The Zombie Comedy RP

[RareBK]

Okay, since I love zombie movies, I just had to put some thing here. Anyone can join, it takes place in the whole gaming universe, like you could have Banjo and Mario in the same room. So yeah, I'll start it off. Also these are more intelligent zombies that can drives vehicles ( they can even follow you in a space ship if you are changing worlds!)

One dark and not so stormy night, a gruntling was making a sort of B.O.B potion to zombify Banjo and Kazooie.

It just so happenes that another gruntling thought it was pop! he drank it and becamed zombified.

And you know what?

He bit someone!

[MewChan]

He bit...He bit...Mega Man? ...I guess he bit Mega Man.

MEANWHILE IN CLICK CLOCK WOOD...?
Winter season, tallest tree...Irony sits on a branch with good friends.
Envy:...Can someone put that retard out of their misery?
*Sounds of screaming, and other disturbing noises are heard*
Irony:Holy...

ISH THE MEGA MAN ZOMBIE! AND HE ATE THE NARATER!

[RareBK]

A while later, a boy named Azir come home after a long day playing air hockey at his friends house, and finds that his home is over crowded with people. "Hey this is my house, GET OUT!" " I never want to see you guys in Jolly Roger's lagoon ever again!" He kicks the deadbeats out. "Man, they were pale." "Well it's time for more adventuring." He takes his stuff and runs out the exit of the town and heads for whats left of Grunty's lair>

When he gets there he finds out that some one made a hole to the upper levels. He climbs up and notices that it isnt destroyed " I've never been her, Ill start up at the top!" He looks at a map " Click Clock wood here we go!" He laughs as he runs up stairs and through a portal!

[Minjo]

NOOOOOOOOOOO...!
I always,and I mean ALWAYS wanted to do a zombie RP!
I was preparing it and now this appears! :(

[MewChan]

As Envy, Irony, and Aru stare blankly at the Megaman zombie, they hear a noise coming from the portal... As Irony's about to say "Holy *****!" at Megaman, someone jumps out through the portal...

[Heffy]

OOC: I guess I'll join, I can never pass up a good RP. ;)

In Click Clock Wood...

Mumbo was sitting in his hut, doing... nothing. He was bored. He perked up, hearing something coming from the portal.

[RareBK]

OOC: Im pretty sure you have to make a charactor hef and Mew, what are your charactors? M/F Jinjo, bear , breegul, human, well so far im human.... Also, I will be going off to the Rathchet and Clank universe for a little side quest.

Azir jumps out of the portal and berrets the zombie with his dual raptors

"That guy looke like a guy that was at my house, strange... Are you okay?"

He helps them up " Im Azir, Who are you?"

[MewChan]

I'm Irony... <_<
Aru and Envy are just sub-characters.

[Heffy]

OOC: Really? MewChan is playing FMA characters...

[RareBK]

Sorry, never seen the show, :P

[Heffy]

OOC: Aw, alright..

A small, white bear wearing a large, black and white backpack was walking through the snowy woods. He stopped when he neared the portal, seeing Azir and the others.

[Goatmancer]

*a blue bird pops out of the white bear's backpack*

Thanks for the lift, I owe you one.

*sees portal, and curious, steps through*

OOC: A shiny nickel to whoever guesses who I'm controlling.

[RareBK]

" Well this is interesting.." He looks around umm, WHO ARE ALL OF YOU?" He screams as he looks at everybody "Well, I know that guy I shot was megaman, but, what was with him, he looked weird!"

[MewChan]

Irony jumps from where she's standing (Which is pretty high up) and lands to the ground on her hands and knees. "...And who are all of you anyway?" She says with a angered look. "You know, this place is forbidden, ever sence Envy and the rest of us took over-", Irony is stopped by an odd noise. "You guys hear that?"
Aru comes up behind her. "Hear what?" "...Nothing, lets go." So Irony, Aru and Envy leave.
Azir looks blankly and trys to peice together what just happened.

[Heffy]

"Anytime." The bear replied. Something in his backpack grumbled about having to share space with another bird... The bear then turned to the dead zombie MegaMan, and his eyes widened. "What in the..?!"

[RareBK]

He looks around and then at his shoes, "okay I get it, so that guy was zombified, and, I shot him, and now hes dead, wait, how did you guys get in, yesterday it was blocked off, were you here this whole time, like, havent left the tower since , like, 20 years ago!" He walks away stunned, and runs into the portal.

[Heffy]

"Actually, I dunno how I got here..." The bear mumbled to himself. He looked at the portal, and walked into it also, curiously.

[Goatmancer]

OOC: Nobody wants a shiny nickel?

*Suddenly appears close enough to see, not close enough to hear*

Where am I he thought

*he sees others around and hides behind a tree*

[MewChan]

Irony, Aru, and Envy continue to walk around the lair, killing any baddie they see along the way for fun.
"...Should we really be killing these things? I mean, they never did anything." Aru looks over at Irony. "Don't look at me" Irony replies, "Envys the one killing them." Just then, a cat runs out of nowhere... "Kya!" Irony picks up the kitty. "Uber Kawaiiness!" Envy turns around. "Umm...Are you allright?" More kitties soon arive...I guess. "It's a sea of kawaii!" o///o "Umm...Okay."

[RareBK]

He walks down another path and notices a cat, " KITTY!" :) "HI" "OMFG A TALKING CAT", He runs away and runs into a group of people " ZOMBIES!" He takes out his sword and doesnt strike.

[Heffy]

The white bear then ran back through the portal and back to the lair, seeing the zombies. "Yikes!"

[MewChan]

Irony and Aru run up to the two. "Don't you dare hurt these kitties!"

[Heffy]

The white bear raised a brow. "Kitties?" he asked. He then noticed the sea of cats that surrounded them. "Oh... those kitties..."

[Goatmancer]

Suddenly, a blaster shot ran through the kitties, stunning a few of them

Jeez, I keep helping them by stunning their enimies, stopping those creeping up, and they still havn't noticed me following them, even when I yelled out "LOOK OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE KITTENS" for the past ten minutes thought the blue falcon.

OOC: I can't believe none of you realize who this is yet. I practically gave away who it is. The shiny nickel comes with a shiny dime now.

[Heffy]

OOC: Is it Falco?

The bear jumped, seeing the blaster shot.

[Goatmancer]

OOC: Congratulations on winning this shiny 15 cents, Heffy. Wadda ya going to do with it?


*Falco jumps out, landing in front of everyone*

"Get back! These aren't normal kittens! They want to eat your brains!"
*kitten jumps on Falco's arm*
"GET HIM OFF OF ME!!!"
*Falco starts running around like a chiken with its head was cut off*

[R Hunter]

Mmm, my RP senses are tingling. :)

*Suddenly a green flash is seen and the kitty is cut in two. Falco and everyone else looks up to see who did it*

???:...need a hand...?

*This stranger is wearing teal colored armor and looks like a reploid from the Mega Man universe, He has silver hair and purple eyes, and is wearing a green cloak. In his left hand is a large beam axe.*

???:...name's Zephyr...where am I?

[RareBK]

A baby panda comes out of his hat. "Oh hi Xylo, whats up?"

The panda does the I dunno gesture and Azir puts him back in the hat. He gets up and notices all of the zombies. " o snap" he pulls out his super nova, the self proclaimed strongest weapon in three galaxys. HE fires and major laser blast vaporize the zombies. " Thats not all of them! we have to explore all the galaxys to destroy them all!

[MewChan]

"I said...DON'T HURT THE KITTIES." Irony begins to extend out her claws (That's right, she has claws.)...? But then...The narater wakes up. "What the hell is going on?" He says, puzled. "Who killed me, whats with those kitties?"

Just as he's about to move, a kitty jumps and attacks him. Oh yeah, and Irony snaps out, takes some kitties, and runs off. Aru comes too.

[Heffy]

The white bear sits there, watching all of the madness, confused. "@_@'

OOC: *eats the nickel and dime* 'Nummy!

[Goatmancer]

Falco, worrying for Irony (he just spend a half-hour protecting Irony), chases after (is it a him or her?). He catches up, but what he sees is...


OOC: Those were ink-bombs. I was hoping you would hold them in your hands happily and I could blow them up. Plus, I have no idea what falco sees.

[Heffy]

OOC: *feels ink explode in his belly* I feel funny... @_@ And, are we supposed to decide what he sees?

[Goatmancer]

OOC: Yea. Could be anything, really, as long as it involves Irony (because somthing's happening to Irony)

[MewChan]

Irony turns around. "Hmm? Why are you following me?" Just as she stops, the kitty jumps out of her hands. "Wait, come back!" "Irony!"

[RareBK]

"o god what is happening?" He runs and bonks heads with Irony, "Sorry.." Hee then notices the glowing of the crystal he was holding " O crap not now!" He screams as a shock wave happenes, teleporting everyone to reigons unknown.

[Heffy]

"What in the--??" was all the bear could say before being teleported.

[MewChan]

Irony grabs Aru's hand. "It's FLCL all over again!" Irony screams as Haruko and Naota fly by. "What the f-" ZZAP.

[Goatmancer]

"Not again......" Falco says as he's about to be transported. As he's being transported, he hit's Naota and now goes a different way from everyone else.....

[RareBK]

He looks up from where he stands " oh crap...!" As the all fall on him!

"I know where we are, Veldin, well, this is bad. were billions of lightyears away, with almost no hope to get back!"

They get up " I guess we'll have to work together!"

[Heffy]

"Er... what just happened...??" The bear asked, looking around.

[MewChan]

Irony sits up and looks around. "Aru? Aru? Oh crap..." Irony starts to cry. "I hope we didn't lose him...Suddenly, Haruko rides by on a Vespa, drops Aru and says "Did you drop this?". Then rides off. "ARU-KUN! YOUR ALIVE!" "...Ow."