Kill the Boss! RPG

[Minjo]

My very first RP (from hopefully many others).

STORY:
"The evil forces known as B.O.S.S and E.V.I.L have joined to create the most horrible monsters in Rare's world,from green-slimy things to Grunty clones and other things... But who's going to stop them?"

GAMEPLAY:
The gameplay is similar to the Battle Game,you have to tell me what do you use to beat a boss,but it isn't too simple: there's HP now (for both you and the monster) and I will tell you if your attack missed or made a critical hit.
This doesn't mean I control all your destiny,you can also use items and other things!

TEAMS:
You may split in mini-teams of 3-4 members and combine your power to attack the bosses,if you die nothing happens,your team will continue!
BUT: If the team's captain dies,it's GAMEOVER for the entire team...

EXTRA:
I don't want to spoil the entire game right now,surprises will pop-up as the game advances,until now just type your info.,select a team to join and we begin when there's at least 1 team of 3-4 members with a name and captain choosen!

Current teams:
A) R.I.D.D.L.E: MAX.TP= 6
-Reapo LV 10(captain)
POWER: 105
Max HP: 125
SPEED: 85
ACCURACY: 135

-Irony LV 9
POWER: 100
Max HP: 110
SPEED: 100
ACCURACY: 100

-Bolt LV 11
POWER: 110
Max HP: 125
SPEED: 140
ACCURACY: 90

-Zeos LV 9
POWER: 90
Max HP: 100
SPEED: 100
ACCURACY: 120
(the other status remain hidden) =)

[Goatmancer]

I guess i'm in.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

This sounds good. I'll join!

EDIT:I'll put in my profile just in case.

Name:Bolt

Description:Kazooies lightning-fast brother(as it implies in the name)

HP:75

Attack:Average

Speed:Fast

Accuracy:Good

Defense:Weak

Abilities:
Lightning Burst:Raise speed to "Freaking Fast"
for three of my turns (only Bolt, Excluding partners) After that, speed is slow for one turn, than after that turn, speed returns to normal.

Hilarious Riddle:If Chuck-o-lator is alive, and is in defenseless mode, heal him completley. (has 50% of working)

Father-Son Flurry:Pulls Lightning (Bolt's son) out of his backpack and
Lightning and Bolt do a super fast flurry of rat-a-tat-raps on one enemy.

Dragon Mode:This happens at certain events, but at a certain [high] level, I can use it automatically, but it'll only work when I'm really low on HP.

EDIT 2:I'm assuming I can add stats.

EDIT 3:Here is my partner:

Name:Chuck-o-lator

Info:Cola that is alive, and packs a powerful punch

HP:120

Attack:Strong

Speed:Slow

Defense:Very Strong with sheild, Strong without

Accuracy:Average (65%)

Abilities:
Dual-move:Can use 2 moves on one turn if there are 2 or more enemies.

Weapon Switch:Switch between Sword of Sizzle and Cola Cannon and vise- versa. (If sheild is destroyed, both weapons are out at the same time)

Defenseless Mode:(activates when down to 1/8 HP) Become short and attack is halved. does a hop attack instead of using weapons. If the ability Dual-move was activated, it is negated until Chuck-o-lator is out of Defenseless Mode. If Chuck-o-lator was brought out of this mode by Hilarious Riddle, All stats double and Chuck-o-lator can perform three moves in one turn until the end of the current battle.

[Minjo]

Perfect!
If you can,manage team setting through PM,or you can also manage it here,just don't overpass the number of posts.

[RareBK]

May I join?

[Minjo]

Sure,everyone can!
Just don't forget your info.

[repobanjo]

Me join, for the sake of the club. *glares angrily at GEKAI*.

[Minjo]

Since I'm the operator,I must see RIDDLE and GEKAI the same way.

[repobanjo]

Dang, oh well. For the sake of the club!

[RareBK]

* glares angrily*

Name:Zeos

A rage induced Lombax

Strength: not much

Weapon proficiency: High

Speed: moderate

Intelligence: High

acuracy: High

Hey can we post our armour and weapons ect?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I have a question:Can we get our own partners? (As in get a partner that's on Bolt's side and is controlled by me)

[Goatmancer]

Guess I should have posted my stats. :o


Name: Mance

A mellow, blue Bregull

Strength: Below Average

Weapon proficiency: Average

Speed: High

Intelligence: High

Acuracy: High

[repobanjo]

Well, if I choose my on stats, then here they are.

Reapo
Grim Reaping Quizmaster

Strengh: medium
HP: He's dead! Very high
Speed: low (hey, he's gotta run in a robe!)
Accuracy: High (Steve (my horse) stomps anything
Weapon profiency: Medium
Intellegence: High (Need to know everyone in the world to reap!)

There you have it, my stats.

[Minjo]

I'm not sure about stats, since you didn't say if we could edit the stats or not. But, of course, I want my speed very high.

Status is only worth in:

A) LEVEL: You get them after you beat a boss! If you really helped your team,you can win more than 1 level,and you may get special items.
Plus: higher levels mean higher power!

B)TEAMWORK: Sounds like Mario Baseball... because it is similar! When more than 1 member attacks at the same time,attack power will:

+INCREASE: If members have a good relationship in the FORUM.
-DECREASE: If members have a bad relationship in the FORUM.

*speed doesn't exist in the game,after the ENTIRE team has attacked,is the boss turn!

EDIT: I noticed you people placed accuracy/power/HP etc... it's OK but don't create a monster. :p

[Goatmancer]

What I mean by speed is how fast I can attack and ability to dodge attacks.

[Minjo]

Remember to tell me when teams have been created,so I can add them to the first post,and add their status (though some of it may be edited)

[Dragon_Kazooie]

What I mean by speed is how fast I can attack and ability to dodge attacks.
Yeah, that's what I mean, too. You can't have Bolt if you can't have speed! Actually, you can, but......DAMN YOU ALL! Heh, stewie line. Now, back on topic. I mean speed like how it is in pokemon games.

EDIT:Can people join you after the start of the game? You know, it's like:
"so-and-so joined your party!" in the middle of the game.

[MewChan]

Name: Irony

Insane homunculis bound to R.I.D.D.L.E

Strengh: Medium
HP: Homunculi can olny be killed one way, so it's semi-high
Speed: Quick, but not super fast
Accuracy: Low
Weapon Pofiency: Low
Inteligentce: High

[Minjo]

OK if people want speed,people speed shall get... :D

[Goatmancer]

I guess us 5 will be in the first party as soon as we have a leader.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

What's this R.I.D.D.L.E. evryone's talking about?

[Minjo]

Oh yeah,I forgot you were offline,try looking here (http://www.rarewitchproject.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2772&highlight=ultimate+riddle+topic) .

It's only a group we created in conjuntion with repo and Mewchan,just like PANTS,if you want to join PM repo!

EDIT: Currently RIDDLE will play at this topic,if you want to join that team,manage things with repo or Mew! If at least 1 more person joins,game shall begin. :)

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I'll join IF the riddles are a tad bit easier.

[Minjo]

Well... actually we don't do anything! :p
The only projects we currently have:
A)RIDDLE logo
B)Mazemaster Riddle ext. pack

[Dragon_Kazooie]

What do you mean? I saw ze riddles in ze thread!

[Minjo]

The thread is different from the group.
OK,so tell me if you're going to join,so it can start everything.

[RareBK]

And R.I.D.D.L.E is sort of partnering up with Gekai for an all out assault..

[Minjo]

Gekai & Riddle...

Who's currently on Gekai?

[RareBK]

Heff, thats it.. yeah but we started today....

[Minjo]

Since I don't see teams are forming,I will start to type the begining!
(Don't fight until teams are made)

Banjo-Kazooie World:
You arrive at the Rare's HQ,you can see many SnS panels on the walls,and everything is smiling in this terrific way: :D
An idea comes to your mind: Who transformed this place into sh!t??
The current members enter the stage:
-Bolt
-Zeos
-Mance
-Reapo
-Irony
Members start forming battle groups.
After the teams are made,you can see Bill Gates entering a nearby door,you follow him,but then...a BOSS appears!

Microsoft Happy Screen
Level: 1
HP: 100
Attack: 15
Defense: 20
Special Power: byte ray (30 DMG)

[MewChan]

Irony:*Waits for R.I.D.D.L.E to asemble* Ready when you are!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Oh, I get it! It's a team, right?

Well, I might not officially join, but I might afterwards.

I'll place a story segment!
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After defeating Richard K. Ching, Bolt, the breegull king, is having dinner with his son, Lightning.

Bolt:Aren't you glad that stupid Richard Ching is out of the picture?

Lightning:Dad, it's been seven years since then, and do you think I would forget it?

Bolt:And do you think I would forget your first word?

Lightning:What?

Bolt:Nothing!

After dinner, they turned on the TV, when a breaking news section appeared on screen!

Reporter:We interrupt this program for extremely important newsbrief!

Organizations E.V.I.L. and B.O.S.S. have teamed up to attempt to take over the world!

They turn off the TV, noticing someone knocking on the door. Bolt answers it.

Bolt:Hello? Oh, hi Simon! What do you need?

Simon:I need you and your son to team up with an organization called R.I.D.D.L.E. to stop E.V.I.L. and B.O.S.S.

Bolt:I guess........I'm gonna join! Can you take me to them?

Simon:Yes, as soon as you are ready.

Bolt get's his red back pack and stuffs a barrel of red soda in his pack (it's like Banjo's) and Lightning hops in it, and puts it on.

Bolt:Let's go Simon!

Simon: right this way.
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It would help if you told me where I am going.

[RareBK]

He wakes up and notices a dreadcoller " aw crap not again, its just Dreadzone all over again, if we lose, I die anyways," He puts on his armour and walks out and onto his starship to Rare's HQ, Im ready for a boss...
" I wonder where Ratchet is..."

[MewChan]

Irony walks out of the Devil's Nest, abit puzled at what all just happened.
Irony: Damn, who would have thought...?
Sudenly, a hooded figure akes her hand and runs.
Irony: 'Ta frick? Let me go!
???: You know what's going on, right?
Irony:No, now let me go!
???: Come on, we have to get to R.I.D.D.L.E!
Irony: WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?
Irony is thrown into a portal, and ends up besides the Gekai starship.

[RareBK]

He gets out of the ship and looks around. "Hmm.."





My Armour (http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2005/251/reviews/927167_20050909_screen001.jpg)

A lombax (http://www.freshlydead.com/images/cartoons/ratchet_and_clank.jpg?scale=800,800)

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Looks like Infernox armor, and I like the sketch of Ratchet.

[repobanjo]

Now for mine!

???? (me!): No time to speak! You were the most powerful person in your dimension, and I need your help! Join R.I.D.D.L.E, please!

Irony:What the? Where am I? Who are you? What's R.I.D.D.L.E? What do you need my help for?

?????: No time to explain, we need to get to the Rare HQ, now! Ah ha! Just as I suspected! the Gekai ship has the off-white color! We can hijack it! We just need to wait for him to leave.

Irony: Off-white? What does that mean?

?????: You ask too many questions, we just need to go! A little bit of this, and some of that, and Wow! We hijacked a Gecki starship! Hop aboard!

Reluctently, Irony hops on to the starship, and they blast off to the Rare HQ.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt arrives at Rare HQ, in a breegull-shaped ship.

Simon:Here we are.

Bolt:Whoa......

Lightning peeps out, and gazes in astonishment.

Simon:See you later!

Simon teleports back to the kingdom, then a white ship appears.
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Somebody take it from here.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Sorry for double-posting, but I suggest that we make teams via posts, not PMs.

[RareBK]

OOC: Mew I was at the Rare HQ, now youve made me confuzed, and I hate being confused...

He walks away and notices his ships gone, "Okay, I have a dreadlock coller and now this, for the love of tyrranoids!" He runs to the mission control room.

[MewChan]

OOC:WTF? Mission controll room? And who kidnaped me? ...I am very confsed.

[RareBK]

OOC: The mission cotrol room, the main room for Rare!

[repobanjo]

Mew, I kidnappedd you, sort of. I asked you to come, and you reluctantly came aboard. The question marks are me, but you don't know my name, so I can't say Reapo. We arte off to Rare HQ to explain things, and to make teams.

As soon as Reapo pilots the ship to the HQ, another ship lands near them.

???????: They could be enemys. Watch how I handle them.

Irony: What the? I still have no clue where I am! Explain, before I pound you!

???????: You might think you can pound me, but I am already dead!

Reapo pull off his robe to reveal a Banjo head. This might seem regular, but then he showed Irony his sarms, which is pure bone.

???????: Let me just explain myself, as that would be enough for now. I'm Reapobanjo, or just Reapo for short. I have been sent into many worlds to help people, r hinder them. As I have just gotten out of fighting K. Ching, there is obviously a new job for a hero. Now, we have to stop here, and investigate the ship that just landed.

Irony: Saying your name won't justify anything. Explain more!

Reapo: Fine....well, after K. Ching died, I went off into a seperate world, where dead people like me could han out. Eventually, I became the king, as I am not only the Grim Reaper, but I have the magic scythe *flashes scythe.* A skeleton Minjo came to me one day, and we became good friends. He dissapeared, and I'm searching for him, but this comes first. I gottta do something about this.

Irny: Good enough for now.

Reapo: Now, to check out that bird-shaped ship hat landed.

Reapo goes over to the ship, where a tiny breegull and his apparent father are leaving it. Reapo pulls out his T.Pick Launcher to settle things. Covered by his cloak, and the fact that they havent seen eachother for eight years, Reapo and Bolt forget when they joined together to beat K. Ching.

Reapo: Freeze! Don't take another step! Now, are you a member of R.I.D.D.L.E, or Gekai????

Bolt *whispering to Lightning*: I don't know which one to choose, you pick one!

Lightning: We are from team Gekai!

Reapo: Wrong answer!

Reapo starts open-fire against the two breegulls.

Bolt: T.Pick Launcher?-Ow! Are you-Ow!Reapobanjo?

Reapo stops his fire

Reapo: Hox do you know my name? Did Gekai tell you it?

Bolt:No! I don't even know what R.I.D.D.L.E of Gekai is! We fought K. Ching together eight years ago!

Reapo Oh myt God! I'm so sorry! I'll help you!

Bolt: Don't forget, now I have a son that can help. His name is Lightning.

Reapo: Well hi, there, Lightining. ow are you today.

Lightning:Well I'm fine, but these Tooth picks really hurt!

Reapo: I'm giving you both the pin-killers that I collected through out out aventure. Remember though, they do have side-effects. The side-effects is that you feel like you are high up in the sky, if you know what I mean.

Bolt:We'll be sure not to use it unless we seriously need it.

Reapo: Good. Off we go to the Rare HQ! Come, Irony! This is where all is explained.

Irony:Good, then we should go.

The foursome enter the door to Rare HQ to all the perils inside.

Nothing like a good, long RP segment to kick off the day!

[Minjo]

RIDDLE team has been conformed by:
-Reapo (captain)
-Irony
-Bolt

Now THIS team can start fighting the first boss (Microsoft Happy Screen) and they can also add small amounts to the story!

For the battles be VERY creative,look at the first post and I should have included your status! You DON'T need to atack with the same weapon always,you can attack with different things,or use Team attacks,remember that your status will increase with your level.

[Minjo]

I just wanted to continue the story:

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Bolt,Reapo,Irony and Lightning enter Rare's HQ
Bolt: What happened to this place?

Reapo: This may be the evil work of Richard K. Ching!

Irony: lol I thought you killed him? I'm getting pretty confused

Bolt: We killed his physic form,his spirit is still living in a place called "Shadow Forest"

Reapo: Umm... Actually I wanted to send him to hell...

(All notice Bill Gates entering the nearby door)

Irony: Hey! look there!

Bolt: OMG! He was carrying a pop-tart!

Irony: B¡tch...

Reapo: Let's get the pop-tart before he finish it!

Bolt: Screw the pop-tart! I just want his fortune!

Bill Gates: (low tone) Soon... too soon... they shouldn't arrive that earlier... I may need something to stop them... for now...

Microsoft Happy Screen appears!

BATTLE 1 begins!

@dragon kaz:sorry but you can't have partners here! You can have 1 partner for the entire TEAM,but his/her abilities will be VERY low...
If you want I can add lightning as R.I.D.D.L.E partner

[RareBK]

Hey can I have npc charators for part of my team.

[Minjo]

For the story... YES (many)
For Battle... only 1 per team and he CAN play.
EDIT: I added defense to the bosses,since it was VERY easy.

[RareBK]

He grabs a comunicator " I need you here right now, man its dreadzone all over again."

He waits a bit and notices a ship coming. "Yes!" A child sized creature comes out, another lombax. " Ratchet you old bolt you actually came to help" "Yeah clanks on my back deactivated!"

OOC: He uses clank as like a jetpack and like one of those Canadian tire sea scooter thingys..


They get ready by gathering up their weapons.

" I wonder if Dallace and Wanita will do the announcing?" "Remember Ratchet, we are in a totally different galaxy! Also, I think Dallace is in the hospital with burn wounds." "Oh yeah I forgot they were married, its funny to see people that utterly hate each other get married. "Yep.."

They go back to the main room.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I forgot something in my stats. I'll put it there now.

EDIT 2:Actually, if Bolt where ever to be solo, he could have Lightning and Chuck has his partners.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Well, we will be creative as we can with HP and the fact that Minjo decides wether we hit or miss. The battle will be edited here, guys.
I feel a bit dumb, but......

What do you mean by "the battle will be edited here"?

[Minjo]

Your status also plays an important part in the battle,but start fighting!

[repobanjo]

I feel a bit dumb, but......

What do you mean by "the battle will be edited here"?

That means that when I am done with the battle, it will be there.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Do we post it or PM it? I'd like to post it...

[Minjo]

BATTLE IS DONE BY POSTING!!!

Start! I want some action!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Finally! Some action!
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Bolt attacks with a Shocking Wing Whack!

[MewChan]

Irony extends out razor-sharp claws and attacks the Happy Screen.

[Minjo]

HP's:
Reapo-50/80
Irony-30/70
Bolt-45/75

ENEMY: 0/100

-Bolt attacks with shocking wing attack!
-Bolt deals 40 dmg
-Irony extends her razor-sharp claws
-Irony deals 40 dmg
-Irony's attack becomes counterattacked
-Irony lost 10 HP
-Microsoft Happy Screen charges this turn
-Reapo attacks with boomerang
-Microsoft Happy screen moves/Reapo misses
-Microsoft Happy Screen unleash "byte ray"
-All RIDDLE members lost 30 HP
-Bolt's speed gets raised to 120
-Microsoft Happy Screen attacks Bolt with weird laser
-Bolt dodged the attack
-Irony casts South Park song
-MHS paralyzes for 1 turn
-RIDDLE lost 1 teamwork point!
-Bolt attacks with Thunder Dive
-Bolt deals 40 HP and ends the boss!
-MHS dies
-All RIDDLE members recive teampowers(explained later)
-All RIDDLE members level up by 1 (look at first post to check your new status)
-All RIDDLE members recover their HP
-You can continue the story now.

[repobanjo]

Yyyyyargh!

Reapo swings his mighty scythe like a boomerang at the Happy Screen.

Reapo: Whoah, Irony. How the heck did you manage to hurt yourself?

Irony: Really, I have know clue.

Bolt: Stop worrying, just start attacking!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt uses Lighning Burst to raise his speed!
(Minjo, decide the speed. Please make it around 120)

[MewChan]

Irony sings a South Park song (Mr. Hankie of corse.) and parlyzes Happy Screen. It cannot move for 1 turn!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt attacks with Thunder Dive!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I gotta go! For now...

[Minjo]

NEW POWERS!!
Teamwork:
-Reapo obtains ability "riddle blaster"(deals DOUBLE of the damage you made last time)uses 1 TP *teampoint*

-Irony obtains ability "summon FMA"(calls a random FMA character and defends/attacks for your next 3 turns)uses 2 TP

-Bolt obtains ability "lightstorm"(deals a massive amount of DMG)uses 2 TP

All this powers can be done when you have enough TP's.
Everytime you use them you will lost TP.
To regain your TP you must have good coordination with your team + all of you participating.

[RareBK]

He awakens and looks at all the destruction. " Did we miss something?"

[Minjo]

RBK:Are you getting your team ready?
You need to make a team before RIDDLE advances more!

[RareBK]

No ones joining me, I have me, Heffy and ratchet.

[Minjo]

I'll do it!
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MHS is dead,Bolt and Irony stand behind their captain,Reapo

Reapo: Damn! We couldn't get to the pop-tart!

Irony: *points out to a box of pop-tarts* ummmm...

Reapo: Ohhh... sorry I can't resist!

Reapo starts eating the pop-tart,meanwhile Bill Gates uses the expulse button door to throw RIDDLE team members out of Rare's HQ!
They are now at Banjo's World in Spiral Mountain... They can see Bottles at the far right, they go and ask him something...

[Minjo]

No ones joining me, I have me, Heffy and ratchet.

Then ask reapo if you can join RIDDLE in this RP! :)

[MewChan]

Irony goes to talk to Bottles.
Irony:Hello?
Bottles does not answer
Irony:Answer me.
Bottles begins to glow.
Irony:Oh shi-*Runs*

I guess he's the new boss?

[RareBK]

OOC: This is al, our teams technitian for our armour.
" Tactical sensors.. on"
" Speach sensors ... On"

Me " WHAT THE H...."

"Oh sorry, I think I put in your life support systems in wrong."

"You better be sorry!"

[repobanjo]

Reapo sees Bottles glowing near Irony

Reapo: Go where you belong, demon!

DB: Yes, master.

Reapo: Boss, my ass! It's great to be king of all things dead.

Just then, all of Spiral Mountian rises up, and becomes alive.

Reapo: Well, my powers don't really help here, but that Pop Tart was mighty delicious. I hope we get one after this battle!

Bolt: If we survive....

Irony: We won't die, trust me.

Reapo: Though, it is a possibility...

[RareBK]

Zeos looks at the mountain" Holy crap monkey!"

"How are we goin to beat that, even with the supernova!"

[Minjo]

NOTE:This boss has 2 phases,when you damage him very much,he will enter his 2nd phase,and he will be even powerful,so watch for his status to change!
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The Spiral Mountain (phase 2)
Level: 4
HP: 100
Attack: 40
Defense: 25
Special Powers:
-Iron shield (increases DEF to 50 for 1 turn)
-Nightmare (paralizez a random member for 3 turns)
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HP's:
Reapo-10/85 (D)
Irony-75/75
Bolt-20/80
RIDDLE's TP: 1/3

ENEMY: 0/100

-Reapo uses the force
-Reapo deals 55 DMG
-SM absorbes Reapo's force to increase attack by 5
-Repo throws Bolt at SM
-CRITICAL HIT!
-Repo deals 80 DMG
-Bolt takes 20 DMG due to throwing
-SM attacks with Dash!
-Reapo takes 30 DMG
-Reapo revives the game!
-Reapo casts "riddle blaster"
-Reapo deals 160 HP!!!
-RIDDLE team lost 1 TP
-Monster enters phase 2
-Monster recovers 100 HP
-Reapo tackles the SM
-Reapo deals 40 DMG
-SM attacks Reapo with rock-punch
-Reapo lost 45 HP
-Reapo enters danger mode (all abilities grow by 3)
-Irony slashes her sword
-Irony deals 40 DMG
-SM attacks Bolt with thunder
-Bolt lost 40 HP
-Reapo casts "riddle blaster"
-RIDDLE lost 1 TP
-Reapo deals 80 DMG and ends the boss!
-SM dies
-Irony levels up by 1
-Reapo levels up by 2 for being the most participative member
-Bolt's status remains the same.
-All RIDDLE members recover their HP!
-Now wait until I continue the story (spoilers on it)

[Minjo]

You may remember that in last fight,MewChan took a part of the DMG she dealed,right?

The explanation is because she used a DIRECT-PHYSICAL attack on MHS.

This means there are some attacks that may affect you SOMETIMES when you use them!

That's why I recommend you to be very creative in your attacks,so you can make more damage to the monster without affecting you.

[repobanjo]

Reapo: Ready, team?

Bolt: Ready!

Irony: I still have no clue what is going on!

Reapo: Whatever, but let's fight!

Reapo uses the force (somehow) to push the SM into the wall.

[RareBK]

Minjo, Reapo let me join his team, so im part of this battle

[Minjo]

If you want you can be part of the battle group,for this RP,but to be part of the REAL group you must do something I will tell you later through PM,OK?

If you guys want,I'll be adding RareBK in RIDDLE so he can also play,agree?

[RareBK]

k im up with that

[Minjo]

Please continue the battle people...

[repobanjo]

Graagh....Reapo throws Bolt at the SM, hoping it deals damage.

[repobanjo]

It had potential, too...

[Minjo]

Just tell me why do people in this forum seem to be more atracted to forum games now,instead of other discusions?

[repobanjo]

I don't know. I play fairley on both. You see me joking around, and having a seious conversation.

[Minjo]

OK,but you know what... I don't want this to die.

[repobanjo]

I reall can't do anything else to help. Sorry.

[Minjo]

Then you can now forget about me helping in your forum games.

[repobanjo]

Well, sorry! If there was anyhing I could do, I would do it! The only think I can do is bump, which I will do right now. I want this to stay alive, to. Sometimes, people aren't off somewhere. Some people couldn't o on the RWP for two days, and couldn't help. Some people fogot. I remeber, and I'm gonna stick by you. I will try to keep this alive as long as possibel.

[Minjo]

OK,I was mad because you and MewChan were ONLINE while the game still was alive (4 hours ago),and you forgot about it...

JUST please... don't forget about this... or it may go to the dumpster.

[repobanjo]

O.K. I am going to keep this on. The reason I was online was becuse I always forget to lo off. I was at Tai-Kwon-Do for an hour. If there is a thread that I like, I always post on it. I didn't forget, I was't home.

[Minjo]

OK :D Then continue the fighting!
MewChan and DragonK,do the same plz.

[repobanjo]

Well, I attacked twice but I can do it again!

Reapo sacrafices one TP to perfrom Riddle Blaster!

BTW This is my last post of the night. Befroe I leave,I will PM Mew and Dragon Kazooie.

[Minjo]

Good... let's see some action AGAIN! :D

[repobanjo]

Nighy-night *snore*

Not much action, but I am warning you.

[MewChan]

Irony runs up beside R.I.D.D.L.E
Reapo:Where the hell have you been?
Irony:Well, I found this laptop, and on the my pictures file, there was an endless supply of-
Random person:I don't think we want to know!
Irony:Okayyy....? Well, there was alot of 'stuff' relating to Aru on that laptop, so I got abit sidetracked. *Snicker* Now lets go back to fighting, shall we?

[Minjo]

YIPEEE!
Now be aware because boss entered phase 2!

[RareBK]

He runs up next to Irony. "Well this might get interesting!"

Irony: Your not in this current battle!

" Aw crap"

He pulls out is ds and walks away.

[repobanjo]

Well, I guess I'll atttack again.

Reapo tackles the SM, hoping that it does damage.

[MewChan]

Irony uses her sword to slash the SM...

W00teh, Envy moment. (http://www.fullmetal-alchemist.com/gallery/data/media/6/Envy-Sword.jpg)

[Minjo]

Beware Reapo! Your HP is very low and you can die after 1 ATTACK!
I would recommend you to use teampowers in cases like this,also remember that your status grows by a bit.

[repobanjo]

*pant*. I gotta use my RIDDLE blaster again. Hiya! *blast*.

[Minjo]

The Spiral Mt. breaks down,and it reveals a path,were DevilBottles goes down.

Irony: Let's go down there!

Bolt: WTF? I didn't level up! *wrath*

Reapo: SILENCE! I heard some creep sounds down there,what could it be?

RBK: *turns off DS* Can I hang with you for a while?

Everyone goes down the path,leaving RBK alone.

RBK: ... I hate you all! *turns on DS*

Meanwhile,at E.V.I.L.B.O.S.S central...

Bill Gates: Yes my master,I have found the 3 idiots at BK's world!

???: And? Do you want a cookie or something?

BG: Well... if you have some,i'll be rather fine because...!

???: Shut the **** up! Why didn't you stop them? That was the *****ing order! That was your purpose to live!

BG: WTF?? You mean you are my creator?

???: You are part of an ex-robot company I put in bankroupt a couple of years ago,your real name is XLOGWAZZ33-45 and you don't have a *****! I wonder why you never noticed that...

BG: But... then why do I seem like a real person?

???:Questions,questions... just do your work b¡tch! And bring me those kids! And the Bone-bag too! *reads porno magazine*

BG: OK,I will turn on the creature generator at BK world...

In that moment,bosses start appearing instantly at BK world,and it seems the source of it comes from some place down the path our heroes went! Will they survive???

*You can continue the story now*

[repobanjo]

The group goes down the stairs, and around half-way there, Rare BK comes.

Rare: Can I join?

Reapo: No.

Rare: Can I jon?

Irony: No.

Rare: Can I join?

Bolt: No.

Rare: Can I join?

Reapo: For the love of God, NO!

Rare: Can I join?

Reapo: If I say yes, will you stop asking me?

Rare: Of course. Can I joi-

Reapo: YES!

Rare: Yay!

They reach the bottom of the stairs to find a huge...lizradlike....hampster. Ewwwwww.

Irony: Gross. it's got a pop-tart in it's mouth.

Reapo: We must get it, then!

Bolt: Right on! Yahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[RareBK]

Rare: Crap crap my doppleganger tried to kill me with a pop tart.

He gets ready to fight!

[Minjo]

RBK has been added into RIDDLE!
--------------------------------
RBK: I hate you all still!

Irony: Why? I thought you would love a piece of the pop-tart we got in this... ummm... battle that was deleted due to extreme violence...

Reapo: OK,you MAY join RIDDLE's RP group,but not the real group!

RBK: Yipeee! *becomes Zeos* let's fight babies!

Bolt: Who did you called baby?

Zeos: LMAO!

While RIDDLE's team members fight,they notice a shadow & fire circle coming from depth in the earth...

Reapo: Watch out!!!

Boss appears!
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Banjo Puppet (phase 1/2)
Level: 5
HP: 500
Attack: 25
Defense: 10
Special Power: Happy fun (will decrease a random member's ability by 10)
Extra Ability(can be good/bad): Defense sometimes decreases to 0 due to critical hits.

Battle will begin until RBK is ready,remember to PARTICIPATE.

[RareBK]

Im ready.

He pulls out his Katana, "Lets FIGHT!"

[repobanjo]

Reapo: Kid, here is your first test. Can you withstand this?

*Reapo throws Zeos at the Banjo Puppet*.

[Minjo]

This is where the fun begins... :p
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HP's:
Reapo- 20/95
Irony- 80/80
Bolt- 50/80
Zeos- DEAD
RIDDLE's TP: 1/3

ENEMY 0/500

-Reapo says b¡tch to Banjo Puppet and throws Zeos at him
-Reapo deals 65 DMG
-Banjo Puppet throws Zeos at Reapo as a counterattack
-Reapo attack becomes counterattacked
-Reapo lost 25 HP
-Zeos lost 25 HP
-BP charges this turn
-Zeos creates a black hole
-It doesn't affect Banjo Puppet
-BP unleash "Happy Fun"
-Reapo's Accuracy is decreased by 10
-Bolt attacks with lightstorm!
-RIDDLE lost 2 TP
-Bolt deals 100 DMG!
-BP gets static due to lightstorm
-BP paralyzes for 1 turn
-Reapo squeezes the Banjo Puppet
-Reapo deals 65 DMG
-Reapo gets shocked due to BP's static!
-Reapo lost 25 HP
-BP is still shocked
-Zeos slashes BP with katana
-Zeos deals 30 DMG
-BP is not shocked anymore!
-BP attacks Bolt with Shadow Punch
-Bolt lost 25 HP
-Reapo does Chopper Bros.
-Bolt falls fast on BP
-Reapo deals 65 DMG + 10 DMG due to Bolt's weight!
-Bolt lost 5 HP due to fall
-BP attacks Reapo with Shadow Punch
-Reapo lost 25 HP
-Bolt attacks the FELT with sky-high thunder dive!
-CRITICAL HIT!
-Bolt deals 80 DMG!
-Banjo Puppet destroys due to attack on the felt!
-Real Boss gets revealed! It was a hand conrolling BP!
-Monster is now on phase 2 (check status change!)
-BPH recovers HP to max. (150)
-BPH charges for 3 turns to unleash Deadly Bash
-Bolt attempts Dragon tranformation (will increase power by a bit) (1 turn)
-BPH needs 2 more turns to unleash attack! (kill him fast,or it's GAMEOVER)
-Irony calls Ozzy Osbourne!
-Ozzy bited Hand!
-Unfortunately monster doesn't have a head!
-BPH needs 1 more turn!
-Reapo jumps to hand's wrist!
-Reapo deals 75 DMG!
-BPH unleash "Deadl Bash" at Zeos!
-Zeos lost 80 HP and faints...
-BPH charges again for 3 turns to kill his next victim...
-Bolt uses ultimate attack!!!!
-Bolt deals 80 DMG and ends the *****ing b¡tch!
-All RIDDLE members level up by 2
-All RIDDLE members receive a potion and recover their HP
-You can continue the story now (but don't create your own boss)

[RareBK]

" Ow, you Idiot!"

He takes out his black hole generator and warps Banjo puppet far into the sky.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I'm sorry for not being here! My computer had promblems...

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt attacks with lightstorm!

[repobanjo]

Reapo attacks by squeezing Banjo Puppet.

[Minjo]

CHANCE:
The first member to find BP's weakpoint will get an ITEM!!!

[RareBK]

"Hey dont most puppets have wires, I think ill try and find them!"

He pulls out his katana and jumps on its back and slashes.

[repobanjo]

His weak spot could be the wooden cnter!

Reapo grabs Bolt, and they do Chopper Bros. Reapo is Mario, and Bolt is Luigig in this attack.

[Minjo]

"Hey dont most puppets have wires, I think ill try and find them!"



Nope,those are Marionettes,but your idea is close

CLUE: It has something to do with the material puppets are done.

[repobanjo]

Yes! It is either the wodden center, or the felt.

[Minjo]

CORRECT! Is the felt.

NOW you have won the following items:
-Potion (recovers 30 HP)
-Fire Spell (deals 80 DMG)

Use them wisely,remember they can be used on your friends too...
You CAN'T use an item and attack on the same turn.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

CORRECT! Is the felt.

NOW you have won the following items:
-Potion (recovers 30 HP)
-Fire Spell (deals 80 DMG)

Use them wisely,remember they can be used on your friends too...
You CAN'T use an item and attack on the same turn.
Unless Chuck has dual move and uses it......

Anyway, Bolt attacks with Sky High Thunder Dive!

(Bolt get's on Dragoon and flies really high and then does a thunder dive)

Signature move, ho!

(aims for FELT.)

[Minjo]

Bony Puppet Hand (phase 2)
Level: 6
HP: 150
Attack: 40
Defense: 0
Special Power: Deadly Bash (if monster isn't destroyed in less than 3 turns,he will attack with more power and probably kill you!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:He was only weakening us! Dragon Transformation!!

Bolt attempts Dragon Transformation (takes a turn)

My HP will be recovered if this works!

EDIT:Naw, this could be perfected in the near future by Minjo when I get to, oh, let's say level 20.

[Minjo]

Hey hey! Don't push it too hard!
YOU can't recover HP using normal attacks! You must use an item or a teampower,that I give to you!
Also I noticed I typed a wrong HP of yours,so I added more...

[MewChan]

Irony pulls an Ozzy Ozborne and attempts to bite Puppet hand's head off.

[repobanjo]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee!

That is the sound of Reapo flying the Hydra and jamming it into the hands wrist. Directly on the nerve!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Well, It's like a seperate.....What I ment to say is that my HPMAX would go up.

[Minjo]

@Bolt: I added some power in your trans. so you can kill BPH!
Do it fast before he kills Reapo and it's gameover!

About GAMEOVER:
You don't get out of the game,but your main abilities will decrease,and you have to restart the battle

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Dragon Bolt:DIE!!!! LIGHTNING OBLITERATION!!!!!!!!!

[RareBK]

He takes out a leviathan flail and releases all his ammo by smacking the ground.

[Minjo]

Boss is DEAD!
By the way RBK,you can't attack if you were dead,until now let's continue the story...

[repobanjo]

Reapo: We did it! That dude was hard!

Irony: You got that right. It was really kind of hard for me to eat his head, as he didn't have one.

Bolt: Yeah, and Zeos died.

Zeos: No I didn't! I was just resting.

Reapo: Right.

Just then, the lizrd-like hampster that they saw earlier ambushed them.

[RareBK]

I swear you have it out for me!

I still dont get it, how the hell did i die when the others didnt, the descrption doesnt say one member. it didnt kill bolt.

[repobanjo]

The monster attacked you and only you. You lost all of your HP, and you died.

[RareBK]

Well than my handicapp kicks in, i permanently die, that was thi con to having all those weapons.

[Minjo]

I swear you have it out for me!

I still dont get it, how the hell did i die when the others didnt, the descrption doesnt say one member. it didnt kill bolt.

When an attack doesn't say it will attack all,it means it will attack only 1 member,I don't have anything against you,however it was better to attack you (or any other member)than to attack reapo,because then it would be gameover!

Anyway,your attack was after the Boss died,so it would not work anyway...

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt returns to normal, relieved that the stupid hand was stopped.

Bolt:Be glad I saved your ass!

Reapo:I'm already dead!

Bolt:But you're not obliterated!

Zeos:You guys aren't getting anywhere with this fighting!

Bolt:You're right. I can't believe a stupid puppet actually hurted us...

Bolt remembers puppet Ganon.

Bolt:Oh lord, I shouldn't have said that. Puppet Ganon was tough, then again, he had metal armor! that cheat!

Bolt flies off to the breegull kingdom with dragoon, get's a hot dog, and flies back.

Bolt:The Breegull Kingdom's hot dogs were always the best!

[RareBK]

Zeos: Hey, how can yo "Die" anyways repo, your immortal!

A veggie jumps on head,

Zeos: Hey your not a boss, so you cant attack us!

He shoots it,

Reapo: What a stupid vegtable!

[MewChan]

Irony ignores them all.

Reapo:She's not moving, she's got something.

Irony:...o///o

Random person:IRONY! QUIT DOWNLOADING ALPHONSE HENTAI!

Irony:....O///O

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Just showing that i'm still here...*Continues to save pictures to put in her "Happy place".*

[Minjo]

After a long battle with the stupid puppet,they find a somewhat mysterious person,they seem to remember from another adventure...
Zeos: Who are you? You are not getting my veggie!

Fairy: Calm down,I just came here to warn you,there are nasty creatures in this land,it would be safer if you return to the surface...

Irony: Then why are you here? You don't seem too evil IMO.

Fairy: The fact I don't look evil doesn't mean i'm not powerful,you see,the evil beings known as E.V.I.L and B.O.S.S have joined to...

Zeos: Yes we already know that! And quit of our way! We must continue down there!

Fairy: Do you have a purpose for going down????

Reapo: Well...in fact we were investigating Rare's HQ since the E.V.I.L.B.O.S.S was created... I dunno why we are here...

Irony: You mean we wasted our fu**ing time? Holly sh!t...

Zeos: You see why I didn't want to join?

Fairy: SHUT UP! Everyone should listen! The organizations have created 6 boss generators around the many different worlds! If we don't act fast,we may be destroyed by them!

Bolt: And,what is your point,bitch? I'm not giving a pop-tart to you *eats another pop-tart*

Everyone seem to be bored

Fairy: OK,I don't think any of you assholes could be heroes! I'm fighting all the generators myself! I hope you die here!

Reapo: Yes go away! We don't want you anyway!

Irony: What if she's telling the truth? And while we are entering this dark zone... the others could be in danger???

Bolt: ....

Zeos: ....

Reapo: .... *takes a shotgun* You are right Irony! let's help the b¡tch!

All the 4 exit the dark zone... and return to the surface above,in Spiral Mountain

Irony: Ok,I think the first generator should be here at the BK's world... but where???

Kazooie: Pssst! I hear rumors about monsters coming from Gruntilda's Lair!

Bolt: Where?

Reapo: Don't tell me you never played this game!

Zeos: WTF? We are inside a game? How did we enter on it?

Bill Gates enters the zone,with his friend, Donkey Kong....

Bill Gates: Wohohohohoho! Did you managed to realize it? Wohohooho! *stupid female-tone laugh*

Reapo: You! You are the leader of E.V.I.L!

Bill Gates: Yes! And my boss is the leader of B.O.S.S! So I'm like the servant!

Zeos: You mean you are the b¡tch here right?

Irony: Hahahaha! and it seems you don't have a **** because you aren't wearing pants!

Bill Gates: Arghhhhh! Say whatever you want! You'll never destroy the generators!

Bill Gates leaves to grunty's lair

Irony: Let's follow him guys!

When they start walking,a creature appears!
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Stupid n' Easy gruntling
Level: 6
HP: 600
Attack: 20
Defense: 30
Special Powers: None

BATTLE BEGINS!!!

[RareBK]

Zeos walks up

Zeos: Umm.. the heck

Reapo starts laughing.

Zeos: not that its a gruntling, its strong, strangley very strong, be careful.

Zeos: Ill let you go first Reapo, your the leader, and the immortal one!

[MewChan]

Irony uses a sord to slash at the stupid/easy enemy.

[Minjo]

HP's
Reapo- 25/105*
Irony- DEAD
Bolt- 40/90*
Zeos- DEAD
RIDDLE's TP: 1/3
*poison

ENEMY: 0/600
-Irony slashes Gruntling with sword
-Irony deals 50 DMG
-Gruntling attacks Bolt with punch
-Bolt dodged the attack!
-Bolt uses sky-high thunder dive!
-Bolt deals 45 DMG
-Gruntling attacks Reapo with butt-kick!
-Reapo lost 20 HP
-Bolt attacks with lightstorm!
-RIDDLE lost 2 TP
-CRITICAL HIT!
-Bolt deals 125 DMG
-Grunling attacks Bolt by showing his ass
-Bolt lost 20 HP
-Zeos slams Gruntling with a ridiculous hammer
-Zeos inflicts 20 DMG
-Gruntling starts farting!
-All RIDDLE members get poisoned for the next 8 turns (they will lose 5 HP)
-Bolt tries to shove Gruntling's ass!
-Bolt misses due to farting!
-Bolt attack becomes counterattacked by a fart
-Bolt lost 10 HP
-POISON! (7 turns left)
-Bolt begins Dragon Trans. (plus power for 1 turn)
-Gruntling farts Zeos
-Zeos lost 20 HP
-POISON! (6 turns left)
-Bolt unleash lighting obliteration!
-Bolt deals 100 DMG!
-Bolt's dragon trans. went off!
-Gruntling gets angry at Bolt
-Gruntling charges this turn to fart!
-POISON! (5 turns left)
-Gruntling unleash Toxic Gas at Bolt!
-Bolt dodged the attack because of his mask!
-POISON! (4 turns left)
-Bolt used lighting burst!
-Bolt's attack missed!
-Gruntling attacks Irony with bite!
-Irony lost 20 HP
-POISON! (3 turns left)
-Zeos throws his katana at Gruntling
-Zeos deals 20 DMG
-Gruntling catched katana and throws it back!
-Zeos attack becomes counterattacked!
-Zeos lost 5 HP
-Zeos enters danger mode
-POISON! (2 turns left)
-Irony uses matrix kicks! (at his butt)
-CRITICAL HIT!
-Irony deals 80 DMG!
-Gruntling charges this turn
-POISON! (1 turn left)
-Bolt drinks potion and recovers 50 HP! it also cured his potion!
-Gruntling unleash Mega-fart at Irony!
-Irony lost 30 HP!
-Irony enters danger mode
-POISON!
-Poison ended!
-Irony fainted!
-Zeos shoots Gruntling on his head!
-Zeos deals 23 DMG!
-Gruntling attacks Bolt with bad language
-Bolt lost 20 HP
-Zeos used potion on Reapo!
-Reapo recovers 50 HP!
-Gruntling charges this turn
-Bolt throws Chuck at Gruntling!
-Bolt deals 45 DMG + 10 due to Chuck's weight
-Gruntling unleash Mega-Fart at Reapo!
-Reapo lost 30 HP!
-Bolt begins Dragon Trans.! (1 turn)
-Gruntling laughs and farts at the same time!
-the farts poison everyone for 3 turns!
-POISON! (2 turns left)
-Zeos faints
-Bolt uses lighting obliteration!
-Bolt deals 102 DMG! OMG!
-Gruntling charges! (and plans to attack Reapo!)
-POISON! (1 turn left)
-Bolt attacks with shocking wing whack!
-Bolt deals 45 DMG and ends the boss!
-Gruntling dies!
-All RIDDLE members recover their HP!
-Zeos & Irony level up by 1
-Bolt levels up by 3!
-Now wait until I continue the story

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt uses Sky High Thunder Dive!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt attacks with lightstorm!

[RareBK]

Zeos takes a rediculously large hammer and slams the gruntling.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt counter attacks by shoving a Hydra piece up the gruntling's ass

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Nobody farts in my face! Dragon Tranformation!

[Minjo]

Beware people,while poisoned,confused,burned or dizzy,your attacks may not work properly! All the problems have diferent effects.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Dragon Bolt:LIGHTNING OBLITERATION!!!!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Put's on gas mask. (Defends)

[Minjo]

Bolt will get more levels due to his participation! Good fighting right there!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt will get more levels due to his participation! Good fighting right there!
Thanks. Now, let's get down to business! Lightning Burst!

[RareBK]

Zeos: Wow.. soo many lightnigs, .

He throws his katana into it's gut and puts on a rebreather, stopping most of the gas outside, Zeos: Aw crapadoodle, some is already in my helmet

Also, I think I cant be poisoned anyways , im wearing a helmet.

[MewChan]

Irony:Well, homunculi can olny die in one way, I don't think poision is my cause of death....

Irony attacks with some rad Matrix kick

[Minjo]

Careful people! You are all low in HP!
Remember everyone has 1 potion!
Use them! And not necesarily on you...

[Minjo]

If your captain dies...

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I redirect my potion to Reapo!

[RareBK]

Zeos shoots gruntling in the head with a shotgun. He also throws his potion to reapo, Zeos: Just in case, you can have mine!

[Minjo]

I redirect my potion to Reapo!

Sorry,I already used it on you,better let Zeos use it before he faints!!!!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Chuck, sik em!

Bolt pulls out the barrel and Chuck flies out and slashes the gruntling multiple times.

[Minjo]

If you survive,you may get a sweet surprise!
Just 102 more HP!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:I'll finish him off, for good! DRAGON TRANFORMATION!!!!!

[RareBK]

Fainted Zeos: Mabey I shoulda use that potion.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Dragon Bolt:IT'S UP TO ME NOW! LIGHTNING OBLITERATION!!!!

[Minjo]

The next turn will decide it ALL!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Shocking wing whack! I'll slice and dice you like a master chef! I can't believe Grunty actually hired you.

[Minjo]

NEW POWERS!

Bolt receives ability "Thunder God" (calls and old guy who sends rays in the area,and leaves them for 3 turns!) (uses 3 TP)

Zeos receives ability "Shrunken head" (throws a shrunken head at an enemy to slow his speed and accuracy) (uses 2 TP)

YOU CAN CONTINUE THE STORY NOW,BUT DON'T PUT ANY BOSSES!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt now pants, shaking his wing at the slashed up Stupid n' Easy Gruntling.

Bolt:For a Stupid n' Easy Gruntling, he was hard! But he was still stupid, though.

Chuck-o-lator:RRRRROOOOOOOOPPPPPPIIIIIIDDD RRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNTTTTTLLLLLLLIIIINNNNNNNGGG!!!

Bolt:You're pumped up today, aren't you?

all of a sudden, stuff happens!
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I'm going to leave this part to minjo.

[RareBK]

Zeos: Luckily I had a medpack, ow..

Zeos: Weres that roaring coming form?

[MewChan]

Irony: W00T PIGGY! ...Wait, what's that noise?

[Minjo]

Our people is hearing strange noises coming from Grunty's Lair Basement...

Zeos: I didn't know it had a basement

Me: Shut up! I say what happens here!

Irony: That's slavery you know...

Me: Argghhhh! Continue doing that and i'll place a powerful monster!

Bolt: What do you mean with "I'll place"? Are you the bad-evil guy or something?

Me: ...*runs away* I'll let Reapo continue this part...

Reapo: Ummm... yeah!

Reapo: So... the 4 smart heroes went down the basement to find Gruntilda the b¡tch... ehemm... witch and...

CONTINUE THE NEXT PART,THEN I'LL PUT THE NEXT BOSS!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I may be a bit off topic, but......What's the R.I.D.D.L.E. extension pack, and where can I find it?

[repobanjo]

Minjo is working on it, I think.

After 2 days of sleep, Reapo wakes up.

Irony: I knew that turkey made you sleepy! Why did you eat it?

Reapo: I was hungry!

Bolt: He's got a point there. We have been living off of pop-tarts and potions. We need something else!

Zeos: Look! Out on the horizion!

Reapo: We're underground! There is no horizion!

Zeos: You idiot. That's an expression. It means, look over there.

So, the 3 dumb people and the 1 good dancer who is dead turn around and see where the turkey came from.

Irony: Did the bold letters call me an idiot?

No

Irony: Good.

Anyways, what they saw was a grossly overweight Klungo, eating some turkey.

Reapo: OMG! What happened to Klungo's neck? It dissapeared!

Irony: Ewww. He is way too disgusting to handle *barfs*.

Klungo: Oh, sshut urp. I would get you, but I can't see my legs. Wait, though.

A massive fart was heard, and Klungo was expelled off the ground. All plants and insects in the room died, and the room became foggy and green.

Bolt: I gotta get outta here!

Klungo blockes the exit.

Reapo: Mr. Bold, why are you making our lives difficult?

It's just so funny!

Klungo: Now to crush you!

*Commence battle!*

[Minjo]

I may be a bit off topic, but......What's the R.I.D.D.L.E. extension pack, and where can I find it?

A couple of months ago,Gold jinjo created this game (http://www.rarewitchproject.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2866&highlight=blatant) , that was based on funny mazes,and I'm creating a level pack for it! :D

[Minjo]

So,since I'm the evil Mr.Bold and I control your destiny,I'm saying the next moster will have 3 phases! Hahahaha!

Reapo: look! I speak in bold!

No you can't! *Changes his letters to italic*

Reapo: What the...?

Irony: *cough* *cough* I cannot breathe! We must fight Klungo to unblock the exit!

Zeos: Irony,you speak too much...

Reapo: But she's right! And quit this fu*king italic or I may need to kill you Mr.Bold!

Wohohohoho! Now beat this...
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Insomnia Klungo (phase 3/3)
Level: 8
HP: 300
Attack: 50
Defense: 0
Special Powers: Turkey Wrath (deals deadly amount of DMG,but needs 2 turns to charge)

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:THIS is what happened to you during the last 7 years i've seen you?

Thunder God, I call upon thee!

[RareBK]

Zeos whacks Klungo with a rubber breegull.

[repobanjo]

Reapo does liposuction on Klungo.....without the novacaine or sleeping drugs. Ouch.

[Minjo]

Sorry for no updating...
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HP's
Reapo- 45/105
Irony- 30/95
Bolt- 100/105
Zeos- 50/75
RIDDLE's TP: 2/3

ENEMY: 0/200
-Bolt casts "Thunder God"
-RIDDLE lost 3 TP!
-Many rays appear into the enemy area! (7)
-Bolt deals 10 DMG for every ray! (30 DMG due to defense)
-Rays will stay for 2 more turns
-Klungo charges this turn
-Zeos hits Klungo with a rubber bregull
-Zeos deals 15 DMG
-Klungo unleash "earthquake"
-All RIDDLE members movility is decreased for 4 turns!
-THUNDER! (1 turn left)
-Reapo attacks Klungo with liposuction
-Reapo misses!
-Klungo attacks Reapo with green potion!
-Reapo lost 10 HP
-THUNDER!
-Thunder ends
-Reapo throws Mr.Bold at Bolt
-Bolt misses catching it due to low movility
-Klungo attacks Bolt with dark potion!
-Bolt lost 10 HP and gets turned into a statue!
-Bolt is unable to move for 3 turns!
-Zeos grabs Klungo and swings him Mario 64 style!
-Zeos threw Klungo in a hole he made with the earthquake!
-CRITICAL HIT!
-Zeos deals 30 DMG
-Klungo says: "Don't yuuu worree misterssss... soon i get full poweeerrrr!
-Klungo attacks Zeos with green potion!
-Zeos lost 10 HP
-Reapo,Irony & Zeos perform a teamwork attack! (Bounce Bros + Hammer Slam)
-The power of the attack goes up!
-They deal 70 DMG and end the boss! (or do they??)
-RIDDLE gained 2 TP
-Klungo enters phase 2!
-Klungo has unblocked the exit
-Klungo sleeps this turn (recovers 100 HP)
-Earthquake effect has ended
-Irony beats the monster sh!tless
-Irony doesn't know what she did so she dealed 75 DMG but took 34 DMG
-Bolt can move AGAIN!!!!
-Klungo awakens and attacks Irony with Sleepy-punch
-Irony took 30 DMG
-Irony fell asleep (3 turns)
-Zeos launches missile at Klungo
-Klungo got 45 DMG!
-Explosion hits Zeos too
-Zeos lost 20 HP
-Klungo fell in INSOMNIA!
-Klungo entered phase 3 and recovers 300 HP
-Klungo charges this turn...
-Irony sacrifies herself
-Irony deals 85 + 31(HP left)
-Irony dies
-Klungo charges more!
-Zeos shoots and arrow in his eye and hops in a dunebuggy and drives it into Klungo!
-CRITICAL HIT!
-Zeos deals 75 DMG
-Klungo says: Ahahaha! assholes!
-Klungo unleash Turkey Wrath at Reapo!
-Reapo lost 55 HP!
-Battle has been very long,so you ALL get free 5 HP :) (except Irony,'cause she's dead)
-Reapo posions a turkey,Bolt sets it on fire and they throw it to Klungo!
-Reapo deals 85 DMG!
-Klungo gets poisoned for 2 turns!
-POISON! (1 turn left)
-Klungo attacks Reapo with Insomnia Punch
-Reapo can't change his status now! (this means no more power increasing/decreasing)
-Reapo uses potion on Irony
-Irony revives with 50 HP!
-Klungo punches Irony on her face
-Irony lost 20 HP
-POISON!
-poison effect ended
-Zeos drinks gasoline,spits fire with a match and uses chemicals to burn the boss!
-Klungo farts of fear
-Zeos deals 55 DMG and ends the boss!
-All RIDDLE members level up by 2
-All RIDDLE members recover their HP
-RIDDLE got his max TP increased to 6!
-Now wait until I continue the story

[Minjo]

If you people want your TP back,better have more coordination!
This means don't use moves that may hurt your friend (like reapo's ones :p),and don't participate only you!

[repobanjo]

What? I do that to show teamwork!

Reapo grabs the evil Mr. Bold somehow, and throws him to Bolt, Bolt then slam dunked it on Klungo's head.

Reapo: Take that! That was for the italics!

Mr. Bold: O.K. I'll get rid of them

Reapo: Yay!

[RareBK]

Zeos graps Klungo's arm and swings him mario 64 style and throws him into a randomly placed spikey mine that just happened to be there.

Zeos: So long me Klungo!

OOC: um minjo, can i have my specials, videogame esk, please, then I can have catchfrases, I like catch frases, they are so , catchy!

[Minjo]

OOC: um minjo, can i have my specials, videogame esk, please, then I can have catchfrases, I like catch frases, they are so , catchy!

I gave you a power if you didn't notice,read the post where it says new powers!

[RareBK]

Oh you can only have one, aw crap, and why was my critical attack so weak?
its called critical for a reason!

[repobanjo]

You just missed because that involved you, right?

Reapo and Irony do Bounce Bros!

Irony jumps on Reapo, they become a bouncing ball, and they slam into Klungo.

[RareBK]

OOC: Um I already knew i had shrunken head, so lay off. Minjo,can we do moves that continue on with another person's attack c ause iI have a continuation to Reapo's attack.

Zeos Grabs another Rediculous hammer and slams Reapo and Irony in ball form ( I think thats called knock back bros, beat M&L a while ago) right into Klungo!

[Minjo]

Oh you can only have one, aw crap, and why was my critical attack so weak?
its called critical for a reason!

No,you can have many moves,but you must be on higher levels,for example, Bolt has 2 special moves,because he's actually on level 7!
And the monster has a defense of 40,so your attacks will be VERY low,at least in this phase.

EDIT-Monster entered phase 2,check status change.

[MewChan]

Irony does nothing, and lets herself rot away...

Just kidding, I won't let crippling anger/depression get in the way of ass kicking.

Irony--DAMN YOU WINRY!
IRONY BEATS THE MONSTER SH!TLESS.

[RareBK]

No,you can have many moves,but you must be on higher levels,for example, .

Oooooh ok I get it now, :)

Zeos Slams Irony while she (it is a girl right?) has a spaz directly onto a missile

Zeos: I need you to direct this missile!

Irony: But how will i get off?

Zeos: Thats why theres an eject button.

Irony: I hate you...

OOC: This attack will hit next persons turn not a really strong missile either, like strong firework.



Zeos launches the missile, while its flying , Zeos shoots klungo in the eye

[MewChan]

Irony uses herself as the timebomb...Pretty much.

Irony:Better off dieing than seeing them together...*Holds up a sign that reads "WinryxAl isn't a good pairing."*

[Minjo]

Klungo has entered phase 3!
Beware because this one is difficult...
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Klungo: You won't stand a chance! I won't be spoiling the secret turkey!

Reapo: What the **** are you talking about? Are you drugged?

Klungo: Something like dat...

Irony: .... (I'm dead stupid Mr. Bold,revive me now b¡tch!)

Sorry but that will just get things worse,and Klungo will unleash his attack very soon... oh yeah...

[RareBK]

OOC: Minjo, can you integrate a point system so we can buy potions strength defence, revives ect, cause i think we will need atleast one potion to finish this!

Zeos: Darnit!

He shoots and arrow in his eye and hops in a dunebuggy and drives it into Klungo

[Minjo]

OOC: Minjo, can you integrate a point system so we can buy potions strength defence, revives ect, cause i think we will need atleast one potion to finish this!


I don't know,i'm working on making the game more funny and interactive,but here's a promise,on your next level-up you can decide to add a bonus to 1 of your status! :D
Agree?

[repobanjo]

Hoorah!

Takes turkey, poisons it, gives it to Bolt. Bolt sets it on fire, and Reapo throws it at Klungo.

[Minjo]

Nice move above! :)

[repobanjo]

Thanks!

Oy, I'll use one of my two potions on Irony. What a mess you ot you go yourself in.

[RareBK]

Zeos:Wahay Wahay

Zeos removes his helmet, becomes human and dinks gasoline, runs to Klungo and lights a match infront of his face and holds a hair spray can in the other hand.

Zeos (muffled): this is what i call the double burner!

He holds down the hair spray can button, realeasing chemicals in front of him and spits the gasoline into the flame causing a chain reaction and huge flame blast at Klungo!

[repobanjo]

Er, Zeos, are you sure that is safe to the human body? Give me those!

He builds off of Zeos's idea. He takes that, does a double burner on Mr. Bold (Ha! I'll do it again!), and shoots Mr. Bold out of his RIDDLE Launcher (This isn't for a TP, I am just using one of the items needed.)

[Minjo]

NEW POWERS!

-Reapo receives ability "Riddle bros." (makes a crazy move that involves all the team,and has great amount of DMG) (uses 3 TP)

-Irony receives ability "Homonculi Kiss" (poisons the boss for 6 turns!) (uses 3 TP)

*All RIDDLE members can tell me to grow 1 ability by 10!
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Sorry to announce this,but due to some violence in the RP,Mr.Bold was fired and they hired his bro (me),Mr.Bald,yes I don't have hair.

Reapo: At least my speak is proper now!

Bolt: Ok,now tell us Klungo,why did you tried to stop us? I mean,almost all the other bosses were huge,but you are a fatty!

Klungo: Urrrr... Klungo musssst... find mistresss in Generator's room! *warps*

Irony: WHAT THE...? Now where are we going to look?

Reapo: Grunty has to be behind all this... THAT I know!

Zeos: But it will be imposible to stop Klungo now! He's so evil! And he will never return! Oh we are ruined! *takes turkey*

Klungo warps back to the room

Klungo: Urrrr.... can you return me the turkey?

Zeos: Yeah sure! *hangs over turkey*

Klungo: Goode... thankss... *warps back*

Zeos: You know... I feel happy now...

All: ... *anger at Zeos*

Meanwhile,something odd was happening at the generator's room

Grunty: C'mon idiot! You are so fatty now slowgo!

Klungo: Urrr... sorrie... I... you know... unblocked the exit...

Grunty: You what??? Ughhh! I told you to eat anything you want but you had to BLOCK the *****nig path!!! Now they are going to find us too easy!

Klungo: I said... I was sorry... *talks with full mouth* Do ye want some turkey?

Grunty: Just GO BACK THERE FREAK!

Bill Gates enters the generator's room!

Grunty: Good damnit! The KING of the freaks just entered!

BG: Ohhh Gruntilda... don't say you don't remember it... *winks*

Grunty: look bastard... I'm being crontolled by your freaky religion,so at least leave me alone!

BG: Religion? Nope! E.V.I.L.B.O.S.S never wanted to be one! I OWN YOUR DESTINY NOW! I BOUGHT RARE!!!! You are my b¡tch!

Grunty: Oh my...!

Grunty starts fighting with Bill Gates,and Klungo stupidly presses something in the generator,making a boss appear at the room!

Klungo: Urrrr.... sorry... I have turkey.... and a pop-tart I stole from the assholes...

Grunty: WTF? The assholes are here? And what did you did?
*continue plz*

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I'd like my speed raised.

[RareBK]

Id like my strength raised please!

[Minjo]

Since nobody else wanted to:
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Grunty: Arghhhh! I hate you Klungo! Now how are we going to get the...?

*CRASH!* The monster appeared from the generator!

Bill Gates: You see what did you did? Now I will leave you alone with this monster!

Grunty: NOOOOO! PLEASE! You are obligating me to do this! I didn't want to build this fu*king generator!

Klungo: Urrrr... I think I conssssstructed it...

Grunty: SHUT UP! And go find the assholes before they arrive here!

BG: Grunty,grunty,grunty.... How many times do I have to tell you that the "assholes" are an important part of our evil plan?

Grunty: WHY?? Are they going to clean the machine? Or clean the monster's poo? WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR???

BG: Sorry but I cannot explain that to you... better stay with your mouth quiet!

Klungo: Me go out... Urrrrr... Turkey...

Grunty: I don't even know why did I build a boss generator in the middle of nowhere!

BG: The place you call "nowhere" is the place where the first 2 steps from our plan live...

Grunty: ???? Explain...

BG: No no no! You firsy bring Banjo to your lair! Then I will explain it to you!

Grunty: Arrrrgghhhh! Why Banjo? His life is fu*ked up!

BG: Because he and another person are needed to begin our master plan!

Grunty: I'll do it,if it's going to kill him...

BG: You can be sure about that!

Grunty: Hahahahaha! w00t! Ok I'll bring him *takes her broom*

Gruntilda leaves the place,but why do they need Banjo? And why do they need the assholes... emmm... heroes? So many questions...

*BACK AT RIDDLE'S GROUP*

Reapo: I'm so tired... we have been walking for hours around this lair, and we stil don't know where is the generator!

Irony: We should have listened to the fairy!

Zeos: And a boss hasn't appear in hours!

Bolt: Silence! Mr.Bald can get ideas for us! He can even place Cheato here and put him as an evil guy!

Hey! That's a good idea!

Bolt: Ohhh... sh!t...

BOSS APPEARS!
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Evil Cheato
Level: 10
HP: 450
Attack: 25
Defense: 20
Special Power: Cheat (he can cheat by doing anything he wants to! From increasing HP,to paralyze a random guy!)

[Minjo]

HP's
Reapo-35/115
Irony-25/105
Bolt-70/115
Zeos-40/85
RIDDLE's TP: 0/6


ENEMY: 0/450
-Cheato opens battle by defending this turn!
-Reapo casts "Riddle Bros"!
-RIDDLE lost 3 TP
-A wave of crazy moves begins!
-All members deal 20 DMG EACH! (80 total)
-Cheato charges this turn
-Zeos kicks his entire team at Cheato!
-Reapo,Irony and Bolt deal 55 DMG,but lose 25 HP each!
-Zeos attack becomes counterattacked!
-All riddle members kick Zeos!
-Zeos lost 25 HP
-Cheato unleash "cheat"
-Cheato attack increases to 30!
-Bolt casts lighstorm!
-RIDDLE lost 2 TP
-Bolt deals 120 DMG!
-Cheato attacks Irony with page shoot!
-Irony lost 30 HP
-Reapo pokes Cheato!
-Cheato dodged the attack
-Cheato charges this turn
-Zeos whites out Cheato's words!
-Nothing happens...
-Cheato unleash "cheat"
-All RIDDLE members get burned for the next 4 turns! (when burned you'll lost some attack power & HP)
-BURNED! (3 turns left)
-Irony kicks Cheato!
-Irony deals 70 DMG
-Cheato kicks Zeos!
-Zeos dodged the attack!
-BURNED! (2 turns left)
-Zeos takes a chainsaw to Cheato's bindings
-Zeos deals 50 DMG!
-Somehow RIDDLE recovered 1 TP! (you are being cooperative)
-Cheato attacks Reapo with CHEAT:IHATEYOUIHOPEYOUDIE
-Reapo lost 30 HP
-BURNED! (1 turn left)
-Reapo keeps Cheato open upside-down while open, destroying the binding.
-Reapo deals 70 DMG
-Cheato charges this turn
-BURNED!
-burned ended
-Bolt uses lightstorm and ends the boss!
-RIDDLE lost 2 TP
-Bolt deals 120 DMG
-Cheato dies and says: I'll get my revenge on Chapter 2!
-All RIDDLE members level up by 1
-All RIDDLE members recover their HP
-Now wait until I continue the story

[repobanjo]

I want accuracy raised! As my job as the creavtive captain, I will continue the story!

Our four heros are going across a hallway when Reapo noticed something.


Reapo: Gasp! My po-tar disapeared!

Irony: That is a bad thing!

Bolt: We must get it back!

Zeos: Pop-tarts suck!


The next thing that Zeos saw was the hospital floor. When they got back to where they were, Zeos suddenly and mysteriously loved pop tarts.

???: Wha ha ha! This will make you like them even more!

Reapo: What the?

A whole buch of pop tarts fell out of the sky.

???: Dig in!

Irony: OMDKHFLIHFOILHNFVLKANHGFLKNHCVKSDNFGSIDLHFTLGJKANW EOFYHWAFHOWEAITDF!

Reapo: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH

Bolt: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOOW!

Zeos: Yay.

Reapo: Show your enthusiasm!

Zeos: Fine. E:DFJsd'?KG;eafas"DPUFGAWEDHIGALSKJNDFVIKASNJDF:COKSJADPOFJTGNSDLIFV WELIFGLJERQWHTFOLDFWERJHGTFOIWHNERQPTFHINWADLIFHQW EOTGPETFLKWENFGTPOIWAERHTWEHLTFOIWHENTFLJWEOITFHAW LIEHFOIWEAHNTFGOAUERTGQWOEUNHTRFOWEUHRFTWNFPAULISD EAD!

The four hyper fellows dug in, and wer drugged! When they awoke, they found themselves in the pop tarts factory.

Irony: Where are we?

???: You are in the pop tarts factory! I am the man who sent you the pop tarts, my name is the poptart salesman!

Reapo: You! You drugged us! You must pay!

FIGHT!

Do you see a secret message in this post? Hint: Zeos said it.

[Minjo]

Reapo,I will place that part of your story when we finish this battle,OK?

[repobanjo]

Whoops, I didn't see your post.

Reapo starts witha Riddle Bros!

Reapo: O.K. team! Let's do this!

Reapo says the most ironic thing in the world. The fact that the fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosusquippedeliaphobia. In disbelif, Irony runs into Cheato and sticks pn him. Reapo then uses a hammer and pushes Bolt into Zeos, then Bolt grabs Zeoses hands and they spin around in the air like a tornado. They run inot Cheato and he shoots up high in the sky with Irony stuck to him Irony then slams him to the ground as hard as possible.

Long, but effective. The most ironic part about this is that Irony didn't belive something ironic.

[RareBK]

I saw that, PAUL IS DEAD!

Zeos gets off the floor

Zeos kicks Reapo into irony and into Bolt sending them flying at cheato, then butt slams cheato.

[repobanjo]

If I didn't put who said it, none of you would have ever found out!

[RareBK]

No Ive heard of it before, it says it in a song when played backwards. www.jeffmilner.com/backmasking

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt uses lightstorm!

[repobanjo]

Reapo just walks up to Cheato. pokes him really hard, then walks back.

[RareBK]

Zeos takes out white out,

Zeos: how will you take it if whats left of your pages are illegible.

He whites out the words.

[MewChan]

Irony kicks Cheato.

Pretty simple, eh?

[Minjo]

MewChan,remember to tell me which ability do you want me to grow up!
This battle is intense guys!

[RareBK]

Zeos takes a chainsaw to Cheato's bindings

[repobanjo]

Reapo keeps Cheato open upside-down while open, destroying the binding.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Lightstorm!! Here's my cheat:

YOUMAKEMEFEELNOTSOWELLIHOPEYOURPAGESBURNINHELL!!
(the above was not the attack. lightstorm is.)
Top that!

[Minjo]

Reapo:Your part of the story will be reposted (by me) but before I want to write a small part,OK?

[repobanjo]

Just fire away.

[Minjo]

Right after defeating Cheato,Zeos reads one of his pages...

Zeos: It says,"in order to produce shadow plasma..."

Bolt: What the hell is that??

Irony: Shut up! let him continue reading

Zeos: "... we need the force of the following..."

Gruntilda enters the room,and she's carrying a big heavy box

Grunty: Hey! What are you doing in MY lair??!!

Reapo: Gruntilda! What are you planing to do with the generator?

Grunty: Ummm... I dunno... ask that to Cheato,he may cheat and tell you a fake anyway! Hahahahaha...! *cough cough*

Irony: Cheato is REALLY dead by now...

Grunty: Ohh... I guess you are reading the pages now... right?

Zeos: *reading* "... then it will..."

In a VERY fast move,Grunty steals the pages from Zeos,then she erases his memory

Zeos: Ouch... that hurt...

Irony: You fatty! Return our pages!

Grunty: Who did you called fatty?

Irony: YOU IDIOT!

Grunty: Then you won this spell! *throws fireball at Irony*

Irony: I have 2 words to you: FATTY BIT...

Klungo appears from nowhere

Klungo: Do you have anymore pop-tarts?

Reapo: WHAT THE? You robed them!

Gruntilda leaves the room with silence,so no one notices she

Banjo(inside the box): HELP ME!!!

Grunty: Be quiet... or do you want to see it again?

Banjo: GO TO HELL

Grunty: I think you will love to see it again *starts quiting her clothes*

Banjo: NOOOOO!

RIDDLE members now have the choice to select one of the next 2 paths: Nice or Nasty,Both ways however,lead to the generator's room

Bolt: NASTY!

Our four heros are going across a hallway when Reapo noticed something.

Reapo: Gasp! My po-tar disapeared!

Irony: That is a bad thing!

Bolt: We must get it back!

Zeos: Pop-tarts suck!


The next thing that Zeos saw was the hospital floor. When they got back to where they were, Zeos suddenly and mysteriously loved pop tarts.

???: Wha ha ha! This will make you like them even more!

Reapo: What the?

A whole buch of pop tarts fell out of the sky.

???: Dig in!

Irony: OMDKHFLIHFOILHNFVLKANHGFLKNHCVKSDNFGSIDLHFTLGJKANW EOFYHWAFHOWEAITDF!

Reapo: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH

Bolt: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOOW!

Zeos: Yay.

Reapo: Show your enthusiasm!

Zeos: Fine. EFJsd'?KG;eafas"DPUFGAWEDHIGALSKJNDFVIKASNJDF:COKSJADPOFJTGNSDLIFV WELIFGLJERQWHTFOLDFWERJHGTFOIWHNERQPTFHINWADLIFHQW EOTGPETFLKWENFGTPOIWAERHTWEHLTFOIWHENTFLJWEOITFHAW LIEHFOIWEAHNTFGOAUERTGQWOEUNHTRFOWEUHRFTWNFPAULISD EAD!

The four hyper fellows dug in, and wer drugged! When they awoke, they found themselves in the pop tarts factory.

Irony: Where are we?

???: You are in the pop tarts factory! I am the man who sent you the pop tarts, my name is the poptart salesman!

Reapo: You! You drugged us! You must pay!

FIGHT!
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Pop-tart salesman
Level: 10
HP: 800
Attack:10
Defense: 0
Special powers: *pop-tart (recovers 100 HP)
*drug-tart (confuses th entire team and deals 20 DMG to each one)

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Whatever his stats are, Thunder God, I summon thee!

[Minjo]

Oh yeah,I forgot it =)
wait a few minutes...

EDIT: Status has been added,I just need the battle 7 post!

[Minjo]

HP's
Reapo-65/120* (poisoned)
Irony-90/110
Bolt-90/120
Zeos-20/90
RIDDLE's TP: 3/6

ENEMY: 0/800
-Bolt casts "thunder god"
-RIDDLE lost 3 TP
-Thunders appeared in the enemy area! (8)
-Thunders deal 20 DMG each! (160 total)
-Poptart salesman charges this turn
-Zeos takes a toaster, plugs it in. and sticks the salesman's foot in it
-Zeos deals 80 DMG!
-Poptart salesman unleash "drug-tart"
-All RIDDLE members lost 20 HP
-All RIDDLE members get confused for 3 turns!
-THUNDER! (1 turn left)
-Reapo & the others wring salesman's neck
-But they miss!
-Poptart salesman charges this turn
-THUNDER!
-Thunder effect ends
-Zeos turns Reapo into a ball and spikes him into the salesman
-Zeos & Reapo deal 40 DMG
-Poptart salesman catches Reapo!
-Zeos attack becomes counterattacked
-Zeos lost 40 HP
-Reapo lost 20 HP
-Poptart salesman unleash "pop-tart"
-He recovers 100 HP
-Zeos burns salesman's suitcase!
-Zeos deals 80 DMG
-Zeos burned due to confusion! (for 2 turns)
-Poptart salesman attacks Bolt with stupid punch
-Bolt lost a ridiculous 10 HP
-BURNED! (1 turn left)
-Bolt attacks with thunder dive!
-Bolt missed!
-Poptart salesman charges this turn
-BURNED!
-Burning ends
-Confusion ends
-Reapo combines fire spell with spray can!
-Reapo deals 200 DMG! (whoa)
-Poptart salesman unleash "pop-tart"
-He recovers 100 HP
-Zeos opens a door and fakes a handshake, shutting the door on his hand.
-Zeos deals 80 DMG
-Poptart salesman attacks Reapo with a putrefact pop-tart!
-Reapo lost 10 HP
-Reapo is poisoned! (for 3 turns)
-POISON! (2 turns left)
-Zeos attacks pop-tart salesman and beats the boss!
-Reapo & Bolt gained 1 level!
-Zeos won 2 levels!
-You can continue the story now

[RareBK]

Zeos takes a toaster, plugs it in. and sticks the salesman's foot in it

Zeos: Cant put your foot between the door to stop it from closing NOW! MWAHAHAHHA!

[repobanjo]

Let's increas our TP!

Working together, the four hold hands red-rover style (isn't that cute?) and they wring the salesman neck.

[RareBK]

Zeos turns Reapo into a ball and spikes him into the salesman.

[Minjo]

This boss is too easy,if you know how to beat him correctly!

[RareBK]

Zeos takes his suitcase and burns it

OOC: Do we get a potion each battle?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bolt:Ready, Chuck?

Chuck-o-lator:RRRREEEETTSSSS GGGOOOOO!!!

Bolt:Sloshy Thunder Dive!

(Chuck wraps himself around Bolt (since he's cola) and Bolt does a Thunder Dive)

[Minjo]

OOC: Do we get a potion each battle?

Nope,but if you want to get more items,you MUST be very cooperative,and sometimes I give them for free,for example,Reapo still has 1 potion and a fire spell! I wonder why he doesn't use them...

[repobanjo]

I forgot about the fire spell, and I don't think I need my potion yet...

Reapo uses the fire potion, but takes the spray can Zeos used in an earlier battle and made some sort of an exploding flamethrower.

[RareBK]

Zeos puts up a door and makes the salesman knock on it, Zeos opens the door and fakes a handshake, shutting the door on his hand.

[Minjo]

C'mon everybody! Only 80 more DMG!
And MewChan,if you don't tell me which abilty do you want me to grow-up,I'll add 10 to your POWER.

[RareBK]

Zeos, Reapo Irony and Bolt grab each others hands and flies up using his booster jets in his shoes.

He charges up his arm thrusters and launches each of them into a different spot.

Irony hits his other hand.

Reapo hits his forums for buying pop tarts.

Bolt hits his box of poptarts.

Zeos charges his jet thrusters to max output and rolls up, Sonic like, and does a head shot!


Zeos: Hasta Lavista Pop Tart!

[Minjo]

He charges up hiZeos: Hasta la vista Pop Tart!

corrected :)

[Minjo]

Zeos gets ability "Lethal Hammer" (this weapon will deal an amount of DMG equal to Zeos HP!,also sometimes it can shrink enemies) (uses 4 TP)

[repobanjo]

Reapo takes this time to take a Pop-Tart as a boomerang to chop off the Salesman head.

[Minjo]

Who's going to continue the story now??

[repobanjo]

Me.

With the Salesman dead, the group continues on. Just then, a monster appeared!

Reapo: That was short!

Deal with it.

Irony: Whatever.

It appears to be the lizard-like hamster that you ignored twice!

Hamster: I wanna fight!

Reapo: Fine, you get a fight.

[Minjo]

Reapo,for some reason I FEEL you want to fight the hamster... right?
well:

Mr.Bald decides to move the lizard-hamster thing into another post,then he says you will fight him later...
Our heroes reurned (somehow) very fast to grunty's lair! But decided to take over the way "NICE" this time...

Zeos: lol,j00 wan me 2 take teh way? LMAO! IMHO: u suck! (I luv l33t)

Irony: Silence!

Zeos: Stop shuting me up!

Bolt: And it's suposed that you are speaking! Not typing!

Zeos: w/e

Reapo: Arrrrrghhhh! *shoots dark spell at Zeos*

Bolt: WTF? You killed him!

Reapo: Duh! probably Mr.Bald will revive him... someday... Anyway,i'm the grim reaper,so if I don't want,I won't send him to hell...

Irony: Well... you have a point right there...

Our heroes continue to the generator's room,and they leave Zeos dead in the path

Reapo: Fu*king Mr.Bald! I wouldn't like to be on your place... you may get an horrible destiny...

Bolt: Wow,this room is so BIG!

There's a mysterious Mecha-Grunty in the middle of the room!

Irony: What is this?

???: A mecha grunty! dummy!

Reapo: You! You are the guy we fighted so many times! You killed my friends! You are the bad guy! Let's kill him friends!

???: WHAT THE...? It's me! ZEOS! I wasn't dead! DON'T KILL ME...!

Irony tells the others to stop,but they continue punching Zeos...

Irony: C'mon!

Reapo: Ok,let's look for the generator!

Gruntilda appears!

Grunty: Ahahahahahahahaha! Haven't you realized it? Mecha-Grunty is the generator!

All: ???

Grunty: And it will kill you now!

*CONTINUE 1 MORE POST BEFORE BATTLE STARTS!*

[repobanjo]

Mech-Grunty activates.

Mecha Grunty: Now to kill you!

Reapo: We must kill you!
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I do want to fight the hamster. Why don't you want to?

[Minjo]

Reapo: You will fight him,but on the chapter's 2 world (not spoiling the name) :)

GENERATOR: Angry Mecha-Grunty (phase 2/2)
Level: 14
HP: 900
Attack: 35
Defense: 30
Special Powers: *Winkybunion beam (deals 50 DMG)
*Electro-shield (stays for 3 turns,if you attack mecha-grunty,you'll take damage too)
*Homework (confuses the entire team,and will absorb 5 HP from each one of them))
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BATTLE VS GENERATOR!!!
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HP's
Reapo-65/125
Irony-110/110
Bolt-125/125* (paralyzed)
Zeos-100/100*
RIDDLE's TP: 1/6

ENEMY: 900/900
-Bolt casts "Thunder God"
-RIDDLE lost 3 TP
-thunders appear all over the enemy area! (9)
-Thunders deal 20 DMG each (180 DMG)
-Mecha-Grunty atacks Reapo with Iron arm
-Reapo lost 25 HP
-Reapo throws his compy at Mecha-Grunty!
-CRITICAL HIT!
-Reapo deals 100 DMG!
-THUNDER! (1 turn left)
-MG charges this turn
-Bolt casts lightstorm
-RIDDLE lost 2 TP
-Bolt deals 100 DMG!
-Bolt gets paralyzed due to many shocks! (4 turns)
-MG unleash Electro-Shield (for 10 turns)
-THUNDER!
-thunder ends
-MG enters phase 2! (check status change)
-Zeos unscrews the bolts on grunty and removes her arms
-Zeos fails and gets shocked!
-AMG attacks Reapo with mecha-fart
-Reapo lost 35 HP

[Minjo]

ummm... BUMPED

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Thunder God! I summon thee!

Okay, don't you mean if you attack her with a physical attack the electric sheild will hurt you?

[repobanjo]

Well, now that we all have been united at the place, I think this is appropriate.

"Reapo takes out his compy, and slams Mecha-Grunty with it."

[Minjo]

Thunder God! I summon thee!

Okay, don't you mean if you attack her with a physical attack the electric sheild will hurt you?

Yeah,but she needs to unleash the attack first,so wait until she does it.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I use Lightstorm!!!

[RareBK]

Zeos unscrews the bolts on grunty and removes her arms.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

okay, I don't think Bolt is paralyzed anymore. And if he is, do this attack when he can move again.

Bolt puls out Lightning

Bolt:Ready son?

Lightning:Yeah!

Father-Son Flurry!!!!

(Bolt and Lightning do a series of rat-a-tat-raps on AMG)

[RareBK]

Zeos picks up a super magnet!

Z: REVERSE POLARIZATION!

He throws the magnet at her and it gets stuck.

Z:This will cause all you peices to fly away from each other! AND CAUSE ELECTRICAL DESTURBANCE!

[repobanjo]

Hey! How about a game of Calvinball? *Throws the Calvinball at Mecha-Grunty*.

[Minjo]

I don't know... this RP is getting boring :(