Freak Accident!

[repobanjo]

A forum game. One person makes a crazy scenario, and the person who posts after him tells him how he died. Possibly a freak accident.

ex. "It's rainign confetti, and a giant pothole is in the middle of the road". "You slip on the conetti into the pothole. It gets filled up soon after."

Try to be creative.

HEre is mine: A giant magazine is in the sky, and some brids flying in a Q formation are running towards it.

[s.w.a.t]

The bird mistake for the magazine, and rip you apart.
There is a pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....PIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE....

[repobanjo]

There is a 50-pound pie.........inside your colon.

There is a sweatshirt on the floor.A pencil sits next to it.

[vaticandrummer]

Or...


The magazine falls out of the giant machinegun and hits the birds. (Magazine doesn't necessarily mean a reading magazine, plus he never mentioned NOT having a giant machinegun)


Gah! Repo, you posted too soon! :p

[s.w.a.t]

The pencil is bloody, you're in the sweatshirt, and there is a pencil sized hole in the sweatshirt.
I like puppies. I go out and buy a puppy. A cute, snuggly, non-vicious puppy.

[RareBK]

A bigger puppy notices your dog and trys to eat it but eats you instead!

There are bannanas falling from the sky with monkeys eating them when they hit earth!

[repobanjo]

Your....umm.......finger resmbles a banana. Monkeys eat your......finger.

Door hangers are hanging form the wall.

[holyice7]

...but the giant steel door hanging from them has fallen off...and crushed you. Splattery guts and such.

There is a single puffy, white cloud in the blue sky on a cool summer day.

[DevilBottles]

It somehow turns to metal and falls straight through the Earth until it burns up in the molten lava in the center.

A man in New York City drops his McDonalds sandwich on an irregularly placed napkin.

[repobanjo]

.......which has a "Make DevilBottle'e head asplode" button under it.

A man reads the newspaper on the subway.

[DevilBottles]

The paper eats him.

A car sits parked, neglected, in a man's driveway.

[BanjoSonic]

The man approaches the car and it explodes!

There are sheep with capes flying above the street.

[Ice Lightning]

They are supervillan sheep and destroy you and your home.

Your friends buy you a nice present for your birthday.

[BanjoSonic]

There is a flesh-eating plant inside the present and it bites your head off.

There is a very popular computer game for sale at the local shopping centre.

[repobanjo]

The game gets sold out. There is so many people playing it, and a power outage occurs. The whoel city goes insane, and they start to become farmers.

Of course, none of that mattered, as you cut yourself when you heard the news of the video game 3 months ago. You were dead for a long time.

A cup is in the middle of an empty room.

[DevilBottles]

It happens to be Kameo. She morphs into 40 Below and freezes you to death.

You are typing a book report on the computer.

[s.w.a.t]

It kills you somehow.
A angry man holding a knife to your neck is about to kill you. He is wearing Poodle undrpants.

[repobanjo]

It happens to be Kameo. She morphs into 40 Below and freezes you to death.

You are typing a book report on the computer.

How is Kameo cup? Alsp, s.w.a.t, that wasn't very original.
The man wearing a poodle hat misses with the knife, kills himself, and collapses on you. His weight kills you.

A car is flying through space, and the moon is full.

[s.w.a.t]

The car passes the moon, causing an inter-dimensional rift to open, and monsters come out and kill ou.
You are aeting a cookie. It is a poisened cookie that will not kill you.

[XvMystarEgovX]

Suddenly, as you stand in the Snack aisle at the super market pigging out on the poisoned cookie, an employee loses control of his palet, and it runs you over.

Next Scenario: I'm at the gym treadmilling, as I'm listening to my portable CD player.

[DevilBottles]

How is Kameo cup?
Because Kameo can take the form of other things. :o

You trip on the treadmill, and you crush the CD player. The batteries burst, and the acid inside melts your face off.

You are alone in a dark room with lament, and a knife is in your hand.

[repobanjo]

Lament uses his spamming to make you want to kill yourself.

You are in a dark room with Andre, and a kinfe is in your hand.

[DevilBottles]

Andre rips the knife out of your hand, making your arm fall off. You bleed to death before he can stab you.

repo nabs the secrets to Earth.

[repobanjo]

Well, I guess people would kill me for having the secrets.

Dora the Explorer is running around on the street.

[DevilBottles]

She suffocates people with her backpack.

You are strapped to a gigantic stick of dynamite, and the fuse is running low.

[s.w.a.t]

I kill her, but she does not die. She makes me become consumed in Hellfire.
I am standing there.