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Minjo
30th January 2006, 01:06 AM
Nah it isn't a special edition but rather a whole new "continue the story" all for you! :D

But this time there's a new rule:

The next sentence should be something completely diferent from the previous one!!! :eek:

Example:
Banjo was lost in...
...the chesse monster's belly who had a...
...chance to win lottery because...
...Michael jackson gave him a ticket from the poo mountain lottery when(...)

See? The story destroyed banjo in the 2nd sentence! :)

Now let's start:

There was this lonely mansion full of tiny Ice Mario's ghost until someone discovered it...
Gruntling
30th January 2006, 01:15 AM
...was actually nothing but a big lump of cheese with toxic fumes, making everybody hallucinate tiny Ice Mario's ghost, when all of a sudden...
Dragon_Kazooie
30th January 2006, 01:28 AM
...Nintendo bought Rare for 2 cents!! but something very bad happens, something that...
P.o.t.O
30th January 2006, 01:31 AM
The Phantom found very amusing and used as an amusing anecdote at lots of parties. At one of these parties...
BKSonic1234
30th January 2006, 01:36 AM
...someone killed a glass of punch, thus ripping a hole in the fabric of space and time...
DevilBottles
30th January 2006, 01:42 AM
of the old lady across the street's quilt she made for her outer-space addicting grandson. This made her....
repobanjo
30th January 2006, 10:37 AM
....kill Rupert Murdock. When this happened, his ghost sweared revenge on......
P.o.t.O
30th January 2006, 04:00 PM
LamentofGrunty and all his stupid copies. The ghost chased them down to Australia, where...
Ice Lightning
30th January 2006, 04:17 PM
...A giant monkey came and sang the macarena, but as this happened...
BanjoSonic
30th January 2006, 05:42 PM
...GM2K killed it, and then killed Lament and his ridiculous clone accounts. He then travelled to...
repobanjo
30th January 2006, 06:37 PM
...where he was now. He was complimented on how fast he got there.
Minjo
30th January 2006, 07:20 PM
...then the strawberry children saved the 80th dimension and brought peace back to the world, but meanwhile...
BanjoSonic
30th January 2006, 08:08 PM
...Barney Gumble puked up mario_bob and the Thunder Key (yet another ice key ripoff), then the Thunder Key...
repobanjo
30th January 2006, 08:10 PM
fell into the stapler. This caused the whole world to speak French, which.....
BanjoSonic
30th January 2006, 08:14 PM
...made Koops emit a demonic "EEP!" powerful enough to...
BKSonic1234
30th January 2006, 08:16 PM
...turn the world inside out, so everyone is burning up...
BanjoSonic
30th January 2006, 08:28 PM
...and Mickey Mouse's ears look like pruning shears. With them he...
Ice Lightning
30th January 2006, 08:48 PM
...Chopped up Jack Thompson and threw him into space. This meant...
Dragon_Kazooie
30th January 2006, 09:21 PM
...aliens served him up for dinner. One let out a fart so stinky...
Gruntling
30th January 2006, 10:47 PM
...that it caused the universe itself to implode! Then...
Kaz da Breegull
30th January 2006, 11:31 PM
...George Bush had a heart attack during a speech! Oh dear. Afterwards...
Minjo
30th January 2006, 11:53 PM
...USA became evil and tried to attack México, which killed Minjo and his city, but suddenly an idiot whose name was...
repobanjo
31st January 2006, 12:02 AM
John the baker decided to direct his attck to the most unrecognizable country, aka Finland. This turns it into a giant report card, which.....
MewChan
31st January 2006, 12:23 AM
...ate King Kong and in the process of dancing to the.....
BanjoSonic
31st January 2006, 05:25 PM
...Mario (There is a "Do the Mario"), suddenly the Microsoft HQ imploded due to shards of crystals, and then Bill Gates' severed head got grilled, causing...
repobanjo
31st January 2006, 06:41 PM
...a telephone to rise up out of the ruins of Abbethine. The telephone took over until...
Minjo
31st January 2006, 06:47 PM
...The simpsons were killed by Jack Thompson, who went to jail along with the telephone before...
Ice Lightning
31st January 2006, 06:55 PM
...A stampede of chickens ran into the white house where...
Minjo
31st January 2006, 07:03 PM
...a bull jumped 2.70 meters long and... :rolleyes:
BanjoSonic
31st January 2006, 07:22 PM
...ate some ice cream. Hakey Wake, Gruntling and R Hunter appeared and together they...
Ice Lightning
31st January 2006, 09:27 PM
..joined together and formed R Hakeyling just in time for...
P.o.t.O
1st February 2006, 12:55 AM
The chance to watch P.o.t.O hijack this thread! What will happen now? Well...
BanjoSonic
1st February 2006, 07:49 PM
...BanjoSonic, with his backpack, smashed a n00b's face in because that n00b had disconnected on him in MKDS. As he did however, the n00b's head fell off because it was a fake head and this n00b is really...
repobanjo
2nd February 2006, 01:18 AM
.....a void. This sucked up the entire stock of cheese, thereofre rendering the RWP useless (it cheese-powered, y'know).
BKSonic1234
2nd February 2006, 01:44 AM
...and the void was aimed straight into BKSonic's mouth, and when the RWPers found out, they...
Minjo
2nd February 2006, 01:53 AM
...went out to eat pizza in a haunted chicken restaurant, the owner of the restaurant was...
repobanjo
2nd February 2006, 01:54 AM
a diluted old man, rather clean though. So, he went to the table they were at and....
Minjo
2nd February 2006, 01:58 AM
...he began dancing "la macarena", so everyone yelled at him and they looked for another haunted chicken restaurant but on their road they found...
repobanjo
2nd February 2006, 02:01 AM
...the whole Carnival of Light. How joyous! So, with that, they.....
Ice Lightning
2nd February 2006, 05:38 PM
...danced all night and met a friendly wombat called Norman. He helped them to...
repobanjo
2nd February 2006, 06:57 PM
blow up a planet called "mentoland". In the remains of mentoland....
Minjo
2nd February 2006, 07:06 PM
...there was the remains of another remains that used to be the home of the grimm reaper's society, and with that..
BanjoSonic
2nd February 2006, 07:08 PM
...a 5000m tall cauldron awaited Hakey Wake's clone accounts, so it can...
Ice Lightning
5th February 2006, 08:10 PM
...boil Shakey Bake and the others, but just as this happened the great and almighty fire mongoose came and...
RareBK
5th February 2006, 08:22 PM
Ate the Cauldron, which in turn caused...
Minjo
5th February 2006, 10:31 PM
...All the people in the world to speak like: 死神第十一番队, but then a dude called...
BlueBreegull
6th February 2006, 12:24 AM
...Satan ate some spinach and became exceptionally powerful, and pulled everyone into Hell where they were...
Minjo
6th February 2006, 12:29 AM
...were wasting their time and space in a satanic forum known as Groversucks at antijag.tripod... *hint hint*
BlueBreegull
6th February 2006, 12:34 AM
...but the owners of the forum realized that they hated life and everything about it, and so they hung themselves. Afterward...
BanjoSonic
7th February 2006, 04:44 PM
...a bizarre piece of cheese appeared and turned a Banjo-Tooie game pak into...
BlueBreegull
12th February 2006, 08:42 AM
well, nothing really, because cheese can't transform game cartidges. But a child attempted to eat the cheese, and ended up choking to death on it instead. The child's sister was a...
John
12th February 2006, 09:22 AM
...manly sort, not that there's anything wrong with that, because it's what's on the inside that counts, and on its inside there was...
repobanjo
12th February 2006, 03:25 PM
a spider. The spider was a happy one, so e decided to jump up and down. So...'
BanjoSonic
12th February 2006, 03:45 PM
...every paperback book in the world turned inside out, causing...
Ice Lightning
12th February 2006, 03:57 PM
...time to start running backwards meaning the IP ban on Lament went, so people...
MewChan
12th February 2006, 05:29 PM
...ate baby bunnies, PETA was angry with this so they.....
Minjo
12th February 2006, 05:37 PM
...burned a random country, which killed all the animals there, causing...
BlueBreegull
12th February 2006, 07:38 PM
the entire populace to starve. This made a high demand for gravediggers, and so these positions were filled by...
Ice Lightning
12th February 2006, 07:48 PM
...happy clowns as the company thought to hire someone who could make the job look less evil, although he also hired...
BanjoSonic
13th February 2006, 08:38 PM
...a magical music box that plays "Pop Goes the Weasel" at triple speed, this made a random meteor...
repobanjo
13th February 2006, 09:21 PM
get destroyed by a floating submarine. The inhabitants in it went, "WTF?", then fell into a sea of holes. The sea of holes then.....
BanjoSonic
14th February 2006, 09:13 PM
...swallowed up the entire Andromeda Galaxy that was threatening to suck up the Milky Way (Our galaxy) :eek:!! Then the universe kinda...
DevilBottles
15th February 2006, 01:04 AM
... cried :( Because this is most likely impossible, a superhero who was in hiding in a cave ...
repobanjo
15th February 2006, 01:26 AM
...turned into a fly. Subsequentially, he flew into the "McFlyhater's" house. Hillarity ensues. The fly turned out after the flight to be...
DevilBottles
15th February 2006, 02:04 AM
... lamentofgrunty, but a heroic moderator from some far off forum he went to after the RWP swatted him with a fly swatter. This upset the gods of bad writing, who ...
s.w.a.t
25th February 2006, 01:46 AM
...decided it they were better off and ate his dead body causing his inner powers to be unleashed which...