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13th February 2006, 08:15 AM
The Story thus far:
Grunty was lying almost dead completely in a place Called Hailfire peaks right in an icy cold lake!
Grunty: Banjo and Kazooie are going to paid for this deed, For a new body I need.
Suddenly a shadow swooped over Grunty and see started in amazement as a shadow hovered over her.
Chilly Willy: Why is it that I just lost to Banjo and Kazooie, I was just wanting a pizza, but no they lied and said they didn't have one!
Grunty: Who are you Wartface!
Chilly Willy: Who dares to call the mighty Chilly Willy Wartface is it that stupid, pitiful, Jiggy collector Facade, putrid, cruddy, Bear and Bird freaks.
Grunty: No, It is I Grunty the evilest, witch...
Chilly Willy: Oh, it's just some bony old hag!
*Chilly Willy then knocks Grunty away with one claw swipe*
Chilly Dark: I must have my revenge, I know! I'll gather a group of the toughest villans on the island. Then I'll Seek my revenge!
*Chilly Willy laughs evily in the background*
Banjo: Shoot, I lost at cards again. Why me?
Kazooie: Well that's because I stopped cheating, C'mon Banjo let me cheat!
Mumbo: Mumbo almost win, All Mumbo has to do is get one more Dubloon.
Bottles: Hey, Mumbo you took the cheat sheet Kazooie wrote down give it to me!
To be continued!
13th February 2006, 08:05 PM
Wow! an awesome story- i am hoping to write a fan-fic too, and i can't wait for this 2 be continued ;)
13th February 2006, 08:26 PM
Just to let you now it's not a fanfic it's a RPG I made you can be in it as any of the caracters who haven't been seen yet you can even put in your own caracter as long as it fits in with the series ok freakycheato ok the next scene is going to be one where Chilly Willy (me) and the other Bosess sit in a room marked Villans R us!
14th February 2006, 04:01 AM
i sent u a PM about my character, once u have read it i will delete this post.
14th February 2006, 04:03 AM
Oh I've read it just don't delete the post or It'll be double posting ok so any ways here it comes!
Chilly Willy was sitting at one edge of a huge table in an important room called Villans R us.
Chilly Willy: Now to complete my master plan I'll require but one thing.
Chilly then dials a number and calls the bosses of BK and BT.
Chilly Willy: Yes I would like to speak to Terry, Weldar, Targetzan, Mingy Jongo, Mr Patch, Old King Coal, Lord Woo Fak Fak, Nipper, and Snacker!
After some talking Chilly hangs up the phone and sighs.
Chompa (after popping out of a portrate): What is wrong master?
Chilly Willy: My foolish traitor of a brother has betrayed me entirely!
Suddenly the doorbell rings (it sounds like a lightning storm) and Chilly answers it.
Terry and the other villans: We are here, sorry we are late!
Chilly Willy: Never mind that come in and let's discuss my, err our master plan shall we?
Terry and Villans: Ok then.
Suddenly Chilly Willy gets an email he clicks it.
Chilly Willy *reading*: My name is FreakyC secretly joined your ultimate Villans as one of the heads your the other I shall talk to you more in person with my webcam!
To be contiued (by you freakycheato):
14th February 2006, 05:11 AM
The villans sat around the table nervous in VIllans r us, waiting for freakyC's call. Suddenly the large wall-hung computer monitor flickered to life. FreakyC was a silhouette who spoke in a computer-altered voice.
FreakyC: Greetings villans.
Targitzan My old friend, freakycheato!!!
Suddenly, a laser charged out of a slot in the monitor and hit targitzan, who fell to the ground, electrocuted, but alive.
FreakyC: I am no longer freakycheato! Following my turn to your side, i am now FreakyC and i endaevour to get what i REALLY want!
Chilly WIlly: What the hell is it you want?
freakyC: Easy. Come to the sealed door outside GI at midnight. That is my base. we will talk then!!!! also, do you guys like pizza? i might get one
The screen snapped off with a dialog box 'CONNECTION TERMINATED'
The villans looked at each other around the room.
Nipper: Should we go?
Continue it chillydark!
14th February 2006, 05:29 AM
Chill Willy's eyes grew red.
Chilly Willy: Yes we should in fact I think I should see this FreakyC!
Chilly's eyes turned blood red and he turned pitch black!
Terry: What the crap is wrong with you Chilly Willy.
ChillyDark: IT'S CHILLY DARK YOU FOOLS!
Terry: Y-yyyess master Silly Willy!
ChillyDark became furious he shot a huge icy black beam at Terry, blood oozed from his chair.
ChillyDark: NOW DOES ANYONE WANT TO JOIN HIM!
All: No please master, spare us!
ChillyDark: GOOD NOW LET'S SEE THIS FREAKYC PERSON!
Banjo: Damn. I lost again Kazooie get the freakin cheat book already!
Kazooie: It's not my fault you lost the stupid thing it's Mumbo's he is cheating using it!
Mumbo: Mumbo no cheat with book, Mumbo just having fun though won 20 games straight!
Bottles: You may as well give up Banjo he is the best player here!
Suddenly Humba Wumba knocks at the door.
Humba: Hey! Big heap Bear and Bird and amatuer shamen Mumbo.
Jingaling is behind her with Klungo.
Jingaling: Yo, It's me King Jingling I've brought Klungo so let's play cards!
Klungo: Ok, Let's start a new game then after...
Suddenly a flash of lightning struck the house!
FreakyC: Heh heh heh If Chilly can't kill you guys I will!
To be contiued it's your turn Freakycheato!
14th February 2006, 05:58 AM
banjo and kazooie stumbled out of the house, fazed. their house was in ruin and mumbo was lying there, unconcious.
BANJO: hey- where's humba?
KAZOOIE: Dead, by the looks of things. Oh well, ashes to ashes du...
MUMBO(waking): Big light come from above
Banjo and kazooie looked above to see a huge zeppelin floating above the ruined house. On the zeppelin was a symbol which had a black stop n swop egg and the name FreakyC in bold writing.
BANJO: who are you?
FREAKYC: I am freakyC-the soon to be evil master of the universe! But it seems only that pathetic humba got killed. Oh well, time to go now- i have to meet some er... friends. But here's something to remember me by!
FreakyC then dropped a huge bomb near them, which exploded into tear gas. As the 3 of them fell to the ground writhing in pain, the zeppelin flew off.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------Outside the door near GI, tensions were high. All of Villans 'r us were arguing and old news was flaring up, like terry's death, targitzan's injury which had put him in hospital, and Mingy Jongo leaving to become a jehova's.
CHILLYDARK: Enough! I say this guy could never be this great! He sounds like he's bluffing!
SNACKER: MAster is right! He sounds like he's just a little fuc-
A zeppelin flew above them and landed on the train tracks. A mysterious man in a cloak hiding his face stepped out.
FREAKYC: Yes! Now step inside or become sharkfood!
Snacker looked offended. With that, FreakyC opened the door with a key card and ushered them in.
They stood in a large metal corridor with large metal doors matching the one thay had entered up the sides, and a huge black door at the end guarded by a laser screen
FREAKYC: Good, Now step inside.
OLD KING COLE: I don't trust you
FREAKYC: Good. You shouldn't.
They all walked down the corridor to the other end where freakyC opened the door and they went inside.
Your turn now, Chillydark
14th February 2006, 07:12 AM
I can't yet because I have to go to bed It is midnight after all and I need to go to school tommorow, so you finish it has something to do with the creation of DarkBanjo (a Banjo clone) and Chilli Billi's death at my hands and also banjo and Kazooie get attacked by DarkBanjo ok g'night!
14th February 2006, 07:25 AM
The hexagonal room at the other end of the corridor was immense. In thier side of the wall (the 1st wall) was the door and two LCD TV monitors on either side showing the corridor from different angles. On the 2nd wall was a glass case with gamesharks, pro action replays and every cheatind device known to man. On the 3rd wall was a huge mahogany desk with 3 powerful computers and all kinds of hardware, along with piles of paper. On the 4th wall was a huge wall-bound cinema screen with a n64 sitting on a shelf below it, and the 5th wall had a workbench with thousands of cupboards and on the workbench lay a disassembled gameshark lying next to a screwdriver.
CHILLYDARK: Wow. Nice pad.
FREAKYC: and this is just the main room.
LORD WOO FAK FAK: So, what's your plan?
FREAKYC: Sit down.
Villans r us sat down in a large table in the room's centre.
FREAKYC: Now listen. I have a plan to change villany as we know it.
FreakyC pulled out a remote control and pressed a button, the tv screen showed a picture of banjo defeating grunty.
FREAKYC: As we know, banjo and kazooiee are real tough.
WELDAR: Got that right.
FREAKYC: So, we need to make the one thing as strong as themselves... themselves!
CHILLYDARK: But how?
FREAKYC: Just you wait and see... this is my plan to make what i call dark banjo... but first i need some DNA, but i already have a man working on it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------Meanwhile, Banjo and kazooie walked disorientated through jinjo village.
KAZOOIE: C'mon bear brains, we need to see jingaling and tell him evil is afoot.
BANJO: we're almost there.
Suddenly, a minjo jumped out from the bushes and cornered them.
BANJO: aah.. minjo!
MINJO: stand still!
And the minjo took a pricker and took a drop of banjo's blood, and plucked one of kazooie's feathers. Then he sprang away into the night.
KAZOOIE: What the fuc-
Meanwhile, in the darkness, the minjo pulled out a cellphone and called FreakyC.
MINJO: Your highness... I have It.
FREAKYC OVER PHONE: Good. Now bring it to me.
Your turn Chillydark!
14th February 2006, 07:59 PM
Banjo: Damn, I lost alot of blood.
Kazooie: Whatever, pitiful mortal Bear.
Kazooie: No, I'm searious buzz the @#%% off!
Banjo: Kazooie, Is that you?
Kazooie?: No, It is I DarkKazooie!
Banjo: What, DarkKazooie?
DarkKazooie: Yes, Darkazooie now you end is near.
Darkkazooie whistles then DarkBanjo appears.
Darkkazooie: Bout time too!
DarkBanjo: You shall die.
Banjo and DarkBanjo fight with claws
Kazooie: I'm back hey what the *&^%!
Banjo: Help me Kazooie.
Kazooie: Very well.
Kazooie and DarkKazooie fight with. Well feathers.
FreakyC: Lord Woo fak fak I need to see you!
Lord Woo: Yes master.
FreakyC: Go underwater and get the treasure there at the temple the Aqua Sapphire.
Lord Woo: Yes master.
Two horus later: I'm Back!
FreakyC: Did you get the treasure?
Lord Woo: Yes, it's right here.
FreakyC: Good, now ChillyDark you fly off to the temple
ChillyDark: Why do you need these thigs anyway?
FreakyC: Because, they used to make me the strongest being on the island.
ChillyDark: Ok, I'll go be back in a minute!
Your turn FreakyCheato!
14th February 2006, 08:34 PM
BANJO:Who are you!
DARKBANJO: Created by the almighty freakyC, i come to destroy you!
KAZOOIE: your fly's undone
Kazooie shoots a grenade egg at dark banjo and knocks him back. He is unaffected.
DARK KAZOOIE: Say Freeze!
Dark kazooie shoots a beam of ice at regular kazooie, freezing her.
BANJO: KAZOOIE! NO!
DARKBANJO: Now time to die!
Dark banjo shoots a huge red laser out of his palm at them. They lie there unconscious
DARKBANJO: Got them!
DARK KAZOOIE: Now we finish them once and for all!
As chillydark flew, his rage boiled. He shouldn't have to listen to this freakyC, i mean whats so good about him? Suddenly, over the top of his ice volcano, stood a huge minjo with pale pasty skin and pink eyes with ghastly red centres.
THE MINJO: I am the minjonater- King of the minjos! I have been sent to destroy you!
MINJONATER: FreakyC's orders! he plans to overthrow the whole villans r us society and use you to get what he wants!
CHILLYDARK: what is it he wants?
MINJONATER: all shall be revealed in good time! But because you are the most powerful, you shall be destroyed!
CHILLYDARK: Bring it on!
The minjonater shot a huge jet of white hot fire at chillydark. INstantly, he fell throught the sky. But he was immune to fire, he was faking.
As soon as he was gone, Chillydark flew back to base.
Back in the base, the villans were in a room with a large pit sunk into the floor. Seats lined the pit, and in the middle on a huge lectern was freakyC.
CHILLYDARK: FreakyC! some crazed minjo attacked me!
FREAKYC: oh... really... thats um too bad!
Suddenly, chillydark gasped. he light from the open door revealed freakyC's eyes shining behind his cloak. They were pink with red centres.
Chillydark's turn for the chapter where someone (not freakyC) dies!
14th February 2006, 10:03 PM
ChillyDark: You, traitor!
FreakyC: This will be your burial ground!
FreakyC builds up energy into his sword and aims it at ChillyDark.
FreakyC: Your dead ChillyDark!
Chilli Billi: I don't think so!
Chilly Willy aka ChillyDark watchs in horror as Chilli Billi gets hit by the blast!
Chilli Billi: Goodbye, brother...
Chilli Billi falls to the ground dead.
FreakyC: Damn, I missed you ChillyDark but I'll not miss next time you were spared for now.
The others except for Chilly and FreakyC start to cry.
ChillyDark: Damn, Look what you did to my brother!
ChillyDark charges at FreakyC but FreakyC just counter attacks Chilly lands on his feet but oddly enough, not injured.
FreakyC: FOOL, I AM IMMORTAL!
ChillyDark: WELL SO AM I!
Banjo: There DarkBanjo and Kazooie are finally dead.
Kazooie: *pants* That was harsh!
Jigaling: Yo, Banjo my man.
Banjo and Kazooie look to see Jingaling, Klungo and Bottles.
Jingaling: He's coming *pants* he's coming!
Banjo: Who's coming?
Suddenly FreakyC appears and he walks toward Banjo and Kazooie.
FreakyC: Heh heh heh... I let's shall we say locked up ChillyDark and the other Bosses and what do I find Banjo and Kazooie!
Banjo: You fiend, what are you going to do.
FreakyC: Kill you, of course but first I must kill Bottles!
Kazooie: Why would you do that?
FreakyC: Since Jamjars is dead, only Bottles can teach you moves.
FreakyC aims at Bottles and shotts him, killing him!
Banjo: *Gasp* Bottles...
Back to you freakycheato
15th February 2006, 12:03 AM
BOTTLES: In death, i shall give you the one thing to help you defeat the stonie god (hands banjo a bottle of spring water)
BANJO: he's delirious!
BOTTLES: The answers lie in banjo-kazooie (dies.)
FREAKYC: Enough! (points sword at banjo and kazooie) I will spare you if you give me the 6 eggs from banjo- kazooie!
BANJO: We will never-
KAZOOIE: here you go (hands over eggs)
BANJO: Well, being noble was good while it lasted
FREAKYC: At last! Power to the minjos!
KAZOOIE: Who are you?
BANJO: Tell us!
FREAKYC: Very Well... (pulls back cloak to reveal he is...
BANJO: The Minjonater!
MINJONATER: Good. Good. You now know my real identity! So you must die!
Minjonater pointed his sword towards banjo and kazooie and charged up a blue laser
KAZOOIE: Oh Crap.
Meanwhile, in the prison compound near jade snake grove in mayahem temple, Villans r us sat trapped in prison. They had been locked there by freakyC ever since he had revealed he was really the Minjonater. They sat in the cell and were all sad at the loss of chilli billi.
CHILLYDARK: Stop crying you weak goons! We have to get out of here
NIPPER: But how can you say that! your brother's dead!
CHILLYDARK Don'y you think i'm sad- but were villans, not villanesses
SNACKER: That's it chillydark, i swear i-
TARGITZAN: Oh everyone be quiet
Suddenly the door opens and a man stands there.
MYSTERIOUS MAN: Anyone need help?
TARGITZAN: MY old friend! Freakycheato!
MAN: That's me!
Your turn chillydark!
15th February 2006, 12:37 AM
ChillyDark: That imposter Minjonater I knew I didn't trust him.
Suddenly Tooty steps into the room.
Tooty: It's not over yet heh heh heh!
Tooty turns black and she transforms into...
Minjo Oracle: Heh heh heh my husband is the Minjonater and you so called villans are toast!
The Minjo Oracle uses her powers to create FireyDarkDragon!
FDD: Why hello there, brother.
ChillyDark: Chilli Billi, but why are you evil like that?
FDD: My new name is FieryDarkDragon FDD for short and you are on the menu, ChillyDark!
ChillyDark: How'd you get revived?
FDD: Minjo Oracle used her powers to revive me now your dead!
Targitzan: I'll fight you FDD.
FDD: Very well.
Minjonater: I use my new powers to transform this Island into Isle O Minjo!
Kazooie: Well, at least ghosty boy is gone again.
Banjo: Damn, Kazooie!
Kazooie: Hey don't throw me out!
Banjo tosses Kazooie out of his backpack.
Kazooie: B-but all we've been through your just going to abandon me?
Banjo: It's the only way to defeat the Minjonater.
Minjonater: Oh boo hoo, you fools are weaker then I thought.
Minjoater uses his powers to turn all jinjo's into minjos.
Minjonater: Minjos from afar elimenate these fools!
The minjos come and kill Banjo!
Kazooie starts to cry.
Your turn freakycheato.
15th February 2006, 12:50 AM
KAZOOIE: We have to find a way to reverse this!
BANJO: I know who can help us! follow me!
BAnjo then runs through the jinjo village and into the warp pad. He goes to the pine grove and hops onto the flume of doom.
BANJO: Hold on!
The flume of doom then went speeding across the pine grove and through a fake wall where they landed in a hexagonal room alot like the one freakyC had.
BANJO: Damn! FreakyCheato's not here!
KAZOOIE: Where could he be?
FREAKYCHEATO: hurry, chillydark! while the rest of these so called villans are fighting!
CHILLYDARK: c'mon to your base!
FREAKYCHEATO: i've moved, it's in the pine grove now!
The duo went through to the pine grove where they noticed the flume of doom log gone and the fake wall down.
FREAKYCHEATO: Oh no! someone's in my base!
CHILLYDARK: Ohmygod it's
BANJO: Aah! Chilly Willy!
CHILLYDARK: It's chillydark!
KAZOOIE: and who's this guy
FREAKYCHEATO: I'm freakycheato- a new villan
BANJO: We need your help!
FREAKYCHEATO: Why the HELL would i help you, im a villan!
BANJO: If this minjonater gets his way, we'll all be toast!
KAZOOIE: rasin toast!
FREAKYCHEATO: should we help them?
your turn chillydark :)
15th February 2006, 01:04 AM
Before ChillyDark could say anything FDD comes out of nowhere.
Banjo: Chilli Billi we're doomed!
Kazooie: Nice knowing you Banjo.
FDD: It's FieryDark Dragon FDD for short now you're dead ChillyDark!
Kazooie: Son of a...
Banjo: Kazooie, now's not the time!
Chillydark: I hate to say this but let's help them after all if we don't we are dead!
FreakyCheato: Very well.
Suddenly a laugh is heard and the Minjonater and Minjo Oracle fuse together (ew) and become...
Two headed God of Minjos: It is I the 2 headed God of Minjos these two are segments of me your quest ends here Banjo and Kazooie!
The THGOM shoots and huge undogeble blast at the heroes and err, villans.
FDD: Die ChillyDark!
ChillyDark: You are going down too ex-brother!
Banjo and Kazooie fight the THGOM, but are all quickly captured!
Is this the end back to you FreakyCheato!
15th February 2006, 02:46 AM
IN a room on the left side of the metal corridor beyond the GI door, banjo, kazooie, freakycheato and chillydark stood trapped in energy fields. Minjonater and Minjo Oracle paced in front of them.
MINJONATER: Now to let you fools in on our plan.
ORACLE: If we can get all the eggs in bt
MINJONATER: green, red and cyan included
ORACLE: we can stop n swop back to bk and fulfil our plan!
BANJO: what are you going to do in bk?
MINJONATER: We cannot te-
ORACLE: We're going to kill the jinjonater!
Minjonater slapped oracle on the face.
MINJONATER: you dimwit! Now they know
FREAKYCHEATO: OF course! if the jinjonater is dead, the minjos shall rule the island
KAZOOIE: how do you know that?
CHILLYDARK: everyone does except you.
KAZOOIE: oh. :(
ORACLE: NOW! give us the eggs you have!
banjo handed over the yellow, blue and pink eggs.
CHILLYDARK(whisper) guys... i have a plan! banjo, give me your ice key.
CHILLYDARK: what about the ice key?
ORACLE: it does nothing except negate the force of our forcefields!
Then banjo held the key up, and the forcefields fizzled out.
MINJONATER: They got out!
FREAKYCHEATO: eat my dust!
And they ran out of the door into the metal corridor, only to find the exit sealed. Quickly they ran into another door, which had a large blackboard, 8 computers and many filing cabinets.
Banjo ran down to a file on a coffee table.
CHILLYDARK: Egg locations in BT!
They noticed a door in the room. They ran through it, only to come into a dirt tunnel.
BANJO: i hope this leads somewhere!
SO they ran through it until they saw light... red light!
CHILLYDARK: My home island!
FREAKYCHEATO: Indeed... we're in hailfire peaks
BANJO: But not your side
CHILLYDARK: that's ok, i know this joint!
KAZOOIE: it says in this folder that the green egg is in hailfire peaks...
FREAKYCHEATO: On the ice side
CHILLYDARK: The minjonater was keeping it safe..
BANJO... inside a giant oil drill!
FREAKYCHEATO: no wonder the door in the side of it is locked!
CHILLYDARK: Ok everyone, i know how to get there and i should be able to kick the door down.
They walked through the upper fire side in anticipation, unaware that that minjonater and oracle were following them.
MINJONATER: it's ok! we'll catch them on the ice side, i know a shortcut!
COntinue this thing chillydark ;)
15th February 2006, 03:09 AM
ChillyDark: Hey Banjo.
Banjo: What ChillyDark?
ChillyDark: Guess what I have in my possesion this whole time?
Banjo: What do you have?
ChillyDark pulls out the Cyan Egg!
Banjo: *Gasp* That is the...
ChillyDark: Shut up you fool, they'll hear us.
FreakyCheato: What are you going to do with it? Give it to them.
ChillyDark: No, I'll eat it!
ChillyDark: Yes, if they get it we're dunzo best if nobody has it!
ChillyDark eats the egg!
ChillyDark: Yum, ice cream one of my favs besides pizza!
Minjonater: There they are, let's kill them!
Oracle: You are so wonderful, hubby!
Minjonater: *blushing* Shut up ok.
FreakyCheato: Oh no, they are catching up!
Banjo: There it is, the Red egg.
RDD: Ah ha I've found it at last! (Firey Dark Dragon I meant)
Kazooie: Yikes, he's got the egg.
RDD shoots fire and FreakyCheato puts up a sheild, surrounding all but Chilly because he is immune to fire.
FDD: What, but brother I thought you were weak to fire!
ChillyDark: Now I've learned to resist it and your weak to ice.
FDD: Oh, crap not this time!
ChillyDark shoots icy blasts at FDD and he starts falling but drops the egg which the Minjo Oracle catches.
Oracle: You have done well, FDD but now to get the last two eggs.
Minjonater: Actually, they have the cyan egg but we'll beat them to the punch for the final egg, so let's take our god form!
They fuse again and leave.
ChillyDark: Banjo, do you remember where this last egg is.
Banjo: Yep, we have to go to Fungi Forest.
Kazooie: But wasn't FF removed from the game?
Banjo: Nope, it was still in it now let's go.
FreakyCheato: Ok, then we shall go to FF!
Your turn Freakycheato!
15th February 2006, 05:37 AM
Banjo, freakycheato, kazooie and chillydark trudged through spiral mountain. They had been walking for hours and were very tired.
BANJO: Man, I never thought i could make it for this long without food, but we're making it, right kazooie?
KAZOOIE: Give us some food, chillydark!
CHILLYDARK: I wish i could but freakycheato ate it all.
FREAKYCHEATO: You could do better on the eggsalad, chilly
CHILLYDARK: My brother made it before he turned turned traitor... now he means nothing to me.
Chillydark angrily kicked a rock and made a loud angry grunt.
KAZOOIE: Whoa! Skits!
FREAKYCHEATO: Now, cmon, his brother betra-
BANJO: Chillydark! that is NOT your brother! he is held prisoner by the power of the minjos! deep down he still exists.
CHILLYDARK(face softens) Thanks Banjo.
FREAKYCHEATO: Well, there it is.
KAZOOIE: What? its just gruntilda's lair
CHILLYDARK:Yes. but we need to see freakycheato's name inspiration to get the code to enter.
BANJO: You mean...
CHEATO: WHAT? I can't just GIVE you the fungi forest codes for... how much ya got?
CHILLYDARK: 15 pages.
CHEATO: I need 546 pages for that code.
KAZOOIE: How bouta knuckle sandwich!
CHEATO: Good point. OK, the code is- if this cheat you supply, you can enter the forest of fungi.
KAZOOIE: I made a code- You look like duck poo, so i'l say fu-
In the code room of mayahem temple, our four heroes walked up to the cheat podium.
FREAKYCHEATO: Got enough eggs kazooie?
Kazooie stepped up to the podium and spelt the code. A tingle sound confirmed the code.
FREAKYCHEATO: Cool! Let's go!
Mumbo ran through the wooded hollow. His magic staff had told him that banjo and kazooie were there, and he had to tell them that after 1,286 years imprisoned beyond the door near GI, the legendary Minjonater had returned. Only the minjonater could hold the power to destroy the world.
MUMBO: Bear and bird must hear big heap trouble before too lat- OOOW!
Mumbo fell to the ground, killed by a sniper on top of jiggywiggy's temple.On top of the temple stood a stonie.
STONIE: He Knows too much. He can't risk our grand prophecy.
Next chapter chillydark... wow! oracle and minjonater weren't in this chapter! ;)
15th February 2006, 02:08 PM
ChillyDark: Damn, We've been walking for days in this forest and still no egg!
FreakyCheato: Have you ever played DK64 ChillyDark it doesn't look like it.
ChillyDark: Yes, but the forest has gotten alot bigger then before.
Banjo: Hey, look that's it the castle!
Minjonater: Hold on.
Oracle: Give us the Cyan Egg!
Kazooie: No, ChillyDark ate the freakin thing because he didn't want you too...
Banjo punches Kazooie.
Minjonater: Then I'll retrieve it with this electro grappling hook.
Minjonater fires the hook into ChillyDark's stomach and pulls out the egg!
Minjonater: Heh heh heh, now for the other egg.
Oracle: I'll get it before those fools do.
Minjonater: Very well, get it then.
Banjo: No, not the other egg if she gets it...
ChillyDark: Then the world will belong to the minjos.
Kazooie: Ha what a dumb phophecy, I could care less!
Kazooie gets the egg and *gasp* gives it to the minjo oracle.
Minjo Oracle: I've got the egg now the phophecy can finally be reavealed!
The eggs fuse together and break the seal.
Minjonater: WE HAVE REVEALED THE PHOPHECY BUT FIRST WE MUST RID THE ISLAND OF THESE FOOLISH MORTALS!
A dark cloud goes over the land and minjos are everywhere, while everyone but minjos and stonies to turn stone.
ChillyDark: The stoning, crystalization is coming this way hurry!
FreakyCheato: There's the door, quicky everybody out.
???: I HAVE AWAKENED AT LAST!
Minjonater: Yes master, here they are the seal is broken.
Oracle: Please forgive us for...
They are both fallen after ??? takes out their battery packs.
???: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF I AM THE STONY GOD, RULER OF THE MINJOS WE CREATED THEM THEY ARE MEARLY ROBOTS IN OUR PLAN!
ChillyDark: He looks like he can kill anyone, with one shot.
FreakyCheato: We can't take on one like him so let's run before he kills us!
Mumbo: Hurry, into skull people who have not yet been stoned are taking refuge in here.
Boggy: Hey, Banjo what is that Ice Dragon and FreakyCheato doing here?
Banjo: *Pant* No time to explain, the Stony God is headed this way.
Stony God: YOU CAN'T EXCAPE ME!
The stony God's eyes turn bright red.
FreakyCheato: He's going to shoot a blast of energy.
ChillyDark: If this hits it will kill us all!
To be contiued back to your freakycheato.
15th February 2006, 09:02 PM
They were all sheltering in boggy's igloo, while ??? was outside ranting about his evilness.
???:Now to destroy you mortals so stonies shall rule the earth once again! HAHAHAHAHA!
KAZOOIE: Wow, this if fecked up. First we think the villans'r us are bad guys, then we think some noob named freakyc is the bad guy, then we think the minjos are the bad guys, that i can wear, but freakin' STONIES!
BANJO: I'm not talking to you ever again.
KAZOOIE(fast): Idiot says what!
KAZOOIE: Haha, youre an idiot!
BOGGY: Stop it you guys!
CHILLYDARK: yeah it's irritating!
Chilly and freakycheato were looking at a crude plan they'd drawn and a large map of the isle o hags. Standing in hailfire peaks were little figurines of banjo, kazooie, chillydark and freakycheato, a figurine of ??? was outside and a figurine of gobi was somewhere else for no apparent reason.
???: i hear planning!
Suddenly he hit boggy's igloo with a bright red beam. ice bricks flew everywhere and he laughed and walked off.
Red dust was everywhere as the igloo sat there, nothing but tiny ice crystals.
BOGGY: My house!
CHILLYDARK: I'll buy ya a new one!
BOGGY: SO you'll replace everything ??? destroyed
BOGGY(bad acting) ooh... my plasma tv!
FREAKYCHEATO: Wait a minute! We can use this chance while ??? is gone to find a way to defeat him!
CHILLYDARK: But he can't be!
BANJO: Wait a minute! didn't bottles say something about a stonie god?
KAZOOIE: i thought he was concussed!
BANJO(holds up bottle of water) but what to do with water?
BLACKEYE: I had a dream once...
CHILLYDARK: Yeah, whatever (makes him drink water)
FREAKYCHEATO: So, by dream do you mean the original banjo-kazooie?
BLACKEYE: Yeah (shakes head and sobers up). Don't tell me someone awakened an enemy from DREAM?
KAZOOIE: Yes, Fateye
BLACKEYE: It's probably nothing... THe giant green guy in wooded hollow wasn't, tell me, who is it?
BANJO: Stonie God.
BLACKEYE: Oh my god! Oh please No!
BLACKEYE: You'll have to go into DREAM itself to defeat him. He was the final boss, but was taken out when nobody could beat him. There was a gameshark code to down him, but it has 8 numbers and lies in 4 pieces in DREAM's 4 glitched and ruined remains of levels. You could be walking up a bridge one minute, only to find yourself sliding down a hill you just passed.
KAZOOIE: sounds fun!
BANJO: how do you get into DREAM:
BLACKEYE: take this ROM emulator and stand it outside jiggywiggy's temple.
Outside Jiggywiggy's temple, ChillyDark held up the ROM emulator while freakycheato and the others sat at a laptop programming.
FREAKYCHEATO: All systems Go!
As they were teleporting, Oracle and minjonater jumped on them to teleport with them.
Chillydark's turn! ;)
16th February 2006, 12:47 AM
Suddenly Jingaling snags the computer and smashes it with a sledge hammer.
Jingaling: NO, DOOOOOON'T!
FreakyCheato: Jingaling that Computer was 500000 dubloons and you smashed it!
Jingaling: I have come to warn you that cheat is a fake.
FreakyCheato uses his magic and fixes the Computer.
ChillyDark: Now, for the cheat.
ChillyDark input's the cheat and they watch as the Stonie god get's transported inside!
Stony God: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Minjonater: I will have my revenge...
They break down.
Voice: Ah, hello son excellent work.
Voice: You have supplied me with enough energy to awaken.
Jingaling regains connsiousness.
Jingaling: The Stonies worshipped dragons, and that voice was a dragon.
ChillyDark: No, it can be...
Voice: Yes it is, I your father ChillyDark!
Kazooie: Damn, not again now the main villan is Chilly's Dad.
Voice: Call me Chilly Filli.
Kazooie laughs her head off.
Chilli Filli: It isn't funny you know!
Chilly Filli looks like a massive Red and Cyan coloured dragon (combo of fire and ice) that is bigger then the Stony God.
Banjo: Woah he's huge!
Kazooie: Is he the final Boss?
Suddenly the FDD falls and hits the ground of Hailfire Peaks Icy Side.
Chilli Billi: I'm, back.
ChillyDark: Brother, Chilli Billi.
Chilli Billi: Brother, ChillyDark.
The music So Happy Together by the Turtles plays.
FreakyCheato: Ok, break it up I know you two are bothers but this is revolting.
Minjonater Huh Oracle we're being sucked...
Chilly Filli eats the Minjonater.
Chilly Filli eats the oracle.
Stony God: Impossible, I am immortal...
Chilly Filli eats the Stony God.
Chilly Filli: NOW YOU MORTALS ARE THE ONLY ONES LEFT!
Everybody else dies.
Chilly Filli: IT IS OVER...
Back to you FreakyCheato.
16th February 2006, 04:18 AM
Actually, can you do the next chapter chillydark? i have homework but can it include them going into DREAM and leaving it at suspense when they get in? thanks ;)
16th February 2006, 04:43 AM
Chilly Filli: SON YOU SHALL JOIN ME OR DIE!
FreakyCheato: Chilly don't do it, you'll betray the whole Island for your family.
ChillyDark: I must now goodbye all!
Chilli Billi: I'll join too father.
The three dragons float into the air and disappear.
Banjo: It is over, with ChillyDark's and Chilli Billi's combined strength the island shall perise it is like what we reda on the stone tablet about the 3.
Chilly Filli: NOW MY SONS, FUSE YOUR POWER AND ELIMINATE THE 3 REMAINING LIFE FORMS!
ChillyDark: Don't think of this personally guys.
Chapter 22 (woah what a short chapter) The days dragons rule all:
Chilli Billi: One moment father, we have to say one last goodbye.
ChillyDark winks at Banjo who winks back.
Kazooie: What is my I'm cold and icy doing.
Banjo: It's a plan let's go FreakyCheato.
Chilly Filli: WHAT IS GOING ON?
ChillyDark: Nothing you need to know about.
ChillyDark whistles and some flying minjos who betrayed the minjo oracle and Minjonater, hit a switch which brings everryone back.
ChillyDark: Hurry everybody, onto my back I'll fly us home!
Chapter 23 Welcome to Dream:
ChillyDark: Phew, that was real close we were almost killed.
Banjo: Yeah, but we still need to get to dream like Blackeye said.
Kazooie: But I thought we didn't need to.
FreakyCheato: We do, it's the only place that is safe from Chilly's dad.
Chilli Billi: I like this, we can see MT Fireyes and so on can I join the party?
ChillyDark: Sure brother.
Chilli Billi joined the Party!
ChillyDark: Ok, now let's go to Dream!
At Rareware Factory.
Kazooie: Why in god's name are we here?
Banjo: Because, Dream was made here.
Kazooie: Oh yeah, but how do we get up there?
Kazooie looks up towards the entrace to Dream which is on the 30th floor.
Familer Voice: I can help you guys.
ChillyDark: Whoa it's...
FreakyCheato: The greatest hacker know to Bear and Bird...
Chillydark: And behind him is...
FreakyCheato: The other greatest hacker...
IceMario: I've always wanted to come here and see where these great games were made.
SubDrag: Me too.
IceMario grabs a rope from his pocket and throws the rope onto a cog.
IceMario: SubDrag, I'll need your Golden Eye skills for this.
SuBDrag holds the rope, slowly and carefully while IceMario swings across.
IceMario: We did it now to pull this.
IceMario pulls a lever and the cogs form a bridge.
SubDrag: You guys go on without us ok.
IceMario: Nice meeting you!
The Heroes: Nice meeting you too.
Banjo, Kazooie, FreakyCheato, and the Chilly Bros leave Ice and Sub and head up to the Dream entrance and enter it.
Kazooie: So this is Dream huh.
ChillyDark: I've always wanted to play this before Banjo Kazooie got released.
Chilli Billi: Woah there's the final level, Mt Fire Eyes.
They head up to Mt Fire Eyes.
Banjo: Woah there's a giant sleeping here.
FreakyCheato: Damn, there's no way to get that Jiggy without waking the fool.
To Be Contiued Back to you FreakyCheato.
17th February 2006, 04:13 AM
BANJO: We don't need a jiggy, we need a way to stop chilli filli!
KAZOOIE: Oh my god banjo, look!
(Picks up a small book)
CHILLYDARK: A travellers guide to DREAM
FREAKYCHEATO: Oh my god... it says here that chilli filli is the boss of Mt.Fire eyes!
BANJO: If we can get him into DREAM somehow, he can be defeated! but because he's in the outside world, he can't!
KAZOOIE: Why don't we just hold up some dragon porn?
CHILLYDARK: What if we glitch the level so that it does an automatic reset and brings the boss back!
BANJO: But how do we?
KAZOOIE: Maybe if i fire a grenade egg it would help us think
CHILLYDARK: Wait a minute! grenade eggs dont exist in this game! if we fire one, it will glitch the level!
(Kazooie fired an egg)
Suddenly the whole level turned pixellated and then back to normal. On top of the mountain stood chilli filli who flew down and prepared to attack!
BANJO: Oh no!
Your turn chillydark! ;)
17th February 2006, 04:38 AM
ChillyDark is reading the stradegy guide.
ChillyDark: Damn, there is now way to beat him he's in god mode.
Kazooie: What's this about a magic whistle.
FreakyCheato: Looks like something from Legend of Zelda.
Banjo: Hey, that whistle could come in handy.
Chilli Billi: Yeah, but where is it's location.
ChillyDark: The guide says it's located in the removed area of the game.
ChillyDark agrees with the others.
ChillyDark: Ok, I'll get the Whistle you guys stay and fight.
Suddenly Gaming master 2K appears.
GM2k: I can help you guys, and here are Grey Jinjo, Gold Jinjo, Minjo, Repo Banjo, IceMario, SubDrag, IcyGuy, and Mewchan.
Banjo: The RWP team, they can help us glitch up this game.
GM2K: Yes, but It isn't going to be easy.
FreakyCheato: We figured as much, ChillyDark's gone to get the whistle and we need all the help we can get.
They all start fighting.
ChillyDark is flying through an icy like area and sees Lament.
Lamentofgrunty: hey, I'm here to annoy you with swam whike twis.
ChillyDark: Aaah it burns m..ust resist spam.
Lament: spwam iws fwun iw wike swpam.
ChillyDark: Aaaagh, no you shall pay for this.
ChillyDark shoots an ice ball at Lament.
Lament: No Capital Letters They Hurt.
ChillyDark: Now for that whistle.
StopNSwopper appears and starts to spam.
StopNSwopper: HEY LOOK AT MY SANDCASTLE CHEATS EVERYBODY THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS FOUND AND BANJO'S PEE PEE IS 200 MILES LONG.
ChillyDark: Not again this spam is evil, I'll kill you.
ChillyDark uses another ice ball taking out StopNSwopper.
StopNswopper: No I can't use caps I'm doomed!
StopNswopper has a heart attack!
Chillydark: There's the whistle.
ChillyDark nabs the whistle.
ChillyDark: Yes the power/Warp wistle now to get back easily.
ChillyDark blows the whistle and leaves via the wind.
FreakyCheato: Hey, I feel stronger.
All: Me too.
ChillyDark appears with the wind and everyone strikes hard.
ChillyFilli: YOU CAN NEVER BEAT ME EVEN BY GLITCHING THE GAME!
The ground shakes and they all get captured.
ChillyFilli: See, you can't!
ChillyDark: Oh yes we can!
ChillyDark blows the whistle again and they leave by the wind again.
Back to you FreakyCheato.
17th February 2006, 04:55 AM
sorry i can't do this you can finish it but what's happened is i am really busy i am really sorry :(
17th February 2006, 05:25 AM
They end up in the Rare Factory.
FreakyCheato: Damn, that was so close he could have beat the crap out of us!
ChillyDark: Too right, glad I got this whistle.
GM2k: We should find out Rare's Secrets while we are here.
Minjo: Yeah like SNS and FF.
Grey: If we do we are sure to get a big surprise coming.
Gold: Like Awards for the best Rare forums ever.
IceMario: Rare said we already got that award.
SubDrag: Anyway, let's just find out SNS before Rare gets back.
Inside Rare's precious file cabinet.
IceMario: There it is the file with the answer to SNS in it.
SubDrag (Reading): We were going to remove SNS but with everyone so hyped about it we kept it in the game hidden somewhere that nobody new except us we removed FF but left some cameos in the game like the picture in Banjo's house and SNS was meant to be activated by Stoping the game and Swaping the Cartrige and still is get the eggs that hatrickpartick said so and swap using the get into painting code which is...
HatrickPatrick: Yes, my theory was correct!
Minjo: We are the greatest we have found the secret to SNS we should go home to try it out.
IceMario: See you guys thanks for helping us find the info for SNS.
The RWP team leave.
FreakyCheato: Well there isn't much to do here now so let's go too.
All others: Good idea.
Chapter 27 Mumbo's BBQ:
At Bottles House.
Bottles: Holy Crap, what are these villans doing here?
ChillyDark: Look, we're part heroes now so deal with it.
Bottles mumbles but says nothing.
Mumbo: Mumbo prepare BBQ so we can all eat.
Kazooie: Bout time Mr stupid freakin Shamemen.
FreakyCheato: Let's just prepare the BBQ I'm Starved.
ChillyDark: Me too.
Mumbo does his BBQ and everybody eats.
Jingaling: Yo, dudes would you totally let me and Klungo join this outragous BBQ!
Kazooie: (sarcastically) No dudes we like totally don't except 70's people groovy huh.
Banjo: Knock it off Kazooie.
Klungo eats some steak.
Jingaling: Hey Klungo that is so totally bogus would you totally save me some grub man.
After the BBQ
Banjo: :no: I just don't get it.
Banjo: Why ChillyDark is singing Chilly Billi Time and a baseball bat.
FreakyCheato: Does he watch Family Guy?
Chilli Billi: I think so.
To be contiued back to you freakycheato.
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