View Full Version : Banjo goes to hell RP
Minjo
18th December 2005, 09:28 PM
The full name of this new RP is: "Banjo goes to hell: Dingpot's Attack!"
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Way down in the earth's surface... there was the doom that almost everybody will reach someday... the Hell...
Many of the dead villians who tried to kill Banjo in previous videogames and stories spended their days there... waiting for him to reach someday...
Dingpot: Sh¡t! I'm here with 2 nuckleheads...
Klungo: Urrr... how did I died?
Gobi: I never tried to kill Banjo!! Why I'm here??? When did I died??
Dingpot: Oh shut up! We all died in the same place and moment! We started a fire in Banjo's house!!! Don't you remember??
Klungo: Urrrrr... Banjo's house was already ruined... urrr...
Gobi: It was your idea Klungo!!
Dingpot: Yeah! Then suddenly a shadow figure went there and pushed all us into the fire!!! Unfortunately,we died doing something bad and we won a pass straight to hell...
Klungo: Why did we started the fire anyway??? Urrrr... hungry...
Gobi: ... I think Dingpot wanted to...
In that moment,the devil himself enters the dungeon
Devil: Well well... let's see... I have 3 doomed souls right there!!! What shall I do with them???
Gobi: Free us!!! I beg you!!!
Klungo: Urrrrr... give 'em food... food good for klungo... urrrr...
Dingpot: You should free the most intelligent of the three!!! Then send the other 2 into their proper doom!!!
Devil: Ohhhh! Great idea over there!!! I must free you.................KLUNGO!!!
Gobi & Dingpot: What the ****???? Are you a freaking idiot???
Devil: Arghhhhhhh!!!! LISTEN NOW!!! KLUNGO ISN'T SOO... USELESS... LIKE YOU!!!
Dingpot: I'm not useless I can elaborate potions,dark magic and I can warp you also!!!!
Gobi: I can give water out of my...
Devil: OK SHUT THE **** UP!! I will give you ONE last chance to prove yourselves!!!
Dingpot: Speak!
Devil: You see,every demon and soul that lives here hates a dude named...
Gobi: BANJO!!!!
Devil: Right! And I need him here...
Dingpot: Sounds easy... but if I'm down here,how will I get him?
Devil: That's the best part!!! I send you both into the world in a demon shape!
The Devil makes some mysterious moves,and then Dingpot and Gobi become demons!!! They look so legendary now...
Dingpot: We won't fail you master!!!
Devil: That's what I expect!!!
Dingpot and Gobi fly out of the hell!!! Will they get Banjo and get out of the hell? Only you will tell...
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Now here is where I need your attention,if you want to join,you make the classic profile you always do in the RPs,then you select your interest:
You can be good or bad!!! If you select good,you MUST begin your part of the story somewhere near Banjo's House,and you have to meet with him!
But... if you select bad... your story shall begin either in the hell or the real world,but you must meet Dingpot and join his force!!
Up to 10 people can join (5 good and 5 bad),but we start when we have at least 1 good and 1 bad person!!!
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RP status:
-Current players:
*Reapo-----evil
*Jingalot---good
*Veledean--good
*Bolt-------good
*Minjo (OP)
-Spiritual Jiggies Collected:
*evil: none
*good: 1 (Banjo carries it)
-Locations: (updated when I want to :p)
*next Spiritual Jiggy: unknown
*next Spiritual Notes: unknown
*current somewhat quest: +good: rescue Jingalot and SJ
-evil: kill Jingalot,SJ and steal Banjo's Jiggy
repobanjo
18th December 2005, 09:47 PM
I said that I'll join, but I'm warning you, there are a lot of RPs going on. This looks like a good one, but all the freqent RPers are in Boggy's RP. Just a friendly warning. I just hope that this rocets up as a popular one.
Reapobanjo
Appearance: An Evil Version of Banjo. He is the Grim Reaper, and was once a repoman. Can easily take on the form of normal Banjo
Strength:
Non-Banjo: The strength of everyone dead combined.
When he's Banjo: Same as Banjo.
Intellegence:
Non-Banjo: Can memorize complex patterns and nmes, but that's almost it.
Banjo: Same as Banjo
Accuracy:
Non-Banjo: Can hit a 5 foot target 60 feet away.
Banjo: Same as Banjo
Speed:
Non-Banjo: Slow (he's in a frickin' toga!)
Banjo: Same as Banjo
I'll be evil. I will post my first segment soon.
edit: here it is!
Reapo was just sitting on the edge of the beach, practicing his Banjo doppelganger power.
Reapo: *becomes Banjo*Banjo, *turns back*no Banjo. Banjo, no Banjo. Banjo, no Banjo. What a great life!
Just then, two demons appear by Reapo right when he became Banjo.
Gobi: It's him! How did we find him so fast?
Dingpot: 'Cause! We're just that smart. Now, lets knock him out and bring him to hell!
Right when Reapo notices the two, they hit him. With a big stick of salami. They put him in a bag filled with cheese, and they went back to hell.
Dingpot: I still have NO clue why you hit him with salami!
Gobi: It's my thing! I'm gonna keep this salami stick and bag of cheese for the rest of my life.
Dingpot: We're dead! How can you keep it for the rest of your life?!?!?!
Gobi:......Shut the **** up!
They go to the devil and show them Reapo. The Devil is pleased with them.
Devil: O.K. You have my freedom.
Reapo: *wakes up* huh...where am I?
Devil: You are in hell, Banjo! Ha! Now for an eternity of torture and damnation!
Reapo: What? I'm not Banjo! I'm Reapo, the Grim Reaper Banjo doppelganger. *changes back*.
Devil: Reapo? I'm so sorry! I hope you are still gonna collect souls for me. *truns to Gobi and Dingpot*. You guys are morons! Go get the real Banjo, now!
Reapo: Mind if I join you guys? I wanna get that guy for good. He died som many times and still never gave me his soul. As an ex-repoman, I have a surge in my body to reposess! Don't forget, if we find him, and a witness comes, I can change into him and say he's a doppelganger! They'll kill him instead of me!
the two demons, assisted with Reapo, set off to the world of the living to search for Banjo.
Minjo
18th December 2005, 11:50 PM
Ummm... this RP is diferent from Kill the boss... here there WON'T be battles
(Basically because it's confusing and people get bored of them)
Blank
18th December 2005, 11:52 PM
I'm not sure what the "classic" registration is for RPGs here, so i'll just do it like I do at Ganon's Tower....
Name : Sir. Jingalot
Age : 20
Race : Jinjo
Class : Knight
Weapons : Spear, dagger.
Armor : Small shield on back, metal plating
Personality : Jinjorific.
Bio : A knight of a court. Bitchin'.
EDIT:Interest : Good
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A small character enters Spiral Mountain through the tunnel connecting the strange land to the Isle O' Hags. With a sigh of relief, he sits down to eat lunch of whatever it was that Jinjo's ate. He growls a little when he hears an annoying whistling followed by a strange "Guh" sound, and quickly composes himself. From King Jingaling's descriptio9n, this must be the great hero known throughout Jinjo village as "Mandolin."
Jingalot : Reporting for Court Duties, sir!
Silence is heard, so Jingalot moves further through the bizarre countryside, until hje reaches a dilapidated house.
(Is someone going to be Banjo, or is he just a character that anyone can access?)
Minjo
19th December 2005, 01:56 AM
Everybody can access him,but tell me: are you good or evil?
EDIT: With the profile I mean:
*name
*class/gender w/e
*age
*other info you want to share
*interest (good or evil)
NOTE: This RP WON'T have battles,so don't place weapons,attack etc...
repobanjo
19th December 2005, 10:34 AM
I know. The salami is just for beating people up outside of battles. Like what he did to Reapo, not for battle purposes.
Minjo
19th December 2005, 10:34 PM
Now that we have both good and bad guys... we may officially start!!
Please,more people can join!!!
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Dingpot,Reapo and Gobi are all in the Spiral Mountain... waiting for Banjo
Gobi: I cannot wait more!!! This dude never arrives!
Dingpot: Take it easy... the Devil handed me the Dark Cheato!
Reapo: Dark Cheato??? Is it what I think it...?
Dingpot: Oh Boy! This spellbook has the ultimate power! And we are in demon shape anyway... we can kill Banjo so fast and easy!
The Devil speaks through the Dark Cheato.
Devil: You people always want to end everything with violence,souls won't appear by killing the body!! There is only one way,and it's written in the pages of this cookbook of the Hell.
Reapo: So we need to READ... how boring! I can take the souls of everyone by just touching them!
Devil: Fool! Banjo has this mysterious thing that makes him less vulnerable to every dammed attack!
Dingpot: He's a bear with a backpack! How can he be more powerful?
Gobi: *searches in the book* Look here! It says something odd: "Bears,squirrels and monkeys are invincible to hell demons and grimm reapers"
Devil: BINGO! That's the reason why everybody hates Banjo,Conker and DK!
Reapo: But why are they invincible???
Devil: They are programed...
Dingpot: Then we need to find another way...
Suddenly a noise is heard,and 8 lights fly above the Spiral Mountain,so fast,that nobody recognizes what they are... the lights somehow go into a dilapidated house,were Sir Jingalot entered a few time before the demons appeared here...
Devil: You all go there... the 8 lights... must be destroyed by the evil... but I'm 99% sure that those nasty good heroes may try to get them!!!
Dingpot: WTF??? And what do the lights have to do with Banjo's soul???
Devil: Stop asking! You just follow orders! Evil should destroy them! Good may try to get them! Why? Because it's said so!
Gobi: At least you could tell us what are them???
Devil: Arghhhh... OK They are called Spiritual Jiggies,and they protect the...
The communication between the Devil and the others dies because Reapo accidentaly cuts some of the Dark Cheato's pages...
Dingpot: Well done grimm reaper! Now we'll never know what the 8 Spiritual jiggies do!
Reapo: Ummm... sorry... You see, the pages that I cut were the instructions for...
Gobi: OMG! The instructions for how to extract bear's souls!!!
Reapo: Indeed
repobanjo
19th December 2005, 10:52 PM
Reapo: Let's see here......"Inorder to extract a bears soul, you need the grim reaper." Check. "A caulroun". Check. "And a camel." Check! Yeah! "Now, you must put the camel in the pot, and stir it up. the bear will then come to you. The grim reaper must simply throw anyting the camel has with him, and touch him. You also need the Spiritual Jiggies, which are needed to...."
Dingpot: What? Do what?
Reapo: It doesn't say... ******! I got a papercut!
Gobi: Your crying from a papercut?
Reapo:.....Shut up!
Just then, they had reached a small, dilipacated house. They step inside to see a small Jinjo.
Reapo: Who are you and where is Banjo? I can kill you in one swift move, y'know!
Jinjo: I am Sir. Jingalot, don't kill me! I have no clue where Banjo is!
Gobi: Well, do you know of the Spiritual Jiggies?
Sir Jingalot: Who doesn't?
Dingpot: How about you tell us of them?
Sir Jingalot: Never! Never ever ever ever!
Reapo: You are coming with us, then!
The three, with their new hostage, walk into the kitchen of the house. There, Dingpot and Gobi beat him senceless while Reapo slowly drwas his scythe closer and closer to him. Finally, it touches Jingalot.
Reapo: Due to reaper medical exams, this doesn't take your soul until it goes entierlly through you. I know this is hurting you. Why don't you just tell us?
END!
Will Jingalt survive? What will happen to him? Where's Banjo?
Blank
20th December 2005, 12:29 AM
Just then the annoying "guh-huh" sound is heard, and a ghastly figure appears in the doorway of the kitchen.
Banjo : What's goin' on in my kitchen? Smels like someone burnt my supper.
The demons and Reapo stray from their torturing of Jingalot and advance on Banjo. As they get closer, Gobi lets out a disgusting wail.
Gobi: Ah ****, the little bastard's getting away!
A crash is heard and the shatter of broken glass emanates through the room. In a flash, a strange white light fills the kitchen. When it clears, Banjo and Jingalot are gone.
Dingpot: What....the ....HELL.....
Minjo
20th December 2005, 07:03 PM
[occ:I couldn't think of a better name other than Spiritual Jiggies :p you know,every RPG should have it's own "collectable to fight the final boss"]
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Meanwhile,at Jiggywiggy's Temple
Jiggywiggy: Oha Oha ou ou Oha Ou Ou
Banjo: huff... where do I'm?
Jiggywiggy: Ou Ou Oha Oha ou Oha oa...
Banjo: Dude,we aren't in a videogame anymore,you can speak the normal way!
Jiggywiggy: *negates by moving his head* Oha Oha Oha ou ou Oha ou Oha ou... *presses switch*
Just then,a hole appears below Banjo,and he falls into a treasure room full of jiggies,here he finds Jingalot and the ghastly figure that captured them earlier
Ghastly dude: Nack Nack Nack! Nah Nack Nack! Nah Nah! *points to a Spiritual Jiggy that falled into the treasure room* Nah Nack Nah!
Jingalot: OK,this is odd...
Banjo: Why is everybody speaking in noises? Is this a joke or what?
Jingalot: I think the figure only wants us to get the spiritual jiggy!
Banjo: Spiritual what? Jiggy? I though I had all the jiggies in the world!
Ghastly dude: Nah Nack Nack Nah Nah Nah!
Jingalot: Banjo I feel I owe you an explanation,you see... the Spiritual Jiggies have the power to protect our very souls from the...
The ghastly dude then shuts Jingalot's mouth,and tells him in noise idiom to stop speaking more because Banjo's life could be in danger
Jingalot: OK enough! The only thing I can tell you is that you are in serious trouble Banjo! And we have to collect the Spiritual Jiggies before the demons find them and the world falls into chaos!
Banjo: Ummmmm... what??? You mean another crazy asshole wants to kill me again? It has to be Gruntilda!
Ghastly dude: Nah Nack Nack Nah! *points again to Spiritual Jiggy* Nah Nack Nah Nah Nah!
Jiggywiggy enters the chamber,surrounded by a speaking jiggy
Jiggywiggy: Oha Ou Oha Ou! OHAAAAAAA!!!!
Speaking Jiggy: Listen Banjo and Sir Jingarot!
Jingalot: It's JINGALOT!
SJ: Whatever... just listen! We jiggies are losing our voices!!!
Banjo: How did that happened?
Jiggywiggy: Ohu Oha Ou!
SJ: Master Jiggywiggy says he wants ME to join you in your Spiritual Jiggy hunting!
Jingalot: I won't travel with someone who reffers me as Jingarot...
Jiggywiggy: Ou Ou Ou Oha Oha! (translation: Ou Ou Ou Oha Oha!)
SJ: Errr... master... what the heck did you said?
Jiggywiggy: Oha Ou... (sorry I wanted to sound cursed)
SJ: Errrr... weird... but fine!
Banjo: Now,if you tell us how to recover the jiggies voice,you may come with us!
Jingalot: Hey and what about this Ghastly figure? Is he a mutated jiggy or what?
Ghastly dude: Naaaaaaaaaaah!! *slaps Jingalot* Nack Nack!
SJ: He says his identy shouldn't be shown now,he also says you need to find at least 1 more spiritual jiggy in order to recover our voices and then...
Suddenly the whole place begins to explote!!!
Banjo: WE MUST RUN!!! *takes Spiritual Jiggy*
repobanjo
20th December 2005, 08:39 PM
Reapo: The explosives worked! I'm a genious!
Gobi: Dingpot and built it! All you did was kill random animals!
Reapo:..............Whatever! I'm still a genious!
Dingpot: *sigh* Let's just go and get Banjo.
They go to thw wrecked temple to find.....nothing! The group is flabbergasted.
Gobi: Where'd the go?
Dingpot: How do you think I know? Why would I be "flabbetgasted" if I knew where they were?
Reapo: Well, I think that if we follow these bear tracks, we can find him! Watch, don't follow me, I'll turn into Banjo, and say he's an imposter! *becomes Banjo.*
Even the demons admit, if the two were lined up together, they couldn't tell who's who.
Gobi: Aaaaaaah! It's Banjo! I must get Reapo to kill him! *throws salami.
Dingpot: *slpas head*. You ******moron! That WAS Reapo!
After a quick stop at hell and the hospital, they are back in action.
Reapo: This time, I WILL dodge the salami stick if you hit me. *becomes Banjo*.
Gobi; It's Banjo! Die!! *throws salami*.
Reapo: It's me, Reapo! You are a moron. You missed, too! Don't follow me, if they see you, it'll blow my cover.
Before they left back from the hospital again, Devil gave tReapo a new power. He can now turn Banjo into Reapo. Unfortunatley, Banjo can still remember being Banjo..
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On the next segment, have me catch up and say that the real Banjo is an imposter!
TypoKing
21st December 2005, 11:01 PM
Well is this ****ing nice... I log in and post and it says I'm not login, I try to login and IT SAYS TEH TOPIC IS INVALID!!!!
Well okay... time to start this ALLLLLLLLLLLL over again...
As I was saying:
Hello everyone, this is my first post, and I would like to join... okay? Okay. Okay! Good. Also, is there four people running? If I'm not mistaken... its Banjo, Jingalot, the Ghastly dude, and the Spritual Jiggy... and their being chased by Gobi, Reapo, and Dingpot?
Name: Veledean
Alliance: Good
Age: 98 (breaks down at 341 years)
Race: ROBOT, but has the voice of a human
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Mysterious whisper: Go Veledean.
Protect Banjo.
Destroy ReapoBanjo.
Don't underestimate.
Veledean spots Banjo running toward him.
*target ID*
*Banjo's ally*
*Banjo's ally*
*MAIN TARGET: Banjo*
*Banjo's ally*
Veledean: You there! Halt!
All of them scream except for the ghastly dude who says: Nack nack nack Nah nack
Veledean: Oh shut up! I'm here to protect you!
Veledean sees the other three running toward them
*Target ID*
*Banjo enemy*
*MAIN TARGET: Banjo*
*Banjo enemy*
Veledean turns to see Banjo turned into something else.
*Target ID*
*MAIN ANTI TARGET: ReapoBanjo*
Veledean gives a swift punch to who is actually banjo.
ReapoBanjo: That Banjo is an imposter!
*Lie detected!*
Veledean does the same to ReapoBanjo, he turns back to his original form and Banjo vice-versa.
Veledean and Banjo: What the heck?
Veledean: I'm seeing double!
Banjo: That hurt!
ReapoBanjo: What are you doing?! He's the imposter, not me!
*Lie detected*
Banjo: No I'm not he is!!!
*...*
*Destroy ANTITARGET and enemies*
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repobanjo
21st December 2005, 11:45 PM
Hmmmm, a robot, eh? Let me see what I can do. (You DO know that it kind of is impossible to kill the reaper. You can at least hold them back a couple of years, or get rid of their power, but kill them? I think not!)
Reapo does a cheap move. He fogs the new robots visor. This stops the robot for a couple of seconds to trun into Banjo. He didn't make Banjo Reapo though.
Veledan: Whch one is the real Banjo?
Reapo and Banjo: I am!
Veledan: Can not detect lie. Speak at different times.
Reapo: I admit, I am the imposter.
Veledan: Only the hero would say that he is the imposter. *Enemy found: Reapo* Must destroy!
Banjo: REapo? Who's that? I am not Reapo, I'm Banjo.
Veledan: Lie detected!
Jiggywiggy: Ahhhhauhhh auhhhghhgh ahhahha (translation: Go get him, Veledan!)
Jingalot: So, Banjo, let's run away from that vile Reapo before he escapes Veledan, O.K.?
Reapo: Right. *In his mind* Yes, I got something in store for you, little dweep. On the trip, I'll kill you for escaping!
Minjo
22nd December 2005, 12:43 AM
Good another member! :D
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Now Reapo is in the good side,and he DOESN'T plan to do something good
Dingpot: I hope dear our imposter banjo kills that ****ing Jingalot!
Gobi: Gross words! We're demons not...!
Dingpot: Say anything and you'll return to hell b¡tch!
Gobi: I was gonna say your words could have been more... ummm... evil?
Dingpot: Oh shut the hell up! I'm receiving ANOTHER of those freaking messages from the master!
The Dark Cheato starts a low communication with only a few pages
Devil: ....BZZZZTTT... there's too much.....BBBBZZZZZZZTTT!.... interference...BZZZZZZZZZTTTT...comee back to hell...BZZTT...as fast as...you...c.............a..........n!!!!!!!!!
Communication ends
Gobi: GREAT! Now how can we return to the hell? I mean,is a satanic dude going to arrive here and open a gateway to the hell in the middle of nowhere?
Satanic dude: im teh 1337 demon! ur dmonz 2?
Dingpot: hello!!! we hate l33t!
Gobi: Boy,this freak is going to take a long time indeed,better let's peek through the Dark Cheato and see what's Reapo doing? Then we go to hell of course
Dingpot: You use the word "hell" to much... why???
Satanik dude: lol ur dmonz from it! teh wurd "hell" pwns in ur idoim!
Gobi: That l33t is very bad used
Satanik: Yeha lets zee teh book *peeks at an internet dictionary*
Dingpot: OK,now let's see what Reapo's doing!
TypoKing
22nd December 2005, 01:28 AM
Its Veledean actually.
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Veledean is still chasing the real Banjo.
*Must clear visor. Priority: High*
*Must kill Reapo. Priority: Medium-High*
Veledean stops to clear visor just as he is about to grab Banjo*
*Re-routing critical systems*
*Installing new software*
Veledean can now do an inside check to see if its imposter or not. And he's not going to tell anyone except banjo.
*Target ID*
*MAIN TARGET: Banjo*
Veledean: Ahh crap! Banjo come back, I've snapped out of it...
Banjo stops so suddenly Kazooie almost flew out of his backpack.
Banjo: How do I know you won't keep this up?
*Target Question*
*Detect_imposter*
Veledean: I've just finished re-routing, now I know who the rea--
Kazooie: Woah, hold up, bozo-brain... re-routing?
*Target ID*
*SECONDARY MAIN TARGET: Kazooie*
*Target Question*
*robot qualities*
Veledean: Yeah, I'm a cybernetic
Banjo: Then why the hell do you act like a human?
*Target question*
*Human personality*
Veledean: Because cybernetics act like humans, thats they're difference from robots.
Kazooie: Then why the hell did your description on TypoKing's first post say you were a robot?
*Target question*
*Unknown*
Veledean: I dunno. Just call me Veledean.
Kazooie: Well no **** sherlock, we already knew that.
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How bout since I'm the first one to think of this I'll be the one to teach him moves if he gets my cybernetic parts if he can get me all these spiritual notes.
Minjo
22nd December 2005, 01:35 AM
[occ:It's OK if Banjo needs to collect the parts,but DON'T think the Spiritual Jiggies are only to teach moves :) they have another purpose,it's the main one in the RP]
BTW: Who else wants to join? :rolleyes:
TypoKing
22nd December 2005, 01:45 AM
Oops I put two ideas at once... I'll teach him moves if he gets me spiritual NOTES... no body parts..
and also I have something to add to my post.
Banjo: Oh crap, JINGALOT!
Minjo
22nd December 2005, 01:51 AM
Oh OK! You were meaning NOTES... then it's fine with me
TypoKing
22nd December 2005, 01:56 AM
Bottles = Mole hills
JamJars = Military underground silos
Veledean = A bigass hatch that a cybernetic head comes out and I speak through it.
In BK we have to rescue Tooty.
In this RPG we have to rescue Jingalot
Veledean: Now go get me some f**king notes!
Dragon_Kazooie
22nd December 2005, 05:58 AM
Another RP.....But I'm glad it's regular. The battles DID get boring after a while, and I think if we continued it, it would most likely last 'til Februrary.
Name:Bolt
Bio:Kazooie's lightning-fast brother.
Age:Uknown
Gender:Male
Alliance:Good
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Bolt lands his Wolfen near Banjo's house, where he encounters Banjo outside his even more fricked-up house.
Bolt:Hey Banjo!
Banjo:Hey Bolt. I heard news that Dingpot is making a new army.
Bolt:I wonder why......Hey, don't you think that he may be going after you?
Banjo:I thought he was on my side ever since Banjo-Tooie, but it seems that of what I've heard, you're right.
Bolt:Traitors will not be tolerated! We must stop them at all cost!
Kazooie:Or, what? He'll hop up and down and smack us with his handles?
Banjo:KAZOOIE!!!!!!!
Bolt:Actually, he may not be a threat now, but we should terminate him before he assembles an entire alliance! He must be stopped before something tradgic happens!
Bolt hops in his Wolfen, and takes off to Rare HQ to research on Dingpot's current location.
TypoKing
22nd December 2005, 05:41 PM
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*Cause of damage: Unknown.. 74% probabilty of unidentified ball of energy*
Veledean: Hey Banjo, what caused the damage in here anyway?... Banjo?
Veledean walks out to see some flying off in an unidentified vehicle.
*Target ID*
*Cannot reach*
Veledean: Who was that?
Banjo: Oh, um... I beleive that was Bolt.
Kazooie: Of course it was! He is my brother.. he's always showing off his lightning quickness.. Pah..
Veledean: Oh, well, what caused damage house earlier?
Kazooie: (Thinking... wtf, you coulda asked that earlier)
Banjo: Evil witch broke it. Then later it was set on fire.
Veledean: Figures... in that case I'll need some spiritual notes to fix it. After you get me enough notes, I can make your house about a 1000 times bigger! I'll just need to duplicate some parts AFTER I fix it with Spiritual notes... and also I can teach you new abilities, but I need the spiritual notes to download more software...
Banjo: What?
Kazooie: Notes again?
Veledean: Uhh yeah.
Kazooie: You're not gonna try to fit down that mole hill over there are you?
Veledean turns to the mole hill and grabs the dirt... he pulls it and about a 10 foot diameter circle of dirt and grass along with it to reveal a large tunnel.
*Target Path*
*Inappropriate*
Veledean: Nah..
Minjo
22nd December 2005, 07:16 PM
Shortly after leaving Banjo's House,Bolt reaches Rare's HQ and turns on the biggest PC he can find.
Bolt: Let's check Dingpot's location! I wonder how this works... I'm just going to press all the buttons I see!*press*press*press*WTF? I did something!
The machine starts doing strange stuff,and the big screen shows a map of the Isle O' Hags.
Computer: Welcome to Rare XP,insert username and password now
Bolt: Ugh,I hate when this happens *types "Xbox" in username*; Now what should the password of a crazy group of Windows freaks be? *types "we pwn" in password*
Computer: Access.... DENIED! 2 more tries before autodestruction process activates
Bolt: Damn you Bill Gates!
Computer: Voice password correct,you can access now...
Bolt: Uhhh? Well well,now I am 100% sure that everybody hates that guy!
Now the computer shows the map with names,plus a lot of options to click
Bolt: *clicks at FIND* OK it says: type the name of the person/thing/virtual figure you are looking for *types Dingpot* ENTER!
Computer: D-i-n-g-p-o-t... 3455569999 items found... plus 78999999999999999999999999 hidden aticles of similar content
Bolt: OMG... I guess this isn't going to be easy! And look at the results!
Pots jars and stuff_Get a free Ipod_Selling Ding tones and other things for your Nokia_RWP: Banjo goes to hell: Dingpot's attack!_etc etc etc...
Meanwhile at Banjo's House
Veledean: Go and collect Spiritual Notes for me!
Banjo: Dude,I already went to all the worlds! Where can I get them?
Kazooie: We need to ask that annoying Speaking Jiggy about them!
Banjo: Speaking of it... where did it go?
Veledean: *TARGET: Jingarot & Speaking Jiggy*
*MONITORING: ..........*
*ID: One grimm reaper disguised like Banjo acompained with a Jinjo Knight and a jiggsaw piece*
*LOCATION: Near the gate to Hell*
Banjo: What the...? the hell? And a grimm reaper? Noo.... he is going to kill them!
Kazooie: We already know that
Banjo: Where's the Hell's Gate?
Veledean: I have no exact records of that in my data bank,but rumors say that it opened a while ago near Jiggywiggy's Temple
Kazooie: Off to adventure!
Banjo: Veledean,I guess you are coming with us,right?
Veledean: Of course I will! That way I can help you to get Spiritual Jiggies and notes
Kazooie: Why do we need spiritual Jiggies for? And where did you came from fatty?
Veledean: *TARGET ID: Insult*
*ACTION: FIRE!!!!*
Back at Rare's HQ
Bolt: Finally! Dingpot's location! But... it's imposible,it says he's in the hell
A live video begins
Dingpot: You called us master?
Devil: Indeed,I wanted to warn you with a very long and boring conversation about Spiritual Jiggies,hell stuff and other things like that...
Gobi: But Banjo already has 1 Spiritual Jiggy! And we are here like idiots listening to this sh¡t conversation...
Devil: Shut up or you'll face my pitchfork! Reapo is bringing Jingalot and that annoying jiggy with him! And this is your very chance to kill both of them! PLUS: You can stole the first spiritual jiggy from Banjo!
Dingpot: GREAT! This is gonna be fun...
Devil: Here's the plan *low tone speech*
Video ends
Bolt: I must warn Banjo!!!!
Bolt exits the HQ and leaves as fast as he can,will Banjo,Jingalot and Veledean survive the forthcoming doom?
TypoKing
22nd December 2005, 10:45 PM
Ummm... near Jiggy Wiggy's temple? Thats like, not very far... how bout Jiggy Wiggy moves to a new area...
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*Target Location: Jiggy Wiggy*
*Unknown*
Veledean: So where is this Jiggy Wiggy thing anyway?
Kazooie: Why don't you use your stupid robot crap, metalbrain?
Banjo: KAZOOIE!
Veledean: It reads unknown.
Banjo: Oh... well, follow me.
Banjo leads him through Jinjo village.
*Target ID: Red Jinjo*
*Target ID: Blue Jinjo*
*Target ID: Yellow Jinjo*
*etc*
Banjo and Kazooie walk through Bottle's hole in front of his house. Veledean crashes through it, then he transforms into a cybernetic mole and goes through the front door.
Banjo: Where the hell did you come from.
Mrs B.: Hey! We'll have none of that language in here, Banjo!
*Target ID: Banjo Ally*
Banjo: Well hi there Mrs B!
Minjo
23rd December 2005, 02:26 AM
Just to be sure everyone knows: I have added a status section in the first post
I'm waiting for somebody else to continue the next segment 'cause it's a bit late... *snores*
TypoKing
27th December 2005, 09:04 PM
I would make another seg but I just went... anyone else? Reapo? Bolt?
Minjo
27th December 2005, 09:15 PM
I think we'll suspend the game for a bit until reapo comes... he was one of the most active players...
BTW: Why did Bolt and Blank leaved the RP? :(
TypoKing
2nd January 2006, 03:41 AM
Who's blank? Did I mis something?
Minjo
2nd January 2006, 03:49 AM
He was at the begining... y'know what? I'm gonna PM all the people that joined soon...
TypoKing
2nd January 2006, 03:51 AM
except me cause I'm active.
Wait a minute... reapo is online.
Minjo
2nd January 2006, 03:52 AM
Of course ;)
TypoKing
2nd January 2006, 03:52 AM
wait a minute... reapo is online
Minjo
2nd January 2006, 03:56 AM
OK I already PM'd all the 3 players
repobanjo
2nd January 2006, 04:02 AM
I sure am. With a segment!
Reapo (disguised as Banjo) is in Bottles house.
Bottles: Hey, Banjo! Wanna play a game of Dirtopoly?
Banjo: Errr, no. How 'bout some tasty scones?
Mrs.B: Let me fix some up!
Nobody notices this, but reapo puts POISON in all of the scones! Dun-Dun-dun! He then runs away. The real Banjo comes in.
Banjo: Y'know, Veledean, I am sure hungry. Let's go get some scones at Bottles!
Veledean: Sure.
*They enter to see Mrs. B.*
Banjo: Howdy, Mrs. B!
Mrs. B: Banjo? I just though I said hi to you. I made some scones for you! Bottles is mad at you because you rejected a game of Dirtopoly.
Banjo: What are you talking about? I just came in here! Oh! (maybe it was reapo). I'll just go to him to play Dirtopoly.
While Banjo is playing Dirtopoly with Bottles and Veledean, Mrs. B prepares the poisoned scones!
What will happen next? Take a look on the next post!
TypoKing
2nd January 2006, 09:47 PM
Y'know... detecting poison is one of the many abilities Veledean learned as a n00b robot.
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Mrs. B: Here ya go. Have some scones. And you too, Veledean.
Banjo: Errr... he's a ro... a cybernetic
Mrs. B: O_o O RLY!! How nice, we have a robot in the house!
Despite what they thought about cybernetic, Veledean put some in the brain segment in his head (I honestly dont know what scones are so I don't know how they're eaten O_o) They all stared at him, having not eaten anything in front of them yet. After a moment Veledean jerked and grabbed all the scones and said:
Veledean: They're poisoned! I require a cutting tool.
Mrs B gave Veledean a butter knife (after O_o'ing at the fact that they are poisoned) and Veledean O_o'd at the feeble butter knife and opened up the chest section and began hacking away to release the poison that was inside.
Banjo: Reapo must be near--
They hear Speccy's scream and the secret tunnel door slammed shut.
Everyone: OMG WTF
repobanjo
3rd January 2006, 01:11 AM
*5 minutes ago*
Gobi: I'm bored. Let's go to Reapo.
Dingpot: O.K, lets.
They transport to Reapo who is snickering in an incredible manner.
Gobi: What's up?
Reapo: I poisoned all of the scones at Bottles house! Banjo must be killed! Let's go see.
Reapo and the group quietly check to see what happened to Banjo, and it seems that Veledean has dismantled the scones.
Reapo: Dang! Well, we still have gallons and gallons of poison poison left. Want to make it gas and spray it into the house? I can make it so that hirrible robot can't blow it away! Then, I will give Speccy a bottle labled "antidote". Since the group will be poisoned, they will need an antidote. Now, Veledean will obviously check to see if it's dangerous. It will look like poison, it will taste like poison, and everyone will think it IS poison. It isn't, though. It IS just water, though. They will destroy the bottle, and the water will leak. The poison combined with the water will make the place xplode!
Dingpot: If the whole meaning of this was to make the place explode, then why don't we just plant another bomb?
Gobi: You really are stupid. If they DON'T trash the water, they will succumb to the poison! Think of it as a poison bomb!
Dingpot: Brilliant! Let's just get Speccy to give them the water, then.
They open the secret antrance, take Speccy, and leave
Reapo: Now, we are the angels of life, Speccy.
Speccy: Really? You look like the Angel of death, and those two are glowing red. That just doesn't make sence.
Gobi: Belive us. Take this antidote. We have been warned that some, err, terrorists will poison your house. That antidote is the only way to cure the poison. Give it to your parents and Banjo to cure you all! Remember, make sure nobody leaves the houe, as if they do, the baddies, will kidnap them!
Speccy: Okay!
They take Speccy back, and ready the gas machine.
Bottles: Speccy! Where did you go?
Speccy: Oh, nowhere. I found that some protectors of some sort gave me an antidote, as this house might be poisoned. If you leave, baddies will come and kidnap whoever leaves! This will protect you from the poison if you drink it.
Veledean: O.k. We need to watch out for the poison.
Meanwhile, outside the house.
Reapo: Ready, guys? Block all sides, and fire up the machine!
[b]The demons block all sides of the house, and poison is being injected into the house![b]
Minjo
3rd January 2006, 04:42 PM
[occ:OK I don't know why Jingalot and the speaking jiggy separated from Reapo, so I'm gonna make like they're in a jail, OK?]
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The 3 main baddies are injecting poison in Bottles House! And soon the Ghastly dude that was in Jiggiwiggy's Temple comes in
Ghastly Dude: Nah! Nack! Nah!
Dingpot: Your mother
Gobi: Dingpot, he lost his voice! we don't need to worry about him because he CAN'T talk! he CAN'T advise the others we are here!!!
GD: Nack! Nack!
An annoying voice is heard, and Repo becomes a scaredy cat, then jumps on Gobi's hunchback
Annoying voice: HeY yOu DuDeS wE aRe FrEe NoW!!!
Reapo: What the **** was that???? *scared*
Gobi: Get out of my hunchback you pervert!
Dinpot: Silence both of you! The voice we heared was no other than the annoying little jiggy and the jinjo knight!
GD: Nah Nack nack nack!
Reapo: What do you want? And I thought I locked both of those!
Dingpot: Stupid! You didn't take the key with you!
Jingalot, along with the jiggy come in
Jingalot: Holly sh¡t! There's poison in Bottle's House! *cough cough*
Speaking Jiggy: Look over there! Is the grimm reaper who trapped us!
Jingalot: Let's get him!
Reapo: I feel we are screwed...
Dingpot: I second that... let's just let all of them die and leave! They can't breathe in there anyway! Hahahahahaha!
Gobi: Yeah, we already gave them enough poison, we'll be back the next day to extract Banjo's Soul
Reapo: OK let's leave!
The 3 take their equipment and leave too fast, that Jingalot doesn't notice that, and for some odd reason, the ghastly dude follows Dingpot and the others!
Jingalot: Oh the irony...
Inside Bottle's House, everything seems to be green... and all act like drunks
Drunken Mrs B: I told him... I want a piece of his chocolate ass! Wohohohhoho! *cough cough*
Drunken Speccy: Bohohohohoho choco... CHOCO!!!
Drunken Bottles: Banjo!!! Wanna play Dirtopoly again??? I have 3 versions!!! (Sexopoly,ROFLpoly and 2hotopoly)
Drunken Kazooie: I... feel... GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! and you are all chocolateys
Drunken Banjo: What-sa happenin' here, er buddies?
Veledean (who is not affected by the posion) notices everything is strange and decides to call Bolt for help
Blank
3rd January 2006, 06:12 PM
As the guests at Bottles' House start acting more and more inebriated, each one of them begins passing out one at a time
Banjo : Guh, I dunno why I have SALTY PIG CHEESE NIBLETS in a castle in Murdy Bay, but.... *thump*
Kazooie : *crushed*
Bottles : Hey, I won this Sexopoly game, why don't you guys just.... just shut up, I can drive just fine...... Shut up..... Ociffer.... *thump*
Veledean sits in the corner by himself trying to contact Bolt via Cybernetic Phone Device
Veledean : Yeah, Bolt, we have... a problem down here. Everyone's drunk. Considering Reapo was definitely here and poisonous treachery is afoot..... I think you should come bust us out.
Bolt : Alright, I'm just leaving the Rare HQ now, I'll be there in 5.
As the poison takes over, our heroes begin to die. Bolt will never make it in time. Will the heroes survive this deadly attack?
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The answer is yes. Yes they will. For as they lay there gasping for fresh air, Jingalot and the Speaking jiggy emerge.
Jingalot : You guys! Wake up, I say, we must get out of here, there's poison in the air!
Bottles wakes up
Bottles : But we're trapped in here, with no way out!
SpeakingJiggy : You're a mole. Dig a tunnel out, you idiot.
Bottles : Oh... Alright.
As the heroes step oout into the fresh air, Bottles has a revelation
Bottles : I suppose we could've just gone out the chimney..... Might've saved us some minor brain damage.... Oh well.
And if the rest of the group hadn't been rolling around and inhaling the sweet air, they might have killed him.
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repobanjo
3rd January 2006, 07:18 PM
Reapo: How come none of our freakin' ideas work? We ned to kill Banjo. How about we just take that stupid Jiggy of his. Snatch and grab!
Dingpot teleports to Banjo, pushes him down, and grabs the Jiggy. He then teleports back before anybody knew what was going on.
Jingalot: What in the world just happened?
Banjo: I dunno. The wind blew me down and made the Jiggy fly away, I guess.
Veledean: Perhaps....or maybe, the stupid demons took the Juggy!
Bottles: Dude, it Jiggy. What in the world is a Juggy?
Veledean: I dunno. I don't care.
Meanwhile, at the spot where the demons just happen to stading at.....
Reapo: Think. Think. think. THINK! What other zany, half-assed way can we kill the group.....we have unlimited of everything, and we still have the poison! Screw the poison, it never gonna work. How about we use a Concrete Donkey?
Gobi: A what?
Dingpot: Y'know, a Concrete Donkey. We need to go to Reapo's Worms file to get some. Tey are dropped from an airplane. A chorus goes "HALLELUJIA!", then a massive donkey falls out of the plane. it falls to the ground, plows the ground down about 10 fett, goes, "hee haw!", then jumps up again. Cruses again andagain and again. If it doesn't crush the suckers, they will die of starvaion down under the Donkey. Even if they don't die of starvation, they will be plowed into the center of the Earth, where they will burn to a crisp!
Gobi: You didn't need to put so much detail in to it, but I love the idea! To Finland (Where my Wroms live.)!
At Finland....
Reapo: First Man, Mr. Lardtree, we need some of your Concrete Donkeys.
First Man: Огорченно, мы бежим низко. Они будут стоить. (Sorry, but we are running low. They will cost very much).
Gobi: What's he saying?
Dingpot: Read the subtitles!
Reapo: Why are you speaking in Russian?
Mr. Lardtree: Мы предали Finland. (We betrayed Finland).
Reapo: You bastards! I guess I'll have to speak in Russina to make this conversation make more sence. Для ослов? (How much for the donkeys?)
Dingpot: You speak Russian?
Reapo: Of course I do! In WWII, Russia owned Finalnd. I went back in time to my home town, and I had to learn Russian.
First Man: Остановите поговорить к им, котор я деньг, теперь! Препятствуйте мне спросить D'Artagnan цена....(Stop talking to them! I need the money, now! Let me ask D'Artagnan for the price...)
5 minutes later.
First Man: D'Atragnan имеет спицу. 500.000 долларов. (D'Artagnan has spoke. 500,000 dollars).
Reapo: Человек, то много! Oh, наилучшим образом, я тот осел. Здесь вы идете! * дает деньг *. (Man, that's a lot! Oh, well, I need that Donkey. Here you go! *gives money*.
Mr. Lardtree: Много обязало. Между вами и мной, почему вы одно из этих? (Much obliged. Between yu and me, why do you need one of these?)
Reapo: Oh, мы все на полете для того чтобы убить медведя и его друзей. (Oh, we are all on a mission to kill a bear and his friends.)
Flavio (another of my worms): Я получаю тому полностью время. Имейте потеху убить медведя! (I get that all the time. Have fun killing the bear!)
Reapo: См. вас более поздно! (See you later!)
Dingpot: Bye!
Gobi: Bye!
First Man: См. вас более поздно! (See you later!)
Mr. Lardtree: См. вас более поздно! (See you later!)
Flavio: Мы все живем в желтой подводной лодке! (??????????????)
First Man: Почему вы сказали то? (Why did you say that?)
Flavio: Реально важно для их путешествия! Мы все живем в желтой подводной лодке! (It's really important for their journey! ????????????)
Of course, Reapo had already left before he could here what Flavio said. They prepared the Concrete Donkey, and started to fly in the plane with it. They were right under the heroes when they pressed the drop button.
Plane: HALLELUJIA!
Find out what happens next later! (Oh, and all of those translations were real translations!)
Minjo
3rd January 2006, 07:50 PM
occ: Wow repo, russian is more dificult than spanish... i'm feeling like a n00b...
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Before Reapo came and pressed the button, Banjo and his friends were buried underground, and Bottles continues digging to open an exit
Banjo: The Spiritual Jiggy is *****ing gone!!!
Jingalot: C'mon! There are supposed to be other 7 in the world, and the idiot of Jiggywiggy never told us what were they for...
Jiggywiggy: I heared that!!
Kazooie: Where the heck did you came from? And why do you have a voice again?
Jiggywiggy: Umm... I warped (Hahahaha, those idiots don't have the smallest idea of who I really am, that stupid real Jiggywiggy is traped in a closet, and after I make those jerks collect the jiggies for me, world will be mine once again!)
Speaking Jiggy: I sense something weird, I don't remember you told me anything about your "warping abilities" Jiggywiggy!
Mrs. B: OK if you are here you can warp us all to the exit, right?
Jiggywiggy: Sorry I have things to do, but I'll tell you the next Spiritual Jiggy location if you promise to stay away from the closet in Jiggywig...errrr in MY temple where absolutely no kidnaped people are located, OK?
Kazooie: Spill the beans!
Banjo: Kazooie! How can you trust this dude! It's obvious he's Reapo disguised as Jiggywiggy trying to make us fall into doom!
Veledean: *TARGET: Disguised Grimm Reaper*
*MONITORING: ....*
*RESULTS: None nearby*
Jingalot: What the...! Banjo was wrong?!
Jiggywiggy: Huff! That was close!
Mrs. B: Hey b¡tch we all heared that! Come here and have a cat fight now!
Bottles: Shut up wife! *digs*
Mrs. B: You dare speak to the mother of your son that way???? You little sewer rat come here and have a b¡tch-cat fight!
Bottles: *digs* Googles and Speccy are adopted... *digs more*
Mrs. B: ...
And so on,everyone begins screaming and fighting, but nobody notices that what Mrs. B said was true: there is something odd about that Jiggywiggy.
Some time later he was gone, and there was only a letter and a few spiritual notes where he was standing.
Bottles: ...And that my adopted-sons, is the true story of how my ***** exploted and I couldn't have real sons...
Goggles: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! *creepy scream*
Kazooie: Where did Jiggywiggy went?? And what's a letter doing there?
Suddenly, this is the moment when repo pressed the button! A crash is heard, and the concrete donkey falls above everyone then explotes! The HALELOOUIA sound is heard and everyone goes flying... fortunately Banjo managed to pick up theitems that the fake Jiggywiggy left
TO BE CONTINUED... BY SOMEONE ELSE :p
repobanjo
3rd January 2006, 07:55 PM
What in the world happened to the Concrete Donkey?
Minjo
3rd January 2006, 08:10 PM
OK I'll edit the last part ;)
repobanjo
4th January 2006, 09:16 PM
I guess I'll post another segment....
Reapo: We missed! How could you miss with something like this?
Dingpot: I dunno. Gobi was working with the hatch, so it's his fault.
Gobi: Was not! It was yours.
Dingpot: Nu-huh!
Gobi: Yuh-huh!
Reapo: Stop! Thsis tim,e we shall do a ganster style shooing! I have a gun, and we can go to my German friends for the Magic Bullet!
Dingpot: What's that?
Gobi: It's a bullet. Excpet, it hurts a hella lot more, and it never misses. Kind of like the Golden Gun.
Dingpot: O.K. Oh, and do we really have to go to a foreign country? Those Russian Finnish dudes hurt my ears!
REapo: Yes! We need to go see these guys, as Germny is the only place with the Magic Bullets. To the Worms dimension!
At the Worms dimension!
Fluffie (A worm): Benötigen Sie dieses mal, Reapo? Ich hoffe, daß Sie nicht zu jenen finnischen Leuten.... gingen (So, what do you need this time, Reapo? I hope you didn't go to those stupid Finnsish people again....)
Reapo: Watch guys, I also speak alll other languages! I can communicate with any living being on this planet. Ich lasse zu, mußten wir beim Finns für einen konkreten Esel stoppen, aber es funktionierte nicht. Wir benötigen eine magische Gewehrkugel. Wieviel kostet sie? (I admit, we had to stop at the Finns for a Concrete Donkey, but it did not work. We need a Magic Bullet. How much will it cost?)
Matt: Ha! Das Finns bildete Sie Bezahlung für die Waffe? Wir geben Sie so viel, wie Sie für freies wünschen, mein firend! (Ha! Those Finns made you pay for the weapon? We shall give you as many as you need for free, my firend!)
Reapo: Gut liefen sie niedrig auf sie. Die sind wirklich leistungsfähige Waffen irgendwie. Wir nehmen 10 magische Gewehrkugeln, Fluffie. (Well, they were running low on them. Those are really powerful weapons anyway. We shall take 10 Magic bullets, Fluffie.)
Fluffie: Hree gehen Sie! Warten Sie eine Minute, wir benötigen die! Ich sehe einige mexikanische Kämpfer, herzukommen! (Hree you go! Wait a minute, we need those! I see some Mexican fighters coming here!) (I just had to!)
Matt: Nehmenabdeckung! (Take cover!)
Happy: ¡Hah! ¡Reembolso para lo que usted duró batalla, Fluffie!
Matt: Ahhh! Reapo, helfen uns! alle chinesischen, die griechischen und finnische sind, die oben auf uns ganging sind! (Ahhh! Reapo, help us! The French, Greek, and Finnsih are ganging up on us!)
First Man: Предатель! Вы сказали вы придет к нам когда вы оружия! (Traitor! You said you'd come to us when you need weapons!)
Refry (French): Comment pourriez-vous faire ceci au Finns? (How could you do this to the Finns?)
Marlene (Greek): Ναϊ Θα πληρώσετε! Μαζί με εκείνους poy Γερμανοΐ! (Yeah! You shall pay! Along with those disgusting Germans!)
Minijo (Mexican. Ha!): Era solamente aquí a la basura los alemanes. ¡No puedo belive usted hice algo que tremendo! (Let's see if Minjo can translate this really broken up writing....)
Reapo: Wait! Ожидание! Я огорченн! (Wait! I'm sorry!) Περιμένετε! Λυπάμαϊ (Wait! I'm sorry!) ¡Espera! ¡Estoy apesadumbrado (Wait! I'm sorry!) Vous des types êtes fromage mangeant des singes de surrendur ! (Wait! I'm sorry! Actual translation: A mean thing to the French. I will not say it in English)
Refry: Oh mon dieu ! Je ne peux pas belive vous ai dit cela ! Vous mourrez maintenant ! (Oh my god! I can't belive you said that! You die now!)
First Man: Я чувствую неудачу теперь. (I feel bad now.)
Minijo: Yo también. (Me two.)
Marlene: Εγώ τρία. (Me three.)
Reapo: Хорошо. Пойдите back to ваши соответственно страны/Bueno. Vaya de nuevo a sus países respectivos/Καλός. Επιστρέψτε στις αντίστοιχες χώρες σας. (Good. Now go back to your respective countries!)
So, they left. Except for the French, whose airplanes were so terrible, it only needed one Magic Bullet to kill them. Reapo got his bullets, and they left.
Dingpot: My god! I never want to hear another languge again!
Bug: Succhiate!
Dingpot: Ahhhhhhhh!
Reapo: well, at least we got the bullet. Let's go to Banjo.
Still recovering from the Concrete Donkey, Banjo picks up all of his friends and puts them into a bush where they will hide in until they wake up. When he was done, he saw a shadowy figure above him.
Reapo: *cokcs gun*. You have 5 seconds to run. No need to worry though, you will STILL get hit.
Banjo: Oh my god! How did you find me?!?!?!
Reapo: 4 ,3 ,2.....
Even before he heard Reapo say 4, Banjo was up and away. He was running as fast as he could.
Reapo: 1, 0. Time to say hello to hot lead, Banjo! *pulls trigger*.
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Quizzes.
There were three different times where I did not say what the translation was. (The bug talked, The Mexican fighter, and what I said to the French). If you can tell me what I said for those, I will give you a cookie.
Also, when the Germans were speaking (I won't say when they were), there was a time where I totally shanged a whole word from the actual thing to the translation. Tell me what the word was!
Minjo
4th January 2006, 09:51 PM
Minijo (Mexican. Ha!): Era solamente aquí a la basura los alemanes. ¡No puedo belive usted hice algo que tremendo! (Let's see if Minjo can translate this really broken up writing....)
Maybe you wanted to said this:
Era solamente aquí, a la chingada los alemanes! No puedo creer que usted hizo algo tan tremendo!
:( Repo study spanish please :p
repobanjo
4th January 2006, 09:53 PM
Soory, but I have limited sources to do some of these translations. I can't spaek spanish so well, but I'm learning. Sorry if that offended you, Minjo.....so I get and F- on this!
F- :mad: :mad: :mad: See me aftert class, repo!
Wait, babel fish decives me! Here's what you wrote in English.
It was only here, to chingada the German! I cannot think that you made something so tremendous!
What I (wanted to) wrote in English.
I was only here to trash the German! I can't belive that you have done something so terrible!
What I belive I wrote in Spanish (this confused me).
He was to the sweepings the Germans only here. I cannot belive you I did something that tremendous!
What the? It hink I should chec all of my translations to make sure. And to laugh at my stupidity.
All things Russian I wrote.
What I thought I wrote: You traitor! You said you'd come to me for all your weapons!
What I wrote: Traitor! You said you it will arrive at us when you weapon!
Instead of Wait, I'm sorry, I worte Expectation! 4 ogorchenn! (WTF?)
I have more, and I will write them later. Whoops about the translations.
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