NeoConker
18th January 2009, 12:54 PM
Yeah, I'm running out of patience here. I must be doing something completely wrong to be having only one comment per story before I kill it for lack of support... Maybe it's the war (isn't there a story about a war here?)
Too violent (Oh yeah right?)
Too serious (quite a few here?)
Not enough rare (probably?)
Well here I am, I just woke up and that's usually when I'm brilliant, when I'm not thinking correctly. So lets start this thing, if you want to be in then uhh... Say so, because it will surely boost my ratings...
Hopefully.
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So umm...
Prolouge.
Some time ago in a place that wasn't far but it wasn't close, there was a fishing man. He was fishing for fish using worms that were cruelly captushered then hooked while they were still breathing in the heart. In fact, this fishing man was very cruel and unusual, because he lived in the kingdom of cruel and unusual. Actually, it wasn't a kingdom, more of a constitutional monarchy, so uhh, a constitutional kingdom. But nobody gave a crap about the supposed "parlaiment" that was elected every 1 gabillion years, and when there's an election, you can be sure that everyone voting is either bribed or black mailed. So this fishing man person cought a fish. And just to make sure it was a fish he lit it on fire, you see the thing about fish is that if you light them on fire, they will jump back into the water and die. So he did that, and it jumped back into the water and died. "Damn it! Another one lost after I was trying to make sure it was a fish!" Said the fishing man. Then suddenly he noticed a sign in the middle of the lake. It had a picture of a dead fish and the number 10. He knew he had only fished 9 times, and that 11 comes after nine so he went on fishing. He got another fish, and lit it on fire, and it jumped back into the water. Then he heard the Banjo and Kazooie ding that happens when you fulfill a toll. And suddenly the water started to swirl into a tide pool and he was sucked to the middle. And then he heard a "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!1!11one!1!"
And then suddenly a huge un-describable monster rose out of the water. And it raised it's tenticle/hand/claw towards the fishing man and ate him.
The End.
Of the prolouge.
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Yeah, whatever.
Too violent (Oh yeah right?)
Too serious (quite a few here?)
Not enough rare (probably?)
Well here I am, I just woke up and that's usually when I'm brilliant, when I'm not thinking correctly. So lets start this thing, if you want to be in then uhh... Say so, because it will surely boost my ratings...
Hopefully.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
So umm...
Prolouge.
Some time ago in a place that wasn't far but it wasn't close, there was a fishing man. He was fishing for fish using worms that were cruelly captushered then hooked while they were still breathing in the heart. In fact, this fishing man was very cruel and unusual, because he lived in the kingdom of cruel and unusual. Actually, it wasn't a kingdom, more of a constitutional monarchy, so uhh, a constitutional kingdom. But nobody gave a crap about the supposed "parlaiment" that was elected every 1 gabillion years, and when there's an election, you can be sure that everyone voting is either bribed or black mailed. So this fishing man person cought a fish. And just to make sure it was a fish he lit it on fire, you see the thing about fish is that if you light them on fire, they will jump back into the water and die. So he did that, and it jumped back into the water and died. "Damn it! Another one lost after I was trying to make sure it was a fish!" Said the fishing man. Then suddenly he noticed a sign in the middle of the lake. It had a picture of a dead fish and the number 10. He knew he had only fished 9 times, and that 11 comes after nine so he went on fishing. He got another fish, and lit it on fire, and it jumped back into the water. Then he heard the Banjo and Kazooie ding that happens when you fulfill a toll. And suddenly the water started to swirl into a tide pool and he was sucked to the middle. And then he heard a "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!1!11one!1!"
And then suddenly a huge un-describable monster rose out of the water. And it raised it's tenticle/hand/claw towards the fishing man and ate him.
The End.
Of the prolouge.
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Yeah, whatever.