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Kablamooie

17th January 2006, 08:54 PM

Yeah, so I've decided to make another forum RPG with a plot that's kind of like Shadow the Hedgehog's. If you want to join, then make sure to read all of this information:

Story
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For years the RWP had lived in peace. There were no wars, few fights, pretty much peaceful all around. Sadly, as we all know, peace can only last for so long. I mean, nobody would have ever thought that P.o.t.O would leave the RWP and form his own army. And nobody would have ever thought that lamentofgrunty, an RWP outcast, would create race of a new type of being named "Spamiard". But, with three different armies out there, it seemd that it would be only a matter of time before a war broke out. And that it did.

Leaders
If you want to join, you have to post who your leader is in your profile. The leaders that you can choose from are:
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Ice Mario (Alignment: Pure Good) If Ice Mario is your leader, than your race is RWPer, a new type of human that is a cross between human and technology. They are mostly fighting against P.o.t.O, but some are fighting lamentofgrunty.

P.o.t.O. (Alignment: Semi-Evil) If P.o.t.O is your leader, than your race is Phantom. Phantoms wear white opera masks that can also be used as boomerangs and meat-slicers. They have the ability to fly, teleport, and use magic.

lamentofgrunty (Alignment: Pure Evil) If lamentofgrunty is your leader, than your race is Spamiard. They're kinda short, have green eys, and are super tough. However, they aren't too bright.

Joining
If you want to join, you have to post your profile, which must contain the following:
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Name: Either use your username, or make one up.

Age: How old are ya'?

Gender: Are you a male or a female?

Leader: Who's your leader?

Alignment: This tells how good (or evil) you are. The alignments are as follows: Pure Evil, Semi-Evil, Normal, Semi-Good, Pure-Good.

Personality: This descricbes your character.

Weapon(s): What weapons do you have? You can start out with three.

Gear: Do you have any...um..."accessories"? You can start out with five.

We'll have 7 members, no more. I'll join as an 8th member:

Name: Kablamooie

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Leader: P.o.t.O.

Alignment: Semi-Evil

Personality: Kablamooie only fights for P.o.t.O. because P.o.t.O. told him that if he did, he would get the secrets to his past. Kablamooie can't remember anything from the past five years, you see.

Weapon: :confused: Spam Reaver: This is a weapon that Kablamooie found while exploring. It's a great sword, but he's been seeing P.o.t.O. eyeing it hungrily.

Gear: :) Black Opera Mask: A special mask given to him by P.o.t.O. It gives him the power of invisibilty.

:mazza Icy IM Shoes: Kablamooie found these while in the mountains. They have the initails IM on the side, they never melt, and they allow him to slide at super
speed.

:mad: Spam Bracelet: Kablamooie found this near the house of some guy named mario_bob. Kablamooie doesn't know what it does, but it smells like spam, and it won't come off his wrist.

So, once we get seven more members, we can start!

dmoss

17th January 2006, 09:11 PM

This sounds like fun! I've never done an RP before, but I'm willing to finally try!

Name: dmoss

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Leader: Ice Mario

Alignment: Pure Good

Personality: dmoss found the RWP nearly a year ago. His new-found love for the RWP has led to his immence commitment to it. He feels that it is his duty to uphold what is good, right, and Banjo-related in the forums.

Weapon(s): Sword of Justice: dmoss has been wielding this since his first run-in with P.o.t.O.'s army. With it, he is able to punish those that don't love justice, and those who get away with things, like posting spam, unnoticed.

Gear: Belt of Truth: dmoss picked this up at a local General Store. It was the last one in-stock, but he feels that perhaps there are several more running around. This belt allows dmoss to see into the minds of the Spamiards.

repobanjo

17th January 2006, 10:25 PM

I shall be in this, too.

Name: Reapobanjo

Age: Unknown to all but him (14)

Gender: Male

Leader: lament (!!!!!! Just for this RP, it needs to get interesting.)

Alignment: Pure Evil

Personality: A Grim Reaper with the striking resemblance to Banjo. Strikes death to people, and was a good friend of dmoss before he betrayed him. Of course, dmoss does not know of the betrayal....yet.

Weapon(s): Sgt. Pepper Scythe: A tye-dye scythe that shoots out psycadelic beams. Can only be activted by saying the secret password (Sgt. Pepper, Paul is Dead!). Also, can drug people. Don't forget the stabbing part.

Gears: Unlabeled Pill Bottle. Some pills Reapo found in the mountains. Leathal, but useful. Reapo turns Hulk-esque, and goes on a rampage. Can not listen to commands, and wears off in 30 minutes. Mix with Snapple for psycedelic effects. Reapo then turns rainbow, and he is resistant to pain. Sees things that aren't there, too.

Engulfment: Something given by lament. Turns you in to SPAM, and can kill people. Lasts for about 10 minutes.

Ninja Snafu Fubar: Given to him on a different adventure, he can use it to turn in to either a Barell Ninja, Matrix Ninja, Stone Ninja, or Drunken Monkey. Can change his element, too.

Contact: Reapo found a cellphone that he can use to call his Worm buddies. Translation is rough, but they could help him out by giving him things. Takes a while to get, and their inventory is limited at first Expands later on.

Minjo

17th January 2006, 10:51 PM

I'll join but I won't be so very active because I have other things to do... :)

Name: Zkell

Age: 13 (14 soon :) )

Gender: Male

Leader: Ice Mario

Alignment: Semi-Good

Personality: Zkell is a shady and mysterious character in the RWP story. He once was friended of a grimm reaper and the phantoms, but the golden years ended when a terrible creature created the Spamiards. Now Zkell only wants revenge for what Reapo did to him and dmoss... will Zkell manage to bring peace to the forums and kill the phantoms and Spamiards?

Weapon: Skelleton's Club: This weapon has a high power but a slow speed rating, it was given to Zkel when he borned, and he mastered this weapon as well.

Gear: :mazza Ice Glass: A lent with the power to see the future in your eyes, it's broken so Zkell can only see a few minutes after the present (great for checking what attack comes next!)

:mad: Jeff's amulet: Not sure what it does, but rumors say it once was used by the Spamiards to create fake copies of monsters and confuse the enemies (Zkell gained it after killing a Spamiard mayor)

:) Smiley mask: Zkell robbed it from a sunken chest in the Phantom Seas, it will give you courage to continue your battle before you faint...

(I guess everything's right and we can begin) :)

IDEA:

:) > weapon/gear from the phantoms
:mazza > weapon/gear from the RWPers
:mad: > weapon/gear from the Spamiards

RareBK

17th January 2006, 11:28 PM

Name: Zeos

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Leader: Ice Mario :mazza

Alignment: Semi-good

Personality: Will hold grudges, intelligent and heroic!

Weapon(s): Zero-one :) : A sword capable of cutting through the toughest of armour. Calls opon the powers of each of the hand based weaponry\/\/. Found at the altar of Shrein.

Holy Fist :mazza: A superpowerful short-range glove sends out a holy shockwave sending all around flying when punching. Right hand, given to him when he destroyed a base containing some very powerful weapons.

Lament Claw :mad: : a claw that can rip creatures to smithereens. Left hand. Found when he killed a spamiyard.

Gear: Armour of the leaf. Given to him by his ancestors.

Minjo

18th January 2006, 02:07 AM

Can we begin now? ;)
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Welcome to a timeless space... the source where the eternity of the universe sleeps within... I don't know what the heck I just said... but you just entered... the RWP mother ship!!!

Zkell: Well I guess it's up to you to finish this broken bionic-arm, dmoss!

Dmoss: Can we ever rest? Since our master, IceMario, left... everything has become war, orders, work, war, and more work...

Zeos: And he never told us where did he went to! Is that fair?

Zkell: Now calm guys! Ice has gone to a secret mission to "try" a few diplomacy tricks into P.o.t.o's army, the phantoms

Zeos: The phantoms? But I thought they were a group of savage freaks...

Dmoss: According to this computer, the phantoms are somehow weak against mind-control, they have a high amount of magic and stuff, but they can't stand a second when someone else peeks on their minds... amazing!

Zkell: The only question I really have is... how is Ice going to control the phantom's minds?? I even heard they have an elite soldier named Kablooie or something...

Dmoss stands up from his chair and he searches through a nearby bookcase, he takes a book called "The Universe Creatures", and then he searches a method to learn mental control

Zeos: You did not find anything right?

Dmoss: Unfortunately... nope... but I found Ice may be using a method of something else to...

Suddenly a message appears in the computer's screen, and it seems it comes from Ice Mario!

Computer: Help...ease...power...one...forever...

Zkell: What the...?? Ice is in danger!!!

Zeos: Wait! The computer hasn't finished yet!

Computer: ...spamiards...came...fast...P.o.t.O...kidnapped.. .me...too...lament...spamiards...S.....T........O. .......P.........D......................A......... ...NG.............ER!!!!!!....

Transmission ends

Dmoss: Oh no!!! the evil Spamiard's leader "lamentofgrunty" has captured both P.o.t.O and Ice Mario!!!

Zeos: Yay for Mr. Obvious...

Zkell: We need to do something! For them!

Dmoss: Err? You want to save P.o.t.O too? Talk about weird...

Zkell and everyone walk to the mothership's operative room, only to find that there are several spamiard goblins trying to break the ship's circuits and important stuff!

Dmoss: Guess we need some pwndership here... right guys?... guys? *looks back and forth*

A goblin scratches Dmoss eyes and he gets captured by them, it seems all the 3 RWPers got captured by the Spamiards... and they're all taken to another spaceship...

Goblin 1: poo

G2: w/e tehehehe

G3: I leik to spam teh rwp rofl

G1: lets brng those rast to lamanets quarters!!!!1111

G2: I leik teh idea lol

G3: Ok so we heed 2 Sanjevoof planat...

In just a few seconds, all the 3 RWPers got captured without noticing it! Anything can happen to them now that they're going to be taken to Sanjevoof, the spamiards home land

Zkell (inside jail): Take me out of here!!! (I have the bad feeling lament is behind all of this)

Zeos: This is war...

machanist

18th January 2006, 05:08 PM

yay my first rpg
i must warn you,
this guy is pretty futuristic, i hope that is ok.

Name: machanist

Age: unknown, possibly somewhere between 12 and 15

Gender: male

Leader: lament

Alignment: pure evil -yeah, you know it-

Personality: a child of absolute evil, more machine than man, twisted and robotic, who runs a robot factory making evil robots to take over the world.
lament used to be partner with him, untill to get himself out of jail he revealed the whereabouts of machanist and his factory, and it got shut down temporarily.
machanist still wishes to avenge to lament, but is still under the partner contract and owes lament.-long story-

Weapons: 1. built in flamethrower in one of his arms.

2. electrotool: a powerfull electrical welder that he carries, can be used to stun or kill, requires lots of electricity. batteries not included.

3. not so much a weapon, a robot bodyguard/slave who follows him, carries a normal assault rifle, nothing special.

Gear: can talk to devices others can't usually.

repobanjo

18th January 2006, 06:49 PM

Minjo

18th January 2006, 07:05 PM

Yeah I know :(
We need 2 more players (I guess we're okay with machanist in, right?)

The chances of another member may be good... but 2 more seems a bit difficult

Kablamooie

18th January 2006, 10:19 PM

All we need is one more member. They can join later. Until then, I'll start the story for P.o.t.O.'s army...

Welcome to Dramapolis, the land of all things opera. However, things are not well there. I mean, come on, there's a war going on! How good can things get?

In the Big Opera House, a huge explosion occurs. Shortly after, Kablamooie walks out, stepping over some dead RWP members that came with Ice Mario. Then, all of a sudden, P.o.t.O. appears in the form of a big opera mask.

P.o.t.O.: What did you do that for, you traitor?!?

Kablamooie: What?!? I did what you told me to do! The Spamiards are dead, aren't they?!?

P.o.t.O.: Yes, but look at our Opera House! It's ruined!

Kablamooie: You know, I don't really give a crap about your stupid opera house! I'm just doing what you told me! Remember: "Destroy all RWP members, and the secrets to your past will be revealed."

P.o.t.O.: You knew that our opera house was our most sacred area! You destroyed it on purpose!

Kablamooie: WHY DON'T YOU JUST BACK OFF?!?!?!?

P.o.t.O.: I appears that I need to remind you who you're fighting for.

P.o.t.O. charged at Kablamooie. All went black, and as Kablamooie screamed, he could hear P.o.t.O. laughing.

A Few Hours Later...

Kablamooie: Wha... What happened?

???: ha ha he no reamimber nuttingh

???: lol tahts's funndy

Kablamooie: Um... what?

repobanjo

18th January 2006, 10:49 PM

I shall start the pledge allegiance to lament.......(note: This is happening at the same time as kablamooie's, so the end will tie with his.)

Reapobanjo was the king of the 70th dimension, the best of them all. There was never any wars, and everyone was happy. That is, untill, the Spamiards took him away. They brought him to their base camp on the 56th dimension, planet Quetzel, in the Zabar sector. Nobody would find them there. Tha's where lament had shown Reapo the power of dark and spam. Reapo became evil, the most evil in the world. More evil then lament, more evil then that cyber guy near him. Pure dark. He destoryed the base camp, and nearly killed lament. He hates everypne now, and plans to kill his leader. Of course, that will take a while.

Reapo: Grrrr. How will I escape from everyone? I hate that jerk lament, and I could rule the world much better without him.......

lament: yu1! re!po go swap teh d3ck dna igev em a cokie. i rulez0rz.

Reapo: Shut. The hell. Up. I am going to run away very soon, and destruy this whole planet. In fact, I am going to destroy every dimension with my own frickin' bar hands! I shll rule, and nobody will stop me!!!!!!!

lament: lol rofl.you cant d0 tat.

Reapo: Roffle? I don't understand! Just go away, as I have set up the bombs. I'll start my own army!!!!!

lament: nooooooooo.

Reapo had left, and lament was just standing there like an idiot. The explosions went off, and destroyed the planet. Since lament was made of SPAM, he absorbed it. Reapo was the undead, so he couldn't die.

Reapo: Just get away from me!!!!

lament: teh unt. beins oooooh look a guy lets go take him!

Lament kidnaps kab and starts to negotiate with him. Reapo needs to hide from lament and rule alll of space.

Reapo: Now for dmoss and Zskell! Whahahahahhahahahahhahahah!
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Is it OK that I left them? I am still evil and will still kill the others, just I would go insane if I had to live with him.

Minjo

19th January 2006, 01:04 AM

[occ: OK I'm suposing you destroyed the base camp, right? Because if you destroyed the planet there wouldn't be a Sanjevoof where the RWPers could be taken to XD]
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Several things where happening at the same time, there was this problem in the Opera House, and Repo even tried to kill his leader, lament. Meanwhile, the RWPers are taken prisioners into Sanjevoof, the spamiards home land.

Dmoss(in jail): What now???

Zkell: I just remember this stupid goblin scratched my face, then all was just plain dark...

Zeos: I know they're taking us to Sanjevoof, they say there's a doom-style prision over there

Dmoss: Doom-style? Now that is crazy!

The trio begins to worry about their future, until the Dmoss come with a great idea

Dmoss: What if I use my Belt of Truth and see throught the goblins minds?

Zeos: Nice idea!

Zkell: Just remember they just fart *smiles menacely*

Dmoss: Shut up Zkell... now I need to concentrate *makes rare noises while taking his belt*

Oddly, they can now hear what the spamiard goblins are saying... like they were right there!

Goblin 1: no non ur nly meakin tihgs worse

G2: come here n tell me whut 2 do mothar... *beep*...er

G3: stop now duds! ur boht makin my heed hurt...

G1: Im just sharin my opinoin, so don flame me plz

G2: Ur opinion suxs! LMAO

In the middle of the "amazing" conversation of the noobish spamiard goblins, the RWPers have a little chat

Zkell: Gross!

Dmoss: Dude... those idiots are seriosly making me nervous...

Zeos: From their tone I can guess, they are having another of their stupid flamewars, it's a common thing that happens with the spamiards

Dmoss: If we could just listen to what they're trying to do with us... I would eat a cookie

Zkell: *gives cookie to dmoss* You'll eat it soon... they are already spliting the beans...

As dmoss eats his cookie, the goblins are already planning what to do next

G2: lol we shoul eat em

G1: ass

G3: w/e lets call mario bob

repobanjo

19th January 2006, 01:38 AM

I destroyed the whole planet. The planet I destroyed was a whole different planet in a whole different dimension. Speaking of which.....

Reapo decides to go to Sanjevoof, the Alcatraz of the 7th dimension. There he shall kill all of the prisoners and guards to show his power. He enters, and nearly decimates half of the prison. He reachs the second half, but then he sees something strange.

Reapo: ZSkell? Dmoss? Zeos? Is it really you guys? I've been looking all over for you! (To kill you you....)

Dmoss: We found him! Hooray, we can get out of here!

ZSkell: No! He is evil. He has betrayed me before, et away from him!

Reapo: I have double-crossed the bad guys, and.....SGT. PEPPER SCYTHE (said really fast)!!!!!!!

Scythe: Picture yourself in a boat on a river..........

Zeos: Wha??? *faints*

Dmoss: What....are you ....doin...?

ZSkell: You....tricked....uuuususuuuusssssss.........

Reapo: Yes! I can now rule the world with these brats out of the way! To my lair!

Reapo takes them all oand brings them to a room in his lair that is impossible to get out of. They need to cross the seven perils toexit, but they will never get passed the first one, as no one has ever done it.

Reapo: You should be awake, so welcome to my lair! You must cross the seven perils to exit, but you never will! Ha Ha!

Zeos: Oh Yeah? We can probably finish the first one without trouble. Bring it on!

Reapo: You shall never! Here is the first task.

A record player comes up with a record they can not see. They are each given ear phones, and there is surround sound all over the room. The track plays, and the horror begins.
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Here's how it goes now. You must all have to find out what the song "Revolution 9" is like, and listen to it. Creepy song, huh? Your character will have to listen to it 9 times in a row. No breaka, and with suround sound and headphones. I know I would go insane.

BKSonic1234

19th January 2006, 02:12 AM

There's one more space, right? I guess I'll join. It's my first RPG, okay?

Name: BKSonic.

Age: 11.

Gender: Male.

Leader: Ice Mario.

Alignment: Semi-Good.

Personality: His name comes from the characters the RWP was made for, so long ago. BKSonic fights for Ice Mario, but he was on Lament's side long ago. He commited a crime against Lament, and was going to be executed, when Ice Mario and some RWPers invaded Sanjevoof, and saved him. He owed his life to Ice, and learned the ways of the RWP, and swore to get his revenge on Lament.

Weapon: Ice Blade. A sword made from Ice. It can never melt, and the only thing that can destroy it is another Ice Blade. BKSonic found it on the ship back to the RWP base.

Gear: :mazza Banjo Backpack: A backpack just like the ancient Bear's. It has endless pockets, and can hold anything. It can also be swung at enemies as a weapon.

:) Phantom Boots: A pair of boots Sonic found while on a mission against P.o.t.O. They have the ability to turn the wearer into a P.o.t.O warrior for 5 minutes.

:mad: ROFL Belt: A belt given to Sonic when he was with Lament. It lets out a blood-curtling laugh that freezes everyone except the wearer for a couple minutes.

machanist

19th January 2006, 03:54 AM

meanwhile
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machanist is rebuilding the once great robot factory, most of it now is just scrap

machanist: trying to navigate a robot holding large machinery : no, no left, no right, oh just put it......

ringing,
turns on the phone
a screen apears with lament

machanist: YOU, you destroyed my factory, my life.

lament: lol u n0 contrc7

machanist: stupid contract, well, what the hell do you want?

lament: da plAn3t blu uP
w3 n33d 2 g3t repobanjo

machanist: now where have i heard that before, i thought he was captured?

lament: n0 he escpd

machanist: what do i have to do with this?

lament: u n33d 2 fnd him
qwikly
n33d al h3lp i can g3t

another screen pops up

machanist and lament: what now/wot n0w

spaminoid: prisnus escpd

s2: -buuurp- u fat

giggling

lament: loks lik u n33d 2 get thm

machanist: where can i find them?

lament: repobanjo!

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i hope that was ok, that was my first rpg
just a longer intro

Minjo

19th January 2006, 07:23 PM

Surrounding repo's prision, lament and his fellow spamiards (including machanist) were about to blow up the entire place! This way lament would be master of the universe or something... however, Kablamooie was still kidnaped and he already planned his attack...

lament: kk n0w were raedy 2 blow up tihs plase

machanist: If I do this you'll give me back my factory?

lament: not xActly but ill s33 whut can i do, n0w i nly n33d to teak my revange at repo's

machanist: What about this kidnaped elite phantom soldier over there? Why do you have him?

lament: none of ur buisness lets atta3k now!!!

Various spamiards begin to attack Repo's lair, and he automatically notices this...

Zkell: *listens to Revolution 9* Son of a...!!! I hate your damn music repo!!!

Repo: Hahahahaha! You see? I told you, you won't get past the first peril!!!

Dmoss: My ears!! They hurt!

Zeos: We need to survive people!

Suddenly the first explosion is heard!!! The RWPers think the explotion was inside the music, but only Repo notices his lair is being attacked!

*CRASH!!!* *KABOOM!!!* *OMG!!!*

Repo: What the...? Stupid! That idiot of my "leader" is attacking us! I won't tolerate this!

Zeos: Argghhhh! My head is already hurting!!

Repo: I better escape this place before lament comes in! *gets inside a spaceship*

lament: tiem 4 a SPAM bomb!!!!111

machanist: a spam bomb? that's insane! It can even destroy us!!! You asshole!

lament: me dont car!!! n0w trow teh bomb thingamajig!

spamiard: comin a bomb mast3r!

lament: awasom3!!!111 *laughs evil*

machanist: I don't give a ****! I'm getting out!

Both Repo and machanist have already escaped to somewhere... but Kablamooie and the 3 RWPers are in danger because of the SPAM bomb! And They are not even aware of it!
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In the next part it would be good if BKSonic1234 joined the RWPers party, so insert in the plotscript we find him ok?

Kablamooie

19th January 2006, 10:23 PM

Kablamooie wakes up and discovers that his Spam Bracelet is burning.

Kablamooei: ARG!!! What the heck is going on?!?

Dmoss: Help!!1 my ears!!!

Kablamooie looks behind a door and sees 3 RWP members chained to chairs, with headphones on their ears. Kablamooie turns invisible usind his Black Opera Mask, and takes out his Spam Reaver.

Kablamooie: Good.. a three-for-one special!

Dmoss: Who said that?!?

Zeos: WHAT?!!?

Dmoss: I said who said that?!?!?

Zeos: My ears hurt!!!

Dmoss: Mine, too!!!

Zeos: WHAT?!!?!?

Kablamooei: I don't have time for these fools...

Kablamooie looked up and saw a huge bomb falling.

Kablamooie: Whoah! Looks like I should get rid of that thing!

Kablamooie jumped up and, using his Spam Reaver, cut the bomb in half. A portal came out of the middle of the bomb, and sucked Kablamooie and the 3 RWP members in.

k4blam00i3: omg whut happin?!?!?!

z305: lol u takl fudny

zkell: yah well so do u

dm055: omg help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

repobanjo

19th January 2006, 10:31 PM

Reapo: Welcome to your second trial, boys! I see you beat my second one, luckily. Ooooh, ZSkells eras aer bleeding!

zkell: noooo sut up

Reapo: Well, whatever. I have turned you all in to spam. You will all be now ridiculed and flamed on this message board onse I turn on this switch. Now, to prepare the next trial.

Reapo presses a switch, and they appear in a message board. Nobody liked them, and they were being flamed.

z305: recpet me and teh oters! yu flam!

dm055: ya flam!

Then, they were hit by the ban hammer. The pain was aweful, but they kept on logging as, they weren't ip banned. They were hit again and again.

zskell: OW! sopt it!

z305: we gota geet ot

dm055: how

The pain continued on and on. They couln't get out. Could this be end? What about the other 5 trials? Find out soon!

Minjo

19th January 2006, 11:00 PM

The world inside the portal was freaky, Repo could manage things at his own wish, and he could even harm people with lethal destructive weapons...

Repo: Hahahaha! I will kill you with my butterfly net of doom!!! *pokes the RWPers*

zk3ll: go 2 hell plz

dm055: i g2g 0u1 of h3r3

z305: me 2 sriosly

dm005: BTW wh3r3 did th4t k4blam0013 dud taht savd us went 2?

zk3ll: i dunno but m3 kn0ws he not pwns cuz he ROFLs with teh ph4nt0ms

Repo: OK Enough of your spaming chat! I'll just pass to the peril # 4! Why? Because trial 3 was about... emm... Repobanjo's ballet?

Repo (in the real world), presses a button and all the RWPers are almost back to normal, they can speak again, and their ears don't hurt, but they're all pixeled!

Zkell (pixeled): WTF? Now what?

Repo: There's only one way to escape from here... and you'll never figure it out! *coughgettotheflagattheendcough* Hahahaha!

Dmoss: Boy, this repo dude is getting on my nerves... now why can't I move?

A NES-style controller appears in everyone's hands

Zeos: What is this?

Kablamooie: Errr... I think you need to move with that!

Zkell: You!!! You saved us! But...

Kablamooie: But what???

Dmoss: You also attacked Ice Mario! It was said on his message an elite soldier called "Kablooie" or something was there too!

Zeos: Now we really don't know to trust you or not...

Kablamooie: I think we can discuss this later, ok? P.o.t.O was attacked too... and I did not attacked your damn leader, in fact, I did killed the spamiards!

Everyone remains silent, but what are Kablamooie's real intentions? Was lament the one who attacked the Big Opera house? Will the other players ever continue the story? Where the heck machanist went to? Will repo stop betraying people someday? Why is Ice Mario still unconsinious? And most importantly... Will someday Zeos learn to use the controller?

Zeos: *press A* boing! *press down* whoa! I crouched!...

Dmoss: ... let's just use a GS...

Zkell: Word

repobanjo

19th January 2006, 11:09 PM

So, they use a GS to get to the end. Unfortunatley, the GS corrupted their game, and they got all glitched. Zeos looked like a couch, ZSkell was a Sonic ring, Dmoss was a Power Star, and Kablamooie was....Ringo Starr.

Kab: Woah! look! I am, like, all realistic! I'm gonna siton the couch!

Zeos: Don't....you....dare.

Reapo: Well, you made it, so I guess I'm gonna have to try number 3. You shall all have to watch, "The ballad of Reapo!"

Dmoss: Bring it on!

3 hours into the ballet (1/4 way there)

ZSkell:........................................... ..........................My brain died.

Dmoss: Get us out of here! I can't close my eyes, and I can't leave this chair!

Zeos: Why the hell did he have to make a rap song the backround?????

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Reapo: It can't seriously be that bad! We're only 1/4 way done!

Kablmaooie: I think I lost my mind. I think that....*drool*.

Will they get out of here? Find out....soon!

Minjo

19th January 2006, 11:13 PM

ZSkell:........................................... ..........................My brain died.

Sigged ;)

RareBK

19th January 2006, 11:37 PM

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Zeos: Well this is boring...

ZSkell: I cant take much more of this..

Dmoss: I would rather die then watch this!

Kab: You took the words right out my drooling mouth!

Reapo overhears this!

Reapo: WHAT! I CAN'T BE THAT HORRIBLE, MY SHOW ISN'T EVEN RELEASED YET! SO IF YOU WANT TO DIE, THEN I DARE YOU TO FIGHT ME!

Suddenly all of them receive their belongings! But Reapo transforms into a giant Grim-Beast!

Zeos: Aw snap...
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Dragon_Kazooie

20th January 2006, 12:42 AM

Name: Bynax

Age: 32

Gender: male

Leader: Currently uknown (Is it alright if I can do this?)

Alignment: Neutral (Normal)

Personality: Quiet

Weapon(s): Heven's bane: A big sword that Bynax mainly uses.
Holy bow and arrows: Bynax's bow and arrow. Power flows through each arrow.

Gear: Shining Crimson armor: (?) Bynax's current armor. Mixed with the colors of gold and crimson, only royal knights have this armor...
Shining Crimson shield: (?) A crimson and gold shield that can deflect the strongest of attacks.
Dragon Gloves: (?) Huge gloves that have the power to stop any dragon.

(?) = Uknown faction
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Screw it, I'll post it.

BKSonic1234

20th January 2006, 12:48 AM

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Meanwhile...

BKSonic, or Sonic, whatever, was in the RWP training room. He slashed his Ice Blade against a Simulation Spamiard, cutting it in half.

Sonic: Wow, how long have I been in here?

Just then, a message pod appeared infront of him.

Pod: Zkell, Zeos, and Dmoss have been captured by Reapo. They need your help.

Sonic: Okay...where are they?

Pod: In Reapo's universe, fighting the Grim-Beast Reapo. I can teleport you there, but it'll hurt. A lot.

Sonic: Whatever. I have to save them! I have to stop Reapo! I have to stop talking to myself!

Pod: Okay, step into this.

The Pod opened up a dimensional portal, and Sonic stepped inside.

Sonic: Hey, this isn't so bad, it-AGGHHH!!!

He was literraly being ripped apart, pushed up, down, left and right, squished into box shapes and stretched like...a stretchy thing.

Sonic: What's that? It looks like Zeos!

Sonic was dumped out right infront of Zeos.

Zeos: Sonic! I didn't know they sent you on missions.

Sonic: Well, some Pod thing told me you guys were in trouble, and - HOLY FRIGGING CRAP!!

He saw the Grim-Beast. It was huge, and had a giant sword-knife weapon.

Zkell: Atleast you weren't here for the ballet.

Dmoss: Yeah, that was toture. Now let's kill this thing!

Sonic: Right, let's do it!

Sonic unsheaths his Ice Blade, Zeos gets his Zero-One, Zkell takes out his Skeleton Club, Dmoss grabs the Sword of Justice, and Kablamooie takes the Spam Reaver, and they all dash towards Reapo.
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Dragon_Kazooie

20th January 2006, 01:25 AM

A faint figure appears in front of the grim-beast and our heroes. He unseathes a blade that is so big, it seems that it's hard to carry, but he carrys it fine.

???: This should be easy. Ultimate Silencer!!!!!!

The figure swings his blade, and it causes a major explosion that blinds everyone. When everyone can see again, Repo is on the ground, returned to normal.

???: Nothing to it. (he says this while seathing his sword)

Zeos: How.....did......you......do that?

???: I can't tell you...but I can tell you my name. I am Bynax, and I can't tell you who I work for just yet.

Repo: This isn't over! Start the 5th! You won't survive this one!

Everything becomes blurry. They see a big, blurry purple thing, and see it's a dinosaur, and our heroes are placed in a Educational TV program!

Zkell: Oh god....

Big Purple Thing: I love you....you love me.....

dmoss: Make it stop.....MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

RareBK

20th January 2006, 01:45 AM

Zeos: Oh my god..

Zeos pushes Barney into a candle!

Zeos: He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke!

Dmoss: And now were all laughing at the dinosaur joke!

Zkell: OH NO BARNEYS ON FIRE!

Zeos: This is what we've always desired!

Barney falls to the ground and dies.

Zeos pokes him with a stick because we had to be sure he was dead!

Zeos: Two more perils, after this, I have some unfinished buisness to take care of with Reapo.

BKSonic1234

20th January 2006, 02:01 AM

Reapo returns them to his world.

Reapo: Okay, you managed to beat me, and...kill Barney, so get ready for...THE SIXTH PERIL!!!

Reapo transported them to a huge field, it seemed to go on forever and ever and ever.

Reapo: You must find the Key to open the giant door behind you. It is somewhere in this field. Good luck! Not!

Bynax: Allright guys, we have to find that key. We'll split up into teams. Sonic and Zeos go East, Zkell and Dmoss go North, and Kab and I will go SouthWest. If you find a key, shoot off these. They explode in the air with a bang, and leave bright red flares everywhere above you.

Bynax handed each team the weapon he was just talking about.

Zeos: Come on Sonic, let's go.

Each team went in their direction.

Sonic: I wonder what the key looks like. Maybe it's made of RWPunch!

Zeos: I dunno, I hope we find it soon...I'm getting hungry.

Three Hours Later...

Sonic: Aw....God, how long have we been walking?

Zeos: I-I don't know...but I'm sooooo hungry!

Just then, a red thing walked over a hill. It looked like a man in a costume.

Thing: Po!

Zeos: Let's...eat...him!!!!!

Sonic slashed the thing twice, and it died. They ate it.

Sonic: Hmmm....that was good! But now we're cannibals...

Zeos: Hey, look over ther-OWCH!

He pointed to a flying rocket far away from them, and said OWCH because it let off a bang.

Zkell far away: Guys! We found it!

Minjo

20th January 2006, 02:45 AM

The Rocket accidentaly explotes, and Zkell and Dmoss end in a jail with 40 bigger Red things like the one Sonic ate...

Zkell: Holy sh¡t!!!

Dmoss: Where's the key? Why repo hates us?

Thing: Po bo bo ga!!!!

Zkell: Please speak in a soft voice, I'm tired of all the werid creatures we saw in just a few days...

Thing: Bo po? *grown* Err... sorry... We didn't know you are an advanced civilization, mainly because two of you ate one of us...

Dmoss: *looks far at Zeos and Sonic* Argh!

Zkell: Is there anything we can do for you... thing?

Thing: We are "tards" the most advanced in what technology matter...

Dmoss: Nice name for a group of nerds...

One of the tards walks to a chest, and retreives a key from it

Tard: Take this piece of shaped wood, It's evil and dangerous...

Zkell: Err... okay then (that was too freaking easy!)

Meanwhle, Repo has a nasty smile in his face, like if he knew something the others did not.

Repo: Bohohohoho! Now insert the key in the lock! Or else!

The entire group reunites again, and Zkell places the key into the lock

CLICK!

Zeos: Did it worked?

Kablamooie: Yes it did cannibal!

Sonic: About that... we were hungry!

Bynax: Whatever, let's see what's the final peril, and then we can discuss and answer every one of your questions...

Repo: Hahahahaha! Those idiots don't have the tiniest idea of what's going to happen next! Hahahahahaha!

The huge door opens in front of everyone... but there's nothing special to find on it... there are only 2 mysterious papers with some strange symbols written on them, Repo suddenly comes from a portal and takes both papers in a second!

Repo: FOOLS! You helped me recover the 2 final pieces that hold the answer to the world conquer! The "Jeff's map"!!!! Hahahahaha!

Dmoss: Jeff's map? Is that a new brand of cookies?

Repo: Time for your last peril! I'll place you all inside one of the most dangerous and difficult minigames in the mario party series!!! Tug-o-War!!!
Hahahahaha!

Repo leaves, and Sonic is suddenly transformed into Bowser, with everyone else wearing overalls and pulling a rope from the other side of a pit full of piranaha plants!

Zkell: ... Yoink

repobanjo

20th January 2006, 09:52 PM

Of course, Sonic lost and dies. Duh, it's Tug O' War. Now, They entered the room to see they were in a field again. This time streching out even longer. An intercom started out of nowhere.

Reapo: Attention, worms! I have stolen all of your wepons and gears, and have contacted many sources. I currently have 20 of every weapon known to man. I am in this field with you, and I have scans of where each of you are. You must try to escape me! You do not know where I am right now, do you?

Zeos: Well, of course not! It's an intercom, stupid!

Reapo: Oh, yes. I forgot. Now, this is a bioshpere. There are five scenes. Sea, desert, plain, forest, and Arctic. There are no exits, but if you can avoid dying for 60 hours, you can leave. Watch out, this is impossible.

ZSkell: *gulp* Got it.

Reapo: Good. Now, run along! I have your tracks.

BKSonic: I think we should split up and hide. He won't get us all in time. I'll be in the plain, ZSkell in the sea, dmoss in the jungle, and Bnax in the desert, and Kab in the tundra.

So, they went their seperate ways. Little did they know that Reapo was heading to the tundra.....
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(To make it interesting, make this one last for over one post, please. Like, maybe three. Also, I excpect that one of you are willing to die. Hopefully, you are, because I'll make sure of it! Don't worry, as you'll be able to come back (eventually).

BKSonic1234

20th January 2006, 10:26 PM

BKSonic: I think we should split up and hide. He won't get us all in time. I'll be in the plain, ZSkell in the sea, dmoss in the jungle, and Bnax in the desert, and Kab in the tundra.What about Zeos? Did he die? Oh wait, he talked. Well, what about him? :D

repobanjo

20th January 2006, 10:31 PM

He will hide with you, BK. Hope that doesn't trouble you

BKSonic1234

21st January 2006, 12:41 AM

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Sonic and Zeos were walking on the plain.

Zeos: I got stuck with you again! I wanted to be with Kab or Bynax or someone.

Sonic: Well atleast if something evil comes we can fight it off...oh right, he took our weapons. Okay, this officially sucks. And besides, Kab's freezing his butt off, and Bynax is burning his butt off.

Zeos: Well, that's true. I wonder why Reapo wanted us to stay alive for 60 hours. Why not a good 2 days or something?

Sonic: I dunno...come on, we gotta find somewhere to hide.
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Kab: Dammit! It's freezing! Why did I get the tundra?

Just then, four Reapo-Minions jumped out from the snow.

Kab: Stay back, or I'll fight you with my Kung-Fu!

Kab punched a minion, and elbowed another one. They both fell to ground, and vanished.

Kab: Wha-? Where'd you g-AGH!

A minion kicked him in the stomach. Kab clutched his chest, and then stood up, uppercutting the minion who kicked him.

Kab: HYAAAAAH!

That minion also dissapeared.

Kab: Then that just leaves you!

He jumped up, and flew at the minion with his foot straight out. It hit the minion's face head-on, and it too vanished.

Kab: Pant...pant...that was easy!

Kab started running forward, looking for shelter.
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(By the way, I'm not killing anyone off. Someone else can do that.)

Minjo

21st January 2006, 01:04 AM

While Kab is surviving in the Tundra, and Zeos & Sonic are having fun in a peaceful plain, Zkell is already going nuts because he's around a never ending sea...

Zkell: I'm already starving! I need water and food! And maybe a bit of RWP punch... you don't know how I miss it...

???: Who the hell are you talknig to?

Zkell: Argghhhh! I'm sick of all the ??? figures in rpgs! Why don't you show your ****ing name???

???: Hey... It's my job... I need to be the typical mysterious figure to survive...

Zkell: Screw your life! *takes off ???'s cap*

It turned to be a Tard!

Tard: Errr... I can explain this!

Zkell: First, how did you reached here? Swiming?

Tard: I just received orders, a dude called Dmoss is in danger in the jungle! He ordered me to come and advice you!

Zkell: Holly ****! But I don't have a weapon! Don't worry Dmoss! I'm going to save you!

Zkell swims to the entrance of the Jungle biosphere, ignoring this is in fact, repo's master plan to get everyone in the same place!

Repo: Hahahahaa! Now that I got the Jeff's map... I only need to destroy those jerks that want to stop me!

Suddenly lament enters the room where Repo is!

lament: Finlayy me f0und u n0w g37 h1m gyus!!!111

Repo: Nooooooo!!!

A bunch of spamiard ninjas come in and steal the Jeff's map from Repo!

lament: kk n0w w3 can le4v3 ok?

What will happen next? :confused:

repobanjo

21st January 2006, 01:15 AM

Of course, Reapo wanted to get Jeff's mao badly, but he needed to dispose of the heroes. He knows lament is such a pitiful creature, so He'll catch up easily. He put a tracking device on him.

Reapo: Right. I know that dmoss and ZSkell are in the Jungle. Let me go!

Meanwhile, in the tundra.....

Kab: Gaaaaaa! How cold is this place? Screw orders, I need to go to the warm jungle.

In the meadows

Zeos: How about we don't go to the jungle?

Sonic: Why did you say that? I didn't even want to!

Zeos: Whatever!

Reapo is hiding in the jungle, Banana Bomb in hand. He just got lucky. Kab entered the place.

Reapo: It's this easy? I'm just gonn have to throw this Banana Bomb, and......Gwaaa!

He didn't know this, but lament needed to protect the group to dispose of Reapo. He is forcing Reapo to him, saving the heroes. Unfortunatley, Reapo still threw the Banana Bomb. Not only that, but he also turned off the time limit! It seems the hereos have to wait for Reapo's return! What will happen to them? How will they survive? How will they react to the Banan bomb? Find out soon!
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Just to tell you, a Banan Bomb is a bomb that is a bana. Nobody knows it's a bomb till the invisable fuse runs out. Then, it explodes and more bananas come out. Even more innocent looking, these things explode on impact. (Note: People with banana allergies die immedeatly when exploded. Let's just say that ********** has an allergy. It's all up to the next poster, though.)

Minjo

21st January 2006, 01:40 AM

Repo did threw the banana bomb, but he didn't noticed Bynax wasn't there!!!

Repo: Die all of you!!!! *throws the bomb* *runs as fast as he cans*

Zkell: Nooooooooo...! *slow motion*

Then somehow... Bynax appears from nowhere and manages to protect the people with a monkey bomb! (Stupid I know)
The monkey bomb eats almost all of the banana bombs, but unfortunately... Zkell got hit by one!

Kablamooie: OMG!!!

Zeos: Noooooo!!!!

Dmoss: Why Zkell? *cries*

Repo: Hahahahaa! At least I did killed one of you! Now to recover the Jeff's map!

Repo presses a button on his multi-functional spaceship, and a portal appears, allowing everyone to exit the damn prision of doom

Bynax: Where are we?

Dmoss: ZKELL!!! I brought your dead body!! *sad*

Sonic: Now, don't be so sad... there's always a way or 2 to revive someone in a RPG...

Zeos: What the heck is an RPG?

Sonic: ...

Everyone looks nasty at Sonic

Zeos: Whatever is the case, that b¡tch of Repo killed Zkell! And we're back at Sanjevoof...

Kablamooie: According to my data base of this planet, if we go a walk up to that hill over there... we'll reach a recovery point

Zeos: What the heck is a recovery point?

Kablamooie: ...

Everyone looks nasty at both Sonic and Kab

Dmoss: If it can revive Zkell... I'm going right now!!!

Meanwhile in lament's quarters...

lament: LOL n0w i c4n r3viv J3ff in2 0uR wurld! Y3ha!

machanist: Idiot! You only have the Jeff's map! Don't you know there are other legendary beasts besides Jeff???

lament: whut do u xactly meen wiht l3gnd4ry?

Repo enters the room!!!! OMG!!

Repo: I can explain it!!!

lament: U tr4itore! get 0uta h33r LOL!!11

Repo: Grey Jinjo... Jeff... and Andre... each one resembling the power of the 3 main races: RWPers, spamiards and phantoms respectively...

lament: whut d0 u xactl3 meen whit p0ward?

machanist: Just listen dumbass! Continue Repo!

Repo: There's a map to awaken each of the beasts... if we get all of them... WE'LL GET ABSOLUTE CONTROL OF THE UNIVERSE!!

lament: LMAO t4ht s0undz xo c00l tehehee XD

Of corse, Repo is only teaming up with lament, BUT TO BETRAY HIM AGAIN! Will they ever manage to awaken all the three legendary beasts? Only you'll decide!
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OK this was the longest part I have typed in a long time, I'm expecting that the awakening of the beasts would be the main goal for the warriors... as these beasts have the ultimate power... how to revive them exactly? That I don't really know :p

dmoss

21st January 2006, 02:22 AM

Upon hearing of the Recovery Point over the hill, dmoss leaves the group on a mission to revive Zkell.

dmoss: Gosh, Zkell, your lifeless body is heavy. Sorry I have to drag you; my arms are getting tired! I wonder what's it's like to be dead? I bet he can't feel it if I drag him, though...

???: Ah. I thought I'd be seeing you soon...

dmoss immediately turns around. He sees a strange looking creature slowly approaching him.

dmoss: Who the crap are you?! You look a bit familiar...

???: mi n4m iz...Oh, sorry. Sometimes I relapse. My name is Reaper; repo's twin brother. I was once a member of lament's army, but have since split away from them. I run the Recovery Point here. I heard that you may be coming by soon to help your friend.

Reaper makes a gesture towards Zkell's body lying on the ground. Suddenly, Zkell begins to stir, and stands up, stretching a bit.

Zkell: Wow, that was some nap! Where are we?

dmoss: Dude, you're alright! You died...and...we finally got away from repo and his stupid castle-place! (to Reaper) Thank you so much for helping Zkell! How can we repay you?

Reaper: The only payment I need is the satisfaction of my brother's demise. Ever since we were young, repo and I haven't gotten along well. I've always been pure good, except for that time with lament, but that was against my will. Repo eventually became pure evil, and we've not been able to see eye-to-eye since.

Zkell: Maybe it's just the fact that I've been dead for a while, but where is everyone? Not that I don't care about your story...it's cool and everything, but we should probably find everyone, right?

dmoss: You're right, Zkell. Thank you so much, Reaper! You know, we can always use help; would you like to join us? We've got plenty of space for good guys!

Reaper: Well, I actually better get back to my post. The Recovery Point is a lot busier than one might think. But, I'm sure that our paths wil cross again someday!

dmoss: Well, I sure hope they will, Reaper. I sure hope they will...

Zkell: Let's try to find the others. They've got to be pretty far away by now...

dmoss: Yeah...*sucks in through teeth*...about that.

Zkell: Don't tell me...?

dmoss: Well, I was worried about the whole "You-being-dead" thing. I don't really know where everyone is...

Zkell: Well, I'm sure we'll be able to find them soon. Let's go...

dmoss & Zkell embark, and soon see a large palace in the distance. They look to eachother with a question on their faces, and mutually decide to move towards it, hoping to find the others.
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These are fun! I was just worried mine wouldn't fit in!

repobanjo

21st January 2006, 02:36 AM

It fits in, don't worry.

Dmoss and ZSkell were actually heading to the palace of Reapo, currently under construction. Once finished, it will be the grandest and most impregnable palace of them all. Zskell steps in and his body comes out dead.

Dmoss: Woah. That's not good. Back to the Recovery point......

tehy go and recover ZSkell, and try again, with the same results.

Dmoss: You know what? You remind me of Kenny from South Park.

Zskell: Yeah, right. It's not like I'm gonna die every segment from now on (hint hint)

Dmoss: Seg....ment?

ZSkell: Whatever. We need to find out why this is killing us. How about you go in. You have better vision.

Dmoss: Fine........

So, Dmoss steps in and dies. Once revived, he tells the story.

Dmoss: Reapo used a Thwomp to guard it. He managed to put a silencer on it, so it can not be heard.

ZSkell: ?????? Right, I don't think we should go there yet. Let's just go find the others.

Meanwhile, at the spamiards....

Reapo: Well, I have obtained the location of the Andre papers. They are found inside the belly of the one name Bynax!

lament: lol inst h3 teh 1 tat was teh b3rd in da grop hes fudny

Reapo: Shut. Up. Yes he is. *puts on surgical gloves*. Time to gut a chicken!

MewChan

21st January 2006, 08:46 PM

I'm sorry if it's too late, but I only just got here and was wondering if I could join?
Well, just in case, I'll post my info.

Name: Rin

Age: 11

Gender: Female

Leader: p.o.t.o -Gets shot-

Alignment: Semi-evil

Personality: Rin is a wanderer, she usually jumped from place-to-place. Not really socail, but once you get to know her, you'd wish you hadn't.

Weapon(s): Throw knife.

Gear: Those arm-blades like the theives in FFX2

Minjo

21st January 2006, 08:48 PM

I guess you can join since we lack of phantoms... ;)
Just make sure you make fun of lament :p

MewChan

21st January 2006, 08:51 PM

Right-o! [/Pip]

Kablamooie

21st January 2006, 09:49 PM

Kablamooie is walking in a desert, when all of a sudden there's a bright flash, and a girl appears.

Kablamooie: What the... Who are you?!?

Rin: Oh, I'm Rin. You know, the member of P.o.t.O's army that YOU ALMOST KILLED WHEN YOU BLEW UP THE BIG OPERA HOUSE?!?!?!?!?

Kablamooie: Oh. Sorry about that.

Rin: Sorry isn't good enough. I've decided to report to P.o.t.O..

Kablamooie: What do you think that wussy opera nerd can do to me?

Rin: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THAT WAY OF OUR LEADER?!?!?

Kablamooie: Oh, come on! You don't seriously respect that guy, do you?

Rin: As a matter of fact, I do. And he should appear in 5...4...3...2...1!!!!!!

Kablamooie: *looks around* Um...nothing happe-ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kablamooie fell to the ground. P.o.t.O. was standing behind Kablamooie and laughing.

Rin: Good job! Now we can get the Spam Bracelet! *pulls at it* It won't come off!

P.o.t.O.: *pulls out knife* I can help with that.

Minjo

21st January 2006, 11:16 PM

Meanwhile, Dmoss and Zkell are still wandering near Repo's palace, trying to find the others, until they find something interesting

Zkell: Look over there!

Dmoss: Hey! It's a spamiard spaceship!

Zkell: With this we can finally leave this stinky planet and go back to save Ice Mario!

Suddenly, they see Bynax, Sonic and Zeos from a distance...

Sonic: We found you guys!

Dmoss: And look at what we found!

Zkell and Dmoss show the others that there's a spaceship inside repo's palace

Zeos: If that's repo's palace, then maybe he could be there too...

Bynax: Wrong

Zkell: Err... what?

Bynax: Nothing... forget what I said...

Dmoss: Ok that was weird

Zkell, Zeos and Sonic begin to question Bynax about his loyalty and race, while Dmoss is looking for a way to take away the spamiard spaceship

Bynax: I already told you it doesn't matter! I'll tell you about my true self when the time is right!

Zeos: But you should better be aware of this: If you are planning to do something bad, we will get our weapons!

Sonic: Ok enough said... you can come with us Bynax, but I guess I'll have to agree with Zeos

The spaceship begins to move, as Dmoss managed to gain control of it

Dmoss: C'mon guys! We must all leave as soon as we can!

Zkell: But what about Kablamooie!? He helped us to survive the infernal SPAM bomb

Sonic: Screw him! He is a phantom and he can find his own way to leave, and he headed to the desert anyway

Zkell: And why would he do that?

All: ...

Everyone is suspecting about Kab, but they leave Sanjevoof after all the prision's problem

Zeos: Go to hell Sanjevoof!!! *throws a power with his zero-one*

Zkell: My Ice Glass is trying to show me the future guys... and I can tell you it's nothing good...

The RWPers (and Bynax) head for the Big Opera House, in Dramapolis, on the Ghost Planet

*In the desert*

P.o.t.O: You almost destroy our most sacred place Kablamooie! And you'll pay for it!

Kablamooie: I didn't know it was so important!

Rin: What the **** are you talking about?! One of the 3 legendary monters in sleeping right there! Waiting to be awakened by the map of the phantoms... which is hidden inside the belly of the one called Bynax...

Kablamooie: Bynax? The dude who saved me in the jungle?

P.o.t.O: (in a rage) Do you know him???? SPEAK!!!!

Kablamooie: Emmm... no?

Will Kab survive his leader's knife? And what are Bynax's real intentions? Why he has eaten Andre's map? Discover it soon!

Dmoss: I need a TV... now!

repobanjo

22nd January 2006, 02:48 PM

Reapo runs from lament, as he was fiddling around with a stock of nitro-glyserin. Not without punching him stone-cold and taking the map.

Reapo: THAT'S FOR RETURNING! NEVER DO THAT EVER AGAIN! I'LL JUST BE TAKING THE JEFF'S MAP!

machanist: Why would you do this? He's our leader!

Reapo: I hate that dude! I was just using him to get the Jeff's map, but he more useless then I thought. Come, machanist, let's leave and with our combined strength, we can kill anyone!

machanist: No! I must tend for my leader.

Reapo: Whatever you say, but if you want to join, call me.

With that, Reapo sets off for Bynax, with a transmittor on each of the heroes.

*Meanwhile, in the desert*

P.o.t.O: Oooooh, you will tell me about Bynax. You WILL tell me that you know about Bynax.

Kab: Never! I do not know of this person you speak of!

Rin: That's it! Kill the betrayer!

Right when P.o.t.O was about to slay Kab, Reapo's motocycle fell on the ghosly figure, stunning him.

P.o.t.O: Dude....that hurt.

Rin: My god! Reapo, you're here! Hooray!

Kab: No, that's bad! He's a spamiard!

Rin: (uh ohhh....)

Kab: At least you're safe. I escaped from him, and he wants me!

Reapo: Oh, hey Rin. *shoots her*.

Kab: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR???!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

Reapo: She would have gotten my way. Don't worry, she's only temporarily dead. I just hope the desert doesn't kill her.

Kab: YOU TRULY ARE HEARTLESS!!!!!!!

Reapo: DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR FUTURE RULER LIKE THAT!!!!! NOW, WHERE'S BYNAX?!?!?!? I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS!!!!

Kab: I will never tell!

Reapo: Well, then. *shoots Kab*. Let's see what you will say when you wake up! Bynax will never let you stay in my custody, and I need Rin to find the last map.

Reapo drops them both on in seperate rooms. They were stripped of weapons and gears. There is absolutley nothing in the rooms, and it was pure black. You could not see anything. No doors or windows. Impossible to get out of. What will Bynax say when he sees Kab locked up? Why will Reapo need Rin? Did machanist join Reapo yet? Find out soon!

Minjo

22nd January 2006, 03:49 PM

Far away from Sanjevoof and Repo, the RWPers and Bynax were heading to Dramapolis, ignoring the destruction they were about see...

Zeos: OK Dmoss here's your TV... I had to make it for you, and YOU OWE ME $400 NOW!!!

Dmoss: Yay for the TV! The money? Nah I'll pay you with the treasures we find in the Big Opera House...

Sonic: Are we near to it?

Zkell: The monitor shows a planet in the zone, but it appears to have some kind of phantom barrier covering it

Zeos: Argh! Now we need to find a way to enter it

Bynax: Actually there's a way...

Dmoss: Speak man!

Bynax shows everyone his mysterious machine he was developing ever since they were at Repo's prision, and with it they are able to disguise into phantoms, allowing them to enter before they get busted

Zkell: Great I'm a phantom now! *gross*

Sonic: And the planet is visible! *nasty* The Big Opera House must be in the downtown or something

Zeos: Let's bring a dynamite stick in case we need it...

The 5 adventurers find the place were the Big Opera House used to be, but it's completely devasted now

Dmoss: THIS is the phantom's most sacred place? What the hell?

Zeos: I'm sick of everything!!! *throws dynamite to nowhere*

Bynax: Fool! You just droped the dynamite stick! Better run!!!

All hide behind a phantom house shaped like P.o.t.O's face, but for their surprise, the explosion uncovered a secret chamber!

Sonic: Let's enter!

Zkell: Good job Zeos!

Bynax: Nah... it was n00bish luck...

As they enter the chamber, a strange choir is heard, it sounds like some kind of cult...

Zkell: People, better get your weapons, this chamber may have some danger inside...

Zkell was right, a bunch of phantom worms, ghosts and zombie warriors appeared and they attacked everyone

Sonic: They're too many!!

Zkell: Let's use my Jeff's amulet! *takes out amulet*

The amulet creates fake copies of Dmoss, Zeos, Bynax, Sonic and Zkell, and the monsters become confused

Dmoss: I don't even recognize myself! *gets attacked by a ghost*

Zeos: Dmoss!!!! Stand up!!! We need you!!!

Bynax: Forget about him! We just continue to the statue!!

Sonic: STATUE? STATUE????!! WHO THE **** ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THIS PLACE???

Zkell: I demand an answer too!

Bynax escapes and ignores the monsters, leaving Dmoss fainted and Zeos, Sonic & Zkell battling to the freaking end...

Zeos: We are not gonna make it! *get bited by a worm and faints*

Sonic: Noooo Zeos!!! Stupid Bynax! This is the end Zkell!!! ZKELL??? Where are you?

All the monsters have taken Dmoss, Zeos and Zkell's bodies and they lock them in diferent rooms

Sonic: It's up to me now...

repobanjo

22nd January 2006, 04:07 PM

Bynax: Gotta get to the statue.....got to get to the statue.......Ah ha! I found it! The power is mine! Wha? *faint*

Reapo: I knew that replacing it with the SP Scythe would help. Now, if I get this to Rin, I can get the map! As for you, Bynax........Byanx?

Reapo did not notice, but Bynax had left. Bynax secretly has a natural drug repellent.

Reapo: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Bynax: I gotta tell the others that Reapo is here! Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys? Where are you?

All Bynax finds is a badly beaten BKSonic.

Bynax: Sonic! Where are the others?

Sonic: They......go......dead.......*faints*

Bynax: I gotta find them to recover them! If I don't, they might fall in to the hands of evil!

Why is the statue so important? Will Bynax get the others? What happened to lament? Find out next time!

Kablamooie

23rd January 2006, 09:56 PM

While Kablamooie was in his room, he thought back to something he said a few days ago.

Kablamooie: According to my data base of this planet, if we go a walk up to that hill over there... we'll reach a recovery point

According to my database

To my database

My database

DATABASE

He had a database?!? But...didn't robots have those? And if he had one...then he was...no, it couldn't be. But even as he thought that, he had flashbacks of a laboratory, and machines, and a capsule containing him...

Kablamooie: *waking up* NO!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minjo

24th January 2006, 12:09 AM

[occ: I loved Kablamooie's part! It makes an RP a real RP :) (Full of twists and fun)]
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Rin was locked in a room too... and she could hear Kablamooie screaming from the other side of the wall...

Rin: (If the sound can pass throught the wall... it may be breakable!)

Rin starts punching, kicking and bitch-slaping the wall in order to break it and stop Kablamooie before the secrets of his past are fully discovered, as P.o.t.O knows that if Kab sees the thruth, the phantom race would fall forever...

*Meanwhile in the Big Opera House's Chamber*

Bynax: (lamenting) Why did I let my friends go down? Why? Oh I remember! I wanted full power! I need to revive Andre and bring him to this world! And only I posses the power to do it...

Repo: You... are... going... down... once... I... wake... up...!!!

Bynax: What the?? Did you listened to the seriously lie I said?

Repo: Don't try to insult my intelligence!

Bynax: Do you have intelligence?! Boy... the world is so small

Repo: Argh! I know you have eaten Andre's map, and I'll get it soon

Bynax: You jerk, I'll just escape and come back later!

Bynax leaves the chamber while Repo was half-fainted, so he had enough time to do it, the RWPers are still locked by the phantom guards of the chamber, and both Rin & Kab are locked too, but at Sanjevoof

Repo: Now I'm fully restored! But the idiot left anyway!!!

What is the true power of the legendary beasts? What is the...?

Repo: Narrator... shut the **** up with your questions and give me the *****ing answers LOL

lament: im teh narreto0re lol rofl

Repo: Kill me please...

repobanjo

24th January 2006, 12:29 AM

Will oblige. *shoots Reapo*.

Reapo: Whay did you do that?

You told me to.

Reapo: NO! That was just an expression. Your just a fool....on the hill. You're lucky I can't die!

I am indeed.

Reapo: Right. I will check on the two prisinors and return here shortly.

Right when he left, Bynax came back. He heard everything.

Bynax: Priniors? I'll recover these guys, and then follow him to check.

So, Bynax gets all of the dead recovered, and follows Reapo's tracks to one of the most creepy and psycadelic rides he's ever been.

Bynax: Wait, which bus are we on?

ZSkell: *sigh* We are on the Magical Mystery Tour bus ride to Strawberry Fields. Why doesn't this make sence?

Sonic: I got it! If we stopped making sence, we could travel this place more. I mean, if you haven't noticed, we have been going in circles. I don't think Brits understand my accent.

ZSkell: Right, then. Let's stop making sence! *jumps off of bus, and dies.*

dmoss: Why did you do that?

Sonic: Sorry, but it's just funny!

Zeos: You're lucky we are near a recovery point.....

They recover Minjo, and start their journey through Pepperland to find the prisons. Speaking of prisons....

Reapo: Heh, I just know that Bnax will come to me when he heard about the prisinors. Now, I have all of my stomach cleaning devices. I shall start the torture!

Rin: The...torture?

Reapo: Yes! My customary torture is the Rev. 9 torture!

Rin: That means?

Reapo: That means that you will have to listen to Revolution 9 forever!

Rin: That's bad how?

Reapo: I'll just show you....

One recording later.

Rin: *Drool is coming from her mouth. Her eyeballs are rolld in to her head.*

Reapo: Understand?

Rin: My ears hurt.....

Kab: What did you do to her?

Reapo: Silence, robot!

Kab: *gasp* How do you know of this?

Reapo: Well, you did not know this! I am your creator! Yet, you stand here before me beacuse of betryal. You were built when I was plunging in to darkness. You know, I was once a nice person. That idiot lament turned me evil, and here I am. I created you for the purpose of destoying everything! Why must you join the Phantoms?

Kab: I needed to know what was right......

Reapo: As for you, Rin. I shall give you one chance. Take this statue I have. Carve in to a pointy shape, and stick it in to the stomach of Bynax. If you do this, you will not be tortured. You will be astranged from the phantoms, and you must join me. I give you good pay though......

Rin: Never! Take your stupid statue!

Reapo: I didn't want to do this.....*lowers record player*.

What will happen to Rin? Where the hell are the RWPers in Pepperland? Is Reapo really Kab's creator?

machanist

24th January 2006, 03:54 PM

still with repo, rin is being tortured

-revolution 9 playing- -repo drags in kablamooie-

repo: i wanted you to see this kablamooie.

-rin is screaming-

repo: you can make it stop!

rin: -ears bleeding, face shrivelling- yeeerk

-music stops-

repo: eh? the end already? that was a shorter album than the usual!
oh well, i can still torture you.

-starts singing random horrific songs-

rin: nooooo, this is even worse.....

-several grueling moments later-

kab: STOP!, i will do anything! just don't do that to her anymore.

repo: anything my child?

kab: urm.... yeah!

repo: -hands statue- you know what to do!

kab: what? i wasnt paying attention before.

repo: make it pointy for rin

kab: ah ok sure.....

-a little later-

repo: are you done?

kab: sure are.....-repo comes closer- -kab stabs repo, temporarily stunning him- -runs to door-

kab: ahah...eh? locked? uhoh....

meanwhile back in the crazy place

sonic: why couldnt we have stayed on the bus? my feet hurt.

zeos: how can they be... youre not even walking, dmoss is carrying you.

sonic: shut up..... hey, whats that? -points to a small hole in the ground-

bynax: yeah, what is that?

-all look down the hole- -there is a ladder-

ZSkell: o.... k....

what is down the hole? does anyone even care? what will happen to kab and rin? why wasn't machanist in this part, even though I am him?

repobanjo

24th January 2006, 07:01 PM

Locked with the killer, Kab is in desperate need. Reapo had just woke up, and is coming for him now.

Kab: Why did I do this?

Reapo: That's it. I'm gonna have to go Silver Hammer on you.

Reapo pulls out a giant Silver Hammer that said Maxwell on it. It was crossed out, and Reapo was written over it. Bang Bang! Reapo's Silver Hammer came down upon his head. This opened up Kab's programming system.

Reapo: I get it! Someone changed it to "Phantom". Here we go *turns sitch to pure evil*.

Kab: Wat will you want me to do, master?

Reapo: Make sure you nevre tell anyone about the change. The RWPers are coming. Kill them, and make sure you don't tell them anything! Speaking of telling, there is one person that knows about this switch, and she is in the room roght now....

Rin: Who? Who?

Reapo: *slams head* YOU!

Rin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The chase begins, and Rin was soon cornered. You know those horror movies where the women gets stuck in a room with a murder and she gets cornered? This is how Rin is feeling. Soon after.......BANG BANG! Reapo's Silver Hammer came down upon her head. CLANG CLANG! Reapo's Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead......She was thrown in to the pit that the RWPers were looking at. Of course, since Reapo's castle was one of the stars of the sky, they did not know it was Reapo who did that.

Bynax: What was that?

Zeos: I dunno. One of us is gonna have to go down to search. Bynax......

Bynax: Why me?

dmoss: Many reasons. ONE! You are immune to Reapo's druggings, so if he is down there, you can escape.

Bynax: That's only one reason.

ZSkell: That a good reason though! Start going!

All of a sudden, a deep voice came from the sky in a soft manner. It was Reapo. Nobody knew this.

Reapo: I buried Rin.......

ZSell: What was that?

Sonic: Sure sounded like "cranberry gin".

Dmoss: Sure is odd to say......

Little did any of them know, but the ghost of Rin was seaking revenge on Reapo. She was floating up, and was totally invisible. Reapo, watch out! What will happen to Rin? How about Kab? Will the RWPers ever think about looking up rather then down? See next time!
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Subtle parodies and in jokes are very easy.

Minjo

24th January 2006, 08:02 PM

Repo: The name's Zkell :approve:
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Rin's Ghost was still wandering in Repo's Castle (He has many castles... odd) and she already saw the posibility of getting inside someone's body, but the body of whom?

Rin's Ghost: Kablamooie! Only he can return to the phantoms once I get full control of his memory! Bwahahahaaha!

Repo: She's dead now Kablamooie! She's dead!

Kab: Master, we both are going to take over the world and collect the map's pieces!!!

Repo: Good to see your full memory has come back! You know what map we should get first, right?

Kab: Grey Jinjo...

As soon as Kab says those words, they leave the castle to another adventure: Going to "RWPolis" the RWPer's main planet... little did they know that Rin traveled too...

Zkell: Look! They escaped!

Zeos: God damnit! They were in the sky the whole frigging time!

Bynax: Guys I found a corpse! We need to take it to a recovery point as soon as posible!

Sonic: A corpse??? Ewww...

Everyone leaves to the recovery point... but they'll follow Repo after the whole corpse problem ends

Kab: 3 maps... 3 beasts... 12 map pieces...

repobanjo

24th January 2006, 10:21 PM

Uhhhhhh, but MY name is Reapo in this one, not Repo.

Besides, I have tons of different things, which I will eventually go to.

Reapo's palace
laments palace
Reapo's castle
Reapo's forest
Reapo's desert
Reapo's secret iceberg fortress
Repo's aquatic warehouse
The kitchen.

Yeah. You do know that if you use the recovery point, Rin's soul will stop following us......

Minjo

24th January 2006, 10:33 PM

:( Ok Then edit the story as you wish ;)

Repo's aquatic warehouse sounds cool IMO :p

repobanjo

24th January 2006, 10:47 PM

Fixed with 2 X's!

Minjo

24th January 2006, 10:55 PM

We need to make a special part where we see how Ice banned lament by IP!

I'm giving this work to Reapo :)

repobanjo

24th January 2006, 11:08 PM

And with a swift hand, the leader Ice rips the DNA (otherwise known as an IP) out of lament in a battle, killing him and never to be resurrected. lament left the spamiards to machanist, who is the new leader.

Machanist: Whatever it takes, master. I WILL avenge whoever did this to you! I SHALL destory the RWPers, Phantoms, Bynax, and Reapo, the two out casts! Hmhmmhmhmhmhmmhmhmmh Hahahahahahahahahhahah, HAHAJHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHALELUJIA!

Well, I was lazy, got a problem with that?

machanist

25th January 2006, 02:38 AM

i have absolutely no problem with that.... :D

Minjo

25th January 2006, 02:39 AM

*creeped out*
I think Repo is not in a good mood today :(

(I'll just... leave for a while...) =S

dmoss

25th January 2006, 03:47 AM

The RWP Team (Currently: Zkell, dmoss, Zeos, Bynax, & Sonic) is on their trek to the Recovery Point, where they plan to Revive the corpse they brought along. The team is walking leisurely; Zeos is carrying the corpse, being that dmoss is tired of carrying dead bodies and such. :approve:

dmoss: Guys, we have been walking for a good, long while. Think we'll reach the Recovery Point any time soon?

Zeos: Well, it shouldn't be much further. Last time I looked at the map, we only had several miles to go.

Zkell: Does anybody have some grubb? I am dying for something to eat right now! Peanuts? A Cheetoh? Granola Bar? Anything?!

dmoss: I have a quarter in my pocket, if you want it. I mean, if we see a vending machine, or something...oh. Right, middle of nowhere...gotcha.

Sonic: Whoa! Hey, you guys! Look at this! There's something here on the ground!

Everyone gathers around Sonic to see what is lying on the ground. Bynax picks up the small piece of paper.

Bynax: Hmmm. What do you think it is?

Sonic: It looks like a map of some kind! But, it's not all there. It cuts-off right there, where it says, "Beast of..." Then, there's no more to read...

dmoss: Weird. I wonder what it could be?

Zkell: Frankly, dmoss, I could care less. Right now, I'm hungry, and I can see the Recovery Point. Let's just keep going. We'll worry about that later!

Zeos: Yeah, he's right. Let's go, everybody.

The RWPers continue on to the Recovery Point, and eventually make it there.

dmoss: Hello? Is anyone here? We have someone for you to revive! Hellooooo?

Zkell: Well, I guess nobody's here. Let's go get something to eat!

Zeos: Wait! I heard something...from inside the Recovery Tent!

The rustling continues, and Reaper exits the tent. Reaper was Reapo's twin brother that dmoss & Zkell had met before.

Reaper: Hello! You guys just can't seem to stay away from these places, can you?!

dmoss: Well, we try...

Bynax: I...err, we found this corpse back there *points* a few miles. Is there anything you can do for it?

Reaper: Being that this is a "Recovery Point", I'm sure there's something I can do...;)

Zkell: Sorry, he's new.

Reaper: Happens all the time.

Reaper performs his "magic" and the body of Rin begins to move.

Rin: Where the crap am I?!

Bynax: Rin!! It's you!

Rin: Yeah, you couldn't tell that was me? Boy, aren't we stupid at this time of day?

All: It really is Rin!

Sonic: Rin, how did you die, and why did you fall in that hole right near us?

Rin: We'll talk about that later....now we have some things to take care of!

Zkell: She's right. Let's head towards Reapo's castle...wait.

dmoss: We don't know where that it is, do we?

Zeos: Nope.

Sonic: Well, we better start asking for directions!

Reaper: Helloooo? Forget about me? I know the way to my brother's castle if anyone cares...

Rin: Yeah? Well, could you tell us?

Reaper: Sure! Uh...

Reaper goes on to tell the Team where Reapo's Castle is, in excrutiating detail...

Zkell: Great! Thanks, Reaper. We'll just be on our way, now.

dmoss: You've been a big help, Reaper! Later!

Reaper: Ummm, guys? You know what you said about having room for good guys? Well, I've been pretty bored around here lately, and...

All: Well...

Zeos: Actually, no.

Bynax: We are getting pretty crowded and all...

Sonic: Yeah...I don't remember how we even all got together!

dmoss: Yeah, sorry, Reaper! No room...are you gonna be okay?

Reaper: Yeah, yeah. I'll just hang out here, and be alone. I don't need anybody to have fun. Just kind of a loner, I guess...

Zkell: Okay, good. That's just one more mouth to feed anyway...that reminds me! I'm really hungry! Let's go!!!

The Team (Zkell, dmoss, Zeos, Sonic, Bynax, & Rin) leaves Reaper behind, and continues on their way to Reapo's Castle. On the way, will they somehow get split apart? Will everyone remain living? How many more stops are they going to have to make to the Recovery Point?! Will Reaper join the next group to stop by? Will that group be the RWPers? Will any of these questions be answered in the next installment? Found out, next time!

repobanjo

25th January 2006, 09:00 PM

WARNING: MAJOR PLOT HOLES AFOOT!!!!!!!

The RWPers leave, and all of a suddem, it starts to rain, nobody knows this, but Reaper is actually one of the 3 personalities of Reapo. Whenever water falls on his head, he shifts to the next personality. Reaper is going to change into the 3rd person, one never mentioned. His name is Retpo. He is a person with Phantom personalities, as Reapo is spamiard, and Reaper is a good person. Not even Reapo knows about his other peronalities. He thinks that they are all different people he never sees. He then went to the same food-store that the RWPers were at.

ZSkell: Now that I think about it, I feel sorry for Reaper. He could have been a good addition.

dmoss: Yeah....oh well, it's too late now. Mmmmmmm, this hamburger is good! How about your meals?

ZSkell: Yeah. This Veggie Buger is delicious.

dmoss: Your a vegitarian? *bursts out laughing*.

ZSkell: There's nothing to be ashamed of. Stop the slaughtering of animals!

Zeos: Just, shut up. I see someone suspicous coming!

Retpo enters. Wow, that was one of the shortest bolded sections ever.

Sonic: It's Reapo! (When switching personalities, he does not change apperance).

Retpo: Where? Oh, you must have mistakne me for my brother.....

Rin: Oh, it's Reaper. Well, you might as well eat with us, as you might join us!

Retpo: That's my other brother. I am Retpo, the third brother.

ZSkell: Strange, I have never heard of you.......

Retpo: That's because the other two think I am dead. We were all in an explosion when we were spamiards together, and I dissapeared. Luckily, a nice person named P.o.t.O took care of me, in exchange of being in his alligeance.

Rin: Woohoo! Another phantom! These RWPers wih me are all friends. They will not hurt me or you, so do not worry. We are on an adventure to stop Reapo. Of course, when he is dead, we gotta kill the spamiards.

Retpo: I thought he was one of them!

ZSkell: Nope. He left them when he became too evil. Their leader, lament, died in a battle, never to be ressurected. The spamiard, machanist, took over his place.

Retpo: Interesting.

Rin: *whispering to Retpo*. Unfortunatley, when we defeat the spmiards, we will stab the RWPers in the back and defeat them!

Retpo *whispereing*. Gotcha! *speaking out loud*. Wait, I do not thnk I remember this bird as an RWPer.

Bynax: Uh, yeah. I do not have an alligeance. I have my own reasons to defeat the s[amiards.

Retpo: Creepy........

dmoss: Look, this place is an inn! Let's rest. I'm bushed!

They all get in to a different room, where they go to sleep. What will happen to Reapo? How are the RWPers going to fight back if Retpo gets water on his head? Is there a cure for this multi personality? Find out next time!
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Sorry, but I ran out of ideas.

Minjo

25th January 2006, 10:43 PM

Your idea this time was good Repo, but I gotta fix the one where lament dies... don't get angry with me but... *coughitsuckedcough* :p
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machanist: I'm remembering the moment when the old lament died...

*FLASHBACK*

:mazza : You were the choosen one!

lament: I haite u!!!!11

:mazza : I'll kill you before you even try to destroy our race!

lament: n0b0dy shal klil m3 evaR!!!! Ill scape n ill maek taht im dead LMAO!

:mazza manages to extract lament's DNA (IP) but he escapes anyway, this process transforms lament into a space bacteria, but he isn't dead yet, he's just in a weak form

machanist: Hahahahaha! lament is dead!

:mazza : You're a spamiard too, right?

machanist: Yes! And now I'm the leader since lament is dead!

Where's lament then? Why machanist couldn't remember what really happened? Why was Ice with lament? Find out soon!

BKSonic1234

25th January 2006, 11:05 PM

I haven't posted here in a few days, so...
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Back with the RWPers...

Sonic couldn't sleep, so he went outside to get some fresh air.

Sonic: Hey, who's that?

There was a figure in the distance, and he looked like Retpo.

Sonic: Hey Retpo! You couldn't sleep either, huh?

Retpo: Oh, hey Sonic. Yeah, I couldn't sleep. I was thinking.

Sonic: About what?

Retpo: Just the Past, you know, stuff like that.

Sonic: I dunno why I couldn't sleep. Maybe too much Pepsi. ^_^

Retpo: *Thinking* I kinda like this kid. But he and his friends cannot find any of the Maps.

Just then, it started raining.

Retpo: AHHGHGHGGHHGGH!!!!!!

Sonic: Retpo!! What's going on?!

Retpo changed into Reapo, but Sonic did'nt know.

Sonic: What happened?

Reapo: What am I doing he- Hey! Aren't you one of the RWPers?

Sonic: Uhh...yeah, I'm pretty sure you already know that.

Reapo: So you are!

Reapo elbowed Sonic in the gut.

Sonic: Whagh....What...are...y...ou....doing...??

Sonic fainted, and fell to the ground.

Reapo: Now, I must find the other RWPers, and destroy them!

Reapo...flew away somehow.
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dmoss

29th January 2006, 11:26 PM

When we last left our RWPers, they were sleeping at the Inn. Sonic is fainted outside on the ground. Repto has just escaped, and the group is still sleeping within. Rustling can be heard; it is the sound of dmoss, Zkell, and Rin awaking.

dmoss: What time is it?

Rin: I'm not sure, I don't ever wear a watch. Zkell?

Zkell: Me either. I think it's around 5:30; it's still dark out there.

Rin: Hey, guys...can you see that?

Rin draws attention to Zeos's pocket as he continues to sleep. It appears to be glowing.

dmoss: What in the...?

Zkell: Shaking Zeos. Dude...wake up! Zeos!

He stirs.

Zeos: Hmm? What's going on, guys?

Rin: What's that in your pocket? It's glowing bright yellow!

The rest of the RWPers begin to wake.

Zeos: Oh, this? It's that piece of paper we picked up yesterday afternoon. Wanna see it?

He removes the paper from his pocket. Little does the goup know, that this is a piece to one of the Maps that everyone has been looking for.

Bynax: Whoa! Weird...that paper definitely wasn't glowing like that yesterday.

dmoss: Yeah. I wonder what would make it do that?

Zkell: Wait! Guys, where are Repto & Sonic?

Rin looks out the window in mid-search, and sees Sonic, motionless on the ground.

Rin: Guys! I found Sonic! He's outside on the ground!

The group proceeds outside, and finds Sonic.

Zeos: Shakes Sonic; he stirs. Sonic? Sonic?!

Sonic: Whoa...I don't know what was happening. I came out because I couldn't sleep, and it started to rain. I was on my way back inside...and, I can't really recall the rest.

Bynax: Where's Repto? Was he with you?

Sonic: I...I, uh...can't remember. My stomach and head hurt pretty bad, though. Anyone have some ice?

Rin: Come on, let's go back in the room and get you some ice.

Rin & Sonic exit, and go into the room.

Zkell: Something told me we shouldn't have trusted that guy...

dmoss: I mean, he seemed okay. But, there was just something about him.

Zeos: Guys, we should probably do some research on this piece of paper...something's not right about it, either.

Bynax: Okay. Let's get inside and see how Sonic is. We can look for Repto later.

Meanwhile, we find Re(-pto)(-apo)(-aper) flying through the sky. In a strange turn of events, the rain has had an adverse effect on the new guy/nice guy/villian. He's talking to himself, as he rapidly changes personalities.

Reapo: You guys are boring. What losers! Didn't you ever hear of Supremecy?! I want to rule the world!

Reaper: We're losers? We're not the one without friends and cool jobs!

Repto: I can't believe you, Reapo. I was just beginning to fit-in with everyone there. Then, you had to pull one of your stunts. Grrr!

Reapo: Heh. It must be nice to be spineless. It'll get you no where. No where!

Reaper: If you would have waited a minute, I could've helped Sonic. He didn't do anything to you. He was just trying to make friends with Repto!

Repto: I am...really....tired...*yawn*...

Reapo: If you fall asleep, so help me! We won't be able to keep flying if you do that...

Reaper: Leave him alone, jerk! You're the reason he was up, walking around at 4 am! Creep...we're landing. What's more? We're goin back there, and you're not going to interfere this time!

Repto: *yawn*...sounds good to me.

Reapo: You guys really think that I'm just gonna let you take over like that?! What losers!

Reaper hits himself over the head, in an attempt to stifle his demented "brother". The rain stops, and he stays in the form of Repto again. One of Repto's unsung powers was his ability to quickly transport from one location to another. He used it, and found himself back at the Inn, where his new friends were on their way back inside.

Repto: Guys!

Zkell: Repto? Hey, where have you been?

dmoss: Yeah, we've been looking for you!

The RWPers remain a bit unsure about Repto. How long will it be before Reapo returns to the body? Will our friends see Reaper in Repto? How will they find out about the Map Piece that they recently picked-up? Will anyone remember about the RWP War?! Will the crazy twists never end?! Will anyone else write for this RPG?! Find out, next time!

repobanjo

29th January 2006, 11:56 PM

Repto: I can explain what has happened. I have beem kidnapped by Reapo! I saw Reaper there, too. We were all flying, and I was forced to the wheel. I started to fall asleep. Reapo was getting sleepy too, so hit himself on the head to wake himself up. He must have fallen off. I do not know where Reaper went though.

Rin: That's.....strange. At least your safe.

Sonic: Yeah. We should all go to sleep, now.

Repto: I should, but I have to go to the bathroom all of a sudden.

Repto went, but got some toilet wate on his head.

WARNING: POTTY HUMOR ENSUES!

Retpo: Hng? AUUUUUUHGH!

Sonic: *walk by* Woah. We better call the docotr or something. That's just unnatural. *runs away*

END POTTY HUMOR

So, anyways. Repto has just turned into Reaper. From the groan he just heard, he thought it was Repto being captured by Reapo. He needed to tell the group.

Sonic: So, Repto. How did you groan that loud?

Reaper: No, I am Reaper. I was walking behind the bathroom when I heard that groan. I do belive that Repto was captured by Reapo!

Sonic: We gotta tell the others!

dmoss: *listens to story*. We gotta go help Repto! He may have been suspicous, but he knws about his glowing paper thingy!

Reaper: Well, I hope y'all can swim. We have to go through the oxygenized wter to Reapo's aquatic warehouse! First, I have to go to Reapo's first lair to ransack it. Some of my things are there.

Reaper used a telportation device he found, but coul only make it to Spiral Mountain. He met BZ and the SPAM Reaper there. Now, these two stories intertwine. (http://www.rarewitchproject.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3385) What will happen next?
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Now, the two stories intertwine, so whatever happens there, will happen to me here. Vice-versa.

Minjo

30th January 2006, 12:00 AM

I would continue the story, but I need to read the other one... :(

repobanjo

30th January 2006, 10:30 AM

You don't really have to read it. You can definetly finsih this whole story without even clicking on the Thompson No worries to those of you who think you do.

Kablamooie

31st January 2006, 10:05 PM

Sorry, guys. I've been grounded. C+ in Math. I like the new smilies, though! :approve:

Reapo and Kablamooie are flying through the air.

Kab: Okay, me database tells me that a piece of the map is on...*closes eyes for a second* HIPPIE ISLAND!!!!!!!

Reapo: Wha...?

Kab: You heard me! C'mon, let's go!

Kab and Reapo go diving towards a small island that's shaped like a peace sign. They land. Shortly after, a small chubby man walks up to them.

Man: Like, what's with all the distubances, bro?

Kab: We're looking for a piece of a map.

Man: Oh. Well, the last time I saw it, it was in....THE KITCHEN!!!!!! I saw a space bacteria go in there a little while ago...

Kab: Space Bacteria?

Man: Um...uh...ROCK LOBSTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Reapo: :no:

repobanjo

31st January 2006, 10:48 PM

Uuuhhhh, please read the post before yours. Reapo changes into Reaper without his own knowledge. Now, I will post a segment that leads the two together.

The gang was bushed. They had a hrad days night of drinking and having fun. Tomorrow, they would go to the aquatic warehouse to rescue Retpo and maybe find something. Suddenly, Reaper had a bucket of Gatorade dropped on him in a football game. He ran to his lair to meet with Kab. This brings the story together.

Oh, and REapo can not come in contact with water, as that would cause the personalities to change. LEt's say that hippie island is, "high in the sky", and they were "dovong into the clouds".

Kablamooie

2nd February 2006, 09:15 PM

Ah, but wasn't Reaper in the inn, and Reapo with Kab?

Minjo

2nd February 2006, 10:28 PM

I think Kab was supossed to be with Reapo indeed, but maybe he left him :p

(I'll continue the story after i finish homework)

repobanjo

2nd February 2006, 10:38 PM

NO! They are the same people, as it has been readable. Whenever Reapo comes in contct with water, his brain shifts into a different state of mind, and becomes someone else. They are not seperate people. It's like mulitple personalities. The other people can not leave the body. Kepp that in mind. Everything is fixed now, so I'll just continue the story.

Hippie Island is going nowhere. All the inhabitants were talking about "Voting for Mr. Kite", and "Where did she go? She left home!"

Hippie 1: Vote for Kite! You won't be sorry!

Hippie 2: Vote for Maxwell! He may have been a killer, but it was for a good cause!

Reapo: Ingrates......wait, Maxwell? I do belive I have his hammer. I vote for Kite then! Now, will you tell me if you have seen a map?

Main Hippe: Dude, map?? If we find any paper here, it gets rolled into a major joint!

Reapo: Oh yes......I do remember when I was a hippie. WAIT! YOU TURNED OUR MAP INTO A MARIJUANA ROLL?!?!?!?!?!?

Kab: You were a hippe?

Reapo: Yes. I still am, kind of. I remember my first trip here. Man, I got so wasted......just, can I see Mr. Kite?

Hippie: Yeah man. He's in the kitchen. I gotta lay down. *muttering*Jai guru deva om*end mutter*

Reapo: Did you just....meditiate?

Hippie: Who cares? Just go to Kite, yuppie!

They go to the kitchen to find Mr. Kite.

Mr Kite: Man, this dinner is totally being for the benifet of Mr. Kite! Did you vote for that Maxwell?

Reapo: No, man. I voted for you. Now, have you seen a map joint?

Kite: Yeah. I have it right now, man. Now for some good vibrations. Off to go across the univerese!

Reapo: No! What can I gove you for that joint?

Kite: Man, you gots ta defeat me in a contest!

What will happen in Kite's contest? What happened to the RWPrs? Find out soon!

Man, that was so fun to write!

ralfsmith

5th February 2006, 05:36 PM

Oh its very interesting. Could you provide me more information ?

johntvery@operamail.com

johntvery@hotmail.com

RareBK

5th February 2006, 06:50 PM

What?
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Zeos gets up and opens the door...

Z: Guys, I'm gonna go take a look outside, I heard something...

Zkell: Really? Okay...

Zeos goes outside and a cloak covers him, he jumps up and flys off...

Z:I have some unfinished buisness...

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Where is Zeos going? Next time on The RWP War Z

Kablamooie

19th February 2006, 12:20 AM

Kite: M'kay, dudes. The first challenge is through that door.

Kite points to a door that's covered with grafitti and webspeak. Above it is a sign that reads: t3h dunjin

Kablamooie: Uh-huh.....and what do we have to do inn there?

Kite: Make it to the to the end of the dungeon before me!

Reapo: What's the catch?

Kite: I was hoping you'd ask. You have to go with two annoying webspeak party members. One is a figh73r. The other is a wiz4rd.

Kablamooie: And where are these so-called "party members"?

Kite: At the start of the dungeon.

Reapo: And what about YOUR party members?

Kite: I'll go solo. Now, let the contest begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who will win the contest???? I have NO idea. That's why I was asking you.

Minjo

19th February 2006, 06:36 PM

So, while that annoying little contest was starting, the RWP Team managed to reach hippie island!

Rin: This place sucks...

Dmoss: Indeed.

Zkell: Guys, have any of you noticed that Zeos left?

Dmoss: He had to do a thing or two, but if we manage to beat Reapo here, we can find him later.

Bynax: Let's go people!

The RWPers (and phantoms), start looking for Reapo, and they soon discover that Mr. Kite was holding the contest

Sonic: Vote for Mr. Kite!!!

Rin: Why was that for?

Sonic: I dunno, but for some reason I'm voting for Mr. Kite!!!

The adventurers didn't know that, the air on the island was a subliminative gas that makes everyone vote for Mr. Kite!

Zkell: This isn't good! If we keep... *hick* VOTING FOR MR. KITE!!!*hick* we'll never find Reapo!

Bynax: VOTE!

Meanwhile, in RWPolis, the main town of the RWPers

Ice mario(:mazza): The spamiards are coming, I can see it through my mystical frozen eye... MODERATORS! I SUMMON YOU!!!

In just a second, Gold Jinjo, Icy Guy and GamingMaster2k, appear in front of the Ice Master.

Moderators: You called us master?

:mazza: They're coming! Reapo and the robot who attacked me in the Big Opera House! They want to get all of the map pieces! And they know that I have 3 of the 4 pieces of Grey Jinjo's map! I need you all to defend my Ice Palace from them!

:gold: Just one question my lord: Why should they come here if they're already looking for one map piece at Hippie Island?

:mazza: That's the problem! I'm 99% sure that Mr. Kite's map is the piece i'm missing for our god, Grey Jinjo!

:icy: Let me think for a moment... Reapo has managed to take 2 of the 4 Jeff's maps? And Bynax has eaten 2 of the 4 Andre's maps? Is this a cult or what?

:mazza: You won't understand! Those beasts have a huge amount of power!

:gm2k: So we're only missing the locations of 4 maps I guess, 2 Andre's maps and 2 Jeff's maps?

:mazza: No! Our most respectful RWPers, have found another map piece! But I'm unsure about what map it is...

TO BE CONTINUED... BY YOU

repobanjo

19th February 2006, 07:13 PM

At the contest...

wiz4rd: lol, you n goin rit way!

Reapo: Shut up, shut up, shut up! I am, as I smuggled a radar in here. Now, if I can just survive you guys....

Kab: Boss, they are really starting to piss me off.

figh73r: O Rly?

wiz4rd: Ya Rly!

figh73: No Wai!

Reapo: SHUT UP! I'm GONNA TEAR A HOLE THrouGH YOU THROAGHT!

Meanwhile, at Mr. Kite...

Kite: Man, this maze is easy like Sunday! That's how I managed to get Maxwell lost.... FLASH BACK!

Maxwell: So, whoever finishes the maze is the coolest ever?

Kite: Yep.

Maxwell: SWEET!

5 minutes later

Maxwell: Um, Kite? I can't get out. Help?

Kite: Screw you, ha!

END FLASHBACK!

Kite: So, instead they got Mr. Henderson. Man, I hate that yuppie. Wait, where am I?

Reapo: I heard that? You are lost! I WIN!

Kite: Can you be so sure?

Reapo: Yes. I see the end, stupid.

Kite: I see.....well, here is your paper. I got to go to the secret RIDDLE base to pump more gas in the air. Bye!

Reapo: Well, see ya. I think we might see eachother in RIDDLE....

Kab: Sir! We have 1 of the 4 pieces of the Grey Jinjo map! My database says that the three others are owned by Ice Mario himself.

Reapo: *gasp*. We will get slaughtered if we tryed to fight Ice now. What do we have, 2 of the Jeff's maps? Bynax has 2 Andre maps, and I just got a Grey Jinjo map from Mr. Kite, to be dubbed that Mr. Kite Map. (looks at map). This is strange....the polarity of this map would not match any of the other maps. It's like a map of it's own....

Kab: I have never heard of a 4th map!

Reapo: Yes. In fact, there is no ends to this. This, the Mr. Kite map, is in fact it's own map! We have just found the 4th map!

Kab: What do we do with it?

Zeos: I an answer that.....

Both: ZEOS?

Zeos: Yes. I have come here to find you. I am a treasure hunter in disguise, hunting for the maps. The map that you have is the RIDDLE map, created by the one known as SubDrag.

Kab: What? SubDrag has nothing to do with RIDDLE!

Zeos: That may be true, but it was created by him. He had slipped it into Mr. Kites terrriotory when it became too powerful for him. Now that you have it, you are mayor of Hippie Island. You control it all, since Mr. Kite lost and Maxwell supsoedlly died. This is also the main source to the other maps. Without this map, the others are powerless. So, iof the heroes have the other maps, you can tear this one up to destroy the rest!

Reapo: That's great and all, but why did you tell me? I'm evil!

Zeos: You are? I could swear that you were Reaper! Oh god, no!

Zeos runs back to the group. Speaking of group...

Dmoss: This is starting to creep me out. Maxwell is dead? I thought he wad running for mayor!

Skell: Oh, well. Hey, where's Reaper?

From the Jack Thompson dimension, Reaper falls out of the sky with Retpo.

Both: Geronimo!

The others: Woah!

Reapo and Retpo fall into the other group, and finally see them again.

Skell: How did you two get to the sky?

Reaper: Well, the funny thing is that we were all the same person. Me, him, and Reapo. We were all in the same body. When one of us came in contcat with water, we would switch. We were taken to a surgeon who made us all into three bodies. So, here we are.

Retpo: HOME! I finally made it back to Hippie Island!

Rin: Well, nice to have you guys here. Come on, we got to find Reapo!

What map did the group find that Ice never said? What's the deal with the RIDDLE mpa? I don't know!

Minjo

19th February 2006, 08:24 PM

Reapo: Bwahahahahahahahaha! With this 4th map, I'll rule everything!

Kab: Master! Look! wiz4rd and Figh7er are doing weird things! Ewww...

Reapo: What in the...? What's this oddness???!!

They didn't know this, but wiz4rd and Figh73r was a mutated-morphed-divided form of this tale's space bacteria... lamentofgrunty!

wiz4rd:*mutates*ArghyutgfhgROFL

figh73r:*mutates*Lmaorort re86j? LOL

They both fuse into lament!

Kab: WAAAAATCH OUT!!! He's coming at us!!!

space bacteria lament: wooooooooooooooooooooo00000000000000000ttttttt!!!1 1111

lament dashes at Reapo and takes the RIDDLE map!

lament: REPOWNED! 1 g0t ur m4p! W000t! *victory dance*

Reapo: You fool! You don't even have an human form anymore! What kind of sh¡t are you now? And hand over the map!

lament: Lemme xp4lin evrythin LOL, taht ice marion t0ok my IP lol, ya bekame a spase baktery lol

Kab: Ice Mario almost killed you? (My database contains no info. about Ice ever using violence... hmmm... very strange indeed)

Reapo: Anyway moron! Give me the map! You don't even know how to use it!

Mr. Kite enters!

Mr. Kite: Hahahahahahaha! Good job lament! You took both his map and the rest of his maps right?

lament: Errr... no? 1 jus7 took teh riddle map LMAO

Mr. Kite: Idiot! You were suposed to take all the maps! Argghh!

Reapo: He's working for you? Pathetic! Why do you want the rest of my maps anyway?

Mr. Kite: None of your business!

What are Mr. Kite's real intentions? Will they ever manage to revive all of the beasts? Why the RWPers haven't come yet? Find out soon!