You know those massage games on Xbox Indie Games?

[Solid Snix]

Well there's this new one on there called massage me. The description of the game makes it sound like it's for massaging things that aren't your back...

meaning that it's for you genitalia

I tried the trial version for it, and my god! I nearly came all over the controller. How the hell does this have 2 stars out of 5!? I'm considering purchasing this interesting game, and if I do, will any of you guys purchase it so we can "massage" each other?

[1UP]

No way in hell does it work that well.

[DarthConker]

Hmmm I wish I could hurry up and get that antenna so I can connect back to LIVE

Consider my curiousity piqued.


Quick question:

Did you put the controller on your skin or your clothes? Like did you put it right on your junk? Just so I can be prepared, you know.

[Awesome Face]

... I think this is more disturbing then anything...

[shadowbulba]

There's gotta be like 10 of those different controller massage indie games.

[Yiffgurl]

I was thinking about those things the other day, man what a great concept, I wonder how much people have made off of those

[Solid Snix]

Did you put the controller on your skin or your clothes? Like did you put it right on your junk? Just so I can be prepared, you know.I did both. The trial only went up to 69% intensity and it felt pretty good, so I'm excited about 100% intensity.

[Dukemike]

I need an Xbox NOW.

[Spudfish93]

Ha ha ha, what the hell?
I'll have to try this one out!

[DarthConker]

I did both. The trial only went up to 69% intensity and it felt pretty good, so I'm excited about 100% intensity.

EPIC WIN

Will have to buy once I get MS Points and back on LIVE. Thanks for being a big enough pervert to try it out and help other pervs like me.

[Yiffgurl]

Oh you guys

[Keegan]

It smells like virgin in here.

[DarthConker]

It smells like virgin in here.
Ya buddeh

[Solid Snix]

Ya buddehYa buddeh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD0mif8R9vQ)

[DarthConker]

Ya buddeh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD0mif8R9vQ)
I lol'd

[Breegullbeak]

There was going to be one for Wii Ware, but it didn't make it past Nintendo, I'm pretty sure it's been made on Homebrew though so if thats your thing, go ahead and grab your Wii.

[MetalHeroOfTime]

There was going to be one for Wii Ware, but it didn't make it past Nintendo, I'm pretty sure it's been made on Homebrew though so if thats your thing, go ahead and grab your Wii.

But then you'd have to use the wiimote, which is a rod....

Anyways, a "Massager" is kind of a waste of money in my opinion. Do you really have nothing better to do?

[Breegullbeak]

But then you'd have to use the wiimote, which is a rod....

Anyways, a "Massager" is kind of a waste of money in my opinion. Do you really have nothing better to do?

It'd be fun for the ladies.

[DarthConker]

It'd be fun for the ladies.
It's fun for everyone. Also see: OP

[Myriad]

I wonder how it would work for Natal...nah,better not.

[Adam]

Oh you guys. I love the RWP.

[Tdsq]

I got massage game on Live...
It... was... awesome.
But I used it for massaging you pervs :P
Lol.

[Yiffgurl]

But I used it for massaging you pervs :P

I have heard it's even better with a partner.

[Solid Snix]

I have heard it's even better with a partner.Yeah, most of them have Xbox Live multiplayer.

[DarthConker]

I got massage game on Live...
It... was... awesome.
But I used it for massaging you pervs :P
Lol.
Pervs? Us? You never said what you used it to massage, friendo.

[Articerile]

Bored and interested so I checked.
It was shit.

[The Banjonator]

What's wrong with your own hand? Is it broken or something? Use it, not an xbox controller.

[Tdsq]

Lets hope your friends and family don't use that same controller.

[MasterGamePro]

If you had 4 controllers... ;)

[Solid Snix]

Bored and interested so I checked.
It was shit.Nah, bro. You just gotta use it the right way.

Lets hope your friends and family don't use that same controller.
My friends and family will be fine, it's Mebecj2006's you need to worry about.