View Full Version : Never ending Banjo-Kazooie cheat!
1st April 2006, 01:54 PM
Ok, you must add on to the cheat, and make sure it WILL never end.
To make Everyone in the Banjo-Kazooie Universe fat, you must avoid the first Jiggy...
1st April 2006, 03:03 PM
What? If you don't get the first jiggy, than you can't even go in a world. Or anywhere. This is dumb.
1st April 2006, 03:05 PM
but collect every single note in the game....
edit: look how close me and soulreaper posted
sorry, this is just all cool after not being able to type for ages
1st April 2006, 03:05 PM
...and not go to any world's. A giant hole will come with the words, "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" from the floor. Then, you must....
1st April 2006, 03:07 PM
....run into Banjo's house and kill the fishh....
1st April 2006, 03:22 PM
......and then yourself.......
machanist, I like your icon, it always makes me laugh.
1st April 2006, 03:23 PM
..Then the fish haunt's you foreva!And the world explode's,The end.
EDIT:Oop's!Who ya gonna follow?:cool:
1st April 2006, 03:28 PM
But in a parallel universe the fish is god and...
1st April 2006, 03:37 PM
...reigns supreme over bears, but there is the token rag-tag group of rebels that.....
1st April 2006, 03:51 PM
...do barrell rolls! You must beak-bust them to death, but then Gobi...
1st April 2006, 03:52 PM
....pops up wines whines every body to death. Then......
1st April 2006, 03:55 PM
Banjo will eat 2 hundred subs...
1st April 2006, 04:08 PM
...that amkes him very fat, so Kazooie rolls him to....
1st April 2006, 04:13 PM
lamentofgrunty! The air in his head pops, which flew him into the admin CP! On the qay, HIC, in his very big lair of doom, was caought in lament. He flew in too! To get them out of the CP, you must...
1st April 2006, 04:37 PM
...kill repo, which I won't do because.....
1st April 2006, 05:19 PM
......I can't find my pants.
1st April 2006, 05:21 PM
So I grab some shorts and put them on!
1st April 2006, 05:26 PM
So, you kill repo. Repo gets pissed, and jins the alliance. He possesses lament, and pushes off a cliff. HIC HICcups his smart out. To get it back in, you need...
1st April 2006, 05:28 PM
...P.o.t.O'S Spam Reaver™. But it malfunctioned and...
1st April 2006, 05:30 PM
You turn into some buff chick! And with her you can...
1st April 2006, 05:33 PM
.......open a jar of pickles!
opening a jar of pickles is hard as hell you know :cool:
1st April 2006, 05:34 PM
And then you eat a pickel and become fat! and while your fat, you can...
1st April 2006, 05:42 PM
.....take a dump, but then you find out that you are out of toilet paper! so you.......
1st April 2006, 05:52 PM
.....run into the nearest Walmart and use their Xbox 360 controller to possess one of the employees so that they buy you some magic toilet paper. Useing it you can.....
1st April 2006, 05:55 PM
....summon The Great Mighty Poo! He then proceeds to.........
1st April 2006, 06:06 PM
...sit ther. You must.....
1st April 2006, 06:52 PM
ask Hi. I'm Controversy to kill lament. He does. While evryone is happy, lament....
1st April 2006, 06:54 PM
...gets his IP hider ready to come back to the forums. He then...
Off Topic: Anyone noticed how this has turned into a continue the story instead of the cheat code.
1st April 2006, 07:05 PM
...will kill Banjo. To finish him off, you need to Beak Bust him. After 5 times, he will open up the SharkFood Island. Once you get there, you will meet...
That'll fix it!
1st April 2006, 11:25 PM
Humba Wumba, who transforms you into...
2nd April 2006, 12:16 AM
Cookie Monster! You must then.......
2nd April 2006, 12:23 AM
Eat a Cookie. Witch makes you the size of...
2nd April 2006, 12:57 AM
Grunty's lair, so Grunty makes a Godzilla like Monster and sends him out to do Battle with the Cookie Monster! Now your in a boss battle, and the only way to defeat him is to...
2nd April 2006, 01:52 AM
Eat some Soylent Been witch is now made of Grey Jinjo(s) who got killed by...
2nd April 2006, 03:04 AM
www.YTMND.com! And after you defeat the boss, you will go to...
2nd April 2006, 03:13 AM
Rare HQ and you find out SnS by...
2nd April 2006, 04:08 AM
...figuring out it didn't exist. It was all a joke. BUT! You can still get Bottles Revenge by...
2nd April 2006, 04:18 AM
Eating yourself, but have your hands and head left. Now in Bottles' Revenge, you must...
2nd April 2006, 01:18 PM
Kill The Hermit with a ...
2nd April 2006, 02:50 PM
Packet of Gum witch unlocks...
2nd April 2006, 02:52 PM
teh swap and stop! However, this does nothing as it is not stop n swop. Then you must.....
2nd April 2006, 03:58 PM
Yell at Rare for telling you that you had gotten stop n swop, when you really hadn't!
2nd April 2006, 06:20 PM
Then you mustbuy Pac-Tri witch costs...
2nd April 2006, 06:23 PM
-2 dollars. they pay you to get it. To get it you must go to.....
2nd April 2006, 06:47 PM
The money taking house so they get it anyways. Witch leaves you as broke as a...
2nd April 2006, 07:44 PM
Rich guy. Now you must make a video game with Game maker (www.gamemaker.nl) and make it star...
2nd April 2006, 08:42 PM
Banjo. in his quest to find SNS, and in it you can...
2nd April 2006, 08:49 PM
Turn into Dark Banjo witch alows you to...
2nd April 2006, 09:24 PM
Have Daxter in your backpack and you can SNS with...
2nd April 2006, 09:30 PM
Pac-Tri to get a new charater, and that new charater is...
2nd April 2006, 09:55 PM
Banjos Banjo's cow that gives you the power to...
2nd April 2006, 11:30 PM
be a mupet, n u go to beavrs lair, where u...
3rd April 2006, 12:19 AM
Learn Spainish! And then you find out that you need to get past a door, but you must know Japanese. So you...
3rd April 2006, 12:22 AM
need to ask Mumbo to turn you into a panda, after that...
3rd April 2006, 12:29 AM
It goes into a cutsecne with Mumbo agruing to Humba and vise versa. After that, you will go into a boss fight against Humba, and you are playing as Mumbo, and you must beat her by...
7th April 2006, 07:57 PM
...Consealing her within an anti-magical forcefield. Mumbo will turn you into a panda and give you the "silver feather" which has the power to...
7th April 2006, 08:02 PM
...make you fly super fast and not get hurt if you crash. But be warned it can only be used once, so you...
7th April 2006, 08:04 PM
...waste it. Banjo goes "Why did you waste it?" In order for you (the actual player) to stay alive, break your N64. Buy a Jungle Green one with BK and BT. Start a file on BT at File....
7th April 2006, 08:20 PM
5. You beat the game and Pawno says "OMG U GOT TEH SNSWAP"! and he takes you to sstop and swap land where....
7th April 2006, 08:23 PM
...giant questionmark eggs are rolling around. Pawno says "Break open the eggs to reveal...
7th April 2006, 09:16 PM
...something spicy." But to break open the eggs you must first activate the beta pain-technology which was implemented into the controller and originally meant to be scrapped from SnS. To do this, you must gouge your eyeballs out with the nearest sharp object and bleed onto the controller. The game will be able to detect your agony, and will allow Banjo to...
7th April 2006, 09:39 PM
Access Fungi Forest. Inside, you'll meet up with Donkey Kong (not me, the actual ape) and together you'll have to bring down Gruntilda. But she's hiding inside the...
7th April 2006, 09:59 PM
cave that says "Secret cave that Banjos not allowed in or Im going to get security on that bear. I never really liked bears but Banjo is ok, I mean, I did kidnap his siter so I understand his journey but he still isnt allowed in here". She throws another game show but for some reason....
7th April 2006, 10:35 PM
...it gets cancelled as viewers lost interest in gameshows and it got turned into a reality TV show. So we go to...
Day One in the Big Banjo house...
7th April 2006, 11:04 PM
But then, Due to the director being killed, The show is cancelled, and we get back to the game...
8th April 2006, 02:33 AM
Of Banjos Banjo's Cow Making games for Kablamooie and..
8th April 2006, 04:10 AM
qwertybub3 comes out and gives you FIBER! Use the FIBER too...
8th April 2006, 02:37 PM
Go to the bathroom which is.....
8th April 2006, 02:49 PM
On the other side of the level. So instead you...
8th April 2006, 03:18 PM
Go in the bushes.....
8th April 2006, 03:52 PM
...and get attacked by racoons! To get them off of you, you need to press...
8th April 2006, 06:30 PM
A, A, and Z! Then you go to...
8th April 2006, 07:24 PM
The Uncut Challenge Dungeon from Billy Bob the Cactus Blob's Dungeon Adventure, where you get to hear The Great Mighty Poo's song uncut. nd then you go to the secret desert to find...
8th April 2006, 07:32 PM
... nothing because it doesn't exist. You begin you endless fall untill finally Banjo says...
9th April 2006, 03:33 AM
"This cheat sucks!" Then you go and,
9th April 2006, 12:32 PM
See an egg that is.....
9th April 2006, 06:32 PM
square. You realize that the word "square" rymes with "Rare" so you eat a hot pocket.
10th April 2006, 12:51 AM
But the hot pocket is SO hot that it lights your head on fire, so you become Fire Banjo! you must now light something on fire, that something is.........
10th April 2006, 01:59 AM
Your pants! and with your pant on fire you can...
10th April 2006, 11:20 AM
...melt the Ice Key. So you melt the Ice Key, then look up and see a door saying enter Ice Key here. Banjo then...
10th April 2006, 03:27 PM
...puts the Ice Key there and it opens a door to Canada, which he goes through, and...
10th April 2006, 07:41 PM
The Jinjonater will be there, and he'll say...
10th April 2006, 09:31 PM
"Have you summoned my green eggs and ham from between the llama's toes?" You hand him a picture of Darth Vader. He, in return, gives you the juicy, suculent, scrumptious...
10th April 2006, 10:45 PM
...big al burrger and some salty Joe Fries. Kazooie says were not eaten that and throws it at The Jinjonater. The Jinjonater eyes turn red and starts fireing rare logos at you. Then you see captain Blubber flys by in his saucer and crash into some goverment billdings .....
10th April 2006, 11:02 PM
Inside the buildings are Microsoft executives. They notice what adventure you are on and are attacking you with giant profit reciepts they have gotten since they bought rare in an attempt to stop you! You take your underwear and give them to...
10th April 2006, 11:18 PM
...nintendo who then use DNA from dung left in there UNDER-pants. Then Nintendo uses the Microsoft executives CLONES to tell rare they are now allowed to make nitendo rev games. Rare says of thats.... THATS GRATE they start dancing to the music from bootles party. They then make banjo threeie wich can link up to your old N64 games and brings STOP N SWAP into working order. You Rember banjo is being attackt by Rare logos so you leave and save your game and plug it into the STOP N SWAP THINGAMGEIG 3000. Then you turn on the revention and it loads up your data and you see Shark Food island coming out of the ground the sky is melting and kazooie is pecking banjos head....
10th April 2006, 11:31 PM
So Banjo got in his car and drove over to the donut shop
And Bano walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
Banjo said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
Banjo said "You got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
Banjo said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
Banjo said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
Banjo said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
Banjo said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"NO, we're outta bear claws"
He said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
he says "OK, I'll take that"
The weasels attack you. Not Banjo, YOU! You must go to Sharkfood Island to get rid of them. How, well, you....
10th April 2006, 11:50 PM
You go to the sandcastle and enter the code: WHIPEOUTTHEWEASELS
The weasels instantly evaporate into the air.
Such a dramatic stunt is observed by the guy behind the counter.
The guy in return hands you the "Miniature Mumbo Action-Figurine".
You take the action figure and you cover it with mustard.
You then use the action figure's secret powers to...
10th April 2006, 11:54 PM
.....to controle Mumbo to do your biding......
10th April 2006, 11:55 PM
You have Mumbo go and...
11th April 2006, 12:05 AM
.....make every one in the banjo uniavirs fat but it back fires and makes banjo as big as a.....
11th April 2006, 07:47 PM
and every one else will scrink down with him. Then it will show a new ending showing everyone eating loads of subs.
Let's start a new one!
Who will start?
11th April 2006, 08:02 PM
In Fat Banjo you must get $1,000,000$ by doing things starting with eating The CHE_T. And the "_" stads for...
21st April 2006, 12:19 AM
... "U". To find the CHEUT, you must go to...
21st April 2006, 12:27 AM
Ebay, where you may buy him for -20 dollars. then you...
21st April 2006, 01:42 AM
...slowly devour him through osmosis. As soon as you do that...
21st April 2006, 02:24 AM
... Goggle Boy (err, BOTTLES) the mole will appear and...
21st April 2006, 02:38 AM
take over the world. This causes....
21st April 2006, 03:41 PM
Tooty to mysteriously reappear after being lost...
21st April 2006, 06:18 PM
in a Mafia. Bottles will then pay you...
22nd April 2006, 10:18 PM
-100$. But then the backyardigans appear and....
23rd April 2006, 12:59 AM
Eat Bottle's goggles!!! So then....
23rd April 2006, 06:02 PM
They Proceed to take over the world with their horrible songs! But, fortunately...
23rd April 2006, 07:13 PM
The Blue's Clues gang appers and devours them! Then, they sing a horrid song to you, so you must...
23rd April 2006, 10:05 PM
Hide under your bed while, Barney, Arthur, and all the other annyoing characters wage an all out war! But eventually, that yugioh guy comes and uses his heart of the cards thing to....
23rd April 2006, 11:30 PM
Rip out your heart!!! and then....
15th May 2006, 09:41 PM
tell yu-gi-oh! (his name does actually have an exclamation) that it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-die!, so he does but then buddy holly appears and says...
17th May 2006, 12:06 AM
...eat your own foot its the only way then...
17th May 2006, 12:12 AM
you accidently eat the wrong foot, and when you realize this, you pass out! when you wake up, SliPKnoT is standing over you. They then proceed to.......................
17th May 2006, 01:09 AM
...kill humba wumba because she turned you into a washing machine in grunty industries and it lowered your popularity, then you must...
17th May 2006, 01:11 AM
...........unmask them all and reveal their faces to everyone who reads your blog (only you read it!)....................
17th May 2006, 01:32 AM
So you become lonley and think your a nerd. So, you try to create a Nintendo Wii with nothing but...
20th May 2006, 02:32 AM
electricity, which means it has no physical body and therefore everyone who touches it is killed by the sheer voltage. So, you must convince Bill Gates that it is a Magic Square, and if he touches it, all his competition will send him 3/4 of all their profits. When he dies, to hide the body you have to...
((What's the object of this one, anyway?))
20th May 2006, 01:23 PM
Bury it in the crypt, but in it is a...
((The object is for Fat Banjo to get 1,000,000 dollars.))
20th May 2006, 07:57 PM
A wheel-chair ninja! Oh noes :eek: ! You must defeat him by using...................
20th May 2006, 08:05 PM
A coffee pot and an ashtray! Then press A B C up C left L R A B L B R C up 15 times in a row, and then go to..........
20th May 2006, 08:07 PM
a Primus concert! While there they play........................
21st May 2006, 01:13 AM
Nothing, because Mumbo has stolen their instruments! Oh noes. In order to save the concert, you must go to Bubblegoop Swamp, Hit a random assortment of buttons, find a Kumagoro in a tree, sing Panic! At The Disco songs with the Kumagoro, and then colect all items in the forest in 10 minutes, then go to Mumbo's hut where you find.......
21st May 2006, 02:12 AM
A bike! Then you'll steal it and Mumbo will sing "Banjo stole my bike!" So now you must...
21st May 2006, 04:19 AM
Those little aliens from the E.T ride! They will thank you for no reason and teleport you to Witchy World, where you must.......
21st May 2006, 04:35 AM
Do the Hustle!
Of course, that triggers Al to throw a mirrored burger at you, which you have to take to Boggy. When you get to Boggy...
21st May 2006, 10:14 AM
Run around in a circle for two hours. Afterwards Banjo will fall over and pass out. To wake him up again you must...
21st May 2006, 01:15 PM
YELL REALLY FREAKING LOUD IN FRONT OF THE TV LIEK TH1Z!!!
After that Boggy will teleport in front of you and ask you to help him become super sayajin Boggy 9. So you must collect all chaos emeralds in...
21st May 2006, 01:38 PM
Star Wars: the Fellowship of the Spacecraft. Once you find them all take them to Tom Nook in Battletoads and he'll get out a...
21st May 2006, 02:01 PM
Blaster Master which will help him start his politic schemes to take over the world with a hair dryier and an umbrella.
After that Obi-Wan will log in and say "luk use teh foerc huh?"
So you should better do as him says unless you want the alternative ending where...
21st May 2006, 02:29 PM
Banjo get eaten by Tooty, you must eat 1000000000000000000000000000000
cans of baked beans. Then Tooty will be fat. So you must...
21st May 2006, 02:53 PM
point at her, say "haha your fat!" and then laugh. Then she proceeds to...............
21st May 2006, 03:09 PM
...she proceeds arguing... She says: No. Your momma!
Banjo: We are brothers lol!
And then she dies of spontaneous combustion. Congradulations! You just killed Tooty, when you should've saved her instead!
You see the alternate ending which is actually a compilation of scenes from the happy farmers from Mongolia milking their goats.
Now to watch the real ending you have to...
21st May 2006, 03:23 PM
Watch 200 hours of Barney, then...
21st May 2006, 03:35 PM
puke in a metal pail and put it on your head. You must now talk to Jesus, and he says................
21st May 2006, 04:25 PM
To kill yourself. So you kill yourself and see the real ending showing what will happen in Banjo-Kazooie vs. GTA! The end.
Who will start a new one?
22nd May 2006, 02:18 AM
The end? more like Fission Mailed, death cannot stop Fat Banjo who collects his own 1,000,000 dollar life insurense but then eats it.
New cheat! Fat Banjo must find YBK but to do so he must...../
22nd May 2006, 03:55 AM
Get drunk, and then have a car run over him.
At YBk, Yumblie comes out and tries to...
28th May 2006, 02:42 AM
...a retardedly shaped jiggy appears and it transport you to grunty who is somewhat related to SNS...
28th May 2006, 04:32 AM
Because SNS is her cousin! So now you must look for SNS if you don't want Grunty to kill you...
29th May 2006, 01:18 AM
You look for it forever before you suddenly get that tingly feeling, and you realize that SnS is in you pants! You must reach in there and pull it out, but first you must figure out a way to not look like you are touching yourself. So you.....................
And yes. I DID just go there ^_^
29th May 2006, 09:25 PM
try to but then notice there are 20 flying cop cars flying over your head and they...
30th May 2006, 12:51 AM
Shoot out the NEDM cat. He kills you with his chapstick, so know you are dead. While you're dead, you see...
30th May 2006, 01:38 AM
110 more flying cop cars.:eek: They start hovering over Grunty's Lair, and bomb it, causing a nuclearly radioactive explosion that blows up nine-tenths of the world.:D Banjo is blown to Antartica, but a cop car chases him down. The cop car blows up, but Grunty throws a drill bit at Banjo. Even though Grunty is currently a million miles away from Antartica, somehow the drill bit hits Banjo.:confused:
It ends up exploding his eye, going through the skull, poking through the brain, and sticking out the other side.:eek: Banjo starts bleeding profusely, and falls to the ground with the drill bit sticking out his skull. Blood, gore, and crushed up brain juice leak all over th ice.:eek: Banjo screams, "Oh my lord heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllppppppppp mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee...............", as his skull fractures open. Then Banjo attempts to pull out the drill bit, but when he pulls it out, he finds out that the bit being stuck through his skull was keeping him alive.:eek: His entire brain juice leaks out, and he bleeds to death and for some reason goes to Hell.o-O There, Satan will...
YES, I'm weird and random, out-of-the-blue like that.:D
30th May 2006, 08:31 PM
Satan pits you in a no-holds-barred duel with the Star Wars kid! To defeat him you must.............
By the way, some of Banjo's best friends that we have never heard of are taping this embarrassing fight and plan to put it on the internet.
31st May 2006, 12:21 AM
...ask him a star wars question that he will never be able to answer...
P.S. A kid like that is in my school he thinks he knows everything about STAR WARS. BUT!!! the one question he cant is: WHO IS CHEWY'S SECOND BEST FRIEND??????
7th June 2006, 10:28 AM
...and that question is, "How does it keep going?!"
After being unable to provide a satisfactory answer, Satan will shoot you back up to Earth!
Next you must...
7th June 2006, 11:48 AM
Shoot C:\Konga with 200 to 255 eggs and then...
7th June 2006, 04:47 PM
Beat Mario and Luigi: PiT in only 2 seconds with only one Colbat star peice...
7th June 2006, 09:10 PM
...then kill baby mario which leads to a catastophic meltdown inside mario because baby mario is mario so you must then...
7th June 2006, 10:08 PM
Eat TWO super mushrooms which causes Mario to turn into Banjo...
8th June 2006, 02:14 AM
... and you'll have to stick a cannon on your right arm. Then you'll blow up 10,000...
8th June 2006, 10:16 PM
...times and youll have to kill kazooie because she makes fun of bottles, then...
10th June 2006, 12:25 AM
...you'll go to the bathroom (you've been playing for a long time :p) and when you come back, Banjo...
14th August 2006, 06:52 AM
banjo uses the king jinjonater to...
15th August 2006, 04:57 AM
...unlock an endless abyss that banjo is sucked into and in the abyss banjo finds...
15th August 2006, 04:58 AM
... a chocolate honeycomb piece which gives him the power to ...
15th August 2006, 05:19 AM
...turn milk chocolate just by touching it! So then Bottles calls you and says "Gimme some choccy milk, foo!", so you do that, and then...
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