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1UP
15th April 2009, 04:28 AM
"It's the Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread!"

What did people say before sliced bread was invented?

I'm being serious, this expression has always confused me.

I hear this saying used frequently enough to think the value of its meaning has dwindled over the years. First off, sliced bread was invented around the year 1928 or so, and I can assure you, that many things have been invented since then, that have greatly surpassed the usefulness, practicality, and creative design of sliced bread. Such inventions include the ballpoint pen, electron microscope, frozen dinners, the atomic bomb, Velcro, microwave, and the internet.

Of course, it should be called into question how exactly this "sliced bread" is to be defined, as many may argue it is when people first started using sharpened edges of metal such as knives to split their loaves of bread into straight smaller sections of what it once was, rather than breaking it apart by other means. For the sake of discussion and accuracy, I would it assume it would be better to consider sliced bread to be when people could go out to the market and buy a loaf worth of bread that was already pre-cut into slices by either a man-powered or electric-powered machine.

As stated before, other inventions have already surpassed the greatness of sliced bread, so as soon as that second other great invention existed, this saying immediately became void. But another reason is to blame for this statement, which is how often this expression is tossed around.

Literally everything new that comes out that is cool, useful, unique, or hip is automatically referred to as "the greatest thing since sliced bread," and if so many things belong in this category, what does that really say about them? If such a large majority of things that may or may not be good are all called by a similar term, it only makes sense that the term doesn't really mean much.

Now, what made sliced bread so great to begin with? This invention was created in the tail end of the decade know as the "Roaring Twenties." This age was essentially a time of prosperity as well as celebration for those living in the US, UK, and Canada. World War I had ended about a decade or so earlier, and had created a huge economic boom. This meant more people had more money to spend and were therefore able to afford more luxuries and conveniences.

Yes, people loved having things convenient, a trend still present in today's society. The big thing about sliced bread was that it was extremely convenient, not terribly expensive, very useful, and incredibly practical. If someone wanted a sandwich (a convenient and accessible food choice), they could make one almost instantly.

It also came out at the best possible time frame. People were willing to buy it, and it was right before the Great Depression. If this had been created just one year later, no one would talk about it, since no one would be willing to go out on a limb to buy it, due to a lack of money. But since it had been out beforehand, it had been able to become integrated into the life of the average person, leading it to continue selling throughout the depression.

So this poses a question; is it the actual pieces of sliced bread that are great, or the fact that it is simple food product that is readily available to everyone and will continue to thrive and outlive every other invention that may threaten to dethrone it from its greatness?

Sekna
15th April 2009, 04:42 AM
Sliced bread is cool, it's just a saying to show that it's useful, relax,
/thread


(Also did you actually type all of this?)

Korra
15th April 2009, 04:46 AM
Bread is delicious, tasty and can fill you up.

Err..I guess its just a saying...and thats alot of text.

Adam
15th April 2009, 04:48 AM
That is a wall of text about sliced bread. You win.

1UP
15th April 2009, 04:48 AM
Sliced bread is cool, it's just a saying to show that it's useful, relax,
/thread


(Also did you actually type all of this?)

Yes, but some of the things claimed to be greater than sliced bread aren't useful.

And of course I typed all that.

Weldar-Kazooie
15th April 2009, 04:52 AM
Are you both denying that sliced bread doesn't deserve a post of that quality?

Sliced bread is awesome! :D

Delicious, tasty, filling, and is the perfect thing to use when making a sandwich!

Sliced Bread is the god of all bread types, thus making it important and earning it's phrase.

Perhaps old sayings before it would have been: "It's the Greatest Thing since Fire" or "It's the greatest thing since Mediterranian trade!" or even "Ugg ugg ooga (Caveman speak :D)"

The world may never know...:-/

1UP
15th April 2009, 05:00 AM
Are you both denying that sliced bread doesn't deserve a post of that quality?

Sliced bread is awesome! :D

Delicious, tasty, filling, and is the perfect thing to use when making a sandwich!

Sliced Bread is the god of all bread types, thus making it important and earning it's phrase.

Perhaps old sayings before it would have been: "It's the Greatest Thing since Fire" or "It's the greatest thing since Mediterranian trade!" or even "Ugg ugg ooga (Caveman speak :D)"

The world may never know...:-/

Now this makes me wonder. We all know there is a wide variety of bread types such a sourdough, Italian, whole wheat, rye, etc. Now why wouldn't this phrase be more specific and state what flavor/variety of bread in its sliced form is actually the greatest?

This could cause a large controversy if it is not cleared up soon, as of now anybody could assume the aforementioned sliced bread is any flavor they want. This could lead to mass confusion throughout our society. If anything is important in our society, it is communication, so it is best that we make things such as common phrases as clear and coherent as possible.

Since everyone has different tastes and therefore different bread choices, this phrase could end up meaning "This is cool," "This sucks," "This is OK with me," used as sarcasm, used as a threat, used as a compliment, used as a question and literally ANYTHING.

Sekna
15th April 2009, 05:25 AM
It's just a saying, as I said. You said some things aren't useful but claim to be, that's because the marketers decided to draw you in with a common saying that would prompt you to buy it. Just because it says it is doesn't actually MEAN it is.

(Sorry if I'm sounding argumentative or bitchy :-/)

1UP
15th April 2009, 05:32 AM
It's just a saying, as I said. You said some things aren't useful but claim to be, that's because the marketers decided to draw you in with a common saying that would prompt you to buy it. Just because it says it is doesn't actually MEAN it is.

(Sorry if I'm sounding argumentative or bitchy :-/)

It's not just the marketers who say that though, it's anyone. TBH, I've never heard it used in marketing aside from cheesy parody commercials.

Sekna
15th April 2009, 05:35 AM
Anyone is retarded then.
(jks)

Jager
15th April 2009, 07:13 AM
I reckon sliced bread is just so awesome it overpowers all.:)

Porky
15th April 2009, 09:54 AM
They probably siad it's the greatest thing since the wheel. Either that, or sliced bread was invented by a man from the future, who was already familiar with sliced bread and so went back to create it. When he did, he exclaimed, "this is the greatest thing since itself!"

Articerile
15th April 2009, 10:23 AM
Before sliced bread they said "This is the greatest thing since bread!"
And before then they said "This is the greatest thing since incest!"

Snagprophet
15th April 2009, 10:50 AM
Sliced bread was technically invented just after bread was. I prefer slicing my own, however, because it makes me feel more active.

Deebs
15th April 2009, 12:19 PM
'Cuz sliced bread... Is... Om nom nom nom...

Convenience. Yay.

1UP
15th April 2009, 03:04 PM
Sliced bread was technically invented just after bread was. I prefer slicing my own, however, because it makes me feel more active.

Every time I do something to feel more active, I end up doing something that reverses the effects of my activity simply because I was active before.

Weldar-Kazooie
15th April 2009, 09:39 PM
Now this makes me wonder. We all know there is a wide variety of bread types such a sourdough, Italian, whole wheat, rye, etc. Now why wouldn't this phrase be more specific and state what flavor/variety of bread in its sliced form is actually the greatest?

This could cause a large controversy if it is not cleared up soon, as of now anybody could assume the aforementioned sliced bread is any flavor they want. This could lead to mass confusion throughout our society. If anything is important in our society, it is communication, so it is best that we make things such as common phrases as clear and coherent as possible.

Since everyone has different tastes and therefore different bread choices, this phrase could end up meaning "This is cool," "This sucks," "This is OK with me," used as sarcasm, used as a threat, used as a compliment, used as a question and literally ANYTHING.


Why can't we all just get along! :(

Bread is good, sliced bread it better. Does it matter what kind? o-O

1UP
15th April 2009, 10:44 PM
Why can't we all just get along! :(

Bread is good, sliced bread it better. Does it matter what kind? o-O

Yes, since some people are allergic to certain breads depending on what's in them.

Bread that's good for you could kill someone else.