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Rickwakefan123
29th October 2009, 02:40 AM
Obama was nominated and for the Nobel Peace prize 14 days after being in office, 14 days of him doing basically nothing, nothing prize worthy anwyways. He goes on to win the Peace prize, after doing nothing.

Now we have H1N1, the disease that was once around, and has come back. My theory? It was a conspiracy. Brought back on purpose.

Obama had nothing to his name yet for winning the prize, so he needed something big to act on, to show his power and leadership as a president. So the government, or whoever, releases a mutated strand of H1N1 to let Obama show himself.

If you somewhat believe me I'm happy. I just kind-of thought about this and wrote it down.
kfred
29th October 2009, 02:48 AM
Where's the part where Obama is the anti-christ?
IronCrue34
29th October 2009, 06:20 AM
Yeah, AIDS is a pretty fishy virus as well. The conservatives unleashed it into the homosexually inclined communities to destroy them, since they were believed to be the only people who could catch the virus at the time.

Your theory is brilliant, man. Let's take our stand!
wkw427
29th October 2009, 01:03 PM
The prize is given for people who are in the process of doing something amazing, to keep the motivated.
Cooki-Cooki
29th October 2009, 01:31 PM
The prize is given for people who are in the process of doing something amazing, to keep the motivated.
Stop spewing ignorance.
Twi
29th October 2009, 02:00 PM
I thought he got it for leaving our country defenseless?

Didn't he shut down the Long Range Missile Program or something?
Shotty2Hotty
29th October 2009, 02:09 PM
wat is hini?
Twi
29th October 2009, 02:34 PM
^ H1N1 is the Scientific Name for the Swine Flu.
Shotty2Hotty
29th October 2009, 02:43 PM
ok thanx
Guitar
29th October 2009, 02:43 PM
I hate conspiracies.
Hakey Wake
29th October 2009, 03:59 PM
Probably shot JFK, too.

And Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Smouvy
29th October 2009, 04:01 PM
^ H1N1 is the Scientific Name for the Swine Flu.

^ Swine Flu is the incorrect formulated name of the Mexican Flu.
wkw427
29th October 2009, 04:46 PM
Which is actually the incorrect term for Commie Flu
Breegullbeak
29th October 2009, 10:41 PM
Which is really the avian swine flu in disguise. Word.
Pez
29th October 2009, 10:43 PM
Jews did 9/11.
The Banjonator
29th October 2009, 10:47 PM
~Just get your damn vaccine!~
kfred
29th October 2009, 11:58 PM
Obama is 9/11.
BK3fan
30th October 2009, 12:06 AM
I proud of you guys. There hasn't been on Stop 'n' Swop reference in this thread yet!
Tooie
30th October 2009, 12:09 AM
You've been funded by the government. To make you look more powerful. The H1N1 government conspiracy theories... are a government conspiracy.

God, I love how you can pick a unique quote from South Park for almost every different subject.
Dylan Yoshi
30th October 2009, 12:09 AM
I proud of you guys. There hasn't been on Stop 'n' Swop reference in this thread yet!

Well, there is now. Great going.
Tanjo
30th October 2009, 12:58 AM
My "conspirational theory". (http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7823/left4dead.jpg)
BK3fan
30th October 2009, 11:07 PM
Well, there is now. Great going.

Nice one.