snake: Bite me, cloak boy.

R: Oh that does it....

*end flashback*

BZ: *holding his head in his right wing* Oi.

Snake: These your friends? Bleah they don't even look fresh enough to eat.
The squirrel and monkeys smell a bit too.

Conker:!

Kamikaze: He did not...

Bumpkin: Alrighty then.

BZ: GET HIM!

And in short order the snake is beaten. It scurries away but not before giving the undines a full aplogy and swearing to only eat fish from now on.
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Gotta spilt this...

[R Hunter]

Undine 1: Thank you all so much.

R: *panting* No problem. Wow you guys I didn't know you had it in you.

BZ: Meh, we'll discuss it later. Anyways ladies we need your help.

Undine 2: Oh? What can we do for you?

Minutes later.

Undine 3: We see. You all are very kind to help this boy.

R: This the special water?

Undines: No that is kept by our queen. Here...

The undines give our heros scales from thier tails. These will enable those that hold them to breath like a fish under water.

Undines: Please follow us.

The group follow the undines to thier home in the spring. along the way they see tons and tons of marine life. some big and some small, but all getting along with one another.

R: *telepathicly* Hey I saw the way the second Undine was checking you out bro. Maybe we've found you a...

BZ: *back* Finish that and i'll zap you with enough voltage to deep-fry you.

R: *grinning* Payback...

After a bit the group find themselves in the Undine's area of the spring. Homes are built out of coral and all the undines are happily swimming along. One swims up to the group and talks with one of the three undines.

Rose: Who are these guests Lillith? We don't get many anymore.

Lillith: They saved Marcy, Zoe and I from the seasnake.

Zoe: He said he'd never eat another Undine as long as he lived.

Rose: Goodness!

Kamikaze: Heh. He got owned.

The guys high five each other

Rose: Thank you very much. *bows*

R: No problem. Actually...

Rose:...Ok then let's go see the queen.

Swimming through the city the group finally comes to a grand castle made out of coral that glows in rainbow. Entering inside they meet with the undine queen, Elizabeth.

Liz;...Thank you again. From the bottom of my heart. You have saved my people.

Conker: Uh your highness? Not to rush you but we've been at this for a while now and i'm not sure how much longer the kid'll hold on.

Liz: Oh course.

The queen creates a vial of shining blue liquid and gives it to Conker.

Liz: That water will revive any plant. Give my regards to the boy and his mother. And know that you will always have a home here, should you return.

All: *bowing* Thank you your highness.

With the water in tow R warps the group to Tucker in the swamp.

R: *breathing heavily* Guys I can't do that for much longer...

Tucker: Then here's the Lily. Good luck kids.

R warps the group to Liza's house where she restores the lily with a little water (saving the rest for study of course) and mixes up a remedy.

Liza: With the combined strength of the Lily and the Undine's water this should cure anything. Hurry along and give my hellos to Bolia.

R: Allright this is the last time I can do this for a while..

Warping to the village the group haed to the mothers house

Woman: Oh thanks heavens! I feel so horrible for making you travel so far.

Conker: Lady you don't know the half of...

Kamikaze:: *covering Conker's mouth* We brought you the medicine.

Giving the mother the medicine everyone gathers around as she give it to her son. After a few minutes he begins to glow faintly...

Boy:...

Woman: Please no...

All:*low* C'mon kid...

Boy: Mommy I feel all better. Thanks to them.

Woman: *crying* Yes it's all thanks to them.

R: And that my friends, is what makes this wothwhile.

K/B/C: Yep, Yessir, Yeah, yeah.

BZ: Yeah..wait! Guys Look!

One of the mother's tears lands on her son. And suddenly it glows in multicolors before becoming a artifact rarely seen by mortals. The...

Group: Gaia's Tear...

Conker: Cool. Let's go see Bolia.

...

Bolia: Ah ha ha, went on a little adventure did you?

All: *wearily* You could say that...

Bolia: Ho ho ho, the trials of youth. In any event...

Tossing in the Gaia's Tear makes the entire room glow brightly before dying down. The brew is now a shining white.

Bolia: *pouring some in a bottle* Give this to Merlo. And tell him the princess has nothing to fear.

Conker: And more walking...

When they hit Merlo's place...

Merlo: I see. Sorry to put you all through that.

BZ: No problem. Here you are.

Merlo: Thank you all. Now as I promised...

Merlo removes the amethyst egg from the case and gives it to R. Suddenly Bob begins to glow in reaction to the egg.

Bob: Chao....chao...

All: Eh?

BZ: Hit the deck!

Everyone except R drops to the floor as the egg hatches in a bright flash. R is left somewhat blackened and smoking

R: Powerful little tykes...wow.

In his hands is a amethyst chao beaming up at him.

Chao: Chao!

Bob: Chao!

Bumpkin: That's the sweetest thing I ever saw.

R: I guess you need a name huh little one? Hmm.... you're a girl so how about Georgina? George for short.

George: Chao!

BZ: Ok then. Let's head back to the village so we can meet up with the rest of the group.
With his new friend on his shoulder, R and the other head back to the village. along with Merlo who heads for the palace.
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www.bobandgeorge.com Sprite comics with Megaman and friends. I'm addicted to reading them. :)

[Kamikaze]

Okay, anyways, if you want to know what happened to Xeno...
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*Xeno appears in an underground cave, filled with black flames*

Xeno: They have fallen for it master.

*a large face appears in the cave*

???: Good...those fools know not of what shall come. You have done well my lackey. As such, I shall bestow upon you, a new power.

Xeno: *giddly* A new power! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! GImme gimme gimme!

???: Settle down, you fool! I can easily take your powers back, and leave you at what you were before...

Xeno: Sorry, master....

???: Good. *A small black ball of light circles around Xeno, and floats into his hands* You can now create your own warrior to fight for us. As for now, I shall set the next Major at his post.

Xeno: Toyblok, sir?

???: Yes, once those fools reach Toy Town, they shall know who they are dealing with, I, the father and root of all evils, ZTAR!

*Xeno and Ztar laugh together quite evily*
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Wow, PLOT TWIST! So, erm, yeah, my idea for the next world is Toy TOwn....is it, okay?

[Banjzooie]

I kinda like the idea of Toy Town, but we have to wait until Blue comes back to see whether he approves of it. Addicted to Bob and George huh R? That makes two of us. But you forgot something in your last post...
Merlo: Bring me those things and i'll give you this oddly-shaped stone I found.

Merlo unveils one of two covered podiums. A Neo-Jiggy rests in a glass case atop one of them.

BZ: A Neo Jiggy!


You forgot about the Neo-Jiggy!
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Just as the group is leaving Merlo's room...

Merlo: Wait!

R: Huh?

Merlo: Take this...

Merlo hands R the Neo-Jiggy.

Merlo: You need these to defeat K. Ching, do you not?

R: Yeah. Thank you very much.

Then R and the group head down to the village, and Merlo for the palace.
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Edit: Looks like toytown may not be able to happen...

Along with those two pictures that BB and Blue noticed, there was one of the inside of a computer, outer space, an old western desert, a cavern, an Australian outback, a foggy 1800's London setting, an Antarctic ice shelf, and the Netherworld. What were they for?

Blue's got eight worlds already set, and...

BB: What do you think the picture is? It's hard to make out, with so many peices missing.

Blue: I'm not sure... but it looks kind of like a... tropical island.

...There's # 9. And there's only ten worlds, one of which we're in. Blue's all ready got the 9 other worlds all planned out, so it looks like toy town is out. But Blue here's got some pretty good ideas here too, the "Austrailian outback" and the "inside of a computer" worlds especially look appealing to me. And the Antarctic shelf level'll work out for you Kamikaze, because all though most of our characters will be freezing in that world, since your character used to be the Astral Knight of Ice, he'll be at home in the low temperatures. Like R and me your powers are mostly gone but Ice is still your element, and you can absorb the ice & snow there and use it as power.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

BIIIIIIIIIIG BUMP!!!! And hello! My back-to-the-boards gift is this? This is yours, saying fight school, homework, <insert national anthom music here> and projects, so the creative cavern can have the JQARP once again! but... *record scratch noise* we haven't even gotten past the first level yet!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

BIIIIIIIIIIG BUMP!!!! And hello! My back-to-the-boards gift is this? This is yours, saying fight school, homework, <insert national anthom music here> and projects, so the creative cavern can have the JQARP once again! but... *record scratch noise* we haven't even gotten past the first level yet!

[Kamikaze]

SO I can't use Toytown? Drat. AH well, once we find out where we going next i'll edit my post.

[R Hunter]

Which will be as soon as Blue returns. And i'm hoping that's soon.

[repobanjo]

I'm guessing this is dead, but I'll try to do this one more time. If anyone is reading this, can you answer one question. Why do we have to wait for Blue? We still gotta couple more Neos to collect. I would understand this if You got them all, the you would wait for Blue to choose the next level. For now though, how many Neos do we have, and can we continue without Blue (for now)? Here is my segment, deledted and posted to make it hogher up and easier to see.

Can I join this? It seems a little too late, so I might not. I'll post my starting post here and if you guys don't like it, I'll delete it.


Narrarator: (As a reminder to all of you with bad memory, or this story isn't that far in the future, here is what happened. In TQ 2, Reapo starts out as a Grim Reaper employee, with a tooth pick for a scythe, but later on, he gets the legendary GR scythe. He has his own T.Pick Launcher, and Steve, his Felsteed. Felsteed is a rare species of demonic horses. Merlin had given him a Ninja Fubar, which gives him Kung-Fu style. It's also useful for throwing. Later, Merlin powered it up with Snafu, which lets the Kung Fu powers get elemental. On the second level, He met R Hunter, and they might have made good friends, I don't really remember that. Banjzooie also could've met them, but that might not be right.)

Reapo currentley lives in the land in Reapers, where he is King. His apperance is that of the robe and body of the Grim Reaper, the hands and legs of a bear, and the head and mind of a repo man.

On with the story.

Sitting in his throne, Reapo calls upon his servant to do his bidding.

Reapo: Tim, bring me my laptop.

Tim: Sure thing your majesty.

Reapo got his laptop and checked his e-mail. There was one frome R Hunter, saying to meet him, as there is a dire situation. He rarely checks his e-mail, so this could've been from a long time ago. The date said September, but he couldn't see the day.

Reapo e-mailed R Hunter again, hoping that if he's out that he'll use his Mailbox SP that he gave him near the end of TQ 2. He asked where he is. to this.

He sets up his teleporter and waits for a responce from R Hunter. He e-mailed Banjzooie to, just incase.

He packed up all his essentials. His T.Pick, his Snafu Ninja Fubar, his T.Pick Launcher, jis Everlastium Reaper (His scythe), and Steve. He'll be all ready to go once he gets a responce.

So, if I do join, we still have some Neo-Jiggies, Jinjos and notes to collect. I'll take Steve, and if I don't join up with anyone, I'll be Steve's (If you don't know, he's my Felsteed.) partner.

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Post to help the story!

Reapo is about to go into the poratl, but hen, a blue Jiggy came out of it.

Reapo: Huh? A Neo-Jiggy? Those were like 3 years ago. We built an immunity to these, and they are seriously otdated. We have Atomic-Jiggys now. In fact, those might be useful for the adventure. I'll take one.

Reapo just realised something.

Reapo: Oh my God! The Neo-Jiggy! I just remembered that they were world controling devices. I gotta go now before it's too late!

Reapo goes with his equipment and the A-Jiggy to Magic Hills. He meets the gang there.

Reapo: I think I'll give them a little scare... R Hunter, Banjzooie, I have come for you.

R Hunter: *nearly passes out, as this is the feeling you get when you are near the reaper* I-I'll fight you for my life.

Banjzooie: Ye-Yeah, I'll fight too. With R and I, we'll never lose.

Reapo: Fools! I cannot die! And the Everlastium Reaper sucks up the power of th Master Sword.

Banjzooie: How did you know about the Master Sword? Bob, help me!

R Hunter: Bob! Help!

Repo: I'ts too late. Now I'll...

R and BJ: Ahhhhh! Please no! We'll do anything!

Reapo: Just kidding! Pulls off hood too reveal a Banjo face.

R: Reapo! You said you would stop doing that!

Reapo: Yeah, but it was such a long time ago

BZ: Where have you been?

Reapo: I went forward in to the future with my time machine, so I kinda didn't see you guys.

Conker: How do you know this guy?

BZ: We met him when the elders forced us in to their game.

Conker: That's a god enough reason...

Reapo: I brought over an A-Jiggy to help you guys out.

The group stared at eachother in bewilderent.

All: Atomic-Jiggy?

Reapo: Yes, this might be of use later. It is more 1 billion times more powerful then a Jiggy and Neo-Jiggy put together. I will give it to R, as he is the most trustworthy if I remember.

R: Thanks, I'd be honored to hold it.

BZ: I hope that thing really is powerful, as the Neo-Jiggys are just scams, you know.

Reapo: No, these things really are powerful. They power up every thing in the future.

R: I'll trust you that these work, but if they don't, I just might kick you off.

Reapo: Seems like a fair deal. Right, let's get some Neo Jiggys!

END!


I decided, (you don't have to agree). but if there are anymore Neos to collect, since I just got some unlabled pills from TQ, a merchant will change them from agression to healthy drug trips, based on 60's music. The person who will pair with me, (if I get paired), can have some too, and get different effects (like they argue about what they see). If they don't they will think that I'm just a stupid idiot because I'm walking around aimlessley. The choice is yours! Please bring this back, I don't think I can bump this, and I want it to live. Can at least someone continue the story?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I guess.....it's finally dead.......

But there is always a way! Blue, you're taking too long!

*sees guy with a black robe behind him with a scythe*

cut it out!

*pulls off hood to reveal a skull*

Oh god!

[Banjzooie]

I just PMed Blue, and he says he doesn't really have time for the RP, and he was just starting the RP for us. He says we can keep going without him. I might post a story segment after school... Maybe.

[repobanjo]

Wah hayyyy! Time to continue!

[BlueBreegull]

I'd like to continue posting in JQ, but I'm too busy with school, Whodunnit?, and other things... you guys may have full control of Blue and K. Ching, so the RP may live :) .

[Banjzooie]

Let's get this thing rolling and recount how many Neo-Jiggies and Jinjos we have.

Magic Hills
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6 / 10 Neo Jiggies... I think? (One from the black knight, one from Merlo, one from the underwater temple, one from Lord Woo Fak Fak, the one Kamikaze won from the Gruftgrifters, and the one that Blue and BB won from the jousting competition)

2 / 5 Jinjos. (One that Blue found, one that me and R found in the underwater temple).

Extra Neo-Jiggies
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7 / 10 (One that BB got, one that R got, one that I got, I THINK Bolt has one, and three from the E-300 robots)

The last three extra Neo-Jiggies will come from the three E-300 robots which have not been destroyed yet. That's E-304 S-Epsilon, E-305 S-Zeta, and E-323 S-Omega. The first three E-300 robots are wandering around in modified forms (they are all like E-101 Mk II was, with flying abilities and better firepower), but they do not have Neo-Jiggies as power cores anymore. There only purpose is to steal Neo-Jiggies from the worlds before we can get them; E-304 and E-305 are still serving as guards in Omnicorp, and E-323 will not be faced until long after his brothers' defeats, maybe he can be who guards K. Ching's room, that all right with you guys? Remember that the E-300 robots have much stronger armor then the E-100s. Now to breath some life into this RP!
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BZ and R spend some time catching up with RepoBanjo as they haven't seen him since TQ.

R Hunter: So.. What've you been up to since TQ?

Reapo: Oh... Eating, sleeping, playing video games...

BZ: Is there anything else to life? That lifestyle does get boring after a while though... It's adventures like this and TQ that satisfy once the monotony gets to thick.

Reapo: You call TreasureQuest an adventure? I'd say it was more of a trial of life and death!

R Hunter: That it was.

BZ: I still don't remember how I got through all of it... I... Remember that there was someone there to help me, but I can't remember who. All I can remember of my hireling is the golden light that he came to me in, and that someone familiar was in the portal that he came from.

R Hunter and Reapo exchange glances. They engage in a telepathic conversation (R Hunter can project his thoughts and read others).

R Hunter: (So... Should we tell 'im?)

Reapo: (Not yet. It'll disrupt time. He should never know that the one who helped him is in his backpack right now!)

R Hunter: (I've looked forward in time with my time powers, and it'll be quite some time before the time comes for BZ to send him to the past. Apparently there'll be some time disturbance of some sort that'll nearly wipe him out of existence, and break the memory inhibition spell that the Elders placed on him.)

Reapo: (I've looked into the future too, and when the disruption happens, you open a window in time and observe BZ being killed by the Reizfarg back in Treasurequest. That's why BZ will be vanishing, because his past self won't have any way to beat the Reizfarg without his hireling and will die, therefore the present BZ will die.)

R Hunter: (But, since the memory charm will break on the present BZ, then he'll remember who his hireling was, and that he's right here with us. At that point I'll open up a time portal to the point just after BZ beat the Skeleton King, and BZ will send his hireling through to help himself, and then his future existence will be restored.)

Reapo: (But, the whole time travel thing is something for later. We should stop talking about it and get back to the main storyline, as time travel confuses the audience if you talk about it for too long.)

BZ: ..What are those two doing?

Bumpkin: Bearts me.

Conker: Hel-LOOOOOO!!! Why are you guys staring at each other like that without speaking?

R Hunter: Erm... Telepathic conversation.

BZ: Don't you think that we should get back to looking for Neo-Jiggies? While you two were having that telepathic conversation, the sun went down!

Merlo the wizard runs up to them as fast as his age permits, with a panicked look on his face.

Merlo: What are you all still doing outside on the full moon?!

Kamikaze: You mean we shouldn't be?

Merlo: Of course not! Don't you know about... The curse?

Reapo: ...What curse?

Merlo: YAHHH!!! GRIM REAPER!!!

Reapo: I'm not the Grim Reaper, though I am a reaper, and one of Grim's finest pupils. I've ditched the dark side, however.

Merlo: Oh... Good... Anyway, the curse. Every night when the sun falls and the full moon rises, a terrible transformation overcomes the town. They all turn from human (and animal) citizens too...

Kamikaze: Not werewolves?!

Merlo: I'm afraid you're right! It's another one of Volia the witche's dreadful spells, that affects all denizens of Magic Hills, save those with magic powers, like me, my sister Bolia, and the Jinjos. It starts as we speak!

The full moon glows a silvery glow, and the air is filled with the shreiks of the town citizens as their bodys writhe and transform. A nearby little girl falls to the ground and screams.

R Hunter: Not the kids too?

Merlo: Unfortunately, even children are prey of Volia's vile curse!

Little girl: No... Not this again... No...

A wolve's snout protrudes from the girl's face, and hands and feet become claws.

Girl: No...N...Na..Ah...AHHWOOOO!!!

The whole town howls in one voice, and the werewolves begin speeding around town on their nimble wolves' legs. What was once a little girl charges BZ, teeth bared, eyes glowing bloodred. Merlo freezes her in place instantly with some of his magic.

Merlo: If all of you stay here for long, you're likely to get bitten, and then you'll be werewolves too, and bound to Magic Hills, unable to leave it as long as you are cursed! I'd ask you to leave for the benefits of your lives, but I know that all of you are far too noble for that.

R Hunter: We're not going to let Volia get away with this, we can't leave these people cursed!

Kamikaze: We've gotta take down Volia and get rid of this curse!

Everyone agrees to stay and try and free the town from the curse, except...

Conker: Do what you want, I'm leaving!

BZ: Oh no you're not! Think, if we cure the town, they may give us a neo-jiggy! And you want a neo-jiggy! *holds up a Neo-Jiggy*

Conker: What are ya talking about, I don't want those-*stares at the Neo-Jiggy* I mean, I want more of those Neo-Jiggies, they ROCK! Let's cure this stupid town!

R Hunter: And I thought Neo-Jiggy hypnosis could only lead to bad things...

In a loud crack, Volia the witch appears in front of all of them.

Volia: So, you think you can take me, eh? Eh-hee-hee-hee-hee! Prove it!

As the group engages Volia with Merlo's assistance, Blue Breegull and Banjo's Banjo leave the jousting arena, only to be followed by the werewolf version of Tigerheart!

Blue: What the...? It's Tigerheart from the competition, but...

BB: He's become a werewolf. Wow, a medieval town that's under the werewolves' curse, how original, not! Honestly, this is so cliched...

You got any better ideas?

BB: Um... No.

Well, I do. How about you guys have to face two werewolves? The fat knight that served as the commentator during the jousting competition runs out of the arena and faces Blue and BB, much larger and heavier than Tigerheart but just as battle-ready.

Blue: Way to go BB...

BB: Let's fight these guys all ready.
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Um... I didn't have any more ideas for Neo-Jiggies, so I used the Werewolf thing, where you have to cure the town, and the N-Jiggy is your reward. Its cliched, I know. BB can't become a werewolf because he's a Jinjo, and Merlo can't become a wizard. So... How do you guys like this idea? You can scrap it if you don't like it.

[repobanjo]

Me likey alot. Now, for another one of these posts.

The Werewolves are attacking poor little Magic Hills! What will out heros do now?

Conker: I don't know! AQll I want is the N-Jiggy, now!

Reapo: Well, I could always use the A-Jiggy that I gave to R, that might. Help. R, please hand over the A-Jiggy! R? R Hunter where are you?

Where R Hunter once stood was a werewolf. Oh crap, R is a werewolf!

BZ: This seriously does not look good. How are we gonna fight R as a werewolf?

BB:This is like that thing that happened to Bolt, how can we kill a friend, abut how can we bring him back to normal?

Reapo: Well, there are many possibilitys, and they need teamwork. Ready to listen?

All: Hell, yes!

Reapo: Here is the first one. RUN!

They all immedeatley start running, as R-wolf starts chasing them

Reapo: Wow, running in a robe is not so comfertable. Wire Fu, now!

Blue: What in the world are you doing? We need to run, not say things! RUN!

Reapo:No, this'll do better.

When Reapo said Wir Fu, he becam all Matrix like, and could run faster

Reapo: Now that I can run faster, I can tell you all the plans!

All: Just tell us already!

Reapo: Fine! One way is the most obvious. We use Bob, and hopefully he can help stop R. Another is that we find some kind of magic source to stop this magic. Third....

BK: Why dird you sray third, thren stop?

BZ: Yeah, anything can be dome to stop R!

Reapo: Well, you aren't gonna like this. It involves a vollenteer.

Bolt: Volenteerfor what? It can't be that bad.

Reapo: Yes it is. We need someone to take a pill....

BB: That's it? that is not that bad. What's the pill, steroids? Bullk-ups?

Blue: I'm with BB, it really can't be terrible to take on pill.

Reapo: Well, if BB didn't interupt me, then yoou would know why it is so bad! This pill comes from an unlabeled pill can, and the effects are unknown. The only the thing I know is that the comspumption is illegal in some dimensions. When I took it, I went into a berserk mode, and I hog-wrestled the enemy to the ground. While someone is doing this, I will sneak up and take the A-Jiggy from him. Only me, R, and BZ can use it, by request of my servants. If I get tackled by R, I will pass it to BZ, and he just needs to use it.

A silence filled the air, as they were all thinking about it.

BZ: Did you lose your brain in TQ? Those pills can kill a mortal! You just got lucky sice you can't die! I really don't even know how to use the Atomic Jiggy.

Reapo:Well, it is used like the N-Jiggy. Just press the Hypnotise button, speak your command into the Mic, and press the button again to make them do the command. There is amny more things for it, like a power up to your Master Sword when Bob is asleep!

BZ: Cool! Well, we should try step one, first.

Kamikazee: Yeah, that seems like the most likely one!

Will the group survive the attack? Find out next time!

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Anyways, who wants to take the pill?

[R Hunter]

Whoever's going to do it's going to have fun...
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Suddenly the were R stops and begins to howl.

R: Wroooooooooooo.......

BZ: What's he..? Oh no...

BZ's hunch is correct as the moon suddenly turns black. As it does R's latent Zodiac powers awaken and his fur turns a very deep purple. His eyes glow blood red, and worse yet his mind is restored, yet still evil from Zolia's curse.

R: Sorry boys but it's not going to be that easy anymore...

R opens his mouth and breathes out dark energy, aiming for Blue, who dodges the attack. However when it hits the ground, a large explosion is seen and heard and a medium sized crater is now smoking

BB: Well...crap.

R: Heh heh heh.

Conker: Oh friggin terrific! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!

BZ: And quick at that....
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You won't be taking me without a fight guys. ;)

[repobanjo]

Reapo:Well, we need a vollenteer! We will al be fried if we don't!

All: *Whimper*

Reapo: You cowards! I can't use them, because I need to give Banjzooie further instructions on the A-Jiggy set-up. If BZ does vollenteer, though, I can always do this. Well, we need someone, please!

R lunges towards them at astounding speeds, and they all need to think of somebdoy.

BZ: I checked. Bob is asleep (great), and no magic sources are availibale at the moment. We need to get someone! Conker?

Conker: No ******** ******** way! You can do what you ant to me, but not those death in a capsules!

Reapo: BK?

BK: Werll, will it hurt me?

Reapo: Maybe.

BK. Nruh-uh. I need thre pain-killers!

Reapo: Maybe I'll find some, but someone, we need help!

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If we don't find anyone, I guess I cvan take them. Or we could get Conker or BK to do it. Either works for me!

P.S. After this, I will try my hands at an RP, as the first time, no one seemed interested. It has to do with the A-Jigyys. The rest is a mystery!

[RareBK]

Uhh I think ill come back, but can you guys give me a recap?

[repobanjo]

Well, the recap was on Banjzooie's last post, and that was a life-saver. I joined, and R turned into a were-wolf. We need one vollenteer to take a pill from an unlabeled can with unknown affects. The last time I took it, I turned berserk and was able to stop th most powerful monsters. Of course, wit my character being the undead, he is immune to stuff. It could possibly kill any moratl. So, you wanna take the pill?

[RareBK]

That was an neo jiggy recap, I mean a recap since I left!

[repobanjo]

Well, R and BZ found Mumbos hut, and we can now transform there. They also found a a gateway to another level, opened from that level. Finally, they found the cheat chamber of that level. Nothing else important, except Bob got a friend, a Ruby Chao.

[RareBK]

Rare wakes up and notices he has been gone for a long time, so he decides to look for R.

"Where am I?"

He walks around and notices screaming.
"THATS NEVER A GOOD SIGN!"

He runs to the source and witnesses a purple were wolf. " Oh snap!"

He charges but gets blown off into the distance. "argggg!"

He walks up and goes forward.

"What ever you are, mark my words, I WILL STOP YOU!"

He starts to glow. "this is why Myst's family made me their family guard!

You dont want me to send out all my energy, all of this will be destroyed!"

" Just try and stop it, it may wipe me of all bodily energy, but it will destoy an area of an atomic bomb usually does!"

[repobanjo]

Reapo notices a guy trying to attack the R-Wolf.

Reapo: Don't kid! You'll kill yourself! That is R, anyway, so don't do it!

Rare: Don't call me that! My name is Rare, where is R? Who are you with your Grim Reaper figures??

Reapo: I am Reapobanjo, the king of Reapers. I cannot die, and I am the one that sends you to either Heaven or Hell. If we succed in this mission, then I'll get you all in Heaven!

All: Hooray!

Rare: and if I attack R?

Reapo: Either he or I will make you yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Koo-koo-ca-chu! You are gonna fly like Lucy in the Sky! (sorry, I couldn't resist. I am listening to I am the Walrus.)

Rare: That doesn't sound good. *under breath* hippie...

Reapo: What did you just call me?

Rare: Nothing!

BZ:Rare! we have been looking for you! WE nned you for our plan. We need you to take this pill.

Rare: That's all? I can do that.

Blue: Don't interrupt! The bad part is that it comes from an unlabeled pill box Reapo found in the snow. He went into a berserk mode when he took them, but he is immortal. They can kill someone. If you take that pill, then you must wrestle R to the ground. Do not rip him apart! While you are wrestling him, Reapo will take the Atomic Jiggy and give it to BZ. BZ will be taught the ways of the A-Jiggy, and he will snap you out of your berserk mode, and the city will become normal again. Sound fair?

Rare: Hmmmmmm. I will have to think about it.

All: Huuy up!

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So, Rare, do you want to take the red pill, or blur pill? [/Matrix] Seriously, do you want to takt the pill or not?

[RareBK]

"Fine!'
He grabs the pill and swallows it whole

" Wow dkl;gjdfhlksjh!"

" RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

He starts glowing again and spikes come out of his back!

He charges and slams into R and they fistlock and they send each other flying," ITS ON! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

He pounds R into the ground and doesnt stop to think about his safety.

" (Telapthy) NOW DO IT!"

He charges up energy and blasts energy into him.

[repobanjo]

They watch as Rare pounds on R.

Reapo: Wow, it works on mortals, it really works! Now anyone can use it.

BZ: I think I'm gonna be sick. Someone, tell him that he is killing R!

Kamikazee: Stop! You might kill him!

In his rage, Rare can't listen, and doesn't hear anyone.

Reapo: I'll go get the A-Jiggy! Stand still eveyone! Even the slightest hint of movement can make him attack you!

All: *gulp*

BB: Hey, Reapo. One question. How can you move, but we can't?


Blue: He's immortal, remember? He can withstand that attack.'

BB: Right. I forgot.

Reapo sneaks into R's Travelers pack and gets the A-Jiggy.

Reapo: I got it! BZ, in the mic, clearly say, Every werewolf in this town will brwak free of their curse.

BZ: Alright. Evry werewolf in this town will break from their curse.

Reapo: Good. Now press the hypnotize button, and point it to the moon.

BZ: The moon?

Reapo: It reflects enough light to hypnotize evryone in the town.

Bolt: Cool! Just do it now before Rare kills R!

BZ does as he is told, and dehynotizes everyone.

R: Hey, I'm back! What the hell is Rare doing to me, anyway?

Reapo *to BZ*: Right, now do the same thing, except say, you will stop being berserk.

BZ does as he is told, and Rare is back to normal.

Rare: I'm sorry, R. I didn't hear the pleas of fright when I was berserk.

R:Fine. Just tell me how hw got that way.

Reapo: Remember those unlabaeled pills from TQ?

R: Those things? Those were a pain in the ass! Don't tell me you gave one to Rare, it could've killed him!

Reapo: Well, it didn't! Don't yell at me!

R: Man, you have a short temper.

Reapo: Do you have any idea what we had to do to get you back to normal? That might have been a scrap for a TQ test!

R: Man, I'm sorry. At least we get an N-Jiggy.

All of the protagonists go to the mayor, where they get an N-Jiggy and a parchment.

Bolt: What's the scroll for, sir?

Mayor: I don't know. It was sealed. Maybe you can find out. Good luck on your quest, guys!

As they fare welled the mayor, Reapo just spotted something.

Reapo: These mushrooms are the exact ones I wanted! They are pain-killers! Alone, they just help pain, but when chopped-up with the pills....

Conker: They look like the magic variety, if you know what I mean. Take them!

Reapo: That's exactly what they are. If my calculations are correct, when smoked, they give you drugy trips, and you don't know what is around you! You don't feel the pain untill afetr the trip is over.

BZ: What do mean by this.

R: I understand. Totally unethical. Let's say there are huge knifes you have to get around. You smoke one of these, and you go on a healthy drug trip. You do not see the knifes, and do not feel them imbedding on your skull. You cross without knowing you were hurt. Once the trip is over, you feel the pain. What's the point of this if you are gonna get hurt, anyway?

Reapo: That's why these mushrooms are also pain-killers. I will not crush allof them with the pills, so that when you are done, you just take the mushroom alone to stop the pain.

BK: Ingenious!

Reapo: Let's try this out. When I give you the signal, R, you slice me with your sword, and BZ, shoot me with grenade eggs.

R and BZ: I am not comfertable with this, but O.K.

Reapo makes the smoke, and takes the pain killers. He has now given the men the signal.

Reapoo: Wow, can you see the music? I am, like in the void. Of course, Tommorow never knows. Look, the bridge by the fountain!

Reapo runs over ino a grassy plain, with rattle snakes. Everyone is puzzled by his behaivor. R and BZ decide to let Reapo run free and see what happens.

R: He shows no sign of pain, and he has half of his neck gone, poison injected in him, and a broken ribcage.

Blue: Those things really do work.

Reapo *talking to the gang*: Hello rocking horse people. Can you share your marshmallow pies?

Conker: I will be laughing my ass off every time someone uses this.

After a while of this, the pains comeback to Reapo.

REapo: God! If I could die, I'd be dead by now. Better eat the 'shroom.

Instantly when Reapo eats the shroom, he gets all his body parts back.

Reapo: Note to people :eat the painkillers before the trip runs out. OUCH!

R: Well, no wonder the mushrooms were growing there. The deadly woods are on the same path. I guess Reapo has to go, as he didn't teach anyone else how to harvest them.

Reapo: I will need to be grouped with people, so we could protect eachother in there.

BK: Whatever you dro, Be careful!

[b]The gang now decides who should be in who's group, and who is reay to take on the drug.

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I made a new item! So, what are the groups gonna be know? We only have 3 Jiggy's left. I think there should be a 2 Jiggy teams, and a Jinjo and Note Team. Thats just what I think, though.

[RareBK]

"Hey Ive got this precurser orb, mabey i can modify it to be a neo jiggy locator!"

He grabs a Neo Jiggy from his back pack and uses it's energy to modify the orb. it turns silver.

" Hey rare, where did you get that neo jiggy?"

" It was in E-302! Why?"

[Banjzooie]

BZ: So, we know have seven extra Neo-Jiggies, Rare, with yours. That's good; we need as many as we can get. By the way, Reapo... Three or four RPGs ago, we met the Grim Reaper. How's he doing?

Reapo: Frankly I don't know. Since you defeated him, he left his position and I had to take his place. Rumor has it that he's still working with Dark Breegull.

Blue: No way, Dark Breegull is dead!

Reapo: I tell you, it's just a rumor.

BZ: We don't want to bring DB into this RP anyway... I'm not comfortable knowing that Grim could be anywhere right now though, watching us.

Reapo: Don't worry, he won't dare attack me.

BZ: Anyway, how's the Grim Reaper's twin brother, the SPAM Reaper?

Reapo: Oh god, don't even talk to me about that moron.

BZ: He still collecting Barney the Dinosaur tapes?

Reapo: Yes, unfortunately. And he's still rather mad at you for torching all of his old tapes way back in the Banjo RPG. I'd watch out for him if I were you. He won't care that I'm with you, and when he attacks... Even I can't stand his attack.

Rare: How does he attack?

BZ, R, Blue and BB: He makes you listen to the Barney song!!!

Kamikaze: That is evil! I take it the four of you all had to experience that, then?

BZ: Did we?!

BB: It was horrible!

Blue: But no one got it as bad as Bottles.

R: Yeah, he had to watch it on a 78" screen for hours. If I hadn't saved him...

Reapo: Look, let's forget the SPAM Reaper for now, okay? We need to find where our next Neo-Jiggy is coming from.

[RareBK]

"Well this might get interesting, its somewhere south of here, in town, strange, didnt you get the neo jiggy there"

"Wait a second, Ill call my lab."

R " You have a dog?"

"No, my Lab-ratory! "

Suddenly a ship comes out of nowhere.

BZ: Holy crap!

" Lets go in, its got beds and such and if you guys are hurt, ive got a medical bay!"

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Sorry for not being here guys. I have convinced myself to post a segment! Yay! By the way BZ, you're right about me having a neo-jiggy.
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RBK:Somebody sabotged my ship!

E-301 appears out of the ship, raged, with a neo-jiggy.

Bolt:Oh.....no, guys, we need a miracle!

A dark chao-walker appears out of nowhere.

Chao:You rang?

Bolt:Dear god......Miracle! You DID get the walker I sent you!

Miracle:You took care of me.......I'm not gonna let you down!

The mysterious dark chao whistles, and a dark, nights chao appears.

Miracle:Night, let's take 'em down!

Miracle opens the cockpit and Night jumps in, then the cockpit closes, and the weapons are getting prepared.

E-301:DESTROY!!!!!!

Miracle and Night:DARK FINISHER!!!!!!

A big, black beam destroys E-301, and the neo-jiggy is collected!

Bolt:That was close! You guys actually did it!

Night:You think we couldn't?! That guy was too easy!!

Bolt:Wait a minute, I don't remember adding 2 seats......

Miracle:Then I believe you should thank your son!!!!

Everybody else:!!!!!!!!

When Bolt checks on Lightning in his backpack, there were Blue prints there on how to make a Hydra prototype!

Lightning:As you can probably tell, I am a genius!

R:How can he talk?!

Lightning:Here's a translator. I negotiated with Night and Miracle and asked a bit on how they could talk. Use this with Bob so he can speak the human tounge! Tell him to swallow it. It will attach to his voicebox and then he will be able to speak english. Don't worry, it's edible.

BZ:Alright, here goes nothing.....Bob, eat this!

Bob:Chao!

Bob eats the translator, then he clears his throat.

Bob:Finally!! I can talk the human tounge!!

Bolt:Holy sh!t!! Lightning, you didn't hear that.

Lightning:What?
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so that's 8 neo-jiggies, right? Oh, by the way, Night and Miracle are my top chao on SA2B. Just to tell you.

[RareBK]

RBK: Guys Ill be in the back of my lab, making a new body for Gamma!

Bolt: What?

RBK: I got the mainframe from E-302!

Rare walks into a door way.

Many minutes later an explosion happens, and a human flys out.

???: Ow! Well atleast I finished gamma

Bolt: Umm who are you?

???: Its me Rare!

Bolt: But your human!

RBK: Aw crap, I must have mixed with the human dna in my lab,

Suddenly a baby version of Gamma ( looking like Emerl) comes out of his lab.

BG: Daddy?

RBK: I replaced his weapons and his personallity chip, he will literally grow up, body wise and mentally.

RBK: I call him Gammy!

Bolt: Wow, but Rare, how will you become Jinjo again?

RBK: I just need Jinjo DNA!
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Everyone will wonder who I am okay!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I just read the whole thread, and it brought back memories.......and it told me this one message........I CAN'T LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!!!!!! C'mon, I've seen members who are a part of this thread post in another thread, view, etc. and then sign off! I'm sure school is a royal pain in the rear, and I can't post until someone else does: Doesn't anybody know I added my REAL chao from SA2:B into Journey Quest? I come with one more message:



BUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!

Oh, and another........

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope annoying family members don't "gobble" you outta posting in the RWP!!!

[RareBK]

Damn you, Thanksgiving was last month for me. Well any ways, this topic shouldn't die, Im thinking up a part right now

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Damn you, Thanksgiving was last month for me. Well any ways, this topic shouldn't die, Im thinking up a part right now
Well, it's your fault for not saying anything.

[RareBK]

RBK:Well we'd better get going, I'll activate the thrusters and radar, we are goin a Platinum Jiggy Huntin.

Gammy Crawls to Rare

Gammy: Daddy, Gam want to go home!

RBK: Sorry Gammy, we cant just yet,wait, I know, I'll teleport Myst here.

Myst appears in the matter transporter.

Myst: Uhnn, who are you?

RBK: It is me Rare, you hubby.

Myst: WHAT?

RBK: Lab accident, Gammy could probably turn you into one too!

Myst: Gammy?

RBK: Our robotic son.

Myst: EEP!

Gammy comes out and douses Myst with Human DNA, turning her human,

Myst: For the love of god!

Gammy: Mommy!

Myst picks Gammy Up.

Myst: Its okay, mommys not mad.
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[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt: Do you want to be turned into a jinjo again?

Lightning (muttering to self):If he doesn't need my jinjo DNA, than I won't give it to him. He he.

Night:Lightning, are you done with my walker?

Lightning:Huh? Oh yes!

Lightning clicks a button, and a dark chao-walker appears. It looks like a nights chao.

Lightning:It has enhanced flight capabilities, and it's missles are enhanced to seek out the oppenent and not stop seeking the opponent until they explode!

Bolt:I REALLY do wonder how you became a genius...

Miracle:Don't let your guard down for a second. I have the E-300s on radar, and they're coming this way!

Night:Not to mention at least 50 E-3000s that are also with them.

Bolt:Wait a minute, wasn't your wife dead?

RareBK:...

[RareBK]

RBK: I left her barely clining to life at the hospital!
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[Banjzooie]

Kamikaze: What?! The robots are coming now?! But we still have three Jinjos to find! We have blue and orange... That leaves yellow, green and purple! Without the five of them we won't have the next neo-jiggy!

BZ: R Hunter, Bob and I will keep the robots distracted while the rest of you seek out the Jinjos! Go now! After you get them and the ninth neo-jiggy, come back here and help us finish these guys off! Then we can go to Phoenix Cave to face the boss of this world!

At that moment, E-302 and E-303 fly in front of the trio, and E-3000s start appearing on the enter/exit pad.

E-3000s: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!

E-302: You will give us your Neo-Jiggies.

E-303: Comply or you will die.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:I suggest we split up. I'll have Kamikaze, Lightning, and Chuck.

Rare:I'll go with Myst and Gammy.

Night:I'll go with Blue, Banjo's Banjo, and Miracle.

Miracle:C'mon, let's move out!

Everybody splits up to different areas. Bolt goes back to the black knight's castle, eventually eneding up at the armory.

Bolt:Huh?

Bolt suddenly hears a cry for help. It was the jinjo! Bolt checked everywhere, until Lightning sugested something...

Lightning:Dad, check in that armor.

Bolt lifts a nearby helmet's visor, and sees the yellow jinjo and rescues him!

Jinjo:Thanks for saving me! You still have to find two more of my brothers. Weee!!

[R Hunter]

R: Well it's robot season guys.

George: Chao!

*Suddenly George begins glowing in a amethyst light. She floats above R before hitting him and bathing him in the same light. After glowing even brighter for a few minutes the light fade and R is now wearing amethyst armor and is weilding a crystal sword.*

R:...Cool. I think we just discovered Georgina's ability.

BZ: Yep.

Bob: *happliy* Chao! Chao!

R: You take the E-3000's, I'll get these piles of junk...

[Banjzooie]

BZ and Bob face the group of E-3000s.

Bob: Defeating one of these things was hard enough! How can we defeat fifty?

BZ: Easy answer to that. Hey! You! E-3000s! All your mothers are obselete!

Bob: What the heck do you think you're doing?!

This angers the E-3000s (despite the fact that they have no mothers), and they charge down BZ and Bob.

BZ: Eat this!

BZ's fur flashes silver and he releases an EMP, which wipes the programming out of the first twenty-five E-3000s.

Bob: An electro-magnetic pulse. Nice! But I thought all your Astral Knight powers were gone.

BZ: Not quite. My electric powers can only be used if I'm exposed to electricity first. But my magnetic powers work just fine.

Bob: Well then wipe out the rest of these tin cans!

BZ: Can't. After using an EMP, it takes hours to build up enough power for another wave.

Bob: Oh, well that's nice. How are we supposed to face the rest of these things?

BZ: We'll just have to work together.

Bob: Work together... That's it!

Bob transforms into pure, golden-colored energy, and flies into the Master Sword. The triforce symbol glows gold and is replaced by an image of Bob's head. The entire hilt turns to gold, and the blade becomes thinner, but longer, and glows pure white. The Master Sword is now the Sword of Purification. Combining Bob's purification powers with the evil-fighting powers of the Master Sword, even the most evil people can see the light if they wish when confronted with this blade. To those who do not wish to, it is a very powerful weapon, also because of the combination of Bob and the Master Sword's power. While it takes a lot of force for the Master Sword or Bob alone to get through an E-3000's armor, together they can break anything.

BZ: Time to test this baby out!

BZ dashes through a line of five E-3000s, swiftly slicing them in half.

BZ: We'll be done in record time!

The remaining 20 E-3000s surround BZ. Before he can even contemplate how to get rid of all of them at once, the sword flies out of BZ's hand, floating higher and higher above him and the attacking robots.

BZ: Huh?

Bob (from within the Sword of Purification): Ray of Light!

The Sword of Purification releases a ray of blinding light, which encompasses BZ and the robots. The robots' evil programming is wiped from their bodies, but their basic programming remains.

E-3000: May we be of assistance?

BZ: Uhhh... Sure. There's two jinjos still out there. Bring them here.

E-3000: Affirmative. Come, brothers, we must fufill the request.

The purified E-3000s tromp off in search of the last two Jinjos.

BZ: Now, Bob, if you can just direct that beam at E-302 and E-303...

Bob: Ugh... Not right now...

Bob, drained from using the ray of light, seperates from the Master Sword and falls towards the ground.

BZ: Don't worry buddy, I got ya! *catches Bob*

Bob: So very sleepy... Chao... Sssnnooorree...Chaaaoooo...

BZ: *puts Bob back in his backpack* Thanks to Bolt, I can use the Master Sword when Bob's asleep. Time to help out R Hunter.

BZ joins the fray, ready to fight the two super E-300 robots with R Hunter.

[repobanjo]

So, I'm guessing we're thrashing some E-300s, am I right?

Reapo awakens from his.....sleep. He sees that everyone is fighting a robot, and decided to join the action.

Reapo: This will be easy. Poking them can take their souls! *poke* What? It's not working *pokepokepokepoke*.

R: *slaps forehead*. As a grim reaper, I would be certain that you would know that ROBOTS DON'T HAVE SOULS!

Reapo: I wish I remembered that fgrom class. WellI guess we will need to do some conventional fighting, right Steve (Steve is my Felsteed, a kind of horse). Thank goodness I learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb!.....I mean, Atomic Jiggy!

Reapo glides away on Steve and trys out the power of the A-Jiggy. It seems to be working on the weak robots, as some of them are breaking down. The problem is, after a couple of seconds, the N-Jiggys power them back up!

Reapo: What? I thought these were useless!

Bolt: Maybe the ones used to power up some of these robots really do work!

Reapo: Man! Now for startagy 3. Kong Fu!

Reapo turns his tome to a page, and he becomes the shadowy ninja of the dead! He throws some barells at the robots, and little by little,they are dying. He got 2 dea before he got tired.

Reapo: There's like, ten more! I guess I'll just have to use this....

Reapo pulls out his scythe. Although it hasn't been sharpened for ages, it had to do. He jumped, scliced. Jumped, scliced. The scythe works like a charm!

Reapo: This piece of junk really works! I'm cutting through them like scliced butter.

That is, until he tryed sclicing through the super-robots.

Reapo: Are you kidding me? That things, like, bigger then all of those combined. I need a real hero to elp me! Not some quasi-hero like me!

Oh, and are we still on Magic Hills? We didn't even get all of the Jiggys....

[Banjzooie]

Corrections to make:

The robots I was fighting were the E-3000s. There were 50 of them. I beat them all. There were only two E-300s, which R was fighting and which I joined in fighting. E-302 and E-303 no longer have neo-jiggies as their cores; we all ready got those. Their super forms use something else for a core. E-304, E-305 and E-323 (E-323 will not be seen till near the end of the RP, if it gets that far) still have Neo-Jiggies as their cores, however. Yes, we're still in Magic Hills. We have to get two more jinjos and then we will have the ninth Neo-Jiggy. We will then go into Phoenix Cave to face the final boss and get the tenth Neo-Jiggies.

Edit: On another note, E-3000s don't have Neo-Jiggies as cores in the first place.

[R Hunter]

R: Bah, come at me Gamma!

The mkII bot kicks it's boosters on and dashes at R who jumps above the robot and slashes it's back with his sword.

Gamma: Opponent is very fast, compensating....

R: Crud!

Gamma suddenly beams out and beams back, behind R, blasting him with a powerful laser. However George absorbs the blast. before turning back into her normal form.

George: Chaooooo......

R: No worries little one, I will finish this. I hope that the REAL Gamma will be able to rest because of this...

R grabs both of his blades and arranges them in a cross shape.

R: Phoenix Crossbow!

Because Gamma is at such close range, the firey bolt that shoots out blasts right through his center. the robot falls to the ground before exploding.

R:...*sigh* E-302 Gamma, rescue complete. BZ. let's bring down Delta!

[RareBK]

ooc: They made another E-302?

[R Hunter]

OOC: K.Ching made copies of all the E-series bots. but they are all 300 series now. BZ and I need to fight E-303 Delta. Though we beat them both before, they were repaired.

[Banjzooie]

BZ joins R in fighting E-303 S-Delta.

S-Delta: Bow down to the Neo-Jiggies! Submit to them!

BZ: Like you can make us, since you no longer have a Neo-Jiggy as a core!

S-Delta: Then I have no choice but to fight you!

BZ: R, can you do another Phoenix crossbow?

R: Not so quickly. We'll have to work together on this one.

BZ and R rush to either side of S-Delta and take a stab at him. He bashes both of them aside.

S-Delta: Even a double attack is no match for me!

BZ: How about a triple attack then? DNA split!

BZ glows brightly, and then splits into Banjo and Kazooie.

R: I gotcha BZ! Yo Banjo! Let's show this guy what we're made of!

Banjo: Right!

R slashes at S-Delta while Banjo pack whacks him. S. Delta catches both attacks in his metal arms.

S-Delta: Attack intercepted.

Kazooie: Not quite! Look below you, rust brain!

S-Delta looks, and, just below him is a Clockwork Kazooie time bomb.

Clockwork: 3... 2... 1... *jumps onto S-Delta* 0!

Banjo and R back off just in time as the metallic bird explodes, blowing S-Delta's head to pieces. His hard drive goes flying, and Banjo catches it in his pack.

Banjo: E-303 S-Delta. Rescue mission... Complete!

E-303's body falls to the ground and explodes, revealing an ordinary golden jiggy to be the power core.

BZ (after Banjo and Kazooie remerged): A normal jiggy? Omnicorp thinks their inferior! Why'd E-323 use one as E-303's power core rather than a Neo-Jiggy?

R: Probably didn't want to waste any. We've still got two remaining E-300 robots, E-304 S-Epsilon and E-305 S-Zeta, but we won't meet them until later. Their "big brother" of sorts, E-323 S-Omega, most likely will not face us until we're near K. Ching. Now... Let's wait a little while and give the other groups time to find the remaining jinjos. They should meet us here when we're done, and then we can face the boss in Phoenix cave.

Meanwhile... In the most important room at the top of Omnicorp's tower...

K. Ching: *watching the progress of the heroes on a monitor* Mwahahahaha... Yes, yes, just try and beat the boss... You will find that it's not that easy.

???: *Knocks on the door* Master K. Ching! Sir! This is urgent!

K. Ching: Enter.

The door opens, and the spy from Hotel Fiveright comes in, looking rather badly injured.

K. Ching: What happened to you?

Spy: Your new security happened, that's what! What's the deal having live tigers, lions and pumas patroling this floor?!

K. Ching: All for my--I mean Omnicorp's protection. So what was the matter so urgent that you had to drag yourself up here?

Spy: I was in Hotel Fiveright, and discovered that the one called Banjzooie has a chao that can break Neo-Jiggy hypnosis!

K. Ching: So... He found it, did he...

Spy: Huh?

K. Ching: Tell me. Is this a golden chao?

Spy: Yes, sir.

K. Ching: Just as I thought. I thought I had Klungo dispose of that egg in Station Square... Banjzooie must have found it. E-323! Come forth!

E-323: Yes, my master?

K. Ching: Send a robot to capture this golden, purifying chao! I want him taken care of!

E-323: Affirmative.

K. Ching: Incidentally, where has Klungo been all this time? He has not reported back to me!

Back in the Breegull kingdom...

Klungo: ...Oooorrrrghhh... What happened?

All of Klungo's memories about the Neo-Jiggies and K. Ching were taken away by Gale, but his memories about becoming good and making friends with BZ and the gang have returned.

Breegull nurse: Klungo! You're all right! You attacked BZ and R Hunter-

Klungo: I did WHAT?!

Breegull nurse: You were hypnotized. You weren't responsible for your actions.

Klungo: BZ and R Hunter, where did they go?

Breegull nurse: To Omnicorp in Vista...

Klungo: Well that ssssettles it, I'm going to Omnicorp!

Breegull nurse: Klungo, you need rest!

Klungo: Don't try and ssstop me! I'm going and that'sss that!

Klungo jumps out of the hospital bed and heads for the dimensional gateway. He walks through and appears in Vista. He walks inside the Omnicorp building...

Klungo: BZ, R Hunter, Kamikaze, I'm coming!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Teh bump!

I CAN'T LET THIS DIE!!!!!!!!! WE'RE STILL ON THE FIRST LEVEL!!!!!!

[R Hunter]

R:....BZ. We need to strengthen our Chao. Powerful as they are...

R looks down on the sleeping George. He smiles and gently pats her on the head. She gives a light Chaooo... before turning over in his hands.

R: They are still just children. And I know just how to do it.

BZ: How? We'd need to send them to the Chao....

R takes out a small crystal and tosses it into the air. A portal opends and he steps inside, followed by BZ. Both appear in the SA2 Chao Portal.

R: We can raise them here. I've made sure all three gardens are open and thirty Chao fruit are inside each.

BZ: How....

R: Soon as I saw Bob I figured i'd help you both out.

Bob: Chao!

BZ: Yeah, thanks R.

R: No worries. Time is different here, we can be here for hours and only minutes will pass back home. Now let's get these two some food.

The two enter the neutral garden and while BZ gets Bob some Chao fruit, R sets George gently on the ground. She smiles and turns over again.

R:...*grin* Rest easy for now little one.

BZ: Are you going to leave her here?

R: Yeah. *writing a note* She'll know that io'll be back though.

Bob crawls over to George and bends down. He looks at his sister sleeping for a bit before his orb turns into an exclemation point. He crawls back over to the fruit, and tries to move one over to George, but sadly the little guy lacks the strength to even lift it. BZ helps him and brings it over.

BZ: There you go Bob.

Bob: *happily* Chao Chaoooooooooo!

R: Well we've found two. They'll prove to be VERY important, and not just in this quest
either.

BZ: An opinion or a prediction, SnS Guardian?

R: *feigning senility* Eh? Wuzzat youngster?

BZ: *grinning* Compared to you i'm young but not all that much.

R: *also grinning* For now i'm keeping quiet. Fate needs to play out it's course.

So the two remain in the garden a bit longer, as only 1 minute has passed in Magic Hills...
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Can't have Chao without the garden. Last bit of Sonic that enters this RPG. Chao, the gardens and E-series aside this is a Banjo RPG and will stay as close to that as possible. Now seeing as most of this RPG's members are still here would it be possible to get a role call to see who's staying and who wants to leave? I know Blue's busy but the rest of us can post semi-regularly.

[Banjzooie]

I'm staying.

[repobanjo]

Once I find out where I am (I'll finad it out myself), I'll come back.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Heck yeah! I would never quit an RP!

[Banjzooie]

Hmm... How many neo-jiggies do we have? I think we're about to face the boss (a dragon) for the final one in Magic Hills.

[Banjzooie]

Okay, sorry for the double post, but this RP is going to die if we don't get going soon. I think we have eight jiggies.
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All of the heroes go to the entrance to Phoenix cave. Some of the E-3000s purified by BZ and Bob come to them with the last remaining jinjos in hand. All five of the jinjos from Magic Hills gather and give the group a Neo-Jiggy, and then disappear.

BZ: All right guys, now time to take on the boss!

???: Wait!

Kazooie: Eh? Who's holding us up?

Klungo runs toward the group.

Blue: Klungo? You all right?

Klungo: Yesss! Wish to help group ssstop K. Ching!

BB: Follow us then.

The group steps into Phoenix cave.

R Hunter: Can't see a thing. Bob, give us some light, will ya?

Bob: Sure.

Bob glows and illuminates the cave. They see a pink dragon in front of them. It opens its eyes.

Dragon: Ahh... You must be the pizza delivery boys. Where's my extra-extra-large veggie-lover's pizza?

Conker: We're not pizza delivery boys you moronic dragon!

Kamikaze: Conker, please, don't offend the dragon... *whispering* ...Or we might get eaten!

Dragon: You're liers! You've probably got my pizza in that backpack, freaky boy!

BZ: Sorry, I don't.

Dragon: If you won't give me my pizza, I'll eat you instead!

A door slams shut behind the heroes, blocking their way out.

Reapo Banjo: Are you by any chance related to Chili Billi and Chili Willy?

Dragon: Related? I'm their mother, Chilly Lilly! You know my darling sons?!

Kazooie: Know them? Me and Banjo defeated those two idiots! They were also under the assumption that we had their pizza!

Chilly Lilly: Anyone who keeps pizza from my sons dies!

The boss music starts and the group braces for battle.

[repobanjo]

Wait! This place can't have two bosses! It's just that some of us killed Lord-Woo-Fak-Fak! I'll post a segment in a second, just let me check if that was a boss. (I don't think it counts as a boss. So, let's fight this one!)
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Bolt: We gotta kill her! Let's think, if Chilly Willy hated fire, and Chilli Billi hated ice, this person must hate the opposite of she is? Now, what is she?

R: Hurry up with the thinking! While you were talking, she ate Reapo, BZ, and Banjo!

Bolt: Whoops.....maybe they can do something inside there. Just, run!

Inside the belly.

BZ: Ugh! This is just disturbing. How are you faring out, Banjo?

Banjo: Meh, I've been in stomachs before. You, Reapo?

Reapo: We're in a stomach?

BZ: :no: We need to kill her from the inside? What can we do? What don't have any egg....

Outside the stomach, just a few seconds before

Kazooie: You want pizza? Too bad, you get eggs! *throws five of every egg*.

CL: Yum! Can I have more?

Kazooie: Uh-oh.....

In the stomach, current time

BZ: s! We are in a bad situation.

Just when he said that, a bunch of eggs come down.

BZ: Sweet! Now, what can we do with these?

Reapo: Well, this button on the wall looks rather suspicous. *points to a giant button*.

Banjo: I wonder.....

What will ahppen next? Find out!
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Come one! I wan tthis to continue! This just might be the best RP I joined, it can't go away yet!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Don't worry repo, I won't let it die. ;)
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Banjo: Don't touch that! It might--

BZ: It will make her digest us.

Repo: How do you know?

BZ: Can't you read?

BZ points to the button, where it says 'Warning! This button activates Chilly Lilly's digestive system'

Repo: Oh. I was too busy staring at that...uhh...weather machine right there.

BZ: That's it! We can use that weather machine to make her like Willy or Billi!

Repo: That just might work! But how will we activate it?

BZ: We'll use the fire and ice eggs they shot into her. As for the grenade eggs, we'll use them on the inside.

Banjo: Right! I'll grab Kazooie's eggs and insert them into the machine.

Banjo grabbed 5 fire eggs, inserted the eggs int the machine, and activated it.

Machine: Whirrr......

BZ: It's working! It feels like an inferno in here! Guys! Use ice eggs!!!

Kazooie: Gotcha!
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A good, strtegic way to defeat the boss, don't you think?

[repobanjo]

Smart idea!

Banjo: Now, how are we going to warn the others about the weather change.

BZ: Now, that's hard.....

Reapo: I know how. Are you prepard for yhe most wild ride of your life?

Banjo: I don't know. What do you mean, my doppleganger?

Reapo: THIS! *throws grenade at the switch on the wall*. RUN!

They run out of the stomach before the stomach acid burns them. The slide down the intestine, and they get shot out of her body.

All that weren't in the stoamch: :eek: :eek:

People who were in the stomcach: We found her weakness! We activated a weather machine in her stomcah, and that made her somcah an inferno! Throw Ice Eggs!

Kazzoie: Ice Eggs, ready!

Bolt: So, when we need to change her into Ice, how are we going to get acess to the machine?

BZ: Well, we were in there first. It will be your turn next. To get out, Grenade Egg the switch on the wll, and run like hell.

Bolt: Fine for me....

What will happen on the next segment? Find out soon!

[holyice7]

((OOifIhadaC: I would absolutely LOVE to join this, but I have a massive migraine right now, and I don't know if it would be better to post a character without reading everything up to this point or not...Anyone mind? He certainly would be asking quite a few questions...)))

[repobanjo]

Here is a summry.

K. Ching is making the Neo Jiggies, a fake Jiggy that has hypnotising powers. These will cause all of the world to but them for absolutley no reson. The heroes (human people are: R Hunter, BZ, Banjo's Banjo, Blue Breegull, Kamikazee, Bolt (Dragon_Kazooie), and myself) are stopping this, but to get to K. Ching, they need to go through all of the levels and get the 10 Neo Jiggies in each level. Oh, and there are assorted robot in the corridor, so you best watch out. We are on the first level, collecting the last Neo Jiggy from the boss. We have just found her weakness (a weather machine in her stomcah), and we are currently attacking her. We still need 25 notes, though.

[RareBK]

OOC: To the above, Im temporarily Human.

[repobanjo]

Yeah, and that too.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

They're Neo-jiggys, not crystal jiggies...

[repobanjo]

Ummmm....uhhhh....HE ON TO US! RUN!

[R Hunter]

Now hear this, now hear this. Seeing as most of the major players here are busy I propose we postpone this RP till the summer as most of us will be free to work on it again. Let's face it, school and work take up a lot of time. Post your opinions on this idea and if it's agreed i'll ask a mod to lock this to prevent spam.

[Banjzooie]

I agree that we should postpone this till summer, but if a mod locks it, that means we'll have to start a new topic when we revive the RP in the summer, doesn't it?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I agree that we should postpone this till summer, but if a mod locks it, that means we'll have to start a new topic when we revive the RP in the summer, doesn't it?
......or we'll have to ask a mod to unlock it again, which would be a major pain...or maybe not....we'll just have to find out! Or maybe they could lock AND sticky it for us, so that when summer comes, it won't go to a distant page in the Creative Cavern. If you don't already know, I do like this idea, because we aren't really active now, whereas last summer....there was more than just 1 or 2 posts here in a day!

[repobanjo]

How about we have a mod temporarily sticky this till summer (or spring break).

[R Hunter]

Ok I'll ask. See you guys later in the summer. Or you could post in the others. *coughcoughrepo post in TQcoughcough*

[Gold Jinjo]

Just postin', sayin' that I'm (temporarily) lockin' and stickin' o-O

[P.o.t.O]

Just postin', sayin' that I'm unlockin' for y'all to go wild!

[Banjo's Banjo]

Does this mean that BB is going to carry on with the story? I know he's been posting a lot more and he was definitely the driving force behind this plot. (I wouldn't mind if this one continued on a bit, although I'd have to re-read the entire story to see what point we reached...I mean we were barely through Lvl 1 and all.)

Maybe interest in this will help spur more activity here in the CC...

[BlueBreegull]

In the least, I'll prod you guys along. I may play a lot, or just lead you in the right direction.

For the meantime, I suggest we all re-read this. There is a lot of plot here.

[repobanjo]

I just read the story, and I'm still confused. What robots did we already kill?

[Sephirong]

((You sent E-301 and E-302 to the scrap heap, did you not? And I believe those are the only ones worth mentioning.

And, I'll most likely join after thinkin' up a decent character. If that's okay with you all. *shuffles feet and twiddles thumbs*))

[BlueBreegull]

That's fine. Hell, anyone who can manage to bring this back from the grave is welcome hyah.

Speaking of which. I'll contribute a post soon. I'm rather worried about R, though, being gone from the face of the Earth and all.

[Sephirong]

((Alright. I'll start now. My character will be the fifth jinjo you find in Magic Hills, and he's going to tag along with you all once the E-300's find him.))

Jayblade looked about, seeing a large number of robots searching about. He shuddered. Robots didn't slide with him. He thought they were all abominations. He kept this fact hidden, however. He cuddled up deeper into his alcove on the side of Pheonix mountain. He wanted the heroes of this expidenture to find him, not some walking tin cans. but there were a very large number of robots, and it seemed they could fly. He grasped the hilt of his weapon and held it in a ready stance in case one of those lumps of metal decided to poke his head into Jayblade's alcove.

Jayblade wields a partner blade that is 5 feet long. Considering the size of a jinjo, that's pretty big. A partner blade is a weapon similar to Darth Maul's lightsaber. A blade on both sides of the hilt, in other words. He always wears black knee-length shorts.

Jayblade heard some whirring and a whoosh sound, and stood at the ready. The robot, using boosters, flew up to the alcove and Jayblade sliced both arms and the head off before the machine realized he was there.

[dmoss]

So, I just thought I'd check-in...is this RPG ever going to continue? I mean, I've been staring at this STICKY for weeks, waiting for something to happen to it...

[Banjo's Banjo]

So, I just thought I'd check-in...is this RPG ever going to continue? I mean, I've been staring at this STICKY for weeks, waiting for something to happen to it...

Was I part of this one? *Looks back* Yes, yes I was. As such, that probably means that there is little to no chance that it's going to start up again, as any and all RPGs I'm involved with die out midway through. It's apparently a rule. (There was only one that was ever completed that I participated in, though even there it required several hundred jumpstarts and a rush ending.)

[Sephirong]

Are you talking about the Banjo RPG? That one a long time ago...?

[BlueBreegull]

Heh, it's as much a rule for Banjo's Banjo as it is for me, that RPs I enter tend to die before the conclusion. I'm not thinking there's much life in it left, unless we can have all of the people back in it again... and R seems the trickiest, with his computer problems.

Oh, BTW, I believe this RP will be celebrating its birthday today. Or tomorrow.

[Banjzooie]

Whoo! I forgot all about this RP! And there's actually the possibility of reviving it? That'd be cool, but it'd be hard without R.

As to the question as to which robots were killed, E-301, E-302 and E-303 were all killed, revealing the Neo-Jiggies they held. E-304, E-305 and their boss E-323 are all still alive and hold Neo-Jiggies. E-301 through 303 were repaired and upgraded to be more like E-101 Beta Mk II, that is, with the ability to fly and such. They don't have Neo-Jiggies anymore.

I'm beginning to think bringing those robots into the RPG was quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever done in an RPG.

[BlueBreegull]

They have confusing names, but they put a lot of life into the thread =p T'sall good.

But yes, I wouldn't want to continue this without R... or maybe at all. I dunno >< (Note to self: Returning to year-old RP threads is NOT easy)

[repobanjo]

I was going to start this topic. but then read the above post. This isn't the same without R, then again, BB, you were absent for several pages.

If BB wants to wait for R, I will, too. Unless someone starts it. Then I'll join.

Perhaps instead of waiting for R, we make a new RP veeeeeery similar to this so all of the R parts aren't there? I dunno....

[Banjzooie]

No way Repo. It wouldn't be the same without R.

[repobanjo]

Okay, okay, sorry. Can we at least make a totally different RP to tide our appetites until R comes back?

[Banjzooie]

I wouldn't mind that (seeing as how all the other RPs we had going besides this one died). I'm hungry for a new RP myself. However, it should take place at least a year after this RP.

[pinkbull]

Or mabe not to spoil the plot. A completly different story line...

[repobanjo]

OK. Will somone else start it, though? I never was good at starting Rps.....

[Banjzooie]

Or mabe not to spoil the plot. A completly different story line...

We've already made RPs taking place after this one, without spoiling any of the plot (besides saying that everything worked out). Granted, those RPs flopped but I don't see any reason to start a brand new storyline when we already have established characters in the current one, characters established two or more RPs back.