fake rumours (official)

[platinum jiggy]

this is the official thread where you can post fake rumours you've heard about any of the Banjo games. or just make some up!!

Then you all can watch me test them out to see if there real or not . GURHA!!!

alright I'll tell one: In BT after you beat the game with all the jiggys and all the other items then you go to Jolly and buy a glass of water that you give to black eye. then black eye upgrades your beak buster (I forget the name but I think thats the one were you hold z and press b.) You go into banjo's destroyed house and use the powered up move to break through the fireplace to open up a secret storage room where you can break boxes. under one of the boxes is a transfer switch which opens up a way to use SNS in both games. you transfer all the secret items from bk to bt and let heggy hatch all the eggs. the blue, yellow, and pink eggs have the same effect. but the red egg hatches devil bottles 2player, the yellow egg gives you twice as much heath, and the green egg unlocks mini games to bk:GR. also from transfering info from bk to bt, automatically unlocks the fire key which is used in hailfire peaks to unlock another transfer device which lets you jump through the picture in gruntys lair lobby in bk to go to a secret level.

[Mystery Man]

well, i heard on the gamefaqs board way before banjo tooie was really completed by almost everybody, that the connection was still there and you somehow transfered over the ice key to open up a new world, the eggs you took to heggy to get the special eggs used in bt and you could transfer those moves back to bk. one of the eggs was supposed to be for the bill drill move which you'd use to free gruntilda and the rest was a series of events in order to get the rest of the eggs taught to you in BT back to BK. the world opened by the ice key was to get the last 10 jiggy's in BT, and after that happened banjo and kazooie used grunty's life sucking machine in reverse to restore the grey jinjos.

[R Hunter]

Here's a good one off the top of my head: When you beat Bk:Gr you'll recevive a code enter the code into BK and some new things will happen. First banjo will get an upgraded jump and will also be able to summon mumbo's transformations anywhere. Second some new movies will show areas opening in some of the old worlds for example that bricked up fireplace in MMM will now be open and glowing red almost as if there were something hot in there maybe a key? ... next that boarded up shed in CCW will also be open and the camera will pan inside to show nabnuts molding a key from what looks like earth...hmmm and lastly that door that no one could open in the room where grunty kept her body switching machines will laugh and congratulate you on finding rare's greatest treasure and will open to reveal a glowing rainbow egg. the egg will explain that it is the ture secret of Banjo-Kazooie and therefore was to be guarded very carefully so rare asked Gruntilda to hide it but she took it and tried to use it's power to make herself look thinner. But it tricked her by saying that she was the most beautiful woman in the world. happy grunty locked the egg in her lair and started to make a potion in dingpot <start of bk> The egg then used some of it's magic to create copies of itself to test the b-k gamers to see if it was possible any of them might unlock him but thanks in part to grunty's evil magic the copies were incomplete resulting in six one color eggs. now these eggs might not have had all of the rainbow's powers but they had just enough to create two keys and make those movies so we would search for them. the rainbow egg will then thank you for finding and freeing his friends from the places that grunty hid them.


nice theory bullcrap I liked it, makes me think.Hmmm ow sudden pain in head owww MAKE IT STOP!...ok now pt2 of my fake rumor: The Rainbow egg now says by now you've seen the fire key and oddly enough an earth key and want to know what they do he asks if you can think of any lava worlds HFP and also says that the earth key can open any natural barriers <Grunty's Lair> the egg will then give you a code that once you pick up the keys you are to enter it in the code chamber in BT. the code is O CHOSEN ONE once you do the crystal jiggy will shatter and you will warp to jiggywiggy's temple there will be a portal to the tenth world <Requiem for a dream> Jiggywiggy will proclaim that you are indeed the chosen one because only the chosen one could find the lost tenth level he then asks if you could retrevive the broken crystal jiggy pieces if you do he'll reward you. Hop in and collect the last 100 notes, 10 jiggys and the 20 crystal jiggys when you do the boss will appear and it's...Grunty's sisters!! they say that your game is over and after they stomp you they'll get revenge on grunty 10 hits will take them down they then say that maybe they should turn over a new leaf and that they might make games with klungo but before they leave they use one final spell to open that one door in cauldron keep that no one could. leave the world and return to JW's temple the crystal jiggy will reform and jiggywiggy will give you the fire key go to HFP and go in the volcano. Now there'll be a lock use the key and a large island made of rock will rise from the lava on it will the earth key take it and return to grunty's lair now the rocks blocking your path will melt away now you can explore all of the old levels but in the area where the TTC puzzle is you'll find Brentilda and Tooty who were trapped in the lair when grunty fell.gratefull they will give you those powers that you got in BK but now you can do any transformation from the two games. go back up to the place where the rainbow egg is and pick it up now bottles house will be open go there and bottles and jamjars will be there and bottles will congratulate you on finding the rainbow egg he will then give you a new mini-game kickball but with the moles and jinjos jamjars will scoff and say that you just got lucky Kazooie tells him that he is just jealous and to quit holding out. somewhat begrudgingly he will give you the Devil Bottles mini-game and will tell you that the 3 missing eggs were turned into the ice, fire and gernade eggs by grunty to stop you from getting their secerts and that she's still in the keep so get up there and finish her head up there and go into the open door grunty will be there with the Hag 1 MkII she says that this will be the final battle she then hops in the Hag and it transforms into a giant robot try to fight her but none of your eggs will work but then the rainbow egg will hatch to reveal the Jinjonater he will then summon the grey jinjos and they will power up your eggs so that now you fire the six colored eggs use them to finish off grunty once and for all. she will once again fall from the tower and land in the ground but this time the Hag 1 will fall on her. the only thing left will be a bottle of water from grunty take it to Blackeye and he will then offer to fight you for those chests in his room accept and beat him he will then hand over the keys and leave saying that the next time you fight he won't go so easy on you open the chests to find the true Cyan, Red and Green eggs take them to heggy to get 3 bonuses: one will be a code for BKGR another will be a Boss attack mode the last one will be a letter from all of the rare staff saying that you are Incredible and they hope that you enjoy the next Banjo game the end.

[EvilPsycho]

maybe gruntilda found all the eggs and key thought they held a secret power so she sent blackeye to unlock a code to get the key's and eggs' power. blackeye hid one of his eggs in sharkfood island and was off to get it because he found out the code, but then nabnut stole an egg and put it in his house. then gobi stole an egg and wozza stole the key from blackeye and he thought all three of them were bears. blackeye was so mad he went to jolly rogers lagoon and forgot all about the eggs he had in his house and in his ship. In hailfire peaks in b-t there is a secret pit of ice cold refreshing water. give it to blackeye and he will immediately yell "i remember the code" and he'll yell the real way to get the stuff in one paragraph and a final extra code to use them. And every time u talk to him he yells the codes.

u do the real way to get the eggs and key and then type in the code in TTC. Then once its activated Blackeye comes because he knew that u already activated it. U walk out to see what happened. Blackeye came in a different ship other than the rusty bucket because it didn't have any missles or guns. He then captures you and u fight a battle just as hard as gruntilda. then he runs in the middle of the fight and says he's gonna power up. so the whole time your on the ship dogding missiles and gunshots and fighting baddies which makes very hard. then you climb to the top of a mast and a missle hits it so it falls down and u r in the front of the ship. u see what appears to be blackeye but its a robot. he is harder than original blackeye. once u kill him blackeye runs out and says "I've got the power of the fire key now.", not knowing you were there. blackeye looks as if he is on fire and is more buffed up. He sees you and says "I found the fire key, I'm not gonna give up this to become a fully trained wizard. I'll just use what she taught me. u stole my eggs key and me glory now i' gonna steal your life." U fight one final battle with Blackeye he is four times harder than before because he is using magic and power from the fire key. You almost kill him then he says he's gonna take u with him. He sinks the ship because there is a bomb that explodes when it sinks. you have three minutes to run from the ship dodging missiles gunshots and magic from blackeye. jump off the ship it makes a gargantuan explosion. alls that's left is the fire key which is floating on the water. grab it for maximum power. go to the code place. there is a gooy substance in the gate walk through it and you are in the valley of death.

In the valley of death you fight undead creatures and evil creatures. instead of collecting jiggies u collect the 6 eggs and ice key. the baddies pop out like in zelda ocarina of time. the is like a valley with maybe 5 buildings and one cave and a tower in the middle. u encounter dead mumbo who transforms u into the jinjonator to help destroy things faster because he is big and good he kills fast. The jinjonator is followed by many jinjos that fight with you. As the Jinjonator u go into the cave after blowing up the rock with your laser beam eyes or flying and doing that attack u learn in freezeezy peak. U must be the JINJONATOR in the cave. In the cave u fight tons of minjos leading to the infamous MINJONATOR. Another tough battle. Kill him and get the green egg. Turn back in to banjo and kazooie. go in the red building. Challenge banjo fan to a quiz, which is almost exactly the same as tower of tragedy except one on one. win and get the red egg. Then go into the blue house and find bottles i mean DEVIL BOTTLES. He'll teach you a new move POSSESION!! AHAHAHAHA!! Then you play his mini game win blue egg. Go into the yellow house you find the TERMINATOR. He kills jinjos and minjos. And hes eating the grey jinjos when u come in. He looks like that robot in that one movie uhh. Kill him, hard battle get yellow egg. Go into the cyan house. Possess the guy open the door he doesn't have much life so try to dodge everything you die if he dies. get the egg but u can't give it to your self. So answer his 5 riddles get cyan egg. Go into the majenta house. There's an old man tells hints about the tower grab the egg. walk out a cutscene some sort of devil type creature talking about his eggs he sent people to get but they all were taken by banjo and kazooie. He destroys the houses with meteorites. he open his tower to trap you. walk in you see evil banjo and kazzoie. he's kinda like the metal link in ocarina of time copying your move, but not exactly. The devil guy lights the place on fire. so both of you run to the top of the tower. You guys talk about the devil guy what he is. become friends. The devil guy is up there evil banjo tricks him and attacks him. He kills evil banjo. The devil guy's name is devimaximus. He is all evil. He is a lot stronger and has more spells than grunty and blackeye. Kill him you get the ice key at the top of the tower there are six plates and a big plate with a key hole in the middle. Put the stuff on em. AND TAADAA you teleport to the code room with a door instead of goo. walk in you here congratulations. there is multiplayer mode and minigame mode in this room which is similar to banjo tooie main menu.

[Kola]

R Hunter deserves a prize for that mighty post.

[EvilPsycho]

in my rumor the first paragraph might have a slight chance of being correct. The last two paragraph was just to tell an exciting way of what else might happen. So don't think I'm crazy for writing that in my rumour

[R Hunter]

First off thanx Kola second bullcrap that was a cool rumor i liked it a lot good job.

[Gaming Master2k]

My rumor....

In the Beta version in Jolly roger's laggon you had to get a shark from the shore to a cove on the other side of the bay. The dolphin from RRB was in the water and you had to get the shark across without it going in the water or else it'd eat the dolphin. You shoot ice eggs and make a path and then knock the shark across. Halfway across the path snaps and the dolphin keeps jumping out of the water saying "I've gotta get home, help me" what you've gotta do is knock him up in to the clouds above. Then a jiggy comes down with triumphant music and glowing really bright.

In fact that was a dream i had last night. It was soooo cool cause i thought i had found a jiggy no one else had. then i woke up and reality came crashing back :(

[breegull_master]

if you take apart your BT game pak, you take the ROM chip thingy and plug it into the extension port on the botton of the N64. Plug BK into the game slot and now you can use SNS!!!!!!

and if you beleive that, you're crazy. *goes up to try it...*

[R Hunter]

hmmm rom chip have to try that:rolleyes:

[EvilPsycho]

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[Boggy Bear]

Isn't the title of this thread a tad bit of an oxymoron?

[platinum jiggy]

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[EvilPsycho]

what kind of replys are u guys doin ?