View Full Version : Banjo Didn't defeat Grunty.
QFTer
6th April 2006, 12:39 AM
Everyone says It was Banjo and Kazooie who were the "Big Heros" of the Game, they always boast about how they Defeated Gruntilda.
Too Bad they didn't.
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo activated the jinjonator who Knocked Grunty off, but it was the Jinjonator who did all the work!
After Grunty fell she was trapped under a rock, if she wasn't so could have easily gone up there and killed them both.
Banjo-Tooie
Banjo keeps shooting eggs and Grunty "drops her spell" making the machine explode, this time it was Grunty who defeated herself and she was still alive after that happened.
So Banjo and Kazooie aren't really Heros.
s.w.a.t
6th April 2006, 12:49 AM
But who activates the Jinjonater? And who causes Grunty to drop her spell?
repobanjo
6th April 2006, 12:55 AM
I guess that you can say they were the indirect cause of Grunty's deaths. They didin't directly kill her, but they were the cause that the thing killed her.
QFTer and s.w.a.t are both right. HAPPY MEDIUM!
s.w.a.t
6th April 2006, 12:56 AM
NEVER!*runs into sectet lair*NOW FOR MY MOST POWERFUL WEAPON! Plushies.
Princess J
6th April 2006, 01:36 AM
Yes, the Jinjonator rules! And too often people forget who REALLY saved the day ;)
But, you have to remember that Banjo and Kazooie did summon the Jinjonator in the first place. He couldn't have come without them, and they probably couldn't have beaten Grunty without him. So they each depended on each other.
Gold Jinjo
6th April 2006, 01:47 AM
Banjo activated the jinjonator who Knocked Grunty off, but it was the Jinjonator who did all the work!
While the Jinjonater knocked Grunty off her tower, that only made up a small part of the final battle. Not to mention Banjo and Kazooie's adventure throughout the entire game :)
Theguyoverthere
6th April 2006, 01:57 AM
Everyone says It was Banjo and Kazooie who were the "Big Heros" of the Game, they always boast about how they Defeated Gruntilda.
Too Bad they didn't.
People are always trying to point out things that don't make any sense in the banjo universe so they can look cool.
Too bad they aren't.
Seriously, pointing stupid stuff out like that is kinda funny but sometimes annyoing because think about it, they wouldn't call the game Banjo-Kazooie-Jinjonator-Gruntilda-dropping-spell-and-getting-crushed-by-rock now would they? That would be one heckuva long name LOL :D
PS: Sorry, but I had to say that it was just good timing I think it actually is kinda funny that they aren't the real heroes.
QFTer
6th April 2006, 02:02 AM
Seriously, pointing stupid stuff out like that is kinda funny but sometimes annyoing because think about it, they wouldn't call the game Banjo-Kazooie-Jinjonator-Gruntilda-dropping-spell-and-getting-crushed-by-rock now would they? That would be one heckuva long name LOL :D
Why would they call it that? The name is still the same.
Theguyoverthere
6th April 2006, 02:04 AM
How is Banjo-Kazooie-Jinjonator-Gruntilda-dropping-spell-and-getting-crushed-by-rock the same as Banjo-Kazooie?
QFTer
6th April 2006, 02:06 AM
How is Banjo-Kazooie-Jinjonator-Gruntilda-dropping-spell-and-getting-crushed-by-rock the same as Banjo-Kazooie?
No, I said they why would need to name it that?
Theguyoverthere
6th April 2006, 02:09 AM
Because if the game is about who you said it was about then they would have to call it that for it to make sense. Please refer to the my signature for any further questions.
P.o.t.O
6th April 2006, 02:09 AM
Banjo Didn't Defeat Grunty...
It was Chuck Norris.
s.w.a.t
6th April 2006, 02:13 AM
^Couldn't have said it better myself.
Malons
6th April 2006, 03:14 AM
You're right, because what are Banjo Kazooie? Images on a screen controlled by a greater force, you... so thus you're the hero... have a cookie!
Tanjo
6th April 2006, 03:14 AM
Who knows, they might Be saving her full defeat by b&k for banjo threeie.
Gruntling
6th April 2006, 03:31 AM
I'm still waiting for Grunty to be a robotic-head-in-a-jar of some sorts in BK3. :D
Ice Lightning
6th April 2006, 09:19 AM
But, Banjo and Kazooie could never have activated the Jinjonator if they hadn't learnt the moves from Bottles, so he is the hero. But then they would never have learnt the moves unless Grunty kidnapped Tooty, so Grunty and Tooty are joint hero's.
The trail can go back forever and it could start in a number of different ways, e.g Dingpot didn't have to fire them to the top, Mumbo didn't have to transform them.
So you see, in a way everyone is a hero.
Upsilon
6th April 2006, 10:01 AM
The Jinjonator wouldn't even have turned up if Banjo and Kazooie hadn't rescued the Jinjos.
QFTer
6th April 2006, 10:58 AM
The Jinjonator wouldn't even have turned up if Banjo and Kazooie hadn't rescued the Jinjos.
Actually, it never matters if you save the jinjos they turn up anyways.
qwertybub3
6th April 2006, 02:13 PM
The minimum amount of rescued Jinjos to fight Grunty is 15.
repobanjo
6th April 2006, 07:11 PM
Actually, air is the hero. If it wasn't for air, Banjo wouldn't be able to breathe, and would die. Wihout air, the Jinjonater, Mumbo, and Dingpot wouldn't be able to breathe. Air is the hero.
s.w.a.t
6th April 2006, 07:36 PM
Actually, rocks are the hero. Without rocks, the lair couldn't have been built, which means that it couldn't have happened.
Ice Lightning
6th April 2006, 07:49 PM
Without Rare the game would never have been made and none of us would be here discussing this.
jumbo mumbo
6th April 2006, 09:02 PM
Actually, rocks are the hero. Without rocks, the lair couldn't have been built, which means that it couldn't have happened.
Wouldn't that make rocks the villain?;)
s.w.a.t
6th April 2006, 09:09 PM
Both.
repobanjo
6th April 2006, 09:15 PM
ACTUALLY, without air, no one would be alive to build the lair.
s.w.a.t
6th April 2006, 09:41 PM
without anyone to breathe it, noone would know it was there and nothing would interact with it, there for it would cease to exist.
jumbo mumbo
6th April 2006, 09:44 PM
without anyone to breathe it, noone would know it was there and nothing would interact with it, there for it would cease to exist.
AHHHHHHHH!!! You make my brain hurt.:p
Ozimul
6th April 2006, 11:21 PM
Air isn't the hero! POLYGONS are the heroes, because Banjo, Kazooie, Grunty, Tooty, Bottles, Mumbo, Dingpot, the Lair, the air in Banjo-Kazooie, and everything else are made of POLYGONS. :p
s.w.a.t
6th April 2006, 11:25 PM
The air isn't made of polygons. OWNED
Hollow Note
7th April 2006, 01:40 AM
Everyone says It was Banjo and Kazooie who were the "Big Heros" of the Game, they always boast about how they Defeated Gruntilda.
Too Bad they didn't.
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo activated the jinjonator who Knocked Grunty off, but it was the Jinjonator who did all the work!
After Grunty fell she was trapped under a rock, if she wasn't so could have easily gone up there and killed them both.
Banjo-Tooie
Banjo keeps shooting eggs and Grunty "drops her spell" making the machine explode, this time it was Grunty who defeated herself and she was still alive after that happened.
So Banjo and Kazooie aren't really Heros.
Hey, hey, spoiler warning, thanks alot! :p
Theguyoverthere
7th April 2006, 02:13 AM
The minimum amount of rescued Jinjos to fight Grunty is 15.
Really? What happens if you don't rescue 15? Does the Jinjo statues not appear and then you're out of luck?
QFTer
7th April 2006, 02:14 AM
Really? What happens if you don't rescue 15? Does the Jinjo statues not appear and then you're out of luck?
You still have the golden feathers.
Ozimul
7th April 2006, 02:19 AM
The air isn't made of polygons. OWNED
You're right. My bad. Don't make me feel like a n00b, please. I don't like feeling n00bish. :(
Rare is the hero! They made the game with the sky and the polygons! :D
Ice Lightning
7th April 2006, 11:09 AM
That's exactly what I said earlier.Without Rare the game would never have been made and none of us would be here discussing this.
gobi'svengance
7th April 2006, 11:14 AM
But without the nintendo 64, where would the game be on?
Dricenticore
7th April 2006, 11:27 AM
And WE are the heroes for buying nintendoes and alowing nintendo to make a new console for rare to make banjo on for banjo to be in for mumbo and bottles to help him find the jinjos to make the statue appear to make it possible to kill grunty to let the ROCK fall on her to make her sisters want to rescue her and make a new game- therefore they made banjo tooie because we bought neses and sneses
Theguyoverthere
7th April 2006, 07:51 PM
It's a flippin' game! Does it really matter who's fault it is? Although, I've gotta admit some of you peoples' stories and ideas are quite entertaining LOL
Here's my 2 cents:
Tooty is the hero because she's the reason you have to fight grunty in the first place. Without her being kidnapped, Banjo and Kazooie never could have "defeated" grunty.
repobanjo
7th April 2006, 07:56 PM
Actually, the Big Bang is the hero (if you belive in it). Without it, space and time wouldn't exist, therefore humans wouldn't exist, therefore Rare wouldn't exist, therefore the game wouldn't exist.
You can't go farther back then the Big Bang.
s.w.a.t
7th April 2006, 07:56 PM
Without Grunty's mom, she couldn't have been there.
Ozimul
7th April 2006, 11:32 PM
Without Grunty's mom, she couldn't have been there.
ROFL! :D
jumbo mumbo
7th April 2006, 11:35 PM
Nothing is the hero. Without nothing there would be nowhere for anything to be anywhere. There has to be nothing or nothing would fit anywhere. TOP THAT! :D
s.w.a.t
8th April 2006, 12:05 AM
without nothing there would be something. OhWnEd
LaorBR
8th April 2006, 06:51 AM
ROFL this topic has made my day. :D
Hey wait, did the big bang just create itself?
OH WAIT, I KNOW! IT WAS CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris created nothing and then he put the big bang on it, then nothing turned into something. Thus, Chuck Norris created Rare and Chuck Norris taught the moves to Bottles and Chuck Norris became the Jinjonator and Chuck Norris defeated Grunty with a roundhouse kick.
And Chuck Norris is our hero!
*applauds*
s.w.a.t
8th April 2006, 02:32 PM
CHUCK NORRIS IS teh r0x0r5.
Ratabulous
8th April 2006, 06:50 PM
Hmm...Banjo and Kazooie are sort of like Batman. He never kills anything 'directly.' Even the Gruntlings reincarnate after about 30 seconds.
JaredDSMan
9th April 2006, 02:26 AM
Well, we ALL know what to await in the next Banjo game. What is that I see shards and torn up signs and two weight being lifted up? Uh oh, here comes Hag2 and 3! ;)
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