The story game!

[MewChan]

Okay, were going to make a story game. The story will start off with one sentence, and you add a sentence on when you post. When we finish it (If ever), i'll copy and paste it, and post the story! ISH A NOVEL!

Once there was a little forum called The Rare Witch Project.

[Heffy]

It had many members who lived together in peace and harmony! Yay!

[MewChan]

But one day, MewChan brought FullMetal Alchemist characters to RWP...

[Kaz da Breegull]

Kaz slammed her head on a wall many times, as she was sick of seeing so much Fullmetal Alchemist.

[Heffy]

Heffy did not mind FullMetal Alchemist so much as other members did.

[dmoss]

One day, all the members who didn't like Full Metal Alchemist got together and had a meeting. At the meeting, they decided...

[actionwebgamer]

To not end sentences in the middle.

[Heffy]

BUT, they ALSO decided to conjure up a plan, to rid the forums of FMA once and for all! [dramatic music]

[MewChan]

Once Mew heard about this, she gathered weapons ready to fire at anyone who came near her.

[Upsilon]

The weapons were dropped into the sewers by a clumsy, clumsy porter.

[Minjo]

Then one day,Rare bought FMA and made a crappy game with it.

[Heffy]

The FMA fans were none too pleased...

[repobanjo]

and they took out their anger by killing anyone they saw.

[MewChan]

And MewChan just happeneed to see Bill Gates, so she killed him.

[Minjo]

Just then she noticed that wasn't a real Bill gates! (like in the RP :p)

[MewChan]

It was actually Michael Jackson!

[repobanjo]

Micheal Jackson had to come back to life to go to court again, though.

[Kaz da Breegull]

Sadly, he was judged guilty this time around.

[MewChan]

So he said goodbye to his Cubscouts and went to jail.

[Heffy]

Anyway, back to the RWP forums.

[actionwebgamer]

At the RWP forums, MewChan was on a violent rampage.

[Heffy]

The members fleed in terror, and a few were killed.

Heffy hid in a fort like the coward he is.

[MewChan]

But suddenly, MewChan stopped, and broke down, crying "He's better off without me! I'm just a smartass emo bitch! Wait i'm not even EMO!".

[Minjo]

But suddenly Alphonse came and kissed MewChan :p

[MewChan]

But then Winry slapped him for 'cheating on her', Mew was allredy pissed enough at Winry, so she beat her sh!tless.

[repobanjo]

So then the A-Team, accompanied with the RP regulars (R, Banjzooie, EnEnDar, Rare, me (minor), Minjo (minor), and a hell of a lot of people who don't post here anymore.) went up to MewChan and gave her some pills.

[MewChan]

And Mew became a pill popper, and resembled Pill-z.

[repobanjo]

Then she figured out that the pills were just Recess Pieces....

[MewChan]

So she threw the Reses Peices at everyone.

[Heffy]

Heffy ate them gleefully. 'Nummy.

[repobanjo]

Heffy then choked on one and died. The RWP mourned over his death, and then buried him.

[Upsilon]

The local worms enjoyed eating Heffy's corpse and turning it into fresh, fertile soil.

[repobanjo]

So, a man by the nam of Boh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! Gives the worms the deed to Heffy's house.

[Upsilon]

However, Boh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! was later investigated by the police and arrested on the charges of fraud and having five punctuation marks in his name.

[actionwebgamer]

But it wasn't a fraud.

[Upsilon]

And yet Boh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! remained in jail for the rest of his life, and was only found innocent forty years after his death.

[repobanjo]

So, they brought him and Heffy back to life, and thy needed to fight to the death for their lives.

[Upsilon]

"Choose your weapon," said Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob!, indicating with a sweep of his withered hand the assortment of rifles, pistols, swords, guitars and laser guns, grenade eggs and H-bombs.

[repobanjo]

Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! chose the guitar. Heffy chose the H-bomb. As you can all guess, Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! won. His prize was a cool sportscar.

[MewChan]

Meanwhile, MewChan plotted ways to kill Winry, and the presedent, that or kidnap Alphonse.

[Heffy]

Heffy, now a zombie, went on a rampage, eating innocent people.

[repobanjo]

Heffy ate MewChan while MewChan was killing Winry, and Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! was getting eaten by Winry. This confusion sent all of them into pure darkness.

[MewChan]

So Alphonse sat there, speatchless.

(Excuse my spelling, the lights went out and I can't see well....)

[Dragon_Kazooie]

So then Alphonse got up and said to Winry, "I'm through with you!", Killed her, and returned everthing to normal. (except the fact that Winry is dead!) Alphonse then went out with MewChan. ;)

[repobanjo]

That night though, they happened to walk over the grave of someone famous....

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Eddy Gurerro! May he rest in peace. He then rises up as a ghost and steals 5 bucks from Alphonse! He didn't care though.

[MewChan]

But then, Eddy Gurerro mugged him again!

[Dragon_Kazooie]

But then he stopped. He only needed ten bucks (out of the millions of dollars that Alphonse has) for the pop machine in heaven. (it costs three bucks a pop! but it never goes flat, and all that good stuff.)

[repobanjo]

The soda machine in Heaven was busted when he got up there, and needed John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Christopher Reeves, the unknown American hero, and Douglas Adams to smash the macine (indestructable without the help of 6 people, them and Eddy) and get the sodas for all of them.

[Heffy]

The sodas happened to all be the same flavor, which was...

[Upsilon]

... absolutely revolting.

[repobanjo]

The absolutley revolting soda was spit out by everyone in Heaven at the exact same time, and it rained revolting soda/ angel spit for days.

[Upsilon]

This was hailed by millions as a miracle and within weeks a massive cult had sprung up around the phenomenon.

[repobanjo]

The cult decided to form a mass murder-suicide club, and...

[Upsilon]

...drove around in pimped-out cars, pumping R&B from their stereos at full volume.

[repobanjo]

So then came the mass-suicide day. They all died, but went on the wrong stairway, and took the stairway to Hell.

[Upsilon]

They arrived there to find a fusion of R&B and hip-hop playing non-stop.

[Yeah. I went there.]

[MewChan]

And Satan didn't like it, so he torched the cult.

[repobanjo]

The torched cult complained about the heat they were in, so they decided to come back to the dead.

Yes, that will confuse you.

[Upsilon]

This confused everybody, with the ultimate consequence that several people died of overheated brain.

[MewChan]

And Mew sipped her coffee, her plan was going well, then she went to get a cookie.

[repobanjo]

Of course, the cookie was a zombie from the confusion. This cookie started to attck Mew and some random pedestrians.

[MewChan]

And the cookie just happened to bite Presedent George Bush.

[repobanjo]

Then the world became a better place. They needed someone to run the power in America, though, or else it would become an anarchy!

[Upsilon]

The candidates for presidency were, oddly, a rapper from Barbados and a shrimp.

[Heffy]

The shrimp won the election, and became president.

[MewChan]

But Edward was offended because shrimp are small, therefore taunting him.

[Upsilon]

The shrimp, whose name was Aristophat, was enraged and bit Edward on the nose.

[MewChan]

And Edward got really pissed off and fought the shrimp to the death.

[repobanjo]

The shrimp won. Just barley though. The shrimp became the supreme exhalted ruler of everywhere, but Boh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! came back from his vacation and ate the shrimp.

[MewChan]

But no one noticed, as they were ocupied by the radio playing My Chemical Romance.

[Kratos_Aurion]

Suddenly, Kratos fell in through the ceiling upon the shelled remains of the shrimp.

[MewChan]

And Sora walked out of Boh-boo-bob! It's Bob!'s refrigrator with some nachos.

[Upsilon]

Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! was not fond of nachos, so did not mind unduly.

[Heffy]

Aristophat the shrimp eventually gave Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! indigestion.

[Upsilon]

Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! ended up returning Aristophat the shrimp into the sewers whence he came.

[MewChan]

And the world fell back in place, but wait, what of the Rare Witch Project forum?

[Kratos_Aurion]

But little did they know, in the frozen foods aisle at Wal-Mart, sat the RWP Forums, misplaced in the confusion of said events.

[Upsilon]

The RWP forums was snatched up by an old lady for the bargain price of 35p.

[MewChan]

And we were scared, very scared, and people cried...

Wait, that's WWII. My bad.

[Dragon_Kazooie]

And the old lady was.......Gruntilda!!

She was planning on trashing every single Banjo fan board, and making them all Grunty fan boards!!

[repobanjo]

The RWP reverted back to the uBB, and things got weird, as everyone who wasn't there at the time of uBB died, and those who didn't join uBB's successor died.

[Heffy]

Then, oddly enough, the uBB (whatever that is) changed from a Banjo-Kazooie forum to a forum for discussing vegetables.

[MewChan]

People got very bored of this, so Icy Guy (:mazza) formated the site back to a BK forum.

[repobanjo]

Then Icy was "mysteriously" dissapeared (what? don't look at me....) and Grey Jinjo became his succesor.

[Upsilon]

Grey Jinjo fulfilled the role of benevolent dictator quite nicely until, one day, something catastrophic happened.

[repobanjo]

The catastrophic thing is that it was the day the music died.

[Upsilon]

Only three people attended music's funeral, and there were no hymns (for obvious reasons).

[machanist]

and the tombstone was made from white chocolate....
but somehow dissapeared towards the end -burp-

[Heffy]

The tombstone was rebuilt, but this time, it was made out of stone, so nobody would attempt to eat it.

[Upsilon]

However, a number of trolls did attempt to eat it, with humorous results.

[Heffy]

The trolls had indigestion.

[Upsilon]

"That wasn't very humorous!" said an onlooker, who was swiftly flattened by a 16-ton weight.

[Heffy]

The 16-ton weight was arrested for deliberately attacking a poor onlooker.

[MewChan]

And the 16-ton weight was anounced guilty and had to share a cell with Michael Jackson in prision.

[repobanjo]

"Ha-Ha!" said Nelson Muntz as the 16 ton block was thrown in jai, though hw was quickly dealt with by Mrs. 16 Ton.

[Upsilon]

The 16-ton weight and Michael Jackson ended up becoming good friends.

[repobanjo]

The 16 ton weight and Micheal Jackson made an escape plan, and decided to hack into the RWP.

[D. Traveler]

By thretening to throw 500,000 year old cheese at Mods and Admins unless they let them hack

[Minjo]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's a more recent continue the story topic...

[BanjoSonic]

@D. Traveler: Check here for the other story topic.

[BlueBreegull]

With these kinds of pointless games, I think it doesn't matter if it is bumped from a couple months back. And the other one is moving a bit slow, so...

However, before they could follow up on their horrible cheese attack, Michael suddenly became infected with a kind of disease that makes your head explode three seconds after becoming infected.