Rare Witch Bar

[Jason]

Welcome to Rare Witch Bar!
Open all day with 24 hour service. (Okay, servicxe when I'm on.)

*Twitches*

Sooooo, how can I help ya?!

[Kirbys Warpstar]

I'll take a bottle of RWP punch.

*hears steamroller outside*

Make it to go... quick

[Kola]

What the hell is this?

[Jason]

Originally posted by Kola
What the hell is this?

It's just a little forum game.

*hands Warp some RWP punch*

[DYNAMITE]

I would like some cheese. Mozzarella.

[Jason]

*tosses some mozzarella cheese to DYNAMITE*

[Banjo-Fella]

A martini, shaken, not stirred, on the rocks, after falling from an airplane that was flying over the Atlantic, filtered through layers of volcanic rock for aeons, worn not torn, hold the ice, and if you could get one of those umbrella-thingys that would be great.

*everybody looks at Banjo-Fella*

...What?

[DYNAMITE]

You'd like some beer then?

[Jason]

*Hands BF a martini, shaken, not stirred, on the rocks, after falling from an airplane that was flying over the Atlantic, filtered through layers of volcanic rock for aeons, worn not torn, with no ice, and one of those umbrella-thingys on the top.*

You have no idea how much some of that hurt me.

[Banjo-Fella]

Is this a *hair* in my drink?!

*pours drink over Jason's head*
*throws a chair* *chucks a grenade*
*is wrestled out of bar*

:D

[original banjo]

gimme a rum and coke, hold the coke.

[Banjo-Fella]

"Gimme an R, gimme a W, gimme a P! Gooooooooo Rare Witch Project!"

ehm...lol

[Jason]

Originally posted by original banjo
gimme a rum and coke, hold the coke.

Here's your rum and coke, but without coke, so it's only rum...uh...yeah.

*hands original banjo some rum.*

[Grey Jinjo]

Well, we can start with my 182 room mansion. Preferably white, in a big dome shape, with 6 off-branching building unconnected, with a 100 yard diameter and 12, 22, 4, 16, 30, and 15 rooms respectively.

Then we can start on a Z28 Camero, 8-cylinder, with a cross-fire injection an....

(someone whispers "food and drinks")

...

Oooh..In that case I'll have what Banjo-Fella ordered :P.

[Jason]

*gives Grey a martini, shaken, not stirred, on the rocks, after falling from an airplane that was flying over the Atlantic, filtered through layers of volcanic rock for aeons, worn not torn, with no ice, and one of those umbrella-thingys on the top.*

[Grey Jinjo]

Is this a *hair* in my drink?!

*pours drink over Jason's head*
*throws a chair* *chucks a grenade*
*is wrestled out of bar*
...


...

*goes and hangs with Banjo-Fella

:D

[DYNAMITE]

This is an unbelievable amount of spam in this topic, we should stop now.

[original banjo]

give it a break dynamite, it is just for fun. i mean, where else are you going to get a rattlesnake blood cocktail. (i'm ordering that by the way.)

[Grey Jinjo]

Yeah as long as theres only one, its already. Besides, its all in englightened fun!

Not like that stupid MCJiggies topic, where the guy actually took it seriously. "You can't order that, its not on the menu!" ... ...

...

On another note, at least theres no a thousand of them like there once were.

[Banjo-Fella]

*plots a way to get back inside with Jinjo*

[original banjo]

i remember the mcjiggies topic. i steered clear of it. like you said, he took it seriously. oh well, whatever creams your twinkie, right?

[Jason]

Yeah, DYNAMITE, it's just for fun. (Hmm...forums games forum. Just a suggestion.)

*Pours original banjo a rattlesnake blood cocktail*

[P.o.t.O]

I'd like a chocolate milkshake, mixed with colt .45 malt liquor, on the rocks.

Shaken, not stirred.

[Nick98]

I want... a..... errr... a... w... water. :o

[Jason]

Originally posted by P.o.t.O
I'd like a chocolate milkshake, mixed with colt .45 malt liquor, on the rocks.

Shaken, not stirred.

OK then. Comin right up!

*Prepares a chocolate milkshake, mixed with colt .45 malt liquor, on the rocks.*

Here's your chocolate milkshake, mixed with colt .45 malt liquor, on the rocks, Mr. Bond.


Ah, water. Hold on.

*Starts running on a treadmill*

Here ya go... there's nothing better then nice hot body water.

[Nick98]

*shoves it aside*

I'll just take a Kolish(Think thats what it is called) if ya have any. ;)

[Roystein]

May I have a keg... a funnel... and a section of garden hose...

...and maybe something soft to land on when i fall...

[Jason]

Originally posted by Roystein
May I have a keg... a funnel... and a section of garden hose...

...and maybe something soft to land on when i fall...

*Tinks, while preparing the...er...stuff, "These customers are getting weirder and weirder. Maybe I should cut back of the high amount of sugar based products that I add into all of those drinks."

*Gives Roystein a keg, a funnel, a scention of garden hose, and a big spikey pillow to land on when he he falls*

*Hands Nick a kolish.*

So, Nick, how long do you think it will take before he notices that I gave him a jacked up pillow?

[Nick98]

'E looked a bit like you, 'e... errr... I mean, I wouldn't know. :o

[Roystein]

thanks...

*Buuurp Clunk*

Ow...

*snore*

[P.o.t.O]

*Slurred*

Back when I was a kid...We had Oyster Shells for roads. The Oyster Shells were soon replaced by fake oyster shells that we now call "Roads." If you ever go to Florida, go to 1111 Clear Pond Lane and dig up the road. You'll find my time traveling Delorean!

Hey Jay! How 'bout another milk chocolate with Colt .45 on the rocks!

[Jason]

*Prepares a chocolate milkshake, mixed with colt .45 malt liquor, on the rocks.*

Now, that's enough, Poto.

[P.o.t.O]

*chugs milk chocolate*

I think you're right, Jay. You know how to make "Wake-up Juice?"

[Grey Jinjo]

I do!

::hits him over the head with a mallet::

=)

[Nick98]

I need a short beer now. That Kolish flav is kinda gettin' to meh. *Hiccup*>_0

[Grey Jinjo]

A short beer you say? I know this is Jason's bar, but I have one for you...

::Has a midget deliver a beer to Nick::

[Nick98]

Yeh caught meh on that one. *Slaps himself in the face* Errr... yeah. Next time I'll choose my words more carefully... I want a Tiny cup of beer. Hahah... can't think of anything now, can ye punk? :p ;)

[Grey Jinjo]

::Sends a flat chested woman to give Nick a beer::

That one was bad ;).

[Banjo-Fella]

*crawls through air vent with Jinjo*

[Jason]

*Gets a tiny cup of beer ready for Nick*

*Gives Nick his beer and gets a bucket of water*

*Pours it on BF and Jinjo's heads and kicks them both out*

[Banjo-Fella]

*realises that he never actually went out of air vent*
*is outside anyway*
*plots more global domination and getting-inside techniques*

[original banjo]

*just wants a water fresh from the alps by way of melted snow run through a purifieer, on ice made of the same water.*

[Jason]

Originally posted by original banjo
*just wants a water fresh from the alps by way of melted snow run through a purifieer, on ice made of the same water.*

I'm not even gong to type this on up.

*Gives original banjo what he wanted.*

[Grey Jinjo]

::developes some knock out gas::

Don't worry Banjo-Fella we'll get in eventually...mwa ha ha ha ha.

[banjordan]

I'll have some distelled water mixed with sulfuric acid and sodium nitrate, and put a little umbrella on top.

Is there any water you have available for Blackeye? I'd really like that too.

[Banjo-Fella]

What if we were to, say...kill them all, and then doninate the global strange-drinks market!

Ah, but then we'd have a vein on the side of our foreheads equal to Jason's.

Let's just get in then...

[Jason]

You know, you people can order some food too.

*Mixes some distelled water mixed with sulfuric acid and sodium nitrate. Then puts a little umbrella on the top.*

Oh, water for Blackeye, eh? Whatever.

*Pours some water for blackeye*

Two dubloons please.

[Nick98]

You know, that Kolish you gave me the first time round didn't taste right. What was the main ingredient? (Or a list of 'em all if ya wouldn't mind. :p )

[Grey Jinjo]

We can try to sneak through the little hatch in the back yard, that goes into the basement. Then we can go up into the bar from there. =P.

::Jumps over fence with Banjo-Fella::
::Notices rabid guard dogs::

Oh...Da... ....

[P.o.t.O]

*PotO get tossed out side, still asleep*

It's day like these you just hate...

[DYNAMITE]

Id like a Water imported from Spiral Springs and gimme some of the chu jelly juice. For here mate. *Sits down at a table*

[Jason]

Originally posted by Nick98
You know, that Kolish you gave me the first time round didn't taste right. What was the main ingredient? (Or a list of 'em all if ya wouldn't mind. :p )

The main ingredient? Well, um...yes. There is a main ingredient.

*Gives DYNA some water from spiral Springs and some Chu Jelly Juice.*

[robotjinjo]

I'd like a Breegull Beer mixed with diet Vanilla Coke. And a Kolish, please. :p

[Jason]

*Hands RJ a Breegull Beer mixed with Diet Vanilla Coke.*

Sorry, but due to the amount of people dying from our Kolishes, we cannot serve them. (Unless this is a suicide attempt.)

[robotjinjo]

O_o O...K.... I want a drink that will take you 2000 hours of Barney watching time to complete! No? *Zams Jason* *is kicked out of bar for zamming* *joins BF and Grey* *is run over by guard dogs*

[Nick98]

But... meh' Kolish... :(*sob* okay.. I'll just take some freshly squeezed orange juice, and if you really don't have that then I'll be-a smackin' yaz! :rolleyes:

[Jason]

*Squeezes some juice from an orage and gives it to Nick*

[original banjo]

chu got a cream soda? if not, then i ll take a rootbear. and if not ill take a mr pib. and if you dont have that, i dont want anything. pah.

[robotjinjo]

*"pah"s original banjo*

[Gaming Master2k]

For food i'll have 12 Daily specials of "Grunty meat cooked in Breegull juice" 6 pints of straight Vodka, 2 pints of Regular beer and 10ml of spring water

[robotjinjo]

So what's our get-in plan Grey?
Grey: Something no one else would think of...

[cyberen]

I'll have a slurm, mixed with poop cola!

[Jason]

*Prepares "Grunty meat cooked in Breegull juice" 6 pints of straight Vodka, 2 pints of Regular beer and 10ml of spring water*

*Prepares cream soda*

*Prepares slurm and poop cola.*

Um...there y'all go!

[Gaming Master2k]

Thanks for that. I know I'm going to enjoy my food

[robotjinjo]

GASPAGAINGASPAGAINGASPAWAYALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
*BF and Grey blow away from all the sound waves* Oops. Huh-Huh...

[Professor X]

I'll take a bud. And can you turn the TV to the cowboys game, I wanna watch it.

[Kirbys Warpstar]

*BIG MUSCULAR GUY WALKS IN*

*POUNDS TABLE AND HITS SPLINTER*

*POP*

*everyone looks at Warp*

Heh heh.... it was a pretty good suit no?

Err.. I'll have a giant watermelon with a straw please....

Make that two, no six!

And a few fruit platter dishes, and a WHOLE COW!!!

[Roystein]

*wakes up*

Why do I have a spiked pillow stuck in my head...

*snore*

[robotjinjo]

*Thestrols come and eat the whole cow*
Curse you, Harry Potter!

[DYNAMITE]

Stop spamming you muppet. ANyway..... gimme some Dwarven Stout(Ill give anyone.... something special if they can guess what that is from).

[robotjinjo]

DYNA, try and find one piece that's NOT spam in this topic.

[DYNAMITE]

Did you order anything? Nope... spam...

[Jason]

Sorry, I'm closing the Bar. I got enough money to buy what I always wanted -- cow poop!

Whoever wants to take over can.

[DYNAMITE]

Right. Im the new tender.... order up...

[robotjinjo]

Right. I'll one "your brain" please.

[Banjo-Fella]

To Grey: Maybe Dynamite won't notice us, because he's the new propietor?

Either that...or we could light his fuse and blow the place up!:D

[DYNAMITE]

*hands robot jinjo a sausage* There ya go mate.....

[Gaming Master2k]

I think that meat was good, can't remember after all the Spring Water I had though....

This time I'll have 6 Banjo burgers, hold the mayo and cheese, and I'll have a raspberry Kazoo-slurp

[robotjinjo]

Umm... BF? We can't go in if you blow the place up. There would be no point in doing that. But if DYNA's what I think he is... *Lights DYNAMITE* *runs away* Haha!

[banjordan]

I'll have a poached BK Pink Mystery egg.

[The Jinjo Jinjo]

i'll have a b'k brew with some ice key cubes

[Grey Jinjo]

Hmmm...That would work...

::Trys to sneak in with Banjo Fella::

::Gets mugged by Dyna's security::

I...Think...He...Knows X_X...

[The Jinjo Jinjo]

the service here is bad can i get my b'k brew :confused:

[Banjo-Fella]

Okay, here's a better plan.
We dress up as Dynamite, and stage Dynamite's death.
Then we take over! Yes? Yes?

[LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs]

i'll have some roast breegull. always did like those things.

[DYNAMITE]

Sorry for the wait mates...... our chefs were on strike because Jason wasnt owner anymore... NOt too worry, hired some new ones.
*gives enedar roast breegull*
There ya go chap, just errm... dont show it to kazooie... seeing as it was her familly and all.
*gives Jinjo Jinjo Bk BREW*
Ah yes, good stuff.... Colliwobble does taste good in brew.. made with rare spices from isle o' pirates.
*Gives banjordan poached pink mystery egg*
That was our last one mate. No more left everyone.... blue and purple are selling fast in our hong kong bar. Hope they sell good here.
*Gives Gaming Master 2k 6 banjo burgers*
There ya go.. you git.... you forgot to mention what flavor kazoo slurpie.

Coming Soon:
Bottles Honey - Bottles has gone in the Honey business, yes that unemployed git has started shipping honey directly to our pub. Good day.

Also our brand new pub area, where you can buy various cooking utensils including:
Jamjars Grease - Ever wonder how jamjar's silos never get stuck or rusted together? Jamjars grease is the answer.
Klungo Spoons- Giant spoons made by our new staffer - Klungo! These spoons are the ideal size for soups, stew, brews and porridges.
Gruntilda Cauldrons - Hate a kid from school? Buy one of these... make him or her a soup, brew, stew or a porridge in it and it infect itself with the craziest of tastes..... they wont know what hit em.... until it touches their taste buds that is.

All of This and More coming august 7th! Until then, keep ordering... our staff is on the move and ready.

[Gaming Master2k]

Originally posted by DYNAMITE
*Gives Gaming Master 2k 6 banjo burgers*
There ya go.. you git.... you forgot to mention what flavor kazoo slurpie.

oh right yes...the Spring Water must have made me forget that as well. i'll have a Chocberry Respcurrent swirl Kazoo Slurpie. and another 10ml of Spring Water actually.... better make that 9.7364298ml of spring water. Don't want too much again

[Ice Mario]

Ahhh yes, phew. So hot... Can I please have a nice cold pint of STFU!

[robotjinjo]

I want... A get-in pass.

[DYNAMITE]

Robot Jinjo - Sorry, JAMES! *Kicks Robot Out*
Ice - WE dont serve that here m8te. Try our canadian outlet.
*Gives Gaming Master 2k Chocberry Respcurrent swirl Kazoo Slurpie. &
9.7364298ml of 'happy juice'... Night Night ^_^

[Gaming Master2k]

Originally posted by DYNAMITE
Robot Jinjo - Sorry, JAMES! *Kicks Robot Out*
Ice - WE dont serve that here m8te. Try our canadian outlet.
*Gives Gaming Master 2k Chocberry Respcurrent swirl Kazoo Slurpie. &
9.7364298ml of 'happy juice'... Night Night ^_^
What are you talking about, Night Night? Honestly, it's 7:30 am *takes a sip of his spring water (or 'Happy Juice')*
see i'm......*falls to ground*

*starts talking in his sleep*
but mummy the pink one's all pretty...

[robotjinjo]

A GET-IN PASS! I MUST GET IN!!

[Kirbys Warpstar]

Ugh.... so full.

BURP!!!!!!

*entire pub rumbles*

Excuse me. <(^v^)>

Good I'm ready for an Explosive Salmon Platter now, hold the grenades, upsets my stomach.

[DYNAMITE]

*Gives Warpstar some Explosive salmon platter*
*Hold Grenades and throws them at Gaming Master in his sleep* Mwahhahaa!

[banjordan]

I'll have some Breegull soup with a cup of Jinjo Juice and some Mumbo Gumbo on the side.

[The Jinjo Jinjo]

ji...ji...jinjo juice :eek:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
get me outa here

[Mystery Man]

"he's just a love machine, and he won't work for nobody but me!"

disco anyone?

*pulls out some beegees*

*pulls out can't touch this*

now we're ready to get our groove on.

*waves to drunken grey* wanna dance?

[Benjo Koolzooie]

Ohh I love Banjo-Fella's avatar! It is soooo cute :p

Anyway, I would like some fizzy soda stuff. I am taking it easy today.

[Kola]

This bar is SPAM-tastic!!

[Benjo Koolzooie]

Maybe it would be best to lock it then?

[DYNAMITE]

I said we should lock it a while ago. No one listened. Anyway.
*Gives banjordan some Jinjo juice and some breegull soup*
Mumbo Gumbo comes after you finish your meal young man

[cyberen]

mmm..poop cola.....mmm....slurm....

(takes a sip. dramatically spits it out and pours the rest on Kola)

[R Hunter]

*walks in quite late and sits down right at the bar* Yo! Coke with Lime and keep em comin!

[Jason]

ZzZzZz... *wakes from long slumber*

Ah, that's a mighty fine choice.

*music magically starts* You put the lime in the Coke, you nut. Do do do do do do.

*hands R Hunter his Lime Coke.* Enjoy!

[Ultima Manic]

OMG! It really exists. Cool. :cool:

[R Hunter]

Thankee kindly *drinks* Here's something for your trouble. *pays Jason who then shouts: I can get payed for this!?*

[Jason]

*snatches R hunter's tip* My precious.

Er, what did you think Ultima Manic? Of course the RWP Bar is real, silly!

[R Hunter]

Granted it's been closed for a little while.
Someone off center: Uh two years isn't "little" by any means.

R Hunter: Quiet you! Anyway I felt that everyone could use it again so I brought it back. :)

[Andre]

Eh? It's what... OMG! It's back! The RWP Bar! I'll take a barbeque sauce brownie with a Coke. Oh wait, I work here. Back to work then...

[R Hunter]

R Hunter: Hey what's wrong with the TV?

Jason: Uh since the bar's been closed for 2 years we haven't felt much need to pay the bill.

R Hunter: Here then *gives Jason a huge wad of cash* Get me some car chases!

Jason: Yeah ok i'll get right on that *walks out in a sneaky way*

[P.o.t.O]

*Walks in,* What the hell? I thought I burned this place down?

*looks over a R Hunter and the time machine next to him,* hmm...

I'd like something strong, exotic, and topped with a festive little umbrella.

[R Hunter]

Yeah that was me. Just sit down and drink until you forget your name. :)

[Jason]

I'd like something strong, exotic, and topped with a festive little umbrella.
Hmm... I'll need to see some form of photo ID.

[R Hunter]

He's ageless. Besides he's a Phantom what could a drink possibly do to him anyway?

[Jason]

He's ageless. Besides he's a Phantom what could a drink possibly do to him anyway?
Ah, I see.

*Slaps something strong, exotic, and topped with a festive little umbrella into PotO's hands. *

[R Hunter]

I figure that once a week we can all come here and just chat in a civilized manner. Or at least until the drinks take hold. :D

[Jason]

I figure that once a week we can all come here and just chat in a civilized manner. Or at least until the drinks take hold. :D

Sounds wonderful to me. Just give me a date and I'll order the strip...er...strip tickets for a drawing. ;)

[R Hunter]

Heh I don't know wether to make it on the weekend or what...Hmm I may need help with this...
EDIT: It'd be nice if this were Sticky but I can't get my hopes up. :) Hmm how cool would it be seeing Gold or Grey in here? That would rock.

[Kablamooie]

I vud like a dwink from ze' freezare, mixed with what Banjo Fella ordared ven he virst arrived. No, I um not foreign.

[Jason]

I vud like a dwink from ze' freezare, mixed with what Banjo Fella ordared ven he virst arrived. No, I um not foreign.

*hands kablamooie whatever he ordered*

Happy drinking!

Oh, and what an honor it would be to have a thread of mine stickied.

[Kablamooie]

Zis dwink iz gud, jah? Giv me your email address zo I can give you veward, jah?

[Andre]

fddfgfg

= Spamming?

[Kablamooie]

Zis dwink gud. Jason, I cud email you reward if I get your email addwess, jah?

[Andre]

Kabloomie, please no cheat posting. I have a sharp eye. :rolleyes:

[Kablamooie]

Cheat Posting?!? Wha? Explain!

[Andre]

See my quote? That was a post you made then deleted, giving you a post without people seeing it.

[Kablamooie]

Whoops...I am *sniff* sorry! *starts to cry, and waits to be comforted* :(

[Banjo's Banjo]

This thread makes me very sad. Thread bump, absolute randomness....post deleting...yeah. Makes me wish I hadn't given up my moderator job. Eh, oh well.

I do call for a lock though....

[Kablamooie]

Don't lock up the bar! Not because of me! Just kick me out of the bar!

[P.o.t.O]

*drinks festive drink,* Yep, it was good, but I think it's time for the last call.

Besides, this Bar's not supposed to be here...I burned it down August 15, 2005. Though I'm glad to see it again, it's being here too long could cause a time paradox, and that could bring down the forums again (remember what happened to the UBB Forums?)

*Pulls out a chrome lighter,* Just let me finish my drink.

[Gruntling]

Wow, what a incredibly old topic! This deserves a toast! Bartender, your best martini please!

[Andre]

*Slides the martini down the bar and starts dousing the bar with gasoline*

Ugh, hear we go again...

[Gaming Master2k]

I agree this topic will be locked,

As P.o.t.O finishes his drink he gracefully gets up from the stool.
P.o.t.O: Well old friend, it's time to go
and he places the lighter to the alcohol socked bar and sweeps out the door.
Looking back all P.o.t.O could see was a wall of fire engulfing the RWP Bar.
P.o.t.O: A fitting end.
and P.o.t.O vanishes until he is needed once more.