View Full Version : The story game!
14th November 2005, 02:26 AM
Okay, were going to make a story game. The story will start off with one sentence, and you add a sentence on when you post. When we finish it (If ever), i'll copy and paste it, and post the story! ISH A NOVEL!
Once there was a little forum called The Rare Witch Project.
14th November 2005, 03:03 AM
It had many members who lived together in peace and harmony! Yay!
14th November 2005, 03:05 AM
But one day, MewChan brought FullMetal Alchemist characters to RWP...
Kaz da Breegull
14th November 2005, 03:12 AM
Kaz slammed her head on a wall many times, as she was sick of seeing so much Fullmetal Alchemist.
14th November 2005, 03:44 AM
Heffy did not mind FullMetal Alchemist so much as other members did.
14th November 2005, 04:35 AM
One day, all the members who didn't like Full Metal Alchemist got together and had a meeting. At the meeting, they decided...
14th November 2005, 04:52 AM
To not end sentences in the middle.
14th November 2005, 05:26 AM
BUT, they ALSO decided to conjure up a plan, to rid the forums of FMA once and for all! [dramatic music]
14th November 2005, 12:14 PM
Once Mew heard about this, she gathered weapons ready to fire at anyone who came near her.
14th November 2005, 06:11 PM
The weapons were dropped into the sewers by a clumsy, clumsy porter.
14th November 2005, 07:51 PM
Then one day,Rare bought FMA and made a crappy game with it.
14th November 2005, 08:12 PM
The FMA fans were none too pleased...
14th November 2005, 08:31 PM
and they took out their anger by killing anyone they saw.
14th November 2005, 10:08 PM
And MewChan just happeneed to see Bill Gates, so she killed him.
14th November 2005, 10:21 PM
Just then she noticed that wasn't a real Bill gates! (like in the RP :p)
14th November 2005, 11:33 PM
It was actually Michael Jackson!
14th November 2005, 11:35 PM
Micheal Jackson had to come back to life to go to court again, though.
Kaz da Breegull
15th November 2005, 12:51 AM
Sadly, he was judged guilty this time around.
15th November 2005, 01:22 AM
So he said goodbye to his Cubscouts and went to jail.
15th November 2005, 01:23 AM
Anyway, back to the RWP forums.
15th November 2005, 01:24 AM
At the RWP forums, MewChan was on a violent rampage.
15th November 2005, 01:25 AM
The members fleed in terror, and a few were killed.
Heffy hid in a fort like the coward he is.
15th November 2005, 01:31 AM
But suddenly, MewChan stopped, and broke down, crying "He's better off without me! I'm just a smartass emo bitch! Wait i'm not even EMO!".
15th November 2005, 02:21 AM
But suddenly Alphonse came and kissed MewChan :p
15th November 2005, 02:29 AM
But then Winry slapped him for 'cheating on her', Mew was allredy pissed enough at Winry, so she beat her sh!tless.
15th November 2005, 02:59 AM
So then the A-Team, accompanied with the RP regulars (R, Banjzooie, EnEnDar, Rare, me (minor), Minjo (minor), and a hell of a lot of people who don't post here anymore.) went up to MewChan and gave her some pills.
15th November 2005, 03:14 AM
And Mew became a pill popper, and resembled Pill-z.
15th November 2005, 03:15 AM
Then she figured out that the pills were just Recess Pieces....
15th November 2005, 12:01 PM
So she threw the Reses Peices at everyone.
15th November 2005, 07:12 PM
Heffy ate them gleefully. 'Nummy.
15th November 2005, 07:51 PM
Heffy then choked on one and died. The RWP mourned over his death, and then buried him.
15th November 2005, 08:48 PM
The local worms enjoyed eating Heffy's corpse and turning it into fresh, fertile soil.
15th November 2005, 08:59 PM
So, a man by the nam of Boh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! Gives the worms the deed to Heffy's house.
15th November 2005, 09:08 PM
However, Boh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! was later investigated by the police and arrested on the charges of fraud and having five punctuation marks in his name.
15th November 2005, 09:14 PM
But it wasn't a fraud.
15th November 2005, 09:16 PM
And yet Boh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! remained in jail for the rest of his life, and was only found innocent forty years after his death.
15th November 2005, 09:17 PM
So, they brought him and Heffy back to life, and thy needed to fight to the death for their lives.
15th November 2005, 09:22 PM
"Choose your weapon," said Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob!, indicating with a sweep of his withered hand the assortment of rifles, pistols, swords, guitars and laser guns, grenade eggs and H-bombs.
15th November 2005, 09:28 PM
Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! chose the guitar. Heffy chose the H-bomb. As you can all guess, Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! won. His prize was a cool sportscar.
15th November 2005, 09:51 PM
Meanwhile, MewChan plotted ways to kill Winry, and the presedent, that or kidnap Alphonse.
15th November 2005, 11:22 PM
Heffy, now a zombie, went on a rampage, eating innocent people.
15th November 2005, 11:30 PM
Heffy ate MewChan while MewChan was killing Winry, and Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! was getting eaten by Winry. This confusion sent all of them into pure darkness.
15th November 2005, 11:40 PM
So Alphonse sat there, speatchless.
(Excuse my spelling, the lights went out and I can't see well....)
15th November 2005, 11:44 PM
So then Alphonse got up and said to Winry, "I'm through with you!", Killed her, and returned everthing to normal. (except the fact that Winry is dead!) Alphonse then went out with MewChan. ;)
16th November 2005, 12:05 AM
That night though, they happened to walk over the grave of someone famous....
16th November 2005, 12:20 AM
Eddy Gurerro! May he rest in peace. He then rises up as a ghost and steals 5 bucks from Alphonse! He didn't care though.
16th November 2005, 12:21 AM
But then, Eddy Gurerro mugged him again!
16th November 2005, 12:38 AM
But then he stopped. He only needed ten bucks (out of the millions of dollars that Alphonse has) for the pop machine in heaven. (it costs three bucks a pop! but it never goes flat, and all that good stuff.)
16th November 2005, 12:52 AM
The soda machine in Heaven was busted when he got up there, and needed John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Christopher Reeves, the unknown American hero, and Douglas Adams to smash the macine (indestructable without the help of 6 people, them and Eddy) and get the sodas for all of them.
16th November 2005, 02:46 AM
The sodas happened to all be the same flavor, which was...
16th November 2005, 06:49 PM
... absolutely revolting.
16th November 2005, 08:24 PM
The absolutley revolting soda was spit out by everyone in Heaven at the exact same time, and it rained revolting soda/ angel spit for days.
16th November 2005, 10:02 PM
This was hailed by millions as a miracle and within weeks a massive cult had sprung up around the phenomenon.
17th November 2005, 01:13 AM
The cult decided to form a mass murder-suicide club, and...
17th November 2005, 06:20 PM
...drove around in pimped-out cars, pumping R&B from their stereos at full volume.
17th November 2005, 08:59 PM
So then came the mass-suicide day. They all died, but went on the wrong stairway, and took the stairway to Hell.
19th November 2005, 10:36 AM
They arrived there to find a fusion of R&B and hip-hop playing non-stop.
[Yeah. I went there.]
19th November 2005, 10:56 AM
And Satan didn't like it, so he torched the cult.
19th November 2005, 01:33 PM
The torched cult complained about the heat they were in, so they decided to come back to the dead.
Yes, that will confuse you.
19th November 2005, 10:27 PM
This confused everybody, with the ultimate consequence that several people died of overheated brain.
19th November 2005, 10:52 PM
And Mew sipped her coffee, her plan was going well, then she went to get a cookie.
20th November 2005, 12:30 AM
Of course, the cookie was a zombie from the confusion. This cookie started to attck Mew and some random pedestrians.
20th November 2005, 01:34 AM
And the cookie just happened to bite Presedent George Bush.
20th November 2005, 01:40 AM
Then the world became a better place. They needed someone to run the power in America, though, or else it would become an anarchy!
20th November 2005, 09:19 AM
The candidates for presidency were, oddly, a rapper from Barbados and a shrimp.
21st November 2005, 05:09 AM
The shrimp won the election, and became president.
21st November 2005, 06:41 AM
But Edward was offended because shrimp are small, therefore taunting him.
21st November 2005, 07:39 AM
The shrimp, whose name was Aristophat, was enraged and bit Edward on the nose.
21st November 2005, 08:50 AM
And Edward got really pissed off and fought the shrimp to the death.
21st November 2005, 12:53 PM
The shrimp won. Just barley though. The shrimp became the supreme exhalted ruler of everywhere, but Boh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! came back from his vacation and ate the shrimp.
21st November 2005, 01:06 PM
But no one noticed, as they were ocupied by the radio playing My Chemical Romance.
21st November 2005, 01:57 PM
Suddenly, Kratos fell in through the ceiling upon the shelled remains of the shrimp.
22nd November 2005, 12:49 PM
And Sora walked out of Boh-boo-bob! It's Bob!'s refrigrator with some nachos.
23rd November 2005, 08:08 AM
Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! was not fond of nachos, so did not mind unduly.
23rd November 2005, 08:13 AM
Aristophat the shrimp eventually gave Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! indigestion.
24th November 2005, 07:27 AM
Buh-Boo-Bob! It's Bob! ended up returning Aristophat the shrimp into the sewers whence he came.
3rd December 2005, 02:42 AM
And the world fell back in place, but wait, what of the Rare Witch Project forum?
3rd December 2005, 02:56 AM
But little did they know, in the frozen foods aisle at Wal-Mart, sat the RWP Forums, misplaced in the confusion of said events.
3rd December 2005, 11:19 AM
The RWP forums was snatched up by an old lady for the bargain price of 35p.
3rd December 2005, 12:57 PM
And we were scared, very scared, and people cried...
Wait, that's WWII. My bad.
7th December 2005, 12:14 AM
And the old lady was.......Gruntilda!!
She was planning on trashing every single Banjo fan board, and making them all Grunty fan boards!!
7th December 2005, 12:28 AM
The RWP reverted back to the uBB, and things got weird, as everyone who wasn't there at the time of uBB died, and those who didn't join uBB's successor died.
7th December 2005, 04:18 AM
Then, oddly enough, the uBB (whatever that is) changed from a Banjo-Kazooie forum to a forum for discussing vegetables.
7th December 2005, 11:47 AM
People got very bored of this, so Icy Guy (:mazza) formated the site back to a BK forum.
7th December 2005, 07:17 PM
Then Icy was "mysteriously" dissapeared (what? don't look at me....) and Grey Jinjo became his succesor.
7th December 2005, 07:41 PM
Grey Jinjo fulfilled the role of benevolent dictator quite nicely until, one day, something catastrophic happened.
7th December 2005, 09:00 PM
The catastrophic thing is that it was the day the music died.
9th December 2005, 05:14 PM
Only three people attended music's funeral, and there were no hymns (for obvious reasons).
10th December 2005, 04:29 AM
and the tombstone was made from white chocolate....
but somehow dissapeared towards the end -burp-
10th December 2005, 05:03 AM
The tombstone was rebuilt, but this time, it was made out of stone, so nobody would attempt to eat it.
10th December 2005, 09:54 AM
However, a number of trolls did attempt to eat it, with humorous results.
10th December 2005, 04:51 PM
The trolls had indigestion.
10th December 2005, 07:11 PM
"That wasn't very humorous!" said an onlooker, who was swiftly flattened by a 16-ton weight.
10th December 2005, 09:46 PM
The 16-ton weight was arrested for deliberately attacking a poor onlooker.
10th December 2005, 10:23 PM
And the 16-ton weight was anounced guilty and had to share a cell with Michael Jackson in prision.
11th December 2005, 12:07 AM
"Ha-Ha!" said Nelson Muntz as the 16 ton block was thrown in jai, though hw was quickly dealt with by Mrs. 16 Ton.
11th December 2005, 10:31 AM
The 16-ton weight and Michael Jackson ended up becoming good friends.
11th December 2005, 01:50 PM
The 16 ton weight and Micheal Jackson made an escape plan, and decided to hack into the RWP.
7th February 2006, 01:22 AM
By thretening to throw 500,000 year old cheese at Mods and Admins unless they let them hack
7th February 2006, 02:18 AM
Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's a more recent continue the story topic...
7th February 2006, 04:46 PM
@D. Traveler: Check here for the other story topic.
7th February 2006, 07:53 PM
With these kinds of pointless games, I think it doesn't matter if it is bumped from a couple months back. And the other one is moving a bit slow, so...
However, before they could follow up on their horrible cheese attack, Michael suddenly became infected with a kind of disease that makes your head explode three seconds after becoming infected.
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