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meta-knight
1st June 2009, 07:12 AM
because now i know how to edit thread titles. I AM THE SMART WINNER!@!!Rs fd
Theguyoverthere
1st June 2009, 07:29 AM
Because at least 1/5 of Americans haven't even developed motor skills yet.
Banjo-Korezooie
1st June 2009, 07:33 AM
1 in 5 Americans are retarted
Irony? :rolleyes:
TowerOfTragedy
1st June 2009, 08:32 AM
Let's make that 1/1.
manga02
1st June 2009, 09:59 AM
I don't think so. I saw video about it, but I think it is easy to find people all over the world, who can't find its own country on the map.
wkw427
1st June 2009, 11:27 AM
This is Miss California all over again.
It is because most Americans lack the funding for map skills, therefore the situation in the middle east and Iraq and the desert regions are chaotic, and we must supplement more military funding for map skills classes in schools for most Americans
meta-knight
1st June 2009, 11:30 AM
Irony? :rolleyes:
I guess due to the nature of my post i should have spell checked...:p BUT I AINT AMERICAN BOY!
Deebs
1st June 2009, 11:40 AM
Lol, that is unbelievably stupid.
Wood Mario
1st June 2009, 12:51 PM
No, just no. If one in every five americans were retarded, then everytime I walked into a convinient store with 20 people, at least 4 of them would be retarded. And there is not nearly that many retarded people here.
Deebs
1st June 2009, 01:02 PM
No, just no. If one in every five americans were retarded, then everytime I walked into a convinient store with 20 people, at least 4 of them would be retarded. And there is not nearly that many retarded people here.
It's a statistic, not a general rule.
*sigh*
Mag
1st June 2009, 01:03 PM
"1 in five AMERICAS are RETARTED".
...
I'll forgive you.
Tanjo
1st June 2009, 01:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=Talking+to+Americans&aq=f
mafefe
1st June 2009, 02:48 PM
lolstatistics
If I take 5 Americans that are retarded and base a statistic on it, 5/5 Americans are retarded OMG
Kowz
1st June 2009, 03:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFJKQq9tLI8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDIsOqq6yko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCPAXgrm2U
StarFox
1st June 2009, 04:12 PM
You're calling..."1 in 5 Americas are retarted ".
I was pretty sure there were only North and South America.
If you meant the country... Statistics in general, are usual not well rounded answers. Just because a poll would say so, doesn't mean that 1 in 5 would be. Maybe it was a special situation in which they somehow let a retarded due in, just to attempt to make a failing statistic.
Quesenek
1st June 2009, 05:07 PM
i can believe that. im a cashier and quite frankly people surprise me every day how stupid they can be.
mafefe
1st June 2009, 05:10 PM
1 in 5 americans cant find the USA on a map because Canada is left off of most USA maps, so the addition of Canada confuses most people.
StarFox
1st June 2009, 05:14 PM
1 in 5 americans cant find the USA on a map because Canada is left off of most USA maps, so the addition of Canada confuses most people.Because Canada doesn't matter to most of us. XD
Oz the Gay and Powerful
1st June 2009, 05:21 PM
1 in 5 americans cant find the USA on a map because Canada is left off of most USA maps, so the addition of Canada confuses most people.
I don't understand. Do they wonder how their country got so big?
Mandolin
1st June 2009, 05:26 PM
Apparently 1 out of every 5 Americans can't locate the USA on a map. Please feel free to correct me if i am wrong, i am doubtfull of the figure myself and can't remember my source. Still, if it is true...*****ing hell. How does that happen? Seriously my cat could probably get that right. I need somebody to confirm that this is false! Please tell me how wrong i am...
There's no way that's true. It's gotta be an urban legend or something.
Then again, the thing about one in five Americans being an infant may count for something.
also THGTTG rules
You are now married to me. Consumation in T-minus five, four, three, two...
Hakey Wake
1st June 2009, 05:39 PM
That title makes me lol as does Wood mario's unrelenting nationalism.
1 out 5 people being idiotic probably applies to any country; it certainly does here.
Tom Servo
1st June 2009, 05:42 PM
I don't think anyone can be retarted.
gnargle
2nd June 2009, 09:22 PM
Irony? :rolleyes:
Ninja'd.
But it kinda proves the point ;)
pinkbull
2nd June 2009, 10:23 PM
If 1 out of 5 Americans are retarded...
Then that means that if I'm in an elevator with 10 Americans 3 of them are retarded!
pinkbull
2nd June 2009, 11:00 PM
Relax bro he's just on of the 30% of Americans who are special.
MetalHeroOfTime
2nd June 2009, 11:06 PM
Relax bro he's just on of the 30% of Americans who are special.
Wouldn't it be 20%?
Cooki-Cooki
2nd June 2009, 11:14 PM
thsi thread is very stupid.
Evandy
3rd June 2009, 01:00 AM
Well my 7 year old brother doesn't know where the U.S. is. I don't think half of my high school could identify the U.S. on a world map.
pinkbull
3rd June 2009, 01:57 AM
Wouldn't it be 20%?
Oh wait it's 1 in 5 so that would make it 50%.
Adam
3rd June 2009, 03:37 AM
Oh wait it's 1 in 5 so that would make it 50%.
Yes. That is correct and don't let anyone tell you any different.
meta-knight
3rd June 2009, 04:28 AM
I updated the OP to clarify.
StarFox
3rd June 2009, 04:32 AM
I updated the OP to clarify.Even after spelling it "retart"? Since when was I a tart in the first place? I can't be "re-tarted".
IronCrue34
3rd June 2009, 04:36 AM
Well my 7 year old brother doesn't know where the U.S. is. I don't think half of my high school could identify the U.S. on a world map.
Location: Texas
That is a sufficient rationalization on why your school is filled to the brim with moronic fools. Stereotyping for the win. :p
ChRiSpY
3rd June 2009, 04:39 AM
I really find these statistics to be pretty superficial. So I assume whoever came up with these actually went out, found 5 Americans, and then went through all the tests with each individual person? If they meant 1 in 5 are stupid, then that's true wherever you live. But there's quite the difference between being a little slow, and being mentally retarded.
Gage
3rd June 2009, 04:16 PM
Why do you get your statistics from a Miss Teen USA beauty pageant, Miss Teen USA South Carolina? The statistic is not true.
Pez
3rd June 2009, 04:27 PM
Reading this thread makes me feel retarted.
Cooki-Cooki
3rd June 2009, 04:50 PM
*anal explosion*
Pez
3rd June 2009, 04:50 PM
That's because you were already a retart.
danny i am disappoint
MetalHeroOfTime
3rd June 2009, 04:57 PM
Oh wait it's 1 in 5 so that would make it 50%.
No, 1/2 would be 50%.
Deebs
3rd June 2009, 06:03 PM
No, 1/2 would be 50%.
*Slow round of applause* :facepalm
ChRiSpY
3rd June 2009, 08:22 PM
Can I ask a question? What is with all the anal explosions around here? Did I miss something? :confused:
DekuScrubby
3rd June 2009, 09:44 PM
I am going to suffer severe retartation after reading this thread.
meta-knight
4th June 2009, 04:11 AM
Why do you get your statistics from a Miss Teen USA beauty pageant, Miss Teen USA South Carolina? The statistic is not true.
wtf is that?
StarFox
4th June 2009, 04:12 AM
wtf is that?
He's making fun of all the prissied up, high maintanance, teenage girls who are the real stupidiots around the US. Most of them are too ignorant / arrogant to even give you the time of the day, and most of them are just... stupidiots.
meta-knight
4th June 2009, 04:24 AM
again i updated the OP.
btw learn to read RWP
also if a mod could delete this thread...
mafefe
4th June 2009, 04:31 AM
again i updated the OP.
btw learn to read RWP
also if a mod could delete this thread...
mod whom deletes thread is a retart
pinkbull
4th June 2009, 04:58 AM
No, 1/2 would be 50%.
Uhhhhhh no?
I'm sorry but that's 20%. You really aren't that good at fractions are you?
Murderdolls
4th June 2009, 10:48 AM
Irony? :rolleyes:
rofl!!!
mafefe
4th June 2009, 03:32 PM
Wait, there are ony 5 Americans? OMG EVERYONE ELSE IS A TERRORIST SPY OMG!11!
Oz the Gay and Powerful
4th June 2009, 03:56 PM
Wait, there are ony 5 Americans? OMG EVERYONE ELSE IS A TERRORIST SPY OMG!11!
Your deduction abilities! ...Incredible.
Adam
4th June 2009, 03:58 PM
I'm an American, so I'm not the spy.
Pez
4th June 2009, 04:06 PM
Who are you? His biggest fan?
Adam
4th June 2009, 04:14 PM
...*strong Russian accent* no...
Pez
4th June 2009, 04:24 PM
THAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTHER!
Skillz
4th June 2009, 10:32 PM
and now he's here to ***** US!
BK3fan
4th June 2009, 10:37 PM
Oh wait it's 1 in 5 so that would make it 50%.
double irony olo
RiderOnTheStorm
6th June 2009, 06:22 PM
Yeah, we are pretty ****ing stupid.
R Hunter
6th June 2009, 09:14 PM
*thinks of five closeest friends*
...Damn.
*Thinks of five more*
Damn!
*Thinks of five most "special"*
...DAMN! I'm the 1 in every group!
mafefe
6th June 2009, 11:54 PM
lol ur a tart
kfred
7th June 2009, 07:21 AM
Do retarts taste anything like Sweet Tarts? Just curious.
Deebs
7th June 2009, 02:06 PM
You're an idiot, meta-knight.
Pez
7th June 2009, 02:11 PM
i r poptart
am i doin it rite?
RiderOnTheStorm
7th June 2009, 05:31 PM
wow @ the quality of threads lately
TowerOfTragedy
7th June 2009, 07:08 PM
wow @ wow lately o owow
Banjo64
7th June 2009, 07:36 PM
i r poptart
am i doin it rite?
no
u do eet lyke dis
tartasaurus-rex
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