"Why?"

[Theguyoverthere]

Ok here's the game, I'll say a statement and then follow it with Why? And then the next person will answer the question "why?" and then they continue the story with another statment ending it with "why?"

Example:
I had to go to the bathroom. Why?

Next person: Because I had to. Then I went and played BK. WHy?

Next person: Because it rocks!

And so on.

Here's the statement:

I threw an X-Box 360 out the window. Why?

[The Jinjo Jinjo]

Because thats where it belongs.


I posted in this topic. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because you felt like it.

The Jinjo Jinjo was supposed to ask a RELATED "why" question to the subject but he didn't. Why?

[Goatmancer]

I'm going with "Because you felt like it. Why?"

Because my voice needed to be heard. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because that's what ears are for.

You went over there. Why?

[Ice Lightning]

Because over there, there are some cakes.

I drank too much punch. Why?

[Magic]

Because you need to practice self control.

I licked my keyboard. Why?

[BanjoSonic]

Because you illusioned it as an ice sculpture.

I threw a large box off a tall building. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because you were testing the foce of gravity.

The building callapsed. Why?

[Magic]

Because the building was made out of boxes and that was part of the support for the building.

I ate my parakeet. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you sat down.

I killed Kenny. Why?

[Klungo]

Because Kenny always dies.

My coat exploded. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

If your coat exploded, how are you still alive?0-o


I like pie. Why?

[Soulreaper41392]

because it gives you that tingly feeling

im eating chocalate. why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because it tastes good.

Chocolate is brown (most of the times). Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because its not chocolate...

I don't like people who say "When I was a kid" then die. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because that's what makes you special. :)

I made a bunch of theses: :) :( ;) :D :eek: :cool: :mad: :confused: :cool:
Why?

[repobanjo]

Because you decided to mke the forum more colorful.

I decided to make the forum more colorful. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Becuase your a copycat.

You copied me. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Becuse he craves attention.

I kiiled my cat. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because you were in a dream and that's not real, because if it was...

I like kitty cats. Why?

[Kaz da Breegull]

Because cats are fuzzy and loveable. :D

I hate the science fair! Why?

[s.w.a.t]

cus ur stupid lol
i lik 2 tk in 733T y

[Theguyoverthere]

cause you know what that is and no one else does.

I typed this: lkfjlsjfiofnmk,dfheodgjsdlkva;y Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you have frequent hand twitches.
I just shoved crayons down my pants. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because you wanted to know how many would fit.

I threw up. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because Daddy Never Hugged Me!
Daddy Never Loved Me? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because once again your in a dream world. WAKE UP! I'm sure your daddy loves you.

This is akward. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you smell.
Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because I ate an onion.
I hate onions yet I ate one. Why?

[Soulreaper41392]

but cause Dr Evil made you.

I learned the WHOLE Dr Evil rap. why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you have no life and need to get a hobby.


I have no life and need to get a hobby. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because saying stuff like that IS your hobby.

5+5 is not 11. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because.
I ate my hand. That was painful. Why?

[Ice Lightning]

Because:

Pain is a signal that the body has been damaged or something is wrong. In evolutionary terms pain was a signal which told us to stop what we were doing or to take alternative action.

Because of the danger involved in pain the pain signal had to be strong and hard to ignore. The pain signal is closely linked to what is known as the 'Flight or Fight Syndrome'. This is where our body is put into 'ALARM' status. Our muscles receive more blood flow and oxygen, our heart beats faster, our breathing quickens and we get ready to stand and fight or run from danger.

How does it work?
The spinal cord is the main route for all pain messages to the brain, where pain is then registered. Essentially there are two ways pain signals travel to the brain. The first is the fast way (motorway) the second the slow way (side roads). The former leads to sharp stabbing pain and the latter to a continuous dull and / or aching pain. Of course feelings of pain can be a mixture of these two. There are also two distinct types of pain. They are acute and chronic.

Acute pain usually means something new and or serious has happened and we may need to take action (e.g., when we fall and hurt ourselves).

Chronic pain is more commonly associated with an old injury or the slow bodily changes which are painful (e.g., 'growing pains' the pains of 'wear and tear', or old age).

How then can we manage chronic pain?
Just as pain signals travel up to the brain there are other signals which can travel down from the brain and can block the pain signals (like a road block). By doing so they can actually stop the brain receiving the pain message and thus not feel pains.

For these reasons we open talk about a Pain Gate which can be open and allow pain traffic (signals) through. Fortunately, we can also close the gate to stop traffic entering and stop pain.

How can we block pain?
One way the brain can do this is by producing its own painkillers. The brain can produce these through exercise, relaxation, positive thinking and enjoyable activity. These painkillers meet the pain signals on the road and block them (or close the gate).

The Gate Control Theory OF Pain
Blocking pain or closing the pain gate is central to pain management. It is said that it is the chemicals, described above, which block pain also help to produce the joggers' 'high' or that special serene feeling which occurs after lovemaking (which can send some people to sleep).

Increasing your control over your pain
The first way to take control over your pain is to tell yourself your pain is something you can learn to manage. We do not aim to get rid of pain here, but to teach you how to manage it and keep the pain gate closed as much as possible. We can block pain signals in many ways. The main ones you will be taught here are relaxation, pacing and exercise.

If you can learn to manage your pain you are on your way to rehabilitating to the best of your ability (this will be different for everyone).

Begin now by continuously reminding yourself that your pain does not mean you are in imminent danger.

Remember learning to control your pain takes Practice Patience, and Prioritizing. Remember too that all new learning takes time.

A Summary: Chronic Pain
Over time, chronic pain can get you into habits which may aggravate your pain e.g. tension, low mood and inactivity. Such habits become part of a vicious cycle which feeds the pain and keeps it central in your life.

Below are same suggestions for outwitting the pain and ettseffing up positive cycles instead, which put the pain back in its place and you back in control of your life and your choices.

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Distraction by having things to do and planning ahead
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Distraction using specific distraction techniques
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Pacing yourself in your activities using time rather than pain as a prompt to rest of change position
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Finding things to do which give you a sense of pleasure and achievement
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Managing your mood by challenging negative thoughts
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Regular relaxation
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Regular exercise
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Resolving relationship difficulties
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Being assertive and clear with others about your needs

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I bothered to find this on google, why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because you wanted us to all read a crapload of boring stuff.
You wanted us to read a crapload of boring stuff. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

You're not 733T.
MrSmartPantss came back. Why?

[The Jinjo Jinjo]

Because you touch yourself at night.


...you touch yourself at night. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

It gives me that good feeling. Why?

[R Hunter]

Sensory nerves gave you that feeling.

The mods are l33t. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

I believe you meant "elite".

[The Jinjo Jinjo]

...Why? >_>

[Theguyoverthere]

Because 5+5 does not equal 11.
I changed the subject to something totally random. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you do things like that.
I like to make things. Why?

[Magic]

Because you like to express yourself.
I just nailed a fried egg to the wall. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because you wanted to do the impossible.
The egg actually stuck! Why?

[Gruntling]

Because it's made of sticky chicken goo. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because it came from Kazooie.
Kazooie LAYED an egg?? Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because she found Mr. Kazooie Breegul.
I don't like to play hockey that much. Why?

[Magic]

Because you want to keep all your teeth.
I made a bon fire from Cabbage Patch dolls. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Why not?
I like to play video games. Why?

[Ice Lightning]

Because they let you do anything without going out and doing it.

I'm cold. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you need to put some pants on.
I like to play handball. Why?

[Ight]

Because you want to.
I just spontaniously combusted. WHY?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you are a freak of nature.
I just called Ight a freak of nature. Why?

[Magic]

Because you wanted to feel better about yourself. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because he just does.
He just does. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because he is.
I just pissed myself in fear. Why?

[Goatmancer]

because you heard Satin's voice. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because he has an imaginary friend name Satin.
My computer is a lowsy windows 98. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you smell.
I LOVE POTATOES. WHY?

[MewChan]

Because your just odd.

I named my cats after band members of Gorillaz. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because that's ur favorite band.

There is a band called the Gorrilaz? There is band for just about every stinkin animal or insect out there. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because they smell.
Your smiley is cool. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because it's a guy going into a microwave thinking it's nice cozy little home and not knowing that it gets heated up and that he blows up. Plus, another reason it's so cool is because I didn't mkae it, I stole it from someone! :eek:

I stole it from someone. Why?

[s.w.a.t]

Because you're eveil.
I'm too alzy to........

[Theguyoverthere]

Because your secretly related to me... AHHHHH!!!! jk

I said something weird. Why?

[P.o.t.O]

Because you're that guy...over there...

I am cool. Why?

[Hi. I'm Controversy.]

Good question.

This game is massed with half-minded blabber. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because the sky is purple.

I made a false statement. Why?

[Hi. I'm Controversy.]

Because you're an ass.

Which you ARE an ass. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Hey that's not very nice!

You said something totally un needed and not nice.

Why?

[Hi. I'm Controversy.]

Because no one else will and it's the truth.

Most of the members here are ridiculously unintelligent. Why?

[Theguyoverthere]

Because you are not correct.

Most of the members are nice and understanding. Notice how I said MOST.

I am getting us in a fight. Why?

[Hi. I'm Controversy.]

Because I'm controversy.

Good Day.

[Theguyoverthere]

I'm bumping this topic. Why?

[Hakey Wake]

Zee.

Looks like I got to the end of the alphabet first. ;)

[P.o.t.O]

Good Job, Hakey! You win a golden banana.

"oooh. Banana."

And with that...I get rid of this dead topic.

*Click.*