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Kazooie-Tooie
27th August 2009, 01:44 AM
... Of milk. Now my mom's pissed off, what do I do?
wkw427
27th August 2009, 01:45 AM
Clean it up
HUMANZ
27th August 2009, 01:47 AM
tell that bitch to pick the milk up.
cooperace27
27th August 2009, 01:49 AM
tell that bitch to pick the milk up.
That will go over well
HUMANZ
27th August 2009, 01:53 AM
You have to be assertive with your mother.
Tell her whose boss.
repobanjo
27th August 2009, 02:09 AM
How'd you manage to spill the whole gallon without picking it up?
Pez
27th August 2009, 02:10 AM
There is no point crying over spilt milk.
So don't do anything.
Hey, I'm Grump
27th August 2009, 02:24 AM
There is no point crying over spilt milk.
So don't do anything.
Oh snap, appropriate metaphor.
Siege
27th August 2009, 02:32 AM
Don't cry about it.
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repobanjo
27th August 2009, 02:44 AM
There is no point crying over spilt milk.
So don't do anything.
Don't cry about it.
www.instantrim- (http://www.instantrimshot.com) *shot*
Don't cry over spilt milk!
firealpha
27th August 2009, 02:47 AM
Actually I do believe that saying only applies to metric amounts of milk. Since a gallon is not metric, cry if you want.
Gaming Master2k
27th August 2009, 03:04 AM
Be careful she doesn't stab you in the neck...
Can't believe that hadn't been said yet :p
Deebs
27th August 2009, 03:05 AM
Cry over it.
Peanut
27th August 2009, 03:10 AM
Kill her, it's the only way.
StarFox
27th August 2009, 03:24 AM
Kill her, it's the only answer.
It's the only hway.
Peanut
27th August 2009, 03:25 AM
It's the only hway.
Thanks for the correction.
StarFox
27th August 2009, 03:27 AM
What, I can't be Jack Black or a Beelzeboss reference now? God, everyone's a critic.
Korra
27th August 2009, 03:52 AM
Clean it up by putting newspaper over it and leave it to dry...
Dylan Yoshi
27th August 2009, 03:58 AM
On the bright side, you can celebrate this moment once Milk Day comes, whenever that is this year. Wait, did it already happen this year or not?
Taiokaion
27th August 2009, 04:39 AM
I was really hoping the gallon was of PCP...thread disappointed
Clean it up and apologize.
Oz the Gay and Powerful
27th August 2009, 05:47 AM
I don't see how you could have dropped an entire gallon unless you held the carton upside-down.
pinkbull
27th August 2009, 06:01 AM
I was really hoping the gallon was of PCP...thread disappointed
I want to know who even manufactures a gallon of PCP that's insane.
dragon_kazoooie
27th August 2009, 06:19 AM
Hah.....Hah..ha..ha ha ha hah ha haaaa, wow that must really suck for you then.
Dan
27th August 2009, 10:30 AM
he said drop, not spilt... ..... hell, he might not even have spilt a drop? idk either way he didnt just spill the entire thing im sure.
also, anyone here stupid enough to try and drink all 4L of milk in 1 sitting? god it hurts so bad
.:Alex:.
27th August 2009, 11:06 AM
Grab some kittehs to drink it all up.
Of course, they're probably allergic to it and thus will result in very bad things.
Snagprophet
27th August 2009, 11:18 AM
You should have bought it in litres rather than gallons.
Avarice
28th August 2009, 01:28 AM
I use my socks to wipe up spills, but a whole gallon of milk? Tricky...
MetalHeroOfTime
28th August 2009, 01:31 AM
Use the force, to clean up the milk.
Adam
28th August 2009, 01:34 AM
I want to know who even manufactures a gallon of PCP that's insane.
Yeah. People use some weird stuff for collateral for that shit, too.
Kazooie-Tooie
28th August 2009, 02:02 AM
It moved to a corner and now it's eying me. im scared
Adam
28th August 2009, 05:15 AM
If that's the case, it's PCP. And you drank some.
Taiokaion
28th August 2009, 05:54 AM
Yeah. People use some weird stuff for collateral for that shit, too.
I'm really happy you got it, because no one else did.
Anyways, gotta pick up my kids...
Kazooie-Tooie
28th August 2009, 04:45 PM
Those damn white kids and their gallons of PCP.
Chicken Eater 40652
28th August 2009, 05:04 PM
Kill her, it's the only way.
You win the sig quote! :D
Walrus
28th August 2009, 05:07 PM
I've done that at work before. I've determined if you drop from 4ft off the ground or less, it does not break. Half-gallons can be dropped up to 5-6ft without bursting.
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