Articerile
10th May 2010, 03:07 PM
Dissidia results in my PSP breaking.
This is not for standard reasons.
The reason if I play Dissidia my PSP breaks is because I am the one trying to break it because it pisses me off to no end.
I have punched my PSP so that the battery goes flying out, I have bitten it and damaged the screen, I have hurled it across the room.
Another game I do this with is Street Fighter IV, however since the thing I am holding whilst playing it is the controller and not the console itself I do not attempt to destroy my 360.
Why do I get so annoyed at Dissidia? Currently my reason is Firion.
Here we have a character that can use every weapon in the game pretty much, and he can get amazing Bravery Attacks, so I can pretty much one-hit anything.
My problem is he is a ground-based melee combat person.
HIS ONLY DAMAGING ATTACK IS AN AERIAL RANGED SHOT.
This never hits, ever. So whilst I may be sat there for AGES trying to hit the opponent, and I am at this point able to deal twice their health in damage, they still kill me, because I can't do shit.
I've checked, he does get actual attacks in the end. However he has to be level 30 for that. There is no way I can get him to level 30.
That and the computer controlled characters are horribly HORRIBLY inconsistent skill-wise, so you'll be doing fine, then suddenly it'll just decide to do several unblockable attacks and kill you pretty much straight off, and this is in the low levels of the game.
Then you have defence against EX Mode attacks, why bother? It's not like the random hammering of Circle actually does anything to protect you from the pretty much instant kill attack.
And then there's the point where you just play against your own character, and the computer practically just goes, oh hello, you're doing it wrong, this is what you're meant to do and destroy you with attacks you don't have, despite being the same level as you.
I am going to sell this game, and everyone I know with a PSP is going to be horribly disappointed at me, well **** them.
It'd rather get money and not have a game than keep the game and not have a PSP.
This is not for standard reasons.
The reason if I play Dissidia my PSP breaks is because I am the one trying to break it because it pisses me off to no end.
I have punched my PSP so that the battery goes flying out, I have bitten it and damaged the screen, I have hurled it across the room.
Another game I do this with is Street Fighter IV, however since the thing I am holding whilst playing it is the controller and not the console itself I do not attempt to destroy my 360.
Why do I get so annoyed at Dissidia? Currently my reason is Firion.
Here we have a character that can use every weapon in the game pretty much, and he can get amazing Bravery Attacks, so I can pretty much one-hit anything.
My problem is he is a ground-based melee combat person.
HIS ONLY DAMAGING ATTACK IS AN AERIAL RANGED SHOT.
This never hits, ever. So whilst I may be sat there for AGES trying to hit the opponent, and I am at this point able to deal twice their health in damage, they still kill me, because I can't do shit.
I've checked, he does get actual attacks in the end. However he has to be level 30 for that. There is no way I can get him to level 30.
That and the computer controlled characters are horribly HORRIBLY inconsistent skill-wise, so you'll be doing fine, then suddenly it'll just decide to do several unblockable attacks and kill you pretty much straight off, and this is in the low levels of the game.
Then you have defence against EX Mode attacks, why bother? It's not like the random hammering of Circle actually does anything to protect you from the pretty much instant kill attack.
And then there's the point where you just play against your own character, and the computer practically just goes, oh hello, you're doing it wrong, this is what you're meant to do and destroy you with attacks you don't have, despite being the same level as you.
I am going to sell this game, and everyone I know with a PSP is going to be horribly disappointed at me, well **** them.
It'd rather get money and not have a game than keep the game and not have a PSP.