The ryhming game

[lamentofgrunty]

okay here goes: Come on people time I lack now make with the nice comeback.

[BKSonic1234]

Hmmm....Aha!

I'd like to eat this pie right now, but unfortunately I own a cow.

[Heffy]

I'll eat the bovine, but I'll need some wine.

[lamentofgrunty]

Ah i see it makes people sad to know my grammar is really bad.

[MewChan]

Umm...
My sister has a cat anmed Lexi, and I think Aru is t3h sexy?

[Heffy]

My cat is named Georgie, she likes to eat.. um.. porgie?

[lamentofgrunty]

what the hell we shall see there is now one sexer than grunty.

[BKSonic1234]

If you right now eat some paste, I won't hit you in the face!

[lamentofgrunty]

Grunty's figure is so breathe-taking it is making my heart goes heart aching and mavbye she's a wee bit plump mabye her rooms a grabage dump but you got to admire that over sized ass so grunty you may not harrass. - rhyming poem made by me the one and only lament of grunty

[lamentofgrunty]

it's is hard to rhyme all the time yes it is true grunty's hot her figure and speech is something brentilda has not.

[Gruntling]

Your rhymes are too long and syllables are key, please shorten it and follow with me!

[MewChan]

I'm scarred for life, Grunty's a cow. I'll go look through yaoi doujinshi now.

...O_O

[dmoss]

o_O ... Mmmkay.

Grunty's large, she's rather big! I think that I'll go dance a jig!

[machanist]

if grunty wants to be so damn thin, why doesnt she jump in a bin?
that was quite a lot, instead she should leap inside a cot
:rolleyes:

[lamentofgrunty]

grintulida's spell's fly with such a whizz i love the way they screech and fizz.

[repobanjo]

Warning! I suck at rhyming, and I'll need to make up fake words.

What really is your favorite color, Mine is the spectacular wolor!

I'm much better at haiku's

Wayne's basement is there
But it is not Wayne's basment
Don't you think that's weird?[/Wayne's World]

Now for one of my real specially made ones.

The cup holds water.
The water stays in the cup.
It doesn't fall out.

FMA Haiku!

MewChan likes Edward
Alphonse is Edwards brother
They cast Alchemy

Nice, right? If you are wondering what this has to do with rhymes, rhyming is a form of poetry. Haikus are too.

[Upsilon]

Rhyming haikus are
Better than others by far
I don't have a car

[repobanjo]

Ouch, that really hurts
My friend has a name, it's Bert
He farts, he says FERT!

Random Haiku, go!

[lamentofgrunty]

I didn't understand what you said but you rhyming is really dead.

[Upsilon]

Hey, Lament, I think you'll find there's no point in being so unkind. Please be nice to Repobanjo, because he did the best he can... yo.

[MewChan]

Warning! I suck at rhyming, and I'll need to make up fake words.

What really is your favorite color, Mine is the spectacular wolor!

I'm much better at haiku's

Wayne's basement is there
But it is not Wayne's basment
Don't you think that's weird?[/Wayne's World]

Now for one of my real specially made ones.

The cup holds water.
The water stays in the cup.
It doesn't fall out.

FMA Haiku!

MewChan likes Edward
Alphonse is Edwards brother
They cast Alchemy

Nice, right? If you are wondering what this has to do with rhymes, rhyming is a form of poetry. Haikus are too.
I am SO sigging that! *High-fives* You rock.

Dude that was so effing tight, CoolWhip whiped cream is usally white?

[lamentofgrunty]

Hey, Lament, I think you'll find there's no point in being so unkind. Please be nice to Repobanjo, because he did the best he can... yo.

I was being mean becuase he be getting too annoyed at me.

[Gruntling]

'Tis not nice to be unkind, if you do so you'll face a bind!

[Kaz da Breegull]

I am rather sick of immature arguments like this, I would much prefer to give a huge spider a kiss.

[repobanjo]

I am rather sick of immature arguments like this, I would much prefer to give a huge spider a kiss.

So would I, but for peace you must start war! One of my oxymorons in my vast collections of things.

Rhyming Haikus!

I put on a belt.
It gave me a very big welt
I look like a Celt.

And Mew, I van make many more FMA haikus (maybe rhyming ones, too!) even with my limited FMA knowledge. To the FMA study Hall! *goes to Google.*

[Minjo]

I agree with Kaz da Bregull and that stuff,
this topic will get flaming full!

(I suck at this) :p

[MewChan]

Haiku time?

Paul, Ringo, The Beatles
Repo is obsessed with them
Yay for obsessions?

Damn, I suck at this!

[Goatmancer]

Mew, very nice try
You need some more practice though
Please, just don't go die


Well, it did rhyme, but I did try to make it seem nicer.

[lamentofgrunty]

if you can't rhyme then what the **** now we know you really suck. ( couldn't think of any other.sorry)

[MewChan]

Lament is ticking
Please shut the hell up, go on
thank you for your time.

[repobanjo]

Yay, Beatles Haiku!

You tried really hard
Yes, I am obsessed with them
John, George, Paul, and Ringo!

Weeeee! That was cool.

This is becoming a poetry slam!

[MewChan]

'Tis a haiku fest.

MewChan likes haikus
But sadly, she sucks at them
Boo Hoo for MewChan.

[lamentofgrunty]

mewchan it wasn't directed to you but since you made the mistake of accusing me i will have no problem in yelling at you for doing so.

ah i see it makes you sad to know your ryhming is really bad.

[MewChan]

Lament, once again
your pissing me off, you 'tard
Shut up, please? Thank you.

[repobanjo]

I am good at this!
this is my big specialty
I suck at rhyming.

I can go on with these for hours!

[MewChan]

I agree with you
Haikus are addicting, yay
But so Is Alphonse.

P.S.

Goodnight, RWP
MewChan needs to go to sleep
Bye Bye, from MewChan.

[lamentofgrunty]

now it is time to end your fun it looks like i can't be outdone

[MewChan]

P.S.S

GIF for you, lament
Please shut up you friggin b!tch
You are annoying.

Credit goes to Crack Icons, on Live Journal. (http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~kmcconne/icons3/bitch.gif)

[lamentofgrunty]

i didn't want to do this mewchan if this seems harash you have all right to flame me afterward. But that gif. you jsuted psoted really offended me so now this you'll have to see.

[Goatmancer]

I thought you were supposed to rhyme
But Haikus are in this time

[lamentofgrunty]

I thought you were supposed to rhyme
But Haikus are in this time

i did rhyme just in time. you jsuted psoted really offended me so now this you'll have to see.

[Skill]

This topic has hit rock bottom some how, i saw it an i was like wow. How did an idea such as this turn into this piss. I don't get why every one is hating you lament but i hope this topic doesn't turn into cement.

[Gruntling]

Haikus and such are hard to do,
I can only handle verses by two!

[Skill]

Ok this isn't meant to ryhme i have a stupid question what is a Haikus because i read some and i don't understand them.

[MewChan]

Haiku, Poem (That dosn't have to ryme) That starts with 5 sylibles, the next line has 7, then the last has 5 again.

This is a haiku
Badly made in one minute
This example sucks.

[repobanjo]

Here is another.
This is a morning Haiku.
I just woke up now!

[lamentofgrunty]

then here a hakui

no no no that not fair get those hakius of of here

here's a rhyme

hakuis don't ryhme so don't waste my time.

[repobanjo]

Please don't annoy me. I just came from Tai-Kwon-Do. I am exhausted.

Wow!

Please don't annoy me
I just came from Tai-Kwon-Do
I am exhausted

Unintentional haiku!

[Minjo]

Haiku really rulez
lamento's just doesn't does
I suck at this
I don't give a ****
So stop to annoy me

[MewChan]

Lament's haiku sucked
It wasnt a proper one
No haiku for you.

[lamentofgrunty]

mmm kay but i like to keep this a rhyme since that what i do to pass the time.

[MewChan]

Wow, where is your life
It seems to have left you
so now you are...Odd.

[repobanjo]

You are correct, Mew
Good job on making haikus
He is really odd.

One problem though. It seems to have left you is 6 syllables, not 7.

[lamentofgrunty]

this game is ryhme not hakiu one make sense the other makes two

[Upsilon]

Rhyming 'rhyme' with 'time' is really old,
That manoeuvre leaves me cold.

[repobanjo]

I can not rhyme well
I make up haikus instead
Just like this haiku

[MewChan]

Yeah, what Repo said
We can haiku all we want
So shut up Lament

[BKSonic1234]

Haiku Haiku Hai!
Haiku Haiku Haiku Hai?
Haiku Haiku Hai!

Does that count as one? I mean it's 5 then 7 then 5 again...

[repobanjo]

That realy does count
It's not a good haiku, though
Think of other words.

Still, it does qualify, but a little on the uncreative side.

[MewChan]

Damn, I am so bored
My head hurts, this flippin sucks
Well, gotta go, bye.

[Skill]

Ok it's time to ryhme, i'm at school which isn't cool you see i have a free.

[repobanjo]

School is kind of fun
It passes alot of time
Last summer was dull. (for me)

[BKSonic1234]

I think school sucks.
We do learn a lot there, 'cept
School is still dumb.

(Don'tja think we should just make a Haiku thread?)

[repobanjo]

Good idea.

That was really smart.
I will make that thread right now.
Off to the new threads!

[lamentofgrunty]

no no you must be mad stupid hakuis on this game can't be had. but my game you did wreck with this hakuis you errect( couldn't think of any other ryhme this time.)

[Skill]

I hate hakuis i don't understand there worse than my school band.

[MewChan]

Oh come on you guys
Haikus arent so bad, jeez
Please get over it.

[Skill]

Ok lament it would seem, we are rid off the haikus team. They've made there own thread, so now your topic won't turn in to lead.

[MewChan]

Your all discriminating, please just stop the hating.
Your pissing me off, thats really hard to do. And if you don't shut up, i'll throw my boot at you.

[Skill]

Oh sorry mew i was only joking, didn't mean to upset you or anything. To be honest i really just don't understand them and they don't seem to have any pattern or take any skill to write

[repobanjo]

They may not take as much skill to write, but they need skill. They have a pattern, and I like them alot. You have your opinion, bu don't degrade haikus. I am being a hypocrit right now after the Beates incedent in a certain thread, but I learned from it. I never flamed rhyming, did I?

[Kaz da Breegull]

Haiku poetry is an elegant and graceful form of art. Such poems have been written by the Japanese for many years, and their words capture the beauty of nature. It takes great skill to create a beautiful haiku poem.

[repobanjo]

My haikus are crap
They aren't beutiful, right?
I wish they were, though.

[lamentofgrunty]

But this is ryming game not hakui make you own thread so one doesn't have accomdate two.

[actionwebgamer]

No more haiku rhyming now, do regular rhyming, I'll show you how!
Please check out rhymezone.com, it helps your rhyming drop the bomb!
In fact it's most, most of this post.
AWG out!

[lamentofgrunty]

for this whole thread i was a ryhming beast even gruntilda could beat my skill so her ryming i can kill.

[Skill]

No i'm the best your just the rest, no one can match my skill so go and pop a pill.

[repobanjo]

Now to start rhyming here, how glad! I just got beaten by someone who is bad!

Not good, but still O.K, right?

[Skill]

Well repo you seem to know how to rhyme, but as you can see i'm in my prime.

[Upsilon]

Why do I talk all the time? It's really hard to make these rhyme!
That was the best of Grunty's lines; a line which elegance defines.
(That last rhyme was rather bad; sorry if I made you mad.)

[lamentofgrunty]

one of grunty's ryhme: my belly's big it is really neat it been years since i have seen my feet.

[GameandWatch33]

Now I go away to eat and orange...... Crap, what rhymes with orange?

[Skill]

I have no idea what to post all i can think of is pac-man and ghost.

[lamentofgrunty]

ryhem are really the thing for my so do to the best of your abilty

[Skill]

I'm really over this ryhming game, it's starting to become very lame. There's nothing left for me to say so it looks like i'm finished for today.

[lamentofgrunty]

you know who
did you know what
to you know who
let's keep this between me and you

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Please quit the flames and spam, before I whack you with this ham!

[MewChan]

Ham is good, but Furbies are better,
They fly further, and feel like a feather!

A flaming feather....

[banjo nerd]

im in a car with lots of doors but theres only four

gruntys a fat sheep,thats why that her room is in a heep

klungos stupid with s i bet he plays with ness

banjo the biggest dumb person that he grew an extra thumb

kazoiee the wise ass bird i hope she gets run down by a turd

[Minjo]

lamento está cagado
lo encontre todo tarado
yo creo que todos han pensado
que el idiota es un retrasado ;)

I hope you understand it :D

[TypoKing]

That language you must not speak, or you'll be taking a leak, in sh*t's creek, with nothing but Kazooies beak up your ass for a week!

[Banjzooie]

What you said Minjo I wanted to comprehend, but I did not have any knowledge of Spanish to lend. So I went on to Babelfish, and in English your rhyme is this:

moan is cagado encontre everything defective I I believe that all have thought that the idiot is delaying

The translation is very bad as you can see, the true meaning of your phrase was not free. Maybe I was kicking the wrong ball, your rhyme might not be Spanish at all. Then I struck upon a thought, Portuguese is similar to Spanish a lot. I selected "Portugeuse", but the translated phrase did not please:

moan is cagado lo finds yo all perverted creo that all han thought that el idiotic es un retrasado

This translation is even wierder, and Grunty, everyone feared her. Which of these two translations is closest, by the way Grunty would not make a good hostess. Tell me which is right, from thinking up all the rhyming my brain will explode in a great flash of light, after some random chiming.

[mario_bob]

Minjo think i am very bad which makes me sad but never once did i do somehting to him so this ryhiming game he cannot win.

[Minjo]

I don't care if I don't win this thing you call a... game...
Oh and search the real academy dictionary ;)