The Super Awsome RP of Doom!

[MewChan]

And that shall be the name of this RP. Okies we need 3/4 people, write your caricter profiles and after the 3/4 people we get post, others can join!

Name. Umarto
Age. 3 (14 in Panther)
[A snow panther with ice powers.]
Family. A brother named Namu.
Location. Click Clock Wood's winter sesaon.
Likes.Snow, music, sleeping, helping people.
Dislikes. Whasps, rudeness, being called kitty.
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Now 3 people fill out their profile and we can start the show!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

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Name:Bolt
Description:Kazooie's lightning fast brother
Age:4 years older than Kazooie
Location:unexplored side of Isle o' Hags......
likes:to play around, help people, (unlike Kazooie) and run (by far)
Dislikes:Wormholes, killing innocent people, and people picking on him
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[buzzbomb]

name:twilight
gender:male
age:2 years [thats about how old a teenage owl is]
description:a large great grey owl
likes:to fight,taunt people, showoff
dislikes:studying history
fears:none
weapons:anything but mainly ice daggers and fire claws
location:the great ga'hoole tree
family:abandoned at birth and raised by foxes
[if u hav read guardians of gahoole u know who im talkin about]

[Scott Taylor]

name: Bill
age: 55
description: ol' happy farmer
likes:relaxing, planting, death metal
dislikes:hard work, big cities
fears:dark
family:wife (mary) and 5 kids (Jack, Joel, Joana, Janis and John)
weapons: pitchfork, bad breath
location: Twin Pines farm

[MewChan]

Okay I think we have enough people! Now after Dragon, ST, buzzbomb, and I post, others can join!

Umarto looked up into the snowy sky, sighing peacefully.
Umarto.Ah, the Winter reigon's so wonderfull. Cool wether, whasp free, everythings quiet.
Nabnut.Umarto!!!!
Nabnut, running as fast as he can stops to catch his breath, then runs up to Umarto.
Umarto.What the? Whats wrong?
Nabnut.Someone stole my egg!
Umarto.Okay.....? Do squirrels lay eggs?
Nabnut.No the yellow egg! The one that keeps baddies away from Click Clock Wood! It's gone!
Umarto.Should I go look for it then?
Nabnut.Yes! But who will gaurd my house?
Umarto.*Thinks for a second* I know! Hey Fargo!
Sudenly, a large Eygle flies out of the sky and into Click Clock Wood.
Fargo.You need help?
Umarto.Yes please. *Points to Nabnut* My friend needs someone to gaurd his house while he's hybernating.
Fargo.Sure! *Stands in front of Nabnut's house* I will serve you well.
Nabnut.Thanks Umarto!
Umarto.See you later!
And with that, Umarto runs out of the Winter seson of Click Clock Wood.

[Scott Taylor]

*Bill is watching Signs with his family at home, its really hot*

Joel- Dad, won't the ET's come here as well?

Bill- Don't worry, its just a fiction movie...

Jack- But it shows Brasil as a ultra poor place with old cars!

Bill- omg we better get some aluminim hats quick...

*suddenly a SPLAT sound is heard at the ceiling*

Janis- What was that?

*Bill goes and veryfies an egg frying on his ceiling and pink egg shards all over. Looks up and sees a huge flying dinossaur*

Bill- Hey, I didn't drink THAT much whiskey today, its MONDAY!

*goes to the TV room*

Bill- John and Jack, we've gotta see what is this thing up to, throwing weird eggs at houses and stuff

Both sons- Lets go!

*the 3 get in the family truck, not without eating ommelet for dinner first*

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Kazooie:You got my super turbo trainers, right?

Banjo:Kazooie!

Bolt:I understand, Banjo. Yes, I do have them.*Bolt hands Kazooie the turbo turbo trainers*

Kazooie:Yeah, You did them the way I like it!*sees the 2 kazooie heads on each side on each pair*

Bolt:Yeah, I did. I can never resist a request!*notices a hole in Grunty's Lair*Hey, look at that!*points to hole*

Banjo:Looks like me and Kazooie are gonna.......*Bolt interrupts*

Bolt:Let me go this time. I want to explore the Lair.

Banjo:Okay, then. Good-bye!

Kazooie:Yeah, goodbye Turb-Turok!

Banjo and Bolt:KAZOOIE!!!!!!

Bolt:*flies to hole, and goes inside the Lair*Whoa,this place is huge!*looks at everything, but then goes to tick tock wood, the outside entrance to it*Hmmmmmmmm.......This place looks good! I'll go inside now!*notices 4 doors*Hmmmmmmmm........I'll go into the one with the snowflake on top!*enters winter season of tick tock wood*
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[MewChan]

Not yet. buzzbomb still needs to post.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

oh yeah......crap!

He's not online, either.............:(

[MewChan]

*Sits around till buzzbomb comes back online*

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I am gonna frickin' die............can we get another guy to replace Buzzbomb?

[MewChan]

Okay, I don't care anymore. buzzbomb, sorry pal, we had to skip ya. You can join later. Sorry but I gotta pee and the bathroom's unsanitary.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Whoa, this is great! It looks like everybody is hybernating, though.*wlks forward, but trips*That felt like a cat.........

Umarto:*gets up*What the...

Bolt:Umarto! Wassup?!
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Mew, continue the story!

[MewChan]

Umarto.Wah? How do you know my name? Oh wait... The whole Great Idea thing.
Bolt.Oh yeah. Now whats up NOW?
Umarto.Were back where we started before you ripped that hole in the space time contimuem.
Bolt.Oh yeah. Well heres the egg. Lets go to Nabnut...Again.
Umarto.Yeah!
Umarto and Bolt head to nabnuts house....
Take it away Bolt

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:*goes into Nabnut's house and see baddies*Take this!*shoots grenade eggs at baddies and all the baddies were killed*

Nabnut:thank god you two came along! I almost died back there! thanks for saving me......I am sorry, I don't know your name. who are you?

Bolt:I am Bolt. Umarto lead me here and thought this was yours.*hands Nabnut the Yellow egg*

Nabnut:Well, what's this?*Nabnut examines the egg and washes it under hot water, yellow paint falls off, and question maks appear*It is! It the one and only yellow ? egg! with this, I have lightning powers, so I should be safe without you guys.

Umarto:THATS why you have that on your table in the winter....

Nabnut:Yes, so now I can protect myself, so it doesn't look like I need your help any more! Here, take these!*Nabnut gives Bolt and Umarto turbo trainers*

Umarto:Thanks Nabnut! I'll see you in spring!

Nabnut:see ya!

Bolt:*as they're walking out*I don't need these, so take 'em! now you can catch to me when I run, which means...........

Umarto:Now you can run with out me having to slow down!

Bolt:YES!!!

[Scott Taylor]

Bill, Jack and John stop by at nabnut's, the closest place they found to eat.

Bill- Nice to see some cold place again... back at the farm I was getting toasted!

John- Well, lets get in and go for some... food, shall we?

*the three enter*

humans- ANIMALS?

animals- HUMANS?

Jack- ok, lets skip the whole race conflict issue, we need some food. Watchoo got?

Nabnuts- Well, just acorns, I'm afraid...

John- But what's that EGG over there?? I want some ommelet, or scrambled egg!

Umarto- Nooooo, don't you see its-

Bolt- TOO LATE!

John- Yummy... tasted misterious...

Nabnuts- Now we are lost! All the baddies will head to the premises and make our lives a living hell!

Bill- Come to think of it, a Dinosaur dropped a similar egg at my house, but it was pink...

Jack- Why are all these eggs involutarily being destroyed?

we'll find out when the next user posts! (hope I didn't screw up the whole gig guys, just tried to continue the story)

[MewChan]

Oh it's allright!

Umarto.A pink egg? Nabnut, did you ever hear of any other eggs?
Nabnut.If I say no, will you all go away?
John.Sure!
Bill.*Cough No We Wont cough*
Bolt.I heard that...
Nabnut.Yes, there are others, ironcly there being destroyed one by one. bEach protect a certain place from being destroied.
Umarto.Oh god...It's a pandora's box.
Bill and John. A WHAT?!?
Nabnut.Hillbilies.
Bill.*Pulls out shot gun* Wah'd you say?
John.Get him!
Bolt.Cant we all just get along?
Umarto.Hell no! *Randomly throws rocks at people*
Bolt.Ouch!'
Someone take it away.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Nabnut:WILL EVERYONE GO AWAY SO I CAN HYBERNATE?!!
Bill:Holy crap on a map!
Bolt:I think we should leave.........
Umarto:HOLY.........*Bolt and Umarto run and leave*
John:Why?
Nabnut:THIS IS WHY!
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Sombody take it from here!

[Scott Taylor]

Bill- Right as rain! Come on boys, let the squirrel sleep...

*they leave, and call bolt and umarto*

Jack- Want a lift? Its the least we could do after this STUPID *pulls John's ears* Hogwallop ate that egg... Sorry about dad's gun, he is nervous after all...

Umarto- no problem... Ok then, I think we could go to, lets say, that weird mansion a few miles away, maybe there is something going on over there...

Bolt- Yeah, and I'll see another part of the lair as well!

Bill- Fine then, maybe it has some clue to all this egg stuff...

*all go on Bill's van, singing "Heedally Hidally Ho!". They arrive at the mansion*

Umarto- Sure is a big place! Hope it was no wasps...

John- Anyone thirsty? I sure am!

Bill- Lets find some beverage at this facility...

*they wander around and enter the basement*

Jack- Look at all the Wine! Wait... why does that barrel have an X over it?

Bolt- I can open it! *pecks a hole on it* hey, there ain't no wine in there!

Bill- Open it in its entirety, and lets check anything irregular inside it

Umarto- Chill dude, I'll do it *punches the barrel open*

all- OMG ITS-

now someone takes it away!

[MewChan]

Bolt.A pie! Oh and THE ALLMIGHY SECRET CRAYN EGG!
Umarto.Holly crap! *Vomits*
Jack.What the hell?
Umarto.Sorry, my brother's cooking makes me sick.
Everyone.But we ate some too. Oh god-
Everyone throws up.
Bolt.Hey! Who puked a spleen?
John.Oh thats mine. My bad.
Umarto.Hey where'd the-*Blarf* egg go?
Oh no! A ghost has stolen the egg! Someone get it!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:I should be able to get it back, by-
John:Don't even think about it. you'll throw up more.
Bolt:Oh ye*blarf*
Everyone:*BLARRRRRRF!!!!!!!!!*
Bill:WTF is wrong with your brothers food?
Umarto:He adds way too many "ingredients" to it.
Everyone else:*throws up uncontrollably*
Everyone:Let's go into the kitchen and find some meds!
Bolt:*runs to the bathroom and throws up in the toilet*
Loggo:Hello sick one!
Bolt:WTF?????????? It talked to me!!!
Bill:What have you been smokin'...................HEY ANOTHER EGG!!!
Jack:It's green like-
*everyone throws up*
Will anyone get better? will they obtain and keep the Green SnS egg in time? Does Loggo like vomit? Tune in next time to see!

[Banjzooie]

I might join this RPG... But only if it isn't SNS-based. SNS RPGs are totally cliched, and I've only seen one that managed to do it really well, the "Banjo RPG" that just ended. So what's the main story behind this RPG?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

read the previous posts and you'll find out. ;)

[MewChan]

Were bacily gathering the SNS items. Just because the items are in it dosnt mean it will be Stop N Swoping.

Umarto.Anyone need Peptol Bismol?
Everyone.YES!
Everyone guzzles down the Peptol Bismol... Now there all better!
Bill.Thank god! I vomited halve my organs!
Logo.Damnit! Give me more body waste! *Goes mad with power*
Everyone.What the...? OMG what do we do?
???.I know! *Takes a leek*
Logo.Ahhh....
Everyone.Were saved!
???.No, I just needed to pee.
Umarto.Namu, you retard. This wouldnt have happened if you didnt crap in the food!
Everyone exept Umarto and Namu.*BLARFFFF!!!*

[Dragon_Kazooie]

John:You gave us drugs! you son of a b****!!!!
Loggo:It's true! I must protect those eggs!
John:You can't walk! So :p
???:Yes he will, and to stop you I have to use my bill!
John:Who are you?
???:Just call me Kazooie..........*flies down and reveals a robotic breegull*
John:You're not, because Kazooie doesn't rhyme!
Mecha-Kazooie:Oh dammit!

[Ludvig]

A post from scott Taylor have dissapeard.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

He deleted it! Duh!

[Scott Taylor]

yeah, everyone posted before me! I had to do it 2 times, hahahaha... now let me continue
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Bill- Come on, punk, make my day *shoots mecha kazooie. its says GLITCH and shuts down*

Bolt- Well, now we've got this weird egg... What will we do?

Bill- Let me hide it in my coat. At least my bastard and retarded son won't eat it...

Umarto- OK... Now what?

Jack- Hey, tha egg's shining yo!

*the egg explodes, revealing a baby jinjo*

all- BUT WHAT THE HECK?

???- Hello earthlings... I am Ghounk Slip Sreg, and I don't belong in this planet... However, me and my brothers must reunite in order to accomplish the big plan

Bill- h... h... hi mister, uh, ghounk. unfortunately some of your brothers have already deceased, and we are not sure about if any of the is still alive

Ghounk- TASPLINAGE!

Bolt- But what the hell does that mean?

may the next decide

[MewChan]

GSS.You killed them you [Insert horid swears here]!!!!1
Bill.What language! *Shoots GSS, revaling it's a real alein*
John.OMG! It's Signs all over again!
Jack.I'm hungry...
Namu.Here. *Gives Jack some homeade "soup"*
Jack.Gee thanks!
Bolt.Dear lord!
Umarto.*Kills alein* I'm bored.
Jack.*BLARF!*

[buzzbomb]

srry yall my dad was on all weekend while he was off work



ok twilight is currently flying over the mansion and hears all the commotion and flies in an open window

twilight:hey kazooie whats going on?
kazooie:we just found an alien egg that hatched into a jinjo and we shot him and now he's a real alien and Umantro killed it
and now we are eating soup and the aliens on the spit [the cooking thing] and hes being roasted
twilight:can i have some soup?
Namu:sure
banjo:nooooooooooo!
twilight:*BLARF*

twilight runs to the bathroom and pukes in the toilet
logo:why thank you
twilight: oh no you just had to be in here didnt you why cant we ever have normal toilets anymore
??? and???:because of us!
turns around to see mario and luigi in bathrobes!
all:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I am Bolt, not Kazooie. Kazooie is at spiral mountain.

[buzzbomb]

sorry

[MewChan]

Sallright.

Umarto.Namu, if you don't stop poisioning everyones food, i'll have to tell the play kitties you wont be comming to the mantion anymore.
Namu.NO! Okay i'll stop! Just don't make me leave!
Bolt.Okay.....?
Twilight.*Eats some better cooked alein* Ah much better.
Bill.Oh my..... EVERYONE RUN!
Jack.What is that?
John.It's it's a......

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bump!

[Scott Taylor]

Bill- Platypus!

Bolt- But what the-?

???- I am ploppy the slopper, new mascot of mario and luigi, and I've come to kick, err, rears

Umarto- Gaaah noooo, now we are all in an acid trip because of the food, Pracid Propadellic, oh manugligio!

Bill- Lets eat the flesh of my children, maybe the effect goes away, my anemic blood bank

*and so they all feasted on Jack and John, and there was much rejoicing*

Bolt- Better

Bill- Better?

Bolt- Better give me a bucket, I think i'll throw up...

Bill- Well, the alien is eaten, all the illusions have become smithers, now lets go to the docks, I've bought a ship on E-Bay, lets see it

well, I did'nt post for 2 days, sorry, lets see what happens next

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Scrapped! Dead! ****!

[MewChan]

Umarto.Wait wait WAIT! This RP is all wrong! I'm rewinding it back to the begining!
Namu.No! I just found the Play Kitties!
PK.Meow.
Namu.Hey there!
Umarto.REWIND!
Umarto then rewinds time, space, everything. All back to the begining!
Bolt.Hi! I'm Bolt!
Bill.Names Bill, theese are my two stupid sons John and Jack.
John.Hi!
Jack.I'm hungry.
Umarto.Hi.
Namu.PLAY KITTIES!
Twilight.*Shoots Namu with a tranqulizer dart* Okay thats better. I'm Twilight.
Umarto.Why are we here?
Bolt.Dunno. Hey look! It's Banjo!
Banjo.Guh Huh! Thats me!
Umarto.What the hell?
Harvest Sprite.Lookit me! I'm flying!
Umarto.REWIND!
Everyone.NOO!
Umarto.Oh hell, whatever.

[To be continued.]

[Scott Taylor]

Bill- We have to hang umarto

Bolt- Why?

Bill- because my brain is hanging upside down

twilight- what the?

dr. mc fly- oh no, the space time continuum was altered! now my brothers will die!

umarto- REWIND!!!

Banjo- Guh huh, bloody 'ell *rewinds time to the big bang*

BOOM

all characters become a symbiosis named... bob

???- hi, I am the primordial sludge, who the hell are you?

bob- I am bob... but I haven't been bob since always... oops, I mean, I won't be bob in... but, OH HECK, gimme some soup

primordial sludge- sorry, I haven't got no soup. see, the store has just opened, all I've got is... insane

bob- this will be something in the future... hey, whats that bird flying over there?

primordial sludge- its a pterodactyllus anoimphimus... hey, why are you drinking me?

slurp slurp, yum yum, whats next?