Never ending Banjo-Kazooie cheat!

[MumboBumbo]

Ok, you must add on to the cheat, and make sure it WILL never end.

Here goes,
To make Everyone in the Banjo-Kazooie Universe fat, you must avoid the first Jiggy...

[Soulreaper41392]

What? If you don't get the first jiggy, than you can't even go in a world. Or anywhere. This is dumb.

[machanist]

oooh fun

_________

but collect every single note in the game....

edit: look how close me and soulreaper posted
sorry, this is just all cool after not being able to type for ages

[repobanjo]

...and not go to any world's. A giant hole will come with the words, "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" from the floor. Then, you must....

[s.w.a.t]

....run into Banjo's house and kill the fishh....

[Soulreaper41392]

......and then yourself.......




edits
machanist, I like your icon, it always makes me laugh.

[rare&swop]

..Then the fish haunt's you foreva!And the world explode's,The end.

EDIT:Oop's!Who ya gonna follow?:cool:

[Ice Lightning]

But in a parallel universe the fish is god and...

[s.w.a.t]

...reigns supreme over bears, but there is the token rag-tag group of rebels that.....

[repobanjo]

...do barrell rolls! You must beak-bust them to death, but then Gobi...

[s.w.a.t]

....pops up wines whines every body to death. Then......

[MumboBumbo]

Banjo will eat 2 hundred subs...

[s.w.a.t]

...that amkes him very fat, so Kazooie rolls him to....

[repobanjo]

lamentofgrunty! The air in his head pops, which flew him into the admin CP! On the qay, HIC, in his very big lair of doom, was caought in lament. He flew in too! To get them out of the CP, you must...

[s.w.a.t]

...kill repo, which I won't do because.....

[Soulreaper41392]

......I can't find my pants.

[MumboBumbo]

So I grab some shorts and put them on!

[repobanjo]

So, you kill repo. Repo gets pissed, and jins the alliance. He possesses lament, and pushes off a cliff. HIC HICcups his smart out. To get it back in, you need...

[Ice Lightning]

...P.o.t.O'S Spam Reaver™. But it malfunctioned and...

[MumboBumbo]

You turn into some buff chick! And with her you can...

[Soulreaper41392]

.......open a jar of pickles!

opening a jar of pickles is hard as hell you know :cool:

[MumboBumbo]

And then you eat a pickel and become fat! and while your fat, you can...

[Soulreaper41392]

.....take a dump, but then you find out that you are out of toilet paper! so you.......

[Meow Mixer]

.....run into the nearest Walmart and use their Xbox 360 controller to possess one of the employees so that they buy you some magic toilet paper. Useing it you can.....

[Soulreaper41392]

....summon The Great Mighty Poo! He then proceeds to.........

[s.w.a.t]

...sit ther. You must.....

[repobanjo]

ask Hi. I'm Controversy to kill lament. He does. While evryone is happy, lament....

[Ice Lightning]

...gets his IP hider ready to come back to the forums. He then...

Off Topic: Anyone noticed how this has turned into a continue the story instead of the cheat code.

[repobanjo]

...will kill Banjo. To finish him off, you need to Beak Bust him. After 5 times, he will open up the SharkFood Island. Once you get there, you will meet...

That'll fix it!

[MumboBumbo]

Humba Wumba, who transforms you into...

[Soulreaper41392]

Cookie Monster! You must then.......

[qwertybub3]

Eat a Cookie. Witch makes you the size of...

[MumboBumbo]

Grunty's lair, so Grunty makes a Godzilla like Monster and sends him out to do Battle with the Cookie Monster! Now your in a boss battle, and the only way to defeat him is to...

[qwertybub3]

Eat some Soylent Been witch is now made of Grey Jinjo(s) who got killed by...

[MumboBumbo]

www.YTMND.com! And after you defeat the boss, you will go to...

[qwertybub3]

Rare HQ and you find out SnS by...

[repobanjo]

...figuring out it didn't exist. It was all a joke. BUT! You can still get Bottles Revenge by...

[MumboBumbo]

Eating yourself, but have your hands and head left. Now in Bottles' Revenge, you must...

[qwertybub3]

Kill The Hermit with a ...

[MumboBumbo]

Packet of Gum witch unlocks...

[s.w.a.t]

teh swap and stop! However, this does nothing as it is not stop n swop. Then you must.....

[Soulreaper41392]

Yell at Rare for telling you that you had gotten stop n swop, when you really hadn't!

[qwertybub3]

Then you mustbuy Pac-Tri witch costs...

[s.w.a.t]

-2 dollars. they pay you to get it. To get it you must go to.....

[qwertybub3]

The money taking house so they get it anyways. Witch leaves you as broke as a...

[MumboBumbo]

Rich guy. Now you must make a video game with Game maker (www.gamemaker.nl) and make it star...

[qwertybub3]

Banjo. in his quest to find SNS, and in it you can...

[MumboBumbo]

Turn into Dark Banjo witch alows you to...

[qwertybub3]

Have Daxter in your backpack and you can SNS with...

[MumboBumbo]

Pac-Tri to get a new charater, and that new charater is...

[qwertybub3]

Banjos Banjo's cow that gives you the power to...

[meanjo]

be a mupet, n u go to beavrs lair, where u...

[MumboBumbo]

Learn Spainish! And then you find out that you need to get past a door, but you must know Japanese. So you...

[Kamikaze]

need to ask Mumbo to turn you into a panda, after that...

[MumboBumbo]

It goes into a cutsecne with Mumbo agruing to Humba and vise versa. After that, you will go into a boss fight against Humba, and you are playing as Mumbo, and you must beat her by...

[Donkey Kong]

...Consealing her within an anti-magical forcefield. Mumbo will turn you into a panda and give you the "silver feather" which has the power to...

[Ice Lightning]

...make you fly super fast and not get hurt if you crash. But be warned it can only be used once, so you...

[repobanjo]

...waste it. Banjo goes "Why did you waste it?" In order for you (the actual player) to stay alive, break your N64. Buy a Jungle Green one with BK and BT. Start a file on BT at File....

[s.w.a.t]

5. You beat the game and Pawno says "OMG U GOT TEH SNSWAP"! and he takes you to sstop and swap land where....

[Ice Lightning]

...giant questionmark eggs are rolling around. Pawno says "Break open the eggs to reveal...

[BlueBreegull]

...something spicy." But to break open the eggs you must first activate the beta pain-technology which was implemented into the controller and originally meant to be scrapped from SnS. To do this, you must gouge your eyeballs out with the nearest sharp object and bleed onto the controller. The game will be able to detect your agony, and will allow Banjo to...

[Donkey Kong]

Access Fungi Forest. Inside, you'll meet up with Donkey Kong (not me, the actual ape) and together you'll have to bring down Gruntilda. But she's hiding inside the...

[DemyGod]

cave that says "Secret cave that Banjos not allowed in or Im going to get security on that bear. I never really liked bears but Banjo is ok, I mean, I did kidnap his siter so I understand his journey but he still isnt allowed in here". She throws another game show but for some reason....

[Ice Lightning]

...it gets cancelled as viewers lost interest in gameshows and it got turned into a reality TV show. So we go to...

Day One in the Big Banjo house...

[MumboBumbo]

But then, Due to the director being killed, The show is cancelled, and we get back to the game...

[qwertybub3]

Of Banjos Banjo's Cow Making games for Kablamooie and..

[Kablamooie]

qwertybub3 comes out and gives you FIBER! Use the FIBER too...

[s.w.a.t]

Go to the bathroom which is.....

[Ice Lightning]

On the other side of the level. So instead you...

[s.w.a.t]

Go in the bushes.....

[repobanjo]

...and get attacked by racoons! To get them off of you, you need to press...

[MumboBumbo]

A, A, and Z! Then you go to...

[qwertybub3]

The Uncut Challenge Dungeon from Billy Bob the Cactus Blob's Dungeon Adventure, where you get to hear The Great Mighty Poo's song uncut. nd then you go to the secret desert to find...

[jumbo mumbo]

... nothing because it doesn't exist. You begin you endless fall untill finally Banjo says...

[MumboBumbo]

"This cheat sucks!" Then you go and,

[s.w.a.t]

See an egg that is.....

[jumbo mumbo]

square. You realize that the word "square" rymes with "Rare" so you eat a hot pocket.

[Soulreaper41392]

But the hot pocket is SO hot that it lights your head on fire, so you become Fire Banjo! you must now light something on fire, that something is.........

[qwertybub3]

Your pants! and with your pant on fire you can...

[Ice Lightning]

...melt the Ice Key. So you melt the Ice Key, then look up and see a door saying enter Ice Key here. Banjo then...

[BKSonic1234]

...puts the Ice Key there and it opens a door to Canada, which he goes through, and...

[MumboBumbo]

The Jinjonater will be there, and he'll say...

[Donkey Kong]

"Have you summoned my green eggs and ham from between the llama's toes?" You hand him a picture of Darth Vader. He, in return, gives you the juicy, suculent, scrumptious...

[banjofan9]

...big al burrger and some salty Joe Fries. Kazooie says were not eaten that and throws it at The Jinjonater. The Jinjonater eyes turn red and starts fireing rare logos at you. Then you see captain Blubber flys by in his saucer and crash into some goverment billdings .....

[Donkey Kong]

Inside the buildings are Microsoft executives. They notice what adventure you are on and are attacking you with giant profit reciepts they have gotten since they bought rare in an attempt to stop you! You take your underwear and give them to...

[banjofan9]

...nintendo who then use DNA from dung left in there UNDER-pants. Then Nintendo uses the Microsoft executives CLONES to tell rare they are now allowed to make nitendo rev games. Rare says of thats.... THATS GRATE they start dancing to the music from bootles party. They then make banjo threeie wich can link up to your old N64 games and brings STOP N SWAP into working order. You Rember banjo is being attackt by Rare logos so you leave and save your game and plug it into the STOP N SWAP THINGAMGEIG 3000. Then you turn on the revention and it loads up your data and you see Shark Food island coming out of the ground the sky is melting and kazooie is pecking banjos head....

[repobanjo]

So Banjo got in his car and drove over to the donut shop
And Bano walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
Banjo said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
Banjo said "You got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
Banjo said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
Banjo said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
Banjo said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
Banjo said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"NO, we're outta bear claws"
He said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
he says "OK, I'll take that"

The weasels attack you. Not Banjo, YOU! You must go to Sharkfood Island to get rid of them. How, well, you....

[Donkey Kong]

You go to the sandcastle and enter the code: WHIPEOUTTHEWEASELS
The weasels instantly evaporate into the air.
Such a dramatic stunt is observed by the guy behind the counter.
The guy in return hands you the "Miniature Mumbo Action-Figurine".
You take the action figure and you cover it with mustard.
You then use the action figure's secret powers to...

[banjofan9]

.....to controle Mumbo to do your biding......

[Donkey Kong]

You have Mumbo go and...

[banjofan9]

.....make every one in the banjo uniavirs fat but it back fires and makes banjo as big as a.....

[MumboBumbo]

and every one else will scrink down with him. Then it will show a new ending showing everyone eating loads of subs.

The end.

Let's start a new one!

Who will start?

[qwertybub3]

In Fat Banjo you must get $1,000,000$ by doing things starting with eating The CHE_T. And the "_" stads for...

[Ozimul]

... "U". To find the CHEUT, you must go to...

[MumboBumbo]

Ebay, where you may buy him for -20 dollars. then you...

[jumbo mumbo]

...slowly devour him through osmosis. As soon as you do that...

[Ozimul]

... Goggle Boy (err, BOTTLES) the mole will appear and...

[s.w.a.t]

take over the world. This causes....

[Ice Lightning]

Tooty to mysteriously reappear after being lost...

[MumboBumbo]

in a Mafia. Bottles will then pay you...

[Yoshi_Master]

-100$. But then the backyardigans appear and....

[DementedSun]

Eat Bottle's goggles!!! So then....

[Yoshi_Master]

They Proceed to take over the world with their horrible songs! But, fortunately...

[MumboBumbo]

The Blue's Clues gang appers and devours them! Then, they sing a horrid song to you, so you must...

[Yoshi_Master]

Hide under your bed while, Barney, Arthur, and all the other annyoing characters wage an all out war! But eventually, that yugioh guy comes and uses his heart of the cards thing to....

[DementedSun]

Rip out your heart!!! and then....

[Thranjo-Kanewie]

tell yu-gi-oh! (his name does actually have an exclamation) that it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-die!, so he does but then buddy holly appears and says...

[banj0-kaz00ie]

...eat your own foot its the only way then...

[Soulreaper41392]

you accidently eat the wrong foot, and when you realize this, you pass out! when you wake up, SliPKnoT is standing over you. They then proceed to.......................

[killamanjaro]

...kill humba wumba because she turned you into a washing machine in grunty industries and it lowered your popularity, then you must...

[Soulreaper41392]

...........unmask them all and reveal their faces to everyone who reads your blog (only you read it!)....................

[MumboBumbo]

So you become lonley and think your a nerd. So, you try to create a Nintendo Wii with nothing but...

[Sephirong]

electricity, which means it has no physical body and therefore everyone who touches it is killed by the sheer voltage. So, you must convince Bill Gates that it is a Magic Square, and if he touches it, all his competition will send him 3/4 of all their profits. When he dies, to hide the body you have to...

((What's the object of this one, anyway?))

[qwertybub3]

Bury it in the crypt, but in it is a...

((The object is for Fat Banjo to get 1,000,000 dollars.))

[Soulreaper41392]

A wheel-chair ninja! Oh noes :eek: ! You must defeat him by using...................

[MewChan]

A coffee pot and an ashtray! Then press A B C up C left L R A B L B R C up 15 times in a row, and then go to..........

[Soulreaper41392]

a Primus concert! While there they play........................

[MewChan]

Nothing, because Mumbo has stolen their instruments! Oh noes. In order to save the concert, you must go to Bubblegoop Swamp, Hit a random assortment of buttons, find a Kumagoro in a tree, sing Panic! At The Disco songs with the Kumagoro, and then colect all items in the forest in 10 minutes, then go to Mumbo's hut where you find.......

[MumboBumbo]

A bike! Then you'll steal it and Mumbo will sing "Banjo stole my bike!" So now you must...

[MewChan]

Those little aliens from the E.T ride! They will thank you for no reason and teleport you to Witchy World, where you must.......

[P.o.t.O]

Do the Hustle!

Of course, that triggers Al to throw a mirrored burger at you, which you have to take to Boggy. When you get to Boggy...

[Ice Lightning]

Run around in a circle for two hours. Afterwards Banjo will fall over and pass out. To wake him up again you must...

[LaorBR]

YELL REALLY FREAKING LOUD IN FRONT OF THE TV LIEK TH1Z!!!
After that Boggy will teleport in front of you and ask you to help him become super sayajin Boggy 9. So you must collect all chaos emeralds in...

[Ice Lightning]

Star Wars: the Fellowship of the Spacecraft. Once you find them all take them to Tom Nook in Battletoads and he'll get out a...

[LaorBR]

Blaster Master which will help him start his politic schemes to take over the world with a hair dryier and an umbrella.
After that Obi-Wan will log in and say "luk use teh foerc huh?"
So you should better do as him says unless you want the alternative ending where...

[MumboBumbo]

Banjo get eaten by Tooty, you must eat 1000000000000000000000000000000
cans of baked beans. Then Tooty will be fat. So you must...

[Soulreaper41392]

point at her, say "haha your fat!" and then laugh. Then she proceeds to...............

[LaorBR]

...she proceeds arguing... She says: No. Your momma!
Banjo: We are brothers lol!
Tooty: DOH!

And then she dies of spontaneous combustion. Congradulations! You just killed Tooty, when you should've saved her instead!
You see the alternate ending which is actually a compilation of scenes from the happy farmers from Mongolia milking their goats.
Now to watch the real ending you have to...

[MumboBumbo]

Watch 200 hours of Barney, then...

[Soulreaper41392]

puke in a metal pail and put it on your head. You must now talk to Jesus, and he says................

[MumboBumbo]

To kill yourself. So you kill yourself and see the real ending showing what will happen in Banjo-Kazooie vs. GTA! The end.

Who will start a new one?

[qwertybub3]

The end? more like Fission Mailed, death cannot stop Fat Banjo who collects his own 1,000,000 dollar life insurense but then eats it.

New cheat! Fat Banjo must find YBK but to do so he must...../

[ChillyDark]

Get drunk, and then have a car run over him.
At YBk, Yumblie comes out and tries to...

[killamanjaro]

...a retardedly shaped jiggy appears and it transport you to grunty who is somewhat related to SNS...

[MumboBumbo]

Because SNS is her cousin! So now you must look for SNS if you don't want Grunty to kill you...

[Soulreaper41392]

You look for it forever before you suddenly get that tingly feeling, and you realize that SnS is in you pants! You must reach in there and pull it out, but first you must figure out a way to not look like you are touching yourself. So you.....................

And yes. I DID just go there ^_^

[Yaridovich]

try to but then notice there are 20 flying cop cars flying over your head and they...

[MumboBumbo]

Shoot out the NEDM cat. He kills you with his chapstick, so know you are dead. While you're dead, you see...

[Yaridovich]

110 more flying cop cars.:eek: They start hovering over Grunty's Lair, and bomb it, causing a nuclearly radioactive explosion that blows up nine-tenths of the world.:D Banjo is blown to Antartica, but a cop car chases him down. The cop car blows up, but Grunty throws a drill bit at Banjo. Even though Grunty is currently a million miles away from Antartica, somehow the drill bit hits Banjo.:confused:
It ends up exploding his eye, going through the skull, poking through the brain, and sticking out the other side.:eek: Banjo starts bleeding profusely, and falls to the ground with the drill bit sticking out his skull. Blood, gore, and crushed up brain juice leak all over th ice.:eek: Banjo screams, "Oh my lord heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllppppppppp mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee...............", as his skull fractures open. Then Banjo attempts to pull out the drill bit, but when he pulls it out, he finds out that the bit being stuck through his skull was keeping him alive.:eek: His entire brain juice leaks out, and he bleeds to death and for some reason goes to Hell.o-O There, Satan will...

YES, I'm weird and random, out-of-the-blue like that.:D

[Soulreaper41392]

Satan pits you in a no-holds-barred duel with the Star Wars kid! To defeat him you must.............

By the way, some of Banjo's best friends that we have never heard of are taping this embarrassing fight and plan to put it on the internet.

[killamanjaro]

...ask him a star wars question that he will never be able to answer...

P.S. A kid like that is in my school he thinks he knows everything about STAR WARS. BUT!!! the one question he cant is: WHO IS CHEWY'S SECOND BEST FRIEND??????

[Bottles98]

...and that question is, "How does it keep going?!"

After being unable to provide a satisfactory answer, Satan will shoot you back up to Earth!

Next you must...

[qwertybub3]

Shoot C:\Konga with 200 to 255 eggs and then...

[MumboBumbo]

Beat Mario and Luigi: PiT in only 2 seconds with only one Colbat star peice...

[killamanjaro]

...then kill baby mario which leads to a catastophic meltdown inside mario because baby mario is mario so you must then...

[MumboBumbo]

Eat TWO super mushrooms which causes Mario to turn into Banjo...

[Ozimul]

... and you'll have to stick a cannon on your right arm. Then you'll blow up 10,000...

[killamanjaro]

...times and youll have to kill kazooie because she makes fun of bottles, then...

[Ozimul]

...you'll go to the bathroom (you've been playing for a long time :p) and when you come back, Banjo...

[king Jinjonater]

banjo uses the king jinjonater to...

[steve1292]

...unlock an endless abyss that banjo is sucked into and in the abyss banjo finds...

[P_L]

... a chocolate honeycomb piece which gives him the power to ...

[BKSonic1234]

...turn milk chocolate just by touching it! So then Bottles calls you and says "Gimme some choccy milk, foo!", so you do that, and then...