Kingdom Hearts: Eternal Destinies + Authonic Beat {BK-KH-Other Video Games Crossover}

[marionuthead]

A long time ago. I don't remember but I think it was around the time I joined. I wrote a Banjo Fan-Fic. This had Banjo, Kazooie, Minion [Who was in a Devil Bottles outfit], Missingno. The Gamer [Gamer as of now], K, and Marionuthead [Now simply Nuthead]. There was originally 2 more parts planned. But due to life interfering. They Never Got Done. Recently I decided to Reboot the Series and Change it. For those who read the first one...act like it never happened. Now For the Stories.

WARNING: This Story may not be suitable for minors. Due to Some "Scenes", Langauge [Bleeped], Violence, and Possible other Wierdness.

{Edit: If there was anything saying that sequels need to be posted in another thread. I'm Sorry on that. Because Authonic Beat is only One Chapter and it heads into the next story}


Marionutead Productions

in conjuction with Square-Enix and Rare Ltd

Presents

Kingdom Hearts: Eternal Destinies


Prologue: Requiem for a Dream

{Spiral Mountain}

Conker: Hey can somebody tell me what that big ball is.

Bottles: This has to be bad

Kazooie: Well no duh goggles!

Banjo: it must be so bad that Gregg is here

Gregg: You Smart*** I'm here to take your souls!

Nuthead: Uh hello that thing is...........

{suddenly the world starts to fall apart and various citizens are sucked in. Nuthead starts to fly}

Gamer: Nuthead! No! {Grabs Nuthead but starts flying too}

K: I am not letting you go too! {Grabs Gamer}

Banjo: No way am I losing you! {Grabs K}

Kazooie: Uh-oh!

{they all get hit by a black thing with yellow eyes and they all fly into the ball}

Nuthead: Falling..........is this...........where life ends?

{An hour later. Nuthead lands in the sand of somewhere}

Nuthead: Huh....but.....No it can't.......my home........my friends.....gone....No!

{Suddly Hawklor flies in}

Hawklor: Well well well if it isn't Nuthead all on his own!

Nuthead: Shut up!

Hawklor: Boo-hoo hoo I can't beat a pesky Eon without my friends.

Nuthead: SHUT UP! {Does Mario's final smash}

Hawklor: Oh Crap! {Teleports out}

Nuthead: It missed!

{then Nuthead sees something}

Nuthead: Whoever you are don't even try!

{Then one of the figures tries to slash Nuthead}

Nuthead: Oh Crap! {Jumps away} What was that for! Mama-Mia first the destruction of my home by wierd beings. Next my friends are probally on different planets. Now this!

{Suddenly Nuthead's Communicator goes off}

K: Nuthead......Beings......Weaponry ineffective......Eonei Helping them...........Gamer, Banjo and Kazooie.........{Static}

Nuthead: K!....K!

{Suddenly The Wierd beings from earlier pop in}

Nuthead: Not them! They destroyed my home!

D. Nuthead: The other half has a brain!

Nuthead: You!

D. Nuthead: No duh let's get this fight started

{Boss time!}
[Theme: Simple and Clean {Intro Version}

D. Nuthead: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Nuthead: Take this! {Fires 12 fireballs}

D. Nuthead: lllllllllllllllllllllllll

D. Nuthead: You think I'll let you beat me {Does Final Smash. Severely damages Nuthead}

Nuthead: I can't take much more of this

{Suddenly a rainbow light shines}

D. Nuthead: What is that!

{The light dissapates revealinng a key with the end made of the ice key and a rainbow handle. An egg-shaped keychain is seen on the handle}

D. Nuthead: but it cannot be! SnS was destroyed along with the world.

Nuthead: I win faker!

{And Nuthead starts beating the crap out of D. Nuthead until he teleports}

{Battle over}

Nuthead: {Pant!] {Pant!}....Ugh! {Falls down}

{Meanwhile in Nutheads mind}

Nuthead: {Wakes up} Huh!

{Nuthead looks down to see he is on a platform. The platform has him, Gamer, K, Banjo, and Kazooie engraved on it}

Nuthead: Somebody tell me what is going on here!

{The 6 SnS eggs warp around him}

Red ? Egg: We can answer that.

Nuthead: First Question: What the heck happened to our world

Green ? Egg: It got destroyed by they!

Nuthead: Whos they!

Blue ? Egg: Just look!

{Suddenly an Eon is warped in}

Blue ? Egg: This is an Eon. They collect Brains and us

{Suddenly a black thing with yellow eyes is warped in}

Nuthead: Hey thats the thing!

Cyan ? Egg: That Blasted Bloody thing is a Hear.......

Nuthead: Heartless. They Collect Hearts

Yellow ? Egg: And the last thing was a Nobody. I think they look for bodies.

Nuthead: Question 2: What is with this key!

Pink ? Egg: That is a Special Keyblade we made with our power.

Red ? Egg: Apparently those Other two idiots are not affected by anything other than that.

Nuthead: Ooookay! Can I wake up.

Yellow ? Egg: Almost. Just Give these keys to K, Gamer, and Banjo.

Nuthead: Got it! {Warps out}

Green ? Egg: Maybe we should have told him......

Yellow ? Egg: He'll figure it out.

{Back to reality}

Nuthead: Hmm if those eggs are right then I have to get the heck out of here!

{Then Nuthead sees a ship nearby}

Nuthead: Time to commit Grand Theft Ship!

{And so Nuthead runs in and starts fiddling with the dials until he pesses the horn button}

Nuthead: Oh Crap! Someones coming! Need to hide!

{Nuthead takes off everything but his underwear, Grabs a Vanish Cap from his pants puts it on and turns invisible.}

Nuthead: They can't hurt what they can't even see!

{Three people come in}

Nuthead: {To Himself} Hmm that boy with the wierd hair he tried to hurt me! And he has two friends a girl and a guy. Oh Crap she's putting on my clothes. Better change power-ups.

{Nuthead grabs his fire flower from under his hat and changes}

Nuthead: Whew now to start this thingy!

{Nuthead presses a button and inputs a warp to......}.

Nuthead:...Mushroom Kingdom.

{And so the ship he was in blasts off to the MK}


Oh Brother! What's going to happen next. Find Out in Chapter 1.

[marionuthead]

Chapter 1: We're Back!

World Name: Mushroom Kingdom

Nuthead: Mushroom Kingdom in 2 minutes 30 seconds

{Meanwhile......}

Minion: Hawklor! is our plan going well.

Hawklor: Um..... Bad News! Apparently the morons are still alive!

Minion: Even AFTER WE BLEW THIER FREAKING WORLD UP!

Hawklor: Yes....But the moron with a hat..He's dead!

{Then D. Nuthead warps in damaged}

D. Nuthead: I failed to kill him.....

Hawklor: WHAT!

D. Nuthead: He.............got a key and kicked my ***!

Minion: ****! Turtleman where is our idiot anyway.

Turtleman: He's approching the mushroom kingdom!

Minion: Send all troops now!

Turtleman: Yes Sir!

{On the MK}

Nuthead: Hmm..Now where's that keyhole?

{Nuthead sees a locked-up red pipe that has a note reading "Keyhole down the pipe"}

Nuthead: Oh...This is cake.

{Then the key form earlier warps in and shoots a small light into the hole unlocking the pipe}

Nuthead: Yes! {Throws his blue hat into the air} Now to seal and junk {Grabs Hat and jumps in}

{a sec later. Nuthead falls out into a lava platform}

Hawklor: Retard you fell into a trap!

Nuthead: Crap!

Hawklor: Eonei Attack!

{A Bunch of Ravengers warp in and start running around}

Nuthead: You think you can beat me come on!

{One of them rams into nuthead sending him flying into the.......}

?????: Hang on Nuthead!

{And ????? runs over the lava and grabs Nuthead and runs onto land}

Nuthead: Gamer!

Hawklor: Stupid Hegdehog!

Gamer: Well Duh I wouldn't let an idiot kill you. Now as for the Ravengers.

{Gamer Take out the R.Y.4.N.O and kill the Ravengers with one shot}

Gamer: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawklor: Oh yeah. Shadow One attack them!

{then a Shadow One Warps in.}

Hawklor: Now die!

{Suddenly a hole is blowed into the ceiling and a Green ship shoots the Shadow One killing it}

?: Uh-huh! Woo!

Nuthead: K!

Gamer: And the Rare Witch!

{and K Jumps out and joins Gamer and Nuthead}

K: Guys let kill him!

Hawklor: Thats it! no more Mr. Nice Guy.

{Hawklor jumps into his pod and flies into a mech that looks like a dino}

Hawklor: Now DIE!

{Boss Time!}
[Theme: Metal Overlord {SH Super Fight} }

Hawklor: llllllll {1}
Front End: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll {2}
Back End: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll {2}


{The mech starts to charge near the three. All three dodge and Gamer throws a Holy Hand Grenade at the back end and does a lot of damage}

Back End: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Gamer: We can beat you!

Hawklor: BURN IN H***!

{The Front End starts to charge for a fire blast. But then the Mech started moving to the upper-left corner}

Hawklor: What the!

Gamer: K what's going on......

Nuthead: That mech's moving....

K: There's no magnets here!

Hawklor: Eject! Eject!

{The Front End is jettisoned off and two flaps open causing it to fly}

Hawklor: Ha-ha!

{Then the communicator on the mech goes off}

Hawklor: Minion I don't have time for this i'm in a fight against the morons.

Minion: We have a big problem.

Hawklor: What!

Minion: Well remember how we usd our new troops to blow the rare world up.........

Hawklor: Yea.

Minion: Well those three can kill them! and they have magic and stuff.

Hawklor: Okay!

{Back to the fight}

Gamer: Those idiots did a lot of damage to the Back End.

Back End: lllllll

Hawklor: 3 or 6 I'll kill you all!

{The Front End reattaches to the Back End}

Hawklor: Thats it!

{The Mech attepts to charge a Omega Beam}

K: Hey Hawklor Eat this!

{K fires his most powerful weapon. The Galaxy Beam. the beam leave only the pod}

{Battle Over}

Hawklor: I will show you all! You'll see

{the Pod flies off}

Nuthead: We did it!

Gamer: Yeah we..

{the Eggs warp in}

Red ? Egg: You did good in your fight.

Yellow ? Egg: And since Nuthead forgot I'll give you these.

{Two keys just like Nuthead's appaer in Gamer and K's hands}

K: Woah what's this for.

Blue ? Egg: to seal keyholes and beat the crap out of evil}

Gamer: Yay violence!

Green ? Egg: Oh and You three will need help.

Gamer: Why I can handle it!

Cyan ? Egg: Because Gamer the Heartless and the Nobodies are unaffected by weaopnry other than that!

Pink ? Egg: Nuthead remember where you landed......

Nuthead: Yeah some island.

Yellow ? Egg: And you saw three people....

Nuthead: Yes!

Green ? Egg: Well they wield Keys too and...........

{Gamer's mind has an inmagination about the girl}
[Theme: Japanesse Boy GTA:VC]

Gamer: Holy crap!

{then K slaps him in the head}

K: Focus!

{Then a scream is heard}

Nuthead: Even I know who that is! {Puts Wing Cap on} Gotta go!

{And Nuthead flies off}

K: Idiot!

{To Nuthead}

Nuthead: Peach is in trouble!

{and he get to the Castle where Mario and Luigi are fighting their arch-nemisis Bowser}

Bowser: It's over Super Moron Bros!

Mario: Yeah right!

{and Mario jumps on Bowser only to get burned}

Luigi: Mario!

Bowser: Mwahahahaha! Now to take her hostage and take over the kingdom!

Nuthead: Not on your life!

Bowser: Yeah! E. Koopas attack!

{and Eons with shells warp in along with Neo-Shadows}

Nuthead: Uh-oh!

{And all of the enemies pile on top of him}

Bowser: No-one can beat me!

{And Bowser gets away}

Peach: Mario! HELP!

{and she's gone too}

Mario: Mama-mia now we have to go all the way to his castle and save the princess!

{And then the Rare Witch crashes into the castle}

Gamer: Nuthead!

{Nuthead gets the enemies off him}

Nuthead: Yeah!

Gamer: Get your butt in here so we can find the keyhole!

Mario: Hang on me and Luigi will come with you!

Luigi: Beside we know about Bowser's home and a key hole.

{And so Nuthead and the Mario Bros. jump into the ship!}

Luigi: Hey Who are you guys.

K: I'm K That's Gamer, Nuthead, Uh...........

{Just then a Bullet Bill slams into the Rare Witch!}

Gamer: We've been hit!

Nuthead: Land there! the entrance!

{and the RW lands and everyone gets out}

K: What's the plan!

Mario: Usually the first trap is a bunch of Thowmps from the entrance to the next room.

Gamer: Hang on everyone!

{And everyone grabs Gamer and he blasts through all the traps}

Luigi: O....kay.

{and they go through the door to see the princess in a cage and Bowser laughing}

Bowser: You're too late! All I have to do is kill Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom is mine!

Mario: We'll Beat you like any other day.

{Boss Time!}
[Theme: SM64 Bowser in the Sky boss]

Bowser: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

{Mario and Luigi run over to the princess to break her out. Nuthead Grabs Bowser and throws him into the wall}

Bowser: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Bowser: Heh! {Uses Bowser Bomb. But misses causing a ton of damage}

Bowser: I

Gamer: You're dead! {Uses R.Y.4.N.O and defeats Bowser}

{Bowser falls over}

Nuthead: We did it!

Gamer: and it was weight easy. get it WIEGHT easy

{The Marios run over along with Peach}

Mario: Thanks for helping us.

K: No problem......

Hawklor: Hold it!

{Hawklor flies in}

Gamer: You!

Hawklor: Yes and it's not over.........BLACK EGG!

{And a Black ? Egg warps above Bowser and starts giving him it's power}

Luigi: Uh-oh!

Nuthead: Uh-oh indeed! K get the princess and take her back to her castle!

K: {Nods}

{and so K get the Princess and runs off}

Bowser: Mwahahahahahahahaha!

{And Bowser grows and grows and becomes Giga Bowser}

Giga Bowser: You will die!

[Theme: SSBM Giga Bowser]

Giga Bowser: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII {3}

Gamer: DIE!

{Gamer uses the R.Y.4.N.O but it only does a seventh of damage}

Giga Bowser: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII {2}

Gamer: Crap......

{And Giga Bowser Stomps on Gamer}

Mario: Nuthead if we are to defeat Giga Bowser we need to combine our power.

Nuthead: Right!

Mario: TRIPLE.......

Luigi: FINAL......

Nuthead: SMASH!

{and all three use their final smashes on Giga Bowser deafeating him}

Giga Bowser: Noooooo!

{and he turns back into Bowser blowing up his Castle and severely damaging Hawklor's pod

Hawklor: Heh. heh. heh {Presses Buttton} The Eon Amp Device will put the Eon part out of control! {Teleports}

{Back at Peach's Castle}

Luigi: Hey thanks for beating Bowser and helping us.............

Gamer: Well I guess you're welcome.

Mario: And we want to give you these.

{And Mario gives Nuthead a Red Orb, A Purple gem, and a keychain with a star on it}

K: Thank You.

Nuthead: Now what the next plan.

K: Well first lets head to the Neo Rare Witch and find out what these things are. Then we can go from there.

{and the six head to the Rare Witch}


One Egg down...a Bunch to go. What's going to happen Next. Find Out in Chapter 2!

[Adam]

Odd. It's written like a script...

[marionuthead]

Chapter 2: Great! Not Again

{A few seconds later. On the Neo Rare Witch}

K: Now Gamer you figure out who these people are. Nuthead and me will check this stuff out.

{And K and Nuthead go to the analzyer at the front of the ship}

K: Now first we insert the Keychain. {Inserts keychain}

Nuthead: It says that its the Shooting Star Keychain. Whenever appiled with a Keyblade it increases all parameters and adds 1 to all combos.

K: Now the Red.....What the!

{The core starts glowing and envelopes everything in red. Then it forms a shell and a ?}

Red ? Egg: What you found was my heart.

Nuthead: Okay!

K: Wait whats this on my controls. Fire? Drives?. {Presses Drives} Gamer form? Valor form?

Red ? Egg: I gave all of you that.

K: Now the Gem. {Inserts Gem}

Nuthead: It says here that this is a summon gem. Apparently when a world gets destroyed if any of the people have done a good thing and are a Hero then they get turned into a gem. And this one has a skull emblazoned on it.

K: Now three questions: One what is this key that you gave Nuthead called?

Red ? Egg: Its called the Rainbow Guardian.

K: Two how are Nuthead and the rest supposed to use the spells and drives.

Red ? Egg: For spells they have to say the name of it. Drives they have to focus on what drive and say Light.

K: Last one how do we use the summon gem.

Red ? Egg: Either tap the Gem twice with a Keyblade or say the name of the summon.

K: thats all.

Nuthead: lets get Gamer.

{and so they look all over the place until they get to the TV room}

K: There you are Gamer

Gamer: Shut up K I'm trying to beat them in Melee

K: Oh yeah! {Joins game}

Nuthead: I guess I have to find out where to go next}

{Nuthead runs off into the Map room}

Nuthead: Hmm we can go to Sly World with a Battle Level of 7 or Sonic World with a Battle Level of 5. I think we should take the hard part. Computer take us to Sly World

Computer: Arrival time: 45 minutes.

{Back to everyone else}

Game: This Games Winner is......

Newsguy: We interrupt this game to bring you this bulleton. Banjo and Kazooie have been tooken to jail because of escaping from the law. Now back to the game.

{Nuthead runs in}

Nuthead: K we're heading to the Sly World.

K: Good because the Bear and Bird were taken to jail by you-know-who.

{45 minutes later}

Nuthead: This may be a bumpy ride.

{Meanwhile....}

Eon: Don't just stand there get that wing on.

{A Nobody starts carrying the wing. What are they up to. Back to Nuthead}

K: Crap!

Gamer: Not that **** fox again

{A shot blows the right wing off the RW}

Sora: K is it bad when YOU ONLY HAVE ONE WING!

Nuthead: He's right K! land!

Gamer: {looks at readers} If you are wondering how we know them its because we didn't want to waste time.

K: Hang On! We're about to make a crash landing.

{And the RW collides into the fountain}

Gamer: Whew!

{and they get out}

World Name: ??????????

Nuthead: Now then we need to.......

Hawklor: Give me the Egg!

K: No!

Hawklor: Come On!

Nuthead: No!

Hawklor: Please

Gamer: NO!

Hawklor: Now you give me no choice. {Gets Switch out} Either you give me the egg or you Half-Eon friend gets sent to the bad place.

{A blue blur steals the switch}

Hawklor: WTF!

K: Huh?

?: Freeze! All of you!

Hawklor: Great now she's after me, no matter. Thunder-Cores get her!

{And 4 Thunder-Cores trap ?}

Hawklor: Now to.......

Turtleman: Hold it! Retards! I'm fighting them!

Hawklor: How about we both fight them. BLACK EGG!

{And the Black Egg warps above Nuthead and gives him its power}

Nuthead: Whats........AGHHHHHHHHH!

{And Nuthead turns Pitch-Black and grows Two spikes on his back. His clothing turns Dark Blue and Black. His hat is gone and his Eyes turn Yellow with no pupils}

Nuthead: Must...........Destroy Gamer!

{His hands glow Black}

Nuthead: Eonei........FIRE.......TEMPEST!

{And a dark-blue fire dragoon heads at Gamer at High-Speed}

Gamer: K what the **** is going on here!

K: He's gone Full-Eon.

Sora: Whats that!

K: When Nuthead's homeworld was attacked by the Eonei they turned Nuthead into an Eon. He nearly killed everyone if it wasn't for the eggs. but the eggs only stopped part of it. Nuthead was able to control himself until now.

{Boss Time!}
[Theme: Cameo Leon VJ2}

{Hawklor Gets into a mech that looks like a octopus}

Hawklor: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII [3]
Turtleman: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Arm 1: IIIII
Arm 2: IIIII
Nuthead {Full-Eon}: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [4]

K: Listen! I'll Take Turtleman. Gamer You get Hawklor. And you three get Nuthead.

Gamer: Now take This!

{Gamer uses his homing attack on Hawklor}

Hawklor: III [3]

Turtleman: Thunder!

{And lightining attemps to hit K but they missed}

K: I'll show you. Double Galaxy Beam!

{And the even more powerful galaxy beam does a Ton of damage}

Turtleman: I'm outta here {Teleports}

Nuthead: Let's see three on three! {duplicates}

K: Gamer!

Gamer: Okay!

{and Gamer turns into an orb and fuses with K for Gamer Drive.}

K: Oh Yeah!

Hawklor: Crap!

{and K quickly fire two shots blowing up both arms}

Computer: Power Output -25%

Hawklor: ****!

{Suddenly 4 power stands and a base pop up}

Power 1: IIIIIIIIII
Power 2: IIIIIIIIII
Power 3: IIIIIIIIII
Power 4: IIIIIIIIII
Stand: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Arm 3: IIIII
Arm 4: IIIII
Arm 5: IIIII
Arm 6: IIIII
Arm 7: IIIII
Arm 8: IIIII

{And Hawklor flies onto the Stand}

Hawklor: Wahaha!

{Several balls pop up}

Nuthead: {No! Stop!} Thats it! {Breaks Black Egg's power}

{Nuthead flies over}

Nuthead: Memento Mori!

{And the Stand and 4 Powers blow up!}

Gamer: He did it...

Sora: He broke...

Riku: The power.....

Kairi: of the.....

K: Black Egg.....

Hawklor: No!

{and suddenly the pod goes bonkers}

Hawklor: Uh-oh!

Bentley: Take that you no-gooder!

K: Bentley!

{And the Pod shuts down}

Hawklor: You will regret ever doing this! {Teleports}

Gamer: Whew that was close!

[End Battle]


Oh Crap! Hawklor got pwned! What's Next! Find out in Chapter 3

[marionuthead]

Chapter 3: Breakout! and a New Friend.

{At the Safe House}

Murray: So those freaks are back. I'll smash them to tiny pieces!

Bentley: And not only that Banjo's in jail again!

Gamer: But where Butthole-Bird at?

Bentley: We only saw Banjo.

Sly: So whats the plan!

Bentley: Okay here's how it's going to work.........

{A slideshow starts with Banjo in jail}

Bentley: Okay in order to break Banjo out we.........

{Shows cell}

Bentley: Hack this Double-locked cell...

Nuthead: Let me guess there is a catch..

Bentley: Yes. There are 2 guards. Even if we manage to knock them out we still have to deal with.....

Gamer: Yeah Yeah Yeah Stupid Cop! Checks if guards are there blah blah blah!

{Shows K and Bentley hacking the Cell}

Bentley: K and I will hack the cell.

Gamer: Nomally I wouldn't even know anything about break-ins but wouldn't she NOTICE A ROBOT AND A TURTLE HACKING A CELL!

Bentley: Thats where the rest of you come in.

{A few hours later}

K: Okay we're almost done and......

{A click is heard}

K: Yes!

Bentley: The plan is working nothing can derail it!

Banjo: Thank goodness! oh and meet my new friend!

{A guy that looks like he is made of magnets pops out of banjo's pack}

?: Hi!

K: Lets go!

Gamer: Uh... K

K: Not now Gamer

Gamer: K......

K: What!

{Gamer and K look up to see a giant metal owl blowing stuff up}

Bentley: Not again!

{and the rest come in}

Nuthead: Woah!

Murray: Clockwerk!

Gamer: To the Rare Witch!

{And they run to the Rare Witch}

K: Now then we need to......

?: Destabilze the polarity on it causing the metal to repel.

Nuthead: I hate to say it but he's smarter than you.

K: So anyway Nuthead and the new guy will get on clock......

Gamer: They're already gone.

K: Mama-****er!

{On Clockwerk}

Nuthead: Now how long will you need?

?: About 3 minutes.

Nuthead: {nods}

{Clockwerk's head turns}

Nuthead: Uh-oh!

{and it fires lasers. but they miss}

Nuthead: Ha-ha!

{and then 3 Metal Bartos warp in}

Nuthead: Hi meet my fire!

{and he fires 6 fireballs but they go right through them}

Nuthead: K we got a problem!

K: Hang on! {Scans the Metal Bartos in front} **** it they have Nobody DNA!

Gamer: What are we going to do!

?: Magnetic Polarity! REVERSE!

{and Clockwerk begins to fall apart.}

Nuthead: That had to be cool!

?: Yeah but now we're falling!

Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

{The RW flies under and opens the top catching the new guy. but misses Nuthead}

Gamer: Oh-no!

{Nuthead the grabs a black orb and a purple orb before finally getting into the RW}

Banjo: Whew!

{Back on the ground}

Bentley: Thanks we couldn't have done it without you!

Nuthead: No problem!

Banjo: And the keyhole's sealed thanks to me

Gamer: Wait you done it.

Banjo: Yes!

K: Uh..we better go!

Gamer: And thanks for the keychain!

{and they get on the RW}

K: Now to figure out everything.

Nuthead: To the Neo Rare Witch!

{and they leave}

"Cue FF Music" Magneticeon joined the Party! What will happen Next. Find out in Chapter 4

[Oz the Gay and Powerful]

I'm not one to critique other people's fanfics considering my own one is crap but...

[marionuthead]

Chapter 4: More Eggs?!? and a Very Big Moment

{On the Neo Rare Witch}

K: Okay the Black and Purple Orbs

{and they turn into eggs}

Black ? Egg: Hi i'm the real Black Egg

Purple ? Egg: And I'm the Purple egg

Red ? Egg: Wait! I remember....

Gamer: What is it.

Blue ? Egg: There were 14 eggs made. but only in case of something really bad happening.

Nuthead: Okay?

K: Hey! I got Anti and Eon forms in my Drives

Black ? Egg: I gave you that.

{Meanwhile...in the Eonei Lair}

Minion: You idiots! our plan isn't working you let them get 3 eggs!

Turtleman: We're Sorry!

Minion: Hmmm...Hawklor hows the Power Booster going.

Hawklor: Well we have Kingdom Hearts but.......it won't work without a princess

{And D. Nuthead, D. Gamer, and D. K come in}

D. Gamer: We could go to the Neo Rare Witch, Take the eggs and that girl and the plan will go smoothly!

Minion: Do that!

{and the three teleport out. Back to the Neo Rare Witch}

Nuthead: Hmm....Movieland!

Gamer: Sonic World!

Nuthead: Movieland!

Gamer: SONIC WORLD!

Nuthead: MOVIELAND!

K: Hey! Why don't we flip a coin. Heads its Movieland. Tails its Sonic World.

{Flips coin then power goes out}

Gamer: Ahh can't see!

Nuthead: Hey you're on my foot Banjo!

Banjo: No it's Gamer!

Gamer: I'm not on your foot.

Magneticeon: Riku get the **** off my head!

D. Nuthead: D. K get your hand out of my mouth.

Nuthead: Hey!

D. Gamer: Uh-oh!

{and a fight begins from the world room and heads near a bedroom.}

Gamer: Don't hit that door.........

{CRASH!.........A Minute earlier}

Me: Wait!

{I run in}

Me: Sorry to interrupt but the next scene has Romance in it. Thank you

{I run off. Back to the story. A minute earlier}

Sora: Hey Kairi.

Kairi: Yeah.

Sora: I.....

{Nosie increases}

Sora:....Love.......

{Noise increases even more}

Sora: ........You.

{and then his lips gets on hers.}

Kairi: I.......

{CRASH!. and the door opens.}

Computer: Power restored!

{And the lights come back on and they stop fighting}

D. Gamer: ****!

Banjo: Woah!

{And they stare for a minute}

Sora: Uh.......

{The Banjo-Kazooie Death theme plays as they faint}

Me: YES! they finally kissed

Death: And now I have to take their souls

Me: THEY ARE NOT DEAD DEATH!

{Death warps out}

Me: Cue Jiggy Transition.

{A jiggy transition happens and everyone that broke the door were up}

D. Nuthead: We have to go......

{D. Nuthead warps out followed by D. Gamer, and D. K}

K: And we have to figure out what the next world is

{K grabs Gamer and Nuthead and they leave. To the World Room}

Gamer: Hey its heads!

K: To Movieland!

Gamer: Good thing I have my V-Watch!

{Yelling noises are heard and Banjo is thrown into the room}

Banjo: Ow!


Poor Banjo. What is going to happen next. Find out in Chapter 5!