If you were a... What would you do?

[icegod]

Simple game, I say if you where, and then for example banjo, what would you do. Than the poster below me must answer the question, something like kill bottles, and than ask another question, like if you where kazooie, what would you do. You get the point .

Question: If you were a mosqueto, what would you do?

[Heffy]

I would commit suicide, because I HATE mosquitos.

If you were a monkey, what would you do?

[machanist]

buy deodorant.

if you where a lightbulb what would you do?

[P.o.t.O]

Easily get turned on.

What Would You Do If you were Jack Thompson?

[mario_bob]

I would kill my self

if you were a bastard what would you do?

[Minjo]

I would stay in my house

If you were and admin what would you do?

[MewChan]

Bann Lament! And maybe allow a certain size for image signatures.

If you were an Alphonse fangirl, what would you do?

[icegod]

Get a sex change

If you were a jesus action figure, what would you do?

[MewChan]

Steal a basketball from another action figure.

If you were a cat, what would you do?

[Heffy]

Pig out on mice and birds. :P

If you were an elephant, what would you do?

[Kaz da Breegull]

Go on a crazy stampede with my friends! :D

If you were an eagle, what would you do?

[MewChan]

I'd fly around the world!

If you were a murderer, what would you do?

[Kaz da Breegull]

Kill Lament. :D

If you were George W. Bush, what would you do?

[MewChan]

Allow schools to let their student's use the internet whenever they wanted, on whatever site they wanted.

If you were a dog, what would you do?

[Gold Jinjo]

"I would commit suicide, because I HATE" dogs.

If you were one of the few people in this topic who spelled 'were' as 'where', what would you do?


:p

[icegod]

Be very ashamed and blame the fact that i was tired :p

If you WERE :p a blue paper bag, what would you do?

[Blank]

I would suffocate the innocent *smirk* until they are as blue as me.

If you were a character in a BK game, what would you do?

[P.o.t.O]

Provide many plot twists to the game.

WWYDI you were an all-knowing entity?

[Skill]

Solve SNS!

WWYDI if you were a jar of jam.

[xxx]

Uhh.. Lick myself? LOL

WWYDI you were a person with only one arm and one leg?

[BKSonic1234]

Fall over a lot.

WWYDI you were SpongeBob SquarePants?

[Heffy]

Um... go jellyfishing?

What would you do if you were Yoshi?

[machanist]

have scrambled eggs hehehe....

if you were a giant pinapple what would you do?

[Skill]

Eat myself i love pinapple

originally posted by xxx Uhh.. Lick myself? LOL


I'm sure there'd be enough members that would do that for you :p

WWYDI you had 1 day to live

[icegod]

Cancel my one week trip to paris

WWYDI you found out that mario is sleeping under your bed?

[mario_bob]

i'd shot him

if you were bush what would you do

[RareBK]

Exile you from wherever you live.

WWYDI Lam... er Mariobob was under your bed.

[MewChan]

WAlk out of my room, walk back with steaming boiling hot coffee, burn him, shoot him, bann him, kill him. x-x WTF ARE YOU DOING UNDER MY BED PERV?!?

WWYDI you were a can of soda?

[Minjo]

I'll increase lament's gases :p
WWYDI if you were a shotgun in front of mario bob (self explanatory)

[lamentofgrunty]

i d kill mario_bob but technicailly he isn't me all the time..

what would you do if you were osama

[MewChan]

Bomb Lament_Bob's house, then make a joke about David Ragumon (sp?).

WWYDI you could fly? =D

[Heffy]

Fly over Earth and see the world! But then probably get sick from the high view...

WWYDI you were a hammer?

[Grey Jinjo]

Nail something. ; )

WWYDI you were Osoma (Osama?) Bin Laden AND couldn't kill or harm yourself?

[Minjo]

I would harm somebody else (ex. lament) :p

WWYDI if you were a peanut butter?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I would scream "OMFG I hope I'm not eaten!" And realize I couldn't scream.

WWYDI you got 1 trillion dollars?

(And that's NOT 1 trillion pesos, yen, etc. It's US money)

[Minjo]

I would transform them into pesos then buy things in my country ;)

WWYDI you were the king of n00bs?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I would be attacked by |337 and I would call in Andre. ;) Then I would quit being king of n00bs.

WWYDI you found out the solution to SnS?

(I did not tend to be offensive to the n00b eater in this post.)

[SimpleFun]

Run because Rare would hunt me down and kill me. :D

WWYDI you were a piece of meatloaf?

[P.o.t.O]

Sing "Bat Out of Hell." (For understanding of this joke, look up Meat Loaf.)

WWYDI you were an Acrophobic Skydiver?

[Kratos_Aurion]

I would look up acrophobic in the dictionary, because I wouldn't know what I was.

WWYDI you were trapped in a prison constructed of banana peels?

[Kablamooie]

Break out very easily. :D

WWYDI you were lament?

[Minjo]

1) Sell my soul to the devil
2) Eat ****
3) Die

WWYDI you where in the past?

[icegod]

Take modern software like hacks for psp, xbox, ps2, gamecube, windows vista, etc and sell it for a whole lot of money :p


WWYDI you woke up without arms and 8 legs?

[Heffy]

See if I could squirt ink out of my bottom. XP

WWYDI you were a Goomba?

[Kaz da Breegull]

Stay well away from Mario! :D

WWYDI you were a hurricane?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I would blow away lament_bob, and then say "I'm not Katrina's brother, I come in peace." then cause chaos at Osama Bin Laden and kill him. :D

WWYDI you were Shadow the Hedgehog?

[repobanjo]

Try not to cause much damage. Man, that was lame.

What would you do if you were Homer Simpson?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Get a better education. :D

WWYDI you could revive the Beatles? ;)

[Skill]

Revive them for repo and then feel very sick because i hate them.

WWYDI you were a king or queen.

*Am i the only one that posts in this topic and then wishes they hadn't

[machanist]

steal the money and run to the other side of the world... then cry because i missed out ruling the world.

WWYDI you could absorb the elements of earth and make anything from them?

[repobanjo]

Get a better education. :D

WWYDI you could revive the Beatles? ;)

Wahhhhh. I missed it!

Anyways, I would absorb the earths elements to make myself a heaping bowl of atomic chili!

WWYDI you were a musical note?

[Minjo]

I would create a gigantic rock and crash it in lament_bob house

WWYDI you were the guy that hacked lament's "website" :D

EDIT: Repo beat me :(

Well if I was a musical note I would make awful music in front of lament

[Zy0n7]

Try to stay in the middle of nowhere (ocean maybe) to avoid harm anyone
WWYDI you where Luigi?

[Minjo]

Have a b¡tch-fight with Mario and win

WWYDI you were Mob? (signature) :p

[repobanjo]

Crush Bob.

What would you do if you figured out that Paul really is dead?

[Bottles98]

Kill Kenny.

WWYDI this was turning from "If you were a ... what would you do?" to sipmly a "What Would You Do if?"

[Minjo]

I would stay as we are NOW

WWYDI Ice Mario decides to erase the forums and marry?

[BKSonic1234]

Trash his house and blackmail him.

WWYDI if Nintendo didn't exist? 0_o

[qwertybub3]

Kill the Phr33ks
WWYDI if the Spring of the Drowned Girl was unleashed on the world.

[P.o.t.O]

Get the sponges.

WWYDI I was pleased about the return of WWYDI?

[repobanjo]

I would kind of be confused.

WWYDI you found out that I died?

[Heffy]

Say "yes"! :D

WWYDI Gruntilda asked you out on a date? XD

[repobanjo]

Throw Heffy at her. A perfect match! Awwwww......

WWYDI you were crush by the worlds largest Toblerone?

[icegod]

Cry caus i like mars better :p

WWYDI you became the pope?

[Minjo]

kill satanism in videogame forums *coughkillrarecommunist/lamentcough

WWYDI you were a queen of poop?

[Heffy]

Switch genders.

WWYDI you had a Super Mushroom?

[Minjo]

Give it to repo because it was poisoned :p

WWYDI Minjo reaches the top of the member's list by posts?

[machanist]

fly to the moon and hug a rock that roughly looks like minjo and then die from no pressure in space

[qwertybub3]

Find out what happened to machanist's "WWYDI"
WWYDI if the POWER of the Spring of the Drowned Girl was unleashed on the world.

[repobanjo]

Give it to repo because it was poisoned :p



Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! punch power! *throws repo's specially concocteed punch* Die!


If the power was unleashed? I would take a bath. The Power would tire itself out eventually.

What would you do if you found out that Minjo was Elvis Presley?

[icegod]

Kidnap him, force him to sing some songs for me and sell them under my name :cool:

WWYDI hitler came back, and this time, naked.

[repobanjo]

Run away!

WWYDI I stole Minjo's Mario and Luigi: PiT? (I got it yesterday!)

[Squall722]

I don't eat scambled eggs, so I wouldn't worry about it.

WWYDI You were a super red giant when nuclear fusion finally stops?

[repobanjo]

I would pain myself yellow and call myself Doshin.

What would you do if you found out that the Revolution was a complete hoax?

[qwertybub3]

Kill Rob
What would you do if the answer to Stop 'n' Swop was 42?

[repobanjo]

Stop at Milliways for lunch.

What would you do if scientists discovered that pi is exactly 3?

[Minjo]

Tell the teacher: "You see b¡tch! I was right!"

WWYDI repo's avatar was a sock?

[Bottles98]

Laugh.

What would you do if a little kid told you to "Shut your ****ing face, Uncle ****er?"

[qwertybub3]

Kill Sock Frank
WWYDI you got 1,000,000,000 meat on Kingdom of Loathing?

[P.o.t.O]

Spend! Spend! Spend!

WWYDI I fed Lament_Bob's Account into the Reaver?

[qwertybub3]

Hope that Lament_Bob doesn't make more mutis.
WWYDI killed The Hermit.
P.S. P.o.t.O are you on Kingdom of Loathing?

[Bottles98]

I wouldn't care.

WWYDI I didn't care?

[qwertybub3]

Kick The Cheat.
WWYDI you had to buy "Pac-Tri" to use Stop 'n' Swop?

[Gaming Master2k]

Buy Pac-Tri

If you were an Ice Cube what would you do?

NOTE: The last few days here have been over 40 degrees (celcius) hence the Ice cubes as they make the drinks that much better.

[Minjo]

Stay in the refrigerator

WWYDI you were an Ice Mario?

[Heffy]

Freeze Bowser. XP

WWYDI you were a Stony? (from Mayahem Temple)

[machanist]

jump off a ship in the ocean

WWYDI you were a jiggy in space?

[Heffy]

Um.... float around... waiting for Banjo to collect me... XD

WWYDI you had Mumbo Jumbo's magic staff?

[Gruntling]

I would turn myself into a washing machine!

WWYDI you had a Klondike bar?

[Banjzooie]

Use it to make Mumbo speak better English.
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What would you do if you were a hard drive?

[Avis]

I would remove all Windows-related things from me, WWYDI you were a gameboy advance cartridge?

[qwertybub3]

Buy a gameboy micro.
WWYDI you saw this (http://www.maj.com/gallery/qwertybub3/PacTriBoss/tripic1.bmp)

[icegod]

Run away caus where there is shark food there must be a shark.

WWYDI If I held my shotgun to your head?

[Minjo]

I would think: "This dude needs a wife and kids" :p

WWYDI a 89 year old man ****ed with your girlfriend? (ewww)

[icegod]

I had, but shot them :( :p

I would totaly freak out, and be suprised a 89 year old man can stil **** :eek:

WWYDI Micheal Jackson was sleeping in your closeth?

[Minjo]

Fire it :D

WWYDI you could enter the RWL for 1 day?

[Squall722]

Wonder if the anchor was actually in the water or just sitting on the deck.

WWYDI The President of Iran AKA Chuck-Norris-wannabe

[qwertybub3]

Make him panic.

WWYDI you saw this (http://www.maj.com/gallery/qwertybub3/PacTriBoss/tripic2.bmp)

[repobanjo]

WWYDI repo's avatar was a sock?

You haven't noticed?

I would say, "Been there, done that."

WWYDI you were transported into a giant SuDoku board?

[John]

I'd start filling in the numbers.

WWYDI you were a seven foot tall garden gnome?

[qwertybub3]

Loot some mad ents.

WWYDI Pac-Tri cost $15 ?

[repobanjo]

I'd get 15 dollarsout of my wallet.

WWYDI StarCraft happened in real life?

[Minjo]

I would get a sock :p
WWYDI you were a pile of grease?

[Squall722]

Jump on a pig. Laughter ensues.

WWYDI you were a thought criminal?

[Blank]

Commit a crime to get rid of that nasty "thought" word.

WWYDI you were banned from the RWP for something you didn't do?

[Minjo]

bann someone from RIDDLE's forum without purpose :p

WWYDI you entered a paralel dimension where everyone loves lament, and Grey Jinjo & the oldies were n00bs?

[Blank]

I would laugh. My ass off.

WWYDI your favourite TV Show was cancelled?

[icegod]

Scream like hell!!! *Thinks back at the times my favorite shows got cancelled* :(


WWYDI I became a moderator here :cool:

[Minjo]

I would SPAM it all :)

WWYDI...

And the best overall RWP member award goes to...
TootyILoveYou!!!!

[repobanjo]

I would leave the RWP.

WWYDI you discovered that Sgt. Pepper exists?

[Rarmander]

Ask them what it's like to hang out with the Beatles' like on Yellow Submarine.

If you were a guitar, what would you do?

[repobanjo]

Hope that I don't get set on fire by Jimi Hendrix.

WWYDI the earth was flat?

[Squall722]

Wonder why the laws of physics are suddenly being torn apart, then notice that the fabric of the universe is slowly melting away. Then perish.

WWYDI you were a colossus?

[Grey Jinjo]

Someone else can answer Squall's question, I just want to know when the hell this topic went from "WWYDI You Were" to just "WWYDI"?

[Squall722]

Im pretty sure Ive been keeping on topic most if not all the times I've posted on here...although I think it's also become a 'time to bash everyone in a somewhat subtle way' topic.

[Grey Jinjo]

No no I didn't mean you. Almost the entire topic switched games entirely, I just want to know when.

[Squall722]

Post number twenty-four by Skill_Sphere on page two.

'what would you do if you had on day to live?'

[icegod]

No no I didn't mean you. Almost the entire topic switched games entirely, I just want to know when.

I ask myself the same thing, but yeah you know the saying, if you can't beat them, join them ;)

@ squall722: I would eat some pie


And to get the game back on track:

If you were a headphone, what would you do?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I would turn the volume up on myself and deafen the listener. Mwahahahahaha!!!

WWYDI you were an aybss?

[repobanjo]

I would make people fall into me.

What would you do if you were Santa's Little Healper? (The dog).

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I would drink beer and bite Homer's butt to get him off the couch. :D

WWYDI you were an admin here for one day?

[repobanjo]

Ban lament_bob, then mash jam elevator music!

What would you do if you were the pour soul that invented elevator music?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I'd put games in elevators instead of music, and feel sorry for making elevator music.

WWYDI you were a Beatle?

[Heffy]

Crawl around and eat dung. Wait, wrong beetle... I would, um... play music?

WWYDI you were deoderant?

[icegod]

Make you smell nice

WWYDI you were a friend of lament?

[repobanjo]

Get paranoid that each and every day, a hoarde of people would beat me.

WWYDI you were a calender, and the person who put crosses on you put toxic, permanent marker X's?

[Minjo]

Give wrong dates ;)

WWYDI all the signature bunnies battled above a bottomless pit of doom?

[repobanjo]

Rob would push them all down the cliff.

WWYDI you were the person who wrote ths answer? (http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/)

[Minjo]

I wouldn't make a website just for that crap :D

WWYDI the zelda games become an Hentai series with Link, Zelda, Maron and Saria?

[Bottles98]

Back away and read a good book.

WWYDI they killed Kenny?

[repobanjo]

I would say, "You bastards!"

WWYDI you were Jack Thompson?

[JaredDSMan]

I would secretly be playing Hot Coffee and Lapis (for DS)! No one will ever figure out I really LOVE all the M - AO rated games! (^o^)

What would you do if...you could be the one to reveal EVERYTHING about Banjo! :eek:

[Minjo]

I would arrest Banjo for pimp slapping Kazooie

WWYDI you were a boy called Nancy?

[machanist]

1. put it in a bank
2. cryogenicaly freeze myself for 1000 years.
3. withdraw it all in 1000 years.
4. party as i realise the interest had gotten me 1 JILLION DOLLARS.
5. if not $1jil then freeze again for 5000 years.

WWYDI you were stuck in a server room (with all the high pitched screeching noises) in an endless loop, where you never get older?

[Heffy]

Loose my sanity. @_o

WWYDI you were a marshmallow?

[Minjo]

Escape from fattys :S

WWYDI you were banned from KoL's Chat for 1 hour? (like me:p)

[repobanjo]

I would wait for one hour.

WWYDI the Simpsons movie surprisingly came out in seven days?

[Heffy]

Complain about there not being a Futurama movie.

WWYDI you made a guest appearance on Sesame Street?

[Minjo]

Kill Elmo then make all little kids cry :p say bad words and talk about sex, kick all the muppets and take a knife...
(Violent I know)

WWYDI Minjo's bigger brother messes with his account and posts spam?

[repobanjo]

Then people will discover that I really am Minjo's brother.

WWYDI you were me?

[Minjo]

Erase the signature bunny and claim Minjo rocks XD

WWYDI the computer suddenly explotes and a gremlin comes out of it and takes your head?

[repobanjo]

I would go, "Oh crap! It's a Gremlin! Wow!"

What would you do if you had a rubber soul?

[Blank]

Bend it to reflect the souls of others :p

WWYDI you were a snack cracker?

[repobanjo]

Eat sanck crackers before I noticed I myself was a snack cracker. Then I would go, "OMGOMGOMG! I'm a frinkin; accidental cannibal!"

WWYDI you were Minjo?

Well, first Minjo made me make my sock an avatar, then he killed Rob and wrote, "Minjo rocks!" on my sig. What will he do to me next?

[Minjo]

Sería lo mejor que hubiera en este universo, jajaja! :D

WWYDI Minjo had a pirahana plant in his house?

[repobanjo]

IT would eventually eat Minjo and his family.

To all of you who didn't understand Minjo....

It would be the best thing than it had in this universe, jajaja!

WWYDI you were a tissue paper?

[Heffy]

Stay away from people with colds. o_o; *shudder*

WWYDI you had a piece of garlic?

[Squall722]

Plant more garlic.

WWYDI you were a trumpet?

[Minjo]

hate jazz

WWYDI you were teh PWNDERSHIP?

[Bottles98]

PWN everyone.

WWYDI if Lament left or was ****ing banned?

[Minjo]

use my oinker

WWYDI you got a oinker?

[icegod]

EDIT: Minjo beat me to it ;)

I would have an oinker I gues :p

WWYDI you were a t-shirt that sais "Pepsi is good, i'm better"

[Heffy]

Change it to "I'm good, root beer is better."

WWYDI you were began seeing pink elephants everywhere?

[Minjo]

I would be Barney from the simpsons

WWYDI Nintendo lost Mario's rights?

[icegod]

Play luigi games.

WWYDI you were blue?

[Minjo]

I'll touch my skin...

WWYDI you were a shroob?

[repobanjo]

I would get confuse because I wouldn't be able to understand myself.

WWYDI you were Captain Blackeye?

[Minjo]

I would give everyone the secret to SnS :cool:

WWYDI you knew I have other 3 pics of me without a shirt? :S

[Squall722]

hate jazz

Dear Minjo,

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

That is all.

[Minjo]

Ummm... squall... are you an admin on Isketch???

[repobanjo]

I would wonder if Squall was a member on ISketch....(I had to keep this going!)


WWYDI I actually ate a Sgt. Pepper LP?

[icegod]

Feel sick

WWYDI you were a chair?

[Heffy]

Suddenly move out of the way when someone tries to sit on me. XD

WWYDI you were a wolf? (I just watched Princess Mononoke :P)

[repobanjo]

Howl at the moon until someone throws a boot at me.

WWYDI you were an ulcer?

[Minjo]

Make repo's stomach burn ;)
WWYDI you were Grey Jinjo yesterday?

NOTE: Nobody answered my WWYDI above Squall! :mad:

[icegod]

First: I would beg you not to show them! :p Unless your a girl... that would be different ;)

Second: I would be so happy I would ban 20 random people ;)


WWYDI you were a horse?

[Goatmancer]

I would run around town, and leave some logs in the stree.

WWYDI if you had $20?

[repobanjo]

I would buy a super megaton death ray! Hey, I did see one of those in the sop for a 20.

WWYDI you were three or under, and you were playing with one of those toys that say, "not for children three and under?"

[Minjo]

I would be playing with those Barney's subliminal toys XD

WWYDI you were a peanut lost in a bowl of fritures?

[Squall722]

Hmm well until two minutes ago I had no idea what 'iSketch' was. What ever gave you idea that I was apart of it? The only thing I have pertaining to art is a deviant page (http://squall722.deviantart.com)

I have no idea what a friture is...upon looking in wikipedia, I found that it is a series of corner shops in Belgium that sell Frites, or Fries...so I suppose I would wait for someone with a peanut allergy to come close, reveal my location to them, then watch the pseudo-psychological drama play itself out.

WWYDI you were a zombie?

[repobanjo]

I have no idea what a friture is...upon looking in wikipedia, I found that it is a series of corner shops in Belgium that sell Frites, or Fries...so I suppose I would wait for someone with a peanut allergy to come close, reveal my location to them, then watch the pseudo-psychological drama play itself out.

WWYDI you were a zombie?

I think he meant, "Fruits".

If I was a zombie? Prove that I exist.

WWYDI you discovered that you don't exist?

[qwertybub3]

I'd go to Milliways!

WWYDI I used the Spring of the Drowned Girl on you.

[Squall722]

Douse myself in hot water. Then learn to accept my curse.

WWYDI you were a muffin?

[repobanjo]

Get alll the other muffins, and rebel against the humans.

WWYDI you were stuck in the "Dora the Explorer" universe?

[Minjo]

I'll go and kill everyone! Then I would tell the monkey that his boots are so *****...

WWYDI you were a Burger King employeer being paid less than the minimum wadge?

[Ice Lightning]

Go to work at McDonalds and get minimum wage.

WWYDI you were invisible?

[repobanjo]

I would steal stuff I wanted.

WWYDI you walked off the ARK?

[icegod]

I have no idea what a friture is...upon looking in wikipedia, I found that it is a series of corner shops in Belgium that sell Frites, or Fries...

A "frituur" is a place that sells frites, you know, those things you eat with an hamburger :p . It's great to be belgian and be able to eat the best frites in the world :p

I would be really glad i can swim!

WWYDI you were a fake euro/dollar?

[Squall722]

You see here in America, 'frites' is a widely unused term. We refer to them as 'fries'.

Douse myself in gasoline, light myself on fire, watch people gasp (Im a fake $100 bill), then put myself out, with no damage done. Hooray for chemistry!

WWYDI you were Werner Von Braun?

[Minjo]

Squall: I don't know how you say everything in the USA, i'm trying to learn, I'm doing my best :)

ON-TOPIC: WWYDI you were Werner Von Braun?
I would get away from the NASA for a few weeks and get a rest...

WWYDI you were Minjo?

[repobanjo]

I would totally mess up his reputation, and at the end of every post, I would write, repo is teh awesomeness!

WWYDI you were Shadow the Hedgehog?

[Minjo]

I would tell Maria I hate her for being in my memory and I would return Minjo his reputation :D

WWYDI you were part of the Grunty's Rejects?

[MewChan]

I'd make a new acount, and try to be a good member.

WWYDI you coughed up blood?

[repobanjo]

Go yell, "God, I got an ulcer!"

WWYDI you were on Seinfeild?

[Heffy]

Totally mess up the show and act crazy. XDDD

WWYDI you were a cartoon character? (something I've always dreamed of)

[machanist]

spin around to see if i am 2d and paper-ie like paper mario, and make a show about me so i can watch the richness meter go up untill im richer than bill gates -evil laugh-

WWYDI you were about to get thrown out of a plane?

[repobanjo]

I would go, "SPLAT!" on the ground. Then, I would get up and get thrown off the plane again.

WWYDI you were a printer?

[Minjo]

Splash ink at everyone

WWYDI you were Kirby and you were a BLACK one?

[Squall722]

Get a paper jam, regarless if there is paper in me or not.

WWYDI you were our moon?

[repobanjo]

Minjo: I would go, "Ha! I'm the ultimate Kirby!"

Squall: I would feel sorry for Mercury as it has no moons, and I would be their moon. Then, I would burn up, and the inhabitants of the Earth would freeze in the night.

WWYDI you were a member of The Starwberry Alarm Clock? (A band, and one of my favorites at that.)

[BKSonic1234]

Rebel and buy an Apple Alarm Clock.

WWYDI you were a Simpsons DVD?

[Minjo]

I would be sacred :D

WWYDI you were a guy who always get kicked from Isketch chatrooms for no particular reason *coughNOTmecough* :p

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I would return and say "WTF?" and flood the room with |337 and spam. :D

WWYDI you were an employee at Nintendo of America?

[repobanjo]

I would make the ultimate game, then get fired because it was going to be rated M (no offence to the great peole who work there).

WWYDI you found yourself in the four-way intersection that lead to Penny Lane, Blue Jay Way, Strawberry Fields, and Abbey Road?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I would stand in the intersection and be amazed.....then I'd get run over by some drunkheap. *coughlamentcough* :D

WWYDI you were a part of the Beatles?

[repobanjo]

Yell, scream, and then get high, drunk, and write songs simaltainiously. Also, get rid of that HORRIBLE Revolution 9. Artistic and conception, my ass!

WWYDI you were a box for Mario Kart DS?

[banjo nerd]

say not buy me im crap



what would you do if you lamanet

[icegod]

I would lamanet? ;)

WWYDI you were the child of an alien?

[Goatmancer]

I would Destroy All Humans!

WWYDI you had the powers of Superman?

[icegod]

Use my x-ray vision to look through some girls theyre clothes :p

WWYDI you were a dice without number 4 on it? (the place where number 4 should be has been replaced by a picture of a dice ;) )

[DevilBottles]

Remove the picture, then take two dots from the number six and put them on the empty side. Then, I'd roll the picture instead, since it has more reliable numbers.

WWYDI you were an Admin and lament was still around?

[icegod]

Shoot him in the leg :cool: Oh God (or Ice Mario :p ) make me an admin :p No? Can't blame me for trying :p

WWYDI you were a 5 year old boy in the bedroom of micheal jackson?

[Heffy]

Horribly and violently beat up Michael for violating so many innocent children. *evil laughter*

WWYDI you were a kitty? :3

[Minjo]

I would be MewChan's sister :p

WWYDI you were invited to a fake party?

[icegod]

I wouldn't get drunk :p

*thinks back at all the fake party invitations :( *
*Takes out shotgun and shoot Mel Gibson* That's for inviting me to that fake party!
*Takes out shotgun and shoots Britney Spears* And that's for not answering my letters :p
*Takes out shotgun and shoots Minjo* That's for downloading my first cd :eek: piracy doesn't pay off :p

WWYDI you were Meg (family guy)

[repobanjo]

I would get ignored. Then ignored. Then, I would get killed off the show for being frickin' ignored.

WWYDI Grey Jinjo wasn't on the RWP vot-off?

[Minjo]

I feel we are all gonna get chances to bright :)

WWYDI you were inside Davy Jone's locker?

[icegod]

*Googles for davy jones*
I would be very still and hope he doesn't notice me :eek:


WWYDI you were Rare?

[vaticandrummer]

If I were Rare (I'm assuming as an employee and not the entire entity of Rare), I would know the answer to SnS, I would know about Project: Dream, and Banjo 3.


What would you do if you were a prisoner, locked away in your cell and shut off from the world for the rest of your life (Wow, that's a pretty tough question!)?

[Minjo]

I would be either lament or a tantrummed moron...

WWYDI you were Shigeru Miyamoto and you were about to begin a new game called: "Super Mario porn party" XD

[Squall722]

hmm...I suppose I'd read, draw, eat, and sleep (assuming I had an unlimited amount of food, books, paper, pencils, and erasers)

WWYDI you were a scientist chosen to see the 'Stardust Return to Earth' [rpject this sunday morning?

[BlueBreegull]

(Just jumped in, sorry if I repeated one)

I'd make a big crater on Earth. Over New Jersey. On accident, of course.
>_>.

WWYDI you suddenly became horribly diseased, and any contact you made with anyone, including loved ones, ever again would sentence them to a horrible death, just like you are doomed to experience very soon?

[Squall722]

Turn everything to gold with my touch, then watch the price of gold plummet until it's worthless.

WWYDI you were the number pi?

[repobanjo]

Confuse people to the infinity.

WWYDI you were Robert Langdon?

[icegod]

I would be very smart

WWYDI you were the game Monopoly?

[Minjo]

I would make a RWP version :p

WWYDI you were Shigeru Miyamoto and you were about to begin a new game called: "Super Mario porn party" XD

I hate it when people jumps posts in forum games :mad:

[icegod]

Look for a new job caus I would surely get fired :D

WWYDI I were your father :eek:

[BanjoSonic]

I would be a good little boy so I won't be shotgunned.

WWYDI if you were a pointless Sonic X character?

[icegod]

I would feel pointless, and try to kill Sonic :cool:

WWYDI you were a mutated monkey? (With a little red hat)

[Minjo]

I think I would ask for a job at Rare :D (They are all weirdos)

WWYDI my post was flaming?

[Squall722]

Attack you rpost in a logical, sequencial manner

WWYDI you were John Galt?

[icegod]

Wear a t-shirt "Who is John Galt", just for the fun of it :p

WWYDI you had two heads?

[Minjo]

Share one with Repo :p (He hasn't logged for a while :( )

WWYDI you were the last boss in TLOZ:TP?

[repobanjo]

Go, "w00t! I m the final bosz0rz f teh bet gam evzr!"

Ewwww, Minjo head.....

WWYDI you were the person who just drank 32 oz. of Snapple iced tea in less a minute (I just did that, and I have no bladder urges or stomach aches!)

[icegod]

Call myself repobanjo :D

WWYDI there was an alien kissing your girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Dragon_Kazooie]

I would shove one of his alien weapons up his extra terrestrial arse. :D

WWYDI you had a gun to Jack Thompson's head?

[DevilBottles]

I wouldn't hesitate. :p

WWYDI you had the opprotunity to "dispose of" anyone without getting into trouble?

[icegod]

Work of the list :cool:

*Takes out list*, let's see, britney spears, men in red t-shirt that allways walks by, the woman who's stalkin Minjo, Minjo himself, and the postman :cool:


WWYDI you found my shotgun?

[DevilBottles]

I'd take out a few people before randomly sticking it back where I found it and blaming lament for the deaths. :p

WWYDI you were the next Grunty's Reject?

[Minjo]

I would be a certain banjo fan, but I would be a nerd.

WWYDI were naked?

[DevilBottles]

I would be a certain banjo fan, but I would be a nerd.

WWYDI were naked?
XD

If I were naked? I'd get my clothes on. What kind of question is that? :p

WWYDI you were only a head?

[repobanjo]

I would get a burlap sack and get myself a body.

WWYDI you were the poor soul who kept on saying "Number 9"?

[DevilBottles]

Make him stand on his head in a church and try to have a conversation with someone very religous. :p (That might take some a while to understand....)

WWYDI you had a bottomless stomach?

[repobanjo]

Eat. Eat. EAT!

WWYDI you were impervious to all pain, insults, and death? You had impervious skin, so you couldn'y break bones, lose it, etc.

[DevilBottles]

Bet Bill Gates Microsoft that I could jump off the Empire State Building without any assitance and still survive and hope he accepts. :p

WWYDI you were trapped in an incredibly dark room with an insane chainsaw murderer (he has his chainsaw) who is incredibly mad at you, and you only have an empty Coke can to defend you. You are stuck in there for an hour, no way out.

[repobanjo]

Well, I would hear the way to avoid him, then throw the Coke Can at him. If that don't work, hope that dying doesn;t hurt.

WWYDI you just happened to be in a locked room with gas filled to the brim in it. Then, you just happened to lose your sence of smell. Then, you just happen to want to light a candle in the room?

[golden jiggy]

I'd hope the gas was good old fresh air.

WWYDI you were prevented from going to sleep for a week?

[Ice Lightning]

Go crazy and think everyone was trying to poisen me. (I heard that happened once)

WWYDI you found out the world was going to end in half an hour and you could save everyone by taking them somewhere but no one believed you about the world ending?

[BanjoSonic]

Go to this somewhere on my own, it's their problem if they die because they didn't believe me.

WWYDI you were sucked into a DVD?

[repobanjo]

Hope it was a Simpsons DVD

WWYDI you were the avatar I have?

[DevilBottles]

I'd avoid hungry fat people, like Homer (why did you change it and make me look stupid? :p)

WWYDI if you were the guy in my avatar? :p

[repobanjo]

Why would burgers avoid shoes?

I would cry, as that's an ugly thing.

WWYDI you were a member of the Deadbeat Club?

[DevilBottles]

I had to edit my post. I posted when your avatar was still a sock. Its edited now. Try again. :p

I wouldn't know what club I was in. :p (Answer to your question)

WWYDI you were never born?

[repobanjo]

( )

I posted the answer. It might take a whole to get it, but I posted an answer.

WWYDI there was atomic lasers falling from the sky (Wheeeerrreeeeee's my ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbreeeeella)?

[DevilBottles]

I'd harness their energy, and use them to end world hunger! (yeah right...)

WWYDI there was an F13 key on your keyboard?

EDIT: Okay, I get it. ;)

[repobanjo]

You mean there isn't? *Checks* Well, I'll be damned......

Well, I guess I would press it, but it would end the world.

Also, you got why I typed "Where's my umbrella?", or was it because of something else? Yeah, nobody will get that.

WWYDI you were a frosted glass?

[DevilBottles]

No, I got your answer to my question.

What IS frosted glass? .... I'd press the F13 key and then I would melt thereafter.

WWYDI WWYDI meant something else?

[repobanjo]

I would state that this whole topic is irrelevant.

WWYDI you were in a battle against the Yellow Submarine?

[DevilBottles]

I'd try spray painting it green, then realize that spray cans don't work well underwater.

in sentences WWYDI were their words ? your jumbled

[Dragon_Kazooie]

Bet Bill Gates Microsoft that I could jump off the Empire State Building without any assitance and still survive and hope he accepts. :p

WWYDI you were trapped in an incredibly dark room with an insane chainsaw murderer (he has his chainsaw) who is incredibly mad at you, and you only have an empty Coke can to defend you. You are stuck in there for an hour, no way out.
Okay, this may be old, but if it's in a dark romm, he can't really see you, and if you evade him softly, he shouldn't hear you because of the chainsaw.

IGNORE THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!