banjo-twothousandandfiftyie (another fan-fic)

[crosseyes]

this fanfic has a bit of a twist. ahhh first about the name. this is supposed to be the 2050'th game. just a laugh. lol.

now for the the twist. sometimes I'll either have too much or too little creative stuff and will need help from the audience (you). you'll see what I mean at the end of...

CHAPTER ONE: the beggining.

*banjo and kazooie were returning home after playing the kick around game*

banjo: wow, spiral mountain is alot more beat-up than when we left.

kazooie: *looks at grunty statue* I think that looks much better *shoots a gernade egg at the other eye and the stones fall on top of a gruntilng*

banjo: kazooie! please try not to wreck it up too much! we're just about to start rebuilding!

kazooie: ok whatever *shoots a gernade egg at spiral mountain, causing it to collapse causing roystein the goldfish to get trapped under a rock again*

roystein: give me back those bubbles before I die!!!!

banjo: nice one kazooie....

kazooie: alright! this looks like a job for kazooie! banjo, jump underwater!

*banjo dives under water while kazooie uses talon torpedo on the rock to free roystein*

kazooie: I think we need a jiggy, or at least more bubbles and a new swim move!

roystein: no way! you did that to me! I going to a world...a world entirely of water! hahahahaha! *vanishes*.

kazooie: yay, we saved a life! lets celebrate! *shoots a grenade egg that somehow hits the banjo kazooie game pack over the the area with the tree stumps*

banjo: oh no what did we hit?

kazooie: I don't know, we can't get up there.

banjo: hey, that fly pad is still up there where spiral mountain used to be...

kazooie: theres no way to reach it...

jamjars: *pops out of silo* hey, idiots! did you not notice what happened over by the waterfall?

*banjo and kazooie look over and notice there are holes in the wall similar to the ones leading up to the pink egg in sharkfood island*

banjo: ready kazooie?

*kazooie helps banjo up the wall, and after falling ten times they reach the top of the waterfall*

banjo: look kazooie! a fly pad!

kazooie: and a hole in the wall. lets go in the hole first! it'd be hard to get back up here.

banjo: good point. in the hole!

*inside the waterfall*

banjo: hmm...how do we get on the other side of that cave?

kazooie: there! a grip grab ledge going into the waterfall!

*banjo grip grabs, slides across, comes into the waterfall cave and ends up on the other side of the with the game pack*

banjo: look! it's the first game!

kazooie: on it! *shoots an egg*

banjo: nooooo!!! you killed it! *opens eyes to see that the game pack is frozen*

kazooie: no, I just froze it. now grab it and lets go!

*outside the waterfall*

*banjo and kazooie take of from the fly pad and go to where the the othr gamepack was*

banjo: its that...that...pink egg mumbo showed us!

kazooie: but he said we'd get to use it in banjo-tooie!

banjo: oh well *picks it up* bottles, jamjars, mumbo, humba, and everyone else are fixing up spiral mountain as we know it. lets go fix up our house!

*at banjos destroyed house*

banjo: well, lets fix up the place...

???: hmm...that ruined fireplace looks kinda suspicous...

banjo: who said that?

kazooie: who cares? lets blow up the fire place! *kazooie shoots a grenade egg at the fireplace, but nothing happens* hmm...I'll try this *shoots clockwork egg outside* what the...I can't control it!

banjo: *picks up gameboy* how did this survive? and why does it show your clockwork egg?

kazooie: give me that! *takes the gameboy and controlls it to go on top of the house and down the chimeny*

banjo: what, let me see let me see! is she hot?

kazooie: the eggs behind the fireplace. it's too dark, but I see light coming through a crack in the wall. DETONATE AT THE CRACK!

banjo: no! we're right next to the firepla-*the fireplace explodes, revealing a small room behind it and a strange machine*

kazooie: it says time machine...wow.

banjo: look! theres a nintendo 64 attached to it! put the game pack in! *puts the game pack in and a tv screen appears* is says: insert Stop 'N' Swap.

kazooie: try that egg we found. throw it in that big funnel that goes into the machine.

banjo: alright *throws the egg into the hole*

machine: pink egg inserted. press the left or right buttons to travel through time. at any time, return to this machine and press the opposite button to return to the present time *a menu appears that says Stop 'N' Swap and has a pink and blue mystery eggs on the screen*

kazooie: yay, this is for me again! *presses a few buttons and selects the pink egg* we have liftoff!

banjo: now...should we go forward or backward in time? so hard to choose...
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this is where I need your help. can you please vote on whether banjo and kazooie should go into the past or future? with as much activity as I expect, I'll do the first one with three votes.

and I'll try not to make the next ones as long.

[Kablamooie]

Well....first of all, CAPITAILS, please. Second of all, how about past?

[crosseyes]

I'll try. I've never been to good with capitals.

[Scott Taylor]

I think past is best... banjo and kazooie meeting banjo and kazooie, that would be neat... I mean, if you make it with ORIGINAL consequences

[crosseyes]

umm...past...actually I was planning on them doing something in TTC that doesn't involve their past selves.

since I told you that, I guess I'll tell you that if I do future (I'll eventually do it anyways), it will involve RWP AND Rare HQ.

[crosseyes]

in celebration of my thirteenth birthday, I'm going to go ahead and post the past. and ST, I'll consider them meeting each other later on before I go ahead to future.

editZ: forgot the fanfic lol.

CHAPTER 2 (past)

banjo: I choose past...

kazooie: whoa...I-I-I f-f-feeel f-f-fun-n-ny *ZAP!*

*banjo and kazooie open their eyes to see that their in front of treasure trove cove and that sharkfood island is raised right in front of them*

banjo: huh? kazooie, I don't remember that island being raised...

kazooie: remember? it was in mumbo's pictures!

mechanical voice: just say 'past', 'present', or 'future' to go to that time.

banjo: sounds easy. come on, to the island!

kazooie: w-w-what about snacker?

banjo: forget him, we have red honeycombs. *banjo jumps in the water and starts swimming until he reaches the island then goes inside*

kazooie: what? snackers not in there...

banjo: someone must've already killed him. he'll probably come back on our way there again...oh no.

kazooie: wha-*looks up and sees the holes leading to the platform with the pink egg* gulp...ready banjo?

*banjo and kazooie then climbed up, miraculesly only falling once*

kazooie: that was easy. look, its that pink egg, just like in the picture.

banjo: I want to touch i-*ZAP*

kazooie: what the? hey, what gives! we're in gobi's valley!

banjo: look! gobi's door! it's OPEN! lets go in...

*banjo and kazooie walk in and beak bash(sp?) the switch, opening the sarcophagus*

kazooie: look banjo! the blue egg!

banjo: I want to touch i-*ZAP*

banjo: aww...now were in wozza's cave...

kazooie: wait a second...we ARE in mumbo's pictures!!!

banjo: that means the ice wall is gone. lets go to it!

*up at the ice key*

kazooie: whoa...an ice key...

banjo: I wan-

kazooie: GRAB IT BANJO!

*banjo grabbed the key just in time for everything to go black*

banjo: what happened?

kazooie: mumbo must've dropped the pictures!

banjo: oh, that explains the sand...wait...the tides sucking us up!

kazooie: I hear blubbers waveracer! It'll cut us to shreds!!!

banjo: even worse...I hear snackers theme song!

kazooie: ahh! he is back! what do we do?!!?

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Scott Taylor]

happy birthday! wow, cool plot there, they are in the pictures, thats, weird, hehehhehe

[crosseyes]

I'll get to writing chapter three later today and post it tommorow or the next day.

[crosseyes]

I have 6 chapters finished already. they will me posted in due time...

Chapter 3

snacker: *sniff sniff* I smell bear and bird, but I only see these pictures three. you cannot hind from me. mwahahahaha!

kazooie: to heck with that! *shoots a gernade egg at snacker and somewhow swims out of the picture with banjo*

banjo: how did we just get out of that picture?

kazooie: who cares, were about 15 times less than our normal size! a snippet could kill us by walking!

banjo: right...we could go see mumbo...

kazooie: thatd be like doing banjo-kazooie AND tooie all over again...

banjo: there must be someone in this level who can help us...

kazooie: lets try blubber. we saved his gold, now he can save us!

banjo: alright. lets see...where are we...ooh right on the shorline next to blubber's ship.

kazooie: *talon trots past the yum-yum's and up to blubber's ship* wow, that was a hike.

blubber: ooh bite size banjo! just kidding, why are you so small?

banjo: long story, but were trying to get back to normal. can you help.

blubber: err...I can't, but I'm sure nipper can help. he has a gameshark and the size modifier code for it. use the flight pad at the top of my ship to reach him. and since you helped me with my gold, you can pay him with this jiggy.

banjo: thanks blobb-err blubber. *takes off from flight pad and after a while they reach nipper*

kazooie: that was a long trip. my wings hurt so bad....

banjo: nipper! nipper! down here! help!

nipper: hahaha! I never thought I'd see you two again! and begging for help! huhahahaha! I don't think so!

kazooie: please help nipper. we'll give you a jiggy.

nipper: oooh a jiggy! alright. *pulls out gameshark and resizes banjo and kazooie* there you go, now give me the jiggy!

kazooie: here you go.

nipper: these things are real valubale now that most of them have been put in jigsaw puzzles. theres only two left, and this is one of them! here, take this. I found it when I bought my last shell.

banjo: a aquamarine colored egg? hmm...this can come in handy. come on kazooie, lets get back to our own time. ready? 3..2..1..PRESENT!

kazooie: PRESENT! *ZAP*

banjo: were back home next to the machine.

kazooie: lets put in the key and egg!

banjo: alright, I'm going to put in the egg first *throws the egg in the hole*

mechanical voice: this egg can only be unlocked in the premium SnS menu #1. please unlock this menu first. *spits egg back out*

banjo: unlock? *looks down and see's a keyhole* it must mean the key... *puts it in*

mechanical voice: ice key inserted. Premium menu #1 unlocked.

banjo: aha *puts in egg and another SnS menu appears with the aquamarine egg* hmm...*presses left button the first SnS menu appears with the pink and blue eggs and the ice key* this looks familiar. lets finish time travel with the pink egg before we do anything else.

kazooie: I'll do it! *presses some buttons and selects the pink egg*

banjo: your say kazooie...

TO BE CONTINUED...

[crosseyes]

*sniff* c'mon people...:'(

chapter 4 (future)

kazooie: hmm...FUTURE! *ZAP*

banjo: where are we?

kazooie: looks like grunty industries...without the evil...

banjo: look, a window. *banjo peaks out the window and looks up to wee a giant sign saying RAREWARE HQ* wow, looks like we're literally going to meet our makers!

kazooie: BANJO LOOK! *kazooie points out the window to a huge crowd gathered around the base of the building with torches, pitchforks, and a giant banner saying "Rare Witch Project"*

crowd: Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop!

crosseyes: (on platform in middle of crowd) -so what would banjo-kazooie do if they were today? I'm sure they'd kick an arse or two, thats what banjo-kazooie'd do!

another member: I bought this gameshark off ebay...It has enchanced my gameplay...

another another member: and I just want rareware to stop denying SnS...

crosseyes: for conker I'll be an activist too, 'cause that's what banjo-kazooie'd do!

all: so what would banjo-kazooie do, they'd call all the guys around. and tell them to unite for truth, that's what banjo-kazooie'd do!

member1: If RWP could travel through time to the year 1999, when Stop N Swop was still new, no telling what we'd find.

member2: when banjo and kazooie climbed the pyramids, they beat up gobi HAH!

all in perfect sync: because these two they don't take crap from an-y-bo-dy...

all: so lets all unite together, to force this out of rare, and we'll save DK and conker too, cause thats what banjo-kazooie'd do. and we'll save DK and conker too, cause thats what banjo-kazooie'd doooooo, 'CAUSE THATS WHAT BANJO-KAZOOIE'D DO!

banjo: lets explore kazooie. their chanting scares me..

kazooie: *leans out the window and spits into the crowd* YOUR NAME CAME FIRST AGAIN!

*all of a sudden someone threw a yellow egg through the window*

banjo: you mean there are more of these eggs?

kazooie: yay, we have another quest. this ones going to be an easter egg hunt, isn't it?

banjo: oh I have a feeling this is much more than an easter egg hunt. come on kazooie, lets find the rest of the eggs and find out what they're for!

kazooie: oh all right. we'll start with this building, since were already here...

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Scott Taylor]

hey, cool! really neat, crazy crowd, hehehehe

[R Hunter]

I have a feeling I was in that mob.:D Great so far crosseyes.

[crosseyes]

hehehe. another day, another chapter. time for MORE plot.
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chapter 4 (future)

kazooie: hmm...FUTURE! *ZAP*

banjo: where are we?

kazooie: looks like grunty industries...without the evil...

banjo: look, a window. *banjo peaks out the window and looks up to wee a giant sign saying RAREWARE HQ* wow, looks like we're literally going to meet our makers!

kazooie: BANJO LOOK! *kazooie points out the window to a huge crowd gathered around the base of the building with torches, pitchforks, and a giant banner saying "Rare Witch Project"*

crowd: Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop, Stop 'N' Swop!

crosseyes: (on platform in middle of crowd) -so what would banjo-kazooie do if they were today? I'm sure they'd kick an arse or two, thats what banjo-kazooie'd do!

another member: I bought this gameshark off ebay...It has enchanced my gameplay...

another another member: and I just want rareware to stop denying SnS...

crosseyes: for conker I'll be an activist too, 'cause that's what banjo-kazooie'd do!

all: so what would banjo-kazooie do, they'd call all the guys around. and tell them to unite for truth, that's what banjo-kazooie'd do!

member1: If RWP could travel through time to the year 1999, when Stop N Swop was still new, no telling what we'd find.

member2: when banjo and kazooie climbed the pyramids, they beat up gobi HAH!

all in perfect sync: because these two they don't take crap from an-y-bo-dy...

all: so lets all unite together, to force this out of rare, and we'll save DK and conker too, cause thats what banjo-kazooie'd do. and we'll save DK and conker too, cause thats what banjo-kazooie'd doooooo, 'CAUSE THATS WHAT BANJO-KAZOOIE'D DO!

banjo: lets explore kazooie. their chanting scares me..

kazooie: *leans out the window and spits into the crowd* YOUR NAME CAME FIRST AGAIN!

*all of a sudden someone threw a yellow egg through the window*

banjo: you mean there are more of these eggs?

kazooie: yay, we have another quest. this ones going to be an easter egg hunt, isn't it?

banjo: oh I have a feeling this is much more than an easter egg hunt. come on kazooie, lets find the rest of the eggs and find out what they're for!

kazooie: oh all right. we'll start with this building, since were already here...

TO BE CONTINUED...

[crosseyes]

I think I'll do a double-chapter today.
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CHAPTER 5

kazooie: *gets hit in the head with a monkey wrench* ow! banjo!

banjo: I didn't do it! it came out the window.

kazooie: that crowd is mad and they want something to do with Stop 'N' Swop. but what? and why are they wrecking the place?

banjo: who cares. lets find the eggs.

*they go down some stairs into what appears to have been a prototype B.O.B. room*

kazooie: hey, banjo, remember that suspicous looking vent?

banjo: yeah...what about it?

kazooie: look at it. it's rusty and has a big crack running down it.

banjo: that means...

kazooie: gernadin' time! yeah! *shoots a grenade egg at the vent and it blows up revealing a hole in the wall*

banjo: I'm going to forget you just said that and walk through the vent.

*they walk through the vent and end up in the beauty room*

kazooie: hmm...banjo this is the door that klungo went in at the start of the first game.

banjo: whoa...grunty's lair of the future...

kazooie: I thought it all collapsed and stuff. the only difference here in a big, round rock in the center of the room.

banjo: hey, thats a bill drill rock!

kazooie: oh alright. *bill drills the rock to find brentildas head* OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD!

brentilda: no, I'm not dead. I just got buried under here by grunty after you beat Furnace Fun with my help. thanks for giving me air again, but it would really help if you dug me up...please?

banjo: sorry, we can't dig, but I'm sure you'd like to know that we beat grunty...twice.

brentilda: thats nice! but, jamjars has been digging all around but refused to help me. maybe he can teach you a digging move?

banjo: alright, we'll find him.

brentilda: wait, all the levels have collapsed into nothing...well...all but Rusty Bucket Bay, and Mad Monster Mansion. oh, and a giant sandcastle appeared next to the enterence to Treasure Trove Cove. you can still use the warp cauldrons too.

banjo: alright, goodby.

brentilda: oh, and don't forget-*banjo slams door*

kazooie: whew. lets go find jamj-

banjo: wait...I want to check on the sandcastle.

*much later at the sandcastle...*

banjo: this is the same sandcastle...whats it doing out here?

kazooie: they must've moved this out when TTC collapsed.

banjo: oh yeah, I was about to ask why the chest was closed.

kazooie: you were wanting to go in?

banjo: oh right. *walks inside*

kazooie: this is almost the same..except all the writing on the walls.

banjo: why are some of them crossed out? cheatoutoftheseaitrisestorevealmoresecretprizes? cheatadesertdooropenswideanceintsecretswaitinside? cheatnowyoucanseeaniceicekeywhichyoucanhaveforfree e!??! cheatnowyouwillbeabletoseeitonnabnutstable???????? ?? these must be the fabled SnS codes!

*banjo and kazooie put in the rest of the codes and watch the cutscenes of the items appearing*

banjo: well, I guess we should go to jamjars before we get them.

kazooie: alright. lets go.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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CHAPTER 6

*banjo and kazooie walk up to jamjars molehill thingy*

jamjars: banjo? kazooie? but, how can this be? you vanished a year and a half ago, today!

banjo: it's a long story.

kazooie: it involves time travel.

jamjars: I guess you two're looking for a new move?

banjo: yip...

jamjars: (in song) now when you take off from the fly pad, flight efficiency you will have-

banjo: no, we need something a bit lower to the ground...underground actually. we need a digging move.

jamjars: oh...I don't have a song prepared for this one...anyways, just hold Z and quickly press C-Left, C-Left. kazooie thens softens the ground with her beak. only do this on stone & stuff though. (kazooie gulps) now, banjo can dig with his bear claws by pressing Z twice.

banjo: alright. see ya. we're going to brent-err to check out Mad Monster Mansion.

jamjars: cool, I'll go with you.

banjo: *whispers to kazooie* crap. were going to have to go to MMM.

*later in mad monster mansion*

kazooie: where'd jamears go?

banjo: back in one of his molehill thingy's. remember, he told us he'd meet us in the cellar?

kazooie: oh. must've slipped my mind. hehe. to the cellar! hehe. tehehehe.

banjo: kazooie, whats wrong with you?

kazooie: tee-hee...ghost heheheahahahaha!

banjo: use wonderwing!

kazooie: teehee...it tickles...*uses wonderwind to kill the teehees*

banjo: now on to the cellar.

*in the cellar*

kazooie: I don't see him...

banjo: while were down here, lets check out that X barrel that opened in that cut scene.

*next to cyan egg*

kazooie: yes, another egg.

jamjars: *pops out of ground* glad we met here. this egg is something special. I think these eggs are the only things keeping this lair from collapsing into nothingness. I have a little mission for you. apart from this one, there are only 2 eggs left. get them and get back to RareHQ before you die, alright?

kazooie: *gulp* die?

jamjars: only if you don't hurry!

banjo: alright, kazooie, lets get on it!

TO BE CONTINUED...
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editZ: oops, now I know why I posted 2. I accidentaly posted chapter 4 twice.

[Zippop]

awesome!

[crosseyes]

I have returned, and in celebration of my return, I have two new chapters and the revival of my fan-fic.

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CHAPTER 7(FUTURE)

banjo: *grabs the cyan egg* whats tha-at...that vib-b-rat-t-tion-n-n?

jamjars: *falls down* remember me telling you that the eggs are the only thing keeping this lair in tact?

kazooie: oh yeah, but heh, you seriously call THIS intact? it's probably your fault that it's like this, you've been digging around so much.

jamjars: shutup and get the eggs!!!

*back in beauty room*

brentilda: help me someone. HELLO!?!??! *echoes*

cheato: *downstairs* SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*back to the cellar*

banjo: alright, umm...wheres the next one?

jamjars: IDIOTS! did you take some stupid pills or something? don't you remember the cutscenes? the green egg is on top of loggo. I watched from one of my molehill things in the corner of the room.

kazooie: I bet its deh time travel we need to get the egg s now before we slip into eternal *yawn* *sigh* un-con-scious--ness.........*snore*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........................... ...

banjo: she's probablay right. I'm gonna go get the eggs and return to my own time before the weak minded breegul literally loses her head. *walks away*

jamjars: wow...I couldn't have figured that out...

*after banjo has collected the green egg, escaped from the imploding MMM, and gone into RBB after the pink egg*

banjo: whoa...the ship is sinking. the bow is touching the bottom of the bay.

kazooie: whaevuh...*snore*

banjo: or...is it the stern? the rear end.

kazooie: I dink is th bo...

banjo: lets start on the front side, near the captains cabin *he walks up the ramp, flip-flops up, grip-grabs on the first ledge, goes up the next ramp, towards the front of the ship, only to find that where a caged jiggy once was, is a ton of straw, and in the middle was...*

TO BE CONTINUED!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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CHAPTER 8

kazooie: HEGGY!?!?!?!?

banjo: what are you doing here?

heggy: cluck. grunty head fall from tower. cluck. crack heggy egg. cluck. give heggy special egg for hatching.

kazooie: WAIT! what did you say about hatching an egg?

heggy: blackeye steal and hide heggy children. cluck. return eggs please. cluck 698716(cluck)5798164875 in total. cluck. BEH-CACK!

kazooie: screw you, we need those eggs for something.

banjo: wait, this could be what we need the eggs for. kazooie, hope you don't mind sharing a room.

kazooie: a-what!!?? oh alright, just no random clucking! and you get the small pocket! *stuffs heggy in the small pocket and goes back in the large pocket*

banjo: guess thats settled then *goes to the captains cabin* whoa... now wonder this ship is sinking...*sees cracked red egg surrounded by water in a corner of the room*

heggy: *muffled* cluck. too late for heggy junior. sad cluck.

kazooie: oh well, it's still keeping this place partly intact. grab it and lets go.

banjo: kazooie, your going to have to help us swim out of here, ok?

kazooie: why not just go back in time when we get it? oh, speaking of time, *faints instantly*

banjo: whew...I'm getting tired...*grabs egg and the water starts rising* PRESENT! wha-what the? present! present present present! crap...kazooie, it's not working! swim!

heggy: breegul stupid. cluck. heggy can swim. cluck.

*back in grunty's lair*

kazooie: the whole lair is imploding...we must get out...rare HQ..hurr-*faints*

banjo: *pant* you heard her heggy. talon trot to the beauty room!

*in the beauty room*

brentilda: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

banjo: to heck with you, me have to save our selves. the sand clock says we only have 45 seconds to get out!

brentilda: but the door is locked. the key is in one of the machines. I can blast it open with my magic, but you have to dig me out

*banjo digs out brentilda, gets through the door, and arrives at rare HQ just as the timer hits zero*

kazooie: that was a close one...

banjo: we have more problems. look, the building is on fire. *a group of gruntlings run out the area under the gun, supposedly toward the top of the building*

brentilda: oop. well, beh-bye! *vanishes*

banjo: how nice...

heggy: heggy follow gruntlings to roof. cluck.

*at the roof the the building, helecopters are lifting employees, squirrels, and gruntlings off the building, while kicking off witches, ants, and tediz*

crosseyes: *singing on a distant rooftop*

RWP member: YOU SUCK!

kazooie: *sleeptalking* grunt...I never got a birthday present..*ZAP*

*back at the time machine*

machine: sorry for the wait, I have to go into sleep mode for one hour a day.

kazooie: speaking of sleep, banjo, hang me up on the coat rack and put heggy in the garden outside.

banjo: alright *yawn* I'm pretty tired too.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[crosseyes]

Ok everyone, I'm about to post another chapter just as soon as I get on my home computer. I'd BETTER get feedback, or I'll start PM'ing people.

EditZ: Here's a preview. You'll have to wait until chapter 11 though.

*A red dot appears on Gruntling three's head. His head then explodes and the rest of his body starts to wander around, aimlessly*

EditZZ: Ok, Here it is. Chapter 9.

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Chapter 9:

*It is about 6 in the morning in Banjo Land and the sun has just risen*

Banjo: huuuuh....Kazooie...Kazooie wake up.

Kazooie: *flush* *walks out of the bathroom* hey Banjo. Just woke up a few minuets ago.

Banjo: When did we get a bathroom...OMG THE EGGS ARE GONE!

Kazooie: Ah-EEE! Where'd they go?

Banjo: grr.... *they go outside*

Heggy: bak bak.

Banjo: Heggy, mind standing up?

Heggy: Sure. *Stands up to reveal the eggs from Grunty's lair*

Kazooie: Hey, give those back! We need them!

Heggy: My eggs. They're my bagock children. Gobble Gobble.

Banjo: We need them to stop some evil thing or something. We'll give them back when we're done. C'mon just...give them to us for a little while.

Heggy: No. They hatch in while.

Kazooie: Ooooh no. Imagine...If we let her hatch those eggs...

Machine: Nope. The eggs still have the power inside them, even if they hatch. They'll just have a different outcome.

Heggy: I'll give you red egg. It's cracked B...B-B...B-B-Bo-B-B-Bobo-BA-GOCK!

*They put the red egg in the machine*

Machine: This is cracked. I can give you a gameshark and enough power with the egg to go back and get a better one.

Banjo: Really?

Machine: Nope, just send you back in time.

Kazooie: Aww, I want to float. Then I wont have to flap my wings so much...

Banjo and Kazooie: PAST!!

*In the past...far in the past*

*BK are on a large wooden ship very similar to the one in RBB*

Blackeye: YAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAARGH! Who goes there!?!?!

Kazooie: Umm...us.

Banjo: We're looking for an egg. It's red. Seen it?

Blackeye: I don't think so. That's me buried treasure, and how'd you know about it?

Banjo: We're from the future. We need the egg. Not sure what for...but-

Blackeye: I DON'T THINK SO! That's me egg, and you ain't never gonna get it from me.

Kazooie: *shoots a clockwork egg and it just cracks* Huh?

Blackeye: Ye techno gy won't be workin' here.

Banjo: Kazooie, looks like we're gonna have to do this the old way. Banjo-kazooie 1 style.

Kazooie: Alright, B-K 1 style, here we go.

*5 minuets later*

Banjo: Now, we're in the cabin, but where's the egg.

Kazooie: That's right, this is the past. We haven't activat-*The ship lands somewhere*

Banjo: *Banjo and Kazooie leave the ship and realize that they are stranded on the old Treasure Trove Cove*

Kazooie: Perfect.

Banjo: *Banjo and Kazooie go to the sandcastle area* The sandcastles not here yet. *Hundreds of Jiggies, enemies, notes, pads, and blubbers ship go flying through the air and land in various places*

Kazooie: Just what we needed, eh? Here, you know that one move, hows about we make a sandcastle?

*a couple hours later, inside the sandcastle*

Banjo: Whew...Everythings in place just like it was before. Heh...I want to do something *writes banjo on the wall*

Kazooie: You moron, now everyone will know it was us!

Banjo: Us?

Kazooie: *writes name into wall after banjo* Yeah, us!

*They put in the red egg code and go to the cabin*

Kazooie: Look, it's a birthday present!

Banjo: nooooooooooooooo-*ZAP*

To be continued...

[crosseyes]

*Sniff* *Mad crying* WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME!?!?!? THIS WILL MAKE YOU ARSEHOLES SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chapter 10

*ZAP*

Kazooie: *hits the floor* oooh...Hey, where's Banjo?

Blackeye: Gyarr, he be lost in time.

Kazooie: How'd you get here?

Blackeye: Oh, me be wanderin' around and find out what ye' did.

Kazooie: How do you know that? And how do you know what happened to Banjo?

Time machine: The more you think abo ut it, the more it hurts your head.

Kazooie: Wait, did you, a supercomputer or whatever, just make a typo? Oh, nevermind how do I find banjo?

Bottles: Oh, what do you need him for anyways? *head pops off*

Kazooie: Ahh! Oh, it's just a robot.

Mechanical voice coming from Robot Bottles: Dang prototypes!

Kazooie: Just what was that?

*In Grunty Industries*

*Some gruntlings are all looking at a TV screen that says GAME OVER with a headless robot bottles and a red crosshair pointed at Kazooie*

Gruntling at the controls(1): Ah crap. Now we have to build another one and get it all the way back over there somehow.

Gruntling 2: Maybe we can just wait for them to come to us?

Gruntling 3: Then we destroy them! Yay!

Gruntling 1: No. First we must...well...what do we need to do?

Gruntling 2: We wait for the breegul to get here after unsuccesfully searching for Banjo. Then we convince it not to go look for Banjo.

Gruntling 3: Then we smash it when its back is turned!

Gruntling 2: Right, actually. Then we take over the time machine. Then, we take this wildcard SNS egg we found and look for Banjo.

Gruntling 1: Don't hold that thing in the air, someone could see-

*A red dot appears on Gruntling 3's forhead, then his head explodes. His body then starts to wonder around, aimlessly. It trips and falls into a vat of acid* (Oh, I so want to animate that part!)

Gruntling 2: Ok, now we move to another computer screen.

Gruntling 1: Right you are.

Gruntling 2: as I was saying, once we find him, we kill him, avenging our people. But that is not enough vengance. Then, we travel back far back. Using our modern weapons, We shall turn the tide of the Great Gruntling Uprising. Then, we shall rule, not the Witches.

Gruntling 1: Wow, and we started out as Janitors. You know you could have been a rocket scientist or something...

Gruntling 2: I choose vengance.

Gruntling 1: Shweet...

*Back to Kazooie, Blackeye, and heggy.*

Time machine: Well, Kazooie, there's only one thing you can do. Find what's called a wildcard SNS egg. This will take you anywhere and back, even if you don't know a specific place. However, it can only be used once. Then, it changes into a color representing that time and place that it was used to go to, so you can still travel back and forth.

Kazooie: M'kay, and where am I going to get one of these?

*Some farting noises and a loud squak are heard from outside*

Time machine: Like that.

Kazooie: Ooooh, no. If you really think I'm going to do that...

Time machine: Do you really care about Banjo? Besides, where do you think the rest came from?

Kazooie:.......................................oh sh-

TO BE CONTINUED...

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oh..and...I was just kidding about the arsehole thing.