There's a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat

[BobbyTheCat]

I've tried everything to get it out. It is really annoying me. Suggestions?

[SuperNintendo64]

Induce vomiting.

[BobbyTheCat]

Induce vomiting.
It isn't within the vomit stream.

[SuperNintendo64]

How do you know? Did you try?

[Zy0n7]

Gargle with some water? Or if you can plunge your finger in your throat without puking, you might be able to simply pick it up.

[BobbyTheCat]

I've tried that, it's really far in there. It starting to hurt too.

[Twi]

You try water or anything? Or maybe food to knock it out?

If anything it'll go away on its own.

[Guitar]

Swallow a few times.

[Gruntling]

Try eating something like bread to knock it out as you swallow food.

[Pez]

Try your mother's cure: a penis.

[Arykawesome92]

Steak knives. The only possible solution.

[Jinji Mongo]

Set it aflame.

[frankieforever]

I had this situation before. Gargle Vegtable oil. NO THIS ISN'T SOME HALF ASSED LIE! It does work.

Also: BEST THREAD EVER

[BobbyTheCat]

You try water or anything? Or maybe food to knock it out?

If anything it'll go away on its own.
Nope, water won't get it either. It's really lodged in there
Swallow a few times.
Tried it; didn't work.
Try eating something like bread to knock it out as you swallow food.
I've already tried that, it stopped it from hurting, but it came back
Try your mother's cure: a penis.
I will try this. Is it garunteed to work?
Steak knives. The only possible solution.
Well thanks to you I've now got a kernel and a bloody mouth.

Set it aflame.
I'll try this after the penis
I had this situation before. Gargle Vegtable oil. NO THIS ISN'T SOME HALF ASSED LIE! It does work.

Also: BEST THREAD EVER

I don't have any vegetable oil. I only have a lighter, a steak knife, and a penis

[Articerile]

Use the steak knife to cut your penis off, then set it on fire and swallow it.
You'll be fine.

[Adam]

Just punch yourself in the gut. Harder. HARDER. HARDER!!!!

[BobbyTheCat]

Use the steak knife to cut your penis off, then set it on fire and swallow it.
You'll be fine.

I'd rather keep my penis intact, thank you. But I see how that would work.

[Articerile]

Chug treacle whilst slapping the back of your neck.

[Rock]

Set it aflame.

This.

[ConkerKing]

Comedy gold! 5 stars!

[Spudfish93]

Call the priest, this one is an emergency!

[Y-Kaz]

Put a wire inside your throat and poke the object.

...Or use the penis

[Jellycrab]

I actually was going to post a thread after getting bacon stuck in my throat. Weird.

Do a barrel roll.

[BobbyTheCat]

So far none of these worked. I'm actually surprised it stayed in for this long.

[Pattt]

1. Put throat in Microwave
2. Heat untill the kernel pops
3. ?????
4. Profit.

[DementedSun]

Ouch, I had this happen before. It might be a scratch from the kernel, it just feels like somethings still there. I swallowed a piece of chip accidentally before while coughing, and it must have scratched the side of my throat because it felt like it was still lodged in there.

Have someone look down your throat and see, :teach:.

[Spudfish93]

Get a sharpened pencil and poke around in there a couple of times, the little bastard ought to come out!

[BobbyTheCat]

@Chilli I'm pretty sure it's not a scratch. I can feel it sticking out against my tongue. I keep trying to get it out with my tongue by flipping it upside down and stretching it back, and I can kind of feel it. Ugh, I've felt parts of my mouth I wish I'd never felt.

[Y-Kaz]

wait, is the popcorn kernel STILL in your throat?

[Guitar]

Drown. Nothing else will matter afterward.

[Spudfish93]

Ack!
There's a wedge of cheese stuck in my throat I shit you not.

[BobbyTheCat]

wait, is the popcorn kernel STILL in your throat?

Dead serious. I don't know what to do now. I might just ask a doctor. I just went to the dentists yesterday, but they didn't do anything about it.

[BlueGaze]

Try your mother's cure: a penis.

:thumbsup:

Sorry it was so late, I just laughed sooo hard at that

[Goku]

I saw this thread and I lol'd. Everytime a minor inconvenience comes around, just make a thread about it :D

"I'm out of toilet paper"

"I spilled some milk"

"I dropped my pencil"

[BobbyTheCat]

I'm still taking suggestions guys. It's not out yet. The more I touch it, the deeper it goes in.

[Y-Kaz]

Keep touching it then. It'll end in your tummy

[BobbyTheCat]

No, I mean the deeper it digs into my throat-skin.

[DarkJinjo]

Dude, it's been like a week, tell your freaking parents.

[BobbyTheCat]

Okay. They said I should see a doctor.

[Y-Kaz]

srsly you are joking. It couldn't be there for a week. How did you manage to sleep? Didn't it bother you?

[BobbyTheCat]

srsly you are joking. It couldn't be there for a week. How did you manage to sleep? Didn't it bother you?

Really, I've gotten more used to it. It's like a part of me now, you know?

[Goku]

Better go consult Dr. Worm.

[Frozyn]

I'm still taking suggestions guys. It's not out yet. The more I touch it, the deeper it goes in.
Yeah, my mothers like that too.
Have you tried using...tweezers?

[BobbyTheCat]

Yeah, my mothers like that too.
Have you tried using...tweezers?

If I used that I'll also need a set of earplugs.