Banjo-Fouro, the return

[cyberen]

(you see a dark mist clouding everything. some figures come into focus, being John Jinjonator, Cyberen, Mumbo BT and Blue Breegull.)

John: what happenned?
Cyberen: If I didn't know better, I'd say whoever is playing this game turned it off, freezing us in suspended animation until the adventure will be attempted again.
Blue Breegull: erm... didn't we have another team member?
Mumbo BT: eekum....I don't know.
John: well It seems the game is coming back into play, and...LOOK!

(the mist clears and the team is on a trail to Grunty's Hideout)

Blue Breegull: oh yeah, we're in Ripoffland, the world that is ripped off of other games!
Cyberen: Let's kick some warty butt, as soon as I remember what our goal is...
Mumbo BT: you know, cyberen, you're the only one in this game that doesn't fit in the B-K/B-T universe.
Cyberen: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

[LeGeNdArYbAnJoEgGs]

i assume that you mean this to be an ongoing story or an RPG. please say it in your post.

[Gold Jinjo]

Originally posted by EnEnDaR
i assume that you mean this to be an ongoing story or an RPG.

Great deduction. Major rocket science, that :rolleyes:


*After about a half-hour of debating Cyberen and John's roles in the Banjo universe, the team went off to Grunty's Hideout... which was, in fact, an ominous cardboard box with the word "Random Object" written on it as an obvious attempt to pass it off as some sort of element of the surrounding terrain that only dead things wouldn't realize didn't fit in. Suddenly, a golden Jinjo appears from behind a rock, holding a turnip in one hand*

Gold Jinjo: Hey... what's up? Who are you guys?

Blue Breegull: Err... we're uhh.. just a random group of people standing next to a... *reads the box*... a "random object".

Gold Jinjo: Oh. I see. You wouldn't happen to be part of King Jingaling's secret service? *hides the turnip behind his back*

John: Err, no.

Gold Jinjo: Phew.

*takes the turnip out from hiding, lights it on fire and throws it in a nearby pond*

By the way, if you're planning on entering that "Random Object", you'd best be in possession of at least 1 jiggy.

Blue Breegull: Why?

Gold Jinjo: I dunno, really. But it says so on that Post-IT note taped to the door of that "Random Object" thing. See... you have to pay attention to detail like that... or else you'll never get anywhere.

*The golden Jinjo then proceeded to skip down a path into a nearby forest singing a song in some sort of made-up language, never to be seen again by anyone in this story ;)*

[John]

So this is a continuation of the story from the old forums? I don't remember much of it. Wasn't Boggy Bear there? Anyway, here goes... I have no idea what to write so I am just going to put whatever the heck pops into my brain and hope it makes sense.
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John: What the-
cyberen: Hey! This is a childrens game! Lets figure out some way to get a jiggy to open the random object that is supposedly Grunty's lair.

**They begin walking back toward a strange light in the distance**

Blue Breegull: Hey! Look! There is a note on the ground over there!
Mumbo BT: That doesn't look like a normal note... It's a half note instead of two eigth notes.

** All of a sudden a grizzly bear pops out with a seagull on it's back. It grabs the note and begins dancing while balancing on a rubber ball.**

John: Who the heck are you?
Bear: I'm Cello, and this is my bird pal Trombone.
cyberen: er... I think we are still a bit close to ripoffland.
Blue Breegull: Lets just get rid of these freaks. Trombone is staring at me kind of funny...

**A thin witch pops out of the bushes with a deranged look on her face.**

Witch: HAHAHA! Cacklezzabella has found you and now you will be subjected to wild tickle torture! blah blah blah and something that rhymes with torture...

**She zooms in on her mop and grabs Cello by the ears taking him very far away.**

John: What the-

**Before he can finish someone else comes**

John: who the heck are you!
???: I'm Jenny the Strongonator... Now where is that witch I'm supposed to pummel... I always seem to be 5 minutes late.
cyberen: This is getting ridiculous...
John: If I tell you where she went will you give us a Jiggy?
Jenny: A jiggerwhatsit? I only have these puzzly thingies... Here take them...

**She tosses the puzzle pieces at the group as a large vat of cement is poured on her head making her into a statue. Two chubby plumbers pass by being chased by fungi as the group just stares.**

John: Lets try those puzzle pieces on that random object before we end up being corrupted by these wackos.

[cyberen]

(that was hilarious)

Cyberen: you've been quiet for a while, Boggy.
Boggy: yeah, that incident back at the china shop is all blurry now. No matter. Let's get to finding Grunty.
John: I know where she is. It's that huge cardboard box.
Boggy: how do you know that?
John: because whenever I walk close to it, (does so) some scary rendition of the RipoffLand theme starts playing.
Mumbo: it like rip-off of Zelda tune.
John: well, we better try to open this door with all the jiggies we got so we can go inside.
(The group resists making comebacks about the obviousness of the statement and takes out all their jiggies)
John: 38....39.....we need 40! where is the 40th!
Blue Breegull: I think it's in my feathers...hold on....*clunk!*
Mumbo BT: I'd rather not know where that came from...

(John lifts up all the jiggies with his massive strength and holds it to the jiggy pedestal. the pedestal glows and all the jiggies glow brighter and brighter, and suddenly all the jiggies fade. A triumphant fanfare sounds as the enormous cardboard box opens it's flaps. to show a hallway of darkness)

Blue Breegull: now it's time to show that warty moron once and for aAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(a trap door opens under all the characters. and they fall expectedly into the darkness. iris out)

[John]

Oh yay! It's 3:30 AM and I am groggily and incoherently continuing the story!
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*They all begin to fall towards the vast pit of darkness below.*

John: Hey! Wait a sec... I'm the Jinjonator... I can fly!

*He proceeds to zoom up towards the trap door...*

THUD!!!

*...but is stopped short as his head slams into the now closed opening. Blue Breegull is hovering nearby. The Jinjonator crashes to the bottom of the area dazed.*

Blue Breegull: That's going to leave a mark... I guess this answers the ever puzzling question of how your little buddies always end up lost or captured without a clue that they could just fly off home.

*Blue Breegull flies down to where the rest of the group is groaning in pain from the fall. They are in a dank metal enclosure with no windows and only a small locked door on the far wall.*

cyberen: Urgh... Well at least we got inside the lair finally...

*Suddenly, the door swings open and two dark figures lumber in.*

???: Lights!

*All of a sudden a bright spotlight appears illuminating the forms of the two very strange looking guys. They looked sort of like Gruntlings, but were dressed in tacky plaid suits and had false grins plastered on their faces. They were making strange squirrely chuckling noises.*

???: I'm your defense attorney Pentzler!
???: and I'm defending Grunty as the Prosecuting attorney Shentzler!

*They began laughing wildly.*

Boggy Bear: What's going on here?
John: This is screwed up. Let us out of here!
Pentzler: Now, now, no time for talking...
Shentzler: The Judge is waiting!

*Before they can say anything they fall through another trap door into a court room.*

[cyberen]

(all 5 group members fall into chairs behind a desk. A spotlight shines on the team and all else is shrouded in darkness.)

A familiar voice: you are brought here today in the case of the five morons vs. the Winkybunion family. How do you plead?

John: hee hee...winkybunion.
Cyberen: where's our attorney? This is a mockery of the judicial system!

(another spotlight shines on the judges podium, with the chair turned away from the heroes.)

Boggy Bear: no background? this is just like Super Mario Sun...

SILENCE!

[Gold Jinjo]

*at that moment, the lawyer Cyberen was asking about walked in the doors. He was a portly fellow, wobbling from side to side about half a metre with every step he took. He looked up at the Judge and started stroking his greasy moustache.*

Lawyer: Oi thinks this should be declared a mistrial, eh wot? These lads dun' know why they're 'ere, like! It's a disgrace ter th' lawr!

Judge Charles Westmanchesterton III: Oi lad, methinks yer roight, old bean. Bailiff, escort these young lads back ter their cardboard box. Mr. Lawyer, 'ow would yer loik a cuppa?

Mr. Lawyer: Oi think tha' be great!

*so everyone was kicked out of the courtroom, as if nothing had ever happened. Oddly enough, the team were given a jiggy for their efforts--or lack thereof, as they just sat there and witnessed that debacle of a courtroom*

Blue Breegull: Well... at least we got a jiggy.

John: But what was the point of all that?

Cyberen: Well... nothing, really. But if there's a rip-off gameshow at the end of this story, we'll need all the information we can get--including that retarded Judge's name.....

[cyberen]

(the team is ushered into a cardboard box, then is sliding away)
Boggy: where are we going now?
John: probably to our death.
Blue Breegull: yeah, that sounds about right.
Cyberen: well, I really don't want to die.
John: oh, I guess that would be bad, huh.

(john uses his jinjonator powers to blast open the box, and knocks the two gruntlings into the lava. for you see, the team finds themselves in......A FIERY ARENA WITH THE HAG 2!")

Mumbo: let's see, lava surrounding us, only bridge out of dungeon has fallen into the lava, and a giant threatening machine on the other end of this arena. uh oh...
Grunty: you have come far, enemies, but it's time you stopped! wow, that wasn't threatening.
John: It's time we kick your butt!
Grunty: 3 butts, actually. Mingy! Blobby! get up here!

(two other hatches open on the monstrous machine and up rises Mingella and Blobbelda.)

Mingy: let's fry their butts!
Blobby: no, let's squash their brains!
Grunty: as you can see, it's 5 against 3. I tell you what: since my sisters are here, we'll play a little quiz while I kill all of you...
Cyberen: my fur is getting singed...
Grunty: SHUT UP! now, if you answer correctly, you get to be pummelled by my weaker siblings.

(frightening music plays)

Grunty: It's time to DIE! There's no way you can defeat me now! And I mean it this time!
Mumbo: what about gameshow?
Grunty: have you seen those sadistic gameshows in Japan? This is like one! Fire!

[John]

Hmmm... I guess I'd better reply so that this one doesn't die like the other ongoing story...
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Boggy: What's a Japan?
Mumbo: Beats me...
Gruntilda: Shut up and get to your podiums!

*They all obey and step into trap filled area. There are rusty spikes, blades, trap doors and various other health detriments around.*

cyberen: Why do we always listen to her at these times instead of beating the crap out of her... I mean, if we aren't behind the podiums her traps can't hurt us, and we have to fight her eventually anyway, right?

*Grunty pulls out a giant book entitled "Rules of the game" by RareWare.

Gruntilda: as it states on page 12433 line 63, "All participants in the quest to stop the witch must take part in a cheesy gameshow at some point and time during the game. If participant refuses to cooperate they will be deleted permanently."

Mumbo: Witch make good argument...
Blobbelda: Hurry this up, or miss lunch I will!

[Mumbo BT]

Gruntilda: So, we'll start with JOHN... so, how many jiggies did you collect so far?

John: Fourt-

Gruntilda: WRONG! You collected fourty-one jiggies, not four!

John: Hold up a sec...

::Grunty starts up a drill above John, but he uses his jinjonater powers and stops the drill::

Grunty: ... Cyberen! How old am I?

Cyberen: OLD...

Grunty: Hmm... that is right.... Bird! What is your name?

Blue Breegul: Blue Breegul... why?

Grunty: Wrong! Your name is Kazooie! Where does blue come from red feathers?

::Blue Breegul flies into the air as a trap door opens on the ground below him::

Grunty: Err whoops, I forgot I was sorta color blind..

Grunty: Mumbo BT! How many worlds are there?

Mumbo BT: Well... 2! The court room and spiral mountain...

Grunty: NOPE!! You haven't been to half of em, thats why!

::an arrow gets fired and hits Mumbo BT's skull::

Grunty: And last... Boggy Bear... How many hags are there?

Boggy Bear: 3, You, Mingy, Blobelda...

Grunty: Wrong! There are 5! You forgot the hag 1 and 2!

::throws a jiggy in Boggy Bear's mouth that chokes him::

::Boggy Bear coughs and spits it back out::

Boggy Bear: I ate a plentiful amount of those, thank god I know how to get em out...

Grunty: Well er... they bypassed all the traps cept Cyberen, who made a good point... well I guess we can battle, then pause and ask questions, and fight again!

::Everyone gets in battle stances and fight for a minute, Grunty stops them all fighting::

Grunty: Okay! Question 1! Do any of you like monopoly?

[cyberen]

Mumbo: no, why?

Grunty: because.....I have "Monopoly, Banjo-Kazooie edition"! Experience all the fun of Monopoly with a B-K twist!

Blobellda: recieve endorsement check you will, but fight we must!

(the podiums blow up and spikes line the arena as the Hag 2 starts to whirr. The 3 hags go back into their machine The group dodge the electric swords that swing around the stadium until Grunty pops out with a notecard.)

Now, who is my dumb lackey?

a.klungo
b.George W. Bush
c.Bhlaab

Cyberen: George W. Bush! Ha ha ha!

Grunty: sorry, that would be wrong. He's not my lackey. I'll fire these rockets at you faster now, since you didn't get it right.

John: I know you want to be funny, Cyberen, but I don't want to die.
Cyberen: then you should probably duck.
John: eh?

(a rocket nails the Jinjonator in the stomach, and he falls on the floor, hurt. He quickly gets up)

Mumbo BT: time for petty differences to be cast aside. We must figure out how to destroy the machine.

Blue Breegull: Look! that cannon arm has some exposed wires! if we get it to aim high enough, we can short out that arm!

Boggy Bear: looks like we found a decoy.

Blue Breegull: WHAT?

[BlueBreegull]

Boggy Bear: Yeah. John'll bee our decoy.
John: Okay, but I vote B_B to be our decoy.
Cyberen: Me too.
Mumbo BT: So do I.
Boggy Bear: Okay, fine, B_B.
B_B: D'oh!
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Grunty: Next question! Breegull! Where did you battle Mingy Jongo?

A. At the top of his fortress
B. In cyberspace
C. In my bathroom

B_B: Ugh...In my bathroom!

Grunty: Wrong!

B_B instantly flies upward, avoids a trap, and perches on a platform near the ceiling.

Grunty: Hey! You can't do that! *Adjusts cannon angle* Sisters! Fire!

The hags all aim their weapons upward. At this point, John, who had been hiding behind them, jumps out and performs some seriously cool karate moves on the weak cannon arms. All of them are broken off, and B_B is quick enough to avoid the cannonfire.

Grunty: Hey! You can't do that either!

Her tank explodes. Grunty, after a few seconds, stumbles back up and discovers her question cards are gone.

Cyberen: Haha! Now maybe we can forget about these stupid quesyions?
Blobby: Right the furry one is. Bad are questions. Good is fighting.
Grunty: Oh...ALRIGHT! Besides, those idiots did play the cheesy game, and the rules never state that the gameshow can't be cancled...so let's fight! Without questions!

[cyberen]

The three sisters run out of the wreckage and fight our heroes to the death.

John slams into Grunty from the air
Mingella fires fireballs at a running Cyberen
Boggy puts the fires out with snowballs stored in his fur
Blobellda throws her cat at Blue Breegull, and misses.
Cyberen goes one-on-one with the cat, while Mumbo BT shields himself from Grunty's dark magic.
The fight continues as The pissed-off cat is thrown back in the face of Blobbelda.
Cyberen:take THAT!
Blobellda: augh! cat scratches!
Boggy: look out John!
John: I'm too fast for you, grunty!
Mumbo BT: must find a way to stop these spells from blowing us all up!
(the fight continues)

[John]

Ack! I'm terrible at battles :P. I had almost made a post before where the cat exploded after being tossed around like a hot potato, but decided against it... I have no idea what to write, but I don't want this to die.
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*The battle rages on. Spells fly, cats screech, and witches get the crap beat out of them.*

Mingella: Combine or powers we must, or beat them we cannot.
Grunty: Too true. Alright Blobby, get over here so I can a form temporary barrier so we can do our spell.
Blobbelda: Yes.

*The witches huddle together and a green light surrounds them. They begin a spell.*

Mingy: Weak we are, we need more power.
Grunty: To kick their butts and reclaim my tower.
Blobby: Witches three combine to one and make those sorry creatures done.

*they begin to glow more brightly*

cyberen: that doesn't sound good...
John: Not good at all.

[cyberen]

The witches pull a lever, raising a gray jinjo in a cage from the HAG2.
Mingy:Reincarnate this jinjo we have, so strength our magic has!
Grunty: It's time we show them all who's boss,
I'll use your intestines as dental floss!

(The glowing sphere surrounding the Hag 2 fires up, and blows a hole in the ceiling straight into the sky.)

Blobbelda: now giant robot we will transform into, so invincible we will be! Oh kitty! Come back to me you have!

Cyberen: I was afraid of that...
John: the cat's not neutered!
Blue Breegull: no, you imbecile, the Hag 2 is transforming into it's final stage, and it's becoming invincible!

(the team look up at the rising robot)

Mumbo BT: Mumbo would help out, if huts were in game....
Cyberen: I have my cardboard boxes! Everyone! we need to go back to all the cardboard boxes I have and get whatever left you can find of my transformation potions! It should be enough to transform the Hag 2 into something vulnerable again!
Boggy Bear: but how do we get out?
Jinjonator John: Blue Breegull! grab Cyberen! I'll grab boggy Bear and Mumbo BT and we'll hopefully fly out of the hole in the ceiling before the Hag 2 fills it up!

(The team climb aboard each other and start flying upwards)

Cyberen: remember, we've been in Frightening Forest, the Superhero City, the Isle Delphino, Paradox plains, Vegetabland, the School of hard Knocks, Ripoffland and the overworld! Split up and search for my boxes! Afterwards, we can spill what's left in...umm......
Boggy: what?
Cyberen: I sorta forgot a magic cannon to aid us....
Mumbo: ho ho ho! Silly norn forget device! I will put it together.....hopefully before grunty's bot becomes so large it will be impossible to defeat!
John: we really should have thought this through.....hey! I can see Jinjo village from here!

[BlueBreegull]

(heehee, I got a great ending for this, only I can't use it just yet...)

The group splits up and, near completion of the transformation, round up the potions and the cannon. They re-enter the fiery arena, which happens to be located in the crater of a volcano.
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Cyberen: Quick now! We have to hook up this cannon and use the potions on the bot before it reaches-
Grunty: TRANSFORMATION COMPLETED!!!
Cyberen: completion?... Crap! Now the potions are useless!
B_B: We are in deeep sh-
Blobby: FIRE CANNON!!!

Everyone avoids being fried by a hair... except Mumbo BT, who is reduced to a blinking pile of ash.

Everyone: MUMBO BT!!!
Mingy: Hahaha!!! Looks like your friend got a new look!
Boggy Bear: Don't worry about him! We can restore him with Grunty's B.O.B. machine later! For now, we have to concentrate on the robot! We can still use the cannon, right?
Cyberen: Right. I'll hook up the cannon, but I still need some protection.

The group avoids the huge cannon gun again.

Blobby: Cannon gun bites dust it does! Need more power we do!

The Hag3 begins to fire hundreds of lasers while it charges up its cannon gun again

B_B: Cyberen, I can protect you using my platinum feathers.
Cyberen: Platinum...?
B_B: Yeah, that's right. Tell you bout 'em later, just START HOOKING IT UP!

B_B starts using the feathers. A really trendy remix of the banjo theme song starts playing, and B_B runs over to cover Cyberen and the cannon from gunfire. John and Boggy
Bear keep running and flying around to avoid being shot.

B_B: Can't you hook up that dumb cannon any faster? I only have 30 more seconds worth of feathers!
Cyberen: I could if you weren't playing that corny music of yours!
B_B: Just hurry, alright?

Cyberen frantically inserts tube 'a' into tube 'b'

Mingy: Guns are not good enough! Dispatch robo minions we must!
Grunty: I must agree with you on that one, sis. After they're all fried, I gotta take a Pill! Cuz' Ima getting a headache.

Robo minions start rushing into the room

Cyberen: Aha! Just two more seconds-

ZAP! The canon cyberen was building gets destroyed by a robo minon.

Cyberen:...Nothing can express my severe anger right now...

Roaring and screaming, Cyberen takes off to beat up the robo minion.

John: How's it going?
B_B: AWFUL! The cannon got fried!!!
Boggy: What?!?! Were doome-

Boggy gets fried by a laser

John&B_B: BOGGY!
B_B: We're doomed for sure! We can't win against them now!

John:...wait. The transformation potions. We can use them on ourselves!!!
B_B: Brilliant! You genius, John!

...glug glug glug... the group consumes the transformation potions, and turn into improved versions of themselves! B_B is transformed into Sapphire Breegull!

John: We may just be able to turn the tables now...
S_B: Heehee! cool! Super powerfully is fun!

[cyberen]

Cyberen: that was a short narration, considering it took us all 4 hours to get the potions from the farthest reaches of the Isle o Hags.
Jinjonator: just shut up and drink the potion, Cyberen.
Cyberen: can do.
(Cyberen drinks the potion and transforms into a more wolf-looking norn with lighning streaks)
Cyberen: if anyone says "Super Saiyan" I will kill you.
John: I'll take Boggy's share, considering he's toast.

[BlueBreegull]

Originally posted by cyberen
Cyberen: that was a short narration, considering it took us all 4 hours to get the potions from the farthest reaches of the Isle o Hags.
Jinjonator: just shut up and drink the potion, Cyberen.
Cyberen: can do.
(Cyberen drinks the potion and transforms into a more wolf-looking norn with lighning streaks)
Cyberen: if anyone says "Syper Saiyan" I will kill you.
(Boggy takes a swig or two, transforming him into a bright snowball bear beast)
Boggy: good thing these potions were already charmed to "super" mode, now I'm twice the polar bear! I could probably cool us all down...including the crater!

(I'm waiting for John to reply)

Psst...I beleive Boggy is fried. Maybe I wasn't specific enough...but he is outta the fight for now.

[cyberen]

corrected. let us delete the last 2 posts.

[Mumbo BT]

Mumbo BT appears to be in the middle of nowhere as he wonders where the heck he is

Mumbo BT: What on earth happened to me?
the area turns into a theatre, with the camera facing the witches cannon

The cannon fires and then:

**CRUNCH**

Mumbo BT: Oh... now I think I remember. There's oughta be a way out of this... umm, dimension/realm/netherworld.

Just then he spots a pedestal with his staff neatly placed on it

Mumbo BT: Hey...

Just when Mumbo BT is about to pick up the staff, 3 other clones appear. One of Mingy Jongo, one of Jumbo BT(rip off guy), and the last Jongo Mingy(rip off guy #2).

All: That's MY staff!

Mumbo BT: We'll have to settle this in an unarmed combat!

After a long time, the 4 realize they really suck without their staves and realize they aren't hurting each other

Mingy Jongo: I felt embarrased being defeated by Banjo-Kazooie, but THIS! This is even more embarassing!

Jumbo BT: Then that only means...

Each glare into each other's eyes.

Mumbo BT takes his mask off and throws it at Jumbo BT and knocks him out, MJ and JM run towards the pedestal and knock both the pedestal and staff down. The two fight for some more, while Mumbo BT sneaks in and steals the staff.

Mumbo BT: Suckers!

Mumbo BT enchants some spell and takes control of the 3 mumbo's, he then opens up a portal and appears back into the battlefield with the rest of the group.

Mumbo BT: Shamen army! Advance!

Mumbo BT waves his wand towards the witches as the 3 charge over to them

[BlueBreegull]

Um... I don't get it. :( Can you please help this poor uneducated being understand what is going on? :(

[cyberen]

I think Mumbo BT was somehow blown into another area or dimension due to the magic Grunty was firing, and the alternate universe was similar except for the curtains and such....
ah hell.....

TAKE 2!

[Mumbo BT]

bah! I have no clue what was running in my head, maybe I'll edit it later or something

[BlueBreegull]

So...um...back in the other fictional dimention...I do not believe John is up to posting, so I'll just continue the story so it does't die like a kitty in a microwave.
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John: Bottoms up...

John becomes a shiny golden hue...he is now John the Jinjomaterminator!!!

S_B: Let's kick some hag butt! Man, that was not by any means original...

Insert cool rock music as John, Cyberen, and S_B turn the robo minions into scattered nuts and bolts.

Blobby: Oh no! Toast are our minions! Increase difficulty we must!
Mingy: But we cannot! Already we have used invincible giant robot, large cannon, guns, and robo minions! We have nothing yet to use!
Grunty: Oh quit your yacking you ugly fools, we've still got some hefty tools! Our lasers with eventually crisp each one, and then the world is ours to shun!
Blobby: Nice rhyme.

John: We've taken out all of the robo minions, but we still have the Hag3 to worry about!
Cyberen: Hm. If we could plug up that giant cannon with something...

Just then a portal opens, and out steps Mumbo BT, leading MJ, JM, and JBT.

Cyberen: Wtf?
Mumbo BT: Shamen army! Advance!

The shamen army wave their wands at the Hag3...nothing happens.

Blobby: I thought you were told already! This bot is invincible!
Grunty: Wait a sec...is that Mingy Jongo down there?

Jumbo BT is fried by a laser. (By the way, as B_B, John, and Cyberen are powered up, the lasers only deal minor damage to them.)

S_B: Mumbo BT! What's going on here?
Mumbo BT: Uh, I came back from the dead, and put these guys under my control-
Mingy Jongo: Not forever, though!
MBT: Huh?
MJ: I mean you spell doesn't least forever, fool!

Mingy Jongo pulls out his electic staff from nowhere.

MJ: And now the world will be mine!
Grunty: But the world was supposed to be ours!
Klingo: Andthhhhh minetttthhhh thhooo!

Klingo walks into the arena. Remember him? He too wanted world domination.

Grunty: Klingo, you cheating prat, why do you have to be such a brat? I was paying you to do my biding-
Mingy Jongo: Shut up, fools!

Mingy Jongo plugs his finger into an outlet in the Hag3 and takes control. Using it, he fries Jimby Mongo...or whatever his name was.

MJ: Muahahahaha!

John: NOW what do we do?
S_B: Plug up the cannon.
Mumbo BT: *dodges laser* using what?
S_B: *Points at Klingo* Him.
Cyberen: Yes! Let's get him!
Klingo: Hunh?

Klingo is swarmed by several angry protagonists. After being smacked several times, S_B grabs him in his talons, flies up high, and shoves him into the cannon's arm

Grunty: Uh, sisters, this may hurt if Mingy Jongo decides to fire the cannon again!
Mingy: Eek!
Blobby: Abandon ship!
Cat: MREOW!
Klingo: Uh-oh!
Mingy Jongo: MUAHAHAHA! FIRE!!!!





KABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!

The laser cannon, after being plugged up, fries Klingo and blows up the entire robot. Mingy Jongo, who was still plugged into the Hag3, is electrocuted by the robot (in other words, dead.) And the witches, who were in the robot, each get blown into little dust piles. S_B, John, and Cyberen each took cover during the explosion by the aid of Mumbo BT's magic.


Cyberen: I...guess it's all over.

Grunty: Not yet! I-er...wait a sec.

The group move over to Grunty, who is now a talking pile of ashes next to two other piles of ashes.

Grunty: Ugh...can't...swing...fist...I've got no fist! Oh darn it. It seems I've been defeated once again.
Blobby: Stinks this does...
Grunty: Do not despair! I've been blown up, buried, and now cremated. I've died many times, yet somehow I always came back again. You hear that Blue Breegull, John, Cyberen, Mumbo BT, and even Boggy Bear! I'll come back to get you again! I will! You'll never be safe agaaaiin...

Cyberen bottles up the three witches into a potion bottle.

Cyberen: I'll make sure they don't come back anytime soon.
John: Whoah! I feel all tingly...

Cyberen, John, and B_B return to normal.

B_B: Well, we have beaten the game now! I love this part!
John: Not yet. Remember Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooty! They're still locked up in those cages back at Grunty's tower! And Spiral Mountain is still zombiefied! And we still have to restore Boggy Bear!
Cyberen: Right! Let's role the credits while we restore everything with the BOB.

Credits music. http://www.fcmidi.com/midi/bt_credits.mid


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T. Stamper
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Boggy Bear: Finally! Spiral Mountain back to normal, BK and Tooty saved, and Mingy and Grunty both incinerated. This calls for a celebration!
Mumbo BT: You're right! I'll start up the grill! We'll have a party!

And so our story (that was started over a year ago) comes to a close. Our heroes lived happily ever after. The end.

[cyberen]

I shall now post a group portrait of this game on this thread in a little while.

nice ending.

[BlueBreegull]

Yeah. It was a really cool game. Does anyone still remember much of it? I do. The WHOLE thing. Every part. I think.

[cyberen]

me too. Remember when I was worshipped as a god and then Boggy usurped my throne? Ha!

Remember when we were in school??

[BlueBreegull]

Yeah. One of us (I think me) beat up that one fat kid.

And the time...uh...that one parrot inside the Clanker Clone blew up after leading us even farther into the maze?

[John]

I'm back! I had to work on some essay things.

Yay, we finally have closure! It went really well I think.

All my memories of this RPG before the forum change are mixed up with all the previous RPGs I was in at the same time.

Things I remember:

-Mingy Jongo's castle rising up out of Spiral Mountain.
-I can't remember exactly when Banjo and Kazooie were kidnapped although I do remember them being sent to another dimension in a cage during the first battle with the witches after we found out that they were behind bringing Mingy back.
-After we were in there for a while Grey Jinjo burst in on a motorcycle and joined for a short time I think... Fiver was there for a little bit too...
-I remember a Jungle level where there was a talking snake and stuff and we went to some sort of Disco place.
-I believe we also ended up in a large house where a giant was a boss or something? I think I remember because we had encountered like a tiger named Tigra or something and it ended up being his... This might have been from another RPG altogether.
-I think I remember a world of robots...
-I do remember the school world with that evil Principal if only vaguely. If I remember right at one point some of us were crawling through some sort of ventilation shafts in it...
-Wasn't there a world where everything was just really strange and messed up? Like the inhabitants were all crazy or something?

I don't really remember many specifics. I'm not even sure if half those things even happened... Someone refresh my memory... There were some points in which people split up so I probably don't remember some parts that I wasn't in...

[BlueBreegull]

Yeah, you got alot of stuff down. Lets see...

Mingy Jongo's Castle rising out of Spiral Mountain...
That scary forest where I made my appearance being chased by bees...
Grey Jinjo beating the sh*t outta that one monster in the cave lol...
METAL jiggies...
That robot world...
*Does not compute*...
Getting caught in that spider web...
Fooshy, the blue tiger...
Running through the maze being chased by fooshy...
Paradox Plains...
That lying martian...
The police man and the burglar...
uh...
That superhero city...
The Green Dragon Villian...
The townspeople turning into robots or whatsit...
Getting eaten by that clanker robot thingie...
The parrot leading us even farther into the maze, and blowing up lol...
School of Hard knocks...
That fat kid...
Detention in that room...
Crawling in the vents, falling into the cafeteria...
The haunted music room...
The evil principle beating Boggy Bear with a chair and getting arrested lol...
Fighting MJ in cyberspace...
Riding the clicker/remote controller into the cyber demention (or whatever it was) lol...
That vegetable place...
Me being a blue feathered pumpkin and Boggy being a white potato lol...
uh...
Boggy and Cyberen getting worshipped lol...
That rotten plant thingie...
The vegetable/meat war...
That beach place...
Klingo...
Boggy getting captured by that manta ray (I think) and ending up at Dolphic Island, and replacing Mario...
Eating WAY to many steaks and BBQ sauce lol...
That surfer guy...
One of us (I forget who) being used as a surf board to race that surfer person lol...
erm...
Rip off land...
Me getting po'd at that salesperson, beating him up and chasing him through the town until I flew into a bilboard...
Ending up in court...
Boggy getting a sentance of about 400 years in jail for some reason...
Fooshy saving us somehow...
The shop where we got hypnotised into breaking things...
Forum getting closed...
And then this.

Wow. REALLY long game. Really cool though. I liked it.

[Grey Jinjo]

::joins in::

Alright now I'll just continue the story and...oh...wait...its over? BAH. What a fine time I've chosen to sign up. =P.